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00:00Oh, no!
00:05Hello?
00:13Hey!
00:18Nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:34Hello there. I'm Greg Davies. Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:38They say it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part.
00:41And if you're a child watching the pre-Watershed version of this show,
00:44I'm here to tell you an uncomfortable truth.
00:47You're being told that because you're not good enough.
00:51That's the kids sorted. Now...
00:55Let's see if we can break some adults.
00:57Please welcome Anya Magliano!
01:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:02Maziana!
01:04Phil Ellis!
01:06Rhys Shearsmith!
01:08And Benji Bascar!
01:14And next to me, a man who secretly told me,
01:16and I really must distance myself from comments like this,
01:19that he thinks that women are like electric vehicles.
01:22Really good, as long as they're not in charge.
01:25LAUGHTER
01:27He'll now return!
01:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:32Hello, everyone.
01:34How are you feeling?
01:35I'm feeling good. Unfortunately, lurgy!
01:37You've got the lurgy now.
01:38No returns! No returns.
01:40I've had that for two months.
01:42You've now got it? You can't get me.
01:45Oh, cheese touch, bad luck.
01:46Can't get me.
01:48You're now a social outcast.
01:50Cheese touch?
01:51Yeah, yeah.
01:52Oh, no.
01:53You've got loads of up dog on your waistcoat.
01:56What's up dog?
01:57Norm March, what about you?
01:59APPLAUSE
02:00That...has...killed the atmosphere.
02:06LAUGHTER
02:08What's the prize task?
02:09You've been very specific, yet incredibly vague with this one, Greg.
02:12Mm.
02:13They've been asked to bring in the best thing you can either ride or rip.
02:18Yes.
02:19Ride or rip.
02:20Or is it both?
02:21That's up to Greg, my favourite host ever.
02:25The winner of the episode will take home all five things you can either ride or rip,
02:28or both maybe, which is pretty sick and gnarly, but that's quite enough for me.
02:31I'll see you all later.
02:33OK, Sanjeev. Hello.
02:34What have you brought me that I might like to ride?
02:37Or rip!
02:38I figured the most fun thing to ride would be Alex Horne.
02:44LAUGHTER
02:47According to the internet, I agree.
02:49Yeah.
02:50I have brought something which will allow you to be able to manoeuvre him.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56Perfectly fits Alex Horne's head.
03:01Lovely.
03:02And obviously you've got rear-view mirrors so you can see what's coming up behind you.
03:05Yeah.
03:06And you've got a bell to warn people that your Alex Horne's coming.
03:11LAUGHTER
03:16And I mean that in a pre-Watershed way.
03:19So anyone can ride me, can they, with this device?
03:21You could be on all fours and somebody can be sitting on your back.
03:23Mm-hm.
03:24And they've got your head.
03:25Oh, yeah.
03:26Also sitting on your shoulders, like that.
03:28Oh, and leaning down.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Oh!
03:31Like a penny farthing, I think.
03:32Like a penny farthing.
03:33LAUGHTER
03:35Phil.
03:36Right, so this is something that you are ripping and riding at the same time.
03:42Hello.
03:43If you'd like to show.
03:44Here it is.
03:45Check this out.
03:47So you're ripping off a very famous Monty Python joke.
03:51And you're riding an imaginary, could be a pony, could be a horse.
03:55Could be a camel.
03:56Could be.
03:57Depends what mood you're in.
03:58And I've put a nice little ribbon on it so you can wear it round like mittens
04:01through your coat.
04:02LAUGHTER
04:04Because...
04:05If you lose one, you're just a madman waving round half a coconut.
04:09Yeah.
04:10On the M1.
04:11But when you're on the M1, you've got two.
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:13Great.
04:14Don't beat the horn here.
04:15Maybe it'll startle her.
04:17I like it.
04:18Amazing.
04:19I've gone all right on this one.
04:21I'm hoping it will please you, Greg.
04:24It's even been mentioned so far.
04:27It's a personalised Greg Davies...
04:30Oh, yeah.
04:31..puniform.
04:33APPLAUSE
04:35It's pretty amazing.
04:36It is going to be a struggle for you to get in that seat, but my God, it will feel brilliant.
04:45Once you're in, you're in, aren't you?
04:46Once you're in, you're in, famously.
04:48I always say.
04:49Yeah.
04:50These are all good.
04:51Someone's going to mess up, aren't they?
04:53Rhys?
04:54LAUGHTER
04:56Well, I've gone ride and rip, and in the 70s, we used to have daredevils.
05:02You don't get them any more, but there was one very famous daredevil, Evil Knievel.
05:05Evil Knievel.
05:06And I had the Evil Knievel toy.
05:09Can I say it's my favourite ever toy?
05:11Amazing.
05:12Well, it's that, because you get the opportunity to sort of ride like Evil,
05:17and the ripcord is the rip of the ride.
05:20And there's a picture here of it.
05:22There we go.
05:23There he is.
05:24Ripcord racer.
05:25I remembered the rip.
05:26Here we go.
05:27There he is.
05:28And then, yep, he goes.
05:29And there is a...
05:31APPLAUSE
05:33There is also another rip, because Evil never made an idiot actually die.
05:40It's a lovely double rip.
05:43Oh, that saved him.
05:45Up to that point, he just brought in a toy.
05:47That little joke saved him.
05:49Anya?
05:50I've brought in something that I've designed.
05:52It's based on my feeling that when I travel,
05:57have quite a weak bladder.
05:59Yeah.
06:00So I've designed something that should smoothen that situation.
06:03Smoothen.
06:04Smoothen, mate.
06:06APPLAUSE
06:08This is Anya demonstrating it.
06:17And she is using it in both functions during that clip.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Let's say if on Monday I wanted to go to the Chelsea Flower Show.
06:25LAUGHTER
06:26You don't...
06:27You think they'd be fine with me writing this road?
06:29Yeah, 100%.
06:30Just dropping turds on the floor.
06:32LAUGHTER
06:33I think so.
06:34That's good for the soil, isn't it?
06:35Yeah.
06:36They'd be welcoming you inside.
06:38They'd be going,
06:39Over here, our garden.
06:40The peace garden.
06:41The peace garden.
06:42The peace garden.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:45Quick, feed him.
06:47LAUGHTER
06:49Can I say one more thing?
06:51It cost me four figures.
06:52LAUGHTER
06:53You had to pay over £1,000 for it?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Oh, my God, it would be so funny if I gave you just one point.
07:00Greg.
07:01Please, I'm begging you.
07:03If you do that, I will break.
07:05OK, you've seen all five?
07:06Yeah.
07:07It's hard to separate.
07:08I think they're all pretty good.
07:09I mean, Reece's is the worst, but then he saved it with that joke.
07:13Well, I'm not going to give you one.
07:14Oh, OK.
07:15Cos I liked it.
07:16LAUGHTER
07:17I'm going to give him two points.
07:18But you are last, Reece.
07:20Yeah, apparently.
07:21LAUGHTER
07:22Two lovely points, followed by three lovely points.
07:25Coconuts.
07:26Four points for Penny Farthing.
07:28But third place.
07:29But third place?
07:30Yeah.
07:31No.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Second place, joint first place.
07:34Are you kidding me?
07:35No offence, Sanjeev.
07:36This is a hat.
07:37Yeah, I loved it.
07:38So it's four points to Mady, five points to Sanjeev, and Anya.
07:41There you go.
07:42There we go.
07:43Well done.
07:44APPLAUSE
07:45I've got to be honest, I don't think I scored that very well.
07:49LAUGHTER
07:50Right, let's start with a team task.
07:53OK, OK, yes, of course.
07:55But be warned, I have word from security that there's trouble going down at the Taskmaster Museum.
08:00Oh.
08:01Oh.
08:10Start from...
08:11Check.
08:18Pressure pad.
08:19Check.
08:20Statue in place.
08:21Hot room clear.
08:22Oh, God.
08:23Rhys.
08:24What's this?
08:25Are we safe?
08:26Don't know.
08:27Oh, there's a lot to take in here.
08:28What's this?
08:29Oh, God.
08:30Floor plans.
08:31Are we doing a heist?
08:32Oh, God.
08:33Where's Alex?
08:34Where is Alex?
08:35Oh, this is horrible.
08:36Look.
08:37It's the house.
08:38Steal the statue of Archimedes.
08:39Steal the statue of Archimedes.
08:40You have 15 minutes of observation and preparation in the van.
08:59Then 15 minutes to carry out your heist.
09:02Most sophisticated successful heist wins.
09:04sophisticated successful heist wins your time starts now so we are gonna have to steal that
09:13right where is that is that Alex oh look he's a policeman he's got important codes
09:23important codes okay let's check out his roots so his root is he comes out of the house
09:27we don't have that long guys staff room door alarm check there was three beeps of two after alarm
09:37check shed check clear right we need to get to the tool shed statue room pressure mat alarm check
09:45good good to know pressure pad yeah don't step on that functioning statue in place 301022 it said
09:56301022 excellent work wait he's taking his jacket off to go to the toilet if he does a routine week
10:07that's the time to get the jacket and the key yeah but it was around his watch oh my god he's not well
10:16so he's now he's in the lung oh look it's not we again two minutes he wheezed every two minutes
10:32this is such good info yeah yeah there's the key look there's the key so they're in his top left
10:36pocket is there a way of keeping him in the toilet but is there something we can wage against it yeah
10:42let's kill him genuinely drawn into the drama of it up until that point I'm quite excited about this
10:56yeah very dramatic who are we going to see first well first a plot and then partake in a heist are
11:01your stereotypical gangsters Anya Philip and Sanjeev the plan is go to the tool shed or should two of
11:08us just run in and grab as much stuff as we think is useful where is he where is he he's there 301 22
11:17go guys go see what you can find hey how's it going yeah huge wire cutter oh yeah getting net let's
11:31just just trap him and kill him I keep telling you look where's Sanjeev
11:45okay
11:47what's this
11:51okay the statue has a weight sensor maybe that could replace it
11:58right right I'm just going to have a quick look in the shed
12:02statue in place
12:04is he about to go to the news soon
12:08okay we've got keys
12:21hello hello I don't think it worked Sanjeev are you there he's out of the loop interesting he's heading to the camera feed room
12:43you need to hide from the cameras now hide from the cameras
12:46who's that you're too big on camera
12:49he's in the camera room did you say
12:51okay I'm going to go and investigate he's heading out the front door
12:55all the cameras have gone off all the cameras have gone off
13:11where have they gone
13:12hi hello sir you shouldn't be here after the museum is shut what is your name
13:27Pip yeah you're sorry I have a single out in the nineties
13:31right
13:31go into the car park
13:33yeah no I do apologize about that
13:35I've got it I've got it I've got it
13:46oh what is that
13:53I need someone to figure out where he is that I can get back I've got the statue
13:58oh yeah I'll go and distract him
14:00because he can actually send you back here
14:02hello just sent Phil to distract him because we've got no cameras at all
14:09sorry me again what time do you open tomorrow
14:11Pip you should be open at half eight
14:13if you wouldn't mind leaving the premises
14:15how was the pleasure it's been great
14:19so we are shut at the moment
14:20no I do apologize no problem
14:22all right thanks mate
14:23I've only got seven minutes left
14:24that's a shame
14:25statue room
14:27pressure pad check
14:29that statue's gone
14:36that statue's gone
14:38you're right you know it is weird you don't get cast in more stuff
14:48you know what also that wasn't acting I hadn't seen any of the footage
14:55because he tore the wires out of the security which means we didn't even record the security
15:00footage after that because we weren't expecting anyone to rip the wire
15:03so all that footage is gone and I couldn't believe the statue'd gone
15:07yeah you sort of came good at the end up until that point I don't think it's unfair to say
15:11you might be the weak link
15:13you remember the code
15:16well done
15:18I loved finding an object to replace the weight of the statue
15:22it was all going to plan and then we had
15:24a northern man dressed as a 70s pimp
15:28attempt to lock him in the toilet
15:33and then you became a maintenance man called Pip
15:37you gave a fake name Pip which is short for your name Phil
15:41I think every time we've done a team task
15:44and I say this was so much love
15:46oh thanks
15:47but we've been doing one the actual task and then the second task of wrangling Phil
15:54very enjoyable
15:55we've reached the end of the first part of our first heist
15:59another lesson for you youngsters out there
16:01if you haven't got the things you like
16:03steal them
16:04see you in a bit
16:05hello welcome back to taskmasters part 2
16:16and our cast are planning and participating in heists at taskmaster museum
16:21fortunately for them the security guard is this goon
16:26hello
16:27yes they're trying to steal the statue of Archimedes
16:30and there's just one crime duo left to go
16:32chill out Cray Twins it's time for Reece Fearsmith
16:35and Maisie doesn't give a damn
16:37important codes we need to get that off in then
16:42he needs a wee
16:43he puts it down
16:45he puts it down
16:46he puts it down
16:47good
16:48right should I just go in now and he's in the loo
16:49go now
16:50if you can hear me I think he's coming out
16:54oh Jesus she's got it
16:57quickly get in
16:59he had this code
17:01301 022
17:03great
17:04well now it makes me think that it's not a key
17:06it's not a key
17:07it's codes that are on that
17:08checking security cameras
17:11is he going in the lab
17:12yeah he'll be in the lab
17:14shall I go now
17:15301 022
17:16any trouble
17:19good
17:21oh hang on a minute
17:24someone out there
17:26there's an umbrella
17:28oh god
17:29Reece
17:30ah
17:31ah
17:32excuse me I just saw someone
17:34what is it
17:36Reece move move Reece
17:37oh shit
17:39Reece
17:40excuse me sir
17:41hi
17:42we're shut I'm afraid
17:43oh I'm sorry about that
17:44I went wrong
17:45I went wrong
17:46I went wrong
17:47I went wrong
17:48I went wrong
17:49back to the car
17:50which way around is it please
17:51this way sir
17:52Jesus Christ
17:53it's not a code
17:54it's a lock
17:55with the number 4 on it
17:57I'm going to have a lock now
17:58shall I
18:02oh hang on
18:03there's someone on this camera
18:04right
18:05off we go again
18:09oh no he's seen it
18:10he's spotted it
18:15hello
18:16yeah I just saw you on the camera
18:17you did
18:18I didn't know which way around
18:19I'm meant to be going
18:20I'll send you back to the car pot
18:21sorry
18:22what's your name
18:23er
18:24Lindsay
18:25staff room alarm check
18:27oh come on
18:28hell
18:29he said he saw me on the camera
18:30do you know what we do
18:31what
18:32we run in
18:33and we just grab that whole box
18:34and run out with it
18:35you reckon
18:36when he's in the loo
18:37now
18:37yeah
18:38yeah
18:38ready
18:39just yank it
18:40don't step on the mat
18:41yes
18:56we're in
18:58so we've stolen it
18:59we need to make it at least appear sophisticated
19:02should we leave him a little note
19:03yeah
19:04thank you for the free gift
19:09we're going
19:10we're going
19:11we're going
19:12we're going
19:20wow
19:21person's first
19:22successful
19:23yep
19:24sophisticated
19:25yeah
19:26tell me about the see-through umbrella disguise
19:27I tell you what happened
19:30we didn't
19:31our walkie talkies didn't work
19:32walkie talkies
19:33they didn't work
19:34which is why
19:35I had to resort to other modes of communication
19:38what a warning
19:39well it needed to attract Reece's attention
19:42but
19:43but blend in with the atmosphere
19:45no
19:46in a sophisticated way
19:48should we have a look at it
19:49oh god
19:50Reece
19:51oh
19:52oh
19:53oh
19:54oh
19:55sophistication
19:56it's just like watching Ocean's Eleven
19:58it's just
19:59incredible
20:00both successful
20:01yes
20:02I think the team of three were more sophisticated
20:04five points to the team of three
20:06there we go
20:07thank you
20:08it feels like three is fair
20:11I've written off what you have in your mind as fair
20:14you did say
20:15three points
20:17three points to the team of two
20:19there we go
20:20it feels like
20:21both very entertaining
20:23scoreboard please
20:24yes
20:25well Sanjeev we know has not won an episode yet
20:27but he's joint in the lead with Anya on ten points
20:30this could be the one
20:33this could be the one
20:34on the middle of the task please
20:36oh
20:37yes please
20:38and it's that time in the series when we get grim
20:41good evening Alex
20:42I know they'll never have let me out of here while I'm alive
20:49quick pro quo
20:50I tell you things yourself you tell me things
20:51hi
20:52Chris Eubank
20:53sorry
20:54Chris Eubank
20:55Chris Eubank
20:56sorry
20:57Chris Eubank
20:58yeah who was it supposed to be
20:59it was Hannibal Lecter
21:00oh was it oh lovely lovely
21:02Chris Eubank
21:03you look ready
21:04glad it looks that way
21:05this is wet
21:06yeah that's my fault
21:07dribble a technicolor picture of your hero
21:11your technicolor picture must only be made from things that have traveled
21:15directly from your mouth
21:16directly from your mouth to the tray through the air
21:17and cannot be tampered with post-dribble
21:18best technicolor dribble picture wins
21:19you have 15 minutes your time starts now
21:22are the colors available somewhere
21:23you may leave the room
21:24okay
21:25may not just go to your kids
21:29think you have propriety
21:30it was there
21:31it's won't vary
21:33in there
21:34but you haven't carried all around
21:35one issue
21:36it's the key
21:37okay
21:38for dig o
21:51May not be coming back, right
21:59You looking forward to it, Chris Hewbac?
22:05Can you do a Chris Hewbac? Yes, of course I can
22:14Okay, first to demonstrate their committal to spittle are Anya Sanjeev and Reece Shearspit
22:22So we've got some items here, it's not many different colours, it's hard to find colours
22:26Anyway, shall I tell you afterwards who it is? Up to you
22:30I have some supplies
22:32Yes, it must be Technicolour, so this is good
22:34An artist prepares
22:38Sorry, I forgot the rules
22:41Excellent
22:46I'm going to draw
22:47Dribble
22:47Dribble
22:48I'm going to draw
22:50William Shakespeare
22:53Getting that in there then
22:54What's the liquid?
22:55It's coffee
22:56Okay
22:57I had a question
23:05Um, I need to go to the loo, does that come out of my time?
23:09Or do you pause it?
23:10It comes out of your time, Sanjeev
23:14It comes out of your time, Sanjeev
23:14It's not right, it's not right
23:18Welcome back
23:20Thank you very much
23:20Thank you very much
23:21Seven minutes now
23:23Very good
23:24Thank you very accurate
23:25Thank you
23:26Thank you
23:27Thank you
23:27Thank you
23:29Thank you
23:29You've got to be bold
23:30Thank you
23:31You've got to be bold
23:33Thank you
23:34Thank you
23:35Thank you
23:36Thank you
23:37Welcome back
23:38Thank you very much
23:38Seven minutes now
23:39Very accurate
23:53Thank you
23:54You've got to be bold
23:55Oh
24:16Oh
24:24It's him and his old age.
24:26Right, his last play.
24:38You know when you can sometimes...
24:40You don't know when to start.
24:42That's it, I'm going to start.
24:44Yeah. That's it. That's it.
24:46Done.
24:48APPLAUSE
24:50What I originally wrote down was that Anya was quite, sort of,
24:54traditionally ladylike in the way that she dribbled the picture,
24:57until suddenly you turned into the exorcist.
25:01You achieved a 30-second dribble.
25:04A constant half-minute stream.
25:07I'm not sure that's something to be proud of.
25:09I thought Sanji was nicely controlled.
25:11He was in the toilet for most of the attack.
25:14I mean, honestly, though, Rhys, you...
25:16For most of it, you look like someone in Watford High Street
25:19on a Saturday night.
25:22Honking up.
25:23I expected you to go,
25:24Get my brother!
25:28I think it's because of what the colour was.
25:30Yeah, the colour...
25:31The choice of colour did not help the overall image.
25:34OK, let's start with Shakespeare.
25:36Let's.
25:37Everyone's hero, really.
25:38This is Anya's take on William Shakespeare.
25:40LAUGHTER
25:45So, let's focus on the rough.
25:47Yeah, the rough is actual.
25:48The rough is there.
25:49I did actually make a note.
25:50I was surprised by how much the squirted cream looked like a rough
25:53when it was going on.
25:54It's good, isn't it?
25:55And then...
25:56So, that's his pen...
25:57His quill, the red at the bottom.
25:59Hmm.
26:00I mean, honest to God, it's rubbish.
26:01LAUGHTER
26:02And then the orange is like,
26:04because it was in medieval times,
26:06that's like the air looked like that.
26:08LAUGHTER
26:10Pollution, because they didn't have air conditioning.
26:12Because of the smog.
26:13Because of the smog.
26:14Oh, yeah.
26:15Oh, no, it is good.
26:16LAUGHTER
26:18Sorry, because this is bugging me slightly.
26:21Yeah.
26:22It was in the late 1600s.
26:24Yeah.
26:25It was pre-smog.
26:26They didn't have factories.
26:28LAUGHTER
26:33Someone doesn't know about the Industrial Revolution.
26:35LAUGHTER
26:36Yeah, who's next?
26:37Well, see if you can work out who Sanjeev's hero is.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:41Who?
26:42You're back in the game.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Well, I mean, obviously, I'm not going to be able to guess it.
26:46You'll kick yourself, it's Gene Wilder.
26:49LAUGHTER
26:51It's the smile, the smile gives it away.
26:56Can you see it now?
26:57The smile knows.
26:58Oh, God.
26:59Once you start looking at it, you see Gene Wilder.
27:01There's Wonka.
27:02Yeah.
27:03And he's got that trademark factory smog around the edge.
27:06LAUGHTER
27:07Who's next?
27:08Well, we have a recognised artist here.
27:10Rhys Shearsmith has done this person.
27:12Can you work out who this is?
27:13Here we go.
27:14Wow.
27:15Cool.
27:16That's great.
27:17Who's the old actor Rhys keeps mentioning?
27:20Matt Boris Karloff?
27:22You're in the ballpark.
27:23You're in the right world.
27:24Is it Dracula?
27:25It is Dracula!
27:26It's Dracula!
27:27Whoa!
27:28It's Dracula!
27:29You were right, you only did need those two colours.
27:32That's in the corner.
27:33Yeah.
27:34The Widow's Peak, the moon as well is up there.
27:36The dark, foreboding atmosphere.
27:38Oh, the eyes!
27:39The eyes!
27:40The red, burning eyes!
27:41That's so haunting!
27:42OK, it's time to pause and reflect on the horrors we've just seen.
27:46Make Grandad a cup of tea and wake him up.
27:48We've got dribbling covered!
27:58Hello!
27:59Welcome to the start of part three.
28:02I'm afraid there's a drool-based art task which still needs completing.
28:06Yes, it's a horrible thing and I really, really enjoy it.
28:09We have double dribble to end with.
28:11It's Maisie and Phil.
28:12Wonderful.
28:13Right, well, you'll be surprised to know I'm not going to leave this room.
28:16I'm going to do it all from everything we've got right here.
28:19Well, you're joking.
28:20That would be genuinely insane.
28:21Right.
28:22How do we feel about crayons?
28:23Oh.
28:24We're off.
28:25There he is!
28:26Oh, blue eyes himself!
28:27Oh, blue eyes himself!
28:28It's driving your think-talk.
28:29Oh!
28:30It's driving your think-talk.
28:31Oh!
28:32That's the..
28:33........
28:34DAy!
28:35Five?
28:36How do we feel about crayons?
28:37Have fun!
28:38Reallyaines....
28:47Oh, blue eyes himself!
28:49It's driving your think-talk!
28:52It's dry than you think, duck.
29:09It can't be tampered with once it's fallen.
29:11Oh, you tit!
29:23Well, you've got two minutes now.
29:27I'm in the gap.
29:28Recognisable?
29:29I am. Spitting image.
29:30That's good.
29:33Spitting.
29:34Spitting image.
29:35Yeah, I'll write that down.
29:39Now, that is pretty good.
29:41You're welcome.
29:48Thanks for your time.
29:50You will.
29:51I felt sick.
29:57Well, I quote Phil,
29:58I'm going to stay in the lab and just chew up the task.
30:00I'm only joking.
30:01That would be genuinely insane.
30:04Were you all told you could leave the room?
30:06No.
30:07I did leave off my own accord, if I'm honest.
30:09Sounds like you've had to go to the loo.
30:12Yeah.
30:13And that time wasn't taken off.
30:14I'm still kind of shocked at that.
30:16It means if I'd had a heart attack at some point,
30:19when the paramedics were working on me,
30:21you would have said, time's up.
30:22LAUGHTER
30:23APPLAUSE
30:25So, yes, I guess,
30:27I presume people would think,
30:28well, I have to leave the room,
30:29because there was nothing in the room.
30:30Well, because I looked around at what I had available
30:32and thought, well, it must be the envelope.
30:34Did you eat the word Technicolor first, you think?
30:35I shouldn't.
30:36LAUGHTER
30:37APPLAUSE
30:38Have a look at what this lady's done with her mouth.
30:39This is...
30:40LAUGHTER
30:41This is a Technicolor picture of her hero.
30:42Look at the tie.
30:43Yeah, there's a tie.
30:44Flash microphones.
30:45It's not as bad as I was expecting, to be fair.
30:48It's very much a face.
30:49And I've met Rod Stewart
30:50and he looks almost exactly the same as that.
30:51It's Rod Stewart.
30:52Oh, hi.
30:53APPLAUSE
30:54So, I haven't seen the picture yet.
30:55From the angle we're going to have a look at the face.
30:56I haven't seen the picture yet.
30:57Mm-hmm.
30:58From the angle we've got a look at the angle.
30:59We're going to have to look at the back of a look.
31:01Have a look at what this lady's done with her mouth.
31:02This is...
31:03This is a Technicolor picture of her hero.
31:04Look at the tie.
31:05Flash microphones.
31:06Yeah, there's a tie.
31:08It's not as bad as I was expecting, to be fair.
31:09It's very much a face.
31:10APPLAUSE
31:12So, I haven't seen the picture yet.
31:14From the angle we've seen it at, it looks like madness.
31:18It's quite accurate. OK.
31:20There it is.
31:22I remember it as a lot better than that.
31:25It's like scanners when the head blows up.
31:28Is it Elvis? No.
31:31That's his gorgeous red hair.
31:33Hugnall. You know. Hugnall it is.
31:35It is. Make Hugnall.
31:37APPLAUSE
31:42Let's put all five up, then.
31:44What a line-up that would be for Taskmaster Series 21, though.
31:49Some of them have only got two colours, but I won't penalise that,
31:52because the main thing is the likeness.
31:54And on this occasion, I'm going to give Anya one point.
31:59I'm so sorry.
32:01I like the character, but he doesn't look like Gene Wilder.
32:04I'm going to give two points to Sanjeev.
32:06OK.
32:07Against all odds, I'm giving Rod Stewart three points.
32:09Even more against the odds, I'm giving Mick Hugnall,
32:11because there's an element of animation to it, four points.
32:15And clearly, even though there are only two colours,
32:17Dracula is the superior painting.
32:19Five points to me.
32:20APPLAUSE
32:21Five points to me, Susan.
32:22Yeah, that's cool, all right.
32:24Shall we have another task?
32:25We shall.
32:26And just like Greg and his teaching days,
32:28this one involves me getting hammered at work.
32:30LAUGHTER
32:32Oh, nice head tattoo.
32:49Thank you, Anya, in you go.
32:51Do I look about for the task, maybe?
32:53Yeah, if you want, sure.
32:56Nice.
32:57Is it in a...thing?
32:59No...
33:01What is the task and where is it?
33:06Someone's rustling.
33:07Oh.
33:11Oh!
33:12Look at it!
33:13Oh, it's there.
33:14God.
33:15Oh, hello.
33:16Oh.
33:17Do you like pantomimes?
33:18Why?
33:19So, er...
33:20Oh, yes, I do.
33:21Oh, yes, I do.
33:22Oh, no, you don't.
33:23Oh, yes, I do.
33:24Who are you?
33:25Who are you?
33:26Yes.
33:27This is like a really low-budget kids show.
33:29Not low-budget.
33:30No, this is like a really high-budget kids show.
33:32Sometimes it's behind you.
33:34It's behind you!
33:35That's the...
33:42Get exactly 63 points by bopping Alex on the head.
33:46You must shout a different type of food on each bop
33:49to register the bop.
33:51If you bop anyone other than Alex, five bops will be deducted from your total score.
33:57You must stay in the hutch.
33:58And the fastest wins.
34:00Your time starts on the whistle.
34:02Is one bop one point?
34:0463 points are on my head.
34:06There'll be other heads.
34:08So, if you get me one, that'll do it.
34:10Oh!
34:11Seems easier.
34:16Well, looks like we're off.
34:18This is pretty straightforward.
34:19Bop this, er...
34:20This clown on the head.
34:21Yep, bit of fun.
34:22Bit of fun.
34:23Let's go.
34:24Let's go.
34:25Marauding Maisie, a savage Sanjeev, and a rampaging Rhys bop till they drop.
34:30OK.
34:31So, I've got to try and bop you ahead and save foodstuffs.
34:34Oh, no.
34:35What are these?
34:36Oh, I see.
34:39Bread.
34:40Five points, that one.
34:41OK.
34:42Apples.
34:43One.
34:44Oh, right.
34:45OK.
34:46That's Greg.
34:47So, you've got minus ten.
34:48What?
34:49Oh, rice.
34:50Oh, ten points.
34:51Bread.
34:52Still minus ten.
34:53I got him.
34:54Minus ten.
34:55I got him.
34:56I got him.
34:57I can't register the bop.
34:59Minus ten.
35:00Now, listen.
35:01I can't register any of these bops.
35:02Why?
35:03All the information's on the task.
35:06Fuck.
35:07Chocolate sauce.
35:09Right.
35:10Pears.
35:11Pasta.
35:12Apples.
35:13Couscous.
35:14Lovely.
35:15An orange.
35:16Peanuts.
35:17Need a food.
35:18A...
35:19A...
35:20A...
35:21A...
35:22A...
35:23A...
35:24A...
35:25A...
35:26A...
35:27A...
35:28A...
35:29A...
35:30A...
35:31A...
35:32Lamb stew!
35:33Fishes!
35:34Fishes!
35:35This is going to take great forever.
35:37Yeah, you're on 21 points.
35:38A...
35:39A...
35:40A...
35:41A...
35:42A...
35:43You're using the guitar now.
35:45A...
35:46Lettuce!
35:47Oh, there's something by your waist.
35:49What?
35:50A...
35:51That was a very creepy one.
35:54Oh.
35:55Can I bob that?
35:57That was a bob.
35:58Yeah, we didn't say a food.
35:59A...
36:00A...
36:01This is just annoying now.
36:03A...
36:04A...
36:05Broccoli!
36:06Carrot!
36:07Butternut squash!
36:08Big Mac!
36:10Chicken supreme wrap!
36:12Well, what's happened to his head?
36:14Oh!
36:15Erm...
36:16Lollipop!
36:19Pistachios!
36:20Ah!
36:21Ah!
36:22Ah!
36:23Ah!
36:24Yes, you got me.
36:25So now you're on plus 72.
36:27Yeah, you've gone over now.
36:28Ah!
36:29I see.
36:32Ah!
36:33Beef.
36:3449.
36:35Pork.
36:3659.
36:37Bacon.
36:3869.
36:39You've gone too many now.
36:40Now you need a few greggs.
36:41Er...
36:42Mashed potato.
36:43Er...
36:44Ziggy toffee pudding.
36:45Guts cheese tart.
36:4652.
36:47Beetroot.
36:4837.
36:49Pork belly.
36:50Right.
36:51Carrot cake.
36:52Apple turnovers.
36:53Right.
36:54Right.
36:55Bananas.
36:56OK, you're on 62 now.
36:57So you just need one of me that's worth one.
37:00Bindi.
37:01Onion barges.
37:02Tikka masala.
37:03Jalfrezi.
37:04I've stopped the clock.
37:06Er...
37:07Keys!
37:08I've stopped the clock.
37:11Aubergine!
37:12Got it.
37:13Woo!
37:14I've stopped the clock.
37:16Oh.
37:17God.
37:23Maisie, have you ever worked at a supermarket?
37:26I wrote down that run.
37:27Broccoli.
37:28Carrot.
37:29Butternut squash.
37:30Big Mac.
37:31Chicken supreme wrap.
37:32Chicken supreme wrap.
37:33It's really hard.
37:35It's...
37:36This task was so infuriating.
37:37Reece was far more specialist.
37:39You were like a deli.
37:40There were only three things and they were shouted with such passion.
37:45Fishes!
37:46LAUGHTER
37:47Fishes, pistachio, aubergine.
37:49Yes.
37:50I mean, the others were just as classy sugar snap peas.
37:52LAUGHTER
37:54Fascinating little runs from you.
37:56Lovely little concentrated runs.
37:58Not much action.
37:59Then all of a sudden, beef, pork, chicken.
38:01LAUGHTER
38:02And then there was that lovely curry run at the end.
38:05LAUGHTER
38:06Absolute poetry.
38:08I mean, runs and curry do go together.
38:10APPLAUSE
38:12All right, then, we're nearly there.
38:15In the final part of the show, someone will triumph
38:17and then travel home on a toilet, courtesy of Anja Magliano.
38:21LAUGHTER
38:30Thank you all.
38:31Welcome back to part four of Passmaster.
38:33Yes, hello, and a special shout-out to any funeral directors
38:36watching today.
38:38LAUGHTER
38:39Before the break, they were trying to get exactly 63 points
38:42by bopping Alex on the head.
38:43Let's see Anja and Phil and Mallets and me.
38:46I don't know what...
38:47I don't...
38:48I don't want to just bop you on the head.
38:50What?
38:51I don't think that is you.
38:52Bop...
38:53Kungkwa.
38:54No, it's too sad.
38:56LAUGHTER
38:57Fish finger.
38:58Apple crumble.
39:00Pear crumble.
39:01Lovely.
39:02Chicken.
39:03No, you missed that.
39:04Chicken.
39:05Frangipan tart.
39:07And if you get my head, that'll give you a lot of points.
39:10But that's not your head, you're tricking me, that's Greg's head.
39:13That's correct.
39:14CHICKS.
39:15Oh.
39:16Macar... Macaroon.
39:18Why am I struggling?
39:19Wait a minute, there's another way.
39:20Dunno.
39:21I don't know.
39:24Oh, look!
39:25Yes!
39:26Yes!
39:27Right.
39:29Ooh!
39:31Profiterole.
39:32Lovely.
39:33Tiramisu.
39:3442.
39:35Never had it.
39:37Muzzah pan.
39:38Moussaka.
39:40Christmas pudding.
39:41Well, you've knocked the head off that.
39:42I got it!
39:43You're on 62, you need one more point.
39:45One more.
39:46You're now on 58 points.
39:48OK.
39:49Poke bowl.
39:5063.
39:5163.
39:53Panic!
39:54And that's your time over.
39:55Yes!
39:58Ooh, there's a corner in this.
40:08Was it either of those shopping baskets that's more middle class than the other?
40:12French pan tart!
40:13Is that your go-to?
40:15I don't know what that is.
40:19Egg.
40:20Potatoes.
40:22Loved it.
40:23Although, oh man, the thing that got me is your first guess.
40:26There's a, I'm sure now a fairly offensive character called Porky Pig.
40:30Do you remember Porky Pig?
40:31Oh.
40:32Yeah.
40:33He had a bit of a speech impediment.
40:34And you did that at the beginning.
40:35You went...
40:36Cunquot!
40:37I've never had to say under pressure before.
40:42Well, shall I do the timings?
40:43I did, yeah.
40:44Do the timings.
40:45The quickest in 2 minutes 29 was Anya.
40:48Well done.
40:49That's right.
40:50Lovely.
40:51Yeah.
40:52Then we go Phil, 4 minutes 44.
40:54Sanjee, 5.51.
40:56Maisie, 6.39.
40:57And far slower than everyone else.
40:58Rhys, 1 point.
40:598 minutes 45.
41:04Let's have a look at some scores.
41:05Yes.
41:06Well, in the series, it's still tight.
41:0711 points separating all five of them.
41:10I know.
41:11Like anyone could win the series?
41:12Anyone could win the series.
41:13Ah!
41:14In this particular episode, tight.
41:16Sanjeev, you're on 15.
41:17But Anya and Phil are in the lead with 16.
41:19Oh!
41:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:24OK, everyone, will you please head to the stage
41:26for the final task of the show!
41:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:34Oh!
41:36Oh!
41:37Oh, I didn't see that.
41:38I didn't see that.
41:39Who will be reading the task?
41:41That one.
41:42Maisie Adam.
41:44Avoid the taskmaster's big ball.
41:47LAUGHTER
41:48You must stand on the circle,
41:49but you must not step on any gold.
41:52You must be facing and staring at the taskmaster sign at all times,
41:57and after the taskmaster releases his big ball,
42:00you may each take one step.
42:03The first person touched by the taskmaster's big ball each round
42:07is eliminated.
42:09Last player standing wins.
42:11So, after he releases his ball, we're allowed one step?
42:14Yeah, one step each round.
42:17Can we get undressed?
42:18Is that you?
42:19LAUGHTER
42:20A little bit.
42:21Why do you want to get undressed?
42:22So that there's less, like, stuff to be touched.
42:25Oh, you think this is a game of millimetres, do you?
42:30LAUGHTER
42:31Sure.
42:32Alex!
42:33Please take the contestants
42:35to the ball zone.
42:37This way, please.
42:38This way.
42:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:47You can take any spot, but you must be facing that way.
42:49Where's he swinging it from?
42:51Swinging it from here.
42:52Well, yeah.
42:53You want to be over here, then, don't you?
42:54Well, you must be facing that taskmaster sign.
42:56OK.
42:57Clothes off.
42:58LAUGHTER
43:06Yeah, can we face it like this?
43:08You can't face it.
43:09That's side on.
43:10You can't take your eyes off the taskmaster sign.
43:13Well, that's fine, then.
43:14LAUGHTER
43:20Here we go.
43:21Good luck.
43:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:29Go, Mel!
43:31What?
43:36This ain't cruel!
43:38Anya, standing.
43:39LAUGHTER
43:41Who's going to sit on the elimination card?
43:42Come on.
43:43Phil, everyone.
43:44That is heroic!
43:45So, Phil is eliminated.
43:46OK.
43:47Right.
43:48Remember, you're looking at the taskmaster sign, please.
43:50Yeah, you can...
43:51You can dodge and weave, but you must be standing up.
43:53Good luck, everyone.
43:54Round one.
43:55Ready?
43:56Yeah.
43:57Yeah!
43:58Yeah!
43:59Yeah!
44:00Yeah!
44:01Yeah!
44:02Yeah!
44:03Phil, who's going to sit on the elimination card?
44:04I mean...
44:05Phil, everyone.
44:06That is heroic!
44:07So, Phil is eliminated.
44:10OK.
44:11Right.
44:12Remember, you're looking at the taskmaster sign, please.
44:15Yeah, you can...
44:16You can dodge and weave, but you must be standing up.
44:18Good luck, everyone.
44:19Round two.
44:20Ready?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Yeah!
44:23Yeah!
44:24Oh!
44:25Oh, that's a step from Anya.
44:27Ooh!
44:28Lovely...
44:29Ooh!
44:30Oh, lovely.
44:31Ooh!
44:32Oh!
44:33LAUGHTER
44:34One step.
44:35OK, that's a step from...
44:36Lovely.
44:37Lovely.
44:38Lovely.
44:39APPLAUSE
44:40Rhys is eliminated.
44:41Hand me back the golden ball.
44:43OK.
44:45CHEERING
44:46I'm about to release the ball.
44:49Oh, my word.
44:50LAUGHTER
44:51Oh, my ungodly strength!
44:53Ah!
44:58One step.
44:59OK, that's a step from...
45:00Lovely.
45:01Lovely.
45:02Lovely.
45:04APPLAUSE
45:06Sanjee's is out and pleased.
45:08Bring me back my ball!
45:10LAUGHTER
45:11Terrible, isn't it?
45:13This is it.
45:19Ready.
45:20The strength is unholy!
45:22Argh!
45:25Oh, what an angle.
45:27One step.
45:28Ooh, lovely.
45:29Maisie still has hers.
45:30CHEERING
45:31It's another step!
45:33We've lost Anya!
45:34We've lost Anya!
45:35Maisie is a winner!
45:37CHEERING
45:42Let's all go down and we'll work out the final score!
45:45CHEERING
45:49Oh, that was eletric.
45:50Oh.
45:51Obviously, we saw the finalists were Anya and Maisie,
45:55but the five points went to Maisie in the end!
45:57CHEERING
45:58For standing still.
46:00Well, it means that, with 20 points today, our winner is, at that end of the seats, it's Anya Magliano!
46:08CHEERING
46:10Anya wins!
46:11Please go up to relish in your things to ride or rip!
46:15CHEERING
46:17So, what have we learnt today?
46:23Well, this is a stressful world, guys.
46:25It's full of technology, industry and noise.
46:28It's important to get away from it all, head to the glorious English countryside,
46:33be at one with nature and just let the wildlife speak to you.
46:39Ah!
46:40Ah!
46:41Ah!
46:42APPLAUSE
46:47For now, let's applaud our winner on the loo, it's Anya Magliano!
46:52APPLAUSE
47:22For now!
47:23For now!
47:24For now!
47:25For now!
47:26For now!
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