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00:00Yes, it's me!
00:03Welcome, everybody, to Willem's Dark Room Duel.
00:06It's everybody's favorite male strip show.
00:09That's not just because it's the only one.
00:11It's because I'm fucking here.
00:13It's mostly the strippers.
00:14Actually, it's all the strippers.
00:16Each week, two male strippers will strip for the attentions
00:19and the adolations of me and my sexpert judges.
00:22The dancer with the highest score will be invited back
00:24to compete in our semifinals at the end of this season.
00:27The ultimate winner of Willem's Dark Room Duel
00:30will be named King of the Dark Room, according to Pride.com,
00:33and they will receive a fabulous prize package,
00:35including a year's supply of pure-for-men capsules,
00:38bum balm, and body scrub,
00:40a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:44Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers,
00:47and that's why every week the dancer voted off
00:50will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Q Care.
00:53Most importantly, the winner of Willem's Dark Room Duel
00:56will get to appear live with me on stage,
01:00opening for me at one of my shows!
01:03Got a dollar?
01:05You didn't come for rules.
01:07You came for bulge and ass.
01:09Let's do it!
01:11Bring on the judges!
01:13Our nightlife impresorio!
01:15Meatball!
01:17You better walk!
01:18I am!
01:19Yes!
01:20Oh, you look so good!
01:21Oh, my God, I love your costume!
01:22Thank you, I love yours!
01:24Thanks!
01:25Mudang, right?
01:26Yes!
01:27Love it!
01:28Do you want me to take that for you?
01:30Yes, please!
01:31Thanks!
01:32Our expert in mail stripping, Yoni!
01:42Next up is our performance expert, Mama Mamba!
01:45You may have seen her on Slag Wars!
01:50She won!
01:51Oh, me!
01:52Oh, give me the tassel!
01:53Oh, you got so many boobs!
01:54Yeah!
01:55You got more boobs than me!
01:57You look so beautiful!
01:59See you over there!
02:01Mm-hmm!
02:04Our expert in all things adult entertainment and beyond!
02:08Raheem!
02:14I felt the ground shake!
02:15It's heavy!
02:16I'm never gonna wash my face again.
02:19Y'all, I'm so excited because tonight's theme is dark-sided!
02:24Dark-sided!
02:25Dark-sided strippers!
02:28Dark-sided strippers!
02:30Dark-sided!
02:31They're dark-sided!
02:34So it's spooky ooky, it's scary, you may wanna take solace in mother's bosom.
02:41Please put them together and make a clap, hands or ass, for Blaine Petrovia!
02:50Hi, Blaine!
02:51Hi, William!
02:52How are you?
02:53Thank you for coming to Willem's Dark Room Duel!
02:55Thank you for inviting me!
02:56Next up, we have Johnny Moon!
03:01Oh!
03:02Oh, my God!
03:03Wow!
03:04Oh, hi, beautiful ladies!
03:05Oh, hi!
03:06And meatballs!
03:07Hi!
03:08You forgot your pants!
03:10No!
03:14That's the marketing genius!
03:17Johnny Moon, where are you from and how long you've been stripping?
03:20I'm from Portland and I've been stripping for seven years now.
03:23Thank you so much!
03:24And Blaine Petrovia!
03:26Did you start in Russia?
03:27I did, actually.
03:28And then they kicked me out for being gay.
03:30They couldn't take it?
03:31They couldn't take it.
03:32They couldn't take it?
03:33Yes.
03:34So where can we find you now dancing?
03:35All over New York City, all over America.
03:37Boxers!
03:39Pieces!
03:40The monster.
03:41Don't talk about meatball.
03:42Okay.
03:43So, are there any kinks or fetishes that you're going to maybe incorporate into your act or
03:49maybe in the judges' room later?
03:52Fisting.
03:53Sign me up.
03:54Roaming.
03:55Roaming.
03:56Judges, do we have any fetishes or kinks or maybe just things out of the ordinary that would be fun for sex?
04:04The worst thing about me is I like getting my toes nibbled on.
04:07Oh, yeah.
04:08I like that, too.
04:09I like feet.
04:10I've recently gotten into feet.
04:11As long as you have the right dip in sauces.
04:14Strippers, if you were to have Raheem's foot in your mouth, what would you say?
04:18Oh, wow.
04:19Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
04:20Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
04:21This little kid you went to the market.
04:23Oh, this little kid you went hard.
04:25You know what to say about big feet?
04:28Big heart.
04:29Big heart.
04:30Blaine, what's one piece of strip club etiquette you want the whole world to know?
04:35Don't stand on the front if you're not tipping.
04:38Don't stand on the fucking front if you're not tipping.
04:40Make way for the money.
04:41Go to the bat.
04:42Go to the bar.
04:43Go to the bar.
04:44Mm-hmm.
04:45It doesn't matter where you are, if you're vacationing, what have you.
04:48Tip your fucking dancers.
04:49Tip your fucking performers.
04:50And support trans men and women if they happen to be dancing there.
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:55It's time for our lap dance challenge.
04:57Now, this is just a little activity to get the judges warmed up for your main stage later.
05:01So, make sure your hands aren't cold.
05:04You'll both have one minute to seduce the judges with some cake.
05:08Blaine, you're first up.
05:09Please go fetch our cake.
05:13Seems like he's already got a bakery behind him.
05:15Ah.
05:21Yes, work that ponytail.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35He's so strong.
05:37Oh.
05:38I hope he's on doxing.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41He's so strong.
05:43Oh.
05:44I hope he's on doxing.
05:45Oh.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:50Oh, my God.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54He's so strong.
05:59I hope he's on doxing.
06:01Was that the end of it?
06:17Can I just have a moment?
06:24Ghislaine, thank you so much.
06:28Amazing.
06:29Johnny, it's your turn.
06:30Please hit the stage, and not the judges.
06:32Hit it.
07:08It's a full moon tonight, and a new moon.
07:29Judges, what are your first impressions of our entertainers tonight?
07:32Meatball.
07:33You are both very fun, very funny.
07:35When you were over here, both of you were making very funny comments.
07:38I cannot wait to see what the final performance is.
07:41Yoni.
07:41So entertaining, so fun.
07:43Killed it.
07:44I'm very much enjoying this energy from both of you, and I like the way you're bouncing
07:47off each other as well.
07:49Yeah, you guys seem ready.
07:50And Johnny, look, you got meatballs.
07:53She ain't even got to wait for Dick.
07:54It's right there.
07:56This mini challenge was, I think, my favorite one of the seasons so far.
07:59Are you ready for the main stage?
08:01Because that was hot.
08:01I can't wait to see what you bring.
08:02Please go back to the glory hole and prepare for your main talent entry competition pageant
08:07award exhibition.
08:12Those boys reminded me of the good old days at a bar called FUBAR.
08:15I remember I was blowing somebody, and then someone came out to take a piss, and I'm like,
08:19I'm trying to do work here.
08:20I'm a blow job.
08:22Someone came out?
08:23The back alley of FUBAR was kind of like a urinal slash glory hole, depending on who you
08:27were with.
08:28You were sucking somebody in the back alley?
08:31Yes.
08:31Okay.
08:32Don't act like you're above it.
08:34No.
08:34He could be above it, and I'd put it in my mouth.
08:39When's the last time everybody fucked?
08:41I fucked this morning, really nicely.
08:44Yeah, and I still don't have change.
08:45I'm sorry.
08:47Meatball, what about you?
08:48Um, it was about two days ago when I hired a hooker who was also a stripper, and I had
08:54a threesome with my New York boyfriend.
08:56Does everybody know?
08:57Does everyone know what?
08:58Never mind.
09:00Now, since this is Hollywood, I have a little question.
09:03I'm a big name dropper.
09:04Has anyone ever fucked a celebrity?
09:06I have my eyes on one right now.
09:08Oh, yes.
09:09Oh, oh, oh.
09:10Yes.
09:11You don't know, but I'm winking.
09:13Oh, yeah.
09:13We can tell.
09:15Welcome back for the main strip portion of our program.
09:19Blaine Petrovian!
09:20Please, please go, baby.
09:34Yeah.
09:34Go up the pole.
09:36All the way up!
09:37Oh, my goodness.
09:57Wow, you are strong.
10:00Oh, my goodness.
10:05That is amazing.
10:07I'm impressed.
10:07Oh, wow.
10:31Wow.
10:32Wow.
10:32Wow.
10:33Wow.
10:33Wow.
10:34Wow.
10:34Wow.
10:35Wow.
10:35Wow.
10:36Wow.
10:36Wow.
10:37Wow.
10:37Wow.
10:38Oh.
10:38Oh.
10:39Mm-hmm.
10:39Uh-huh.
10:40Stimulation.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Is he going to jump from there?
10:48Woo!
10:49Oh.
10:50Oh.
10:51Oh.
10:52Oh.
10:53Oh.
10:54Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:56Oh.
10:57Oh.
10:58Oh.
10:59Oh.
11:00Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:02Oh.
11:03Oh.
11:04Oh.
11:05Oh.
11:06Oh.
11:07Oh.
11:08Oh.
11:09Oh.
11:10Oh.
11:11Oh.
11:12Oh.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh.
11:15Oh.
11:16Oh.
11:17Oh.
11:18Oh.
11:19Oh.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22That was impressive.
11:23Yeah, your pussy came out.
11:25That's good.
11:26That gets extra points.
11:27Pussy points.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Thank you so much for your contribution to the arts.
11:31We've cleaned the pole and we're ready for a dirty time.
11:34Next up to the stage, Johnny Moon.
11:41I don't know.
11:44Malties.
11:45Oh, I know.
12:46That's right, baby.
12:58That's how you do it.
13:10Amazing.
13:10That's gorgeous.
13:22Mmm.
13:24That would be something to do.
13:30Oh, no.
13:32Oh, this is wild.
13:34Amazing.
13:36That's incredible.
13:52Yes.
13:54Thank you so much, Johnny.
13:58That was great.
14:00Now, far be it from me to be a judgmental gay, but we got meatball over here.
14:05And that's what I'm here to do.
14:07No, Blaine, I thought that was absolutely incredible.
14:10Your athleticism on the pole is admirable.
14:14Your attitude and your level of comedy while doing it and checking in with the judges, I felt really in touch with you while you were doing it.
14:22I felt like I was kind of part of the act.
14:24Yoni, what did you think of Blaine's performance?
14:26Do you think he could work at one of your clubs?
14:28Oh, most definitely.
14:29It was amazing.
14:31Everything on point, you hear the movements with the music.
14:36I just wish you would have something to take off.
14:40Because at the end of the day, we're still in a strip show competition.
14:44And then you came out the same way as you finish.
14:47This is a very tough competition between you two.
14:51Mama, what did you think of Blaine's show?
14:52I'm obsessed.
14:53I think I'm in love, actually.
14:54That was some of the most beautiful pole work I've ever seen.
14:59It was absolutely stunning.
15:00My only critique would be, I wish you went more on the theme.
15:03The theme was dark-sided.
15:04You could have took that so much further.
15:06Raheem, what did you think of Blaine's acrobatics?
15:10I'm tired for it.
15:11Listen, I work out.
15:12This must just be for aesthetic, because I could never do that.
15:16I could never.
15:16The arm strength.
15:17I don't know how you do that.
15:19I'm impressed, though.
15:20It was very good, very energetic.
15:22Even your personality, the energy came through.
15:24How didn't that ball fly up and hit you in the nose?
15:27It didn't, because it's a mic.
15:29Oh.
15:30Now, I know a mic who hits me in the nose sometimes.
15:34Johnny, have you ever met a meatball you didn't like?
15:38No.
15:38Good, because here's a nice one.
15:39Meatball, what did you think about Johnny Moon?
15:41I thought that was absolutely incredible, Johnny.
15:44You were very on theme.
15:45It was about being dark-sided, so pulling out the blood.
15:48It was incredible.
15:49And then you bent over and blasted us your perfect little butthole.
15:54It was a moment.
15:54It's so gorgeous.
15:55It was a moment.
15:56What do you do for that?
15:57And what can I do to help mine out?
15:59You find nice tops.
16:01Honestly, I have, like, regular tops that just come over and massage my prostate for hours on end.
16:07Like, they literally just sit in there for hours.
16:09We're soaking.
16:09It's a gorgeous butthole.
16:11It's a gorgeous body.
16:12You were great up there.
16:13And it really told a story.
16:14I did think you were going to fist yourself when you pulled that glove out.
16:17And I was very upset when nothing happened.
16:20Me too.
16:20Yoni, what do you think?
16:22I gotta say that it's probably my most favorite act of the whole season.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28Really?
16:28Yes.
16:29You got everything on point.
16:31Taking off, then adding something.
16:33You are a professional.
16:35It's amazing.
16:35You did amazing.
16:36Great, great, great job.
16:37Honestly, it was absolutely amazing.
16:39I enjoyed every second of it.
16:41I love the energy you have.
16:42Like, you have such a good personality as well.
16:44And it really shines through when you're performing.
16:45I think I should put my mom back.
16:49Raheem, what did you think of our young Jenny Moon?
16:52Again, I'm impressed with the arm strength and the stamina.
16:55But it was very entertaining to see mama's face when you pulled out the glove.
16:59I want to see this hole that everybody's talking about.
17:00The booty hole was...
17:01It's very nice.
17:02It's going to spread it wide.
17:04Oh, wow.
17:05That's totally not a tire fire at all.
17:07It's beautiful.
17:08I know.
17:08It's gorgeous.
17:09I love that.
17:11Judges, tonight we're judging on skill and star power.
17:14Please lock in your scores for Blaine.
17:18Eyes on your own paper, Meatball.
17:22Meatball, scores for Blaine, please.
17:26Ten.
17:27Ten.
17:28Nine.
17:29Mama.
17:31Ten.
17:32Raheem.
17:34Nine.
17:35I love you.
17:36Raheem.
17:36Blaine.
17:37Blaine, you have a 38.
17:38Johnny, you need a 39 to move into the semifinals.
17:42Judges, can we please have the scores for Johnny?
17:46Ten.
17:47Meatball got a ten.
17:48Yoni.
17:49I'm going to give you a ten.
17:51Mama.
17:53Ten.
17:53Raheem.
17:54The nudity and the blood made a difference.
17:57Ten's across the board.
17:59That means Johnny is our winner.
18:01But nobody goes home empty-handed on Willem's Dark Room Duel.
18:05The good people at Q Care make sure you got a little walking around money so you can hit
18:09a few tables on the way home.
18:10$2,000 worth of tables, to be exact.
18:15Yes.
18:18Yes.
18:22Q Care would love to present you with this check for $2,000.
18:25Johnny, you're going to be headed to our semifinals with a lot of incredible other performers.
18:30Meatball will be there, too.
18:32Johnny, how are you feeling?
18:34Really good, but honestly, dude, you fucking killed that.
18:36Like, absolutely fucking destroyed that.
18:38No, you're right.
18:41Solidarity among strippers.
18:43We love that.
18:44When I said, how are you feeling, I meant, do you have any feeling left in the cock after
18:48the cock?
18:48No, it's hurting.
18:50Mangled.
18:51Yeah.
18:51Johnny, you are one step closer to the finals.
18:55Now, judges, just to refresh your memory, coming up in the semifinals, we have R-Train.
19:02Scoobin' Von Doobin!
19:03Scoobin' Von Doobin!
19:06Grease right out.
19:07Biceps, biceps, boo-boo-boo-boo-biceps.
19:10And Johnny Moon!
19:12Yay!
19:13Okay, let's roll those credits so we can dance on these men!
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