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00:00Hello, everyone. I'm Jillian Turner, along with Emily Campagno, Paul Morrow, Jesse Watters.
00:10Who's that? And Greg Gutfeld. It's five o'clock in New York City. This is The Five.
00:21President Trump's historic Gaza peace deal appears to be falling into place.
00:26CENTCOM is confirming that Israel has finished its part of the bargain for phase one, drawing its troops back in Gaza to the so-called yellow line.
00:34That means Hamas now has 72 hours to release all the remaining hostages, both dead and still alive.
00:41This is the president prepares to fly to the region Sunday. First, he'll go to Israel, then Egypt.
00:46One thing he's not going to be packing, though, is the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:49That honor this year just went to Maria Corrino Machado. She is Venezuela's opposition leader.
00:55She did, though, throw the president a bone, posting on X, quote,
01:00I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause.
01:08The White House blasting the Nobel Committee for choosing politics over peace.
01:13The chair, though, insists it wasn't a deliberate snub. Listen.
01:16In the long history of the Nobel Peace Prize, I think this committee have seen any type of campaign, media attention.
01:26We receive thousands and thousands of letters every year of people wanting to say what for them leads to peace.
01:33This committee sits in a room filled with the portraits of all laureates, and that room is filled with both courage and integrity.
01:42So we base only our decision on the work and the will of Alfred Nobel.
01:48Well, this historical peace agreement makes some pretty strange bedfellows.
01:52Hillary Clinton is now praising the president's deal.
01:55Really significant first step. And I really commend President Trump and his administration, as well as Arab leaders in the region for making the commitment to the 20 point plan and seeing a path forward for what's often called the day after.
02:19Well, Greg, the president may feel snubbed. We don't know because he this is something we know he wanted, but he is definitely not being snubbed by the rest of the world.
02:29Like the media, Washington, his begrudgingly, I believe they're all saying it's an amazing thing.
02:35I believe Trump derangement addiction is finally being licked. I joke it's never going to go away.
02:41This story is fun because we know that Trump deserves it, but we also knew he wasn't going to get it.
02:47This was just like this was a recreational belief.
02:51The reason why he won't get it is that he's legitimately working on behalf of the American people.
02:56It's America first, not Belgium first.
03:00And European elites like that guy was talking, they can't stand that that they know Americans don't care, but it bothers them that the president doesn't because they're supposed to kneel before them.
03:11And the great thing about Trump is that his personal goals, like he would like to be great and do well, align perfectly with the voters.
03:20I don't know if that's ever happened before, because imagine the opposite.
03:25If the president's aims don't align with the people we live through that.
03:29Why did the Biden White House preside over such nonsense like open borders, recidivist crime wave, men and women's sports, censorship, lockdowns, targeting citizens over speech?
03:41These were products of a government in which their aims were not ours.
03:45And so when they achieved them, they felt good.
03:48But the American public were like, what the hell is going on?
03:51Their highlights, our leaders highlights were our lowlights.
03:54And I think now I think we this is the closest a president has ever aligned to voters.
04:02Every issue, he's on the right side, planted a flag on the hill of common sense.
04:08The high ground maneuver has exposed Democrats for being, you know, addicted to luxury beliefs at the expense of the American public.
04:15Trump is not just a correction.
04:17It's a kill switch.
04:20He stopped the country and in this case, the globe from barreling off a cliff.
04:24And it leads me to ask one more question, Jillian, if I may.
04:27You're not allowed to ask questions.
04:28I want to ask you a question.
04:29Where are the protesters who've been driving all of us nuts?
04:33You know, why shouldn't they be on the street rejoicing?
04:36Shouldn't they be happy?
04:37Or is there something that we always knew about them?
04:40They need to have other people suffering for them to find something to do.
04:43I mean, there's always next year, right, Jesse?
04:47I if I had to bet my money's on next year.
04:50This prize is for stuff that went down in 2024 before the president was even back in office.
04:55The Gaza deal first phase is going through.
04:58It's, you know, looking good for phase two.
05:01What's wrong with I'm not thinking it's going to happen next year or ever.
05:05No, the thing's rigged.
05:07You should see who's on the committee.
05:08The guy that chairs the thing used to work for Doctors Without Borders.
05:11It's a Soros-funded hit job against the United States.
05:15They basically funneled all the illegals here and then said good luck.
05:19These institutions, like the Nobel Peace Prize, have become meaningless.
05:23Kind of like every year People Magazine snubs Greg Gutfeld for Sexiest Man Alive.
05:30And it's like it's starting to lose its meaning.
05:32You know, finally somebody has the courage to say this.
05:36You're welcome.
05:37Who is the heavyweight champion of the world?
05:39Exactly.
05:41Everybody watches the UFC.
05:43Remember when you used to think Victoria's Secret models were like, oh, my God.
05:48Now they're all trans.
05:50They're all trans, Jesse.
05:51Can I say obese?
05:52I don't know.
05:53I don't know.
05:53Yes.
05:54Also trans.
05:54But it's like all these things Trump has exposed, these institutions like the media, the FBI,
06:00the World Health Organization.
06:01He comes along and opens your eyes to it.
06:04Barack Obama got the prize.
06:06It was a DEI prize.
06:08He didn't earn it.
06:09Even Barack Obama was kind of embarrassed and he knew he didn't earn it.
06:13He got it for diplomacy and nuclear nonproliferation.
06:17Did he stop anybody from nuking up?
06:20No.
06:21Trump did.
06:22Trump stopped the Iranians from doing it.
06:24And he wasn't that diplomatic.
06:26He had no personal relationships with any other world leader.
06:29In fact, he increased all of our military assets in Afghanistan, in Libya, in Syria.
06:36He had to go back into Iraq because he gave birth to ISIS.
06:39So, Donald Trump has not started one single war and ended eight.
06:45It's pretty clear he deserved it.
06:47But I'm with Greg.
06:48I don't think he's ever going to get it.
06:49Well, you know, people have been talking for years now about the Trump foreign policy doctrine.
06:56I remember talking about it on the air when he launched his first campaign.
07:01Everybody had a different idea about what it was.
07:03It was, you know, making America great on the world stage.
07:06It was ending all foreign wars.
07:08Now it's peace through strength.
07:10I think this deal shows that really all along, Emily, the Trump foreign policy doctrine has
07:16been getting the deal done.
07:18This makes it crystal clear.
07:20Yeah.
07:21And it started, you know, this with and well before, but the Abraham Accords, where that
07:26was Israel brokering that through the brokering of the deal with Trump, Israel then has a partnership
07:33with these Arab nations that other administrations said would never happen.
07:37And the difference between talk and actual substance is that the economic and the intelligence
07:44cooperation and the tourism, all of the gains of the Abraham Accord, Abraham Accord, is still
07:49in effect today.
07:50You mean Abraham?
07:52Abraham Accord.
07:53Abraham Accord.
07:53Abraham Accord.
07:54Abraham Accord.
07:55I had to.
07:56Abraham Accord.
07:58Frankenstein.
07:59Exactly.
08:00It remains in effect today, right?
08:02And that's the difference.
08:03And I think when you were articulating what Obama got you, I mean, it was for the promotion
08:07of nuclear non-proliferation.
08:10It was for a new climate of diplomacy.
08:12Like, they were honest that it was based on ideas and idealism and symbolism, not actual
08:18substance.
08:19They were literally rewarding hope and ideas.
08:22And here we have the benefit of President Trump that actually made history and actually did
08:27something.
08:27But I agree with everyone.
08:29We're never going to get it.
08:31He's never going to get that.
08:32It's like in 1972.
08:34Everyone knew that it was an incomplete pass, and yet it was deemed an immaculate reception.
08:39Everyone knew the Raiders should have won, and yet somehow the Steelers won on.
08:44Exactly.
08:44So everyone knows what I'm talking about.
08:46That history is rewritten in front of your eyes.
08:48But everyone knows who actually made it.
08:50It's like every best picture in the Oscars is never really the best picture.
08:55Did Jaws win best picture?
08:57I don't think he did.
08:58No.
08:58Because only certain genres can win.
09:00Yeah, they give it to, like, ordinary people or something.
09:02The worst movie ever.
09:04Purple Rain should have won.
09:05We need Ricky Gervais to talk to the Nobel Committee here.
09:09He said, no, we don't care.
09:10Yes.
09:10I remember that.
09:11The Golden Globes.
09:12Yeah.
09:12He just put them all in their place.
09:13That's what you really...
09:14Who cares?
09:15Who needs the Scandinavian valedictorian award?
09:18Yeah, I get it.
09:18President Trump.
09:19I know.
09:19President Trump cares.
09:20He wants it.
09:21I know.
09:21I know.
09:21Yeah, he wants it.
09:22All right.
09:22He wants part of history.
09:23He's concerned about his position in history.
09:25I get that.
09:26You're not wrong.
09:26But that said, I don't think it really makes a lick of difference here.
09:30A couple of things I think really are worth teasing out here.
09:32First of all, what a perfect encapsulation of Europe, right?
09:35It's all show no go.
09:37It's like I've talked in the past about Europe becoming Epcot.
09:39Epcot has more international influence these days than actually Europe.
09:43Because realistically, if you look at the metrics, Musk alone, 28 satellites this year.
09:49America, over 100.
09:50China, 40.
09:51Europe, four.
09:52All right?
09:53Since the last, what is it, eight years, United States GDP grown 19%.
09:58Germany, their biggest economy, 1%.
10:01All right?
10:01I could go on.
10:02It doesn't matter.
10:02The bottom line is Europe is failing.
10:05And this is the kind of thing that they're clinging to because they'll just never give
10:09it to Trump because he's the unwashed American.
10:12Look at some of the past recipients of this vaunted award.
10:15Yasser Arafat.
10:17All right?
10:17Another, you know, charming character.
10:19The European Union itself got it in 2012.
10:23For doing what?
10:24For being the European Union?
10:25The European Union essentially gave itself an award.
10:27I could go on as far as that goes as well.
10:29There's all kinds of scoundrels that have gotten that award.
10:32So I think it actually demeans the American presidency and what Trump has accomplished here
10:37because I think what he's done is going to lead ultimately to things like the Saudis coming
10:43under the Abraham Accords and the follow-on of that is going to be the whole gang of them.
10:46You're going to get all of the Syrian all the way going through the Shia Crescent all
10:52the way into Lebanon.
10:54That's everybody surrounding Israel.
10:55This will be the first time where you might have an actual stable Middle East.
10:59Think about what that does to things like military, fuel prices.
11:02This matters.
11:04As I said, the Scandinavian good guy award, that doesn't matter.
11:08And lastly, real quick, it's still a win because they gave it to this Venezuelan who
11:12is very Trump adjacent.
11:14That doesn't happen without Trump.
11:16And she, of course, lauded Trump upon getting it.
11:18And this is something we've talked about.
11:20There's a Trump doctrine, a continuation of the Monroe Doctrine.
11:23He's looking to change the dynamic from China and, to some extent, Russia and even Iran in
11:28the southern part of the Western Hemisphere here relative to Venezuela, Cuba.
11:33You could go on.
11:34That's where this matters.
11:36Let the Norwegians keep the award.
11:38What about Eurovision?
11:40Oh, he could still be nominated for that.
11:44Eurovision.
11:45That's the one that matters.
11:46You should nominate the president.
11:47Who says I haven't already, Jillian.
11:49Do your homework.
11:49So, coming up next, something completely different.
11:55New York's attorney general, that's Leticia James.
11:58Past comments about prosecuting President Trump before she had any access to evidence are now
12:02coming back to bite.
12:03She's staring down more good fraud charges.
12:06Never be afraid to challenge this illegitimate president.
12:09We're going to definitely assume we're going to be a real pain in the a**.
12:12He's going to know my name personally.
12:13I look forward to going into the office of attorney general every day, suing him.
12:21Tish getting what she dished.
12:23New York AG Leticia James indicted on mortgage fraud.
12:26After spending years weaponizing the courts against Trump and his businesses, she's suddenly
12:31crying foul about weaponization.
12:33This is nothing more than a continuation of the president's desperate weaponization of
12:40our justice system.
12:41These charges are baseless.
12:43And the president's own public statements make clear that his only goal is political
12:48retribution at any cost.
12:51But CNN says, what's the big deal?
12:54Everybody commits a little mortgage fraud.
12:56What Tish James, and again, we're still getting the details, but if it's related to this mortgage
13:01issue, I mean, this is something that everyone in America, or many people at least, if you're
13:05lucky enough to be able to buy a house in America, you deal with this, right?
13:09The federal government doesn't go after all of these people for doing this.
13:17Emily, it looks like they have her dead to rights.
13:20She filled out the form.
13:21She lied.
13:21She even reported the rental income on her taxes.
13:26Look, I can't speak to what will happen actually in courts and to the evidence.
13:31However, yes, it seems obvious.
13:33And here's what I hate the most about the commentary.
13:35The concept that either everyone does it or that it's no big deal is such an affront to
13:42the millions of Americans that get that pit in our stomach every year when we see the audit
13:47or the IRS and have to do our taxes and actually go overboard to make sure that every penny lines
13:53up.
13:53I have had friends audited for less than a few thousand dollars.
13:59I've had clients that have been audited in the $30,000 range or less.
14:03And I did a snapshot of what happens in just one year.
14:06And in one year alone, for example, the U.S.
14:08Sentencing Commission has over 57,000 mortgage fraud offenses referred to them.
14:14That is that specific charge referred to them.
14:17The FBI investigating almost 4,000 in one year, 30 percent of which are under a million dollars.
14:26So the concept that somehow it has to be a big deal or it has to be in the millions to
14:30have some impact doesn't hold water because good, hardworking Americans follow the law
14:35all day, every day.
14:36And when you don't, then I guess you become a con man or a carnival barker, which is what
14:41the language that this AG used about someone else that was actually totally innocent.
14:45Paul, whose post-indictment video was better, Comey's or Tish James's?
14:51Yeah, they're both atrocious.
14:52And you know what?
14:53The sanctimony embedded in both of them is just so insufferable.
14:57And as Emily says, the idea that somehow or other everybody does is just not true.
15:02I've brought mortgage fraud cases.
15:03Now, you could argue the following.
15:05That is a federal case.
15:06It's a comparatively low number.
15:07But that said, you forget, she is a public servant.
15:11She's supposed to be the top law enforcement officer in all of New York state.
15:15So that said, that's the justification for doing this this way federally.
15:20Let's remember something else.
15:21Donald Trump did not indict her.
15:23In one of the bluest jurisdictions in this country, a jury of her peers indicted her.
15:28And by the way, that's adjacent right there in the Washington area where the Trump administration
15:33has lost a number of indictments.
15:35Remember they got it through the hero sandwich at the cup?
15:37They didn't get that indictment right in the same area.
15:39So it just shows you this is the process.
15:41You want to gripe about this, then take it up with the grand jury.
15:44There's a couple of overlays real quick.
15:45The leak that went to MSNBC, I think, is significant.
15:48There's leaks that came out earlier in the week saying, oh, they're not going to go with
15:52this case.
15:52They decided there's no probable cause.
15:55And it was two DOJ members, according to MSNBC, that did that leak significantly to MSNBC.
16:01There needs to be now a follow-on leak investigation because that's deep state nonsense.
16:06They were trying to put their finger on the scale to say, OK, if this goes this way, we
16:10can claim, you know what, we didn't want to bring this case, and Trump forced it down
16:14our throats.
16:15Right.
16:15And then lastly...
16:16The same thing happened with Comey.
16:17Exactly.
16:17Literally the same thing.
16:18Remember something, too.
16:19In this case, there is a victim.
16:21In the Trump case, the chief brought against Trump.
16:23Exactly.
16:24There was no victim.
16:25The banks were on board.
16:26He paid them back.
16:27In this case, who lost the $19,000?
16:30We did.
16:31Yeah, we paid.
16:31What's $19,000 divided by five?
16:34We should split it.
16:36Jillian?
16:37Well, I was going to say, in order for everybody to commit this kind of mortgage fraud in America,
16:43everybody has to own more than one home, which most people don't.
16:46So there's an inherent bias built in there off the bat.
16:49You've got three, reportedly.
16:50I mean, this, Emily, you probably can talk to this better than I can, but I was talking
16:56to a lawyer earlier who was saying this case is just going to really come down to the paperwork.
17:00The defense is going to be kind of built around her claiming or how well she can make the case
17:06that this was like her tax attorney's machination.
17:09She didn't really have much to do with it or much input or really know about it.
17:14So in discovery, when they go through all the emails and whatever else, like, it'll all come out
17:20and this will go or not go based on what's in there.
17:23And also, I mean, no matter what, she materially benefited.
17:26And so that whole defense of like, I didn't know better or I'm so sorry,
17:30well, there are remedies that are then commensurate with that.
17:32The whole point is if you prove intentionality and you prove intent to deceive,
17:35then, well, the punishment will fit the crime.
17:37Sorry, Greg, go on.
17:38All right, Greg, you know more about fraud than anybody because you are one.
17:41That's right.
17:44This is Brett Hume.
17:46So my good friend Molly Hemingway once told me.
17:49No, I love this because the Dems thought they had a solid like 95 percent gamble.
17:57You could hunt Trump down and hunt other Republicans down under the assumption that they're finished.
18:02They're done.
18:03But as they say, if you go for the king, you better make sure the job is done.
18:06Trump is now the man with no name in High Plains Drifter.
18:10They thought they had him, but now he's painting the town red.
18:13You can call it revenge, but I'll get to that.
18:15Turnabout is fair play.
18:17Remember, nothing that Trump does, whether he doesn't do this or not,
18:21is going to affect the Democrats' behavior after this.
18:24Like you'll hear people say like, well, if he does this, then they're going to do that.
18:28It's like, no, you're going to do that anyway because you started this mess.
18:31This lady's career was predicated on a vow that she was going to take Trump down.
18:37Remember, she did that in a video.
18:39And the hilarity of the media, the Democrats doing this two wrongs don't make a right stuff.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:45If Jesse punches me in the face, I should be able to punch it back even if I can't reach his face.
18:50But the thing is, it's like you don't have that argument.
18:53You know, it's like they came after us.
18:55That was lawfare.
18:57They thought they had it.
18:58It was going to be great, but it's wrong.
19:00It didn't, and now you've got to pay the price.
19:02Don't get mad at us.
19:04Don't get mad at us.
19:05This is justice.
19:06So the only solution is mutually assured destruction.
19:09If you know that I will fight back if you attack, then you won't initiate the attack.
19:16Jesse won't hit me because he knows I'll hit him back.
19:18That's why people have NRA stickers on their front porch.
19:21That's why people have nuclear weapons.
19:23So right, Jillian.
19:25So right.
19:25It's why I wear tight shirts.
19:27So people see the muscles in my body.
19:30It's a nonviolent signal to warn off aggressors who think they might be, you know, able to handle it.
19:39But it says, you know, you're biting off more than you can chew.
19:42Again, People Magazine, world's sexiest man right here.
19:46Yeah.
19:46Next year is your year.
19:47I'm wearing a half shirt tonight.
19:49Peace through drink.
19:49Yes.
19:50Up next.
19:51That's what they call you.
19:51Governor J.B. Beck-Ribbs squeezes into a combat vest to mock Trump's crime crackdown.
19:56Crackdown.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:57Ashes erupting again outside that ice facility in Broadview, Illinois, near Chicago.
20:02Police officers literally had to drag and arrest some of the agitators.
20:06Despite scenes like these, a Biden-appointed federal judge blocked the Trump administration's
20:12deployment of National Guard troops to Chicago for now.
20:15Their help is desperately needed.
20:17Look at this.
20:18In the past week, 38 people were shot in Chicago, 10 of them fatally.
20:22But it's all a big, fat joke to the state's governor, J.B. Pritzker.
20:26He went on Jimmy Kimmel's show to mock Trump's deployment of the National Guard.
20:31Watch.
20:31We also got a very special report filed by J.B. Pritzker, the governor of Illinois.
20:37This is J.B. Pritzker reporting from war-torn Chicago.
20:40We've seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.
20:45And our deep-dish pizza, well, has gone shallow.
20:49So it's a challenge to survive here in the city of Chicago, but there's no hellscape that
20:55I'd rather be in.
20:57I think that that needs to be a larger size.
20:59But while Illinois laughs it off, red state America isn't.
21:02In Memphis, Tennessee, National Guard troops are already on the streets patrolling a blue
21:07city that's actually welcoming the president's help.
21:10Because the thing is, Greg, look, that J.B. Pritzker, that's the kind of person that is
21:16the first person to call 911 or to call for help in an emergency.
21:21Yeah, like when he's falling and he can't get up?
21:23Exactly.
21:23Yeah, yeah, he slipped and then he's just like rolling around in the bathroom.
21:27That was like fat on stupid crime when he was on Kimmel.
21:30But you know what?
21:32Let him have it.
21:33Let them do this.
21:34If this keeps them busy, you know, it doesn't have any impact.
21:38They don't they never ask themselves, what side are they on?
21:43Right.
21:43It's the guard is there to assist the feds who are trying to ensure the safety because
21:49activists and anti-ice protesters are there harassing them.
21:52So you have to ask, well, then whose side are you on?
21:55They never ask themselves that because whoever's on their side are not the people who are the
22:00victims.
22:01There are always people like them with their luxury beliefs who can sit there and complain
22:05about, oh, my God, just the the optics, the optics of the National Guard being there.
22:11Oh, my God, we're an armed city.
22:13It's like, well, what are the optics that you prefer?
22:16People like recidivist criminals.
22:18You don't even know the optics because you don't even take the subway anymore.
22:22So this is a way to allow and also Pritzker, what he calls it, an invasion.
22:27He should remember that that the Texas National Guard actually fought a real invasion on our
22:33border.
22:33And thanks to Biden's policies, now they've got to go to Chicago.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Jesse, when are when are that governor and those kind of people going to learn that who's
22:44voting them in and who they're serving is not their TikTok followers.
22:48It's not that the 20 year old, you know, getting digital data in the office is actually in
22:52in his case, it's Americans that are dying under his watch.
22:58Will that ever click?
22:59No.
22:59I mean, Chicago is a killing field.
23:03There's more shootings in Chicago than any other city.
23:05They're on pace for almost 500 homicides this year.
23:09And they have 110,000 gang members in the city.
23:13Almost 10 percent of the city is illegal.
23:15So he's in this major confrontation with the commander in chief over law and order, over
23:22life and death.
23:23And he's joking around with a low rated comedian who just got benched over an assassination quip.
23:29That is a dumb idea.
23:31He also just mocked Kristi Noem for playing dress up.
23:34Meanwhile, he's squeezing into an extra large flak jacket.
23:39I woke up Jesse Jr. this morning before school.
23:41I said, Jesse, it's time.
23:42He said, Dad, why does Trump get credit for seeking peace overseas, but not for seeking
23:48peace here?
23:49Great question.
23:50I said, that's a good point, son.
23:52He said, why is peace through strength so effective abroad, but not in Chicago?
23:58And he said, why does Hollywood put all these good guys with guns in movies, but when Trump
24:04puts good guys with guns in Chicago, it's bad.
24:07This kid's smart.
24:08He will take my job.
24:10And they won't have to change the name of the show.
24:12He should fill in for you.
24:14Have you invited him?
24:15I should take four days off.
24:16All right.
24:16So let me sort of rephrase that question to you, Paul.
24:18Why is it so offensive to these governors that President Trump actually wants to serve
24:25the American people and actually protect the American people on the streets?
24:28Because he wants to be president, right?
24:30I mean, that's the case with Pritzker here.
24:32Same thing with Newsom.
24:32This is all political, obviously.
24:34If you actually go by the metrics that matter as opposed to playing with the numbers, oh,
24:38the shootings are down, the murders are down, but not compared to 2020.
24:41The numbers that they're on pace for relative to the stuff that matters in New York, you'd
24:45have to go back like to 1990.
24:46Okay, look at, let's just look at the metrics that are real, for instance.
24:51Number one, Illinois is behind only New York and California in outward-bound migration.
24:57All right?
24:57Businesses that have left, Citadel, Morton, Boeing, Caterpillar, I could go on.
25:02Think about all that.
25:03There's a reason they're leaving.
25:04Hello?
25:04But I want to go on to one thing really specific here.
25:07Shot spotter.
25:08If you've never heard of it, that's what this is.
25:10It's essentially a glorified speaker, but it picks up, or it's a microphone, it picks up
25:14shots that are fired.
25:15Most shots fired jobs don't go to the police.
25:18They're not reported.
25:19So this is a program.
25:21New York has it.
25:22It works terrifically well.
25:23It piloted here.
25:24They put it in Chicago.
25:25Here's where the rubber hits the road.
25:27It's working, right?
25:28Brandon Johnson comes in.
25:29He says, you know what?
25:30It's racist.
25:31It's over-policing black and Hispanic neighborhoods.
25:34We're going to get rid of it.
25:35And then what he does is, he says, oh, wait a minute.
25:37We got the DNC.
25:38Delay getting rid of it.
25:40Right.
25:40So they were supposed to get rid of it in February.
25:42He finds out we got the DNC for August.
25:44He kicks getting rid of it to August.
25:46That tells you all you need to know.
25:48To September, rather.
25:50He did it a month after the DNC because he knows it works.
25:53And it just goes to the heart of the issue.
25:55Who gets killed?
25:56Who gets shot?
25:57Young black men.
25:58Period.
25:59That's what the numbers show.
26:00That's who's doing it.
26:01But you know what?
26:02They don't care because he wants to be president.
26:04And that's the truth to this guy.
26:05And the saddest thing in that subset, so 85% we know are young black Americans, but up
26:10to 20%, and sometimes even more, are under the age of 20.
26:15And that J.B. Pritzker governor is just mocking their lives, too.
26:19I was thinking while Paul was talking that the argument when it comes to Chicago, for folks
26:27who don't know, it kind of mirrors the argument, the anti-National Guard troop argument mirrors
26:32D.C.
26:33And people say, well, you only need National Guard troops sent into certain pockets because
26:38the crime rates in different areas are so different.
26:41But it actually popped on my radar on Tuesday that the Chicago PD have now issued a warning
26:47about violent robberies in downtown Chicago targeting people who are on their own.
26:53There has been a spate of violent crime targeting people who are by themselves, which obviously,
27:00you know, usually impacts women greatly.
27:03But that's not the point.
27:04The point is that even downtown Chicago seems to be struggling, according to the Chicago
27:09PD.
27:10I don't know.
27:11I've never been to Chicago, which is maybe weird.
27:13Weird?
27:14I don't know what I've never been to Chicago.
27:15It is weird, right?
27:16What's your problem?
27:17I don't know.
27:17I should go.
27:18It looks beautiful.
27:18Don't visit anytime soon.
27:19It looks great.
27:20No, it's actually, it's very nice.
27:21I mean, maybe.
27:22We had a fun time at the DNC.
27:23That we did, Jesse.
27:24I mean, me and you mostly.
27:25Yes.
27:26We never left the hotel.
27:27All right, guys.
27:29Well, up next, Katie Porter is going psycho on her staffers.
27:33Welcome back.
27:34It's been a tough week for California gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter.
27:39See, I said it.
27:39As even more video clips surfaced of her psychotic behavior towards staffers on the heels of that
27:47disastrous CBS interview.
27:50What I'm saying to you is that, well, to those voters, okay, so you, I don't want to keep
27:55doing this.
27:55I'm going to call it.
27:56Hang on one second, everybody.
27:58You know, we should put the computer up.
28:00Yes.
28:01Yes, we should have.
28:02Yes.
28:03Okay, everybody.
28:04I'm not that dark.
28:07And the state could lose.
28:09You're out of my shot.
28:12Wow.
28:13So, Greg, you're insufferable as well.
28:16Yes.
28:17She's my spirit animal.
28:19I was going to say, I thought that was bad.
28:21What's your take?
28:22Go ahead.
28:23Well, it's, I think, I've said it before, it's rare to see a natural beauty like her.
28:28And when you're a 10, you expect a measure of respect, you know, from your, from your employees.
28:34She's so hot, and especially when she's passionate.
28:37She reminds me of the lady who cuts in line at the express lane at the store, and she's
28:42got more than the 15 items that are the maximum, and they are all battery powered.
28:47I love, I love this angry, overflowed sack of ego and carbs.
28:55This is the best thing to happen to my show in a year.
28:58Stelter was getting old.
29:00Jerry Nadler, Pritzker, they're smelly more so than usual.
29:04She's, she has everything you loathe in a liberal.
29:09Entitled, arrogant, self-serving.
29:12She's got no, she didn't get into politics to help people.
29:15It was to help herself, and you can see it, and I do believe she's unstable.
29:18I mean, she, they look to play her off as, she's a single mom.
29:21She's a single mom because the dude ran screaming from her because she's nuts.
29:25She's so arrogant, she doesn't think that she has to win anybody over.
29:29That's why she got mad about the follow-up questions.
29:32Read more about her, man.
29:33She's nuts.
29:33Good thing Greg didn't take too long, so we have time to get to all the topics.
29:37That's true.
29:39So, Jesse, has anybody ever dumped mashed potatoes on you?
29:43No, but if they did, I'd just open my mouth.
29:45I love mashed potatoes.
29:47I like it when they pour the butter and it creates like a little lake inside the mashed potato.
29:52Wow.
29:53The hot butter.
29:54Oh, yeah, it's the best.
29:55What was the question?
29:57So this woman, and Greg touched on it, but I'm going to make it more of a bigger point.
30:02Just kidding.
30:03He always says that to me.
30:03It's so annoying.
30:04He's like.
30:04I'm going to make it smarter.
30:08Yeah.
30:08I'm going to make it smarter.
30:09She's now crossed over from just like one of these crazy politicians.
30:12She's like a meme.
30:13Yeah.
30:13Okay.
30:13You're going to see this woman for years, and she's going to descend, and she's going to
30:17descend, and she's going to descend so low.
30:18So she might do Greg's show.
30:20Yes.
30:21That's what we're looking at here.
30:23Wow.
30:23Call me.
30:24Psycho.
30:25So can you say gubernatorial?
30:27Gubernatorial.
30:27I feel like this is like the opposite of shallow hell, where most people, you think that they're
30:34like the shallow hell point, where someone is like that on the inside, and on the outside,
30:39they're a supermodel.
30:39But she looks like that on the inside.
30:41Like she is an ugly individual on the inside.
30:45Are you saying she thinks she's a 10?
30:47No.
30:48I'm saying that she's a one through and through, because per our conversation yesterday, when
30:52you are mean and terrible to people, that is the ugliest thing you can ever be.
30:56If you are kind, then you are beautiful no matter what.
31:00See what I'm saying?
31:00She had to go to anger management classes during her divorce.
31:05She's a mom.
31:05She had a live-in boyfriend and a la-la-la, whatever.
31:08She lives on the Irvine campus for like a couple hundred thousand dollars when the homes
31:12are worth like millions, whatever.
31:14I forgot my main point.
31:17Oh, it is that you can't, I mean, sort of.
31:19There's no way that someone who behaves like that can be in a public office and can be considered
31:25a servant.
31:25I have this meme that I feel like sort of funnily sums me up, but it really doesn't.
31:29And it says, after a long day of being nice.
31:31And it's this person that like is sitting in a chair and they peeled off their humanity
31:36and then inside it's like a demon and they're smoking a cigarette and like drinking a beer
31:39and on the walls the pictures of like the beautiful self that they are or whatever during
31:42the day.
31:42But I feel like that's my point.
31:44She is like that on the inside and the outside.
31:46Just a mean, terrible person.
31:47You mean you're fake nice?
31:49Is that what you're telling us?
31:50No, I really think it's funny.
31:51No, she's an awful person.
31:53No, I'm not.
31:54No, I am.
31:54That's why it's like funny because it's ironic.
31:56Got it.
31:59We're having an unusual show today.
32:01Julian, kick us off.
32:03I mean, all I'm going to say is you guys must have never been to D.C.
32:06Because if you think that you have to be nice to run for public office, you got something
32:10else coming for you.
32:11That was.
32:12You haven't been to Chicago.
32:13That was nothing.
32:13But you've been to D.C.
32:14I've been to D.C.
32:15Got it.
32:15Let me tell you about the cities.
32:18I have been to L.A. because Jesse was asking me that in the commercial break.
32:21Okay.
32:22So take that.
32:22Oh, okay.
32:23She's probably going to win.
32:24That was on a connecting flight.
32:26And I grew up.
32:28You can't count connecting flights as a city you've been to.
32:31You have to exit the airport.
32:32All right.
32:32We've got to go.
32:33We've got to go.
32:34All right.
32:34Fan Mail Friday is up next.
32:35All right.
32:36First question from Nancy.
32:37Is there something you believed 10 years ago and now have the opposite opinion?
32:46Jesse.
32:48Say the moon landing.
32:53When was that election that was stolen?
32:56Was that 10 years ago?
32:57It feels like just yesterday.
33:00I go back and forth on the election, Greg.
33:03Like at first, I definitely thought it was stolen.
33:05And then I couldn't prove it.
33:07And then now, after everything else that's come out that we've been right about, probably
33:12stolen.
33:13You just can't prove it.
33:14You just can't prove it.
33:15One of those things.
33:16How about you, Jillian?
33:17I used to think that everybody else was smarter than me, and then I finally realized that
33:23I'm actually smarter than everybody else.
33:25Oh, wow.
33:28Wow.
33:29Wow.
33:29Still never been to Chicago.
33:31Yeah.
33:32I don't know.
33:33You are one humble lady.
33:35It's Abraham.
33:36Yeah, Abraham.
33:37By the way, that was a joke.
33:39I feel like I need to address that for the record.
33:41Yeah, whatever, Jillian.
33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
33:42We're stupid.
33:43Paul?
33:44This is an easy one.
33:45I did not think that Donald Trump would win.
33:48Yeah.
33:48You know, that's just the first thing that comes to mind.
33:51You know, as somebody who voted for him the first time around, I said, you know, I've
33:54got to vote for this guy.
33:54But like everybody else, I remember where I was that night.
33:59It was a big night.
34:01Yeah.
34:01Emily?
34:02This is totally boring.
34:03What?
34:03But I believed that I would hate escargot.
34:06I tried it and they were delicious.
34:08Really?
34:08And also, I would say that 10 years ago, there were certain like celebrities that I grew
34:12up being like, oh my gosh, I love them.
34:14And then after the Trump situation and seeing how deranged they are, that kind of thing,
34:18like now when I see them, I'm like, ugh.
34:19Like I used to love those 90s rom-coms and like Lala, whatever.
34:22And now I'm like, you guys are so annoying.
34:24Yeah.
34:25Should I name them?
34:26Yes.
34:26Yes.
34:26For example, Mark Ruffalo would be one.
34:28Yes.
34:29Ringstein.
34:30Ruffalo.
34:31Whatever.
34:31No, it's Ruffalo.
34:33Ruffalo.
34:34Springstein.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Um, um, the one that makes me laugh all the time, but it's totally annoying.
34:39Greg.
34:40No.
34:42Anyway, whatever.
34:43Go ahead.
34:43Somebody get to the next one.
34:44Something I believed 10 years ago and now have the opposite opinion.
34:47Santa Claus.
34:49Craig.
34:49No, I believe.
34:50Now you believe.
34:51Yes.
34:51Oh, right.
34:52Do we have time for one more?
34:53Yes.
34:54What TV show did you watch as a child that you stream now as an adult?
34:59Ooh.
35:00Well, you're too smart for this question, Jillian.
35:04I have only one answer.
35:06Uh, I don't stream it, but, uh, the show that holds up for me is The Odd Couple.
35:10Ah, interesting.
35:11Yeah.
35:11I think there's only been three great situations in American history.
35:14It is The Honeymooners, The Odd Couple, and The Office.
35:17The rest of them are second rate.
35:18The Office.
35:19There you go.
35:19There you go.
35:20Just discovered it.
35:20Emily, what did you watch as a child that you stream as an adult?
35:24Tales from the Crypt.
35:25Weirdly.
35:25We weren't really allowed to watch TV, but my sister watched a lot of the 80s shows, whatever,
35:29and so now I feel like I, I, I don't know.
35:31I feel like movies would have been a better question.
35:33I could do movies.
35:35The Wonder Years.
35:35A lot of movies.
35:36Oh.
35:36Remember Kevin Arnold?
35:37Yes, Kevin Arnold.
35:39Those were the days.
35:40What about you, Jillian?
35:41I recently streamed Return to Oz, which is not a TV show, it's a movie, but it holds up
35:4630 years later.
35:47Nice.
35:47It's terrifying.
35:48Is that the one with a little girl?
35:50It's like the part two, it's like the sequel to The Wizard of Oz.
35:54Who cares?
35:54But she was like little and weird?
35:55Yes.
35:56And it's sort of like, and there's heads that are on the, all the different types.
36:00It's like, yap, yap, yap.
36:02What did I watch as a child that I stream now as an adult?
36:05Obviously, Eyes Wide Shut.
36:07All right.
36:09One more thing's up next.
36:13Welcome back.
36:13And it's time for one more thing.
36:16Greg, you're most ripped.
36:18You get to go first.
36:19Time for my pitch tonight.
36:21Oh, this is great.
36:23We have Kat, we have Emily, but we also have Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla together.
36:27It's like a love line reunion.
36:28It's amazing.
36:29Let's do this.
36:31Greg's Drunk Panda News with Brett Hume.
36:35I love a good newborn panda.
36:37You know, I love to nap.
36:38And check out this little panda from the Chengdu Research Base in China.
36:44Oh, my goodness.
36:45Me and my good friend, Juan Williams, would often go out to China and look at the pandas.
36:49Just, these pandas, Jessie, they sleep up to 20 hours a day.
36:55And they're, Emily, they're born pink and furless.
36:59But they slowly grow white fur, Jillian, and then black fur as they get older.
37:05As my good friend Molly Hemingway would say, yep, that looks like a panda.
37:10I'm tempted to just stay here for the rest of the show.
37:13But, Jessie, it's your turn.
37:14I'm tempted to cede my whole turn.
37:15Can you put that back on?
37:17I can't take my eyes off.
37:18It's a beautiful panda.
37:20Look at that.
37:20It's a little panda.
37:22Well, the Yankee season is over.
37:26They'll probably go to Cancun.
37:27But these guys that ran out onto the field, they're probably going to jail.
37:30Look at these two dudes.
37:31Coming up.
37:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, got him.
37:38God, I love when they get him.
37:39Tonight, Jessie, what is prime time?
37:40A mystery guest.
37:42It is not Dr. Siegel.
37:43I swear it's not him.
37:46Eight o'clock.
37:48Oh, wait.
37:49Who's next?
37:50Sorry.
37:50All right.
37:50Emily, you're next.
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38:23Paul, you're last.
38:25You've got two seconds.
38:26All right.
38:26Your time's up.
38:27Bottom line is the Giants beat the Eagles.
38:30Seriously?
38:30Not that I care about.
38:32Literally all the time we have left.
38:33I miss Jessica.
38:34That is literally all the time we have left.
38:36Thanks for joining us.
38:38Have a great night.
38:40Welcome to Jesse Waters' Prime Time tonight.
38:43Donald Trump has repeatedly said he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
38:47This committee sits in a room that's filled with both courage and integrity.
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