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The Celebrity Traitors S01E02 2025
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00:00Previously...
00:03Wow.
00:04We're really here.
00:0619 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:11It's just life or death, isn't it?
00:13All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:18Something.
00:19Something is afoot.
00:21But they quickly learnt that in this game...
00:23Oh, God. Oh, no, they're all our names.
00:26There is no special treatment.
00:28Oh, God, it's disgusting.
00:30I have a shield. I have a shield.
00:32God, a shield.
00:33Shield!
00:34Three traitors were chosen.
00:39What am I gonna do?
00:41And an epic first mission...
00:44I blocked it in and I didn't mean to.
00:47...put players in the firing line.
00:51Claire pulling that lever is exactly what a traitor would do.
00:55Suspicions intensified...
00:57I am suspicious of Kate a little bit.
00:59With her shield, I don't think she ever, like, really had it out on show that much.
01:02No, she didn't.
01:03Licko, I think.
01:05Something about the way he looked at her body, but then...
01:07He was looking quite intense.
01:08He was looking tense.
01:09And the traitors took on a treacherous task.
01:12Tonight, you must murder in plain sight.
01:14Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
01:20You want to murder.
01:21Oh, God.
01:22But who will be the first to be murdered?
01:25This is The Celebrity Traitors.
01:27This is The Celebrity Traitors.
01:28Tonight, they will choose who they're gonna kill.
01:51Made more difficult by today's great effort.
01:54Yeah.
01:58God, this is quite hellish.
01:59This is quite scary.
02:00This is scary.
02:03I've got this poison pollen on my hands, but I don't know who to murder.
02:08It's not gonna be easy.
02:10Oh, hello.
02:11Does anyone want another cuppa?
02:14Oh, I might grab one in a minute, actually.
02:16I'm gonna come for a cuppa.
02:17Come and have a cuppa.
02:18Bye.
02:20I don't trust any of them.
02:21No, me neither.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27I definitely trust you.
02:30Well, I trust you.
02:32There's something in the shadows.
02:37Claire's the biggest threat, because she's one of the most intelligent, probably.
02:41Yeah.
02:43I'm really up against the clock.
02:46How am I gonna touch someone's face?
02:52I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
03:01Do you want to go to the fire pit?
03:06Yeah, he'd get that thing.
03:07Oh, God, he's out there.
03:08Why's he out there?
03:10Now, this is nice.
03:11Guys, look, I made us a little...
03:13Oh, darling!
03:14Oh, my God!
03:15The French canne.
03:16Oh, thank you.
03:17Lovely warmth.
03:18Good.
03:20And again.
03:24Alan tipped me the wink.
03:26I might have to talk to Belle.
03:29Keeping it on the lowdown.
03:30I'm not sure who he's killed yet, but either way, the deed is done.
03:34Look at that.
03:35I've got a button on top of a marshmallow.
03:37Who would have thought of such a delicacy?
03:49Off I go, my darlings.
03:51And let me pray that I will see you all in the morning.
03:55I'm telling you.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Me.
03:58Me too.
03:59Me too.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Oh, God.
04:02It's too much.
04:03Um, I hope I'll see you tomorrow.
04:04Yeah, I hope I see you too.
04:09I hope they don't kill me.
04:12Yes.
04:13Good night, my love.
04:14Good night, my love.
04:15Good night, my love.
04:16Good night, darling.
04:17If I die tonight, goodbye.
04:18I adore you all.
04:19I love you.
04:20I love you.
04:21I love you.
04:22I love you.
04:23I love you.
04:24I love you.
04:27Good night, my time,ya historia.
04:30With the faithful departed unaware that a murder in plain sight has taken place,
04:41it's time for the traitors to meet to reflect on their first kill.
04:45Oh, I am a bad person.
05:00Well, what a day.
05:01You're not a bad person.
05:02You're a good traitor.
05:05Who was it?
05:13I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
05:15We'll follow behind.
05:17We'll come see.
05:18Look what I made.
05:19I made this earlier.
05:20It looks strange.
05:24You've got a bit of hair in your face.
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27Yeah, there you go.
05:28It's gone.
05:29Fabulous, darling.
05:36Oh, no.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Lovely polymorphia.
05:40I feel awful.
05:41I didn't know what else to do.
05:46I've gone and murdered one of my best friends.
05:49I thought, shall I do it?
05:50Because I really like her.
05:51But I thought, I'm never going to get the opportunity.
05:55It broke my heart.
05:56You've got to toughen up.
05:57I don't want to hear any more of this broken heart nonsense.
06:00I know.
06:01What are you?
06:01What are you?
06:02I'm a traitor.
06:03What are you?
06:03Traitor.
06:04We've got to start enjoying this.
06:05Yeah, we do.
06:06It's going to be hard seeing Paloma's face at breakfast tomorrow.
06:10But Alan has executed that perfectly.
06:15One faithful.
06:16Down.
06:16Well done.
06:17The deed is done.
06:30Last night, the traitors murdered Paloma in plain sight.
06:34However, unbeknownst to the faithful, everyone will turn up to breakfast,
06:38as the poisonous pollen is yet to take its deadly effect.
06:42Oh, cinnamon, where are you going to run to?
06:47Cinnamon, where are you going to run to?
06:56Oh, wow.
06:58Are we the first?
06:58We're the first ones.
07:00Oh, I have survived.
07:01This is an incredible feeling.
07:03I did not sleep well last night because I thought I might get killed.
07:06Now I can take a deep sigh of relief and just enjoy the day and study everyone.
07:11Joe and I had shields, but you guys must be feeling amazing.
07:15Oh, God, yeah.
07:16Now you could actually eat.
07:18Yeah.
07:18Because you're relief.
07:19We can, like, breathe now.
07:21It was really scary walking into breakfast because you have to play dumb,
07:25but not too dumb.
07:27So it's a real juggling act.
07:29This is all free, right?
07:31Leave a pound.
07:32Charge you later, Joe.
07:33Who do we think might be dead?
07:35So the shields were...
07:37Celia, Joe Marla, you, me, and Jonathan.
07:40We know it won't be.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:43Hello.
07:44Come in.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Hi.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:51Good morning.
07:56I was nervous to see if I made it, you know, to breakfast.
08:01You know, it'd be pretty terrible going on an all-inclusive to the traitor's castle,
08:05and then you don't even get a croissant out of it.
08:08The tension of waiting is just horrendous.
08:13Horrible.
08:14Horrible.
08:14I first go through the door, oh, my God, you're still alive.
08:18You haven't been murdered.
08:19And, of course, I know none of them have been murdered.
08:21But at the minute, I'm just going to carry on what I'm doing, being super friendly, being
08:27a little bit, oh, quite divvery.
08:29I can't wait to be murdered.
08:30Just take that Ming-in photo down.
08:33Why was I staring in the sun?
08:36I think you look strangely sexy in that.
08:38Oh, thank you.
08:39Emphasis on strange.
08:43Who's not here yet?
08:46It's kind of weird at the breakfast, because everyone's waiting for the end when they're
08:49going to see that someone's dead, and, of course, no one's gone.
08:52So, as long as we don't act any differently when the deed has been revealed, I think we're
08:57in the clear.
08:58So, it's actually quite a restful morning.
09:01Wolf, have you got any suspicions?
09:04Nothing solid.
09:06Who's in your...
09:07Will I give you a name and you give me a name?
09:09Okay, 3, 2, 1.
09:11Pete.
09:12Who?
09:13There's a lot of overacting.
09:15Pretty white.
09:17He was really different before and after before you chose a traitor.
09:21Do you suspect that he was wrong?
09:23Do you think that there's a traitor in this room right now?
09:28Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29You're of averages, so it has to be.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:30Yes.
09:31Yes.
09:31Almost don't look at the door.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Look at whoever goes the loudest.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:36It's...
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:39It's always in your love.
09:42It's your direct mind.
09:44Hey.
09:46That's my number one.
09:49It's mainly because of something I saw when they took the eye patches off.
09:53It was an overreaction to the word faithful.
09:57It was a real...
09:58It was that.
10:01Oh.
10:02Oh, hang on.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:23oh my god i was so happy and like relieved it was really nice to see the reaction of
10:30everyone who was pleased to see you as well and i thought oh thank goodness not to be the first one
10:35dead i'm so happy to see you i'm so happy to see you i didn't avoid eye contact with paloma
10:45because i thought people are going to be looking for the any sort of changes in behaviors
10:52so i just looked at her and i was just like i'm so happy to see you and she was like i'm so happy to
10:58see you oh god i'm awful who's missing nick lucy steven and then celia oh my god
11:14she's not celia because she's got a ship it's very unlikely to be steven so it's between nick and lucy
11:19oh yeah no no oh god i'm taking this way too seriously
11:29oh knock on that door come on
11:33oh
11:43that's everyone that's everybody that's everybody that's everybody is it yeah
11:48what in there that's all of us oh thank goodness
11:59hey maybe someone was recruited maybe someone's been recruited hello what obviously i've murdered
12:08someone in plain sight and it's a slow working poison so i had to pretend what
12:15they're all down here but i thought someone was murdered what happens it was a stretch for my
12:22acting ability i don't know how meryl streep does it no one's been murdered
12:29no we're all alive i feel like kate was being a lot louder than usual i just i don't
12:35i don't know there's something there's something a little bit off i never thought i'd care this much
12:41because everyone was feeling so yeah we were all building up to this horrible moment
12:45here we go here we go here we go order oh god
12:56good morning players morning morning claudia everyone is here present and correct
13:03it appears that nobody has died but appearances can be deceptive
13:11the traitors did strike for the first time
13:19and yesterday they murdered one of you in plain sight oh no no what in plain sight
13:35what did they do so whilst the murdered player sits amongst you all
13:47by the end of today's mission they will be dead oh my goodness
13:52so enjoy your breakfast if you can then please put on your morning attire and meet me outside shortly
14:04what the heck morning with you i think oh i don't like this
14:12that's quite a twist
14:13do you think somebody did something unusual it would have had to have been unusual enough for it
14:20to feel risky wouldn't it
14:30more loose how are you i don't like it at all we're set in here why don't we goodness gracious me
14:39i bet you it's in a chapel
14:44what do you mean oh morning yeah yeah it's not morning attire it's more you know how do you know
14:50to mourn it's m-o-u-r-n but claudia didn't say it she said wear your morning attire yeah yeah
14:57so it could be but she didn't spell it no no so how do you know steven had the same idea and
15:01i'll believe steven because i actually yeah actually fair enough
15:10to actively murder someone you have to give them something for we need to see who gets murdered
15:17and then work backwards and see what they were doing if they were acting weirdly if they had
15:20or who gave them that glass i feel bad i feel bad but you know rude you see roof with the marshmallow
15:27and marshmallow she came around with the marshmallow well no no that was so that was my idea
15:32we just brought it down to the fire okay yeah i'm just thinking but you couldn't control who would he
15:37from it could you i feel like i had so little few interactions yesterday that i don't feel like
15:45i was got every single thing that happened yesterday could have been not nico hugged me
15:52goodbye nico hugged you goodbye yeah he was like oh my one's my number one suspect but isn't it obvious
16:00because that's what he's the kind of person exactly yes so maybe it's too obvious you mean
16:04i mean what else though what else could it be i'm not sure of anything and that's what they like
16:11to do to us there are so many possibilities of what murder in plain sight might entail
16:16whether it could be to give you a letter or oh have a look at this book what do you think
16:19give you know it could be anything you're all right i'm trying to retrieve myself for the first
16:31banishing i think you're okay i don't think anybody thinks i'm a traitor do they um your name has come
16:36up oh shut up no no it has jonathan had briefly mentioned that my name had come up and i was like
16:42what that's a traitor it was um it was a surprise should we say yeah that people like nico lucy or
16:54david could fly under the radar really easily yeah they're the little sweet ones yeah because you
17:00always think of a traitor of being this cunning killer hello yeah we're good how are you great i love
17:10the green oh thank you it's beautiful have you noticed anything weird either of you
17:19it's so hard to tell at this point because everyone worked so well together on their mission
17:23why have you noticed anything no i'm just retracing everything that happened but one thing which i am
17:28thinking is very smart is now we're all thinking about this instead of who the traitors are oh okay
17:35who's been murdered well i don't know about you guys but i am yeah totally oh that's interesting i didn't
17:39see it from that perspective yeah oh goodness fearful stuff fearful stuff oh yeah staring the part
17:51there yeah i wonder whether the traitors were also surprised when the person that they've chosen to
18:00murder walked in i wish i was looking at kate's face actually like oh wait what why are they not dead
18:07you know what i mean yeah because it was straight away cake went oh there must have been a recruitment
18:11like to try and people may think of me as just an athlete when actually i like to think of myself as
18:17somebody that is very observant and can think about lots of things all at once the clever ones
18:23we wish somebody is dead now i know walking around walking well not wait can we be dead you can't
18:36because you've got a shield and i've got a shield i could i didn't have a shield yeah yeah you could be
18:40dead i could be dead i'm on the inside please don't don't don't don't who do you trust charlotte i trust
18:48yeah no well i don't you see why what she gave up her shield very quickly that would be a very good
18:56move for a traitor because she doesn't need it anyway can we just say she is a very nice person
19:00she's adorable but that's the point don't you see yeah yeah yeah yes and she's very bright
19:05and very quick and you have to be i don't trust you you see what i'm sorry joe you're very clever
19:12you see and you would be a very unlikely choice for a traitor because you're so adorable i know you
19:19do have to watch people very carefully the traitors who are here are being so smart because i can't
19:26really tell i'm beginning to suspect everyone you are right even though you're accusing me but yeah if
19:33you're being really clever you have to go ignore the people you think it might be and go the other way
19:39then i reckon you've got more chance exactly i know as i'm sat here surrounded by three trainers
19:47i am in my day-to-day life very weak wills i'm a sheep um but in this game i'd like to
19:54put my best foot forward and hunt down a traitor with um such vigor that it fraudens people
20:10with the faithful still speculating about last night's murder in plain sight the players must now
20:15come together for their next mission but for poisoned paloma the end of her time is drawing near
20:23we came out of the castle to see claudia resplendent on horseback in front of a rather more
20:41worrying sight of three coffins i was just like shocked
20:48there's three coffins
20:52joe marlis not going to get in one of those is he
20:57it's all starting to feel a little bit real we actually have murdered someone
21:01dearly beloved players we are gathered here today to pay our respects
21:11to our first murdered faithful a high profile death deserves a high profile funeral
21:19you might be wondering why there are three coffins all will be made clear for one of you
21:28death is incredibly close
21:30the first two of us now follow me we're going on a little walk
21:35oh my god it just feels very forbidding macabre morbid desperately gloomy
21:51and we know that at the end of it someone's not coming back with us
21:59wow the heart is erasing i don't usually get nervous i'm starting to get a little bit shaky
22:17oh
22:41oh
22:47Oh my god, that's really creepy.
23:03That was cheery.
23:05Players, welcome back to the graveyard.
23:10On day one, you dug your own graves.
23:14Today, our first murdered faithful will be laid to rest here.
23:22Players, your mission today is to correctly identify which faithful has been murdered by answering a series of clues.
23:32The clues will whittle down the potential victims to three.
23:37The murdered faithful and two other players, the traitors chose to lie alongside them just for fun.
23:48Oh.
23:50Oh, God.
23:52The traitors could have also chosen themselves to lie in the coffins.
23:58Oh.
24:00Celia, Kate, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson, and Jonathan, you have shields so you are safe.
24:12The rest of you, thoughts and prayers.
24:15Wow.
24:17Thanks.
24:19So, to clarify, you need to solve clues to work out which three players belong in these coffins.
24:27For each player you correctly identify, I will add £3,000 to the prize fund.
24:36That means a total of £9,000 is up for grabs today.
24:41But each time you request an additional clue, money will be deducted.
24:50I will now hand over to the choir for the first clue.
24:54You chased your goals with all your might
25:07Until you kicked the bucket out of sight
25:15Has any of the actors died?
25:18Because nobody here... Yeah.
25:19Kicked the bucket means...
25:20Several times.
25:21Yeah, die.
25:22Kicked the bucket out of sight.
25:24Might as in strength.
25:25Yeah, but Joe's got a...
25:27Yeah, but he's got a shield.
25:29He's got a shield.
25:31Do we want to hear a second clue just in case?
25:34I think we should, yeah.
25:35We're not definitive, are we?
25:36No.
25:38My strategy was to act like I didn't know the answers and I was as confused as the rest of the group.
25:45OK, here is the second clue.
25:47But it does mean you'll lose £500.
25:57Ballot box.
25:58Ballot box.
25:59Oh, is it Nico?
26:00Oh, my goodness me.
26:01It's Nico.
26:03When it came out with the ballot box, I instantly knew it was Nico because he famously ran for London Mayor.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:14Are we agreed, everyone?
26:15Yes.
26:17So, Nico, please lie in the coffin.
26:20First time in a coffin?
26:21Oh, Nico.
26:23Oh, no.
26:25I can think of nothing worse than going out on the first murder.
26:29I just, like, now the fear level has gone up even more.
26:33My paranoia is spiralling.
26:36Nico, I can tell you that coffin does belong to you.
26:43£2,500 thanked.
26:45If we put Nico into one of the boxes, who we know that is heat on already, then it might be enough for one of them to say his name's come on.
26:56That's what people are like.
26:57They are second-guessing, so I think that's a really good call.
27:00And they struggle to trust him because of the videos that he makes on YouTube.
27:03His name has come up a lot.
27:04Nico, I'm afraid your time with us may soon be over.
27:13Aww.
27:14When Nico got in that coffin, he actually looked quite sad, and that made me feel quite bad and a bit guilty.
27:21Onto the next coffin.
27:23You've filled the airways with laughter and jest
27:30Completed your task
27:33Now it's time to rest
27:42With laughter and jest.
27:43Alan's got a radio show, it's Airwaves.
27:46I did Radio 2 for years.
27:48I think it might be me.
27:49I've got a podcast and I've done Taskmaster.
27:52Oh, I haven't done that, I'm Task.
27:54I haven't done the Taskmaster.
27:56I've had a Radio 4 series and I was on Taskmaster.
27:59It had the word tasking and airwaves, and I thought, could that be me?
28:07But Nick thought it was about him.
28:09And was the radio show a comedy?
28:11A comedy, yeah.
28:12Shall we do second clue?
28:13I think we have to do second clue.
28:15Second clue.
28:16You would like a second clue?
28:18Yeah.
28:19Yeah.
28:20It's me.
28:21It's me.
28:22It's me.
28:23Yeah.
28:24To my horror, the next clue, a space rocket, the Apollo 11, was brought out.
28:27And I was like, well, that's me.
28:31Oh, it's Nick.
28:32Oh, it's Nick.
28:33It's Nick.
28:34Of course it's Nick.
28:35It's Nick.
28:36Have you made your decision or would you like another clue?
28:38I think we made our decision, yeah.
28:40You've made your decision.
28:41Who do you think this coffin belongs to?
28:44Mr. Nick Muhammad.
28:45Nick.
28:46Nick.
28:47Nick Muhammad, please.
28:51It was horrible getting into the coffin.
28:53And, um, yeah, I've never got into a coffin before, obviously.
28:56So it was just quite ominous and surreal.
29:00If you get this correct, you will bank £2,500.
29:06Before I reveal if you guessed correctly, I am going to show you the third clue.
29:14What's in it?
29:16Bow.
29:17Bow.
29:18Bow?
29:19Bow?
29:20Bow?
29:21It's pointing to the yellow.
29:22Oh, yellow.
29:23What is it that's in me?
29:24That's the whole of the verbal.
29:25I've got nothing to do with.
29:27Apollo.
29:28Apollo.
29:29Apollo.
29:30Apollo.
29:31Apollo.
29:32Apollo.
29:33Apollo.
29:34Apollo.
29:35Apollo.
29:36Apollo.
29:37Apollo.
29:38Apollo.
29:39Apollo.
29:40Apollo.
29:41Apollo.
29:42Apollo.
29:43Apollo.
29:44I've played at the Apollo.
29:46Ah, it's me.
29:47So it's Hull, live at the Apollo.
29:49I was on Taskmaster and I've got a podcast.
29:51It's too late.
29:52It's too late.
29:53Nick.
29:54Yeah.
29:55I can tell you that that is not your coffin.
29:58Oh.
29:59It is not your time to die yet.
30:03Oh, for all that.
30:04I'm so sorry.
30:05I'm so sorry.
30:06The coffin was chosen for Lucy.
30:10Oh, Lucy.
30:12Lucy.
30:13Here's something though.
30:14Is it worth putting someone quieter?
30:16Like who?
30:17Like Lucy.
30:18And then we can just say, you are quiet Lucy.
30:20You so far under the radar?
30:22Yes.
30:23Oh yes.
30:24I can't really compare the coffin to anything I've experienced before.
30:29I once fell asleep in a wheelie bin.
30:32It's about...
30:33It's about it.
30:35Players, by guessing incorrectly I'm afraid you haven't banked any money for this coffin.
30:43Oh, I'm sorry I got it wrong but you've just...
30:44Airways was a bit...
30:45No!
30:46No!
30:47I'm sorry is you in the coffin as well.
30:49We should blame the traitors because they must have known and they could have stepped forward
30:52and steered us.
30:53We knew that it was meant to be her but of course if we'd have intervened we'd have given ourselves
30:58away.
30:59It's time to find out who the third and final coffin belongs to.
31:04You found your voice amidst the big smoke.
31:11Your story is done but your words still spoke.
31:20It said it was...
31:22It says the story is done but your words live on.
31:25Is it Charlotte?
31:26I hope my story's not done.
31:27Her story's not done!
31:30It's still worth getting another clue isn't it?
31:32Yeah, second clue.
31:33The second clue for the final coffin.
31:36Here it comes.
31:37A school tie.
31:38A school tie.
31:39A school tie.
31:40Is it St Trinian?
31:41Is it you, Paloma?
31:42St Trinian's?
31:43But Celia, me and Stephen were in St Trinian's.
31:46Ah, yes.
31:47Well, it could be black and white and it could be Newcastle.
31:50Newcastle?
31:51Yeah, which could be me.
31:52I'm from Newcastle and it looked like a Newcastle United colours.
31:56I was convinced it was me.
31:57But I think we should get a third clue.
31:59We think it's David but we want a third clue.
32:01So you'd like a third clue.
32:03Yeah.
32:04You'll lose another £500.
32:06What is that?
32:10Hearts.
32:11It's a heart, like heart badges.
32:12Plasters on the hearts.
32:13Broken hearts.
32:14Has anyone got a song called plaster on the earth?
32:16Only love hurts like this?
32:18Yeah.
32:19Oh, yeah.
32:20Yeah, but I don't understand why the tie could be St Trinian's.
32:24St Trinian's.
32:25And then...
32:26You found your thing in the big smoke but you are a Londoner.
32:28I am from London.
32:29What's the stories done and a word still spoke?
32:32But your words still spoke.
32:33But that is only love can hurt like this.
32:35Right.
32:36And that looks St Trinian's-y.
32:37It is me, I think.
32:38It's a St Trinian's tie.
32:39It has to be Paloma.
32:41Have you made your decision?
32:43Paloma.
32:44Me.
32:45Paloma.
32:46Yeah.
32:47Step forward.
32:48Oh no, don't say that!
32:49Oh my goodness.
32:50Jesus.
32:51God, what a grim day.
32:53I have no idea what's going on right now.
32:55All I hear is the rain and my heart beating really, really fast in my chest.
33:01It might...
33:02It's one of you.
33:03It might not be you.
33:04It might not be you.
33:05There's only one.
33:06I feel so bad seeing Paloma get in the coffin.
33:11I mean, she actually looks at me and I look at her and she's like, ooh.
33:14And I'm like, yeah, I popped you in that coffin.
33:17I can now reveal that the third coffin belongs to...
33:24Paloma.
33:25Yay!
33:26Woo!
33:27Congratulations.
33:28You banked £2,000.
33:30Well done, everyone.
33:31You correctly guessed two players.
33:35You've won £4,500 for the prize fund.
33:39But that's horrible though because that means one of the three are going.
33:42I was terrified for whoever was getting murdered, but there was a part of me that could just have a little sigh of relief because it wasn't going to be me.
33:53There is one last question to answer and it is a big one.
33:58Oh.
33:59As a group, you must now decide who of these three did the traitors murder in plain sight.
34:12Oh, God.
34:14If you guess correctly, I will give you an extra £4,000.
34:19£4,000.
34:21Once you've decided, you must place this wreath at the foot of their coffin.
34:27You may start your discussion now.
34:30OK, vote.
34:31Vote.
34:32Put it to a vote.
34:33Right.
34:34That's the fairest way to do it.
34:35We've no clue.
34:36OK.
34:37Yeah.
34:38Yeah, I think Ruth is right.
34:39We should vote.
34:40OK.
34:41Hands up for Paloma.
34:42Paloma.
34:43I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
34:45Obviously, I know the answer's Paloma, but if I say it's Paloma, then I'm going to have heat on me.
34:55One.
34:56OK.
34:57Hands up for Lucy.
35:02There's no point in taking a vote for Nico.
35:04I'm ready for Nico.
35:07I think it's me, though.
35:08I do.
35:09Tell me who you're locking in.
35:10Lucy.
35:11Lucy.
35:15Oh, Lucy Lou.
35:17Thank you, Mark.
35:20According to you, Lucy has been murdered by the traitors.
35:25If you are right, £4,000 will be added to the prize pot.
35:32But have you guessed the murder victim correctly?
35:38We are about to find out.
35:47This is really sad.
35:49Oh, no!
36:16Oh, no!
36:17Oh, Paloma, you were right.
36:22That is flabbergasting.
36:28It was Paloma.
36:33Bye-bye, Paloma.
36:34Love you, Paloma.
36:39Paloma is dead.
36:42Rest in peace.
36:44Don't ask me.
36:46We love you, Paloma.
36:48What you know is true.
36:51I thought I wasn't going to get emotional, but I feel really sad.
36:55I love your precious heart.
36:58Oh, my God.
37:00Goodbye, sweet Paloma.
37:02It's been really a wonderful experience.
37:05I just wish it had been longer, but I guess that just leaves me to say
37:08that this is now goodbye.
37:09And they could never tear us apart.
37:18I'm feeling really sad, actually.
37:21Truthfully.
37:22She was such a joy.
37:24Our sunshine's gone.
37:25Would anybody like to say a few words?
37:29Alan, you knew her the best.
37:30Why don't you say something about her?
37:32Yeah.
37:34Oh, well, I think we're all going to miss her, really.
37:37We're going to miss her, really.
37:38We're going to miss her.
37:39The biggest irony is, for someone who was so full of life,
37:42and then turned like this, it just doesn't feel fitting,
37:46and I think we're going to miss her.
37:47And we will avenge her death.
37:50Yes!
37:51We're going to get some traitors, aren't we?
37:52Yes!
37:55It's been a dramatic day.
37:57I have to tell you, it might also be a dramatic night.
38:03Now get back to the castle.
38:05I'll see you later.
38:10Paloma, I'm sorry we killed you.
38:13It was absolutely nothing personal.
38:16For you, it was wrong time, wrong place, wrong game.
38:21We could never, ever, tear us apart.
38:30You, Alan, were really close to Paloma.
38:33Yeah. So how are you feeling?
38:35We really did have a bond, and obviously, you know,
38:37I hate goodbyes at the best of times, but what a goodbye, you know?
38:42I think Paloma's murder has thrown everyone off my scent.
38:46I'm getting a lot of sympathy.
38:47Are you all right?
38:49I know Paloma was close to you.
38:51Paloma's murder is my shield,
38:53because people just think, oh, Alan wouldn't do that to his good friend.
38:57If you were a traitor, right, who's the least likely person to have killed Paloma?
39:03Someone she's close to.
39:05Exactly.
39:06Oh, you're talking about Alan.
39:07I'm talking about Alan.
39:09So you're suspicious of Alan, right?
39:10No, I'm just saying that's the least likely person to have killed her.
39:13Yeah.
39:14So, therefore, something you have to consider.
39:16Yeah.
39:18If a traitor's name comes up, I will defend them as much as I can.
39:22But not to my own detriment.
39:27Any thoughts?
39:30I hate to say it, but I think Claire and Kate.
39:34Claire?
39:35Let me tell you about Kate.
39:36I feel Kate is a traitor.
39:38Really?
39:39Kate's a traitor.
39:40I see it and I feel it.
39:43I watched everybody to see people's reactions.
39:47The person that I had in my head was Tamika.
39:51Oh, that's interesting.
39:53Tamika and Kate both sort of did a, oh, you know, thing.
39:57I'd already started my narrative about Tamika.
39:59So I thought, well, that fits, that fits.
40:04I just don't think I'm going to go.
40:06First?
40:07No, to the round table.
40:09I'm going to hide under the round table.
40:16There's 18 of us now.
40:19Oh, dear.
40:21My gosh.
40:23Let's go in the, um, library?
40:25Or the bar?
40:27Maybe in the bar.
40:30Poor Paloma.
40:32Yeah.
40:33It was really shocking, wasn't it?
40:34It was.
40:36I feel like...
40:38I have to defend myself properly now,
40:40because I think there's now a lot of eyes on me.
40:43Yeah, that's what you mean.
40:45The one thing which the traitors will do
40:48is plant seeds.
40:49Whoever is being brought up into the conversations,
40:52continuously,
40:54that's probably the traitors who have done that.
40:56Who can we put in the coffin
40:58who everyone's going to look at?
41:00Yeah.
41:01And then I feel like that's where I was then put forward.
41:03Which is a bit of a problem.
41:05But I think everyone's on tender hooks.
41:07You think?
41:08Yes, I do.
41:10Yeah, we'll see.
41:11Oh.
41:12I just noticed that they've already crossed out her face.
41:16Oh, my God, they have.
41:18That makes you final.
41:19Oh, that's awesome.
41:21It'll be, it'll be weird now without her.
41:23Yeah.
41:25Weirdest of all for Alan.
41:26Yeah.
41:27He's lost his buddy.
41:28Taking out someone as big and loud and wonderful as Paloma,
41:32that's a, that's a bold move.
41:34And obviously Paloma and Alan,
41:35I mean, they are, like, best mates.
41:37But could it be Alan?
41:39Could Alan have actually done in Paloma,
41:41straight off, sent her home,
41:44knowing that nobody would ever think he would do that?
41:46Let's go down the road that they have picked one of themselves to go in.
42:02It wasn't Paloma.
42:03I just can't see Lucy putting herself through that.
42:06No.
42:07OK, but that doesn't mean Nico is.
42:08It just means that if we were going down that route,
42:10you would choose.
42:11He's very worried now.
42:13Who, Nico, because of that?
42:14He's very worried.
42:16Now he's done a very good convincing on me
42:19that he absolutely isn't.
42:21I do think putting yourself in the coffin
42:23is, is a bit nuts at this point.
42:26He does draw attention to it.
42:27Yeah.
42:28That's what he thought.
42:29And he thought...
42:30And he has a point.
42:31If, if, if I was a traitor,
42:32I wouldn't, I wouldn't put myself in the...
42:35Because you've got to keep a low, low under the radar.
42:37Yeah.
42:38You just want to be in the mellow.
42:39Yeah.
42:40Personally.
42:41I don't think Nico is a traitor.
42:42I'm looking at someone who's,
42:45hasn't really been accused yet.
42:46So I've narrowed it down to myself or Tom.
42:50I'm leaning towards Tom.
42:51He's sweetness and light.
42:52Well, he's...
42:54Diving, isn't he?
42:55But imagine that.
42:57Callously picking us off.
42:59I'd watch that.
43:00I'd watch that.
43:09Hello, guys.
43:10The thing is...
43:11Ring for one more.
43:12Yeah, absolutely.
43:13Come and take a seat.
43:14Pick the traitors off one by one.
43:16Yeah.
43:17That's what you've got to do.
43:18Load them into a false sense of security
43:19and then bang.
43:20Get them.
43:21Yeah.
43:22How are we feeling?
43:23Pretty good.
43:24I want to avenge Paloma's death.
43:25Yeah.
43:26Yeah.
43:27What's your feeling with Nicom?
43:29I personally...
43:30I don't feel like he's a traitor.
43:34Mmm.
43:35I sort of was looking at people who would kind of be, like, overcompensating and being super, like, exaggerated with just their responses to things.
43:46Go on.
43:48Well, like, Kate, for example.
43:50I said Kate.
43:52Oh, my gosh, I'm flabbergasted.
43:55Who uses that word?
43:57You can't just call someone a traitor because they have a better vocabulary than you.
44:03Flabbergasted is, like, saying whoops-a-daisy, is it not?
44:07You know when you just get a vibe from someone?
44:10I do think the round table might be a bit intense.
44:13I don't feel like I'm going to have a problem writing a name on a board.
44:18I'll keep Paloma in my heart.
44:20Mm-hmm.
44:21Let's do it for her.
44:22Yeah, absolutely.
44:23It's been a traumatic day as we laid poor Paloma to rest.
44:36But now it's time for the faithful to avenge her murder as they gather at the round table and start the eternal debate.
44:46Who is a traitor?
44:48Get comfy.
44:49It's time for the first banishment.
44:54Heading into the round table, my heart is just in my mouth, to be honest.
44:59We've just seen Paloma murdered.
45:02No one expected that.
45:03So now you're thinking, anyone could go.
45:09People are coming for me, there's no doubt about that.
45:12But if you think I'm not ready for it, you lost your mind.
45:15I have no idea in which direction this round table is going to go.
45:20When it's the first banishment, you have to make a decision based off so little data.
45:24So I just have to stick with what I think and hope that no one comes for me.
45:28My game plan at the moment, especially around the round table, is to just lay low, stay quiet, just kind of fly under the radar.
45:37We know how ruthless they are, these dastardly traitors.
45:43They're clever, so we've got to find them.
45:46So we've got to find them.
45:55Players, welcome back to the round table and your first banishment.
46:02Congratulations.
46:05After today, your prize fund currently stands at 19 and a half thousand pounds.
46:14Here's a thing.
46:16One of the skills you need to be good at this game is to know when somebody is lying to you.
46:25You are famous.
46:27People lie to you all the time.
46:32I love that show.
46:36It's a great jacket.
46:40I listened to that particular podcast twice.
46:46Lies.
46:49So how on earth are you going to tell if somebody is lying to you?
46:55Let me tell you how this works.
46:57Whoever receives the most votes will be banished and will reveal if they're a traitor or a faithful as they leave the castle.
47:08So then players, for the first time, the floor is yours.
47:17Can I start just by reiterating that we have to write a name down and we have very little to go on.
47:32And that whatever name we write down, it isn't because we dislike someone or we think they should leave the game.
47:39The greatest detective there ever was, Sherlock Holmes, said it is a cardinal error to theorize without data.
47:47And we have almost no data to go on.
47:51We are, as Claudia said, going on instinct.
47:53I'm going to ask a question which sounds a bit sidebar.
47:58But a couple of people have mentioned that my name is cropped up, right, in conversations.
48:04If anybody has been part of those conversations, can you say what came up?
48:08Because I feel like then that might help us to understand what people are thinking of.
48:12I mentioned your name.
48:16Why did you think that?
48:18Because I think in, I'll say the mission today specifically,
48:24I didn't know whether your sort of larger response to Paloma's coffin being closed was an overcompensation
48:35or whether it was a genuine sort of fear.
48:39Well, first of all, I'm a massive ham.
48:42That's the first thing.
48:43So my reactions are always massively over the top about everything.
48:47But genuinely, I was flabbergasted.
48:50And I'll end up as well.
48:52Exactly the same thing.
48:53When we were here and we took the masks off, the overreaction wasn't to the word traitor from you.
49:00It was to the word faithful.
49:02When you went faithful.
49:04But it's exactly the same thing.
49:05It's the ham.
49:07It's the ham.
49:08I am a ham.
49:09I'm terrible ham.
49:10Yeah.
49:11I just have a question.
49:13When we were doing the challenge, a lot of people were very forthcoming with their shields and stuff.
49:19I just didn't, maybe I didn't hear you, but I didn't notice you once offered up.
49:25I didn't know that Charlotte offered it.
49:27That's how out of it I was.
49:28I actually didn't know you'd given it up.
49:30I was in a blur.
49:31But also, isn't that evidence I'm a faithful?
49:33It means that I was more keen to hang on to the shield.
49:37One thing we might consider, of course, is that Claudia asked us all whether we wanted to be faithfuls or traitors.
49:46We might consider amongst ourselves who we think is the kind of person who would say, yeah, I'd love to be a traitor.
49:50On that basis, I felt, and again, don't take this personally, that Nico was the kind of person who might say I'd love to be a traitor.
49:58Okay, well, I'm actually glad that I've got this opportunity to speak and defend myself.
50:02First off, I am a faithful.
50:04I actually asked to be a faithful as well.
50:06But what I will say is today, obviously, rest in peace to Paloma.
50:11But I believe that I've been set up.
50:14I believe that when the traitors met up, they were like, well, let's put Nico forward because Nico has come up in conversation.
50:23And if he's in there, he's going to get brought up at the table.
50:26It's going to be a reason that's used against me.
50:28But with that being said, does anyone have any rebuttal as to why I would, as a traitor, put myself into the coffin where everyone's eyes would be on me?
50:39I think there's a case of double and triple bluffs here.
50:42Yeah.
50:43I mean, and there's other reasons that I've been also thinking about you, Nico.
50:47And one of them being at the round table before and after you had an impeccable poker face.
50:53Yeah.
50:54And you were, like, completely expressionless.
50:57Mm-hmm.
50:58And that made me wonder.
51:00Nico, can I add something?
51:01Yeah.
51:02Because first of all, I really like you and I really admire you as well.
51:04But I also was someone who raised your name early on for the same reason that Charlotte's just said.
51:09And I thought there was a change in your behaviour.
51:11That's why I thought there was a chance and that's why I am one of the people who did mention your name.
51:15All I can say, because if I am a traitor, why would I put myself into a coffin?
51:21It doesn't make any sense at all.
51:23It does feel risky.
51:24Extremely risky.
51:25It does feel risky.
51:26And I think, like...
51:27I mean, the proof of that is in the fact that we're all talking about it now.
51:31Exactly.
51:32Yeah.
51:33Just actually in Nico's defence, as far as, you know, being a traitor is concerned, that jars in my head.
51:41The changes in behaviour that I've noticed for the person that I've observed over the last two days.
51:47And it's really hard, and I'm sorry, but Tameka, when we came out of here the other night after the traitors had been chosen,
51:57I thought I sensed a real change in your behaviour.
52:01You seemed quite withdrawn, jittery.
52:05And then today, I watched when Claudia was pacing up and down those coffins before she slammed Paloma's lid shut.
52:13I didn't want to watch that.
52:15I wanted to watch the crowd to see everybody's reaction.
52:19Your reaction didn't ring true for me.
52:22It was over the top.
52:24Today, I was really shocked because I thought it was you, Lucy, and I really didn't want it to be you.
52:29So when Claudia shut the coffin on Paloma, I was genuinely shocked.
52:35And then I was just trying to just think my way through it.
52:38Yeah.
52:39And I actually noticed you walk away and was looking back because it was almost as if you were looking at,
52:46that's happening over there, but what are other people looking at?
52:49You separated yourself to look at everybody else on that.
52:54Because I want to know who the traitors are.
52:56But it's very interesting you're talking about people's, you know, looking different.
53:01I felt after the selection, I felt that yourself, Kate, had changed.
53:10Really?
53:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
53:13I absolutely promise you I'm a faithful.
53:17Let's imagine that we were traitors.
53:20What would inspire us to choose Paloma as our first victim?
53:25Well, Paloma's own theory was that she was such a big character.
53:28Yes.
53:29It was a way of shocking.
53:30Would you have said, let's get Paloma because she's a big character?
53:33I don't think I would.
53:34I think I would have done something more closer to what Nick was describing.
53:38I would have worked out who the heat was on in the first day and think who would easily be banished.
53:45It's a cruel touch of genius there.
53:48It is.
53:49I actually have a question for Alan.
53:52You would have talked to Paloma the most.
53:55Yes.
53:56Is there anyone that she kind of openly suspected?
53:58She had two names and I couldn't get them out and she went, if I die, there's two names.
54:07Next thing you know, she's shoved in her coffin and the thing's gone.
54:13It was very frustrating.
54:15Can I say something?
54:17I've hung...
54:18We've hung around quite a lot and you've been really nervous about being...
54:23Murdered.
54:24Murdered.
54:25Yeah.
54:26So I personally don't think it's you.
54:29Who do you think it is then?
54:31All right.
54:32This hurts, but I was worried about Tom.
54:35Only because when I started this, I thought who would I think would...
54:42I'll be honest, this is probably going to backfire, but I thought you and Paloma are the two people if I was in control of this thing.
54:49And that's the only reason I think it's you. I've had no other proof.
54:54Like, Nico's come up a lot and I don't believe what's been put in front of me.
55:01I feel like the evidence which I've given makes it quite clear that it's not me.
55:05I personally believe that. The decision is up to you and I respect that.
55:09But if you do not think it's me, do not vote for me because you could be killed next.
55:15Oh, God.
55:16Players, the time for talk is now over.
55:19Oh, hell.
55:20Oh, God.
55:22Please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor.
55:32This is awful.
55:34Are your names locked in?
55:52Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
55:54Ruth, we'll start with you.
55:57Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
56:01I voted for Kate.
56:03I just found that your behaviour changed and became slightly more animated any time traitor talk came about.
56:14Tameka.
56:15Tameka.
56:16I have voted for you, Kate.
56:20I'm just going by how you were reacting.
56:24Alan.
56:25Alan.
56:26I'm going for Nico.
56:28Um, I've got to go for my friend who I lost today.
56:35Mark.
56:36I'm sorry, Tameka, but I'm going for you.
56:39Um, just inconsistencies in behaviour and overcompensation.
56:43Enemy.
56:44Yeah.
56:45Nico.
56:46I've gone for Tom Daley.
56:47I've gone for Tom Daley.
56:49The UK's golden boy might have a good traitor streak about him.
56:54You could have definitely pulled off the whole master plan of setting me up.
56:59So, a vote count.
57:01Two for Kate.
57:02One for Nico.
57:04One for Tameka.
57:05And one for Tom.
57:09Kate, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
57:12I'm going to go for Tameka.
57:15Because I was very convinced by Nico that it wasn't Nico.
57:21Joe Marlow.
57:22Didn't have a lot to go on, so I went with my gut.
57:26Nico.
57:28Lucy.
57:29I kept scribbling names out.
57:32And Nico, I've wrote your name down.
57:35This is awful.
57:36This is awful.
57:37This is awful.
57:39Kat.
57:40Um, I vote for you, Kate.
57:43I just felt like in the mission today, more sort of loudness.
57:48Could have been an overcompensation.
57:51So, a vote count.
57:53Three for Kate.
57:55Three for Nico.
57:56Two for Tameka.
57:59One for Tom.
58:03I'm very nervous.
58:04The reality that I might be gone at the first round table is starting to set in.
58:09My biggest fear?
58:10I could be out the game.
58:11They've got it so wrong.
58:12This could go any way.
58:13Stephen, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
58:26There's nothing with me.
58:28There it is.
58:29There it is.
58:30There it is.
58:32There it is.
58:33There it is.
58:35from her coffin to join me on the celebrity traitors uncloaked starting right now on bbc2
58:40paloma finds out who the traitors are for the first time plus traitor linda is on the show
58:45and faithful frankie is back switch over now and the celebrity traitors back on wednesday at nine
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