00:00all right a 38 year old guy in canada says he's embarrassed that he intentionally farted
00:14on two cops last year he stuck his ass in front of one and said that's a present for you
00:21wow and did it to another adding and another for you that's nice to have two on deck like that
00:28this dude from sackville in the moncton area told a judge that he feels bad
00:36that he did that and farted on two policemen okay it's hard for a canadian not to apologize
00:43anyway you have to apologize yeah you know in court jeremy robert weldon said it's embarrassing
00:51yeah the 38 year old was in court for sentencing after pleading guilty to assaulting police officers
00:58possessing stolen property fleeing police and driving with a suspended license he was ordered
01:04to serve a six-month conditional sentence with two months house arrest and four months on curfew
01:09some of the most powerful weaponry in canada is your flatulence it's all that poutine cheese that's
01:16it i mean it can be very very rank it can be very rank the french fries with cheese and gravy yeah
01:24really really cause some intestinal distress in canada and all that maple syrup and the double
01:31really oh the double double mix it in double copies maple syrup it's a real risk you're taking pushing
01:37it out i'll tell you that you gotta be careful you better make sure what no picture of the guy
01:42because in canada they don't really release a ton of mug shots no eh because you don't know it could
01:47have been we might throw this whole thing out eh we don't want to ruin anyone's life he did apologize all
01:52they did was put a show a picture of the courtroom yep that's it empty would you show you the aftermath
02:00court happened there but sentence for disgusting fart assault on police officers that's what they called
02:05it a disgusting fart assault i mean you'd hate to be victim of one oh of course absolutely you would
02:13i don't know how i'd react if someone intentionally farted on me we'll find out disgust we will find
02:22out no we will i can't do it right now no no he wouldn't he might strike i wouldn't laugh it off
02:27i wouldn't might strike i would strike you would strike yeah choc could have a felony because it's
02:32assault with a deadly weapon right it's like a machine gun right now charge because he diarrhea on me
02:36right he'd he'd try to fart and it would be diarrhea and then that's how he died that's a
02:42whole different classification blind diarrhea some somehow my social media feed is full of those right
02:48now diarrhea what not sorry lisa pardon me jesus no no uh not diarrhea it is guys who are trying to do
02:58stuff like a light a fart oh and they push and they're in like jogging pants and then like chart
03:07like a full that's your feed men men crapping themselves is somehow in your algorithm yes as
03:14much as we talk i think i've talked about it too much you know your phone's like diarrhea diarrhea
03:18exactly yeah and these guys are trying to light a fart like a log and then they always react badly
03:26and it's quite funny it's quite funny so you're enjoying it it makes me laugh every time because
03:33he keeps watching it so they keep oh this guy loves turd send him more you don't expect it well you never
03:38see the turd that's the beauty of it you just know there's a turd because i've seen lots of other things
03:45i saw a guy who bent over in front of a toilet where you couldn't see and then all of a sudden
03:50i like an olympic sport i somehow got this in my turd landed right into the it was a an asian guy
03:57standing at a counter waiting to pay for something pulled his pants down just below his ass and shot a
04:04turd out so far yes somewhat chucks no i mean i've seen the same type of stuff and then pulls his pants
04:10back up and just pays for his thing and leave he shot a turd out at the counter why isn't this stuff
04:15making the show let's see it because i'm just so shocked that i like i know oh save it and send it
04:20to me well um it's going to be in my feet a lot today so i'll diary a diary oh you're really looking
04:27it up i'm just telling you yeah you don't know what you're getting into now there it is
04:34guy there's so many of them there's so many of them yeah you can look up the uh
04:40guy tries to light a fart after this it's fantastic hours of entertainment oh this is
04:47it this is it okay here we go here we go listen watch yourself look see did you see oh what happened
04:55there and then he yeah just walks away holy cow that's incredible that really is that's wild you're
05:03an animal you're an animal you're an animal if you can just shoot turds out of your ass at a counter
05:11and just walk away that is wild did the woman next to him notice i don't know right now right now yeah
05:18she's looking yeah right now she notices the hot turds and the noise too smell it what okay so there's a
05:25a couple you can look up uh you can look up the uh that's crazy the man shoots
05:35into toilet bowl
05:39this is another viral one it's going around
05:43yep let's see i don't know it's gonna be 13 years ago oh yeah no
05:48uh we're not gonna find now that so many people do because everyone poops into a toilet bowl no
05:55but he is like at least three feet in front of it you you can't even see him anymore
06:03and it launches the toilet launches it launches it i thought he was long this is it
06:09is that this is it okay this is gonna be it this is this we have it this is the actual video
06:18of a man bending down in front of the toilet taking his pants off and firing i can't get the
06:25video it's just the picture there's a not safe for work link down yeah but that says other very
06:30non-safe work videos oh there are other they don't have it how can they not have they have to have
06:36it someone see it that's the video i mean it is i can't believe it what a letdown yeah we had
06:46the video it didn't work the man shot yes please please you're not gonna you're you're not ready
06:55no you're not ready no it's not oh this is it but i don't know if it's gonna come up here
07:02i can't believe i'm searching this out i can't believe you're not going to believe your eyes when
07:07it happens the side there are days when i really envo envy lisa getting to work with you guys and then
07:12there are days that i want to save her oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this is one of those i can't see
07:17anything it's garbage it's so garbage get out of here one of these have got to work there's so many
07:25oh yes yep okay watch this man thanks steve-o no no yep no oh my god oh my god it's like a poop javelin
07:40holy hell lisa holy and the size of that turd okay okay okay that can't be real
07:50so it's for science that defies like the laws of physics it doesn't it curves when it hits
07:56it curves when it hits the force and the torque can't
08:03yep it's very he's very healthy run it back one more run it back
08:08look now as the man bends over and fires a turn you can see it come right out oh my god almighty my god
08:15that is crazy so that's one of them i saw okay and then the other one is man tries to light
08:26man tries to light a fart
08:30but poops enjoy that when you that listen to the laughter that's endless laughter i've never seen
08:36anything like that no not now i mean there probably is the same but the one i saw was like a guy on his
08:42side i don't know man i don't know there's so many there's so many it's hard to igniting a fart
08:52unexpected yeah i mean oh this is it this is it it's brand new so it's the first thing
09:01is so he tries to light it and oh my god and then you see you need audio can you listen to it yeah
09:11look on the right you know but can we well oh i don't i don't know this one i don't even honestly
09:28i don't think that was it the one i saw was you can't trust a fart you can't the one i saw was it
09:34was much larger it came flying out the guy in the green suit i think has it this is not that's not
09:42good no i don't want to see any more people pooping themselves
09:47i'm just saying my feeds the one in the toilet someone said was that a cobra
09:54it's wild i don't know what's wrong it did launch out of there like those cans of snakes it really did
10:00it really did that's crazy times no so yep that's just in the algorithm
10:06makes you laugh i guess yeah i just i'm like a child you know yeah a lot of guys like a child
10:12yes indeed
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