00:00uh okay not one but two instances today of what's up there friggin butts
00:14now it's time to play what's up there friggin butts
00:21what's up there now with more stuff what the hell is that
00:27but now with double the butts okay so there's two as i said the first one smuggler caught
00:34with something in his backside after customs officers spotted an unusual walk
00:41oh he couldn't handle it at an airport in india a man was traveling on a go air flight from dubai
00:50oh no too much the kenur airport had hidden something inside his own body
00:57he was walking quite awkwardly and that's what got him flagged for a check
01:03are you walking like a duckman i am not you are take a big step
01:07i am not i can't take a big step take a big step in my groin do it i think you've got
01:14oh see i knew it oh no you've got something up your friggin butt
01:22it's gold bars
01:24that's what i thought i'm just gonna go gold
01:26i always go gold every single time it's india
01:29i figured you would and you're correct
01:30yeah
01:31okay let's put a dollar figure on it
01:33how much gold
01:34i want the weight and the price
01:36weight i don't i don't know
01:37weight and price
01:38i don't know anything about
01:39eight ounces
01:41i don't know
01:43uh
01:44eight times two
01:46sixteen thousand bucks
01:49sixteen thousand that's it
01:51you think
01:52is it like eight thousand
01:53you think it's less
01:54less than that
01:55is it more than that
01:56it's
01:57ding
01:58whoa
01:59one hundred thousand
02:00whoa that's a lot
02:01that's a lot of gold
02:02twenty four thousand
02:04fifty
02:05sixty
02:07sixty thousand dollars
02:09sixty grand
02:10sixty thousand worth of
02:11that's what's up his friggin box
02:12how much
02:14how much gold
02:15well no wonder he couldn't walk
02:16no wonder he couldn't walk
02:17yeah
02:18imagine that walk
02:19i could just
02:20see the walk
02:21no
02:22oh my god
02:23oh no
02:24oh no
02:25i know it
02:26i think there's something up his friggin butt
02:27I think there's something up his friggin butt
02:28something up his friggin butt
02:29no no no no no no
02:30what's up your friggin butt
02:31do you have
02:32what's up your friggin butt
02:33There's something must be up.
02:34No, no, no, no.
02:35Come here.
02:35Come here.
02:36You've got a gold butt.
02:38Garbage.
02:39No.
02:40I am fine.
02:41No, no, no.
02:42That is not just hemorrhoids.
02:43Bend over.
02:44I cannot bend.
02:45I cannot bend.
02:46Bend over.
02:46I cannot bend.
02:47I have a $20 million of gold in my butt.
02:54In your friggin' butt.
02:55In my friggin' butt.
02:57I'm too scared to say it more than once because it's so close to go.
03:00Oh, you're scared.
03:01Yeah, you don't want to say the other one.
03:03You've got to be careful with that word, right?
03:05Yes.
03:06Like a lot of things.
03:06So, yeah, here's the picks.
03:08They, like, melted it down to make it more anal-friendly.
03:11Oh, no.
03:12They always do.
03:13Oh, boy.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:16That was up his friggin' butt.
03:18That was up his friggin' butt.
03:20Three huge dongers and a butt plug.
03:22What I love is, like, they really jammed three, like, too much.
03:26And then they're like, wait, wait, wait.
03:28Tiny little one.
03:28Not one more, please.
03:29Not even one more little bit.
03:31One little tiny bit.
03:31No, no, no.
03:32That is too much.
03:33Just calm down.
03:34Hey, oh, God, no.
03:36These are, like, six inches long each?
03:37Uh, I don't know.
03:38How long?
03:39Like, what are we looking at?
03:41They got greedy.
03:42Yeah, they did.
03:43I can take it.
03:44I can take it.
03:47I can take it.
03:47You want one more?
03:48Put it in.
03:49You want one more?
03:50Give it.
03:51Keep giving it to me.
03:52Okay, go.
03:52Bend over again.
03:54I got lots of room.
03:55One more.
03:56Look at Vic.
03:56Fill in my friggin' butt.
03:58Okay, here we go.
04:00Bend over again.
04:00Yes, I don't even feel it.
04:01I don't even feel it.
04:03I'm going to put one more then.
04:04Yeah, put three.
04:05Give me three.
04:06Give me three.
04:06Put a little one.
04:07Two pounds?
04:07Make a little one and put it on.
04:09Let's go two pounds.
04:10Give it all to me.
04:11Okay, here we go.
04:12Can you walk for me?
04:14Show me how you walk.
04:14You know what?
04:15Walking is a little harder than I thought, though.
04:18Oh, okay.
04:18You just be careful.
04:20I should be okay.
04:22I'm sure you had a face, too.
04:23Like, in pain.
04:26I've had the same face.
04:28I know the exact face.
04:31You got a gold in your butt face.
04:33It's a very worried face.
04:34So, he did it to avoid paying the 18% tax he would have had to pay if he actually declared it.
04:42But his awkward walk gave him away.
04:44But then, they caught another awkward walker.
04:47Same deal?
04:49Same deal.
04:50And he was trafficking 3.2 pounds of gold.
04:54I have an even bigger butt.
04:56So, the guy was probably just like, I would look in his butt first.
05:00Because he's walking very funny.
05:02They say most people try and bring the gold by hiding it in, like, chocolate boxes or purses.
05:07Hardly many try it up their ass.
05:09It was in my chocolate box.
05:17I can take it.
05:19Go ahead.
05:21Oh, that's funny.
05:22Ram it in.
05:23I love them melting it down and being like, we made it nice and smooth for you.
05:30Yeah.
05:30Very nice.
05:33The one last one is the best.
05:35I don't know.
05:36I don't know about it.
05:37So, is this two guys' butts we're looking at here?
05:40Yeah, maybe is it two?
05:41No, this is one.
05:42This is the one guy had up his ass.
05:44Wow.
05:44I don't see how it's possible.
05:46It's crazy.
05:47It's possible.
05:48Yeah.
05:49I took a deuce almost that big.
05:51I almost took a picture of it.
05:53Jesus.
05:53Thank God you did.
05:54You should have.
05:55So, yeah.
05:56So, what was up his butt?
05:57It was 60 grand or two pounds worth of gold just to avoid paying duty as he went through.
06:04Duty.
06:05Duty.
06:05Duty.
06:07Extra duty on the duty.
06:08Duty.
06:09Duty.
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