Aquí no hay quien viva - 5x05 - Erase un anuncio - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

Aquellas_Maravillosas_Series

La casa de Mamen se va a convertir en el set de un anuncio de galletas, pero a última hora, los de la agencia cambian de idea y deciden que la cocina de los Cuesta es menos artificial y que lo van a grabar allí. Hasta Desengaño, 21 se acercará Bárbara que será la protagonista del anuncio. Los Cuesta están encantados porque así consiguen algo de dinero ya que Natalia les ha dejado en números rojos y hasta finales de mes no pueden disponer de dinero alguno. De hecho, su situación es límite y ya les han cortado el agua, pero ellos se niegan a pedir dinero prestado a los vecinos. Mientras tanto, Emilio continúa su relación con Raúl-Raquel, aunque con muchas dudas. Mamen le invita a cenar a su casa e Higinio está encantado con la idea de deshacerse de su cuñado. Belén se percata del interés que despierta Rafael en su madre y está encantada con la idea. Rafael le confiesa a su mayordomo que a pesar de todo el dinero que tiene, se siente sólo. Por otra parte, Bea, Mauri y Fernando no saben cómo decirle a Ana que el padre de su hijo va a ser Mariano.

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00:00:00Here, here, here, no one lives! Not here! Not here! Not here!

00:00:24Look, Mommy, the kids threw a party, and all hell broke loose. What do you want me to say?

00:00:34I had to give Candela the morning-after pill. Do you know what a hormonal shock that is for a 14-year-old girl?

00:00:40Girls, times change. You gave your flower at 25, and your daughter, at 16, is already on her way to becoming a certified gardener.

00:00:48Look, what Pablo did to my daughter is sick. You should take him to a sex clinic.

00:00:54Like Michael Douglas.

00:00:55And go ahead, I didn't do anything with his daughter, I don't like his daughter.

00:00:57Pablo, please come inside.

00:01:00Well, she's so cute that they've chosen her for a lot of ads.

00:01:03If I were you, I'd report him, huh? What did you do?

00:01:05But don't be an asshole.

00:01:08Juan! I need help in the kitchen.

00:01:11Iginio! And you said something?

00:01:12Is the chopper running out?

00:01:14Iginio!

00:01:15I find it incredible that you have usurped the presidency from me by treachery.

00:01:19It wasn't me! Ask JR!

00:01:21No, no, no! You're all involved here.

00:01:24This has been a full-blown coup d'état.

00:01:26Well, you're screwed for not going to the beach.

00:01:28A president owes his neighbors.

00:01:31And he's not going on vacation.

00:01:32Well, but in August, yes, right?

00:01:34And you, Mauri, I thought we were friends.

00:01:37How could you sell me like that?

00:01:38No, no. If I only loved you, I'd wait and see if it rained.

00:01:41So let everyone know that I plan to challenge that meeting.

00:01:43And that I will resort to the...

00:01:45Fuck!

00:01:48I'm risking my life here.

00:01:50Oh, John! The clothes!

00:01:52Pussy!

00:01:53Look how Mormon the grass isn't.

00:01:56Wow!

00:01:57I have to buy new clothes now.

00:01:59Woman, come down and ask her.

00:02:01Yeah, I know, yeah, man!

00:02:02You get down!

00:02:04Well, of course he's going to ask her.

00:02:05The propaganda guy is going to shit himself.

00:02:14Pay attention, pay attention, he's coming.

00:02:15You let me know, Paquito.

00:02:17Three, two, one...

00:02:20Now!

00:02:24Host!

00:02:24Commercial midwife!

00:02:25What was the other side, man?

00:02:26Hey! Hey!

00:02:29Who has it been?

00:02:30Hey?

00:02:34That?

00:02:35What a bitch!

00:02:39Holy shit, man!

00:02:40What tension!

00:02:41How strong!

00:02:42It was like a Yedis fight!

00:02:44Both of them with the lightsaber!

00:02:46Miguel, but don't hit the one with the jupones

00:02:49that it will be your turn another day.

00:02:50But where are you going with Mr. Juan's DVD?

00:02:53My aunt, the chonija, hasn't said and I'll give it back to her.

00:02:56It's very ugly to steal from people.

00:02:58José María, if you have taken it,

00:02:59you took it.

00:03:00Damn, don't bring him here again.

00:03:01Go sell it at the market.

00:03:02Or take him to the drug room

00:03:03so they can put educational videos.

00:03:05Emilio.

00:03:06Yeah.

00:03:07Isabel has dropped a bucket of clothes into the yard.

00:03:09Go up and ask the ladies

00:03:10some clothes that have been left on their line.

00:03:12Very well, Mr. Juan.

00:03:13I'll organize everything for you, okay?

00:03:14Don't worry.

00:03:14Okay, thanks.

00:03:15That's my DVD.

00:03:20Did you steal it from me?

00:03:21No, no, no, no, no.

00:03:22I took it from him.

00:03:23You?

00:03:24So that?

00:03:25Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:03:25It's that as yours records,

00:03:27Well, I wanted to transfer a video that I have to DVD.

00:03:29with my father's last girlfriend,

00:03:31which was very emotional.

00:03:32There people threw toilet paper rolls at him,

00:03:35He was escorted out of the square,

00:03:36my mother crying.

00:03:37Well, it was a beautiful thing.

00:03:38Well, next time ask me for things properly,

00:03:41because I was about to buy another one.

00:03:42Yes, Mr. John,

00:03:43but since you were on vacation,

00:03:45Well, I said, I'm not going to bother him.

00:03:47Emilio, sometimes I'm disappointed with you.

00:03:56What's happening to you now?

00:03:58It's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever done for me in my life.

00:04:03Emilio, the morante.

00:04:06Well, come on, come on, come on, it's over.

00:04:07Come on, you'll see them.

00:04:09God, whatever uncle he is.

00:04:10Do you want a radio for the night?

00:04:12No, no, no, don't worry,

00:04:13if you're going to spend your time scrubbing landings.

00:04:14Whatever you say.

00:04:16I love it, let's go.

00:04:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives,

00:04:20not here, not here.

00:04:22Every day is like this,

00:04:24I couldn't imagine it when I came here,

00:04:27I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:29I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:31Here, here, here there is no one who lives,

00:04:34not here, not here.

00:04:35No, no, no.

00:04:36Here, here, here there is no one who lives,

00:04:38not here, not here.

00:04:39No no.

00:04:40The house survived from the party,

00:04:42I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:45The neighbors watch me and listen to me,

00:04:47I can't stand being in this place.

00:04:50Put in a cocktail shaker,

00:04:54you in an earthquake and a volcano.

00:04:57Yes, it's the wife,

00:04:58Yes, it's the wife,

00:04:59Yes, and you will have this ladder.

00:05:03Here, here, here there is no one who lives,

00:05:06not here, not here, no, no, no.

00:05:08Here, here, here there is no one who lives,

00:05:10not here, no, no.

00:05:11Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:05:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:05:21Here, here, here there is no one living, here, here there is no one living, here, here there is no one living, no.

00:05:33Federico, we have never been in the red.

00:05:35I can't understand why you would call home and block our cards because of a small overdraft.

00:05:39It's not a small overdraft, Juan, it's 4,600 euros.

00:05:44Sorry.

00:05:45Tea, tea, tea, I'll take a caramidito.

00:05:48We've had to return some of your direct debits.

00:05:51Of course, it is a debt since...

00:05:52But what is buying?

00:05:54I've been to the herbalist, well, and I've had my feet done, those have been my two treats of the week.

00:06:00Okay, so you've spent a few days in Lanzarote, right?

00:06:03Oh, of course, I did leave Natalito a card in case they had an emergency.

00:06:07Yeah, well I think he's had several.

00:06:10Look, Recife pharmacy, restaurant, port rental, Recife pharmacy, Recife pharmacy, restaurant...

00:06:16You don't leave Natalia a credit card.

00:06:19She is pregnant and in love, but she is not in full possession of her mental faculties.

00:06:22Well, don't worry, I'll take a little bit out of my investment fund.

00:06:26No, but you can't touch that now.

00:06:28What do you mean no?

00:06:29If it's mine.

00:06:30I have at least 15 million there.

00:06:33Yeah, but don't you remember that I transferred everything to a guaranteed fund?

00:06:35You can only withdraw money on the 30th of each month.

00:06:38But it's just a little bit, silly, to eat and stuff.

00:06:42It's just that it can't be done.

00:06:44You see? It just won't let me.

00:06:45No, but could you give us some emergency personal credit?

00:06:48Yes, a recipe plus end-of-month anguish.

00:06:51Oh man, we got one here that...

00:06:54No, it doesn't let me either.

00:06:56But hey, who runs this bank, you or the computer?

00:06:58They're blocking this from me at the central office, Juan.

00:07:00I can't do anything.

00:07:01And it doesn't appear, there's a little window for digital supplications.

00:07:05We humble ourselves.

00:07:07No, it's that I explain instead that we're going to live until day one, that we get paid.

00:07:10Man, I say, maybe you don't have a relative, a friend, a neighbor who can lend you something.

00:07:15Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:07:16A neighbor, come on, who...

00:07:17Federico, I find it outrageous that a bank to which I have trusted my money for 25 years

00:07:22cannot help me in these difficult times.

00:07:24No, but don't go off on a tangent, man.

00:07:27Take, a bank alarm clock.

00:07:30It's solar.

00:07:30Oh, great, no need to plug it in.

00:07:33In case our power goes out.

00:07:41Hey, Dad, isn't there any water?

00:07:42What do you mean no?

00:07:43They've already cut it off for us.

00:07:45No, for God's sake.

00:07:47Not water, let them think about gas.

00:07:49What's happening?

00:07:49What have you done?

00:07:51Family, we have arrived.

00:07:52Hello, we have brought gifts for all of you.

00:07:54From the boutique to Recife.

00:07:57How do you know?

00:07:58Natalia, our water has just been cut off.

00:07:59We are 5,000 euros in the red.

00:08:01The bank has blocked our cards.

00:08:03Oh yeah?

00:08:03Well, ours worked perfectly, right?

00:08:05But how could you possibly think of leaving them a credit card?

00:08:07Are you guys high or what?

00:08:09Other.

00:08:10Well, well, we haven't spent that much either.

00:08:11Hey, sorry.

00:08:12The bank's computer showed the port rent as 1,200 euros.

00:08:16What did you take?

00:08:16A yacht?

00:08:17A yacht, not a yacht.

00:08:18A 12-meter boat for going fishing.

00:08:20It was a lovers' whim.

00:08:22For us this has been like a honeymoon.

00:08:25And did you catch anything at least?

00:08:28No, no, because Natalia got seasick right away and we had to return to the port.

00:08:31Yeah, come on, that's money well spent.

00:08:33Well, as soon as I make money, we'll pay you back.

00:08:36Yes, Juan, don't worry.

00:08:37You calm down.

00:08:37Nobody gets paid here until the first day.

00:08:39That's the problem.

00:08:41I see poor management of the family budget here, huh?

00:08:44Juan, I can't be without the beard.

00:08:46It's already hot, I'm sweating and I feel really disgusted.

00:08:49Well, wait a minute, I'm thinking.

00:08:51Hey, I'm taking off my device.

00:08:53It's not fair that I'm indulging myself in these times of crisis.

00:08:55You stay still, this is a completely temporary setback.

00:08:58And why don't you borrow money from your sister?

00:09:01Wow, that's Neves's day, how cheap he is.

00:09:04For my wedding he gave me a manual juicer and a week later he asked me to borrow it.

00:09:07And you still haven't paid me back?

00:09:09Well, what do I know? A normal neighbor, Mauri, or...

00:09:12I don't want the neighbors to find out that we have financial problems.

00:09:15They're going to think that since I'm no longer in the presidency, I can't take advantage of the community.

00:09:18But if they already think that about you, what do you care?

00:09:21We will get through this, it's only 20 days.

00:09:23Saddam Hussein spent months in a palace after having 24 palaces.

00:09:27And look at his face when they found him.

00:09:30Well, I had to wash myself somewhere.

00:09:32Heide has turned 30.

00:09:38Dude, how does time fly?

00:09:39Why did she never get involved with Pedro?

00:09:41They made a good couple.

00:09:42Heide was a piece of shit, Pedro liked Clarita, who also had money.

00:09:46Heide now weighs 90 kilos and is up in the mountains, bitter, making cheese.

00:09:50I liked Marco better because he wore the monkey everywhere.

00:09:54Well, that's how we go, like you.

00:09:55It was an Italian port.

00:09:58That series wasn't believable, I wouldn't let Emilio watch it.

00:10:01She was very pretty, damn.

00:10:03The boy went around the world looking for his mother.

00:10:06They won't let you monkey through customs, man.

00:10:09You try to get him into the United States.

00:10:11They shoot him.

00:10:13Yes, he entered the countries and the monkey was all legal with his chip and his vaccinations.

00:10:18But don't get upset, José María.

00:10:19Go fuck yourself, damn it.

00:10:22If it's you, you're the one who's poking him.

00:10:23But don't piss him off, damn it, he's going to upset me.

00:10:26Here comes the man of the moment.

00:10:27How's your transsexual relationship with Raúl Raquel going?

00:10:30Come on, don't make things up, okay?

00:10:32There is no courtship here.

00:10:33But how come not?

00:10:34If you are dating.

00:10:35And you said yes.

00:10:36No, be careful.

00:10:36I didn't say yes to him.

00:10:37So you said no.

00:10:39Well, no, not either.

00:10:41Well, that's a yes for a woman.

00:10:43Well, and for a man.

00:10:45Enough with the cheap jokes, right?

00:10:47The important thing here is that there is love.

00:10:49Man, love, love, love.

00:10:50Love, I see it, I am very old.

00:10:53Hey, what do you do in bed?

00:10:54No, nothing in bed.

00:10:55What are we going to do in bed?

00:10:57Well, my brother-in-law has to have surgery.

00:10:59But don't call him my brother-in-law, it would completely break the magic for me.

00:11:02Now they make vaginas to order.

00:11:04You say, I want the one from San Oreston and they nail it.

00:11:07But that can't remain the same.

00:11:09Yes, yes, yes.

00:11:10That Raquel told me.

00:11:11They cut off a little bit of the glans and make her clitoris and then she can have her orgasms and everything.

00:11:16And if he doesn't fake it.

00:11:17It's that you see problems where there are none.

00:11:19Dear.

00:11:20Hello, Raquel.

00:11:21Hello how are you?

00:11:23Prince.

00:11:24Hey, Mamen told me to come up to dinner with us tonight, she wants to get to know you a little better.

00:11:29Of course, man.

00:11:30This is how you integrate into the family.

00:11:31You two look so much in love, huh?

00:11:33The thing is, Emilio isn't like the others.

00:11:35He's the first guy who doesn't run away when he finds out about my problem.

00:11:39Of course, man, if there are problems here, we all have them.

00:11:41I'll stop by to see you later.

00:11:42It's deceiving, isn't it?

00:11:48Do you see it?

00:11:49She is much more affectionate than Belén.

00:11:51But of course.

00:11:52Emilio, this is where you have to show your personality.

00:11:55What is more important, what others think or what you feel?

00:11:57There, there, there, there, there.

00:11:59Whatever I feel.

00:12:01Emilio, are you ready to go out with a sex train?

00:12:04Sorry, but you married Lourdes, right?

00:12:06I don't know what's worse.

00:12:10You have hurt me.

00:12:11I was just trying to help.

00:12:13I'm having a really bad time.

00:12:15Come on, now the other one comes and gives me a hard time.

00:12:18Oh, calm down.

00:12:19I'm going to get a little wine for tonight.

00:12:23Son, what can I say to you?

00:12:25Maybe she's the woman of your life.

00:12:27This is a 21st century love.

00:12:29Of course, if she's a very nice girl.

00:12:31I'm going out with her.

00:12:33My personality is too much for me.

00:12:41Hello, Mamen.

00:12:47What do you want?

00:12:48Yes, look, I've been thinking and I'm here to make peace.

00:12:53Well, we're neighbors, for God's sake.

00:12:55We can't be without talking to each other over a silly thing.

00:12:58Shall we sit down?

00:12:59It's not nonsense, Isabel.

00:13:01Look, you have to control your children.

00:13:03Why like this?

00:13:03Sorry.

00:13:05And the bathroom?

00:13:07Ah, in the back, like at home.

00:13:09Yes of course.

00:13:10I'll be right out and we'll keep talking, we're doing great.

00:13:17Look how she wants to fix things now.

00:13:20Of course, as we presidents are.

00:13:23Eugenio, are you listening to me?

00:13:24Have you spent 400 euros on a magazine rack?

00:13:28Fuck.

00:13:54Hello.

00:14:16Busy?

00:14:18Mamentito!

00:14:20Who are you?

00:14:21I am Pablo's mother

00:14:24Now I'm coming out to give you a kiss.

00:14:27Four cushions, 500 euros

00:14:39Because they have been upholstered in leather

00:14:40And that fucking chelona, 857

00:14:44And on top of that, it's uncomfortable.

00:14:45Because it is by design

00:14:46If you don't understand

00:14:48Mommy, you can't go for Presley's life.

00:14:50Because I'm not a lesbian

00:14:51I put floating floors

00:14:53And you drain cellulite asses

00:14:55We don't have any money for chelons

00:14:57Ejeño, look, this is not an expense

00:14:59It's an investment

00:15:00Tomorrow they come to record an advertisement

00:15:02Hey?

00:15:03Look, I sent some photos of the house to an agency.

00:15:05And they caught us

00:15:06But I told you so

00:15:07Me? When?

00:15:09Hey, I see you're very busy.

00:15:12I'll come back and make up another time, okay?

00:15:15Hey, wait, but we weren't going to talk about the kids.

00:15:16Don't worry, I'll come back tomorrow morning.

00:15:20Hey, this woman is weirder

00:15:25Hey, and to record an advertisement here

00:15:27There is no need to notify the community

00:15:29But warn who?

00:15:31If you are the president

00:15:32Fuck yeah, right?

00:15:34I had already forgotten

00:15:35Well, they could give me a salary or something.

00:15:37Mr. John

00:15:42Look what they put here on our door

00:15:45What is this?

00:15:46Parking prohibited tomorrow, Friday

00:15:49Filming, commercial, television

00:15:52What is a spot?

00:15:54That was the one from Star Trek, wasn't it?

00:15:56The one with the pointy ears

00:15:57But who's going to record an advertisement here?

00:15:59If no one has asked permission

00:16:00I asked and they told me they come to the second B

00:16:02That is, the president's house.

00:16:04Of course, it's that I suck

00:16:06She has it very well put on

00:16:07Well, let's see how they leave the ladder to me.

00:16:09These people on TV are filthy.

00:16:11No, no

00:16:11Nobody records here.

00:16:13These people think they're going to do whatever they want.

00:16:14Emilio calls an urgent meeting

00:16:17Moved, moved

00:16:19But we weren't going shopping.

00:16:21Fernando, you should report him.

00:16:25That man should be in jail.

00:16:27He snuck into our house and switched the semen sample

00:16:29It's a triple break-in of the home, the refrigerator and the uterus.

00:16:32Yes, well, but it's already done

00:16:33We will try to make sure that Ana suffers as little as possible.

00:16:34Doctor Frankenstein is here!

00:16:37Now, if you're not going to control yourself, get in the bedroom.

00:16:39No, I control myself.

00:16:40Has the embryo set or not?

00:16:46Happens

00:16:47Well, let's see, Ana is pregnant.

00:16:50Awesome, I'm going to be a dad.

00:16:52No, what he is is a criminal.

00:16:53He has inseminated Ana with betrayals

00:16:55You are a wifi violator

00:16:56Mauri

00:16:56But have you already told him that I am the father?

00:16:58No, no, Bea has to tell him that.

00:17:00Tragedies are always reported by the closest relatives.

00:17:02You don't even go near Ana.

00:17:03No, no, I prefer to be a father in the shadows

00:17:06As in Kramer vs. Kramer

00:17:08Yes, but in Kramer vs. Kramer

00:17:09Dusty Hoffman took care of his son

00:17:11Ah, I haven't seen it.

00:17:13Is it good?

00:17:15Come on, go and get on with your life.

00:17:16We take care of all this

00:17:18Go on

00:17:18Okay, I'm thinking about men.

00:17:20Go on, to the future mother

00:17:23What's up, Marujo?

00:17:25Are you already spreading the word throughout the building?

00:17:27It's just such wonderful news.

00:17:29How hard it is to keep quiet

00:17:30Fernando

00:17:30Thank you so much, really.

00:17:33You have made me the happiest woman in the world

00:17:35Nothing, it was just four stupid sperm.

00:17:38Come on, I'm so happy for you.

00:17:40I'm sure you're going to have a beautiful baby.

00:17:42Thank you very much, Mariano

00:17:44If you need anything or have a craving at four in the morning

00:17:48You know where I am.

00:17:50Nothing, there's no need, you'll be very well taken care of.

00:17:51Come on, go do your things.

00:17:53Yes, he has already done quite a bit here.

00:17:54Well, we'll keep you posted.

00:17:56I'm really looking forward to seeing the first ultrasound.

00:17:58Yes, and me

00:17:59Bea, why don't you come in for a second and I'll give you what I had to give you?

00:18:04Yes, yes

00:18:05Well, we'll wait for you upstairs.

00:18:07Very good

00:18:09I'm going up to heaven right now, okay?

00:18:12Hello

00:18:12But you still haven't told him that he's mad at Mariano.

00:18:18But, Mauri, how do you tell that to a person?

00:18:21I'd rather have to tell you that your whole family died on Christmas Eve in a gas explosion.

00:18:25And why Christmas Eve?

00:18:27Well, what do I know? More tragic, more family together.

00:18:29Bea, you have to tell him.

00:18:30That she is going to have a child with Mariano

00:18:32But you imagine the birth

00:18:33Do you remember V when the lizard boy came out?

00:18:36Well, maybe the embryo is not viable.

00:18:37There is rejection

00:18:38Like when they tried to cross a horse with a goat

00:18:41Fernando, if she gets pregnant, what can stop it?

00:18:43Well, that's another one, huh?

00:18:44Because Ana is like me

00:18:45Catholic, apostolic and lesbian

00:18:46I don't see her as very pro-abortion.

00:18:48But this will surely make him lose faith.

00:18:50A god who makes you pregnant with Mariano is not trustworthy.

00:18:52He is vengeful and spiteful

00:18:54Well, let's do one thing.

00:18:55We tell him between the three of us

00:18:56You just have to create the right atmosphere

00:18:58Like when my mother told me that Kuki had died

00:19:00Who was Kuki?

00:19:01Well, who's it going to be, my dog?

00:19:02Well, it could have been your grandmother Kuki

00:19:04What is called Kuka?

00:19:05Oh, what does that matter now?

00:19:06Fernando, you're hiding things from me about your past.

00:19:07Well, the fact is that Kuki died

00:19:09Then my mother took me to the fair

00:19:10He bought me an ice cream and took me on the Ferris wheel.

00:19:12And when we were up there

00:19:13He told me so

00:19:14And how did you react?

00:19:16I tried to throw myself

00:19:16But hey, I was little, I was six years old

00:19:18And Ana is now an adult

00:19:19I get dizzy on the Ferris wheel

00:19:20We tell it better on the ghost train

00:19:22Mauri, it doesn't have to be on a Ferris wheel.

00:19:24So I don't understand the example.

00:19:25God

00:19:25Look, I make a reservation at a restaurant

00:19:27I know he loves it.

00:19:28Let's go, the four of us.

00:19:29When we find the right moment

00:19:30We'll tell him, okay?

00:19:31No, no, not in public.

00:19:32I'd better organize a dinner here.

00:19:33We don't know how he's going to take it.

00:19:34If fate warned us

00:19:35That sperm was expired

00:19:36Let's see how this ends now.

00:19:42Hey, were you already gay when you were six?

00:19:44Did you name the dog Kuki?

00:19:49No

00:19:49Are you going to open your mouth?

00:19:50Hello, do you want to try Dark Wonder?

00:19:56No, no, thank you

00:19:57A little bit of Infinity Blue?

00:20:02Hello, do you want to try the new Dark Wonder fragrance?

00:20:04No no

00:20:05A little bit of Infinity Blue?

00:20:06Let's see

00:20:07It is very fresh

00:20:09Thank you

00:20:09Let's see, how does yours smell?

00:20:15It is very floral

00:20:16Yeah

00:20:17But what are you doing?

00:20:20Oh, girl, but I gave it to you.

00:20:21Go on

00:20:22Go tell cleaning

00:20:23Otherwise, this is going to smell like hell.

00:20:25Dark Wonder?

00:20:28I don't want to

00:20:29This doesn't smell good.

00:20:33Dark Wonder?

00:20:35Oh, there's my boy.

00:20:46Maria Jesus

00:20:47Are you OK?

00:20:50He has been watering the plants for three-quarters of an hour.

00:20:52How are you, Mrs. Colonias?

00:20:58Evil

00:20:58My feet hurt a lot

00:21:00Clear

00:21:01How do you put on those heels and have to stand for eight hours?

00:21:04If I had to buy them

00:21:05They put a saleswoman next to me who is two meters tall.

00:21:09Oops

00:21:10What is this?

00:21:11A varicose vein

00:21:12Don't fuck with me

00:21:13I'm going to throw out the trash

00:21:15But if it is not full

00:21:17Then all the bags break, you fill them to the top and they can't even be closed.

00:21:21Oh, Rafael.

00:21:34Are you?

00:21:35How are you?

00:21:36Let's see, before, damn it

00:21:37Hello, Maricar

00:21:39Maria Jesus

00:21:39That

00:21:40Look, I was going to leave your butler a wild asparagus scramble, but I'll give it to you.

00:21:44Ah, well, thank you very much.

00:21:45Eat it

00:21:46Oh, yes, yes

00:21:47Come on

00:21:49Hey, you're thinner

00:21:52Yes, the gym

00:21:54My mother likes Rafael

00:22:06Now you find out

00:22:07And this man lives alone?

00:22:10With the butler, in Radiopathy they call him Batman

00:22:12I see it for my mother, what are they hitting?

00:22:16Man, I don't know if he's that desperate.

00:22:18No, no, you can try.

00:22:19Hey, what's with this sudden concern about your mom's love life?

00:22:24Well, since I'm now ignoring my uncles and have a job, I'm going to see if I can focus more on my family.

00:22:28Oh yeah?

00:22:31Let's see if I can kick my mother out of the house.

00:22:33I don't know what's wrong with me, Moses.

00:22:38I don't feel well

00:22:40I feel alone

00:22:42You are not alone, sir.

00:22:44He has three wonderful children

00:22:46Bah, they don't even pay attention to me.

00:22:47I have failed as a father, Moses

00:22:50Yes sir

00:22:51What do you mean?

00:22:53Eh, no, no, no, yes

00:22:54What, I'm listening to you.

00:22:55And in love I have also failed

00:22:58I have a lot of money, and what good does it do me?

00:23:01Look at this massage chair, who do I share it with?

00:23:03Apart from you, of course I know how you feel when I'm not around.

00:23:06Is the gentleman complaining about not having anything resembling a girlfriend?

00:23:10Well yes

00:23:10The only person I have close is you

00:23:13And I don't like you

00:23:14May I suggest a change of look?

00:23:18What's wrong with my look?

00:23:19Mmm, maybe you should update your wardrobe.

00:23:22Give it a little more touch

00:23:24Current

00:23:24The curtain opens and a carton of cheap wine is revealed.

00:23:29What is the name of the movie?

00:23:32I don't know, sir.

00:23:33It is basic red

00:23:34It's red wine red

00:23:37And basic because it's cheap

00:23:38It's bad wine

00:23:40Uh, yes, sir, I got it.

00:23:41Another word game

00:23:42Well, you'll laugh now.

00:23:44Come on, call the driver, we're going shopping.

00:23:46I need to modernize my look.

00:23:48This is a disgrace

00:23:54The meetings are held at the home of the longtime president.

00:23:56Hey, not my house, or the park will get scratched.

00:23:58I get paid for the terrace service separately.

00:24:01No, no, that only burdens the community.

00:24:02We are in a meeting

00:24:04Ah, then bring me a verenmuc

00:24:06I have a light horchata

00:24:07Watch out, a car!

00:24:11What a show!

00:24:11Damn, what a show we're putting on!

00:24:13Hello

00:24:14How are you?

00:24:15You'll see that soon this place will be filled with retirees looking

00:24:18You'll see

00:24:18Man, we can do the meetings with the public.

00:24:21In a pass-word plan

00:24:22Come on, let's start the meeting.

00:24:24The weatherman said it was going to rain.

00:24:26Don Iginio Heredia presides

00:24:28From wherever you are

00:24:30Mr. President

00:24:32I'm going to get up early

00:24:35That are not normal

00:24:37Let's see

00:24:38Where are we going?

00:24:39First item of business

00:24:41Unauthorized commercial filming in second B

00:24:44It's because my wife takes it

00:24:46But how come it's not authorized?

00:24:47My husband, who is the president, authorizes it.

00:24:49No, no, no, no, no

00:24:50Careful

00:24:51Private activities of a lucrative nature

00:24:53That affect the normal development of coexistence in this our community

00:24:57They must be notified 15 days in advance and voted on at the meeting.

00:25:00Or not?

00:25:01Hey?

00:25:02I wasn't listening to you.

00:25:03Hey, how many people pay for that ad?

00:25:06Two thousand five hundred euros

00:25:08How much?

00:25:09Yes, pot

00:25:10This is how people on TV live

00:25:11What a bunch of people...

00:25:13Hey, maybe we can announce something in our house too.

00:25:17Yes, the blood pressure monitor of knowing how to live

00:25:20Hello, caparaboños

00:25:22And what did he announce it to you about?

00:25:23Maybe José Coronado will come with his yogurts.

00:25:25For me, it's fine if George Clooney comes on a bike.

00:25:27If I see someone recording in the building tomorrow

00:25:29Did you call the police

00:25:30You have been warned

00:25:31But wait

00:25:32Juan!

00:25:34That?

00:25:36Will you let me out, Soria?

00:25:38It would have been a real sin to leave now.

00:25:39Aha

00:25:40Let him call whoever he wants.

00:25:43Well, if no one else has to threaten anyone

00:25:45We're leaving now, aren't we?

00:25:47Hello darling

00:25:48Hello

00:25:50Wait, another point of the day has just passed.

00:25:54He's really cheating, huh?

00:25:56Right?

00:25:57This goalkeeper is a vicious

00:25:58I've always said it

00:26:00No, no, no, not there, okay?

00:26:01My brother-in-law and Emilio love each other

00:26:03And they have the right to enjoy their love

00:26:04As you see fit

00:26:06So there's already been sex?

00:26:08No!

00:26:09Sodomite!

00:26:10Mr. President, you have to be careful with your statements, okay?

00:26:13You need an image consultant now

00:26:14Hello

00:26:20Nativity scene

00:26:22This is a private home, right?

00:26:24You can't come in here like Peter in his house.

00:26:26Excuse me, but I'm a property owner who comes to talk to the doorman.

00:26:29Well, what does the owner want?

00:26:30Which plug has broken?

00:26:31You're looking so handsome, aren't you?

00:26:33What's happening?

00:26:33What are you up to with your boyfriend?

00:26:35Oh!

00:26:36Sorry

00:26:36With your girlfriend

00:26:37It's just that we're not very clear about it here.

00:26:39Look, Belén, you have come in pieces of art

00:26:40No

00:26:41No, man, no.

00:26:42Really

00:26:43I came to tell you that I am very happy that you have finally found the woman of your life.

00:26:49This year at the neighborhood festival you're going to sweep the sack race, huh?

00:26:55Well, just so you know, Raquel is much more feminine than you.

00:26:58He kisses better than you and you both do more or less the same thing.

00:27:00Okay, okay, okay, calm down, okay?

00:27:03Hey, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

00:27:06Well, it depends on how clean the cup is.

00:27:08Ah

00:27:10Okay, fine, now that the doubt is cleared up, I'm leaving now.

00:27:14Come on, see you later.

00:27:16Bye

00:27:18Forgive her, but when Belén doesn't have sex, her pH becomes unbalanced and she makes a fool of herself everywhere.

00:27:24Hey, and speaking of sex

00:27:27Hey, calm down, honey, calm down.

00:27:28No, no, no, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying to make love to you.

00:27:30No, and me too, what happens is that there is a barrier here that explains to you very important

00:27:33But don't worry, it's not your fault, it's nature.

00:27:38A chromosome has slipped in there that...

00:27:40I'm going to lose you

00:27:41No, silly, but why are you going to lose me?

00:27:44Yes, because I can't make you happy in bed.

00:27:45Well, but everything in its time, once you have the operation, well, that's it.

00:27:49Hey, what about oral sex?

00:27:51Yes, balls

00:27:52I mean, I mean it doesn't seem fair to me because I wouldn't be able to reciprocate.

00:27:57Why not? Because I can't, it's impossible.

00:28:00And then I see a very dangerous imbalance for the couple.

00:28:04But I don't care

00:28:05If I am very generous in bed

00:28:08Yeah, no, no, no, no, no

00:28:09I don't see it well

00:28:10Well, I don't know.

00:28:13Let's see, I've done a calculation on the minimum daily calories we need to survive.

00:28:20Making the most of our food reserves and spare change

00:28:24I think we made it to day one.

00:28:26With some mineral deficiency, but without sequelae

00:28:29Mom, I stained my shirt and I need it for tomorrow.

00:28:32Oh my God, what do I do? I'm sick of all this scrubbing.

00:28:38But what are you saying?

00:28:39Oh, I don't know, I thought we were playing commercials.

00:28:42But no, seriously, we should wash our clothes, I say.

00:28:45Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm a little short on underwear, huh?

00:28:48Me too

00:28:48And what do we do? If there is no water?

00:28:51And a washing machine without water only serves to make the hamster run.

00:28:55Well, we'll have to take the clothes to a laundry.

00:28:57But you are listening to me

00:28:58That until day one this family is below the poverty line

00:29:01We can't afford stupid expenses

00:29:03But hey, washing underwear isn't a stupid expense, is it?

00:29:05If you ate half of what you eat, we would be overstocked now.

00:29:08And don't argue, I get very stressed.

00:29:09Well, put two items of clothing per person here.

00:29:12I'll find my own way

00:29:14Underwear counts as one, right?

00:29:16But where are you going to wash it?

00:29:17For God's sake, don't let anyone see you.

00:29:18Oh, what depression

00:29:20I go out once a week

00:29:35Hi how are things?

00:29:48Is Rafael here?

00:29:49Who is it?

00:29:50Hey, I'm Isabel.

00:29:51The neighbor downstairs

00:29:52I've been talking to a friend at the herbalist's.

00:29:55And it turns out that you went to school together

00:29:58Her name is Azucena

00:30:00What a big kiss

00:30:02Ah, well, how strange.

00:30:03Because I went to a school run by priests

00:30:04There were no girls

00:30:05Go on?

00:30:07Well, he must have taken the piss out of me.

00:30:08Because she is there all day

00:30:10Can I go to the bathroom?

00:30:14Hey?

00:30:15Oh, yes, yes

00:30:16Of course, of course

00:30:17Hey, I treat you differently.

00:30:20Have you given yourself grapes?

00:30:21No, I just did a little sobbing.

00:30:23Well, it turned out very well for you, you are more

00:30:25What a strange visit?

00:30:30What the hell are you talking about?

00:30:31I don't know, sir.

00:30:32Maybe his change of position is starting to take effect.

00:30:35What do you mean?

00:30:36What did you like?

00:30:38Well, it's a possibility.

00:30:40Man, this woman has her thing.

00:30:43I've caught her looking at me like that in some meetings.

00:30:45Sideways

00:30:47Offer him something to drink, man.

00:30:49Don't be rude

00:30:50Mister

00:30:51Doña Isabel, would you like something to drink?

00:30:59No, no, no, no

00:31:00Thank you so much

00:31:01If I leave right away

00:31:03But what has this child stained himself with?

00:31:09He doesn't want anything

00:31:10Hey, and he jumped on me and I stayed with her

00:31:14I remind the gentleman that she is the wife of his downstairs neighbor.

00:31:17No, they are not married

00:31:18Besides, we're in a free market system, damn it.

00:31:21Man, don't let there be more money and more hair.

00:31:24Well, nothing.

00:31:27I'll give my regards to Azucena from you.

00:31:30So you don't look bad

00:31:32Isabel, be careful, your bag is leaking.

00:31:34You must have broken a bottle of perfume.

00:31:36Oooh!

00:31:37Well, go on, yes.

00:31:38What a mess I've gotten into

00:31:40Now we're still talking, okay?

00:31:42That has been very interesting

00:31:43Isabel, Isabel, wait

00:31:47Hey, do you...

00:31:50Would you mind having dinner with me somewhere nice tonight?

00:31:54I?

00:31:55No

00:31:55No, no, no, no, no

00:31:57No way, no, no.

00:31:58Well

00:32:02Okay

00:32:03But how come he invited you to dinner?

00:32:13Yes, this man is convinced that I came up to flirt.

00:32:15And the only thing that interests me about him is his faucet.

00:32:19Hey, this didn't go well, huh?

00:32:21So why do you say yes?

00:32:23Silly!

00:32:23I take him out of the house

00:32:25I entertain you

00:32:26And by the way, I eat a free seafood platter.

00:32:28And meanwhile, you four

00:32:30You go upstairs to take a shower.

00:32:31And at the same time, you do a proper laundry.

00:32:33Because...

00:32:34Take

00:32:35The key that I have already asked Emilio for

00:32:37Technical failure

00:32:38Batman lives with his butler

00:32:40No?

00:32:41What did the night off give you?

00:32:43He's convinced that tonight we're going to...

00:32:46Boo-boo-boo-boo!

00:32:47But hey, what does this guy think he is?

00:32:49Juan, this is not a time for pride.

00:32:50Wait for day one

00:32:51This seems like an indecent proposition.

00:32:55But in washing machine version

00:32:56I'll see what I wear

00:32:58Calm down, bull, calm down

00:33:05My goodness, everything is so delicious, Mauri

00:33:12You are an artist

00:33:13Thank you, and you are a heaven

00:33:15Come on, have another drink.

00:33:17Oh, no, no, no, I've already had three.

00:33:18Well, yes, me and everything

00:33:20Come on, silly, there's only a little bit left.

00:33:22A toast

00:33:23For the beautiful child that the four of us are going to have

00:33:27Come, for the precious child

00:33:30Oh, what happiness, how good everything is.

00:33:39Yes, yes, yes

00:33:41Ana, what was I going to tell you?

00:33:50There is one thing you don't know.

00:33:52Because we haven't told you, basically

00:33:54But it is something very important

00:33:56And I think it's a good time

00:33:58So I can explain it to you, Mauri

00:34:01What's happening?

00:34:03Nothing, nothing

00:34:05Ana, you know that sometimes life gives you surprises.

00:34:11Some wonderful, others average

00:34:15But then these are the moments that are most remembered

00:34:18Because they are intense

00:34:20They are special

00:34:22AND...

00:34:23And what better way to share this special moment than with Bea?

00:34:27Who is going to tell you?

00:34:29But what's going on?

00:34:30What a mystery is this?

00:34:31Look, my love

00:34:34It's that the child you're going to have with Fernando

00:34:37It's not Fernando's

00:34:39Because the semen wasn't his

00:34:41Well then, of course, it's complicated.

00:34:43And so, the father is...

00:34:47Is...

00:34:51Another person

00:34:53And who is Juan Cuesta?

00:34:57Well no, no.

00:34:58Is...

00:35:02Can't!

00:35:03Come on, Bea, cheer up!

00:35:04I'm almost there

00:35:05Hey, you guys are starting to worry me.

00:35:08Who is the father?

00:35:10It's me, damn it!

00:35:12Put your egg on it now!

00:35:13Sorry, but this is a private conversation.

00:35:15Come on, now seriously

00:35:20Mauri

00:35:21It's you?

00:35:23Mariano

00:35:24Mariano

00:35:27The thing is...

00:35:32It's that he came in

00:35:33AND...

00:35:33And it changed

00:35:34And he put...

00:35:36Phew...

00:35:38Dessert

00:35:40Good luck, sir.

00:35:47If the night ends well, send me a text and I'll come back later tomorrow.

00:35:52Well, you don't see the herbs.

00:35:53A little too big for me

00:35:56The gentleman is getting scared, is it dramatic?

00:35:58No no

00:35:59Not at all

00:36:00But men with money usually go out with younger girls, right?

00:36:04Well, don't rule out that option.

00:36:06If suddenly one appears in your life

00:36:09Hi how are things?

00:36:12There is Rafael

00:36:13I would have to talk to him.

00:36:14Yes, yes, go ahead

00:36:15Hi how are things?

00:36:20Hey...

00:36:21Well, look, I'll get to the point.

00:36:22Do you have anything to do tonight?

00:36:25Hey?

00:36:26Well yes, I have a business dinner

00:36:28But if you feel like it, we can meet for lunch tomorrow.

00:36:32No, no, but not with me.

00:36:35It's for my mother

00:36:36You've got her crazy.

00:36:38And as I see that you do not launch

00:36:40Look, Belén, your mother is a lovely woman

00:36:42Great cook

00:36:42But I don't know if we fit together.

00:36:45Good night

00:36:48Tell Don Rafael that I will wait for him downstairs so as not to raise suspicions.

00:36:52Hello

00:36:53Uh, Belén

00:36:57Hello

00:36:58How are you, pretty?

00:37:00A business dinner

00:37:01Yeah

00:37:03We are thinking of setting up a herbalist franchise together.

00:37:06Ah

00:37:07Well

00:37:08Well, I'm going down.

00:37:10Belén, I'm not going to lie to you.

00:37:15It's a date

00:37:15This is so

00:37:17Well

00:37:19Look, I've thought better of it.

00:37:22We meet tomorrow for lunch

00:37:24Hey?

00:37:24I really want to meet you.

00:37:26Find an intimate place

00:37:28Hey?

00:37:29And romantic

00:37:30Bye

00:37:32Moses

00:37:39Remind me that I'm raising your salary.

00:37:43Yes sir

00:37:44Mother

00:37:50I got you an appointment with Rafael.

00:37:53Tomorrow you eat together

00:37:55That?

00:37:55Yeah

00:37:56Yes, yes

00:37:57I found him in the portal and he told me

00:37:59Let's see if one day your mother wants to meet me.

00:38:01If he's cuter, with a teenage face, he's richer.

00:38:05Why, Bobo?

00:38:06And why didn't he tell me?

00:38:07Well, uh, because he's a business shark.

00:38:11But in love he is shy

00:38:13Of course, he has suffered so much in his divorces

00:38:15Yes, yes, it shows, huh?

00:38:17You can see that his little heart is touched.

00:38:19Oh my God, how nervous!

00:38:22And tomorrow we leave

00:38:24So get dressed up, okay?

00:38:26Very sexual

00:38:27Hey, I'm very sexual.

00:38:29Mom, please

00:38:30If you look like one of those bigots who goes to Rome to see the Pope

00:38:33Nothing

00:38:33Tomorrow morning we're going shopping.

00:38:36No?

00:38:36No, if you don't have to spend

00:38:37Look, I'll wear something of yours.

00:38:38With that ass you've got, I'm sure we're up to the task there, right there, huh?

00:38:41Okay, ready.

00:38:43That?

00:38:43Let's see if it fits you

00:38:44Come, come, come

00:38:45Look, I didn't say it to you in a bad way.

00:38:47And by God, it is not possible to talk to you, daughter.

00:38:49Come

00:38:50That?

00:38:54Come on, come on, hurry up

00:38:55And how are you doing in porn?

00:39:02Man, I won't change twice like that, you have to think

00:39:04Come on, everyone, take a shower.

00:39:06You don't give any light

00:39:07Natalia and I shower together to go faster, huh?

00:39:09Yeah

00:39:10While I watch TV

00:39:11Damn, this guy is deaf.

00:39:18Come here

00:39:19Let's see if you understand this washing machine.

00:39:20We are ready

00:39:23Oh, how nice, Emilio.

00:39:27How happy I am for you

00:39:28Look, I didn't know you were such a special guy, so...

00:39:32Oh, I don't know.

00:39:33I am very excited

00:39:34Love is the most beautiful thing there is

00:39:36Hey, how are you in bed?

00:39:38That?

00:39:39Well, but not much now, because until I have the operation...

00:39:41How beautiful, how beautiful your house is.

00:39:45And that armchair is crooked with no arms, how beautiful!

00:39:48It's a chatterbox, 850 euros

00:39:51Hey, don't worry, okay? Because, well, Raquel and I tell each other everything.

00:39:55She has always been like a daughter to me.

00:39:57When we were little, I took care of her because my mother traveled a lot.

00:40:01She was a whore

00:40:02Yeah

00:40:02Ingenious!

00:40:04In Cáceres? Everyone knew her.

00:40:05Who? Grandma?

00:40:07Girl, pass me the salad

00:40:08My father died very young.

00:40:11So my mother had to take care of the whole family.

00:40:14And those were very complicated years, you know?

00:40:16Sure, sure, sure, if you explain it very well in Tell Me

00:40:19I had to ask you a question

00:40:22You will see that you already know that you cannot advance the money for the operation.

00:40:25It's just that I have to wait for Social Security...

00:40:27Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see

00:40:28We are very excited, but not that much.

00:40:31Wait a minute, how long did you tell me that was?

00:40:3312,000 euros, right?

00:40:35Yeah

00:40:35Mommy, we can't

00:40:36But the waiting list is two years long.

00:40:38And I can't go so long without making love to Emilio.

00:40:40Well, nothing, we asked Lorena Verdun for some advice.

00:40:43Of course, man, if sex is not just penetration

00:40:46Oh my God, genius! The girl!

00:40:48But don't you say that this family can talk about everything?

00:40:50The grandmother was a whore

00:40:51See what you've achieved?

00:40:53I swear I'll pay you back as soon as I get a job.

00:40:55Honey, that's a lot of money.

00:40:58Genius, I would make the effort.

00:40:59Look at them, they are in love

00:41:02Emilio, can you come to the kitchen for a moment?

00:41:06Yes, yes, yes, of course

00:41:07You guys are serious, aren't you?

00:41:12Well, seriously, we're getting to know each other.

00:41:13If you guarantee me that you will live together

00:41:16That vagina is on me.

00:41:18Instead of a dinner set, I'll give you a vagina.

00:41:21It is to change a letter

00:41:22No, no, no, it's changing two

00:41:24Vaginas with G and crockery with J

00:41:27Well, big cock

00:41:28But no, Igenio, that's a lot of expense.

00:41:30And you are a middle-class, middle-class, lower-class worker

00:41:32And you're welcome

00:41:33We advance you the money

00:41:34Oh, thank you!

00:41:39Will you accompany me to the surgeon tomorrow?

00:41:41Yes of course

00:41:42But how could he not accompany you?

00:41:44If the beauty of this is that you spend it together

00:41:46Clear

00:41:47Yeah

00:41:47How are you? Are you enjoying it?

00:41:52Yes, yes, everything is great.

00:41:54And please, could I bring a couple more of these crayfish?

00:41:58If you please

00:41:59Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm crazy.

00:42:01This is also edible, right?

00:42:04Yes, with tweezers

00:42:05Isabel, I have to admit I'm still a little surprised by this quote.

00:42:10Oh yeah, me too.

00:42:13Oops!

00:42:14This jumps

00:42:15Look at it

00:42:17What's up, Isabel?

00:42:20Are you and Juan having problems?

00:42:22No, no, no way.

00:42:23We have an open relationship

00:42:25We can meet with whoever we want

00:42:27But as long as we don't get caught

00:42:29But that's not an open relationship.

00:42:31Ah, yes

00:42:32Oh, I'm going to call him.

00:42:35Let's see what is said

00:42:36Hey, what excuse did you give him for coming?

00:42:39None

00:42:39I told him I was going to have dinner with you.

00:42:42That you were behind me

00:42:43Hey?

00:42:45What's a joke!

00:42:46I'm at a concert with my mother

00:42:48From Perales

00:42:49That drives her crazy

00:42:50Hey?

00:42:55Isabel

00:42:55Hello darling

00:42:57How's everything going?

00:42:59The children have already showered

00:43:00But I'm still here

00:43:01Ah

00:43:02Very good

00:43:03And so?

00:43:04I put a program on the washing machine.

00:43:06That never ends

00:43:07But you've put everything in it

00:43:08Pre-wash, dryer

00:43:10I told you to go down.

00:43:11Okay, but take it easy, okay?

00:43:15Well

00:43:15But here the concert

00:43:17It's almost over

00:43:18We are in the vices

00:43:20No, no, no

00:43:21Entertain him a little longer

00:43:22I need time

00:43:23Aha

00:43:24Okay

00:43:25Kiss, my love

00:43:26Oh, well.

00:43:30A little pastry?

00:43:32Oh, no, no, no, no

00:43:33I can't take it anymore

00:43:35Yes, I do.

00:43:36Hey, please.

00:43:36The letter

00:43:38What a silly anguish, for God's sake.

00:43:41But why are you stopping now?

00:43:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:43:51Thank you!

00:44:21Thank you!

00:44:51What happened there?

00:44:56I know.

00:44:57Come ahead, I'm going to be a father.

00:45:05Oh my goodness, Mr. John!

00:45:07But what has he done?

00:45:09Oh, sir!

00:45:10Juan, damn, my barbecue!

00:45:12Calm down, okay?

00:45:13I'm fine.

00:45:13Thank you so much.

00:45:15It's okay that you are no longer president,

00:45:16but there is more to life.

00:45:17He has his family...

00:45:18I haven't thrown myself.

00:45:19It's that I fell.

00:45:20How, Mrs. Paloma?

00:45:22And what did he do?

00:45:23Well, hang the clothes.

00:45:24I've had a drop in blood pressure.

00:45:26Phew!

00:45:26Well, we need to put on new strings.

00:45:29Changing bolts, pulleys, plastering, painting...

00:45:33This is a significant outlay.

00:45:35Are you sure you're okay?

00:45:37Maybe he should get a scan or something.

00:45:39No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:45:40Ah!

00:45:41I think I broke this finger.

00:45:43Look how it ripped there in the helicopter.

00:45:46If you have parallel careers.

00:45:50That you're not broken, dad.

00:45:52Don't play the victim.

00:45:53Ah!

00:45:54That is, I fall from a third and I play the victim.

00:45:56Now I understand what Paloma went through.

00:45:58My whole life has passed me by in two seconds.

00:46:00Ah, look, Juan.

00:46:01That made the trip more entertaining for you, didn't it?

00:46:03Hey, what about our clothes?

00:46:04It's been left in the washing machine.

00:46:05If it never ended.

00:46:07They'll have already taken half of it.

00:46:08He put the dryer on and everything.

00:46:10What an absurd thing for a man to do!

00:46:13Well, he didn't want to take me to a hotel.

00:46:15But anyway, what did you say to him?

00:46:17I want to go slowly.

00:46:19Especially if there is more laundry to do.

00:46:21Well, what about you?

00:46:23How about the break-in?

00:46:25Very good.

00:46:26The butler has come, Dad has left the clothes in the washing machine

00:46:29and threw himself out the window.

00:46:30Ah, well, nothing.

00:46:31Now a glass of milk and off to sleep.

00:46:33No, no milk, there is none left.

00:46:35Well, go to sleep.

00:46:38But John...

00:46:41Watch out for the chips, okay?

00:46:47And don't smoke me anywhere.

00:46:49There is an asthma association on the third floor.

00:46:52Excuse me, are you the director of the commercial?

00:46:54Yes, ma'am.

00:46:55How are the wardrobe and makeup going?

00:46:57They are with it.

00:46:58I'll see.

00:46:59Come on, hurry up, you have to catch a flight at nine.

00:47:01Hey, you can record at our house too.

00:47:05It has a special charm.

00:47:07Especially for a urine leakage ad.

00:47:10It's perfect.

00:47:12And are you going to do special effects?

00:47:15Yeah.

00:47:16Now Tulip's helicopter lands on the roof.

00:47:19Let them work, man, that way they'll leave sooner.

00:47:21Let's take a look and see if we can spot the protagonist.

00:47:23The same is true of Mateo with flan.

00:47:25Oh, that's a man.

00:47:27And not the ones from now on.

00:47:28I haven't seen any of his films.

00:47:31Yeah, damn, Superman 5.

00:47:35Hello.

00:47:36Come in.

00:47:39How are you?

00:47:40Have you slept at all?

00:47:42He hasn't eaten, he hasn't slept, he hasn't spoken.

00:47:44It's called post-traumatic shock.

00:47:46Right now she's like a plane crash survivor.

00:47:49But he has decided what he is going to do.

00:47:51Fernando, if you haven't spoken, what are you going to decide?

00:47:53I'm going to have it.

00:47:54Do you see as if...?

00:47:55That?

00:47:55I'm going to have him, he's my son.

00:47:58Have you given him pills or something?

00:47:59You're sedated, huh?

00:48:00No, no, no, no.

00:48:01Let's see, Ana.

00:48:02We support you in everything, but this is the most important decision of your life and you have to be sure.

00:48:07You haven't slept.

00:48:07Come on, take your time, okay?

00:48:09Fernando, there's no time.

00:48:10We are against the clock.

00:48:12Let's see, listen.

00:48:13The situation is this.

00:48:14You are carrying an embryo fertilized by Mariano's sperm.

00:48:18Bea, please!

00:48:19Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:48:21The legal grounds for terminating a pregnancy include possible fetal malformations, rape, and psychological problems in the mother.

00:48:28And you fulfill all three.

00:48:30It's a textbook abortion.

00:48:31Mauri, no, no, I don't know.

00:48:32This is very complicated.

00:48:33It goes against my principles.

00:48:34Well, and Fidel Castro is a communist and has more money than Michael Jackson.

00:48:37Long live ideological incoherence.

00:48:40Leave her alone!

00:48:41Mariano Jr. wants to live.

00:48:43Should I throw him off the ladder?

00:48:45You're right, poor thing.

00:48:47No, darling, no, you didn't choose that father.

00:48:49You know what this man can do to us.

00:48:51It's going to be torturing us all our lives.

00:48:52And he is also the biological father.

00:48:54You can claim custody.

00:48:55There's already been a case in England, huh?

00:48:56And they don't give it to Maria.

00:48:57When the judge sees that face, he'll surely feel sorry for you.

00:49:00I'm going out for a moment.

00:49:01I need to talk to someone.

00:49:03With who?

00:49:03Where are you going?

00:49:04And to see his mother.

00:49:05Where you live?

00:49:06I don't know, if he hasn't introduced me to him.

00:49:08Well, because he will live in Norway.

00:49:09Come on, come on, come on.

00:49:11Verda, hey, why didn't you introduce me to him?

00:49:12Oh, how great that they filmed the commercial at my house.

00:49:19I always buy their fiber cookies.

00:49:20They are great.

00:49:22Because they take care of their figure without sacrificing flavor, right?

00:49:25Mom, they already have a protagonist.

00:49:26Don't be a suck-up.

00:49:27Here we go, guys.

00:49:28Angel, come here for a moment.

00:49:32Hey, I don't like this room at all for my cookies.

00:49:34You bother me.

00:49:35It's artificial, it's like a set.

00:49:37Man, a set?

00:49:38How ugly is the chelón?

00:49:40Ingenuity?

00:49:41Just so you know, I warned you.

00:49:42The police are already on their way to stop this violation of the statutes.

00:49:46What did you do to your finger?

00:49:47And the crane has also been warned.

00:49:49So they can take away those vans parked at the door.

00:49:51But they have permission from the city council.

00:49:53Don't be a pain.

00:49:53So permission is requested from the city council, but not from the community.

00:49:57This is a case for the police, come on.

00:49:58Hello good morning.

00:50:00How are you?

00:50:00Good.

00:50:02Look.

00:50:03Something like that is what I wanted.

00:50:06No, no, no, listen.

00:50:07That's my house.

00:50:08Ingenious!

00:50:09You see?

00:50:09A normal living room, a normal kitchen, more vulgar, like those of the people who buy our cookies.

00:50:16Okay, come on.

00:50:17Guys, we're dismounting and moving across the street.

00:50:20Juan, what's wrong?

00:50:21They seize us.

00:50:22No, no, no, they want to record the commercial here.

00:50:24Hey, don't bring anything, we don't give permission.

00:50:26Wait, wait.

00:50:28Could we talk privately for a moment?

00:50:30Yes, yes, but quickly because we have to shoot a lot of plans.

00:50:33Yeah.

00:50:33Isabel, no.

00:50:38It's a lot of money, Juan.

00:50:39No more foreign showers.

00:50:41Yes, but it is a political inconsistency.

00:50:43My dignity is priceless.

00:50:44Yes, it does.

00:50:45Until the first day, two thousand five hundred euros.

00:50:48The neighbors are going to turn on us.

00:50:49So we lock the door and do some online shopping for a few days.

00:50:53No problem.

00:50:54I see it as a very bad marketing strategy, huh?

00:50:59You're going to lose sales among people with purchasing power.

00:51:02Angel, Barbara is ready.

00:51:05And what do you do to look so pretty?

00:51:06Yes, yes, hey, explain it to her because she's very lost.

00:51:09But where have you brought me?

00:51:10Barbara, my love, can you come back to the Rolot?

00:51:13Yeah.

00:51:13We are considering changing apartments.

00:51:15Well, I'm going to tell you something.

00:51:17I have a flight at nine.

00:51:18My representative has already warned you.

00:51:20And I don't like the script at all, I'm telling you.

00:51:21Flowers, buy her some flowers.

00:51:25Oh, hey, yes, you can record.

00:51:28Go ahead, be at home.

00:51:30Boys, dismount.

00:51:31We moved to a new apartment.

00:51:33But are you going to record where the herbs are?

00:51:35What does your apartment have that mine doesn't?

00:51:37Oh, mamen, sorry, really, but it wasn't our fault.

00:51:41No, calm down, woman.

00:51:43It's a shame, it's a lot of money.

00:51:47Don't worry, because I think there are a lot of technical problems during filming.

00:51:50What are they going to do?

00:51:51Come, we'll show you how we do things here.

00:51:55So the sperm you were inseminated with was Mariano's.

00:52:05Yes, father.

00:52:06And that embryo is already in motion?

00:52:08Yes, father.

00:52:10Holy Virgin.

00:52:11I'm in a terrible mess, I don't know what to do, help me.

00:52:14Of course, my daughter, if the Lord in his infinite wisdom designed a very simple procreation system, which is one of the best things he has done.

00:52:24But, well, they say, because I don't, no, what do I mean?

00:52:30Then you come along and become lesbians and change everything.

00:52:34And on top of that, science is always being a pain.

00:52:36Excuse me, but that's not the case.

00:52:41What are you doing here?

00:52:42No, she's telling you that this is divine punishment for being lesbians.

00:52:45No, no, no, no, God does not punish, on the contrary.

00:52:48He is testing your faith, yes.

00:52:50The Lord has placed this stone in your path.

00:52:53No, no, no, no, excuse me, this isn't a rock, it's the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.

00:52:57Mauri, please.

00:52:58Father, don't act crazy.

00:52:59He's Mariano's son, put yourself in his shoes.

00:53:01Let's see, I look like the chair umpire at Roland Garros.

00:53:04Well, father, what do I do?

00:53:06Come, look, my daughter, it doesn't matter who inseminated you and how.

00:53:10That embryo is a life that is growing inside you and that's it.

00:53:14This is like Ronaldinho in the box, there's no one to stop him.

00:53:17Of course, that's what I say.

00:53:20This one, this one is the one who is to blame for everyone, that I can't...

00:53:22Hey, hey, hey!

00:53:22I just set up the confessional, watch out!

00:53:26I just got ready here, yo!

00:53:27I just got ready here!

00:53:28Careful!

00:53:31This is the most beautiful film ever made, that's it.

00:53:35But what do you say if it doesn't even hold up?

00:53:37It comes from a galaxy, a spaceship from the Copón.

00:53:40They leave him naked in the middle of the forest and if not, they will look for him.

00:53:42If they wanted to get rid of him, it was a settling of scores.

00:53:45No, they did come looking for him in the end.

00:53:48I find that creature opening my fridge and I shoot it.

00:53:51And then this one, was it male or female?

00:53:53Because nothing could be seen.

00:53:54How did he have children?

00:53:55Well, damn, his finger lit up and he did this, man, it was mystical reproduction.

00:54:00That one was behind the boy.

00:54:02If the bug doesn't get sick, they get into trouble.

00:54:05But how are you going to get involved with the kid, dude?

00:54:08You are a sick person.

00:54:09But man, don't get upset, we're talking.

00:54:12Man, Emilio, how was dinner with your in-laws?

00:54:14They are not in-laws, they are brothers-in-law.

00:54:16No, I can't get over it.

00:54:18Look how I fight with myself, huh?

00:54:20But yesterday I realized that this relationship with Raquel is going nowhere.

00:54:22Wow, and how did he react?

00:54:24No way, I haven't told you.

00:54:26Emilio, you can't be bullfighting her like this.

00:54:28The poor girl is very excited.

00:54:29No, it plays with people's feelings.

00:54:32Of course, advice is very good from the outside.

00:54:36Emilio, give yourself time.

00:54:37You already knew this wasn't going to be easy.

00:54:39That they are going to pay for the operation.

00:54:41And then we cut off and the president and his wife chase me away with a club.

00:54:44Emilio, you have to tell him now.

00:54:45What a drag.

00:54:46Look, I would tell him, man, you're a great guy, what we have is impossible.

00:54:51Okay.

00:54:53You haven't had a girlfriend for a long time, haven't you?

00:54:54Son, make up an excuse.

00:54:56Don't break her heart.

00:55:00Well, Ana has decided to have that child and we have to respect that.

00:55:04Nothing can be done.

00:55:05Besides, you never know.

00:55:07Genetics gives many surprises.

00:55:10Sir, I am an atheist and homosexual.

00:55:12I know that I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof.

00:55:15Or so they told me at school.

00:55:17But if it exists, I know you're listening to me.

00:55:19Because that's your job.

00:55:20You created the world and then, well, that's it, listen.

00:55:24Mauri, are you praying?

00:55:25Shut up.

00:55:27I know you are punishing me for my selfishness.

00:55:29I switched the semen sample and you sent your exterminating angel.

00:55:32And I deserve it.

00:55:33But Bea and Ana don't.

00:55:35They are lesbians, but good people.

00:55:37They don't deserve this.

00:55:38He's not going to listen to you, huh?

00:55:40It's been too many years ignoring him.

00:55:41Well, we'll have to try.

00:55:44Lord, if you in your omnipotence stop this gestation,

00:55:48I promise you I'll do whatever it takes.

00:55:50The Way of St. James to Gatas.

00:55:51I'm going as a missionary to New Guinea.

00:55:53Or I kiss Concha on the mouth.

00:55:56Whatever you want.

00:55:57Amen.

00:55:58Amen.

00:56:00Amen.

00:56:01A little more shine.

00:56:03It's just that I'm already fond of you.

00:56:04Please, you're making me look like a door.

00:56:06Look, if I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

00:56:07That's it.

00:56:08Do you have the address of the restaurant?

00:56:10Yes.

00:56:11Mom, don't talk to him about cooking.

00:56:13No.

00:56:13Talk to him about sex.

00:56:14Okay.

00:56:15And I'll talk about your dad's bed problems, okay?

00:56:18Mother.

00:56:18That?

00:56:19Good luck, huh?

00:56:20What luck?

00:56:20Luck.

00:56:21You sexy.

00:56:22Sexy.

00:56:23Very sexy.

00:56:23Sexy.

00:56:26Hey, those clothes you're wearing aren't yours.

00:56:29Well yes.

00:56:30They swallowed the bitch.

00:56:32Let me see if I understand.

00:56:33Rafael has invited you to lunch.

00:56:35And you send your mother.

00:56:36So.

00:56:37For love to emerge.

00:56:38In a stocks plan.

00:56:39Well, what do you want?

00:56:40I had to hurry.

00:56:41The grass is mining behind him.

00:56:42The grass?

00:56:43Yeah.

00:56:43Ann.

00:56:45She is married to the slope.

00:56:46I would do it too.

00:56:46Hey, how's Ana?

00:56:49Ah, I made him a linden tea.

00:56:51Let's see if he gets some sleep.

00:56:52Hey?

00:57:00Come on, Ana, there's not much left.

00:57:01Come on.

00:57:02Come on, baby, push.

00:57:03My battery is running out.

00:57:05Listen, I shouldn't have said that.

00:57:12My God.

00:57:14How awful.

00:57:15No, no, darling, nothing, nothing.

00:57:18Don't look, don't look.

00:57:19That's it, I want to see my son.

00:57:22No.

00:57:24No.

00:57:27Honey, don't get up.

00:57:28Don't get up.

00:57:28You're coming.

00:57:29No.

00:57:33Today you can put the placenta to carry like Don Cruz.

00:57:38How are you?

00:57:39Have you had some rest?

00:57:40Go call the gynecologist.

00:57:41But we do have time for tomorrow.

00:57:43Well, go ahead.

00:57:45Hey, please bring me another beer?

00:57:52Are you sure?

00:57:53It's already the third one.

00:57:54It's true.

00:57:55Better a sherry.

00:57:57And more olives.

00:57:59Over there with the bread, it's time.

00:58:03Mrs. Lopez.

00:58:03Forgive me, precious.

00:58:07It's just that I had a meeting and it's happening to me.

00:58:10Bye bye.

00:58:10No, calm down.

00:58:11Calm down, I know you're very busy.

00:58:14Well, what do we order?

00:58:15I'll let you choose.

00:58:16Well, don't think I'm very hungry.

00:58:20I was really looking forward to having some time to get to know you better.

00:58:24Has it been difficult for you?

00:58:26Because you are very shy.

00:58:27Yes a bit.

00:58:37Chocofiber cookies.

00:58:39Take one.

00:58:41Action.

00:58:46I regulate my transit with chocofiber cookies.

00:58:49Because at my age it's a delicious way to take care of yourself.

00:58:55No.

00:58:56He's not smiling.

00:58:57Smile more.

00:58:58Cut!

00:58:59But how do you want me to smile?

00:59:00They are disgusting.

00:59:01They are on a diet.

00:59:02How do you want them to be?

00:59:03If you don't talk to me like that, I'll leave.

00:59:05Hey, I have some beautiful models in the closet.

00:59:07If we placed them behind, it would enrich the shot.

00:59:09Well, let's see, guys, it's okay.

00:59:12Let's record another take.

00:59:14Yeah, yeah.

00:59:14Hey, I want some water, okay?

00:59:16Because look how dry the cookies are.

00:59:18Sorry, there's no water.

00:59:19We have a little problem with the pipes.

00:59:20Let's see, for God's sake!

00:59:21Water for Barbara!

00:59:23Hey, Juan, you stay, I'll go see where I can shower.

00:59:27Where else?

00:59:28If tomorrow, as soon as we deposit the check, they give us the water again.

00:59:31I'm dirty!

00:59:32And I fly!

00:59:33You don't smell!

00:59:34All right, guys, everyone to your places.

00:59:36Let's record.

00:59:38That's right, I have a flight at nine.

00:59:40Hey, the mark is going well, he's covering it with his hand.

00:59:43Ch!

00:59:43Oh, please!

00:59:44We remove the front panel.

00:59:52We take the differential of the second A.

00:59:57And we take it apart.

00:59:59Beware of shocks!

01:00:01Leave her, it's the closest thing to an orgasm the poor thing is ever going to get.

01:00:05But how do you know so much about electricity?

01:00:07It's that we did a distance learning course.

01:00:09Yes, it's good to know everything here.

01:00:12Now there is a very good pilates teacher.

01:00:15That's a piece of shit.

01:00:20Chocofiber Cookies, take two.

01:00:21Action!

01:00:27I regulate my transit with Chocofibras cookies, because at my age...

01:00:31Cut!

01:00:33What the hell is going on now!

01:00:34Wow, what a depression!

01:00:35Our power has been cut off!

01:00:37Juan Cuesta!

01:00:38Man!

01:00:39Have you called us complaining about a shoot?

01:00:42Yes, it's this one, but it's all right.

01:00:44We are very grateful for your dedication.

01:00:46We feel very protected.

01:00:47Let me see if I understand.

01:00:49He called to complain about a shoot he's doing in his own home.

01:00:53Yes, it used to be opposite, but it's less bothersome here.

01:00:55It's funny.

01:00:56Well, well.

01:00:57That's enough, huh?

01:00:58I'm going to my trailer.

01:00:59If you solve this problem, you know where I am.

01:01:02Hey?

01:01:02But...

01:01:02Okay.

01:01:03No.

01:01:03I didn't stay.

01:01:04Please.

01:01:08What, Juan?

01:01:09Technical problems?

01:01:11How do I integrate you, mamen, eh?

01:01:13Barbara, you really don't know how sorry we are.

01:01:18I don't know, do you need anything?

01:01:20Yeah.

01:01:21Another representative to answer the phone for me.

01:01:23I should be filming with Almodóvar.

01:01:25And one here is in a cookie SEO.

01:01:27Oh, oh, sorry!

01:01:29The trailer is beautiful, isn't it?

01:01:31This is for a vacation.

01:01:32Fantastic, isn't it?

01:01:33This is the old one.

01:01:34Wait!

01:01:35Wait!

01:01:37Wait, wait.

01:01:39Marta Fernandez?

01:01:41Yes, it's me.

01:01:41Happens.

01:01:43Hey, there's a market for this sex change thing, huh?

01:01:52It is a very hard process.

01:01:54You have to take hormones for several years and live like a woman.

01:01:57They recommend psychological supervision.

01:01:59People think it's a whim.

01:02:01But this is a very serious thing.

01:02:03Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:02:05Hey, Raquel, we need to talk, okay?

01:02:07What's happening?

01:02:09Look, it's not your fault, okay?

01:02:11That you are a wonderful woman.

01:02:13And I swear I've tried, but I can't go on with this.

01:02:18We're going to leave it.

01:02:19But why?

01:02:21Are people laughing at you?

01:02:22Yeah, well, there's a bit of a joke, but...

01:02:24But, but I don't care, Emilio.

01:02:26I'm used to it.

01:02:27People are like that, you have to ignore them.

01:02:29But if they are the neighbors, who are old-timers, they don't like me going out with you.

01:02:32They have given me an ultimatum.

01:02:34Do we break up or do I get fired?

01:02:35Have they told you that?

01:02:37Yes, yes, I give a very bad image to the community.

01:02:39But hey, you're being discriminated against at work because of your gender identity.

01:02:44You have the right to live your love.

01:02:47They did the same thing to me at the blinds store where I worked.

01:02:51And I won the lawsuit.

01:02:52Man, we're still in the Middle Ages, huh?

01:02:55Hey, I really appreciate your love and support.

01:02:58But this is a private conversation.

01:03:00Then it's over.

01:03:02We are not going to fight for what is ours.

01:03:04But Raquel, what do I do?

01:03:05I can't stay unemployed.

01:03:06I am in charge of a father with dementia.

01:03:09But don't cry, woman, don't cry, really.

01:03:11It always has to happen to me the same way.

01:03:14Oh, the poor thing.

01:03:15Don't worry, let's have a coffee.

01:03:16Don't give up, we'll move this forward with the association.

01:03:24Those neighbors of yours are going to shit themselves.

01:03:26Wait, wait, wait.

01:03:28What association?

01:03:38That?

01:03:39How are you? How did it go?

01:03:40Very good, daughter, very good, very good.

01:03:41Well, we've talked about a lot of things.

01:03:44And he grazed my hand when I was going to pay the bill.

01:03:46Wow!

01:03:48That's great, huh!

01:03:49Oh, how this man unsettles me!

01:03:52I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.

01:03:54Mom, for God's sake!

01:03:55Should I brush my teeth?

01:03:58Hey, and you haven't agreed on anything?

01:04:01No.

01:04:02If I had to take the plunge, I was right.

01:04:05He's a very shy man, huh?

01:04:06He's been nervous the whole time.

01:04:09Sure, sure.

01:04:10That means he likes you.

01:04:11Yeah.

01:04:14Yeah?

01:04:15Belén, can you come to my house for a second?

01:04:17Yeah.

01:04:18I'm going, I'm going.

01:04:20Emilio, the poor guy is in a mess.

01:04:23I'm going downstairs to comfort him.

01:04:25Daughter, I am so proud of you.

01:04:27Oh, really, like...

01:04:29I don't know, I really like this twist you're giving your life.

01:04:31It's just that selfishness wasn't getting you anywhere.

01:04:34Of course, none.

01:04:35No.

01:04:36I'm going to take a little gift to my boyfriend.

01:04:44But how could you possibly think of sending your mother to me?

01:04:46That's not done, man.

01:04:47Do you know how high my cholesterol is?

01:04:49No, but listen, it's just that...

01:04:50I didn't have time.

01:04:52Because I had to go to the gynecologist in the emergency room and my IUD moved from standing in the...

01:04:57And I thought, well, I'll tell my mother not to eat only the man.

01:05:02Belén, are you trying to set your mother up on me?

01:05:06If you gave it a chance.

01:05:08She is a lovely woman.

01:05:10Don't sell me, for the bike.

01:05:12Maricarme, I'm not going to like love.

01:05:13Maria Jesus, sir.

01:05:15How do I do it?

01:05:15Accordion.

01:05:16But what do you know?

01:05:18If you don't know her, she is a strong, loving, sexual woman.

01:05:22If you have it all.

01:05:23Belén, no offense, but your mother is an old, unpleasant, and annoying lady.

01:05:28I don't know if I agree, but understand me, Rafael, that it makes my life bitter, it controls me, it depresses me.

01:05:35If I can't stand her at home any longer.

01:05:38You can just be friends.

01:05:40Friends for what?

01:05:41And why don't you give him an apartment on the beach?

01:05:43What does it cost you?

01:05:44But who do you think I am, an NGO?

01:05:47Look, hold on for a few years and when she falls the first time, put her in a nursing home.

01:05:51That's what I did with mine, poor thing.

01:05:52And he's happy.

01:05:54He died, sir.

01:05:55Already.

01:05:55Mine is very agile.

01:05:57Belén, did that mother touch you?

01:06:01Well, it's your turn.

01:06:02What is the fault of the rest of us?

01:06:03Well.

01:06:04But hey, do we record or not?

01:06:23What happens now?

01:06:24The neighbors are gathered together.

01:06:26Of meeting.

01:06:28This, this is surreal.

01:06:30Well, a lady showered us in my curler.

01:06:31Well, a little patience, for God's sake.

01:06:34We all want to get out of here.

01:06:36All.

01:06:39Let's see.

01:06:40If they don't like your house, then you put up with it.

01:06:42Of course.

01:06:43No other differential is hijacked.

01:06:46Not what you want.

01:06:48But you don't record that announcement in your house.

01:06:51Juan, you haven't asked the neighbors' permission.

01:06:54But hey, you'll have a hammer.

01:06:56Careful.

01:06:57Your friend isn't talking to you now.

01:06:59This is Ingenio Heredia, president of the community, speaking.

01:07:02The contact in the ad is mine.

01:07:04Therefore, I am entitled to a commission.

01:07:06Well.

01:07:06And what about us, who live below?

01:07:09And what does that have to do with anything?

01:07:10Nothing.

01:07:11But it's the same.

01:07:12We give ourselves the light and the judge.

01:07:14Alright.

01:07:16Return my differential to its place

01:07:17and we promise to share the money from the advertisement

01:07:19among all owners.

01:07:20But how about among all the owners?

01:07:22Among those of us who are here?

01:07:24A wise man already said it.

01:07:25The one who moves does not appear in the photo.

01:07:28Well, come on, let's go with three watches.

01:07:29That woman takes a plane at nine.

01:07:30And do you recommend arriving two hours early to check in?

01:07:37Honey, are you okay?

01:07:39Sure, sure.

01:07:40It auto-hormonizes and then what happens, happens.

01:07:44Everything is already solved.

01:07:45They are going to give us the light immediately

01:07:46and they will be able to continue recording the announcement.

01:07:48But how are we going to record with that noise?

01:07:50For God's sake, it's not worth the sound.

01:07:52Come over there.

01:07:54What's going on down there?

01:07:56Go away, really.

01:08:00If I thank you for your support,

01:08:01but it's going to be worse.

01:08:02But fight for your rights,

01:08:04that you are not alone.

01:08:05Clear?

01:08:05No, no, yes, yes, yes.

01:08:07Yes, I see that.

01:08:10Come on, come on, let's go.

01:08:12Why are you transsexual?

01:08:14Look, but who are those people?

01:08:16Nothing, some transsexual associations

01:08:18I don't know what they want.

01:08:18Well, there are also gays, lesbians...

01:08:20And those who are against parking meters.

01:08:23I think they made a mistake.

01:08:25You can't fire a goalkeeper

01:08:26for dating a transsexual, man.

01:08:28We are in the 21st century.

01:08:30People!

01:08:31People!

01:08:33Well, who fired?

01:08:34To Emilio?

01:08:35Don't look at me,

01:08:36that I have done nothing.

01:08:37It's that Emilio wanted to break up with Raquel

01:08:39and I didn't know how.

01:08:41God has put the blame on you.

01:08:43She told him that you pressured her.

01:08:45Dad, but it was you

01:08:46that you told me to find an excuse.

01:08:48Damn, no, that one!

01:08:49Emilio, if there is one thing he has been known for,

01:08:51there is always our community

01:08:53It is for tolerance and integration,

01:08:55regardless of sexual orientation

01:08:57of each tenant.

01:08:58Emilio, look what you've caused us.

01:09:00Now we are all losing money.

01:09:01Uh, forgive me, really,

01:09:03but if I wanted to cut

01:09:04in the strictest privacy.

01:09:05Emilio, get out there right now.

01:09:07and say you made it up.

01:09:09Yes, of course, so they can lynch me,

01:09:10Mr. Juan, it's too late to do that.

01:09:13President!

01:09:14President!

01:09:16President!

01:09:17President!

01:09:18President!

01:09:19President!

01:09:19Juan, go out and tell them something

01:09:20that they are going to break down the door on us.

01:09:22Ah, no, no, no, no.

01:09:23You chose Eugenio

01:09:24as president, let him be.

01:09:25Yes, but I don't have your charisma.

01:09:27I appoint you spokesperson.

01:09:28Juan, don't even think about it.

01:09:30put your head out there, huh?

01:09:31What are you going to be a grandfather?

01:09:32They're really pissed off, huh?

01:09:33Yes, and there are some that you don't see.

01:09:35And almost all of them go without heels.

01:09:36Well, someone will have to stand up.

01:09:38by the community.

01:09:39Of course, man.

01:09:40You have my trust.

01:09:41Transgender friends.

01:09:45That's attitude!

01:09:46and not that of a shoemaker.

01:09:48As a spokesperson for this

01:09:49our community,

01:09:50I have to say

01:09:50which is absolutely false.

01:09:52Now you don't deny it.

01:09:53I am the shit!

01:09:55Grab me!

01:09:57Grab me!

01:09:58Thanks to the door!

01:10:00Oh well,

01:10:01This is the gentleman

01:10:01of the rings.

01:10:02It's the battle

01:10:03from the abyss of G.

01:10:04Honey, are you sure?

01:10:08what are you going to do?

01:10:09Yes, yes.

01:10:09I have to stop it.

01:10:10I don't see it.

01:10:11They are all problems.

01:10:12Okay, okay.

01:10:12Well now when he comes

01:10:13the doctor,

01:10:13we tell you

01:10:14and that's it.

01:10:15What a drag!

01:10:16As if you found out my grandfather...

01:10:17Yes, don't think about it anymore.

01:10:22Hello, girls.

01:10:25Eduardo,

01:10:26you see,

01:10:27is that it has arisen for us

01:10:28a little problem

01:10:28with the pregnancy.

01:10:30But who told us?

01:10:31As?

01:10:32Yes, that's why.

01:10:33I had given you an appointment

01:10:33for tomorrow.

01:10:35The implementation

01:10:36has not been successful.

01:10:36The embryo has detached.

01:10:39It's very strange.

01:10:39Our percentage

01:10:40of success

01:10:40is 98%,

01:10:42but these things happen.

01:10:48But don't worry.

01:10:49We have a couple

01:10:50of frozen embryos

01:10:51and we can do

01:10:52a new attempt.

01:10:52No!

01:10:53No, no, no!

01:10:53Destroy those.

01:10:55Yes, but in front

01:10:55of us, huh?

01:10:56Mom, I found myself

01:11:08to Rafael on the stairs.

01:11:09Well, he's delighted.

01:11:11He says he'll call you.

01:11:12to go get some ice cream

01:11:13or to the museum.

01:11:15How cool, huh?

01:11:16That this is going forward.

01:11:17What are you doing?

01:11:22Are you hungry yet?

01:11:24Daughter,

01:11:26everything you told him

01:11:27to Rafael

01:11:28It's what you think of me.

01:11:30As?

01:11:32Sure, you already have a job

01:11:33and you don't need me

01:11:35to pay the mortgage, right?

01:11:36No, no, no.

01:11:38Mom, it's very ugly

01:11:39listening behind the door, huh?

01:11:40Belén, I know I'm not

01:11:42the best mother,

01:11:43but I've always worried

01:11:45for you.

01:11:45Not anymore?

01:11:46I've always been supporting you.

01:11:47Yeah.

01:11:48Suffering with everyone

01:11:49the misfortunes that happened to you.

01:11:51You know

01:11:52that when giving birth

01:11:54were you close to death?

01:11:56Yes, daughter.

01:11:57Your umbilical cord got wrapped around you

01:11:59and they took you out purple, purple.

01:12:01Don't you know what anguish?

01:12:03Your father with diarrhea

01:12:04because of nerves.

01:12:06Mom, I don't know why

01:12:07You bring up that subject now.

01:12:08Belén, I love you very much.

01:12:10And I don't want you to be unhappy

01:12:11because of me.

01:12:12No, but it's not just for you.

01:12:14There are many things.

01:12:15I'm leaving this house.

01:12:18I'm going to change,

01:12:19that I am pathetic.

01:12:28Raquel, listen to me.

01:12:29You have to get out there

01:12:30to talk to those people.

01:12:32They have come to support us.

01:12:34Tell them we're fine,

01:12:35let them get on with their lives.

01:12:36Leave me alone.

01:12:38You have hurt me,

01:12:39you are like the others.

01:12:42Well, I hope so,

01:12:43because this one is much more imbecile.

01:12:45Juan, what do we do now?

01:12:47That they are going to leave

01:12:47those in the advertisement.

01:12:48Of course I know, darling,

01:12:49I'm thinking.

01:12:50Me too.

01:12:51So we called the police.

01:12:52and throw them out with hoses.

01:12:55Let's see,

01:12:55they are here

01:12:56for a good cause.

01:12:58Bad guys are supposed to

01:12:59it's us.

01:13:00It occurred to me

01:13:01an idea that might work.

01:13:02But Concha would have to collaborate.

01:13:04Well, me?

01:13:05So that?

01:13:05Transgender women

01:13:07we are also more equal.

01:13:09Transgender women

01:13:11we are also more equal.

01:13:13We are on the street

01:13:13Disillusionment 21,

01:13:15where several associations

01:13:16of transsexuals

01:13:16are demonstrating

01:13:17against what appears to be

01:13:18a case

01:13:19of workplace discrimination.

01:13:21The community of neighbors

01:13:22has threatened

01:13:23with dismissal

01:13:23to the doorman of the building,

01:13:25apparently,

01:13:26for maintaining relationships

01:13:27with a tenant

01:13:28transsexual.

01:13:29Are you ready,

01:13:30Mrs. Concha?

01:13:31Let it be known that this

01:13:32I do it for the money

01:13:34from the announcement.

01:13:35Open.

01:13:43Please!

01:13:44Please!

01:13:45Shut up for a moment!

01:13:47I know why you are here

01:13:49and I feel very proud.

01:13:52Am

01:13:53transsexual

01:13:55like you.

01:13:57I will understand you

01:13:58better than anybody.

01:13:59What do you say?

01:14:00I was one of the first

01:14:02Spanish women in change

01:14:03of sex.

01:14:04I got an oped in Canada

01:14:05in 58

01:14:07and fleeing

01:14:08of a society

01:14:09that he didn't understand me.

01:14:14Now I ask you

01:14:15that you leave

01:14:17this community.

01:14:20He supports us.

01:14:23Nobody is going to fire

01:14:24to the goalkeeper

01:14:25to leave

01:14:26with a neighbor.

01:14:27Oh!

01:14:28Please,

01:14:28give me an autograph.

01:14:29Oh no!

01:14:30And me too!

01:14:30Brava!

01:14:31Brava!

01:14:32Brava!

01:14:33Brava!

01:14:34Great!

01:14:35Hey?

01:14:36That?

01:14:36Brava!

01:14:37Did it work or not did it work or did it not work?

01:14:38Brava or not it worked?

01:14:38Brava!

01:14:39Brava!

01:14:43Can you go wash now?

01:14:44Everything is arranged.

01:14:45Very sorry,

01:14:46but I have to catch a plane.

01:14:47I have already warned you in all tones.

01:14:49Oh, yeah.

01:14:50But you can come another day, right?

01:14:51Yes, we have nothing better to do.

01:14:54I, honestly, prefer to go to Afghanistan.

01:14:56to make a documentary

01:14:57about Bin Laden's kidney failure.

01:14:59But you'd have to turn us off, wouldn't you?

01:15:00You have been causing trouble

01:15:01to everyone.

01:15:02Ah!

01:15:03Oh, good!

01:15:05But as an experience,

01:15:06Well, it's been nice, hasn't it?

01:15:08Yeah.

01:15:09I've had a good time.

01:15:10But how come the embryo has detached?

01:15:17Are you sure?

01:15:17So there's no more Mariano Jr.?

01:15:19No no.

01:15:19It's been all natural

01:15:20and I haven't done anything.

01:15:21Well, says the doctor

01:15:22which almost never happens to them.

01:15:23It's been amazing.

01:15:24Like a divine intervention.

01:15:27What did you say?

01:15:29Making the Camino de Santiago on all fours,

01:15:31missionary in New Guinea...

01:15:32And what was the other thing?

01:15:34What are you talking about?

01:15:34Yes, damn it.

01:15:40We have to make reforms.

01:15:41We left the house in a loving mood

01:15:43and we swelled up making announcements

01:15:45with famous people.

01:15:46The house is not touched.

01:15:47I like how it is.

01:15:49I would have known.

01:15:50I'm not selling mine.

01:15:53Shell.

01:15:54That?

01:16:04We are now at peace.

01:16:07I told you so.

01:16:09Or I didn't tell you.

01:16:11That this one day put us

01:16:12some against the mailboxes.

01:16:15And what does this one have that didn't fall?

01:16:20He has already finished packing his suitcase.

01:16:21Is he leaving?

01:16:22He's leaving!

01:16:25Lebrín, are you okay?

01:16:26Well no.

01:16:27Why do I have to feel so guilty?

01:16:29Hey?

01:16:29Why, Ana?

01:16:30Because?

01:16:30Because she's your mother

01:16:31and a mother is always loved.

01:16:33Even this one.

01:16:34No, I don't want her.

01:16:35That can't be it.

01:16:36Well, Belén,

01:16:36you have to be strong

01:16:37that you have already done the most difficult part.

01:16:38Hey?

01:16:39Think that a new life

01:16:40He's waiting for us at three.

01:16:41We help you with your mortgage.

01:16:43We all pay for it.

01:16:44But why do I always have

01:16:44to feel so guilty about everything?

01:16:46It happens to you like it does to me.

01:16:47It was the nuns.

01:16:48No, I went to high school.

01:16:59Well, I'm leaving now.

01:17:01Hold on.

01:17:02Hold on.

01:17:02Mom, but take your time.

01:17:04If it's not necessary...

01:17:04No, no, no.

01:17:04Yes, I prefer to go now.

01:17:06that I'm still agile.

01:17:08Mom, I swear I don't think

01:17:09none of those horrible things

01:17:10what I told him.

01:17:11Yes, yes you think them,

01:17:12but nothing happens.

01:17:15Goodbye, daughter.

01:17:17Bye bye.

01:17:18Good luck in life, huh?

01:17:20You too.

01:17:21Bye bye.

01:17:29Adelén.

01:17:29Yeah.

01:17:31Eat those steaks

01:17:32that thawed,

01:17:33that they do not spoil.

01:17:34The truth is that these cookies

01:17:51are quite bad.

01:17:52The nuns with cheese

01:17:54improve a lot.

01:17:55This makes me think

01:17:56about the world

01:17:57from advertising, huh?

01:17:58Well, they have left quite a few.

01:17:59packages over here.

01:18:00At least we're going to get out

01:18:01some of this nonsense.

01:18:02Yes of course.

01:18:04It struck a chord with everyone.

01:18:06But these economic hardships

01:18:07they can teach us

01:18:08many things.

01:18:09They will help us understand

01:18:10how billions live

01:18:11of people all over the world.

01:18:13Can you leave me a little bit?

01:18:13of jam

01:18:14if you would be so kind?

01:18:15Yes, Juan, take it.

01:18:19Isabel, your laundry.

01:18:21And how do you know it's mine?

01:18:24Well, there are a lot of them getting in,

01:18:26it's becoming fashionable

01:18:27eat Che Guevara's.

01:18:29Could you give me a little one?

01:18:30explanation of what this is about?

01:18:32Rafael.

01:18:32It's what we're going through

01:18:34some minor financial problems.

01:18:36They've cut off our water.

01:18:37And well, Isabel distracted you

01:18:39so that we could go up

01:18:40let's clean up a bit

01:18:41and put on a washing machine.

01:18:42It sounds pathetic, right?

01:18:45How much do you need?

01:18:46No, no, no, no, no, no,

01:18:47No, no, Rafael.

01:18:48I cannot accept.

01:18:48With 500 we arrive well

01:18:50on day one.

01:18:52Oh, a thousand.

01:18:53For God's sake.

01:18:54But they are being sold

01:18:55to a manipulative capitalist.

01:18:56Well, Iago,

01:18:57we have already groped the washing machine.

01:18:58What does it matter now?

01:18:59Mariano, but not second.

01:19:05That pregnancy of betrayal

01:19:06It was crazy,

01:19:07couldn't it be?

01:19:07Nature is wise,

01:19:08that embryo was doomed.

01:19:10I had put

01:19:10so many hopes

01:19:11in Mariano Jr.

01:19:12I had even opened it

01:19:14a primer

01:19:14to be able to take him

01:19:15to a fee-paying school.

01:19:17Well, I don't know what the fuck

01:19:17you were going to put it in the booklet.

01:19:19But don't worry,

01:19:20Will someone appear?

01:19:20in his life

01:19:21with whom he proposed

01:19:21a more legal paternity,

01:19:23less kamikaze?

01:19:24No, I'm older now.

01:19:26It will be my pending subject.

01:19:28Leave frozen

01:19:29sperm

01:19:29like Papuchi.

01:19:31Well, we're leaving,

01:19:32We left him with his people.

01:19:33If you need anything...

01:19:34No, you don't finish that sentence.

01:19:36In the end,

01:19:37always manages to make me feel sorry,

01:19:38I don't know how he does it.

01:19:39It is a gift.

01:19:39I envy him.

01:19:40Mariano,

01:19:42is that you were going to have

01:19:42a son with Inga.

01:19:43It was too beautiful

01:19:44to become reality.

01:19:45Well, then let them take me away.

01:19:46the danced.

01:19:47A sperm of mine

01:19:48is circulating

01:19:49in there.

01:19:49Of course,

01:19:50that has been a historic moment,

01:19:51like when they put in

01:19:52a robot camera

01:19:53on the Titanic.

01:19:54I like challenges.

01:19:55Now I'm going to try

01:19:56conquer Inga

01:19:57by myself.

01:19:58Dad, you're like

01:19:59Luke Skywalker, huh?

01:20:00You live in a galaxy

01:20:01very far away,

01:20:02very far, very far.

01:20:03I have seen the good in you, Father.

01:20:04That's why you won't take me

01:20:05before the emperor.

01:20:06It's too late for me,

01:20:09my son.

01:20:10He will teach you

01:20:11the true face

01:20:12of force.

01:20:13Well,

01:20:14the other one is already starting.

01:20:15My Dario,

01:20:16if it is not possible

01:20:17bring up the subject.

01:20:18Me already.

01:20:20Come on, come on.

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