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A Little Bit of Everything
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00:00Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
00:02Well, Lisa, the game was great and all, but what I'm really passionate about is my new band, Night Shift.
00:05I play keyboards, and we have kind of a yacht rock meets ska type of sound that's really coming together.
00:09Back to you, Gary.
00:10Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
00:12Well, Lisa, I was just thinking how my parents didn't give me any physical affection,
00:16so I never developed the capacity to really love someone on a deeper level.
00:19Back to you, Gary.
00:20Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
00:22Well, Lisa, my girlfriend and I just got a puppy, which is kind of like training for a kid,
00:25but she just keeps asking, when are we going to get engaged?
00:27And I'm like, stop asking, blah, blah.
00:28But then the puppy needed its nails clipped, and I'm just not right.
00:30Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
00:32Well, Lisa, I just think it's unfair that women get to carry a purse,
00:35but if a guy does, then society says it's weird.
00:37But I don't like having a bunch of stuff in my pocket, especially when it's hot.
00:40Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
00:42Well, Lisa, the game was great and all that,
00:44but the real question you should be asking yourself is,
00:46have you considered Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
00:48I have a pamphlet.
00:49Back to you, Gary.
00:49Thanks, Lisa.
00:50Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
00:52Well, Lisa, late in the third period, my tummy started hurting,
00:55so our trainer made me soup, but it was too hot.
00:57And that made me sad.
00:58Okay, back to you, Gary.
01:00Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
01:02Well, Lisa, during intermission, we all got together in the locker room
01:04and played a quick game of hide the hairy bear.
01:06I think that really fired the guys up for the third period, and we won the game.
01:09Okay, back to you.
01:10Now tell us what happened out there at the end of the game.
01:12Well, Lisa, when we visited the children's hospital last weekend,
01:14there was a little boy that was sick, and he asked me to score him a goal.
01:17So I want to say to that little boy, is your mom single?
01:19Oh, wow, okay.
01:20My high school guidance counselor said I was a loser who would never succeed,
01:23and then he went to prison for indecent exposure at a senior living facility.
01:26Well, who is the loser now, Mr. Giovanni?
01:28You just lost game seven.
01:29I meant metaphorically.
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