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00:00I'm Jimmy Fallon, and this is Fox News Saturday Night.
00:05Come on, hop in.
00:31Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:33Sam, thank you so much for coming.
00:34Sorry I was a little late getting out of the wall.
00:36Early today, for real, this chick, I was talking to this girl, she just punched me right in the face.
00:40It was crazy.
00:41That's the last time I tried to interview Katie Porter.
00:45But welcome.
00:47Welcome to Fox News Saturday Night.
00:48There you go, there you go, there you go.
00:49There you go.
00:52We have such an insanely good show for you tonight.
00:54Check this out.
00:55UFC fighting legend, WWE wrestling badass, Ronda Rousey, is in the house.
01:02Whoa.
01:03Yeah.
01:04That's right.
01:05You better clap or she'll kick my ass.
01:07Oh, my God.
01:09Of course, Ronda is in New York because Comic-Con has returned to the Big Apple,
01:12which means we've got thousands of grown men walking around in Pokemon costumes right now.
01:19Yep.
01:19When Comic-Con comes to town, New York is known as the city that never sleeps with anyone.
01:24And, uh, but as a sports fan, uh, it is obviously a high honor to interview Ronda Rousey
01:32because she has knocked out more women than anyone except Chris Brown.
01:36And, uh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:41Don't look at me.
01:42He did it.
01:42Come on.
01:43But I bring up fighting because, as you know, President Trump did not win the Nobel Prize on Friday.
01:49Right?
01:49I'm with you.
01:50I'm with you.
01:51And people thought he had it locked up after he announced the Gaza hostage deal.
01:55But apparently the mail-in ballots got him again.
01:58And, uh, it's, uh, unbelievable.
02:02Uh, that being said, Trump is a classy guy.
02:04And right before we came on the air, we have just learned that the president has actually sent the entire Nobel Prize Committee
02:11on a luxury cruise out of Sweden.
02:14Take a look.
02:14Yep, they're all sleeping with the Swedish fishes, uh, which is not true.
02:26But Trump has informed Sweden that he's renaming the Baltic Sea to the Barents Sea after his son.
02:32Which is only right.
02:34It's only right for Barron.
02:35Of course, back here in America, the government is still shut down because of guys like Chuck Schumer
02:39and, of course, Hakeem Jeffries, or as we call him, Barack Slobama.
02:49Seriously, check out the difference between these two.
02:52My palms are sweaty.
02:54Knees weak.
02:56Arms are heavy.
02:58Bombing on my sweater already.
03:00Mine's spaghetti.
03:02I have no idea what these people are talking about.
03:04And there you go.
03:10Like, Hakeem Jeffries totally sounds like the Obama you'd get at Disney's Hall of Presidents,
03:17you know?
03:17Just like the wooden energy and the stiff arms, which is still better than the Joe Biden at
03:21the Hall of Presidents, which is just a Ouija board and an auto pen.
03:24But long story short, Democrats think this shutdown is going to help them win the next election,
03:36to which voters say, no way.
03:41And there you go.
03:43Like, that was Chuck Schumer getting feisty.
03:46He's like, no way.
03:50And I don't want to start a political debate on a Saturday night comedy show, but Democrats
03:54claim they're shutting down the government because health care is too expensive.
03:58But for some reason, they never mention the fact that they passed the health care bill
04:02called the Affordable Care Act.
04:04Like, yo, I'm just saying, Democrats telling you health care is too expensive is like Bill
04:12Cosby telling you your drink is too strong, you know?
04:15Like, gee, I wonder why, you know?
04:19But I'm not here to pick on Democrat leadership because that's President Trump's job.
04:24Take a look.
04:24The problem is we really don't know who the hell is leading the Democrats.
04:28You have this AOC.
04:29I don't know her at all.
04:31But I watched her the other day.
04:33She said, well, if they want, they could come to my office.
04:37That's not leadership, you know?
04:39The only one, the challenger, actually, was Nancy Pelosi.
04:42And Nancy, Nancy's not looking too good.
04:44I don't know what happened to Nancy.
04:46Yo.
04:51Yo, Trump is hilarious.
04:53But again, this is not normal.
04:56Like, you never heard Ronald Reagan say, Geraldine Ferraro looks like she got a lot of work done,
05:01you know?
05:03Her and Mondale are talking about creating jobs.
05:05How about the job that plastic surgeon did on her cheeks, you know?
05:10But the Trump man also brought up AOC, who got caught in a bit of a kerfuffle after she
05:16attacked Stephen Miller's height.
05:18Now, I will show some grace here because this is a challenging time for AOC.
05:22Apparently, she's deciding whether she should run for president or accept a role as the donkey
05:27in the new Shrek.
05:33It's obviously a ridiculous joke.
05:35But in my defense, I wasn't the one who brought up people's appearances.
05:38She was.
05:39Take a look.
05:39Stephen Miller is a clown.
05:42I've never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he's like 4'10".
05:48And he looks like he is angry about the fact that he's 4'10".
05:54So AOC accuses Stephen Miller of being 4'10", but it turns out he's 5'10".
05:59Now, of course, no one is surprised that AOC was off by a foot on Stephen Miller's height
06:04because it's the same woman who was off by 40 miles when she said she grew up in the Bronx.
06:08You know?
06:08I'm just saying.
06:14True story.
06:15AOC's hometown of Yorktown Heights is a $140 cab ride from the Bronx, which means she spent
06:21as much time in the hood as Elizabeth Warren spent in the Battle of Little Bighorn.
06:25Okay?
06:27Come on.
06:28Like, come on.
06:29But what's funny is AOC was forced to apologize in the very same video I just showed you because
06:36a bunch of the Instagram commenters started giving her a really hard time for making fun
06:42of short people.
06:44Here's one of the commenters.
06:51Stop it, Jimmy.
06:52That's not true.
06:54Shout out to Greg Gutfeld, the short king of late night.
06:56But check out AOC's apology.
06:59Watch.
07:00I want to express my love for the short king community.
07:05I don't believe in body shaming.
07:07I am talking about how big or small someone is on the inside.
07:13Yeah, I think I speak for everyone.
07:15I think I speak for everyone when I say, you dumb lying d***.
07:18Like, come on.
07:19Come on.
07:20Come on.
07:22Come on.
07:22Like, don't tell me you were talking about his insides because you literally said the
07:28guy looks four foot ten in the same video, you know?
07:31But this is another reason why Democrats are too weak to lead right now.
07:34If you can't stand by your jokes on Instagram, there's no way you can stand by your policies.
07:40But perhaps even more importantly, okay, we're living in an America right now.
07:44It's a new moment, okay, where people are sick of the people who get mad at your jokes.
07:49You know what I'm saying?
07:50Even if the joke's about someone's personal appearance, it is just a joke.
07:53Nobody cares.
07:54And if you don't believe me, ask this guy.
07:57I said to one guy, he's a very, very unattractive man, but he's smart and he's rich.
08:04And I said, you better hope we get this thing passed because your wife will be gone within
08:08about two minutes.
08:09Like, yo, that really is Trump's superpower.
08:17He can reduce politics to the most basic level.
08:21Like, 99% of politicians speak in that sweeping JFK rhetoric of, like, you know, ask not what
08:27your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
08:29And then Trump shows up and he's like, pass the bill or you'll never get laid, you know?
08:33Yo, it is effective, you know what I mean?
08:40They're like, I was on the fence.
08:41Wait, what?
08:41I'll never get laid.
08:42Yeah, here we go.
08:43Here we go.
08:45Of course, no conversation about people who need to get laid would be complete without
08:48Katie Porter.
08:49Am I right?
08:50I mean, my God.
08:52Sheesh.
08:52For those of you not familiar with the California Congresswoman, here she is.
08:57Well done.
09:05Which is not true.
09:06That is the evil mom from the Goonies.
09:08If you remember, she had a son, Sloth.
09:11Remember?
09:11Oh, Jimmy.
09:14Jimmy, I'm obviously kidding.
09:15Fetterman was cool as hell.
09:17Fetterman was on this show.
09:18Right?
09:18You like him, right?
09:19Yeah.
09:20Isn't it amazing?
09:22Because after his brain injury healed, he started to sound like a Republican again.
09:25You know where?
09:26Yeah.
09:26I get it.
09:27I get it.
09:28And I really did interview him at the White House Correspondents Dinner for real.
09:31Here he is.
09:32Here's that is real.
09:32That's the two of us.
09:33And I want to give him credit because Fetterman was the only Democrat who praised Trump for
09:37making a hostage deal in Gaza, which is also funny because Fetterman looks like a guy
09:41who totally has hostages in his basement, you know?
09:46Totally.
09:47But back to Katie Porter, who is, of course, running for governor of California.
09:51Now, Gavin Newsom keeps telling Democrats to fight fire with fire, which sounds great
09:55until you realize Gavin Newsom is not exactly an expert on fighting fires, okay?
10:01Although I should mention they finally arrested that jerk who started those wildfires in the
10:05Pacific Palisades, which is a true story.
10:07The man's name, Jonathan Rindernecht, which I only point out because Democrats were pronouncing
10:12it climate change.
10:13But back to Katie Porter, who went viral this week for just coming off as like a patently
10:21unlikable asshat after she was really snide and standoffish to this reporter.
10:26I'm going to show this to you in stages and we can go through it together.
10:29Take a look at the opener.
10:30What do you say to the 40 percent of California voters who you'll need in order to win who voted
10:35for Trump?
10:36How would I need them in order to win, man?
10:39So let me stop it right there, okay?
10:42The very first question was, what is your message to Trump voters?
10:46And the answer was, why would you even ask me that?
10:49You know, which seems like an aggressive way for a human being to treat another human being
10:54until you realize this is the same Katie Porter who once dumped a pot of boiling potatoes
10:58on her husband's head after he walked through the door.
11:01That's a true story, which was shocking because she doesn't seem like the type of woman who'd
11:05waste food.
11:06And, uh, stop it, Jimmy, but stick with me because look where it goes from here.
11:16We've also asked the other candidates, do you think you need any of those 40 percent of
11:20California voters to win?
11:21And you're saying, no, you don't.
11:22No, I'm saying I'm going to try to win every vote I can.
11:26And what I'm saying to you is that, well, to those voters, okay, so you, I don't want
11:31to keep doing this.
11:31I'm going to call it.
11:35You're not going to do the interview with us?
11:37Nope.
11:37Not like this.
11:38I'm not.
11:38Not with seven follow-ups to every single question you ask.
11:41Every other candidate has answered our follow-ups.
11:42I don't care.
11:43I don't care.
11:45Boy, she seems like fun, huh?
11:46So if you're keeping score at home, the reporter tried to clarify the question and Katie canceled
11:53the interview faster than her gym membership.
11:55My God.
12:01Listen, I can tell those jokes.
12:02I am the only guy on TV who's not taking Ozempic, all right?
12:05But this interview gets so much worse.
12:09Look at this.
12:10I want to have a pleasant, positive conversation, which you asked me about every issue on this
12:14list.
12:15And if every question, you're going to make up a follow-up question, then we're never going
12:18to get there.
12:20And we're just going to circle around.
12:22I am an investigative reporter.
12:23I have never had to do this before.
12:24Ever.
12:25You've never had to have a conversation with a reporter?
12:29Okay, but every other candidate has done this.
12:32What part of, I'm me, I'm running for governor because I'm a leader.
12:36I don't want to have an unhappy experience with you.
12:38And I don't want this all on camera.
12:41Yo, well, you're in luck, Katie.
12:43She's like the Incredible Hulk, though.
12:45She's like, I don't want to have an unhappy experience.
12:48You're making me have an unhappy, ah!
12:50You know?
12:52Well, you're in luck, Katie, because none of this is on camera.
12:55Folks, have you ever met someone who, like, clearly hates themselves, so they just take
13:01it out on everyone around them?
13:02Like, that is Katie Porter.
13:04What's your message to Trump voters?
13:05Why would I need one, you moron?
13:09Yeah, it turns out if Katie Porter were a drink, she'd be monster energy.
13:13Monster energy.
13:15And we know this, because her staff is now apparently leaking videos of other volcanic eruptions
13:20she's had towards the staff.
13:23Check out this Zoom interview.
13:24If we don't electrify our transportation sector, that we're going to lose more than half a million
13:31Californians dying prematurely to air pollution and other problems.
13:36And the state could lose, boy, get out of my shot.
13:41Okay, it does, okay.
13:43You also were in my shot before that.
13:46Stay out of my shot.
13:48Yo, I feel like I'm backstage at the Ellen show.
13:50Do you remember, she'd be like, be kind to everybody.
13:58Oh, hey, Ellen, get the f*** away from me!
14:02Okay, who's ready to dance?
14:04And to what, you know?
14:06But for my money, the craziest Katie Porter video of the week is the one of her walking
14:11around dressed as Batman, or as the Californians call it, Bat-person.
14:16But check this out.
14:17Check it out.
14:17Congressman Porter, does Alfred get minimum wage?
14:21If you return the Batmobile, could you pay for the Green New Deal?
14:26Yep.
14:26Good news is there's a new Batman coming out.
14:29The bad news is she ate Robin.
14:31And, uh...
14:33Wow.
14:37Of course, Katie Porter was not the only woman melting down.
14:41On camera this week, Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria Baldwin, got voted off dancing with the
14:45stars, okay?
14:47Well, yeah, to be honest, I was surprised, because her fake Spanish accent has been dancing
14:50with the truth for 10 years now.
14:56So silly.
14:57But following the emotional exit, Hilaria, okay, claims that she was a Nepo wife.
15:03She was pushing back against those claims, because people said she was only on the show
15:06because her husband was famous, so she did an interview pushing back against that.
15:09Check it out.
15:10If he ever made a call that would make things, like, easier on me for something...
15:14You don't want that?
15:15I would just be like...
15:16I would feel like I didn't deserve it.
15:17Yeah.
15:18I'm very much like...
15:19I'm a hard worker.
15:20I want to earn things on my own merit.
15:23I think especially because I'm, you know, anybody who marries a celebrity is going to be accused
15:28of being like, oh, but you just get to, like, you know, and again, there's wonderful things,
15:32but...
15:32But it...
15:33Right.
15:33It makes you feel like you don't earn things, which is just horrible feeling, especially as
15:39a Capricorn.
15:40Horrible feeling.
15:41Yo, where is Katie Porter's assistant to walk through a shot when you need her, you know?
15:47Let's cut that off.
15:48We're obviously happy for Hilaria that she was able to stand up for herself, but she
15:52really is off the show.
15:53And apparently, producers got really nervous when Alex said he wanted to give it another
15:56shot.
15:59He called up.
16:04He was like, how about you pull the trigger on another audition?
16:06And the producers were like, no way.
16:12Folks, we got a hot one coming up with Ronda Rousey.
16:15But Seattle, Caldwell, Superstar Comedians, Anthony Rodia, Ryan Reese, and Danny Polashop.
16:20This one's going to get nuts.
16:22Let's go.
16:22Let's go.
16:33For tickets to be in our studio audience, scan the QR code on the screen or visit...
16:38Welcome back.
16:44Welcome back to Fox News Saturday Nightward.
16:46It's time to meet tonight's panel.
16:47My first guest is a Canadian comedian who is riding high because his Toronto Blue Jays
16:51just beat my New York Yankees.
16:53But the joke's on him.
16:54Joke's on him because Trump's about to invade Canada.
16:56Say hello.
16:57Say hello to Danny Polashop.
16:59My man.
17:02Congratulations to you.
17:04That was a big, big win.
17:05That is a big deal.
17:06Blue Jays are literally 1-0 ever facing the Yankees in the playoffs.
17:10Amen.
17:10Unreal.
17:11But the real win for you is that Tom Homan didn't get there in time to catch you.
17:15I'm so getting deported.
17:16Believe me.
17:17Bottom of the eighth.
17:18I'm like, Homan, he's in section 231.
17:21Anyway, our second panelist is also a superstar comedian whose people got some very good news
17:27of their own this week.
17:29Take a look.
17:30Columbus Day.
17:31We're back.
17:32Columbus Day, we're back, Italians.
17:33We love the Italians.
17:37That is right.
17:38The Italians are back.
17:39And so is their leader, Anthony Rodia.
17:41There it is.
17:44Good to see you, player.
17:46That's obviously a huge deal in the Italian community.
17:49Yeah, my father called me when he saw it.
17:52Emotional?
17:53Yeah, yeah.
17:54He really understood maybe 60% of what was said.
17:57But it was perfect.
17:58He just heard Columbus Day and you saw him holding up a piece of paper.
18:00But they care.
18:02Like, I bring it up because if you remember, Zoran Mamdani wanted to cancel Columbus.
18:07And when he showed up to Staten Island, they, of course, booed the s*** out of him.
18:11As they should.
18:13I've said this before.
18:14I got pulled over by a cop in Staten Island for driving without a cannoli.
18:17Like, straight up.
18:19Like, it's very Italian.
18:21It is very Italian.
18:23Okay, so let me get you here.
18:25Trump just made a historic deal in Gaza.
18:27He shut down the border.
18:28He's deported a million illegal immigrants.
18:31That's the number.
18:31And he's also set a world record for the most memes of Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero.
18:35It's very historic.
18:35My question for you, too, is if you could tell Trump to fix anything in society next,
18:44what would be the first thing you told him to fix?
18:46Well, I was going to say the New York Yankees, but that's a low blow.
18:50All right, that's enough.
18:51Get him out of here.
18:53Get him out of here.
18:54I'm getting so deported for that.
18:55No, no, I got a good way that he can own the libs, which is get rid of the income tax.
19:01Whoa.
19:02Yes.
19:02Well, do you guys just not pay taxes?
19:04I thought that would be exciting to you.
19:07Let's furlough the entire IRS.
19:10He's like, let's get rid of the income tax.
19:12And the audience full of off-the-books drug dealers were like, why?
19:15Why would you?
19:18What is the income who?
19:19I have no idea.
19:21I love paying taxes.
19:24Anthony, what would you say to this room full of tax cheats that Trump should fix?
19:29So, I mean, my dad worked off-the-books also.
19:32They call it a side business, which is a business with no tax.
19:42I would love it, and this is just because it happened to me recent.
19:46Again, I fly a lot.
19:47Make it mandatory to at least wear socks on a plane.
19:51Oh, yeah.
19:51Socks, yeah.
19:53Another barefoot guy in first class.
19:55Yeah.
19:55Alligator Alcatraz, no socks.
19:58And they always put their foot up.
20:00Yeah, yeah.
20:01It's like, dude, if you're going to take everything, don't showcase your foot on the wall.
20:06Like, I sit in the front.
20:07I sit in the first seat because I'm 5'6 and a quarter, and a quarter's big.
20:13And I'm able to get leg room in the front.
20:15I like to get on the plane, get off the plane.
20:16You sit in the front.
20:18I said to him, I said, can you put your sock on at least?
20:20I'll give you mine.
20:22Yeah, you ever had the person who's behind you and the bare foot shows up on your arm?
20:27Right in between the seat.
20:28You're like, oh, my God.
20:30Yeah, because that's what I want to do.
20:32I want to plug in my charger and then have to move your toe.
20:36That's what I want to do.
20:37But the problem is there's just been such a decline in airline etiquette.
20:40They let anyone on.
20:41Like, if you fly Spirit Airlines, like, five minutes before we took off, a guy came down the aisle.
20:46He's like, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, if I could get a dollar for a buck to eat.
20:50Showtime.
20:50Showtime, everybody.
20:51That was the pilot.
20:52I was like, Danny, Danny, what else would you fix?
20:58Oh, man, I don't know.
20:59You know what, man?
21:00I've been living in New York for six years.
21:01New York sports needs a little boost here.
21:04Okay.
21:05Although I am really liking this Scadabo character.
21:08Oh, on the Giants?
21:08Oh, man, he's great.
21:10He's like literally what this city needs.
21:13The Giants are two and four, which is a really bad record.
21:17But in our city, that's like ticker tape.
21:19Oh, that's ticker tape.
21:20Man, the guy's going getting a concussion every play.
21:23Do you have another one you want to fix?
21:25Yes, goes back to flying.
21:26Oh, can we get better people outside the airport?
21:31What does that mean?
21:32Give it to me.
21:32I want to know how they're interviewed.
21:35Like, here, you want this job?
21:36Read this.
21:37Move your car.
21:38Move your car.
21:40That's all they do.
21:41Yeah.
21:41At 7 o'clock in the morning, I'm like, my man, no one needs a whistle.
21:44Like, just go like this.
21:46Like, just with your hands.
21:477 o'clock, just a whistle in my ear.
21:50So you're talking about the guys outside the airport who direct traffic?
21:51Just yelling at cars.
21:53Yeah.
21:53Like, I'm like, dude, that's a wheelchair.
21:55That's not even a car.
21:56You're yelling at a guy, move your vehicle.
21:58I'm like, that's a wheelchair.
21:59That's a handicapped man trying to get off the curb.
22:02Can I give you a societal one, then, since we're doing this?
22:05Yes.
22:05And Trump could save this, okay?
22:08Long John Silver's changed their logo after 56 years.
22:12Can we see the new Long John Silver's logo?
22:14Okay, it's not terribly popular.
22:17And it's also confusing.
22:18There's a chicken on there.
22:20That's the point.
22:21They changed it to chicken and seafood.
22:24But even so, most people thought the logo for Long John Silver's was a roll of toilet paper.
22:28So they didn't know, which is not true.
22:32But Trump saved Cracker Barrel.
22:33Yes.
22:34So maybe he could jump in and say Long John Silver's.
22:36I will say this as a Canadian, because there is no Long John Silver's in Canada.
22:39And maybe like two years ago, I was like somewhere where, I don't know where the hell I was,
22:43in like a weird parking lot in Colorado, and I saw Long John Silver's.
22:47And I was like, you know what?
22:47I'm going to try this.
22:48Actually, it wasn't bad.
22:49It was good.
22:50It was like pretty good.
22:51I liked Long John Silver's.
22:52Yeah, I was like shocked.
22:53I wouldn't make fun of them if I didn't.
22:55I liked them.
22:55No, I was like, this is pretty good.
22:56But you don't have it there.
22:57Like, when I go to Canada, I tried poutine.
23:00Yeah.
23:00You know, fries with cheese.
23:02And by the way, the most American food.
23:04It is.
23:04It is.
23:04I told my wife, I forgot how it sounded.
23:09She goes, what did you do so far?
23:10My first time in Canada, a couple years back, I go, I had poutine.
23:13And she goes, aunt, that's not even a funny joke.
23:16I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:19Not what you think that means.
23:21I wasn't hanging out with a woman.
23:22It's fries and cheese and gravy with more American than that.
23:26But plus, in your wife's defense, Canada's pretty woke.
23:28So she thought the poutine came with an extra long French fry, you know.
23:33Folks, the White House and the Waffle House have a lot in common.
23:36We will prove it next.
23:43Welcome back to Fox News Saturday night, where my next guest just got back from the White House.
23:49For real.
23:50Check out this picture.
23:51Take a look.
23:52Look at that right there.
23:53Yes.
23:54How about it?
23:54How about it?
23:57Now, this was a risky move for America.
24:00Because the last time they let a black guy in the Oval Office, he destroyed our health care system.
24:05Say hello to Gianno Caldwell.
24:07There he is.
24:08There he is.
24:10So great to be with you, Jimmy.
24:11Great to see you.
24:12And I love your outfit.
24:13What is that, Fout-Evis?
24:14This is nice.
24:15Oh, if you like it, it also comes in men's.
24:18Stick with me.
24:19Of course, Gianno is joined by a guy who's never been to the White House, but he has taken several strippers to the Waffle House.
24:24Ryan Reese back on the show.
24:26Back.
24:27Back, Ryan.
24:28Give me some shots.
24:29So, this is the deal.
24:31This is why you're both here, okay?
24:33Seeing as Gianno has now made multiple visits to the Trump White House, you've been there twice.
24:38And you only...
24:39For the whole office more than that.
24:39Yeah, but you've only been tased twice.
24:42Okay?
24:43Progress.
24:44But seeing as you've been there a bunch, okay, we've created a game to see if you can spot the difference between someone who worked at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and someone who got arrested at 2 in the morning while Ryan was on a date with one of the strippers.
24:57With that in mind, the game is titled White House or Waffle House.
25:02Are you guys ready?
25:03Are you ready to go?
25:05Okay.
25:07I'm going to give you guys a name.
25:09You're going to tell me if it's a government employee, a criminal, or both in James Comey's case.
25:15You are the guest of honor, okay?
25:17We're going to start with you.
25:18You guys can chime in.
25:19You have Anthony to help if you get in trouble.
25:21You, of course, have Danny Polisher.
25:23I'm Canadian, for God's sake.
25:25Here we go.
25:27First question, Gianno.
25:29April Teal.
25:30April Teal is the man or woman's name.
25:34Is April Teal White House or Waffle House?
25:37I mean, how many criminals do you know named April?
25:40Meaning my cousin's one.
25:44I will say White House.
25:46You say White House?
25:47Yes.
25:47You are wrong, my cousin.
25:48No!
25:51Great story.
25:52She was my cousin.
25:55A drunk woman arrested after she grinded on a police officer while she was being collared
26:00for disorderly conduct.
26:02Oh.
26:03Is she single?
26:06Is that a crime even?
26:07Hey, man.
26:08Ryan Reese, chance to get on the board.
26:10Let's go.
26:11Maurice Moon Landro.
26:14Maurice Moon Landro.
26:16White House or Waffle House?
26:17I'm going to go, because Maureen Moon.
26:21Uh-huh.
26:22What was the last name?
26:23Moon Landro.
26:24Oh, absolutely Waffle House, because I've bought a dime bag off of someone named Moon
26:30before.
26:30So, Ryan Reese.
26:32You are incorrect, Ryan Reese.
26:34Oh, man.
26:35It was Jimmy Carter's Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
26:38Oh.
26:39Oh, the urban.
26:40Maurice Moon Landro.
26:42That's what a name.
26:43Okay.
26:43Come on.
26:44All right, here we go.
26:45Gianno, get on the board.
26:46Martin Alvarez.
26:48Martin Alvarez.
26:50And then this is either White House or Waffle House.
26:53Keep up with the group, Gianno.
26:56He's like McDonald's.
27:00I'm going to say White House again.
27:02You're going to say White House?
27:03Yeah.
27:04God, you suck at this today, Gianno.
27:06Are you ready for this?
27:08I'm excited.
27:08Let's go.
27:08Cape Coral, Florida.
27:09This guy blew up over the cooking of his bacon order at Waffle House.
27:14And according to police, he was shirtless and yelling racial slurs at employees.
27:18So, listen, that could have been any of us.
27:21That could have been a Biden White House.
27:23Anybody?
27:240 for 2.
27:24Can Ryan get on the board?
27:26Man's name, Huckleberry Capone.
27:30Huckleberry Capone.
27:31Is it White House or Waffle House?
27:33That is my uncle.
27:35Huckleberry Capone.
27:36I feel like we're going to say Waffle House.
27:39You are.
27:40And you suck.
27:41Come on, Ryan.
27:42Huckleberry Capone is famously Ethel Kennedy's nickname for LBJ.
27:50That's a true story.
27:52I should have known that.
27:53Yeah, yeah.
27:53In the 60s, we had LBJ.
27:56And then the 90s, Clinton just gave us BJ.
27:59He just shodled it.
28:00Stick with me.
28:01Stick with me.
28:02Chance, no one has gotten one right today.
28:04No one.
28:05Holy heck.
28:06Oh, no.
28:06Angela Harrison.
28:08What is it?
28:08Angela Harrison.
28:10White House or Waffle House?
28:12I'm going to go against the audience.
28:13You guys, you can ask the audience.
28:15What would you think?
28:16I'm going to go against the audience.
28:17This sounds like somebody on the Kardashians.
28:19The audience, do you want to ask the audience?
28:21Angela Harrison, do you want to phone friends?
28:23Let's phone.
28:24What do you think?
28:26You guys all say White House.
28:28I'm going to go opposite.
28:29Now, I should have warned you.
28:30We picked them up at a methadone.
28:33It was Waffle House.
28:34It was Waffle House.
28:36This game's impossible.
28:37You didn't give me a chance to respond.
28:39You're a good friend.
28:40You didn't give me a chance to respond.
28:42Are you saying?
28:43You're cheating like the 2020 election.
28:47Does anyone believe he said, did he say Waffle House?
28:50No, I didn't respond yet.
28:52Oh, so they said it.
28:53Yeah.
28:54I was going to go opposite.
28:55So just so we're on the same page, because I want to lower the temperature here.
28:59Giano called you a bunch of f***ing.
29:04Liars all of you.
29:05Stop it, I love you.
29:06Stop it, he did not do that.
29:07Shut up.
29:08All right.
29:09This thing, okay.
29:10It's for the win.
29:11For the win.
29:11Here we go.
29:13Edward William Rodriguez.
29:15Edward William Rodriguez.
29:18What do you think, audience?
29:19Yeah.
29:21White House.
29:22I said, yes.
29:23Well, luckily, we're living in an America where everybody gets a trophy, because nobody got
29:27one right.
29:29Well, Ronda Rousey is a legendary badass.
29:32When we come back, I'll go toe-to-toe with the toughest chick on the planet.
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