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00:00Welcome to Willem's Darkroom Duels!
00:04No cover, but also no ins and outs.
00:07That's what I thought.
00:09Every week, two male entertainers are going to strip for me
00:12and my panel of expert judges.
00:14The dancer with the largest score
00:17will be invited back for our semifinals
00:19at the end of this season.
00:21Exciting, that's at the end.
00:23The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel
00:25will be named King of the Darkroom,
00:27according to Pride.com,
00:28and they will receive a fabulous prize package,
00:31including a year's supply of pure-for-men capsules,
00:34bum balm, and body scrub,
00:36a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:40Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers.
00:43And that's why, every week, the dancer voted off
00:45will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Q-Care.
00:49And most importantly, the winner will have a chance
00:51to open for me at one of my live shows.
00:53There are plenty of things to see at a Willem show,
00:55so come on down if you like
00:57corndogs and fisting.
00:59But enough rules.
01:00You came for ass.
01:01So let's bring out the judges.
01:03Meatball!
01:09Hey, girl!
01:10You look so good!
01:11I love it.
01:12Nightlife expert.
01:13Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
01:14I do throw parties.
01:15Okay, clown dog.
01:16Work, bitch.
01:18Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, me!
01:24What is cocaine?
01:26Oh.
01:28You really light up my life.
01:30Aw.
01:31Next up is our performance expert, Mama Mamba.
01:37Ooh, mama.
01:40Hi, baby.
01:41Good girl.
01:42Hate to see you leave.
01:43Love to watch you walk away.
01:46And last but certainly not least,
01:48our adult entertainment expert
01:50and coordinator, Raheem!
01:57Oh, my God.
01:58Ooh.
01:59Ooh.
02:00Ooh.
02:01Ooh.
02:02Oh, do you want a hug?
02:03Yeah, from behind.
02:04You bad.
02:05Stop it.
02:06Hold on, just give me a second.
02:08Hold on, just give me a second.
02:11Hi, judges.
02:12Tonight, we're gonna be judging the performers
02:14on star power and skill.
02:16For example...
02:20End of example.
02:21I'm so excited for another show.
02:23Give me a little energy check.
02:25We are all excited.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Fuck you.
02:28Fuck you, too, bitch.
02:29You're a nightlife expert
02:30because you're best viewed at night.
02:33Okay, it's that special time
02:35to bring the asses.
02:36Hi, yi, yi, yi.
02:39Yes.
02:40Yes.
02:41Our theme tonight
02:42is glow in the dark.
02:44So let's see how brightly they shine.
02:48First up to the stage,
02:49Damien Kane.
02:55Next up from the sunny beaches of Miami,
02:57Scoobin' Von Dubin.
03:03Somebody asked for some ass.
03:05Wow.
03:06Wow.
03:07That is a nice ass.
03:08Damn, you busted right through that hole, didn't you?
03:10That's what I do.
03:11What can I say?
03:12So, Damien, how long have you been entertaining?
03:14Since I was 18.
03:15Oh.
03:16Okay, what was the first bar?
03:17Do you remember?
03:18The first bar was Touch in El Paso, Texas.
03:20Okay, Touch, Ray Lopez.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
03:24Can you please tell me your favorite song to dance to?
03:26Believe it or not,
03:27it's any song that has to do with Janae Aiko.
03:30Okay.
03:31Also acceptable would be Boy is a bottom.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Or apologize.
03:36Maybe Scoobin' Von Dubin will do better.
03:38Scoobin' Von Dubin, how are you?
03:39I'm doing good.
03:40How we doing?
03:41I'm amazing.
03:42I'm as good as everybody looks.
03:43Tell us, in Miami, where can we find you?
03:45Well, you can find Scoobin' Von Dubin anywhere you can find money.
03:48As a dancer, I dance at the actual hotel,
03:50and sometimes I'll put no manners in Wilton Manor.
03:53I think that I've seen you dancing once or twice.
03:56I think you tip me maybe once or twice or three times, yeah.
03:59Uh-huh.
04:00How long have you been dancing, Scoobin'?
04:01I've been dancing for about 20 years,
04:03but I started stripping maybe five years ago.
04:06Mm-hmm.
04:07Isn't that way more fun, because there's dicks and stuff?
04:08I mean, you know, dicks always make it better, right?
04:10So much better.
04:1220 years is long for a stripper.
04:14Well, I may be a little bit older than I look.
04:16Well, also, cliches are true, but black don't crack.
04:19Amen.
04:20Okay.
04:21Can I say that?
04:22One more time.
04:23Can we hear it again?
04:24What was that?
04:25Black don't crack.
04:26And neither the speckle, okay?
04:27There we go.
04:28Swim!
04:30Let's talk underpants quickly.
04:32What's your preference in daily life?
04:34Thong.
04:35I'm commando.
04:36I'm usually no underwear.
04:38Right answer.
04:39To be honest.
04:40Now, for nightlife, what's your go-to for, like, getting the dollars?
04:43I don't know.
04:44I just really love a good thong.
04:46Wow.
04:47Really nice.
04:48And amazing.
04:49What's your go-to nightlife attire?
04:51So, go-to, I'm usually wearing my boots, okay?
04:53Something tight.
04:54You gotta show the muscles, you know what I'm saying?
04:56Gotta show it off.
04:57Mm-hmm.
04:58Yeah, look.
04:59Show the abs.
05:00Show a little bit of the wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
05:02We're gonna have to put down a drop cloth.
05:04So, guys, tonight's episode is sponsored by Q-Care, and Q-Care gets free prep and doxy-pep to people.
05:10Are you on doxy-pep?
05:11Yes, I am.
05:12Doxy-pep?
05:13Doxy-pep and prep.
05:14See, that's the way to go.
05:15And remember, nobody walks away from Willem's Darkroom empty-handed.
05:18The person that doesn't win gets a $2,000 tip courtesy of our friends at Q-Care.
05:23There's a lot at stake.
05:24Yeah.
05:25I mean, even the loser's getting paid.
05:26You know what I'm saying?
05:27Oh, we're not supposed to say loser.
05:28The non-winner.
05:29Now, since this is Willem's Darkroom duel, will you please tell us, have you ever gotten
05:35into some darkroom disasters?
05:38I wouldn't call it disasters, but I will definitely say that I have gotten myself into a couple
05:44or, you know.
05:45Ooh, tell us about the good stuff.
05:46Ooh.
05:47What have you done in darkrooms, Damien Kane?
05:48Well, let's see.
05:49It starts with a dungeon and ends with a lot of moaning.
05:53Moaning or money?
05:54Mm, both, maybe.
05:56It depends.
05:57Two things can be true.
05:58Yes, yes, yes.
05:59Scooby, have you ever happened to stumble into a darkroom?
06:03Well, you know, I may have, you know, took a tumble or two, you know, in my day.
06:07That's important, though.
06:08You need to be aware of your surroundings.
06:09You know what I'm saying?
06:10You were just being thorough.
06:11The worst is when somebody just turns the light on, it's like, oh!
06:13You know what I'm saying?
06:14But, you know, what can we do?
06:15If someone's never been to a darkroom and they're intimidated, what's some advice
06:20that you would give to them for their first time in the big, bad dark?
06:23Hey, I'm always, like, test the waters.
06:24You know, go in there, check it out, see if you like something, give it a little look,
06:27give it a little touch, and then it's like, get the hell out of there.
06:29And then, you know, if you feel a little braver, you know, get back in there, take a few shots,
06:32you know.
06:33Not back, well, back shots if you like, whatever.
06:36Well, loosen up, what can I say?
06:38Get in there and have a good time.
06:39I love that.
06:40A wise woman once said, let loose, baby, let loose.
06:45I will say this, if you haven't cleaned out, don't go in the darkroom.
06:48Uh-uh.
06:49Please.
06:50I'll tell you, prayer is not a substitution for doucheing.
06:53Uh-uh.
06:55Don't talk to God when you want something, she's busy.
06:58Every episode, we do a special mini challenge lap dance round.
07:03It's like a little lightning round where we get to know you a little bit better.
07:06By being a hoe.
07:07So we're gonna dim the lights and you boys are gonna give us a sexy silhouette show.
07:11Damien, to the pole!
07:14Woo-hoo!
07:27Oh, my God.
07:31Mm-hmm.
07:33Goodness.
07:41I believe you, baby.
08:01Are you hosting?
08:03Or traveling?
08:04People.
08:05You sure get around.
08:11Yeah.
08:17That was so hot.
08:20Ooh.
08:21Let's keep it going.
08:22Scoobin Von Doobin, please hit us with your lap dance.
08:34That's the ass.
08:36Ooh.
08:37This is incredible.
08:42I know you see it, Meeble.
08:43I know Meeble.
08:44I know Meeble.
08:45I see it.
08:50Yeah.
09:00Mm-hmm.
09:01Get ready, Meeble.
09:02I'm ready.
09:03I'm ready.
09:04I'm ready.
09:05I'm ready.
09:06I'm ready.
09:07I'm ready.
09:08I'm ready.
09:09I'm ready.
09:10I'm ready.
09:11I'm ready.
09:12I'm ready.
09:13Touch me.
09:14Oh!
09:16Ooh.
09:17Ooh.
09:19It's a dry rub, not a marinade.
09:21My goodness.
09:22But the minute's up.
09:23I'm sorry.
09:26The rules are rules.
09:27I really respect the rules.
09:29Fuck the rules!
09:30Not too much.
09:31It's a mini challenge.
09:32Mm.
09:33Although it does not look mini at all.
09:37So judges, how'd you like that?
09:40Uh, it's gonna be a very hard one.
09:43It's already a hard one for me.
09:45Yes.
09:46I love the interaction.
09:47Yeah.
09:48I really do love that you came and both of you gave each of us individualized attention.
09:52I have a question for you.
09:53Did you get to peep the meat on one of them?
09:56Yes.
09:57And?
09:58I don't know.
09:59Maybe they're saving that for the main stage!
10:03Yeah!
10:04Which is mad!
10:05Contestants, the theme tonight is glow in the dark.
10:07Have you prepared anything UV reactive or you and me reactive?
10:11Yes, actually.
10:12Um, I actually have a background of being a raver, so this is definitely gonna be very
10:16fun.
10:17You have tricks up your no sleeveless sleeve!
10:19Yeah!
10:20Goobin Von Doobin, do you have anything prepared?
10:22I got a lot of things prepared.
10:23We'll, uh, you'll just have to see what gets taken off and what stays on.
10:26Okay, boys, are you ready for your main strip?
10:28Yes, we are.
10:29Yes, we are.
10:30Okay, go chub up.
10:31There's some pictures of me I texted to you.
10:34Or just Google me, actually.
10:36Yes.
10:37Oh my God!
10:38It's time for our main strip tonight!
10:40Tonight's main strip is sponsored by Q Care and the theme is ho in the dark.
10:46Glow in the dark.
10:48Scoobin Von Doobin, bring it on out!
10:56Let's go!
11:26This casual
11:32Control yourself, me, bro
11:37Yes, take it all
11:47I think meatball one's next
11:55I think meatball one's next
12:25Now we are talking, baby
12:36Let's get it
12:38Let's get straight to business
12:40Oh, yes
12:56Can we take it back from the bridge?
13:00Amazing
13:00Those boots you think are twerking
13:03That's amazing
13:05That was so sexy
13:06And you even pick up your own clothes
13:08Were
13:10Our second contestant for the evening
13:12Is about to enchant us
13:13Damien Cain
13:13Cain
13:14No, I have no fear
13:19It has disappeared
13:21I'm getting out of here
13:23I can see the black
13:29There in the dead of the night
13:31Leaving it all divine
13:34All divine
13:35Walk through the fire
13:38Into the night
13:43Walk through the fire
13:48I gotta fight
13:53I cannot just face defeat
14:00And I will pop the line
14:04Absolutely gorgeous
14:07Absolutely gorgeous
14:07Mmm
14:08I can feel the fire
14:09Telling me
14:10Gotta bring myself
14:13Back to life
14:14Back to life
14:16I can see the light
14:30Yes, you can
14:31Yes
14:31Uh-huh
14:41Uh-huh
14:43It's hot up there
15:03Oh my gosh
15:32Damien Cain
15:33Hi baby
15:34That was so impressive
15:36Thank you
15:37Upside down
15:38I loved all the glowing
15:39I don't know who's paying
15:40The light bill, but
15:41Would you guys mind
15:43Joining me in the center?
15:45Most definitely
15:45Cause now that you took it off
15:46We're gonna do the liberation
15:48Judges, I wanna remind you
15:50That these two boys
15:51Are gonna be judged on
15:52Skill and star power
15:53After the critiques
15:54You're gonna be judging them
15:56From one to ten
15:57And ten
15:58Is the highest
15:59Shh
15:59The winner gets to move on
16:01To our semi-final round
16:03And wow
16:04I just can't wait
16:05Ugh
16:07Oh, that's right
16:08Meatball
16:08What did you think of the dancers
16:11Scoobin Von Duvin?
16:13Well, first of all
16:13I just wanna say
16:14Scoobin Von Duvin
16:15Damien, you were both incredible
16:17I mean, one of the big prizes for this
16:19Is that you get to open for Willem
16:20On one of her shows
16:21And I think during the interview portion
16:23You both really held your own
16:24With her
16:25And that's very hard to do
16:27So I just wanna commend you both for that
16:28I think during the strip show
16:30Scoobin Von Duvin
16:31I thought that that costume
16:32Was absolutely incredible
16:34You really stuck to the theme of glowing
16:36I love the mask
16:37My one thing is
16:38Is I just wish I would have seen your face
16:40A little bit sooner
16:41But that's just me
16:43Because other people up here
16:44Love the anonymous
16:45Anonymous
16:46Anonymous
16:47Anonymous
16:48See anemony
16:49Some of the other people up here
16:52Love that
16:53And so it's
16:53That's just a personal thing for me
16:55Damien, I loved your performance
16:57I, as a drag queen
16:58Am a prop queen
17:00So I love to have a lot of stuff
17:01But sometimes having too many things
17:04Can kind of trip you up
17:05And I felt like
17:06Kind of towards the end
17:07We were just grabbing at stuff
17:09Says the girl with a belt
17:10As a necklace
17:11Too much stuff
17:12Okay
17:13I got a fat neck
17:15Both of you have
17:17Very high skill levels
17:18I see star quality
17:19In both of you
17:20I would be happy
17:21To have either one of you
17:22At one of my shows
17:22Thank you
17:23Yoni
17:24Would either of these guys
17:25Make a good addition
17:26To your team of boys?
17:27Both of them
17:28I would say
17:28They are headliners material
17:31Both of you guys are amazing
17:32However
17:33I would have liked to see you
17:35Coming out with the mask on
17:37And when you came over here
17:38Remove the mask
17:39Your whole outfit
17:40Would have just
17:41Looked so much better to me
17:43Right?
17:43And I love the boots
17:45I love the
17:46Whatever you want to call that
17:48This sock
17:49I don't know
17:49You know
17:50Sleeve
17:50The sleeve
17:51The sleeve
17:52Damien
17:53How is your ass
17:54So smooth and nice, bro?
17:55It's so good
17:56Honestly
17:56It's so good
17:58Thank you
17:58You are so beautiful
18:00It's crazy
18:01I don't really like
18:02White socks
18:03You know
18:03I'd rather see you
18:05You know
18:05Either with no socks
18:06Or black socks
18:07Gotcha
18:08There's hot costumes
18:09And there's cute costumes
18:10It's kind of cute
18:12But other than that
18:13I really enjoyed it
18:14It's amazing
18:15Mama
18:16Did the boys grow on you?
18:17What did you think of
18:18Scoobin?
18:18Absolutely
18:18Scoobin
18:20The way your body moves
18:22Is amazing
18:23You move like water
18:24Absolutely stunning
18:26Normally I would say
18:27The mask should come off
18:29But I don't know
18:29I kind of liked it
18:30I feel like it added
18:31A lot of mystery
18:32I don't know
18:33I found it sexy
18:34Damien
18:34I don't love this blue thing
18:36I can't lie to you
18:37No you're good
18:38You're good
18:39But what's underneath it though
18:40I definitely do enjoy
18:41I kind of wish
18:43That the knee pads
18:44Came off as well though
18:45Because they just looked
18:45A bit random at the end there
18:46But I like the attention
18:48To detail with this eye thing
18:49As well
18:50Like I think it was gorgeous
18:51I think your dancing
18:53Is a tiny bit stiff
18:54But I really love
18:55The way you incorporated
18:56The pole as well
18:56Like I like that
18:57You used the whole space
18:59And you got everything involved
19:00Thank you
19:00Appreciate it
19:01Raheem
19:02You look like you enjoyed
19:04The show
19:04The presentation
19:05Listen
19:06I'm like
19:06I literally
19:07Wondering
19:07Do y'all do movies
19:09No
19:09We're going to have
19:11A little information exchange
19:12At the end of this
19:13Oh listen
19:13Yes definitely
19:14You guys are both beautiful
19:16Number one
19:17Well we were like
19:18Wishing that you took
19:19The mask off
19:20And then with you
19:21Like yeah
19:22We were
19:22We were up here whispering
19:25When's he going to take it off
19:26Listen
19:27You do your thing
19:28No you guys did an amazing job
19:30I love the tease
19:31The full come off
19:33Really love the full come off
19:34How do you feel
19:35Like taking the bong out
19:36Like how
19:37That's
19:37Oh my god
19:40That was the thing
19:41I was going to
19:42Rip this off
19:43Drop to my knees
19:44Take the mask off
19:45Drop the hair
19:45Reach you
19:46Back to one
19:48That would give you a 10
19:53Judges
19:54Can we please start with
19:55Damien Kane
19:56Meatball
19:57Please give us your score
19:58A 9
20:01A 9
20:01Yoni
20:019
20:03Mama
20:048
20:05Raheem
20:06A 9
20:0935
20:10Skubin Von Dubin
20:12You need a 35 to tie
20:1436 or higher
20:16To win
20:17Judges I'll give you a second
20:19While I stare
20:20At these men
20:21Uh oh
20:23Front
20:23There you go
20:25Okay
20:26Meatball
20:27A 10
20:30Yoni
20:31Hit me
20:329
20:34Mama
20:348
20:36Raheem
20:379
20:39Skubin Von Dubin
20:40You have a 36
20:42Which makes you the winner
20:43Congratulations
20:44Thank you
20:47Thank you
20:48Thank you
20:48Of course
20:49Damien Kane
20:51You may not be moving
20:52On to our semifinals
20:53But nobody walks away
20:54Empty handed
20:55From Willem's dark room
20:56Here's a $2,000 tip
20:57From our friends
20:58At Qcare
20:59You're going to need
20:59Three forms of ID
21:00For that
21:01Noted
21:02Thank you
21:03Congratulations
21:04Skubin
21:05Now you better call
21:06Some lesbians
21:06Because you're moving
21:07Into the semifinals
21:08Mmhmm
21:09That means you're
21:12One step closer
21:13To winning
21:13An incredible
21:14Prize package
21:14Which includes
21:16Opening for me
21:17At a live show
21:18Are you going to
21:19Open for me
21:20We would like to
21:22Thank everybody
21:23For watching
21:24And supporting
21:25Your local strippers
21:26And Qcare especially
21:28For giving us
21:28All these trawlers
21:29Yay
21:30Courtney X
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