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00:00We are back in the workroom and Nyambella has just sent Viola home and that means I get another
00:10rail to put my clothes on. That's really bad. God bless her. I'm gonna mess her. Well, looks like
00:19there's one more fallen angel. I love the pants of every one of you. Make me proud by Kiss Kiss.
00:26We love you Viola. We love you Viola. We should all play the smallest violin in her honour.
00:31Oh, she just says a big one.
00:33Do that.
00:39She came in playing the violin and she left a massacred teddy bear.
00:46Oh well.
00:48Bye.
00:49Bye bye. We love you.
00:51You're awfully good at that. This is fabulous.
00:54Oh my fuck, I'm getting a free shirt.
00:59Work diva.
01:00And that's how it's done.
01:01Yes bitch.
01:02I'm honestly devastated. Viola was a good friend of mine in the competition and there was no denying she was one fierce queen. But Nyambella killed the lip sync.
01:11Can we just give it up for Nyambella?
01:14You were feeling it during that lip sync.
01:16Thank you. I was feline.
01:20Meow.
01:21And Rue did say this week that she felt like this was like a new beginning for you.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Well, you know, I was hoping she would have put me in the bottom then.
01:27It's quite hard because I think the queens are looking at me like that cute little trinket thing that's in the background.
01:32KK.
01:33KK.
01:34Fun to be around but I don't think they're particularly seeing me as like any kind of threat at this point.
01:39Congratulations, boys.
01:41Thank you everyone.
01:43How are you feeling?
01:44I'm feeling good. It just feels so nice to be seen.
01:47I'm so happy for Bones that she's getting her flowers. She really slayed the challenge.
01:50But it's really hard to take her seriously in this moment because she's dressed as an old man's ballsack.
01:56Paige, how are you? So close again.
01:58I know.
01:59Did so well.
02:00And then at the end of the day, I'm so happy for you.
02:02Thank you babes.
02:03I obviously wanted it.
02:05But like, I'm cool with it.
02:08I really am.
02:10Trying to sell myself I'm all good.
02:13And I am.
02:14Bye.
02:19I'm completely cool.
02:21Paige is a liar and the truth is not in her. That bitch is livid.
02:24She wanted to win this and I think she needs to be honest.
02:27We're all quite lucky now because all of us have really been critiqued now, except Alexa.
02:32Except me.
02:34But I will say I might not have had a critique, but some people, no shade.
02:39I've had a critique, but it's been a bottom critique.
02:42Fucking hell.
02:43No shade, girl.
02:44This is not what I intended my experience to be like.
02:47I'm really glad I'm still here, but.
02:49Hello.
02:50How can you miss me?
02:51I need to get her to dry garden.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Get out of my way.
02:56Whoa.
02:59Ow, ow.
03:00I was this close to getting that badge.
03:02It's thing one.
03:03Thing one.
03:04I would've, I would've got it.
03:06Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
03:08I'm going to have to up the ante.
03:10Lies out.
03:12I just need some queens to move out the way.
03:14And look me up it.
03:17This is what happens when you win.
03:19That's what's happening soon on RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
03:24Keep watching.
03:27The animals coming far.
03:28Hurrah.
03:29The animals coming far.
03:30It's a new day in the workroom and I am so confident.
03:33We have a new challenge this week and I cannot wait to see what it is.
03:36Because I'm ready to shine.
03:38Well, Miss Bones, our new badge winner.
03:41Yes.
03:42I do have a question.
03:43This next challenge, are you going to be doing it in a British accent or an American accent?
03:47Whatever they need me to do.
03:48An Irish accent.
03:49To win the challenge.
03:50If I need to be an Irish accent, I can do that as well.
03:54Now I want to go down a little bit of a different route because I've noticed some little feelings.
03:57And I'm going to bring it to Tayris and Katrin.
04:01Oh.
04:02Do I sense a little, um, sexy?
04:05A little...
04:07Is that industry terms?
04:09Do you fancy each other?
04:13I mean, come on, you say it.
04:15Listen, I'm a man who likes men.
04:22I look at her drag and I see Manly Man.
04:27Mum is hungry and when I'm starved, I wouldn't mind a bit of Welsh rare bit.
04:31Do you know what I mean?
04:33What do you have to say about this?
04:34I mean, yeah, she's pretty, isn't she?
04:37Or is she Katrin Fu in?
04:41I don't know what's going on with Katrin and Tayris, but I do not want to hear any more of it.
04:46I'm a firm believer if sister dick will make you sick.
04:49This is like mixing alcohol.
04:51It's a bit risky.
04:52I wouldn't really do it.
04:54I'm kind of for it.
04:56Actually, to be honest, I'd be quite happy for them to get busy with each other because it takes them away from the competition.
05:01You focus on each other's divas, go for it.
05:03I'm not here to find a boyfriend.
05:04I'm here to win 25k.
05:06So let's use this one.
05:08Oh!
05:09Come on out of the room!
05:12What could it be?
05:13Her majesty that I read in it had hers.
05:17My queen.
05:19Now they say everyone has one good book in them.
05:23Book.
05:24What I want to know is how do they get it out?
05:26Oh!
05:27Eww!
05:30A book!
05:31What does it mean?
05:32A book in them!
05:33Are we having a fist in a show?
05:35Hello, hello, hello!
05:37Hi!
05:39This is a soup honey.
05:42Good morning, queens.
05:43Good morning!
05:45Now, if there's one thing the Brits can't get enough of, it's a naughty novel.
05:50Oh!
05:52From a Jilly Cooper to a Jackie Collins.
05:55Y'all are horny.
05:58So for this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in Mother Tucker's.
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:07A steamy three-part TV series set in the glamorous world of 1980s erotic fiction.
06:15Oh!
06:18Finally an acting challenge!
06:19I am going to bloody smash this.
06:22I'm getting a bit of Joan and Jackie Collins, those lucky bitches.
06:26Now this is your chance to overact your way to superstardom.
06:32Hashtag Drag Race UK.
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:35Bones.
06:36As the winner of last week's challenge, you get to decide the teams.
06:41Ooh!
06:42Okay!
06:43Shenanigans!
06:44First, name a team of four.
06:47Hmm.
06:48I feel like she's going to be very strategic with this.
06:51Or she's going to go with the same group that she went for last week.
06:55But, I think she should pick me.
06:57Okay, this will be my team.
06:58And it's going to be me.
07:00Elle.
07:01Selexa.
07:02Yes, baby!
07:03And...
07:05I'm Paige.
07:06Oh, hey!
07:08Okay.
07:09Move aside, Julie Cooper.
07:10The mother tuckers are in town.
07:13I'm ready to get steamy and scandalous.
07:16And now, the remaining teams.
07:18I think we're just going to split the line down the middle.
07:20So, we'll do Bonnie, Taris, and Sal.
07:22Oh, okay.
07:23And then, Chai, Kat, and Nyong.
07:25Aw, diva!
07:27I don't really care about the other groups.
07:28I care about mine.
07:30I think Bones has picked her friends, the people she's most comfortable performing with.
07:34Which is fair enough for her, but she definitely hasn't picked the strongest ones.
07:38So, Selexa Diction, Paige3, Elvos, and Bones.
07:43You'll be starring in episode one, Plucky Bitches.
07:48We sure are!
07:50Bonnie and Clyde, Taris, and Sally TM.
07:54You'll be starring in episode two, Tucky Bitches.
07:57So, we're assigned the Tucky Bitches, and life imitates art, because I've got a big lot of stuff to tuck at the end of the day.
08:08Which means Chai Tee Grande, Katrin Phelans, and Nyong Bella.
08:13You'll be starring in episode three, Mucky Bitches.
08:22Now, you can assign the roles amongst yourselves.
08:25Okay.
08:26Now, later today, you'll shoot your scenes with the sauciest bitch of them all, Michelle Visage.
08:32Yay!
08:36Tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by the star of Little Voice and ABFAB, the iconic Jane Horrocks.
08:44Oh my god!
08:45And, in honor of our extra special guest judge, on the runway, category is ABFAB.
08:54Yay!
08:55Night of a Thousand Sweetie Darlings.
09:00Amazing.
09:02Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
09:06Yay!
09:08Come on, girls.
09:10Grab a seat, babes.
09:12How do we feel?
09:13I think this is a really nice group.
09:14Hundred percent.
09:15I think we all offer something special, unique, but as a threesome, it's gonna be magic.
09:20Oh, what about the acting challenge?
09:23What a nice group.
09:25Guys, this is like sexy, sexy divas, and I feel like we've got a sexy, sexy diva group.
09:28We're gonna be underestimated, because in the least narcissistic way, we are like the pretty girls, we like do looks.
09:35Not that they're not pretty, but like...
09:36You said it.
09:37You said it.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Do you think Bones had a bit of strategy picking the teams?
09:42For sure.
09:43And no shade.
09:44She's picked Twinks Are Us over there, and I feel like even just on paper, they all kind of read a bit the same.
09:50Bones, how did you choose your team?
09:52Yes!
09:53Tell us.
09:54I mean, I want to say it was strategic, but not in a way to kind of cock anyone else up.
09:57It was very much like, these are the people that I have probably like the most like fun and experience with.
10:02Oh, so you don't have one with me?
10:03Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:05Well, no, I mean we chat and stuff, but these are the people that I very much get my humour.
10:09Okay.
10:10I can't believe Bones has had enough fun, oh my god!
10:13I actually could not give a shit.
10:17I'm sorry if you don't feel that way about your own group, but I'm very happy with mine.
10:21I think Bones secretly wanted to attend the Page Three School of Acting as well.
10:25Yeah!
10:26Oh!
10:27Don't worry darling, we'll have you inducted in just no time.
10:31Let's have a look!
10:33What are we thinking?
10:34What kind of characters are you leaning to?
10:36As soon as I said sleazy film producer, I just thought you would really be able to sell that.
10:40Me!
10:41I'm walking in!
10:42Yeah, exactly!
10:43To Tony Bowls and Hans.
10:44I was obviously quite nervous because I saw a New York accent and I have an accent myself,
10:48so I may be able to do it.
10:50My acting experience is, well, I played Angel Gabriel in the Nativity.
10:56I played Joseph in the Nativity.
10:57I played a shepherd in the Nativity.
10:59I played a shepherd in the Nativity.
11:02I think I've got enough acting experience to say that I am an actor.
11:06I'm ready for my Oscar!
11:08Lotta is now in her mid-40s.
11:11She is no longer an author and has become an internationally renowned film star.
11:15We've got Jilly Copperfield.
11:17She's taken Lotta Ride's place as a number one bonkbuster author.
11:21And Lotta and Jilly, who are you leaning towards?
11:23I'm happy to be there.
11:24I feel like maybe, just visually, one of us looks a bit older than the other.
11:28So I guess maybe, if you want to take Lotta, I can take Jilly.
11:31I'm going to say, I did think that as well.
11:33I will accept the fact that I am slightly older than Tayris,
11:36and therefore I am willing to take the older part.
11:39It is the main character, after all.
11:42Who are you thinking, girls, then?
11:44I am feeling Lotta Rides.
11:45She's Joan Collins-esque.
11:47She's melodramatic.
11:48This one's mine.
11:49I'm feeling one of the twins, to be honest.
11:51Should we do the sisters then, Silly?
11:52Yeah.
11:53I'd happily do Jilly as well, I think.
11:55Okay, no, I'm happy with this.
11:56I think this should be really fun.
11:57I'm so excited, girls.
11:58In this final instalment, Jilly seeks out her old rival, Lotta Rides,
12:02for the ultimate revenge story.
12:04Lotta Rides actually runs a secret sex club in the stables.
12:07Go on, girl.
12:08And has a horse gimp named Clip Clop.
12:11I know this is not the point of it, but the outfit of Clip Clop
12:14just sounds really interesting to me, so I'm quite interested in that.
12:16I looked at the other roles and said,
12:18shoulder pads?
12:19Eh.
12:20Them lines?
12:21Eh.
12:22Give me Clip Clop, okay?
12:23Let me have my cute little costume, and do my little one-two.
12:25Nay!
12:26Nay!
12:27I feel like I could camp out the tits for Lotta Rides.
12:30She will do anything to get to that top, which I can kind of relate.
12:33Literally.
12:34Ty, what are you thinking?
12:36I think my gut says Jilly.
12:37I know that there are things I have to keep working on
12:39and keep pushing to be bigger and bolder,
12:42so I'm really happy to be with both of these girls
12:44because they're just so confident in who they are.
12:46So, yeah, let's hope that they start to rub off on me.
12:48Oh, that sounds a bit weird, doesn't it?
12:50Yeah, there's a fourth character in here as well,
12:52so I imagine there might be a mystery guest appearing.
12:55Oh.
12:56Do you think we might be acting with someone else?
12:58Bab.
12:59Has anyone got a gimp horse called Clip Clop?
13:01Clip Clop?
13:02But I'm Clip Clop.
13:03The gimp horse.
13:04See, it always loses its way at the trilogy, you know what I mean?
13:06We're having sex at one point.
13:08You have a sex thing.
13:09No, you're better stay away from my man, alright?
13:11Because she's sexy.
13:12Good luck, everyone.
13:13Good luck.
13:14This is so fun.
13:15Kisses for everyone.
13:16Break a leg.
13:17Nay.
13:18Nay.
13:19Nay.
13:20Hello.
13:21Hello.
13:22Hello.
13:23Hello.
13:24Hello.
13:25Hey, Michelle.
13:26Hello.
13:27You ready to get all hot and steamy?
13:29Absolutely.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31Yeah, I love it.
13:32Let's get this bonkbuster filmed with the help of Michelle Visage.
13:35I feel like I looked like Michelle Visage about ten seasons ago.
13:38Here we go.
13:39Do I feel worried about it?
13:40No, I feel like I'm going to be able to do this.
13:43Action.
13:44Next.
13:45Ugh.
13:46I'll just sign it.
13:47To darling, darling.
13:49It's...
13:50Because...
13:51It's...
13:52Sorry.
13:53Cut.
13:54Do you want to go over your line?
13:55No.
13:56I don't know why I'm getting flustered.
13:57I know it.
13:58Because it's fucking scary and I'm sitting here and I'm scary.
13:59Yeah.
14:00And the cameras are going and the lights are on you.
14:01Don't be scared.
14:02So...
14:03I appreciate that.
14:04Let's try it again.
14:05Action.
14:06Ugh.
14:07I'll just sign it.
14:08To darling, darling.
14:09It's much quicker, darling.
14:10And your name certainly won't be worth remembering.
14:13And cut.
14:14Yeah, that was much better.
14:15I think that went alright.
14:17So, uh...
14:19Purity and chastity.
14:21Turn.
14:22Here we go.
14:23Action.
14:24That's right.
14:26It's me, Fanny Wide and Sassy.
14:28And me, Muffy Wide and Sassy.
14:30Oh, Scott.
14:31I'm losing you, Celexa.
14:33You can play out more.
14:34You don't have to look towards them.
14:35Because your cameras are here.
14:36Yeah.
14:37So we want to see all that beautiful face.
14:39Fanny slaps Lata.
14:40I'm feeling good.
14:41Michelle's having a laugh with us.
14:42We're having fun.
14:43She looks like she's having fun.
14:44She knows the 80s a lot more than I do.
14:45So that is not an old joke at all.
14:46I just know that she's a fan of the 80s.
14:47Okay, ladies, before we film the rest of the scene, are you ready to meet your mystery
15:02co-star?
15:03I'm so ready.
15:09Oh my lord.
15:10David.
15:15Hello.
15:16Hello, Michelle.
15:17Lights, camera, action.
15:18I'm not your director.
15:19It's Michelle Visage.
15:20Are you ready to put the heart in a hardback?
15:22Ready.
15:23Absolutely, yeah.
15:24I feel very at home in 20 balls and hands.
15:26I feel like I've met this man on Grindr quite a lot.
15:28And action.
15:29I got my ego for my movie.
15:31That's the musical.
15:32Cut.
15:33Cut.
15:34When you go into your character, you're dropping words.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Michelle is talking.
15:39All I can think about is, wow, this is Michelle Visage.
15:42She's a TV person.
15:44See what I'm saying?
15:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:48Action.
15:49I got my ego for my movie.
15:51What's the musical?
15:52And my resume from Bagotib's biopic.
15:55Not much better.
15:56So Sally is struggling a little bit.
15:58And I'm like, girl, you picked this part.
16:00Can we do that line again?
16:01Because I know you were losing it.
16:02And my resume from my Bagotib's biopic.
16:05Not much better.
16:06Cut.
16:07I'm feeling quite nervous about what happened there.
16:11Over my dead body.
16:13No.
16:14Oh, you could never.
16:15You bitch.
16:16Get your hands off of me.
16:17You fucking hell.
16:18Oh.
16:19You harlot.
16:20I'm feeling good.
16:21I'm feeling comfortable.
16:22This is kind of like my wheelhouse right now.
16:24And cut.
16:26We're going to do that again.
16:27Almost treat it like it's a natural body.
16:29Maybe picking it up and throwing it down.
16:31You know what I mean?
16:32Any advice that Michelle Visage gives you, you take it and you apply it to what you're
16:35doing in the scene.
16:36I've always hated you lot of rides.
16:45Michelle's laughing at us.
16:47Like, laughing at us.
16:48Laughing with us.
16:49I don't know.
16:50I'm not saying I'm live at the Apollo.
16:51But overall, I feel like it's hitting the marks and we're doing really well, honey.
16:55Are you ready to meet your mystery co-star?
16:57Yes.
16:58Yes.
16:59Woo!
17:00Yo.
17:01Hi.
17:02Oh my God.
17:03What the hell?
17:05Hello.
17:06I can take off with these shoulders.
17:08My God.
17:09737 on the way to Thailand.
17:10Let's do it.
17:11Sawadee.
17:12Hello, lot of dark.
17:16I haven't seen you in years.
17:27You've aged like cheap wine.
17:31I'm going to cut it there.
17:32It's taking too long.
17:33Oh, sorry.
17:34It's very theater and we need it to be television.
17:36Oh, okay.
17:37That sounds like a writing.
17:40Sorry.
17:41That sounds like a rumpy pumpy.
17:43That sounds like a rumpy, pumpy writing challenge.
17:47Hmm.
17:48Challenge accepted.
17:49That felt much better.
17:50I smell about for that.
17:52Alright, clip-flop.
17:53Get in place.
17:54You're going to say, that's right, Jilly.
17:57It's me.
17:58And then you're going to duck.
18:00Hold.
18:01I'll say cut.
18:02Copy?
18:03Got you.
18:04That's right, Jilly.
18:06It's me.
18:07I can't tell if Michelle is laughing with me, at me or something like that.
18:12But at the end of the day, she's laughing, so I'm going to take it.
18:16Action.
18:18Buttercup.
18:19I was once the ride of your life.
18:24Yeah.
18:25You got it.
18:26I'll lay on love her.
18:27You can just see it in Bella's face that she's getting inside her head.
18:31But you left me.
18:33Shit.
18:34Listen, you're being too hard on yourself.
18:36Mm-hmm.
18:37It's all right.
18:38My brain is just, like, fuzzy, and I'm just like, ah!
18:40Like, get the stunt double.
18:41Like, I can't do it.
18:42It flogged me like a dead horse and sent me to the glue factory.
18:48Um, it does leave me a little very worried a little bit.
18:52You know, here's hoping that the final product really pulls everything together and just is a smash.
18:57Are you ready to meet your special guest star?
19:00Yes!
19:01Yes!
19:05Oh, my God.
19:06This is going to be interesting.
19:08Oh!
19:09Yay!
19:12Yay!
19:13Ooh!
19:14Ooh!
19:15Ooh!
19:16Yay!
19:17It is elimination day and we get to see our scandalous bunk busters.
19:21Roll the tape.
19:23Who's ready to get absolutely fabulous?
19:25I'm ready to get absolutely fabulous.
19:27I'm already there, babe.
19:28Well, I really need to get these eyebrows off.
19:30They're not part of the fantasy right now.
19:32Tell me who these beautiful people are.
19:34Yeah, so, um, this is my dad, Les.
19:36Les.
19:37Big Les.
19:38Then this is my little brother, Sunny, and my older sister, Leah.
19:42Honestly, like, one of the biggest reasons I do drag is because it reminds me of my sister.
19:47Yeah.
19:48There were parts of our childhood that were, like, rough, girl.
19:51And, um, it was always my sister who was there to, like, really emotionally carry the pieces when my mum wasn't really able to do so.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Growing up, my mum really struggled with, like, not only her mental health, but, like, substance abuse and addiction.
20:05And, you know, it really reflected in the stability of our home lives.
20:09There was a while when my sister and I went into, like, the care system.
20:13And while we were in the care system, um, I was molested by my carer.
20:18And I think that, like, it's been really hard to, um, process so many things about myself as a result.
20:29When I was sexually assaulted, I was six years old, girl.
20:34It's been really hard to heal some of the relationship with my mother.
20:39It's so difficult because I know that my mum had so much love for me.
20:42But when you're, like, battling those demons, like, it blindsides you.
20:46And that's when my dad stepped in.
20:49You can't help but go, oh, well, my life got better after I stopped having my mum as the active parent in my life.
20:55My dad moved down to Eastbourne and, essentially, our lives got way more stable.
21:00And now, like, my dad has truly become my rock.
21:03Biggest supporter in the whole world.
21:05I'm so blessed to have, like, a father figure in my life who really encourages everything that I am
21:09and, like, everything that I want to be.
21:11And I'm just very lucky to have him in my life.
21:13It's been such a formative part of, like, my personal strength.
21:16And I really am a testament to both of my parents.
21:19And I'm really, like, my mother and my father's son and daughter, you know.
21:23I've really tried to make amends with my mother since I had to realise,
21:27girl, you need to fix your relationship with your mum
21:29because you actually don't know how much time you have left.
21:31She is a really important person to me and I wouldn't be able to do anything in this life
21:36had she not given me life in the first place.
21:38So I need to also be very grateful for that.
21:40I love being here because I love celebrating everything I've done up to this point in my life.
21:47And my sister and my family are such a huge part of that.
21:49My sister was, like, really the person who saved me from some of the darkest parts of all of that.
21:55You know, girl?
21:56I'm so sorry. It's okay, girl.
22:01I just really hope that my sister and my mother and everyone know that, like,
22:06no matter any of the hurdles that I've lived through in my life,
22:08I don't think they define our relationships and they definitely don't define me
22:12because I consider myself such a success story.
22:14And when I look in the mirror, I am so proud of the person I've become.
22:18And nothing will take that away from me, ever, girl. Nothing will take that away from me.
22:23I think they'll be so proud of you.
22:25I know, girl. That's so real. I know. I know.
22:27All the love and all the fight and everything we've had to go through in our lives has not been wasted
22:33because this is my success story and this is my Mount Olympus.
22:38I'm on Drag Race. That's so fierce.
22:40Thank you so much for sharing that.
22:41That's all right. Thank you.
22:43I love you so much.
22:45We love you, Tayris.
22:46Love you, Tay.
22:47The way that Tayris has handled her traumatic experience is just awe-inspiring.
22:53It speaks so much volumes to her character.
22:56I love you so much.
22:57I love you, too.
22:58I'm going to ruin my lovely highlight of work so hard.
23:03We look like she's two different eggs.
23:05Faberge eggs, me and you, girl.
23:11Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
23:14Michelle Visage.
23:15Now, if you wrote a sexy, steamy novel inspired by your love life, what would it be called?
23:22Is it in yet?
23:24Hmm.
23:27And the super-spexy Alan Carr.
23:30Now, if you wrote a sexy, steamy novel inspired by your love life, what would it be called?
23:36I didn't know I had it in me.
23:40Same.
23:41It's the sequel to yours.
23:43And the absolutely fabulous Jane Horrocks.
23:48Call me Bubbles.
23:49Everybody does.
23:52What would your novel be called?
23:54I think it's too deep for me.
23:55This week we challenged our queens to get plucky, tucky and mucky in the TV series Mother Tuckers.
24:05And tonight on the runway, category is Ab Fab.
24:10Night of a Thousand Sweetie Darlings.
24:13Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
24:17Category is Ab Fab, Night of a Thousand Sweetie Darlings.
24:27Up first, Bones.
24:30Ooh.
24:31Oh, the eyes.
24:34We are celebrating the iconic BBC comedy, Ab Fab.
24:38And Darwin, I am a big fag.
24:41I'm giving you the final evolution of Patsy Stone.
24:44She has smoked so much that she's just turned into a cigarette herself.
24:48Ole smokes.
24:51I'm giving you character.
24:52I want to show the judges that I don't just have to stomp it on the runway.
24:56Smoking kills, but so does this look, honey.
24:59If your hair starts smoking, it's time to wash the bleach off.
25:02Up next.
25:05Page three.
25:07She's expecting nine inches.
25:09Of the white stuff.
25:12Baby, I'm off to the ski slopes.
25:15Sweetie darling, do you have a fag?
25:18Yes.
25:19Hundred.
25:21She's peaced off her tits.
25:24I'm feeling glamorous this week and I feel like I have hit the nose on the head.
25:29I bet she's got a massive gash tray.
25:32Wow.
25:38Up next.
25:39Elle Vosk.
25:42With this look, I'm serving Bubble in the Ab Fab movie.
25:45It's crazy wearing this in front of Bubble herself.
25:48I think she loves it.
25:50I hear she's bi.
25:52Vocal.
25:54I've got this giant ass bob on my head and I've got a huge pair of glasses around my neck.
25:58It is so camp, but it is so Ab Fab.
25:59Oh, she's too fast this one.
26:03Head in the front, tapped in the back.
26:08Up next.
26:10Selects Addiction.
26:11I am serving you in Patsy inspired dress.
26:15She's Patsy stoned out of her head.
26:18On this runway, I am playing this like Patsy.
26:20I am playing it drunk, but now I'm halfway down here, I've realized I actually can't straighten my knees.
26:25These shoes are seven-inch court heels and I am trembling down this runway.
26:31She only drinks gay goose.
26:33Mm-mm.
26:38Terrace Mongardi.
26:40Ooh.
26:41Here comes Bubble.
26:43Walking down this runway, I feel absolutely fabulous.
26:46She's Bubble.
26:47Oh, no, she isn't.
26:49Oh, yeah, she is.
26:50Oh, no, she isn't.
26:51I know I look gorgeous, the body's right, the hair's doing me in, girl, but this is just fashion, darling.
26:58She's behind you.
27:00She wishes.
27:01She wishes.
27:07Sally TM.
27:09Lovely.
27:11I am serving you a bit of Schiaparelli meets Eddie's Jumper.
27:16Frisbee or not a Frisbee?
27:18That is the question.
27:20Would you like a disc for you to have some lunch on?
27:24I have six.
27:26I think I have six.
27:27I'm not a mathematician.
27:29I think she slipped a disc.
27:30Yes, she did.
27:34Bonnie and Clydes.
27:37Thursday.
27:41My runway is an exact replica of the outfit Patsy wore in a flashback sequence.
27:46This is Patsy trying to be a model in the 60s, and she is serving Thursday.
27:51Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
27:53Thursday.
27:55I am feeling the best I have ever felt on this runway,
27:57because RuPaul is clapping as I'm walking.
28:00She's applauding me as I'm doing my runway walk.
28:03What more could you ask for?
28:05Careful.
28:06Oh, careful.
28:10Chai Tigrande.
28:12La Croix, darling.
28:14RuPaul's Bagrest.
28:19Ooh.
28:20I am observing a piece of Christian La Croix jewellery coming to life.
28:24Because in ABFAB, Edina mentions La Croix after every breath.
28:29That's really pretty.
28:30Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
28:32This is definitely a departure for Chai.
28:34I am fairly body confident, but I don't do naked.
28:37So to be out there in a bralette and a panty is a lot for me.
28:42But I feel expensive.
28:43I feel gorgeous.
28:44I feel just like a piece of jewellery.
28:45And that I am.
28:46Ooh.
28:47Is it a body?
28:52Nyung Bella.
28:55Oh, Safi.
28:57I'm giving you Safi.
28:59She is giving you Nerd.
29:00She's giving you Bookworm.
29:01I'm just feeling quite fab in my own Nerdalicious kind of ways.
29:05Oh, she's giving me fiction burns.
29:08She didn't like that comment.
29:10No, no.
29:11That's too novel for her.
29:14I'm giving the judges the poutiest of pups.
29:16Because I'm so sad, sad, sad.
29:19Poor Safi.
29:21Aww.
29:23Katrin Feelings.
29:27Darling.
29:28Hello, sweetie. Darling.
29:29Darling, wonderful.
29:31I'm just embodying Eddie right now.
29:33You know, the claws do not fit.
29:35She's gone for a size too small.
29:37It's an optical illusion.
29:38If you squint your eyes, you'll see a map of whales.
29:45That's the valley.
29:47It's absolutely wild to think that I'm walking down the runway
29:49in an ab fab lock in front of Jane Horrocks.
29:52Like, it's Bubbleman.
29:55She's right for thee.
29:57I see you on the cover of bloody Abyssinia Boat, darling.
30:00Yes.
30:03Oh.
30:04Oh.
30:07Welcome, queens.
30:08Time to watch your series.
30:11First up, Mother Tucker's Episode 1, Plucky Bitches.
30:15Oh, gosh.
30:16I can't believe I'm going to meet the Lotta Rides.
30:18The Queen of Rumpy Pumpy Literature.
30:19Oh, gosh.
30:20I can't believe I'm going to meet the Lotta Rides.
30:21The Queen of Rumpy Pumpy Literature.
30:22I want to be just like her.
30:23Actually, I want everything she does.
30:24I want to be just like her.
30:25I want to be just like her.
30:26Actually, I want everything she has.
30:27But if I'm going to completely destroy Lotta Rides,
30:29I want to be just like her.
30:31Oh, gosh.
30:32I can't believe I'm going to meet Lotta Rides.
30:33The Queen of Rumpy Pumpy Literature.
30:35Oh, gosh.
30:36I can't believe I'm going to meet Lotta Rides.
30:37The Queen of Rumpy Pumpy Literature.
30:38I want to be just like her.
30:39Actually, I want everything she has.
30:40But if I'm going to completely destroy Lotta Rides, she needs to think I'm an innocent
30:42goody-two-shoes.
30:43Next!
30:44Oh, I'll just sign it to Darling, Darling.
30:45Your name certainly won't be worth remembering.
30:46I'm dreadfully sorry to disturb you, Miss Rides.
30:47But I just wanted to be just like her.
30:48If I'm going to meet Lotta Rides, the Queen of Rumpy Pumpy Literature, I want to be just
30:50like her.
30:51Actually, I want everything she has.
30:53But if I'm going to completely destroy Lotta Rides, she needs to think I'm an innocent
30:54goody-two-shoes.
30:55Next!
30:56Oh, I'll just sign it to Darling, Darling.
30:57Your name certainly won't be worth remembering.
30:58I'm dreadfully sorry to disturb you, Miss Rides, but I just want this
31:12I just wanted some advice on how to be a haughty-toughty author.
31:16Ha!
31:17There'll only be one Lotta Rides.
31:19My latest Bonk Buster is full to the brim with Randy's sordid escapades.
31:25All real, Darling.
31:26You go through so many men.
31:28I simply can't keep up.
31:30Are you with Roger or Dick these days?
31:33Well, Roger came first and Dick came second.
31:37But Muffy loves Dick and Dick is Roger-ing Fanny.
31:40So now, I love Willy.
31:42And how is Willy?
31:44He simply adores pussy.
31:47Oh, so he's opened up a cat sanctuary.
31:49Hey, hey!
31:51Ho!
31:52Ho!
31:53These smuttybugs have got to...
31:54Go, go, go!
31:56We're going to make sure your vile, dirty book is banned!
32:01Never!
32:02But don't you recognize us, Lotta?
32:10It's me, Fanny Wide and Sassy.
32:12And me, Muffy Wide and Sassy.
32:15Oh!
32:16You've been plagiarizing our sexy antics.
32:19Ow!
32:20Your face!
32:21Ow!
32:22Wait a second.
32:23You're the Fanny and Muffy that bunks my dick!
32:27Oh!
32:28Oh!
32:29Well, hello, ladies.
32:37Roger!
32:38Dick!
32:39Willy!
32:40That's right.
32:41Roger Dick Willy at your cervix.
32:44Wait a minute.
32:45You've been bunking all of us!
32:47You bastard!
32:48Ah!
32:49Ah!
32:50Ah!
32:51Ah!
32:52Ah!
32:53Ah!
32:54Ah!
32:55Ah!
32:56What can I say?
32:57I love a wet pussy.
32:58Ah!
32:59Ah!
33:00Ah!
33:01Ah!
33:02Ah!
33:03Ah!
33:04Ah!
33:05Ah!
33:06Yay!
33:07That's all of them, girls!
33:08Next up, Mother Tucker's episode 2, Tucky Bitches.
33:11How quaint that you're still writing your little romance books.
33:28I'm a famous actress now, and quite frankly, you are sloppy seconds.
33:33No way.
33:37My seventeenth divorce paid for this face.
33:40Nice.
33:43Light camera action, I'm your director, Tony Borsenhaar.
33:47I got my e-gah from my movie Rasterutical.
33:50And my Rezzie from my Vegachips biopic.
33:53Not much better.
33:54But my next picture, the trollope, is gonna make one of you!
33:57A star!
33:59Tony, no.
34:00Lotta rides is too old and decrepit.
34:03Gilly-boobie, baby!
34:04I lots of them!
34:06They've got experience.
34:07I am very experienced, Tony. Very. I'm the best trollop for the job.
34:13Ladies and gentlemen, the chemistry space. Why don't we all just try to get along?
34:19Over my dead body!
34:23Come here, you bitch!
34:27Come here.
34:29Oh, you big man!
34:33Final vote! You strumpet!
34:41I've always hated you lotterides.
34:44Oh, Christ! Now let me introduce your leading man.
34:48Hollywood hottie Jack Trousersnake.
34:58Ladies, I know what you're thinking.
35:00Is that an Oscar in my pocket?
35:02Or am I just pleased to see you?
35:04Now that's what I call super spexy.
35:08Perfect. What a cast.
35:10This film needs one thing.
35:16A gorgeous little lady like me.
35:19The name's Tony, with an I.
35:21Now which one of you bitches is my mother?
35:24It's me!
35:26You and my mother!
35:28Yes, I am!
35:30The name's Jackie!
35:32And I'm everyone's mother!
35:34And you're all total slag!
35:36No!
35:37No!
35:38No!
35:39No!
35:40No!
35:53Oh, Alan.
35:54That was really fun.
35:55Next up, Mother Tucker's Episode 3, Mucky Bitches.
36:00Hello, Lotta!
36:04Duh!
36:06Oh, Arling!
36:08Oh, Jilly Copperfield.
36:10I haven't seen you for years.
36:12You've aged like cheap wine.
36:14The only thing better than catching up with an old friend is destroying an ancient rival.
36:20Oh, darling, you, my rival. I will always be filthier than you.
36:24That sounds like a rumpy, pumpy writing challenge.
36:25Hmm.
36:26Challenge accepted.
36:27Strap in and strap on.
36:28She stroked the stable at shiny helmet.
36:29His shiny helmet.
36:30His shiny helmet.
36:31Oh, you've aged like cheap wine.
36:33You've aged like cheap wine.
36:34The only thing better than catching up with an old friend is destroying an ancient rival.
36:37Oh, darling, you, my rival.
36:39I will always be filthier than you.
36:41That sounds like a rumpy, pumpy writing challenge.
36:44Hmm.
36:45Challenge accepted.
36:46Strap in and strap on.
36:49She stroked the stable at shiny helmet.
36:53His shaft was terribly firm and hard.
36:57Her cloven inlet was moist and welcoming.
37:02His hot wood oozed sap all over her face.
37:05Oh, no.
37:07It's all over, Lotta.
37:09I've finally beaten you.
37:11You can have the fame and the political acclaim.
37:14I've moved on to something wild.
37:16The Fifty Shades of Hay Club.
37:19Bring out the gimp.
37:21Oh, clip-clap.
37:28Wait a second.
37:29I recognise that.
37:31That's right, Jilly.
37:33It's me.
37:38Buttercup.
37:40I was once the ride of your life, but you've blocked me like a dead horse and sent me to the glue factory.
37:49Take this.
37:50Oh!
37:51Oh!
37:52Oh!
37:53Oh!
37:54How dare you!
37:55Oh!
37:56Oh!
37:57That's animal abuse.
37:58Someone call Pet Rescue.
37:59Well, well, it looks like there's a grand national of fine fillies in my stable.
38:06Oh!
38:07Oh!
38:08Oh!
38:09Oh!
38:10Oh!
38:11Oh!
38:12Oh!
38:13Oh!
38:14Oh!
38:15Oh!
38:16Oh!
38:17Oh!
38:18Oh!
38:19Oh!
38:20Oh!
38:21Oh!
38:22Oh!
38:23Oh!
38:24Oh!
38:25Oh!
38:26Oh!
38:27Yes!
38:28Feed my ponies!
38:29Oh, yes!
38:30Oh!
38:31Make my saddle soar!
38:33Oh!
38:34Oh!
38:35Talk about a plot twist!
38:36Oh!
38:37Oh!
38:38Oh!
38:39Oh!
38:40Giddy up!
38:41Looks like it's gonna be a photo finish!
38:43Oh!
38:44Oh!
38:45Oh!
38:46Oh!
38:47Oh!
38:48Oh!
38:49Oh!
38:50Oh!
38:51Oh!
38:52Oh!
38:53Oh!
38:54I love you, babe!
38:55That was so nice!
38:56Based on your performances in Mother Tucker's and your runway presentations, I've made some
39:03decisions.
39:04When I call your name, please step forward.
39:07Page 3.
39:09LVosk.
39:12Bones.
39:14Taris.
39:17You are all safe.
39:20Let me leave the stage.
39:25Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
39:32It's time for the judges' critiques.
39:35First up, selects addiction.
39:37Can I just say, it was lovely overacting with you.
39:40Oh!
39:41And the slap was good physical comedy.
39:43Your face!
39:44Ow!
39:45Part of an acting audition is listening to a director.
39:49And I think it did that.
39:50I thought that you were marvellous.
39:52And as Patsy would have said, bounce so tight, you were bouncing off the walls.
39:56Definitely.
39:57Definitely.
39:58Tonight on the runway, it's almost too regular for me.
40:02It just isn't heightened enough to be the real drag Patsy that we want.
40:07You needed one little extra just to push it over the line.
40:11And why did you choose to not wear boobs in the challenge?
40:14Well, I only had three breastplates with me.
40:16What?
40:17Only three?
40:18Only three?
40:19Paige had the double S.
40:20Bones had the triple G.
40:22And L had the double D.
40:23Jesus, it's like a full alphabet in there.
40:25It is!
40:27All right, thank you.
40:28Thank you, Angel.
40:29Up next, Sally TMZ.
40:32You were Tony balls in hand.
40:34And you may not be familiar with that type of character, but you went for it.
40:38Some key lines were being dropped.
40:41I laughed in overcame.
40:42However, I really laughed and I really had a good time.
40:46I mean, that's what I love about camp performances.
40:48I was laughing.
40:49I don't know what I was laughing at.
40:53I'm not really quite sure what the accent was.
40:55The worst accent I've ever heard.
40:58But it made it so funny.
41:00Do you have a background in theatre?
41:02No.
41:04You're kidding.
41:06I'm just good at acting like a tit.
41:09Now, I don't remember Adina wearing this outfit.
41:11Jane, do you remember this outfit?
41:13No.
41:15I saw this beautiful outfit on Adina.
41:17And I just thought it was quintessentially Sally TM.
41:19I think you like avant-garde and you like fashion and it shows.
41:23You've just captured the whole essence of that amazing comedy.
41:26And you've actually made it look really stylish.
41:28Yeah, it really did pay off.
41:29Thank you so much, honestly.
41:31Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
41:33I felt like you were the real actor of the group.
41:37My 17th divorce paid for this face.
41:40No matter what I told you to do, you took it, you understood it.
41:43And I really didn't have to tell you to do much.
41:45You don't just act, you react as well.
41:47And even when some of these crazy lines that we all had to say were there,
41:50you were like acting like they were like Shakespeare.
41:53You're like, what?
41:54You really believed.
41:55It wasn't?
41:57I was most impressed with how you would deliver lines out toward the audience.
42:02You've got funny bones.
42:04You're an actual comic.
42:05And on the runway, you were so fantastic coming down as Patsy.
42:09I'm so glad you chose this look from this episode.
42:12You're a real pro.
42:14Now, one more question.
42:15What day comes after Wednesday?
42:19No, I know this. Hold on.
42:23Thursday.
42:28Is that right?
42:29I got it, Chai.
42:30You got it right.
42:33Up next, Chai Tee Grande.
42:36What I loved about you, Chai, is that you really wanted to get it.
42:39But you two got into this weird thing of screaming very slowly at each other.
42:50And it was the most bizarre thing I'd ever seen.
42:52But I was so intrigued by it.
42:54That last line after we've been having sex behind the hay bale.
42:58Oh, talk about a plot twist.
43:01It was sad that that was the last line because I felt you really got into your stride a bit.
43:05And I wish you'd freed yourself up a bit more.
43:07You did a really good job.
43:08Listen, you all did a good job.
43:09But it did not have that extra something.
43:13Yeah, you can go as big as you want.
43:15We're all pantomime dames in abs abs.
43:17So, you know, you could have really hammed it up a bit more.
43:20But you look amazing.
43:22Wow, you look beautiful tonight.
43:24Not only did you, like, get Adina's love of Lacroix, but her love of shopping, you know.
43:29I thought it was a unique take.
43:31And you look gorgeous.
43:33Up next, Nayeon Bella.
43:35Hey, Nayeon Bella.
43:36Hi, Michelle.
43:37Our clip-clop.
43:38First of all, I was so proud of you that you were going for it.
43:42Because when you do anything like that for the first time, it's so scary.
43:46What was happening because of your fear is you were starting to forget things.
43:50But the minute you had to stop remembering lines, you were having such a good time.
43:56You did suffer from the side acting a lot.
43:59I was once the ride of your life.
44:01You know, you want to present out to where the cameras are.
44:05Listen, I know how hard for me, because I was thrown in at the deep end as well.
44:08I know everyone was watching going, wow, I didn't know you couldn't act.
44:12And so I feel your pain.
44:15I was there with you.
44:17But yet here, you're the only one who's come out as Safi.
44:21You took a chance.
44:22I do think Safi is much more than just sad.
44:25But the look is really, really beautiful.
44:28I loved your Safi.
44:30And I liked that she was sort of shy and sort of retiring.
44:33Because if Safi had been put on a catwalk, that's exactly what she would have done.
44:37Because she would have been too mortified to do anything else.
44:40You do look really gorgeous in this outfit.
44:43It's really adorable.
44:45Up next, Katrin Feelings.
44:47Katrin, I loved working with you.
44:50I have no idea what you kids were up to.
44:52But I think in my head it was, oh, they're just trying to go over the top and be huge.
44:56Totally get it.
44:57But when I gave you a note, you didn't think twice.
44:59You got right into it.
45:00Her cloven inlet was moist and welcoming.
45:05You captured the essence of it.
45:07You know those manic, eclectic, over-the-top big eyes.
45:11Even the nose contouring was fucking hilarious.
45:14This is classic Eddie.
45:17When you think of her, if she's not wearing La Croix, it's this look.
45:22You captured Jennifer Saunders' manic energy.
45:25And she would wear something as disgusting as that.
45:28When you came mincing down the runway, I just thought, so encapsulated, Adina.
45:34You've got her physicality.
45:36So I was really impressed with that.
45:38You really just did it so well.
45:41Thank you so much.
45:42Well, thank you, ladies.
45:43I think we've heard enough.
45:45While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:49You may leave the stage.
45:51Darling, darling.
45:52It's safe, darling.
45:53Yes, darling.
45:54I'm proud of you, darlings.
45:55Yes, darling.
45:56I'm really happy to be safe, but if I have to be 100% honest, I'm bored a bit.
45:59Yeah.
46:00I did not come to, like, fly under the radar here.
46:02They go, that's exactly how I feel.
46:04You know, I'm a seaside girl, but I didn't come here to coast.
46:06Hey, ladies.
46:07Hey, girls.
46:08Get these trotters off my feet.
46:09That was hell.
46:10So, ladies, I wasn't safe for once.
46:11Hello.
46:12I wasn't in the top either.
46:13So, they said that they loved what I did in the acting.
46:15They said that I took the notes and I kept it camp.
46:16They just said I looked basic.
46:17I don't know.
46:18I don't know if I'll be lip-syncing.
46:19I hope I'm not lip-syncing, because I've got so much more to show.
46:21Who else thinks they're in the bottom?
46:22I thought I was in the bottom.
46:23Really?
46:24Yeah.
46:25Really?
46:26The feedback for me was that I was really sort of, like, out of the accent.
46:28It was quite hard to talk about it.
46:29They said that they found it funny and it worked.
46:30I think you get in your head.
46:31I think you focus too much on the negative aspects, because Brue laughed at you the most
46:34often.
46:35Yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:37Yeah.
46:38Yeah.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Yeah.
46:41Yeah.
46:42Yeah.
46:43Yeah.
46:44Yeah.
46:45Yeah.
46:46Yeah.
46:47Yeah.
46:48Yeah.
46:49Yeah.
46:50Yeah.
46:51I genuinely get blown away so much when I'm on that stage, because it gets so in my head
46:56about what I present to people, because I genuinely do feel so fucking weird compared
47:01to everyone else here.
47:02But it is different, and it is weird, but it's fucking fabulous.
47:05It's really fun.
47:06You should be proud of yourself.
47:07You shouldn't be upset.
47:09I should be crying.
47:10Oh my God.
47:11Bella, how are you doing?
47:16I liked my look.
47:18That was, like, where the positives end.
47:20It just sucks.
47:21It's like the whole time I've been here, it's just been like, wah wah wah.
47:25I don't think so.
47:26I don't know.
47:27Click clops tend to glue at this point.
47:29I'm feeling a bit deflated because I'm here again, and it sucks that the other girls
47:34are doing so good and making me look so bad.
47:37Bonnie, how are you feeling, my darling?
47:39I feel really good.
47:40Yeah.
47:41Yeah.
47:42Yeah.
47:43I think it's between me and Kat.
47:44Yeah, I think it's neck and neck with me and Bond.
47:46I've got a good cut and feeling about this week.
47:48Cool.
47:49It's worth it.
47:50Chai.
47:52They lived for the look.
47:54Yeah, of course.
47:55Very happy with that.
47:56And even in the acting challenge, they had some really, really lovely things to say.
47:59I was giving them what they wanted, but just a little bit late to the party.
48:02So I'm going to prepare for the lip sync.
48:05It's another week where I have clearly failed to hit the mark, even though coming out of
48:09it, I felt good.
48:10I'm just, you know, feeling more and more shaken, more and more unnerved that I can't
48:14trust my gut instincts.
48:16Who do you feel like is lip syncing out of the three of you?
48:18Well, it's definitely me for sure.
48:20I'll be honest.
48:21I'm not going anywhere.
48:22I'm leaving.
48:23I'm being pushed out.
48:24I'm not letting myself fall out.
48:25Go on.
48:26Yeah.
48:27I mean, when you see my track record, you know, they press play and I do, I do.
48:31Ooh.
48:32Let's see if Crick Clock can clock one more time.
48:34Yes.
48:35I'm going to go listen to my lip sync song.
48:37I'm so fricking lately.
48:38Bye, girls.
48:41Now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
48:45All right.
48:46Up first, Select's Addiction.
48:48I think she was okay in the acting challenge.
48:51She felt and looked a little bit distracted.
48:53On the runway, it wasn't enough.
48:55I think it was a bit of a bland patsy.
48:57There was nothing extra.
48:58She looked like her.
48:59Yeah.
49:00But we need more.
49:01All right.
49:02Let's talk about Sally TM.
49:04From the minute she burst onto the screen, you fell in love.
49:08Gonna make one of you.
49:10I actually didn't care whether you couldn't tell what they were saying.
49:13It was rotten.
49:14And I'm here for it.
49:15I love it.
49:16I think the catwalk was beautiful.
49:20You know, picking up on something that Adina wore, but making it look fabulous.
49:24She not only gave us gorgeous, she gave us interpretation.
49:27I thought it was brilliant.
49:28All right, let's talk about Bonnie and Clyde.
49:30She understood the character.
49:31She knew where to take it.
49:32She sort of went through every line and thought, where's the comedy in this?
49:37Her clowning was so good.
49:38And the runway, yes, that iconic look of patsy's.
49:41It was an extra thrill to get to relive that moment.
49:44She was feeding us.
49:45Yeah.
49:46And that's what happens when you have a greedy, hungry audience.
49:49She fed us.
49:51Thank you, Bonnie and Clyde.
49:53I'm full.
49:54Me too.
49:55Couldn't eat another thing.
49:57All right, let's talk about Chai Tee Grande.
50:00I think, ultimately, it was just a very stiff performance.
50:03I've finally beaten you.
50:04That's what came across.
50:05Somebody who was just a bit reticent about just going for it.
50:09It was only when I got her behind a hay bale did she loosen up hay ladies.
50:16You can't fault the runway look.
50:18Yes, ingenious to come out of the bag.
50:20And that Lacroix bikini was just beautiful.
50:23All right, let's talk about Nayeon Bella.
50:25The line forgetting was so bad.
50:28Shit.
50:29But I thought that she gave a lot as far as energy goes.
50:32She had this really weird way of emphasizing the wrong words.
50:36To be fair to her, you know, she was playing a gimp horse.
50:40I liked her gimp horse.
50:42And yes, and I do actually like people putting the emphasis on the wrong words.
50:47So, oh, that was a win-win for me.
50:50Or a win-win for me.
50:55Let's talk about Catrin Phelan.
50:57She is a power hitter, that one.
50:59She wasn't getting a lot back to nervous performers.
51:02The Fifty Shades of Hay Club.
51:04And for her to still shine is testament to her.
51:07You know, they're not actors, these people.
51:09Don't doubt that.
51:11No, I know, that's awful.
51:13I don't mean that.
51:16It was a joy to watch Catrin.
51:18It was a joy to watch her as Adina Monsoon.
51:22When I think about Eddie, that's the look that I always think of.
51:25A really fantastic energy.
51:27Just oozing with personality.
51:29All right, silence.
51:31I have made my decision.
51:34Bring back my Gettles.
51:36Welcome back, ladies.
51:38I've made some decisions.
51:44Sally TM.
51:45Inside of you is a thin actress, just screaming to get out.
51:50Just the one, dear.
51:52You are safe.
51:55Welcome, baby.
51:56You may join the other girls.
51:58The girls.
51:59I love you.
52:00Catrin Phelan.
52:01Lights.
52:02Models.
52:03Guest list.
52:04You did your best, darling.
52:07Bonnie and Clyde.
52:09Champagne for Lulu.
52:11Ha, ha, ha.
52:14Condragulations.
52:15You are the winner of this week's challenge.
52:18Yay!
52:19Good job, Bonnie!
52:23And the recipient of a coveted Rue Peter badge.
52:31Weared with pride.
52:33And think of Ireland.
52:35I will.
52:36I got a badge.
52:37badge this is incredible thank you stunning catching feelings you are safe thank you very
52:43much you may both join the other girls thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
52:55nayan bella your saffy was tip-top but your clip-clop was a bit of a flip-flop
53:03i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
53:11selects addiction we were loving your nubbins but on the runway your patsy was absolutely adequate
53:23chai t grande your runway was in the back but in the challenge we weren't quite buying what you were
53:30selling chai t grande you are safe thank you so much
53:44you may join the other girls thank you
53:51selects addiction i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
53:54love you baby love you you know what i've already beaten two girls and i'm ready to do it again
54:02let's go two queens stand before me
54:08i've consulted with the judges but the final decision is mine to make
54:12this is your last chance to impress me save yourself from elimination
54:25the time has come for you to lip-sync for your life
54:33i am not going home after one little slip up come on bella bring it on good luck and don't
54:46fuck it up
54:55excuse me
54:59Two, she can tell the world she's off
55:02I'm so nine to five
55:04I'm a lady, I'm a lover
55:06Freaking mother
55:09Walking off the line
55:11Is it my human nature?
55:13I crave the danger
55:15I know you wanna
55:17Go to the moon
55:19Won't you take a hold of me?
55:21You wanna go?
55:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
55:25Let it go
55:26Let me dance
55:28Just shake it till the pearls get lost
55:31Don't promise
55:33Let's just dance
55:35Just shake it till the pearls get lost
55:39Too good to be true
55:41And do what I wanna
55:43Perfectly done, I
55:45Now let my love come through
55:49And shine on you
55:51Oh, oh, oh
55:53Feel the chemistry
55:55Your soul
55:56Agora
55:59Mm, scandalo
56:00You're holding me
56:01When you shake it till the pearls go
56:02Oh, oh, oh
56:03Let it go
56:04Let me dance
56:06Shake it till the pearls get lost
56:09Lies
56:10Do not miss
56:11Let just dance
56:13Let's go!
56:43Love you all.
56:45I love you.
56:47Ladies, I've made my decision.
56:55Sylax Addiction.
56:57Shantae, you stay.
56:59Thank you so much.
57:01You may join the other girls.
57:03I love you so much.
57:05True icon.
57:07I'm so proud of you and I love you.
57:13Nayeon Bella, my Cameroonian queen, London and beyond.
57:21Now, sashay away.
57:25KK, bye.
57:27We love you.
57:29We love you, baby.
57:31We love you.
57:32Well, I guess this doll's been discontinued.
57:35Love you, baby.
57:37Love you.
57:39KK.
57:41I'm a little bit gutted, I won't lie.
57:43You know, this was not part of fantasy.
57:45Oh, how fabulous.
57:47How gorgeous.
57:49But, for having only done drag for like a bit under two years, I'm proud that I was even able to make it here.
57:53So, I can't leave with my head held high and my glasses even higher.
57:57But, this is definitely not the last you've seen of me.
57:59I promise you that.
58:00KK.
58:01Bye.
58:09Condragulations, ladies.
58:10Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell are you going to love somebody else?
58:14Can I get an amen up in here?
58:15Amen!
58:16Alright, now let the music play.
58:18Hello, hello, hello.
58:20Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK, it's the maiden voyage of the SS Tickety Boo.
58:26My name is Paige Three.
58:28Yes!
58:29Dog on the box, is she going to jump from there?
58:32The look was so beautiful.
58:35You really knew exactly what you were doing.
58:37Press, press, press everywhere.
58:39Did somebody say cruising?
58:41Yes!
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