Only Grans

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about elderly women making a killing on OnlyFans. They are known as the "Only Grans' and we have trouble handing some of the content.

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00:00Here, Dave!

00:01Wow, a stocking full of five-hour energy shots?

00:04Yeah, it's actually got all the holiday flavors inside of it,

00:06and you know, I stayed up all night wrapping that, so could you...

00:10Sure.

00:11Oh, no, no, I said all night.

00:14Oh, for God's sakes.

00:22Alright, speaking of hot chicks,

00:25I want you to meet the only grands.

00:28No!

00:32We know each other well.

00:34Sex-positive grandmas getting lit on OnlyFans.

00:45OnlyFans is almost completely associated with young people avoiding normal work life,

00:50but that isn't to say there aren't only grands getting dirty on the internet as well.

00:56Even though Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips dominate OnlyFans,

01:01usually with deliberately divisive stunts and carefully picked viral moments,

01:06it's easy to forget that not all OnlyFans models are created equal.

01:11Each have their own specific motivations and needs for being on the platform.

01:15That's where the only grands come in.

01:20Well, like, to me, like, I know, like, there are the women out there

01:25that are, right now, they're the MILFs, right?

01:29Like, whatever DeVille, her last name is, I think it's DeVille.

01:34Charlie.

01:35She's one of them.

01:37Uh-huh.

01:38It's Kendra Lust.

01:40Like, there's all, yeah.

01:41Corey Chase.

01:42Yes.

01:42All of them.

01:43And they will eventually become Grandma Age, right?

01:48Just a little taste for you.

01:49Oh, my God.

01:51Come on.

01:51They are grandmas.

01:53Oh, no.

01:54That's a super grandma.

01:56You knew about this.

01:57I showed you a Aunt Judy.

02:01Oh, no.

02:03No.

02:05I can't see a grandma cross her legs like that.

02:10Going to Tarrytown.

02:13Oh, my God.

02:14Won't you take me to Tarrytown?

02:17Whoa.

02:18Whoa.

02:19No.

02:20Whoa.

02:20She has, like, a full bottle of wine between her boobs.

02:25She's got jugs.

02:25I'm impressed with the confidence, I have to say.

02:28Oh, my goodness gracious.

02:31That's what my thighs look like.

02:31That's amazing.

02:33Oh, my goodness.

02:34There's a lot of dimples.

02:34Good for them, you know?

02:36I mean, they've got, they just know there's a certain, she is so filtered.

02:40Look at the comments.

02:42Feed me.

02:42Wow.

02:43Sexy.

02:44Heart, heart, heart.

02:45Heart, heart.

02:45Love.

02:46Yummy.

02:47Jason Watson.

02:50Flow me.

02:51What?

02:52Is he foreign?

02:53I think it was, he meant, he was so excited.

02:55Someone wants to be her husband.

02:57I mean, there he's fallen for.

02:59Yeah.

03:01How can't you?

03:05Stop.

03:08Oh, no.

03:09Oh, she's jerking off a bottle.

03:15She's jerking.

03:15Oh, what'd you do with that spoon?

03:17I don't.

03:18Where's that spoon going?

03:19I don't enjoy it.

03:20I really don't.

03:21You ever wanted to be a spoon?

03:22I do.

03:25Oh, my God.

03:25Oh, my goodness.

03:26Oh, she's deep-throating a spoon.

03:28It's not the only thing.

03:32That is crazy.

03:33Good God in heaven.

03:36Grandma.

03:39Oh, that serious face she has.

03:41What?

03:41That seduction.

03:42What?

03:42That seductive face.

03:43Jesus.

03:45Jesus.

03:48They know now what they do.

03:49She's got those varicose vein titties.

03:52Whoa.

03:53They're jerking blue.

03:56Yep.

03:57Like a highway.

04:01No.

04:02Oh, she's in Chuck's t-shirt now.

04:03Please no.

04:05Please no.

04:05Thinking like she's going to take it.

04:06Oh, no.

04:07Oh, she just tightened it up, Chuck.

04:11There's got to be another option.

04:13This isn't the only only grant out there.

04:15Yeah.

04:15Like, what is it?

04:16We're only stuck on one?

04:17We just got stuck on her.

04:19You got to give me some other only grant.

04:20Yeah.

04:21There's Petra.

04:22Petra likes the attention.

04:24She's 68.

04:26Her move into the adult entertainment area came after an injury on her way to work, leaving

04:32her with frozen shoulder.

04:34Frozen shoulder.

04:36Yeah.

04:36She couldn't work anymore.

04:36She had the frozen shoulder, so she got into...

04:39So is it just stuck?

04:41So her shoulder's always down or something?

04:43All of her...

04:44Oh, she's doing the Dave right there.

04:46She is doing the...

04:48Hers isn't as graphic as the others.

04:50No.

04:51Wow.

04:52Hang on to your butts.

04:54Are you ready?

04:55Maybe this one.

04:56Mm-mm.

04:59No.

05:00No.

05:02She's trying too hard.

05:05Oh, no.

05:06I can't.

05:08Stockings.

05:09These people have families?

05:11I don't think I'll ever be horny again.

05:16Oh, man.

05:17I'm now asexual.

05:19Oh, feet.

05:20Oh, my God.

05:21Guys, I can't do old lady feet, man.

05:24Oh, you want to see those go in there, Chuck?

05:26Whoa.

05:27Oh, my goodness.

05:29Nope.

05:29Text me your coffee orders.

05:30Caroline is 72.

05:35She earns $36,000 a month at age 72.

05:40Listen, I can't argue with them if they are making that kind of dough, you know?

05:45Silky Petra's got some wild description on her, like, sex chat.

05:50What does it say?

05:52You want the whole thing?

05:53Just give us the best of it.

05:54She is a mature, very experienced erotic woman who's 69, all natural and hairy, 38-H natural

06:04set of boobs, plus a hairy pee with, ready?

06:09Three-inch hanging labial lips.

06:12Whoa!

06:13Mud flaps, bitch!

06:15Okay, so that's one latte.

06:17Yeah, Lisa texted him.

06:20Oh, no, God.

06:24Is it three-inch?

06:25Is that what you said?

06:25Three-inch.

06:26That's her description.

06:27She's available right now.

06:29Right now?

06:30Yeah, I'm going to call her at the break.

06:32Chuck, could you be with a lady whose flaps were bigger than you?

06:36I could.

06:37I could.

06:39Don't ask him.

06:40Yes, I could.

06:42Is that a grandma?

06:43Yeah.

06:43We joke about three inches being small, but think about how large a three-inch flap.

06:49Oh, yeah.

06:50No, no, no.

06:51Yeah.

06:51It's the size of a mouse.

06:52She's 51.

06:53She's a grandma, but she's Gina Stewart is the world's greatest grand.

06:57But see, this is what I'm saying.

06:58Like, this, but that woman, she will also, 20 years from now, like, are you going to stop

07:04doing porn?

07:05Probably not.

07:05So you just, oh, my God, they love doing the Dave.

07:08What do you not like about it?

07:09They love doing the Dave.

07:10Do you get, like, $2.50?

07:12I could hold it real quick?

07:14No.

07:14You've probably already stolen that much from me, so.

07:18I just want to trade picks with Petra.

07:20Oh, my God.

07:21Trade picks.

07:22Trade picks.

07:22It's an offer.

07:23$2.50?

07:25That's it.

07:26That's it?

07:26How are you making 36 grand?

07:28No, that was a different one.

07:29Oh.

07:30I don't think Petra with the big bush.

07:32You're just buying her a Diet Coke.

07:34Yeah.

07:34I'll pay you back.

07:36I mean, you got to find her mud flaps.

07:37I can't.

07:38Listen.

07:38We got to see her three-inch flappers.

07:41The problem with a lot of this stuff, it is things that I enjoy.

07:45Three-inch flaps?

07:46No.

07:47Not the flaps.

07:49But, like, they'll do the things that if I was attracted to someone, I would love to

07:54watch them do.

07:55You know, like, she was, like, stretching her legs out.

07:58So, fantastic.

08:00You like somebody and they want to do some stretching in front of you, that's great.

08:04Right.

08:04They do the, like, the hot chick moves.

08:06They're doing all of those things, but then it's, like, it, and it screws with your brain

08:12because it's, like, I do not want to see this person do that move.

08:19I don't.

08:22I don't.

08:23Like, I, you know, I don't want to see an old lady.

08:25Jason just did the.

08:26Well, he was freaking out in there.

08:30He was putting his hands up.

08:32You found the flaps?

08:33I found her, but every time I click on something, it gets worse and worse.

08:40Like a virus or something.

08:42Oh, I thought the pictures got worse and worse.

08:44She's got a paywall, man.

08:46She's heavy.

08:47Yeah.

08:48I'll find it.

08:49Find them flaps.

08:50Find them flaps.

08:51I don't need to see them.

08:53But there are guys that love it.

08:55They do.

08:55This guy said I'd love her to wrap her flaps around my wiener.

09:00Like a hot dog.

09:02Yep.

09:02See, there are guys out there.

09:04I mean, everything within reason, you know?

09:07Like, I'm a within reason kind of guy.

09:09Now I can't get horny or eat Arby's ever again.

09:13One of those I'm more upset about than the other, I'm sure.

09:16Yeah.

09:16Arby's.

09:17Yep.

09:17I don't.

09:20I can't.

09:22This one's the worst, though.

09:23Caroline V.

09:24I'm not ready for her to make that kind of money.

09:27I don't.

09:28She must do crazy stuff to make that kind of money.

09:31She's been with over 2,000 men.

09:33Yeah.

09:34She's now among the top 1% earners on the platform.

09:36Is she really only, she is actually only 62?

09:4072.

09:41Oh, okay.

09:4172.

09:43She's, she did us.

09:44She started going to the club at 62.

09:46A swingers club.

09:47She started at 62.

09:47Oh, my God.

09:51I just don't understand.

09:52I go, I'm going to try a swingers club out for the first time.

09:56I walk in and it's these ladies.

10:01And I'm like, yep.

10:03Oh, my God.

10:04Oh, my God.

10:06Oh, my God.

10:08I found her.

10:10Oh.

10:14Oh, boy.

10:19Shoot.

10:20Yep.

10:21You did.

10:22Do you want to see her?

10:24What is happening?

10:25She's got bigger balls than me.

10:27What is happening?

10:31What is happening?

10:35Make it make sense to me.

10:37Make it make sense.

10:39We got to make it bigger and zoom in.

10:41Yeah.

10:41Lisa.

10:42Do it.

10:432,000 guys.

10:452,000 men.

10:47Oh, I don't need to see her.

10:48She's worse on her back.

10:51Dear, look at that view.

10:52You ready?

10:52Holy cow.

10:53You ready to go down?

10:54Holy cow.

10:54Who's the thing took that picture?

10:58He's doing hot swaps.

11:01$2.50.

11:02Oh, that is enough.

11:03I'm with you, Court.

11:05Horniness is a long way away.

11:08Yeah, my penis is now just for visual.

11:12There's no function.

11:13Wild times.

11:14Wild.

11:15The world, you guys.

11:16The world.

11:17I know, man.

11:18It's a mess.

11:19It's a mess.

11:20We'll take a break.

11:23I need to get that lady's butthole out of my head.

11:25Oh, my God.

11:26When we come back.

11:27I need to, whatever was hanging off the front there, I need to.

11:29Lady balls.

11:31I need to try and forget about that.

11:32I need to try and forget about that.

11:35Let's do it.

11:35Let's go.

11:39But now, let's go.

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