Gogglebox Ireland Season 11 Episode 5

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00:00Actually I bought a slice, a big thing of beef the other day, gonna have to teach me how to cook it.

00:05Roast beef?

00:06Yeah, because I'm back in the gym now.

00:09Actually, that's quite hard.

00:11Yeah, I told you. It's not gonna happen to me.

00:14Feel that, feel that.

00:15Show me.

00:16Mom, there's something there!

00:18There is!

00:19To get you on the creatine, Mom.

00:21I'm not taking any supplements.

00:22Creatine's supposed to be good for you.

00:24For old people.

00:25Jesus!

00:27Oh shut up, my show is on.

00:35Oh, why is he doing this?

00:37Jesus Christ, he don't give you any warning.

00:40I told you, what I tell you.

00:42Look!

00:43Does that look alright?

00:44Oh, lie.

00:45Is this actually happening?

00:47Amazing! Mic drop!

00:50That's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever said.

00:57In the week when three became two in the race to the Auris, we watched loads of great telly.

01:07The world's biggest star was flogging her wares on Virgin Media once.

01:12Check it out!

01:13Got that in front of the jewelers in Meath Street.

01:16Thank you!

01:17Killian Murphy has no more interest in that ring now than his own ring.

01:21Baz was back with his new show on RTE1.

01:24Ah, Baz!

01:25I love Baz!

01:26What's your favourite thing to smash?

01:28Baz!

01:29Me too!

01:30I'd love to do that.

01:31I'd love to be able to smash up a house, but for a good cause.

01:35And an action-packed new Netflix show had us wondering what we were watching.

01:45Okay, wow.

01:46They have to stop doing that.

01:48I'm glad we live somewhere with little snakes.

01:50In the Liberties...

01:51I'd love a long denim coat.

01:52I saw one and it was a long denim one, like a Mac.

01:53Friends, Tracy and Anita.

01:54And, erm, it was like, erm, whatchacallit, erm, wool in the inside.

02:11Not wool, whatchacallit, you know what I'm trying to say.

02:13Fleas.

02:14Four.

02:15No.

02:16Not wool, not fleece, not four.

02:18Sheep.

02:19Wool?

02:20It looks like sheep in it.

02:21Sheepskin?

02:22No.

02:23Yeah, it looks like fluff or sheep.

02:25Wool?

02:26No, not wool, not knit.

02:28Sheepskin?

02:29No.

02:30If you have a sheep there, it looks like a cloud legging it round the field.

02:34Yeah.

02:35That is on the collar.

02:37Yeah, sheepskin.

02:42So what's underneath that then?

02:44Sheep.

02:45On Thursday, some very rich people were back in business on BBC One.

02:52The doors to the den are open once again.

02:55Oh, it's back.

02:56I forgot it was back.

02:57Yes.

02:58I've never watched this in my life.

02:59I watched it for like one business class.

03:00Why is your business class consistent of fucking watching telly?

03:01I don't know.

03:02The show introduced us to a nervous looking man in a blue shirt.

03:15Anyone who knows me knows I am a bit of a serial inventor.

03:17Looks like a serial inventor.

03:18Let's do this.

03:19Can we guess what this product is?

03:25Probably fucking light up socks or something.

03:27I'm Phil.

03:28And I'm co-founder...

03:29Uh...

03:32Oh, awkward.

03:33Oh no.

03:34Phil.

03:35Hi there.

03:36I'm Phil.

03:37Oh, he started again.

03:38I'm Phil.

03:39I'm the founder of Boot Bananas.

03:40And I'm here today seeking a £200,000 investment in exchange for 8% equity in our unique, sustainable

03:47shoe care accessories brand.

03:48I was right.

03:49It's fun related.

03:50That's a lot of money.

03:518%?

03:52Boot Bananas was founded in 2012 by my wife Alex and myself.

03:57Oh, they're deodorant.

03:58There you go.

03:59Dave.

04:00Yeah.

04:01I'll get you that for Christmas.

04:02I will die on that hill.

04:03My feet do not smell.

04:05My feet do not smell.

04:07They do not smell.

04:09The stench from one particularly pungent pair of my rock climbing shoes was starting to take

04:13over our flat.

04:14You need ten for your goalie glove.

04:16You need ten for each finger.

04:19I perfected a blend of salts, minerals and plant extracts that worked with miracles and

04:24removed the smell.

04:25You say that to him for my Kenny's breath.

04:27Well, put sugar in the dog's mouth.

04:30Yeah, well, I give him cucumber to try and take it away, but, uh, parsley.

04:34Last year, I turned over 1.37 million with a £220,000 net profit and, um...

04:44Ah, he's losing his trail of thought.

04:47Give him a chance.

04:48I'll offer you a fiver to fuck off.

04:51The valuation of this business is basically, it is basically your business.

04:56It's complete bananas.

04:58B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

05:00No one ever comes in with a reasonable valuation in this show.

05:03No, because you want more than you deserve.

05:05Of course you do.

05:06But over the last ten years, how much money have you made selling this product net?

05:10Um, there's not a net profit.

05:13There's been a...

05:14Oh, no, you're making it worse now.

05:15Stop.

05:16For fuck's sake.

05:17Genuinely, I think we could be turning over 100 million.

05:19Do you know what I would start doing?

05:21I'd start going into other fruits and veggies.

05:24So you could have, like, a courgette one.

05:26An aubergine.

05:27You could get...

05:28You could do apples for people's bras.

05:30Apples, but...

05:31Yeah, so you don't have smelly boobs.

05:32You'll get to a point 2-3-4 million and you'll stagnate, in my view.

05:37And for that reason, I'm out.

05:40Yeah, I'm with Danny DeVito.

05:42If you can demonstrate this product within 5-10 seconds, people go,

05:46Oh, my God, I need that.

05:47And it will sell itself.

05:48It's a lot of work.

05:49Yeah.

05:50It's a lot of work.

05:51Um...

05:55But I believe.

05:56Oh!

05:57Oh!

05:58Plot twist!

06:00What do you specifically want?

06:01Honestly, I want to spend less time doing the things I'm not very good at,

06:06so I have more time for my family.

06:08Oh, damn it!

06:09He's doing the sob story.

06:11Sorry.

06:14Sorry.

06:15He's going to cry.

06:16Aww!

06:17Two little boys, my wife, Alex.

06:19Why is he getting so upset?

06:21Emotion sells, baby.

06:23What do you want to do for them?

06:25I'd be there for them.

06:26It's like...

06:27It's like...

06:28They grow up.

06:30I, at this point, would go, your head's not in this game.

06:34You're clearly thinking about your family too much.

06:36Get out of my office.

06:37So I'm going to offer you all of the money.

06:39£200,000.

06:40Yeah.

06:41For a third of the business.

06:43It would be terrible at the business.

06:44Just cry.

06:45And then do it.

06:46Em...

06:47The obvious question I've got is, you two have been brilliant things at the table.

06:51Would you consider a share of the deal?

06:53Yeah.

06:54Yeah, we would be.

06:55Yeah.

06:56Yeah, we would be.

06:5716% each for £100,000 each.

06:58Yes.

06:59Yes.

07:00Got a deal.

07:02A little tearing.

07:04Crazy what can happen for you.

07:06What was you, Sel, if you're on this show?

07:08I don't know.

07:09I don't know.

07:10Like a see-through toaster?

07:11Or has that already been made?

07:13Why?

07:14Because I hate when you're toasting, toasting, if you keep pressing the button to see if it's

07:17cooked or not.

07:18If it's fucking heating up on the inside, it's going to fog up all the glass, so...

07:22No.

07:23Yeah.

07:24No.

07:25How the fuck are you going to see the toast being cooked through metal?

07:28See-through metal.

07:29That's what I'm saying.

07:30Bitch, where have you seen see-through metal?

07:36In temporary...

07:37What's on your bucket list now that you're retired?

07:40Anastasia and her dad, Noel.

07:43I think they're joined up with a fittest family.

07:45A fittest family?

07:46Yeah.

07:47Well, you have trimmed up now, Dad, from the walk.

07:48I have now, to be honest, haven't I?

07:49Yeah.

07:50Well, you won't be losing it now, Dad, between the yogurt and the Kit Kat.

07:53It's not too bad now in Paris.

07:55Like, what's the point in walking 5K if you're eating crap when you come home?

08:01Nothing to do all day, only this.

08:04Well, that's your own fault referred to iron, isn't it?

08:07I was going to say, are you dipping that in?

08:08What are you doing? Breaking it up?

08:10Yep.

08:12Why don't you put a flake into it?

08:14No.

08:15That would be way nicer.

08:16I don't have a flake.

08:17Alright, calm down.

08:19Oh, nice.

08:20On Monday, Virgin Media 1 had us braced for drama as their new show kicked off in more ways than one.

08:26Divided by their views, the experiment is designed to take the online world offline and see what happens when we meet eye to eye.

08:34Can't wait to see this, actually.

08:36Will they find common ground?

08:38Did anyone vote no in the abortion referendum?

08:40I get real anxious when I'm watching these shows. I get stressed.

08:43Yeah, they make me feel calm and comfortable.

08:48You're a psycho.

08:49I'd be good on that.

08:50You'd be great on that.

08:51You'd make someone cry on that.

08:52The questions are designed to prompt debate and explore themes that both divide and connect us.

09:04It's a good idea, isn't it?

09:05Yeah, in theory, but you just know it's going to be a lot of people just shouting at each other and giving out the fuck.

09:11I love the evolution of the format.

09:13What issue is dividing society most right now?

09:19Wow.

09:20Going straight for the jugular.

09:22Okay, I don't want to answer that one first.

09:25Immigration.

09:26You'd probably be splitting the bell here, wouldn't you?

09:29I think so.

09:30Exactly.

09:31At the moment, there's 80% of people coming in without a passport.

09:34I need fact checks on this programme.

09:36What?

09:37That seems a little bit off.

09:38Is this a situation now where people are just going to make up statistics and say 99% of people doing it?

09:45It's nonsense.

09:46That's 100% correct.

09:48Well, you see, the problem wouldn't be as prominent if there wasn't such a housing shortage.

09:52And the parents are saying, well, there's nowhere for my children to live.

09:57So they've emigrated.

09:58And I know lots of kids who have gone.

10:00A lot of them have gone to Australia.

10:02You know that some of your pals are over there, Alex.

10:04Non-European people coming into this country are very largely in one of two categories.

10:10Either they are coming in on visas to take up jobs, for example, in the health service,

10:16which would not be able to function without them.

10:18That's true.

10:19Wouldn't you actually?

10:20Yeah, that's a valid point.

10:21She has a commanding communication style.

10:23Everyone's listening.

10:24The other category is asylum seekers.

10:27Asylum seekers are, by definition, people who are escaping difficult circumstances.

10:34God forbid if we were in a war, I would love to think that there'd be other countries with open arms.

10:40Can you blame him for the rise in crime?

10:42Oh, my God.

10:43Don't get me started.

10:44Can you blame the Irish people for the rise in crime as well?

10:46There is not a rise in crime, right?

10:49I feel bad for Dermot.

10:50Every time he speaks, I feel there's a sense of expecting him to say something unreliable.

10:55You see so many of them.

10:56Yeah.

10:57Every kind of walk of life, every friend group, who you just slowly see falling down that kind

11:02of echo chamber of repeating things you're seeing online without any factual basis.

11:07Exactly.

11:08And it is a lot of scaremongering.

11:10We were on edge as the show sparked yet another uncomfortable conversation.

11:14I'm just going to ask you one question, right?

11:16How often do you get racially abused?

11:18I can...

11:19No, in public, not online.

11:20In public, yes.

11:21I can actually tell you a story from a few months ago when three young fellas actually

11:25racially abused me and homophobically abused one of my friends at the exact same time and

11:30called me the M-word.

11:31Obviously, the race conversation was not my conversation, but the homophobia definitely has

11:36gotten stronger.

11:37Yeah.

11:38I've noticed that.

11:39Have you had more positive experiences with Irish people than negative?

11:42Negative, and that's why...

11:43Don't believe she's had more negative.

11:44You couldn't have more negative.

11:47Not every interaction you have a day.

11:48Most people are normal.

11:49Yeah.

11:50It really does matter where you live because, like, the kind of experiences she's had, we've

11:56never had those experiences.

11:58Can I just say, right?

11:59I've been called Paddy over in Australia.

12:02Like, oh my God!

12:04Shut it down!

12:07Reverse!

12:08I'll start being racist.

12:10It is, is it?

12:11No, it's not!

12:12It is, it is.

12:13Being called a Paddy if you're in Australia is not racist, Dad.

12:17The point is, feelings are totally subjective.

12:20It is when it comes to race!

12:22In 2025 there's a conversation on television with people discussing what is racist.

12:27If you object to someone because of the colour of their skin, that's racist.

12:31If you object to someone because of something they're doing, that's not.

12:34Yeah.

12:35It's a bit like the traitors, isn't it?

12:36Vote now.

12:37So why are we eliminating people?

12:38Why?

12:39The main thing that you're eliminating them because of their speech.

12:40You don't like their opinion are they?

12:41Yeah.

12:42I picked Dermot.

12:43You tried to compare the N-word to being called a Paddy.

12:46That was it for me.

12:47It made me feel actually ill.

12:48You rightly rubbed them all the wrong way, didn't you, with that?

12:49Diners, five of you have chosen Dermot to leave the conversation.

12:50Good luck, lad.

12:51So you all think you've been voting for somebody to leave the table, but you're actually wrong.

12:52Oooh, so that's right.

12:53That's right.

12:54That's not true.

12:55Isn't it?

12:56We're are not pidgining people.

12:57Why are you eliminating people?

12:58Why?

12:59Why are you eliminating people?

13:00Why?

13:01The main thing that you're eliminating them because of their speech?

13:02You don't like their opinion are they?

13:03Yeah.

13:04I picked Dermot.

13:05You tried to compare it the N-word to being called a Paddy.

13:07That was it for me.

13:08It made me feel actually ill.

13:10good luck so you all think you've been voting for somebody to leave the table

13:14but you're actually wrong oh so that was just a pot stirring exercise you are all staying

13:22at the table oh i'd love it yeah that is a really good way of finding out who everyone hates from

13:27the doing from the word go we should do that at our dinner we should start that we should

13:31do it at the starter who would you like to see here for main course book delivery sponsors google

13:43box ireland book delivery sponsors google box ireland in bertie's town i have a question for you

13:58oh how would you manage to break the toilet see connor and his sister emma i don't know i sat there

14:07and i'm minding me business and then all of a sudden i'm shifting to the right and i caught up and i'm

14:12like what the i went to the toilet in the dark and i nearly flew out the window why are you shitting in

14:17the dark i was like why am i flying off the are you medieval i don't like turning the light on at night

14:23i don't know if that's just me i i feel like it disrupts my sleep cycle i'm gonna have a little

14:27plop in the dark how did connor manage to break the bleeding toilet see

14:38i also don't know how you managed to spend so long on the toilet all right we're done

14:42on sunday on virgin media 2 a shiny new series from the states gave us a little flavor of home

14:50give it up for our season 28 coaches still going it's rock and roll

14:54that's my boy snip dog i love snip dog

15:01now he thinks he's at the dodges looks so moneyed go jump let it go jump

15:05this is hard it's great win yeah

15:11i do like some reba songs i'm not gonna love him

15:13a single mom who works through jobs that's what they show you in hell

15:17oh my god oh my god this is such a hell show we were all ears as we waited to hear from a nervous

15:25looking woman in a yellow dress

15:30you'd be farting you'd be so nervy wouldn't you well you would that's how i know you're awake

15:34i know this song already here we go who sings this tina

15:53oh

15:56now i do have a problem with the song choice i always think they choose karaoke-esque songs

16:02wow what love what are you whispering i don't want to sing over i want to hear her she's good

16:10i'm getting goosebumps oh yes

16:20she's a bit nasal

16:20ah

16:25yeah that would make me turn

16:28straight like i'm competitive you know i keep losing to niall horan and i feel like if i only

16:35had the luck of the irish i feel like i would

16:40what's that he's brought out three children the irish dancers

16:46come on the irish

16:52get up now and show me how it's done do a hard and vibe no no sit down

16:58why is nile good at the dance because he's irish

17:02i'm not good at irish dancing and i'm irish you're not good at most things to be fair

17:06we were also introduced to a contestant who had an in-depth knowledge of one of the judges

17:11i am nile's biggest fan

17:15oh yes this is gonna be a crazy john brilliant

17:23who sings this taylor swift

17:25oh it's cardigan i love this song i have the lyrics tattooed here where

17:30there it's not cute

17:37oh she's going to wear that knickers

17:39i was hoping you wouldn't push the button

17:41it's been nice now neil i don't want to do this anymore

17:55why

17:56i bet he found it very soothing

17:59i thought you did such a great job with that song can i show you something oh yes you can

18:03oh um oh wow wow wow embarrassing he's embarrassed i told you when i went down to get my wisdom

18:13teeth removed in mullingar all you see is like photos of him on every shop window

18:17why are you in mullingar to get my wisdom teeth removed why that was the only place my health insurance

18:21would cover i love ireland how long have you been a fan of mine tell me about me

18:26i know where you have birthmarks no i'm just playing

18:31she does now she does now she definitely does oh no that's a bit baby ranger yeah who will you choose

18:37to be your coach oh go on snoop i wonder who she's gonna pick

18:43i wonder who yeah oh

18:50what was your audition song get this i auditioned for a musical when i was in college okay okay and

18:56i performed don't cry from me argentina as a 21 year old homo good you were you weren't out then

19:03either were you i'd say i was i was on the cusp there was a few raised eyebrows afterwards

19:11in kilkenny the saunders family did you know that bees die after having sex

19:19as soon as they have sex reproduce their abdomen get boom taken out it gets stuck in the one in the

19:34woman bee and it goes and they just die straight away jesus where do you get all this information i

19:41don't know man do you know when you kill a wasp or a bee as well they release a pheromone that attracts

19:45more wasps and bees to the area it all makes sense yeah that's why you shouldn't kill wasps and bees

19:51because more of them come you shouldn't kill them anyway because they're endangered well the wasps

19:56the wasps last tuesday channel 4 had us licking our lips as they took us back to the big white tent

20:03you are you having a fit i'm so confident i'd win the great british bake off it's unreal

20:15do you know what baking is so easy because it's just instructions paul had us hanging on his every

20:20word as chocolate week got a little bit technical paul please give our bakers some wonderful advice

20:27keep calm bakers and choose wisely to pal hollywood's eyes your tart should feature a buttery shortcrust

20:36pastry and a silky smooth set white chocolate ganache it's all about the ganache now isn't it

20:43what the fuck is ganache i'm having a bowl here i've got no idea what i'm doing too thin and the tart

20:48case could split open she's breaking what a time to be alive huh me and reese right we love bacon right

20:55we do but have you seen the state of some of our cakes the way they've turned out after like when you

21:01the rabbit cake the rabbit cake i think it was too dry going in i'll let it cool down in the tray

21:08it's too thick and it's cracked what can she do honey bunny i'm just hoping it sticks together i think i

21:14probably could have baked it a little bit longer what did you do that why did you touch it you fool

21:22there's always one you knew that was gonna happen get out the brush and the milk when they're happy with

21:27the tarts boom they need to carefully place them there's nothing else i can do kiddo that was like a

21:35mini egg disaster that i like that one what's wrong with that one no no oh god oh god oh you eat it

21:45ah i don't care just leave it don't put any more onto it i just think tarts are a lot too much

21:59of all the stuff inside it and not enough crust it's just a load of levels of in the middle

22:06this one looks a mess well it's been dropped doesn't it quite pale wow so delicate that pastry

22:11needed longer in the oven so it's just a shame that the whole base is non-existent ah that's a

22:17pity we've got blackberry and raspberry jam tart with a white chocolate ganache and chantilly

22:23blackberry cream paul shlup will you come over you can ganache me all night

22:31well done oh that thing sounds hard yeah it sounded like rock solid that's the kind of thickness i would

22:37like on a pie me too me too the colors i don't like the textures i don't like and the pastry's too thick

22:42see that now you just i'd lose that bleeding plot oh she's messed it up she's gone home leave

22:47her the drama continued as we waited to see which baker would get the boot the baker leaving the tent

22:54today is beautiful nadia

23:04we said we said go and have a good i mean if anybody else had been sent to him i'd have written

23:09a letter in have a nice life you're a super fan yeah a cup of tea and a few bickies

23:15how many bickies i have to stop me stuff but i can't you couldn't eat them in odd numbers either

23:22do you know what i mean because two is too little three is not four and then sure if you're four you

23:27might as well get six do you know what i mean i might as well go for ten then yeah that logic is flawless

23:39book delivery sponsors google box ireland

23:44book delivery sponsors google box ireland

23:50in donegal i had to go up for me medical i got me flu job did you

23:56sisters barbara and janet how did you feel after the flu jab you see look i got the two

24:04at once that's just a wee prick tell you who we had worse on your wedding night two wee pricks

24:11long before that

24:16on sunday a new rte1 series got us reacquainted with this man what's this story this week we're

24:23back in dublin and we're talifornia dreaming ah bas all here top one little old circle caden o'connor

24:32so they renovate a house for someone who deserves or someone who's in need caden was born nine years

24:38ago with a very rare condition to date this young soldier has braved and battled 36 operations oh god

24:48but caden's day-to-day is becoming increasingly challenging as this house is not wheelchair

24:54accessible ah jess poor little devil oh wow look at the crowd that's brilliant isn't it jesus there's

25:01people in just nine days heroes will move bricks mortar and mountains to create a better home for

25:08caden and his family oh i love this program this is good

25:18hey yeah tv license i know speak god english the driving license for that yes when he gets into his

25:25chair i call him a little shoemaker but this track is way too tight for this boy racer he bounces off

25:32everything that has to be so annoying why is the radiator still on the wall oh he's hitting off the

25:40radiator how do you go upstairs and downstairs if she's a bit lazy she'll get my dad grand size shop

25:48as well you know what i mean he wouldn't be able to carry him forever so this is where he has a shower

25:52i had to put a deck chair into the shower and take the shower door off so he could fit oh my god

25:58see that there's a little tiny chair in the in the shower for him we watched with hope as baz and a

26:03large group of volunteers got to work goffers gonna talk now is the best part rip and having a

26:10sauna and record they do they go at it like a dublin demolition disco it let's move the wrong house

26:17you imagine favorite thing smash glass me too oh i would do a number you know those places you can go

26:23you can just smash the place up i would some shit off i swear to god i have anger all right

26:29with work ongoing baz took us for a heart to heart with caden's mom sinead when you were pregnant

26:36at what stage did you know that there might be complications the scans were showing up that his

26:41hands and feet were turned in and they were saying we don't think he's gonna survive oh that must be

26:47heartbreaking like the fact that the doctor said he wouldn't survive and look at him now like he had

26:52major surgery done on his feet last year after the surgery he just looked at the doctor and went

26:57so i can walk now won't i and that breaks your heart any mommy that deals with a child with

27:03disabilities and stuff it's just super mommy you know what the thing about why you didn't have to

27:06go on to a show for this to be done i know why can't it just be done anyway yeah yeah later the show

27:12took us back to caden's house for the big reveal oh i'm so excited can't wait come on baz my nerves are

27:18gone i love it oh it's show time voila oh my god look at the garden oh my god oh my god oh look at the

27:26front i know i know i know i know and subtle but central adjustments to the stairs and hall

27:31mean he'll be flying inside very soon this is fantastic it's a whole new house yeah look they

27:37moved the radiator and also it's not banging off it that picture on the wall is a radiator it's a

27:42radiator so it doesn't have to radiate around the floor space it's giving a bit more space brilliant

27:48oh brilliant oh it's brilliant yeah he has everything he needs now i'm delighted for i

27:58can't imagine as a mommy how that feels i can only imagine what the old little thing now oh he'd be

28:03buzzing excuse me is this my house i walk in the wrong house he's a bit of a character isn't he i love

28:09this kid he's great he's great whoa whoa look at the way he's able to zoom in and out though it's perfect

28:16for some job for him isn't it activate kayden's door oh my god look at that and he has his own little

28:27wow curiosity got the permit so i'm gonna press it it's light

28:34to be a huge stress off them parents now he'll have that room forever now isn't it oh you're so deserving

28:40i really don't know how to say thank you to every single person who has helped on this build for

28:44kayden we've just seen him in the house flying around and it's it's what he always needed thank

28:50you everybody well done guys well done people are lovely aren't they there's more good people than

28:59bad i'm obviously sure in mull huddart calem his friend sophie and her sister chloe oh my god i really

29:09want to go to salem on halloween one year yeah i'd love to in massachusetts

29:16massachusetts massachusetts massachusetts massachusetts massachusetts what what is the word massachusetts

29:25massachusetts yeah massachusetts i don't think that's right massachusetts massachusetts it's not

29:48this week a new series on netflix had us questioning

29:51how much we really know about nature nature is full of wonder and beauty

29:57look at that it's brilliant where it's done isn't it it's also full of monsters monsters oh god the

30:06heebie-jeebies what kind of documentary is this it's like a spooky documentary what is going on in the show

30:16we followed a young bullfrog's surprising attempts at survival this young american bullfrog

30:22ah look at the frog in the little coat he's cute him his three years as a tadpole were to say the least

30:31traumatic

30:35ah childhood the frog is not looking back at its life thinking of times gone by

30:41what are we all in the back here like during what she witnessed his entire family murdered

30:52the spoilers i don't like spiders you like spiders don't you greg no but i respect them

30:58that was his little sister oh lord above

31:02his brother

31:11oh my god

31:13and his father

31:18it's the music isn't helping either no wonder he's reluctant to go out

31:24but if he wants to eat

31:27he must i presume this is real footage like yeah yeah no they're actors no they're right

31:32daniel day lewis you gotta really get into character i think he's up for another oscar for this

31:37hognose snakes are specialist assassins i'll leave him alone he hasn't a blade of family left

31:44would you ever be glad that you weren't born a frog or something like that

31:54you guys friends

31:58she's standing there watching him move you

32:01fucking idiot i'm glad we live somewhere with little snakes

32:05the cannibal frogs

32:06they're big bastard frogs they're big actually yet they're not here to eat him

32:15it's mating season

32:17oh they're here to ride him

32:18oh no

32:19that's worse

32:20eat me

32:22and they're willing to fight for it

32:24that's what they call fighting for the right

32:27but for now

32:29watch and learn

32:30you're just watching them ride

32:37oh yeah come on son

32:39oh he's duggin oh my god

32:42froggin

32:46if he wants to eat though

32:48he has to brave the outside world

32:51stay in your little cup you'll be grant

32:54no he won't though

32:55but every time he does he risks

33:00okay wow they have to stop doing that

33:03it's you it's contagious

33:06the frog popper is back

33:08it's a bleeding snake again

33:11look

33:12so don't move a muscle

33:17don't even fart

33:19ah jesus christ

33:26why do they do that to people

33:30in just one day

33:32our little frog's been through more than most do in a lifetime

33:35he's gonna die

33:37i've wanted this frog to die a long time

33:38no

33:42now they're gonna get pulled out of the river by the humans

33:45as usual ruin everything

33:49oh they're gonna eat the fucking thing

33:51yeah frog's legs are a deluxe in some countries

33:54too scrawny

33:58oh thank god

34:00i guess every frog has its day

34:07i'm glad that when we went to paris you stopped me eating those frog legs off the man with the

34:12upside down trolley

34:13it's quite concerning that that had to be a conversation if i'm honest

34:19it's not

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34:30in dunlairie

34:39i could not find the sheet i bought

34:41friends david and john

34:44i tore the house apart i went in with my voucher la la and so i had to put a different sheet

34:49on it didn't fit and i was sitting down in the living room two days later and it just occurred to me

34:54i remember going up to the till to pay for two pillows and putting back the sheet

35:00because i didn't have enough in my voucher but in my head

35:02i bought the sheet and i made everyone look in my house for the fitted new sheet that had come

35:07home and moved but that i had never bought because i'm losing my mind

35:12mind i completely phased out there i'm so sorry

35:17you were talking

35:21i'm so sorry

35:26on saturday graham norton's sofa was looking a little greener than usual

35:31oh graham norton i love him heavens above who's on my sofa tonight well first off this irish

35:36actor stole our hearts in about time it's donald gleason everybody he's a national treasure

35:41you know that's brinson gleason son don't you is it actually yeah it's a first time welcome to the

35:46great killian murphy come on me darling oh i love an irish takeover and there's someone else

35:58oh no way it's actually taylor swift is it no

36:07go away holy shit i say i think you like taylor's have more to me sometimes agreed

36:14kids love her trace no i know but why because they love her same way you love but uh wow there's a lot

36:21to congratulate taylor swift about that's a full couch that is some couch isn't it but the one that i

36:26feel i ought to graduate is the new bit of finger jewelry the hardware upgrade yes oh my god look at

36:34the size everything oh my god let's call a fuck off diamond killian murphy has no more interest in

36:41that ring now than his own ring and killian murphy uh graduated to you yeah you went and won an oscar

36:46oh yeah well deserved yes was it after that oscar win that you then met taylor swift yeah we were at a

36:58party uh i had the whole gang and my family and my kids do you think murphy kind of looks like a lesbian

37:06that haircut is giving lesbian vibes they were such great conversationalists they were interesting and

37:12interested like that's the real accomplishment is if you can oh my god so she was like your sons were

37:17wonderful because they showed such an interest in me uh taylor swift's new album her 12th is the life

37:23of a showgirl her new album got destroyed in the guardian yeah but it sold 48 2 billion copies

37:30doesn't it of course she only has to fart and it'll like hire the gdp of the country apparently her new

37:35album is pure uh risque or something she'd be talking about the willies in it like oh really yeah yeah i mean

37:41you were writing these songs while the era's tour was going on yeah most people just take a day off

37:46no so i was more physically exhausted than usual because it was a three and a half hour show

37:51it's all in heels i still focus three and a half hours at her gig what the

37:55fuck's wrong with you my back was in bits afterwards i don't know how all the kids had energy

38:00i'm not saying taylor swift isn't talented she is talented incredibly tall but she's just so boring

38:06listen we move on to donald gneeson's latest work it's a very funny new sitcom

38:09it's called the paper all episodes are streaming on and yeah oh i've seen clips of this it's very

38:16like the office i think i love that show i want to say i'm so happy it's coming back and his character

38:21is like it's so good the loveliest most romanticizing character that must be pretty

38:26cool imagine being on the couch i mean taylor swift saying she loves your show thank you taylor

38:35she comes across very well there she's no ears or graces about her thoughts

38:39y'all make it taylor swift bad audio you know and that is it for tonight no time for red chairs

38:44and the praise of the red chair i love the red chair

38:50never forget i did the red chair and walked that was coming and walked

38:56with my madonna admired my legs and i walked did she like your legs yeah

39:01she admired my trousers god i remember everyone clinging around to watch that

39:04you were glued to that seat even if they did tip you you wouldn't move

39:10in cork chatting on lunch like chatting away to one of the lads and he made

39:15intense eye contact with me dale and her wife dawn and then i realized what he was doing

39:21he took out a kitkat doing like the four fingered kitkat yeah and bit into the middle of it

39:28just just whole hog yeah he stared at you when he did it because we were talking and he's like yeah

39:38what's wrong with you like he's the murderer yeah he's like who's trying to break him apart

39:43you know i i just kind of think you think you know people you know this week we logged on to

39:57netflix to immerse ourselves in an eerie new series this is netflix now you know the app that you use

40:05that i pay for also it's like a boarding school yeah right

40:13i am going to shoot you i'm nearly after falling on the ground

40:19someone bragging and entering or bragging out

40:22bragging out you're lying on your back

40:27that's me leaving your gaff after a spill

40:28is that barbed wire yeah oh shit

40:37i got over it

40:38it's a howdy fucker

40:43i actually ran into one of them once when i was a kid nearly drowned i thought it was grass is that when

40:47you got the leech on your weenie no it was a different time a tick was it a tick on your weenie yeah

40:53she is standing facing the wall she has her back to you a bell rings

40:59that's weird is he locked up in an institution oh you must be

41:05wayward wayward what the fuck is this the show introduced us to alex as he gets ready for his

41:13first day as a small town cop it's too big it's too big i feel like i look like a clown yeah okay

41:21i gotta go bye i'll call you oh morning didn't mean to startle you just thought i'd uh swing by and

41:28pick you up duane andrews i'm your new partner here i'm alex are you friendly coppers aren't they

41:32thank you laura come here kiddo oh duane she must be from here then she must be from here i'd

41:40use the date i bet you have fun well you wouldn't come to my tiny old town there was really bad signal

41:51listen i just hope you're not bored because uh not a whole lot happens around here luke oh wait no

41:59person oh it's happening right now okay let's get you off the road please please help me i can't go

42:06back oh this is your man that jumped the fence how far how far did i make it you're in tall pines

42:15why did you do that for my god you whacked

42:18imagine not even clocking in yet on your shift and you're already doing these side quests i'd be

42:29filming sir we have a a minor unidentified 15 maybe 16 possibly in danger yeah riley warren i talked to

42:37his foster parents they're good people this isn't the first time something like this has happened

42:41now he's not going to get far these woods are impenetrable they're very clearly penetrable

42:45he met it through them the first time he's gonna turn up yeah they always do when they get hungry

42:51what's a weird response for a cop is a peculiar looking woman on a trike creeped us out as she

42:58arrived to consult with the police i need to get a bike for work and this looks absolutely perfect

43:04everyone we were very lucky to have miss wade here to give us insight into riley's state of mind

43:08airy she's airy

43:10something is weird here riley had been making such wonderful progress with us since his last

43:19upset why is she talking about him like he's dead i know and sadly on wednesday there was an incident

43:25between he and another student when we returned to fetch him he was gone something not right about

43:32this sport in school dad no we are his only hope now so thank you all for your help thank you for

43:42that everyone i'm clapping her like she's amazing like she did a great job there didn't she after a

43:48long day on his new beat we saw alex and his wife finally get some rest it's oh 3 49 it's always

43:56around three o'clock that shit happens oh my god there's someone in the house are you not watching

44:02it no i'm too scared you're some wimp let me see your heads what is it what is it okay riley oh there he is

44:18is okay i don't want to hurt you put the gun down he's hungry and tired he's not going to do anything

44:26to you i'm gonna put my gun down okay okay ah no no no why did they do that big mistake i just want to

44:36talk to you i want to help they're not what they say they are they're not what they say they are they're

44:41demons okay tell us tell us what are they i heard that you who the hell is that well that's my wife

44:47whoa whoa calm down hey oh jesus knife stop that i'm not going back there i'm not going back

44:52oh he stabbed the cup oh this doesn't look very good does it well obviously no

45:14go go call 911 oh oh why did you do that i wrote everything down no no don't talk don't talk just

45:22breathe just breathe just breathe not bad she's one of them who one of you one of who who's one of

45:29who your wife what the wife is one of them oh your wife is one of them so one of them what one of what

45:41is it like a cult ah shower of cults oh no is that it yeah oh for sake i want to know what happens now

45:48i i don't know what happens right what happens so alex goes and tries to look for evidence am i right

45:56no the partner in the car yeah yeah will help no i know i'm only messing i didn't say for fuck's sake

46:07and if that sparked your interest in dinner with the enemy and you missed the first episode on monday

46:12night you can catch that now as it's free to stream on virgin media play with episode two next monday at

46:17nine across on play and here with us on virgin media one

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