00:08all right someone asked this question online what's something you do when you're completely
00:13alone that you'd never admit to anyone in real life well we don't want to know that yeah we do
00:22what's something you do when you're completely alone that you'd never admit to anyone in real
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01:04anyway i know jason does a
01:12big celebratory i thought we were talking about our stuff didn't we want to hear from the people
01:19well yeah but we got to get started here no sometimes i will uh you know yeah i don't think
01:24you care though well no i also don't think someone's watching me yeah when i'm in here
01:29right well i'm not watching you but okay i have peripheral vision so if something is like this
01:34i'm like what happened i did something that i was happy about so i had i went i didn't make
01:40a noise
01:43what's wrong with that we're gonna hear from people who are putting fingers in their butts and
01:47all sorts of stuff i know so yeah sometimes i get myself a fist pump puts his fist in the
01:52air is
01:52like the nicest thing we'll hear sometimes when i'm alone um just by myself i'll work really hard
02:00at something which is a shocker yeah that is a real real real if you're interested in something
02:08that's the thing you will work hard obsessively he's never been interested i will no i don't care
02:14about the show i never once have never been interested no no no but projects and something
02:20like oh yeah oh my god you're gonna get your film he will he'll be all in on it yeah
02:26uh someone said um
02:28oh my god a lot of people jesus yeah oh yeah some stuff right off the top yeah not as
02:34bad as a fist
02:35pump a lot of people guys come on scratch my nuts and smell my fingers smell my hand after scratching
02:43my nuts it's like a big they just want to make sure it doesn't i think they i think it
02:47does smell
02:48and they enjoy like the smell yeah i think so they're nuts
02:53you like the smell of your nuts huh you're scratching them nuts because you like it
02:59you like that smell you're perfect mine of course is the noise i make when i go to bed
03:05yeah it's terrible it's really terrible
03:12like every night every night i think so i think so it's the greatest feeling in the world
03:21it's so crazy because it sounds like uh like a cookie monster sesame street yeah yeah sesame
03:27street that's where it's from probably probably been doing it since he's napping as a kid
03:32did they do that sesame street i think they did probably didn't burt and ernie do they might
03:37have when they were getting in bed together they would go to bed together i don't know did
03:41they make cookie monster sounds let's see burt and ernie go to bed burt and ernie's bed sounds
03:47well things everything is different and everything is changed it's just like mixing it together
03:52like the the whole show right it's probably cookie monster i'm thinking of too but burt and
03:57ernie did they look at see they always go have their little bedtime that is weird you guys they
04:02were like we had supper beds i think they eventually were like they're together yeah eventually they
04:08were like what no they never came out what are you talking about they did burt and ernie never
04:13came out as partners did they not come out i'm pretty sure they did no i'm pretty sure they said
04:18i just always thought they were i didn't even think it was a thing to come out i just i'm
04:26pretty
04:26sure they did did burt and ernie no they never came out they don't really have a writer a former
04:34writer claimed he viewed them as a loving gay couple but sesame workshops stated they are not
04:39gay they have no sexual orientation they're just nbc news what does that say indeed a gay couple
04:462018 well that's this guy this is a former writer in 2018 okay see i think it's everything is different
04:52and everything has changed that's fine like when i watched it it was just i was like oh they're just
04:57i don't know i never thought about it i'm like cool they're going to sleep you know why that is
05:03because when we were watching well no because when we were watching we would do things like oh i'm gonna
05:10go to a sleepover at my buddy's house yeah and you'd go sleep over and i feel like burt and
05:15ernie just
05:15always seem like oh that's just they're older but they're just having a sleepover you know you didn't
05:21realize it's like there's a lot more going on than sleep in that room
05:29okay jesus noises
05:36talk about noises
05:39yikes backside eating noise yeah that is not backside eating noise don't ruin my comfy night noise
05:46that's it i don't even want to know what you're doing with the next idea
05:50really
05:55you have a chuckle over here
05:58uh what we're doing having chuckles you're having chuckles exactly uh this person says when
06:02i'm alone i look at tons of hot clown girl pictures can't get enough of it no idea why and
06:08i don't like clowns yeah i have a couple clown chicks that are always suggested for me but
06:13i think it's that weird like goth mommy crossover yeah into like harley quinn you know like harley
06:22quinn goth mommy it did they it's tough it gets gets mixed up the algorithm it gets confused sure
06:29i reset my algorithm by the way how'd you do that well you can go in there's settings you can
06:33do it
06:34because i was just like so it's so bad it was so bad start that i was like no can
06:39we just i was
06:41like there's got to be a way to do it and there is a way to do it so it's
06:45like oh now i'm seeing like
06:46random things i'd rather see more random things than like just okay yes is it you're showing slips like
06:52i don't need 95 percent of a hot chick in a bikini i don't need 95 percent of it want
07:00some other things
07:01show me something funny every once in a while show me a cat uh the question right now is what's
07:07the weirdest thing you do when you're all alone someone says i practice mongolian throat singing
07:14is that what that is is that
07:19something like that something along those lines oh the who
07:26that's female here we go with traditional instrument let's see this guy
07:34you do not that person does not do that call in and do it yeah if you do it you
07:39have to call in and
07:40do it prove it prove it prove it leave you 1-855-954-6969 well alas
07:52what a strange thing to do there's somebody walked in on you doing this no okay what's
07:59that or my this no you're well it's weirder but the full context i'm way more creeped out by dave
08:07than i am by this guy he's got an instrument out of town if dave was doing this
08:14that's weird i'd take the num num num i feel like i'd let him do this that no no no
08:21no you walk in
08:23the studio and dave's doing this if dave was on the couch and had a little blankie and and he
08:29put
08:30his things like i'm like i'm sorry i'd rather he had this instrument and he was going to town in
08:36here
08:36i'm like uh dave's into that they wanted to bet and it changed everything i swear to god this is
08:45so much more normal to me this is like a talent this is creepy that's so weird what about you
08:53jason
08:55i'd rather you mongolian throat sing come on really picturing you guys getting ready for bed
09:06and you're like that don't give me the shivers this big like six five guys and he sleeps on his
09:11side too like a little tiny like completely straight i don't like it and to know you do it
09:18every night i'd rather you be throat singing it's too bad all this is copyright protected it's not
09:26no way guy on a mountain no way it didn't seem tough to throat sing you don't think not if
09:34you have
09:34a deep deeper voice isn't that all it is i don't know i mean i think it's something i think
09:38they're
09:38doing something in their in their throat this person call yet no no no um i don't think our
09:46phone lines are working to tell you the truth that's why no one's been calling oh well i don't
09:49know who's that or they don't listen it says not connected is it working the jokes uh oh wait
09:58yeah it works we still have phones i don't know my handsets
10:02we got important stuff we need our phones we gotta need mongolian throat singers to call in
10:10guys come on put our case together who needs more of a case than that
10:16there he is he's joined us now so sir you do this alone yes you do pretty good of course
10:25chuck can
10:25imitate it yeah he said i have to be totally alone no one knows i can do it i can't
10:29even do it around
10:30my dogs because they freak out yeah oh yeah yeah your dogs would freak out like what the hell are
10:36you
10:36doing yeah i mean it's i mean it's it is nuts
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