How Are You It's Alan (Partridge) Season 1 Episode 5

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00:00Seize the day!

00:02An amateur production of Dead Poets Society,

00:05directed, produced, and abridged by Alan Partridge,

00:07it's a powerful clarion call,

00:10employing us to both live life to the full

00:12and educate our children privately.

00:15Because we are food for worms, boys.

00:20Yes, believe it or not, one day each and every one of us

00:22in this room will stop breathing, turn cold, and die.

00:30And while the production ran for just three spellbinding nights,

00:33the words of Mr. Keating, the lead character, my character,

00:37have never left me.

00:38Carpe diem.

00:41See you, isn't it?

00:44Good day, boys.

00:48Make your lives extraordinary.

00:52It was a valuable learning experience for me, the audience,

00:55and the kids in the story played by these men.

00:58Last dismissed.

01:00But can seizing the day improve our mental health?

01:03Welcome to How Are You?

01:06It's Alan Partridge.

01:09How are you?

01:14When mental health problems strike,

01:16many people like to shake the etch-a-sketch

01:18and try something new.

01:20Whether it be yoga, Peloton,

01:22women over 50 sometimes dye their hair blue,

01:24and that seems to help them.

01:26A friend of mine was dumped by his girlfriend

01:27and went so far as joining ISIS for a fortnight,

01:29but left in a dispute over food.

01:32But does any of this actually work?

01:34Well, this week I intend to find out

01:36as I navigate a slightly shaky patch in my personal life.

01:40And you will have a ringside seat for what will be an intensely personal episode.

01:47Too sausagey.

01:48As I bravely let the cameras into my own life.

01:51Do you want a tangerine?

01:52No, I don't actually.

01:53Okay.

01:54I used to bring Katrina here in the first flush of romance,

02:03and carved KE, Katrina Ellis, for AP, Alan Partridge,

02:09on a dozen diseased trees while she took selfies and read her phone.

02:13But since I'm no longer in that relationship,

02:16which is all good, all good, KE for AP no longer applies.

02:22But rather than remove the sign with an electric sander,

02:26I decided to amend the sign with my Swiss Army knife,

02:29which goes everywhere with me, to read, quite simply,

02:32keep out for area private.

02:34Keep out of this area, for this area is a private area.

02:38Which I think is an elegant solution.

02:40I've taken the negative of a failed relationship

02:42and turned it into the positive of a sign

02:44I've been meaning to put up anyway.

02:46Not that it's necessarily a negative.

02:48I feel free. I feel good.

02:51I wish the same for her.

02:52I should have seen it coming.

02:54There are signs.

02:55We'd stop tickling each other.

02:58She started locking the bathroom door

03:01when she was having a shower,

03:02pretending she couldn't hear me knocking in just a towel.

03:05And then my assistant found a prophylactic

03:07in the footwell of the car,

03:09which I knew wouldn't have been mine.

03:11I don't like them. It spoils the feeling.

03:13And that's when it all fell into place.

03:21No.

03:27Yes.

03:28No.

03:33No.

03:38No.

03:44Wait, did you...

03:45Did you just put the no in the yes pile?

03:47I put it with a no, see?

03:49No, no, no, this one, this one.

03:51She was a no.

03:52She was a no.

03:54But she's very presentable.

03:55Presentable?

03:56Lynn, we're not into...

03:58This is not...

03:58Paddington Bear's presentable.

04:00I don't want to go out with him.

04:03Online dating.

04:04Online dating.

04:05Like many men my age, I've often fired up tinder after half a bottle of wine, purely to see what's out there.

04:11Now, as a newly single bachelor, I'm taking a more considered approach.

04:16You know, it's like looking at the cast list for songs of praise.

04:20All these high necks and low hems.

04:21I suppose you want it the other way around.

04:23Well, yes, I do.

04:25If you want to push me.

04:27Yes, I do, Lynn.

04:28What, you could always go out to a sleazy disco and find yourself a strumpet?

04:32Lynn, there is a happy medium.

04:34Yeah?

04:35And I would like a medium, by the way.

04:37And don't try and get around it on the technicality by booking me dinner with a large clairvoyant

04:42and claiming, well, she's a medium, because I know you.

04:44You do need to look at their personalities.

04:47Yeah, well, get to that.

04:48That's the next round.

04:49And round three is kids.

04:51But seizing the day for better mental health isn't just about romantic affection,

04:56which is why I'm getting out and reviving platonic relationships, too.

05:01A pub quiz is not a measure of intelligence.

05:04I've seen pub quizzes won by a team of postmen before now.

05:07It's more for men to mix with other men and talk about personal issues

05:12under the veneer of a trivia quiz.

05:16For some reason, it seems to find it easier to talk about an upsetting divorce or a bum complaint

05:22while shouting out the dates of famous battles.

05:26And tonight promises to be extra special because I've not quizzed with my friends for a year

05:30as Katrina thought they wore cheap trainers.

05:33OK, probably my fault.

05:37I didn't let them know I was coming.

05:39And as I said to them, totally fine to have replaced me as a team member.

05:44I was away for a year.

05:45And you don't want to be going into a quiz as tough as that with a member down.

05:48That would be like turning up with a water pistol to the Battle of the Somme,

05:52which began on the 1st of July, 1960, which I'm sure they'll know.

05:55Oh, this is the music round. I used to love this.

05:58Uh, Antic Trocho.

06:00Uh, yeah, and they were totally...

06:02They couldn't have been nicer about the whole thing.

06:04Uh, Casualty, original version.

06:06Yes, and in the replacement of me with Ollie Denvers.

06:09Very shrewd choice.

06:11Uh, Ollie has a great knowledge of literature

06:15because when his wife left him,

06:18he read all her books in an attempt to win her back.

06:20It didn't work,

06:21but it left him with an encyclopedic knowledge

06:23of, uh, women's literature.

06:28Just good friends.

06:31Yeah?

06:32Oh, they're scratching their heads.

06:34I'm gonna have to tell them.

06:35Got it.

06:36Oh, God.

06:37Where would they be without me?

06:42Yeah.

06:43Just good friends.

06:45Yeah, the 80s sitcom.

06:48Just good friends.

06:49There's more that can be said for you lot.

06:55Yeah.

06:56Uh, actually, I love those guys.

07:00Ski Sunday.

07:09When a car's that far up...

07:11behind...

07:12that close,

07:13I want to pull over and say,

07:14do you...

07:15Excuse me.

07:16When you walk along the street,

07:17do you walk along the street with your nose pressed

07:19against the arse of the person in front of you?

07:21Because that's what you're f***ing doing with me.

07:23Psychologists believe in displacement anger,

07:26a phenomenon in which rage at one thing

07:28comes out in response to something else.

07:30But in this case,

07:31the woman was just a very poor driver.

07:33Take your nose out of my bottom.

07:35I've never met you before.

07:36I'll have to slam on my anchor

07:37so he goes rams into the back of me.

07:40I'm fully covered.

07:42You've probably got third-party fire and theft,

07:44you piece of s***.

07:46I'm sorry.

07:47How are you?

07:53I'm seeing what seizing the day can do for my mental health.

07:56And while for me,

07:57Sundays are about slobbing around in tracky bottoms,

08:00watching documentaries about collapsing bridges,

08:03today I'm trying something more dignified.

08:06Five, five.

08:07That's great.

08:08Since 1980,

08:09church attendance in Britain has almost halved.

08:11Do you want a few more?

08:12But here in the Church of John the Baptist in Norwich,

08:15things are no different than they were in 1980,

08:18including their clothes.

08:20Alan, do you want to help her?

08:21She's always pushing.

08:22She can see where the seats are.

08:24So what's the big idea?

08:26Well, churchgoers like my assistant, Lynn,

08:28go on about an inner peace that comes from worship,

08:31and today I've agreed to give it a go.

08:37And while I quickly realized it wasn't for me,

08:39what with all the smiling and having to kneel down,

08:41I was more than happy to stay.

08:48You see, I'm what you'd call a Christoskeptic,

08:52and I've always filed God under Pleasance but Farfetched,

08:55the same bracket as Santa and female Doctor Who's.

09:01Clearly, Jesus was a decent chap,

09:03albeit with heavy Lib Dem vibes,

09:05but I've always been unmoved by his message,

09:07and today is no exception.

09:08But mine was a watching brief,

09:11and with the sing-song finally over,

09:13I was happy to give my tips on improving the audience experience.

09:18First of all, hallelujah for ditching the cold wooden benches

09:21and going with the cushioned seats.

09:23Also, I think if you'd retained the wooden benches,

09:25you'd be ruling out anyone with hemorrhoids,

09:27and right there you'd be halving your congregation.

09:30So, full marks on the cushions.

09:31The problem is the band.

09:33I don't care how holy they are, they've got to go.

09:37If I want to listen to four bald men playing guitars,

09:40I'll listen to Will of the Wisps down at the Boxley Wheat Chief,

09:43who, to be fair, are pretty tight.

09:46They've got a good sound.

09:47But the church has to modernise.

09:49And I said one word to you, didn't I, Lynn?

09:51Synthesiser.

09:52Synthesiser.

09:53And I said a few other words.

09:55Can't remember.

09:56Simmons electronic drum kit with adjustable volume.

09:59I see no reason why within three years

10:02the church should not be fully electronic.

10:04It's an exciting thought, isn't it?

10:06Oh, yes.

10:07Yeah.

10:08Yes.

10:09I'm pleased to say the church has since invested

10:14in volume-controllable drums.

10:16Although my intervention has rubbed some of the older ones

10:19up the wrong way and I don't go any more.

10:22In a church setting, electronic drum kits

10:25offer a more controlled, clean and adaptable sound,

10:28reducing stage noise while ensuring a balanced mix.

10:31But try turning that to this lot.

10:36And so, after all this talk of the last supper,

10:41I'm off for a first cuppa

10:43with a woman I met on a dating website.

10:46To some people, modern dating is too cold and detached.

10:50They say that choosing a partner

10:51should be different from choosing an air fryer.

10:54I take a different view.

10:55With a larger pool of dates to choose from online,

10:58there's less need to pussyfoot,

11:00allowing both parties to be honest and save time.

11:03I've cut dates short after just a few minutes,

11:06and vice versa.

11:07One woman told me,

11:08thanks, but no thanks.

11:10Your shoulders are too narrow

11:11and the ear on the right-hand side of your head

11:13sits slightly higher than the ear on the left-hand side of your head.

11:15Both perfectly fair comments.

11:17Some people don't take it too well.

11:19I told one date that I preferred women who don't wear glasses.

11:23She said, is that so they can't see what you look like properly?

11:25And whilst I laughed in the moment,

11:27I did think, what a nasty woman.

11:31But this afternoon, I do have a date.

11:35All set?

11:36Not with her.

11:37Yes.

11:42Pop the heated seat on.

11:43I know you like that.

11:44Yes, I love it.

11:45Just level one.

11:46Don't want to boil your arse.

11:48First dates are always fraught with uncertainty.

11:52For peace of mind,

11:53I arrange to meet in a coffee shop with a big window

11:56and have my assistant take a photo from a state-of-the-art camera phone.

12:00Go.

12:02We then compare it with my date's profile picture

12:05to see if there's been a breach of trust.

12:07How do I zoom in?

12:09Just widen your fingers.

12:10What?

12:11On the screen.

12:12Oh.

12:15Yeah, that's the back of her head.

12:16Well, she turned away.

12:17Right, well, okay.

12:18I'm going to have to get her to turn around,

12:19but this time be ready.

12:20Right.

12:25Hello.

12:26Hello.

12:27Caught in traffic, I'm afraid.

12:28That's all right.

12:29Interesting fact about the building opposite you.

12:31There's a nest under the eaves

12:33that they say belongs to a couple of black-winged kites,

12:36but you have to look quite closely.

12:40Are you looking?

12:41Yeah, yeah.

12:44Anyway, as I say, I'll be about ten minutes.

12:46Why are you saying you're ten minutes away

12:48when we both know you're not?

12:49I can hear the same ambulance down the phone

12:51as I can outside this place,

12:53so you're not ten minutes away.

12:56I don't appreciate being spied on.

13:01Well, that's a shame.

13:02She must have been pretty smart to piece that together.

13:05You said you quite like clever women.

13:07No, I said I liked quite clever women.

13:10Then, crucial difference.

13:11I forgot to say my girlfriend, Katrina,

13:14left me for my best friend, Daryl Flench.

13:16Daryl's found a Katrina's.

13:18You can see they're Range Rovers.

13:20Yeah, yeah.

13:21Yeah, when the three of us were all parked next to each other,

13:24it was red, white and blue.

13:25It used to look like the Union flag,

13:26wrongly called the Union Jack.

13:27But without me, it's just the St George's flag.

13:29Well, that makes you Scotland.

13:30Yeah, quite like Scotland.

13:31The Romans never conquered the Scots.

13:32Nope.

13:33That's what Hadrian's War was all about.

13:34Yeah.

13:35I mean, those two won't know that.

13:36They're thick as pig shit.

13:37Shall I bang the horn?

13:38No.

13:39No, I'm not going to.

13:40But none of this is to diminish the pain of a breakup.

13:42You can throw yourself into new experiences,

13:44but studies show that anxiety is common in the aftermath,

13:47particularly if she's being a bitch.

13:49This came as well.

13:50There's no stamp on it?

13:51It's from next door.

13:52She wants a record player back.

13:53Oh, well, if she wants a record player back,

13:54just tell us she can prize it from my cold, dead hands.

13:57Oh.

13:58I replaced the stylus, I changed the speakers,

13:59so, yes, you can whistle Dixie.

14:00But it doesn't even have to be a record player back.

14:01I'm not going to.

14:02I'm not going to.

14:03But none of this is to diminish the pain of a breakup.

14:05You can throw yourself into new experiences,

14:06but studies show that anxiety is common in the aftermath,

14:08particularly if she's being a bitch.

14:09This came as well.

14:10There's no stamp on it?

14:11It's from next door.

14:12She wants a record player back.

14:13Oh, well, if she wants a record player back,

14:14I'd replace the stylus, I'd change the speakers,

14:16so, yes, you can whistle Dixie.

14:18But it doesn't even know what that is.

14:20Won't even know the tune.

14:21She won't.

14:22No.

14:23Do you know the tune, Lynn?

14:24Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da,

14:27da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da,

14:31da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da.

14:37Well, if she wants it back, she'll have to lawyer up.

14:39In fact, can you ring my lawyer up?

14:41Yes.

14:42Do you know The Yellow Rose of Texas?

14:43Yes.

14:44Do you like Confederate songs?

14:45I love them.

14:47That makes sense.

14:50I feel sad for Katrina and wish her every success in moving on.

14:54But that's not the same as rolling over.

14:56And that means decisive action.

15:03Where is he?

15:04Okay, we're gonna have to jivvy him along.

15:06He charges by the hour and part of an hour.

15:09And if he can eek it past 60 minutes,

15:11then I get charged the same amount again.

15:13Don't worry, I've got my game face on.

15:15Yeah, what game's that? Battleships.

15:17Sorry about that.

15:18I've eaten into your time a little bit, haven't I?

15:21Yeah.

15:22I was just digging out your file.

15:24Yeah, I can see the crumbs on your tie.

15:27Oh, indeed.

15:29I just thought I'd squeeze in a quick sandwich while I was...

15:31Digging out my file.

15:32Right.

15:33Take a seat.

15:35Now, how are you?

15:37Good.

15:38And how, may I ask?

15:40That is Lynn.

15:41How's all done?

15:42Fine.

15:43Everyone we know is fine.

15:44Righty-taty.

15:45Now, in your email, you requested that I look into the legal situation with regards to items that have been contested in the aftermath of a breakup.

15:59Namely, one, a record player, two...

16:06Don't help me...

16:07No, I will.

16:08It was a Pog and Paul fridge worth £5,000 that she coerced me into buying for her.

16:12How did she coerce you?

16:13She gratified me physically in a way that she had previously declined to entertain.

16:20What are you doing?

16:22Socking a ball of sweat.

16:23Okay.

16:24Now, you asked me to consider your claims in the light of all this, and I have...

16:36Done so.

16:37Bottom line it.

16:38Start with the record player.

16:39The issue...

16:40Sorry, would you like it?

16:41No.

16:42No.

16:43The issue, insofar as it pertains to the question, is whether the record player has been co-earned

16:50for long enough so that it meets the definition of joint use.

16:54Now, as far as I know, it was in your home for...

16:58Thirteen months.

16:59Let me see.

17:00That's January, February...

17:02Thirteen months.

17:03March.

17:04April, February.

17:05Graeme, Graeme, it's thirteen months.

17:07Now, what I need from you is a detailed account of the timeline.

17:13It's all in the email, Graeme.

17:15Ah, just fine.

17:16Have it again.

17:17Alan Gordon-Parcher has met Katrina Ellis thirteen months ago, began romantic liaison,

17:24co-purchased record player on her credit card but kept in his house.

17:27Fancy fridge on his credit card but in her house.

17:29He replaces stylus.

17:30She ends relationship and requests appliance back.

17:32Alan refuses, sought advice, end a story.

17:35Send a letter, please.

17:36Thank you and goodbye.

17:37Good, ma'am.

17:38Do you get back on the Red Bull?

17:40Eh?

17:44How are you?

17:50Deciding to grab life by the horns isn't without its challenges.

17:53Some people will seek to hamper and obstruct.

17:56In my case, my former partner has taken issue with my new, tougher attitude.

18:00The following private conversation is broadcast here with my permission.

18:04Oh, Katrina.

18:05Lovely to see you.

18:06You've got my record player.

18:07Ah, yes.

18:08It's in the garage.

18:09Help yourself.

18:10It might sound a bit crackly though because I put the old stylus back on having removed

18:13the one that I paid for.

18:14Whatever.

18:15Oh, and, uh, bad news.

18:17Um, yeah.

18:18Two mice have eaten through your Bose speakers.

18:22Well, how's that happened?

18:23Because I rubbed some cheese on.

18:25That's mature.

18:26Mock me on the cheese.

18:28Hey, how's your big brown boy?

18:30Daryl is fine, thank you.

18:33No hard feelings whatsoever.

18:35Oh.

18:36You should tell him to try Viagra.

18:38All right, I'll tell him next week at the Bahrain Grand Prix.

18:43What, you got tickets for the Grand Prix in the stands probably?

18:47Pit lane access, full hospitality package.

18:50If you've got the money, you're more than welcome to join us.

18:52Do I want to fly to the Middle East and get heat stroke while I watch some men change tires

18:58quickly?

18:59Hmm.

19:00I think I'd rather be on a long-haul flight in economy class in the middle seat with

19:07Noel Edmonds on one side and another Noel Edmonds on the other.

19:11And guess who the air stewardess is?

19:12It's Noel Edmonds.

19:13Pathetic.

19:14Pathetic.

19:15I was enjoying seizing the day, but what I didn't realize was that the freedom to try

19:21new things was leaving me dangerously untethered.

19:26Arse of the person in front of you.

19:27My encounter with Katrina had gone well, with friends agreeing the Noel Edmonds line was

19:32as good as anything you'd hear from a professional comedian.

19:35I now know I should have left it there.

19:37Alan Partroy.

19:41What an audience.

19:42What an audience.

19:43Yeah.

19:44Looking good.

19:45Looking good.

19:46Where are you from?

19:47Norwich.

19:48And where are you from?

19:49Norwich.

19:50And where are you from?

19:51Norwich.

19:52Where are you from?

19:53Norwich.

19:54And where are you from?

19:55Norwich.

19:56And where are you from?

19:57Norwich.

19:59What else has been going on?

20:01I went to the supermarket the other day.

20:04Nick down there.

20:05And it just, I got there.

20:07I could not believe how many milks there are.

20:10We've got too many milks.

20:12Come on.

20:13Oat milk.

20:14Hemp milk.

20:15Soya milk.

20:16Rice milk.

20:17Buffalo milk.

20:18Condensed milk.

20:19I mean the list goes, I've ripped them down here.

20:25Potato milk.

20:26You don't get chips from a cow.

20:29I've got a bit about gender stuff.

20:30Can't do that.

20:31Because the bar person said he is one.

20:34Um.

20:35Um.

20:36Oh, this is a funny.

20:37No, I can't do that.

20:38They found that body.

20:39So what else has been going on?

20:40Hey, you had a lower.

20:41You look like you are.

20:42Is that because I bullied you earlier?

20:43Yeah?

20:44Because you were going to that.

20:45Just wind your neck in.

20:47Looking at the footage now, I see a troubled funny man indeed.

20:50Fucking crucified you, mate.

20:52For while others say it was objectively funny with strong gags and good crowd work, to me,

20:57something feels off, like seeing a tattooed toddler or Nick Ferrari dancing.

21:03While some might draw pleasure from jetting off to the Bahrain Grand Prix, where the flag

21:07is as chequered as Bahrain's human rights record, true joy for me comes from helping others.

21:13If I want to find mental contentment, it's not my day I need to seize.

21:18It's someone else's.

21:19But who to help?

21:21During my time as a radio DJ, I received thousands of letters from listeners, and I binned them

21:26all.

21:27But pottering in my office recently, I found one.

21:30Spixworth resident Gillian Groves was one of the show's most prolific contributors.

21:34Along with Diane Bowe and Patricia Dove, she was one of the big three, never short of a

21:38reason to complain about anything from dogfowling to Romanians.

21:42That was Nasty Manx Oasis with one of their songs.

21:47Yes, indeed.

21:48Now, all week we have been giving shout-outs to listeners in need of a good old-fashioned

21:53cheer-up.

21:54We've had quite a few sad stories, no time to go through them all, but to sum up, we

21:58have had Shed blew away, Horse destroyed, Hairdresser moved.

22:03Find another one.

22:04Granny swindled and Bad Porn found.

22:07One that stood out for us was from Gillian Groves, a retired nurse in Spixworth.

22:14Take time.

22:15Who writes, I always enjoyed the two-fingered Cadbury's time-out bars.

22:20They may not be fashionable or cool.

22:22They probably don't eat them on yachts or in Buckingham Palace, but they brought a lot

22:27of joy to a lot of people.

22:29When Cadbury's stopped making them, my family were really angry.

22:33We've been trying to contact Cadbury's, but we've been met with a veritable wall of silence.

22:39Not so much as a whisper.

22:40Yeah.

22:41A Cadbury's whisper.

22:42Which is why I said it.

22:43Yeah.

22:44Come on, Cadbury's.

22:45I mean, it's not much to ask.

22:46You know, a retired nurse devoted a whole life to the care of...

22:49A dental nurse.

22:50Is it?

22:51Yeah.

22:52Oh, well, alright then.

22:53You know, a dental nurse spent a whole life chatting to people and providing pink water

22:58should be able to eat her preferred chocolate wafer.

23:02As long as she brushes her teeth afterwards.

23:03Well, she'll know that.

23:04Of course she will.

23:05So, as you can see, Gillian was in desperate need of a mental health boost, and I intend

23:11to give it to her right now.

23:14She's away on a coach trip, leaving me and a few willing volunteers 24 hours to make a

23:19difference to her mental health by sprucing up her terrible house.

23:24Right.

23:26I'm here with two strippers.

23:28No, not that kind.

23:30You wouldn't want these two taking their clothes off while staring into your eyes.

23:34Maybe you would.

23:35Maybe you would.

23:36Right, lads?

23:37Yeah, good.

23:38Great.

23:39Yeah.

23:40Just stripping wallpaper, eh?

23:42Yeah.

23:43Yeah.

23:44There.

23:51I'll leave you to it then, yeah.

23:53No slacking.

23:55Tea breaks every hour.

23:56Keep my eye on you two.

23:58I later learned this decorator was fitted with a catheter which needed emptying every hour.

24:03But that does not explain why his friend had to go too.

24:07Come on, gather.

24:08Eighteen hours later, and the renovation is complete.

24:11Margaret Thatcher would be proud of you, which means I am proud of you, because you work

24:16for absolutely nothing.

24:18Don't forget, you're the cogs.

24:21Without you, the machine stops working.

24:23But keep that under your hat, yeah?

24:25Wouldn't want it getting around.

24:27Seriously, though, you know, if whatever you do for a living, someone from a union comes

24:31up and starts bending your ear about working conditions, just tell the bods upstairs, leave

24:35it to them.

24:36And give yourselves a round of applause.

24:37Oh, no, you don't come out until I say surprise, yeah?

24:48You've done it so badly when we've practised it.

24:55Jillian?

24:56Yes.

24:57Jillian Groves?

24:58Yes.

24:59Surprise!

25:00Surprise!

25:01Jillian, you wrote to me several years ago when I was a DJ at North Norfolk Digital.

25:06I wrote to lots of people.

25:08Okay.

25:09Well, I haven't forgotten you, and we decided today it was time to give you something you

25:12won't forget.

25:13A brand new house.

25:14You've bought me a house?

25:16No.

25:17We've taken a room in your old house and made it look...

25:19Made it seem like a new...

25:20Is that mine?

25:21Doesn't matter about that.

25:22Come with me.

25:23Island Partridge.

25:24That's right.

25:25So, let's have a look at your new home.

25:28Walk into your house.

25:31This was her lounge before.

25:34But now...

25:35Here you go.

25:37There.

25:38Wow.

25:39I think we like this.

25:40Yeah.

25:41Yeah.

25:42You're all right.

25:43You're all right.

25:44Hey.

25:45Lovely, isn't it?

25:46It's marvellous.

25:47Is it finished?

25:48On time and on budget.

25:49Are the walls just gonna be white?

25:50Gonna be white.

25:51They are white.

25:52It's a bit different from what it was before.

25:53Yeah.

25:54Different's good.

25:55I like change.

25:56Is that my chair out there?

25:57Uh...

25:58No.

25:59No.

26:00No.

26:01No.

26:02No.

26:03No.

26:04No.

26:05No.

26:06No.

26:07No.

26:08No.

26:09No.

26:10No.

26:11No.

26:12No.

26:13I like change.

26:14Is that my chair out there?

26:16Ur...

26:17In the skipper.

26:18That's your old chair.

26:19A nice brand new chair.

26:20It's good to change things Gillian.

26:23Where's my little horse pulling a cart with barrels on it?

26:27Oh, you mean the ceramic horse pulling the miniature beer barrels?

26:30I, I've gotta say Gillian that was pretty horrible and I think most, most people thought

26:37that.

26:38I liked it.

26:39You didn't like it Gillian.

26:41You were just used to it.

26:43I would love to live here, I really would.

26:50Change is always unsettling,

26:52but in the end, after each volunteer

26:54had spoken to Maureen separately,

26:56we managed to make her see

26:57that she did like the new room after all.

26:59Who told you I'd like this?

27:02And so, thanks to these exciting new experiences,

27:05I've learned for better mental health,

27:07I need to seize the day.

27:08Your life's extraordinary.

27:10And I hope others will seize the day too.

27:13Together we can all be Caesars,

27:15which is the name of a gay sauna in Norwich.

27:17Flast dismissed.

27:40So glad we once been here.

27:41So glad if you can get the idea of success through the current

27:44Dalton.

27:44Thanks.

27:44We are so glad that you cannot call the limit of ever.

27:47We will help you find theYes Navajo,

27:49and have a safe, safe safe life tomorrow.

27:52We call it a mechanism to secure DECEAR

27:52and welcome to you some talks of Adam competitor,

27:53and we are just joking to see ourselves,

27:54and will laugh faster,

27:54because we are now,

27:55at the same time you need to pursue,

27:56especially today,

27:58and are truly able to caesarsống,

27:58and we will hope you can only Waiko.

27:59We'll be right back then.

28:00Right lie.

28:01We will provide you some way to ensure

28:01this mission is a super high basis of water,

28:03which will fix the next step

28:03and also be ready for the next week.

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