00:00buttery vanilla sweet moist the flavor and funfetti vibe of the perfect birthday cake
00:07in a two ounce bottle you're a deeply troubled man yes five hour energy confetti craze
00:15well the reviews are in for the new wuthering heights remake okay with margot
00:29robbie and jacob alorty the review says this they are so hot they self-combust jesus good god
00:39teachers won't be playing this movie in english lit class anytime soon not unless their kink is
00:44angry emails for one it's an r-rated tailing of wuthering heights it has a healthy amount of sex
00:52scenes far more than that is in the novel because the novel has zero okay we're just gonna add some
00:59sex absolutely they did okay and that's not the only bold departure from the victorian era source
01:05material they say there is a lot more modern sexuality added into it plot lines got chopped
01:15the cast of characters has been streamlined the costumes are period accurate okay to a degree
01:23uh but not they've made them sexier okay well you know how to get people to watch i guess yeah
01:29they say it's a sexy funny ravishing dark revision well i think that victorian era can be pretty hot
01:39just normally right like those they got the dresses with the boobs yes you know so they've made that even
01:48hotter okay the guy's really hot so that helps you know i don't know who that guy is i don't uh are
01:56you into that dude like you think he's a good-looking dude yeah i think yeah yeah um he fresh off a golden
02:02globe proved himself a rising star let me guess really tall dark hair you know he's the salt burn
02:09guy oh salt burn i mean i haven't seen it obviously one of your favorite movies but i think he's been
02:15really growing on me lately i hated him a year ago but now i kind of want him to be the next bond
02:20really i can see it because he's he's suave he's charismatic he's good looking yeah but the two of
02:28them right now they're doing this promo for this movie and it's doing like the whole
02:31they're into each other glenn powell are they together are they together what's going on but
02:36she's married right right she's married but there's a lot of weird there is like weird sexual
02:41tension between it's just the new thing why is that the new promo because we're so because we're so
02:45dumb that we just we instantly share that 100 billion times like oh my god there's it looks like
02:53they're on fire you know it's like god we're so dumb they say for anyone worried that jacob
02:58lordy and margot robbie wouldn't spark well they positively self-combust you can feel the sexual
03:04tension through the screen it was like the lady gaga and and what's his name bradley cooper thing
03:11after their movie together and they even knew like listen like we're just we're still just acting
03:16like it's just acting yeah withering heights comes out this friday no idea what that's about
03:21i remember girls in school reading this i never read it myself i think it was i didn't read it no
03:27i never read it doesn't it doesn't seem like it would be for me a period piece
03:35the trailer was pretty hot i saw some clips of just like her and i guess him so and it was like
03:45i don't know what this is but that's not bad what would make you see this movie nothing margot
03:51robbie's beat no you just see the clips hold on a second i wasn't ready for this one lise i've just
03:56we've seen most of her sure chuck is that the premiere sure i will okay i mean i wasn't ready
04:04for that one no one is margot robbie's behold is featured in this what it's not i mean i don't know
04:10that would be funny you tell him that he watches the whole movie and that's not what are you talking
04:14about i never saw you wait you son of a bitch you son of a bitch chuck sits through withering
04:20heights just hoping to see more where's the butthole winking heights oh my god i i throw everyone's
04:28popcorn everywhere you're screaming in the theater where's the butthole show us the butthole
04:34he's texting me i'm like oh did you stay for the post credits scene hold on i'll sit back down
04:40hold on i'll sit back down he goes to see it again
04:42the rage damn you dave the rage that i would have i'm only here for the butthole you guys
04:51like butthole there's no butthole in this what
04:56no i mean no there's nothing there's nothing
05:02even a butthole where's the butthole they promised me a butthole let me go
05:07get your hands off me get him out of here he's causing a disturbance that's the second time he's
05:14done this today i'd fall for it all too because i was like david oh well did you go to the matinee
05:22yeah i did oh you have to go at night for them to show the butthole really yeah there's a different
05:27version so that like makes to make sure that the kids don't see the butthole okay i'll go again
05:32tonight and he said through the whole movie every time because you just in case you don't want to
05:38you can't miss something like that you have to go to the bathroom i'm in a diaper
05:43i can't miss the butthole i'm sorry everyone i can't miss the butthole
05:51i have an upset stomach oh no he poops himself oh and it's two hours and 16 minutes oh it's so long
06:01i know lisa likes these period peace let's see if you would like this here okay
06:06well i don't like i don't like it so far wearing a tablecloth skirt should you do heathcliff i like
06:13that more if you were rich hold on i suppose i do what all rich men do
06:22he's seven foot two live in a big house
06:26i'm gonna be cruel to my servant
06:30yep that's fine take a wife
06:35a wife what wife
06:39heathcliff
06:42you're not enough
06:44not for her
06:47oh my that was from uh the back
07:12um
07:13what
07:14what
07:14heathcliff
07:15heathcliff
07:19inspired by the greatest love story
07:25of all time
07:27backdoor style
07:30what did you do
07:30with extra butthole
07:32why did you betray your own heart
07:34we're gonna get banned for just playing this stupid song it looked like we were inside of one of
07:42courts dreams
07:43yeah it was a court fever dream
07:46don't wake me
07:47yeah especially when the guy rode off into the sunset
07:52that's his that's my dream
07:54that's his dream
07:54so join chuck and a bunch of middle-aged women this weekend
07:57yeah
07:57he sees wuthering
07:59no like there's no there's just no chance of me watching that at all i would like if jason finds the nudes he can go ahead and right you know let me know
08:07i'll give you the sizzle reel
08:10thank you
08:10that's all i need
08:12he always brings the sizzle
08:13i mean i don't
08:14you know i don't believe in love guys
08:16yes we know
08:17we know
08:17but what about lust
08:18that's fine
08:20he does believe in lust
08:21that's fine
08:21but i can't handle it
08:22but i can't handle it
08:24i can't handle it
08:26i gotta stay away from lust as much as possible
08:28yeah the only trailer chuck watches is backdoor horrors
08:33it's a different movie
08:36it's a much different movie
08:37it's not up for any oscars or anything
08:39it has not
08:40maybe uh
08:40what are they called avn
08:41yeah avn awards
08:42yeah very nice
08:43video news awards
08:44very good
08:45good for that
08:46very nice
08:47expect to see that soon
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