Aquí no hay quien viva - 5x04 - Erase un presidente de vacaciones - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Juan e Isabel preparan su viaje a Canarias. Yago y Natalia se apuntan a ir con ellos pero José Miguel consigue quedarse sólo y montar una fiesta para conquistar a Candela. Rafael cierra los dos balcones de su piso y el resto de los vecinos, aprovechando que no está Juan, también se apuntan. Ana y Bea se reconcilian y deciden tener otro niño. Esta vez es Ana la que se va a quedar embarazada. Raúl-Raquel invita a Emilio al cine y él acepta encantado. Es el único del vecindario que no sabe que Raquel es un hombre pero nadie se lo dice. Vicenta se venga del puñetazo que le dio María Jesús y le azuza a Valentín para que le muerda. Ella decide poner una denuncia. Por último, Paco propone a Rafael montar en el videoclub un local para que los ejecutivos se echen una siesta.

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00:01:13Enough of controlling people with cameras!

00:01:16You look like the bad guy from Inspector Gache!

00:01:18Hey!

00:01:20The elevator is not for playing!

00:01:22Excuse me, Mrs. María Jesús, but my father has trouble getting the blood to his head in the mornings.

00:01:27It's a matter of minutes.

00:01:29Have a nice day!

00:01:34Have a nice day!

00:01:35Have a nice day!

00:01:36What a nice day it is, huh!

00:01:37Yes, yes, yes!

00:01:38The truth is that...

00:01:39Holy Virgin!

00:01:41Emilio!

00:01:42Emilio!

00:01:43What's up, you fuckers?!

00:01:44No!

00:01:45Look!

00:01:46That?

00:01:47The third A!

00:01:48An unauthorized enclosure!

00:01:49Dude, it's true!

00:01:51But why didn't you tell me that Rafael had closed both balconies?

00:01:54But if I didn't find out, he must have done it with malice aforethought and under the cover of night.

00:01:57Well, well, well, well, well.

00:01:58This is the little bag I was missing.

00:02:00At the next meeting, all hell will break loose.

00:02:03If we don't get out of one situation here when we're already getting into another, eh?

00:02:07Hey, look, here come the Destiny Child.

00:02:10How are you? How did the funeral go?

00:02:12Beautiful!

00:02:13How handsome Rogelio looked in his coffin with his suit all made up!

00:02:19He looked like a news anchor.

00:02:21It's staying in the neighborhoods without old people, eh.

00:02:23You are almost the last Moicanas.

00:02:25I'm next, you'll see.

00:02:28Of course, it's the law of life.

00:02:29You are already a burden on social security.

00:02:31Don't talk nonsense! We're young!

00:02:34I know that the love of my life has not yet arrived.

00:02:36It's not even coming! They're all falling apart!

00:02:39No, man!

00:02:40I want someone young.

00:02:42It doesn't bother you, me too, but there's no way.

00:02:45Handsome!

00:02:46Are you up for a chinchón?

00:02:48Do you see it?

00:02:49But how do you say that to a stranger?

00:02:51Because I've always been a real slut.

00:02:53Well, come on.

00:02:54Don't get involved with me, because then you'll complain that I'm not performing.

00:02:57Come on!

00:02:58Emilio Troncó.

00:02:59Well...

00:03:00José María, you can't come here every day, eh?

00:03:03Come on, go with Aunt Choni.

00:03:04If it continues to get wet.

00:03:05I had to start distributing propaganda to buy him a new DVD of those, so they are narrow.

00:03:11Here, damn it.

00:03:12Put it through the mailboxes.

00:03:13No, but don't tell me that's the whole thing.

00:03:14You distribute this around.

00:03:15Man, I got a blister on my foot here, man.

00:03:19Look.

00:03:20But you don't want the shoe, man.

00:03:21Yes, I believe it.

00:03:22Hey, do you have any cookies or some of those frog cereals?

00:03:26Come on, come in for breakfast and then you can share.

00:03:29Hey, how are you with the horns?

00:03:33No, don't bring that up with me, okay?

00:03:35Come on, come in now.

00:03:36Mine.

00:03:37Man José María.

00:03:39Maria is not listed.

00:03:41See you later, man.

00:03:43My goodness.

00:03:44This is no longer a goal, this is the passage of terror.

00:03:47What a pity.

00:03:49Come on, come on, go zapping.

00:03:50Come on, let's go.

00:03:51Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:53Not here, not here.

00:03:55Every day is like this.

00:03:57I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:00I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:02I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:04Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:07Not here, not here, no, no.

00:04:09Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:11Not here, not here, no, no.

00:04:13The house collapses and overturns.

00:04:15I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:18The neighbors visit me and listen to me.

00:04:20I can't stand this place.

00:04:23Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:27Me in an earthquake and a volcano.

00:04:30Yeah.

00:04:32And you will have this ladder.

00:04:36Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:49Not here, not here, no.

00:04:51Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:04:55Here, here, here there is no one living, here, here, here there is no one living, here, here, here there is no one living, no.

00:05:06I just can't believe you did this to me.

00:05:08Well, to me, to Ezequiel, and to the entire lesbian community.

00:05:11See if you had left me.

00:05:12Well, that's why you should have stayed in bed crying, depressed.

00:05:15And not go to the gym and hook up with a guy.

00:05:19But you've slept with a guy.

00:05:21That I didn't sleep with him, that it was just a kiss.

00:05:23With tongue or without tongue.

00:05:24A little bit of a tip.

00:05:26Oh my God, that's disgusting!

00:05:28Don't shout, they'll hear you.

00:05:30Excuse me, how far from here is the train station?

00:05:37You pronounce things badly, daughter.

00:05:39But let's see, mom, do you speak English?

00:05:40No.

00:05:41Well, forgive me, forgive me, but your father took me to London many years ago and you don't talk like them, do you?

00:05:46And what did you go to London to do?

00:05:48Nothing, just one thing that...

00:05:50Look, call Marcelo, he's dying to go out with you.

00:05:53What do you know?

00:05:53Have you called?

00:05:54No.

00:05:55Yesterday I brought him some torrijas to the doctor's office to comfort him, because the poor guy is feeling down.

00:06:00Mom, mom, he's diabetic.

00:06:01Daughter, then put them in the waiting room for the patients.

00:06:06Finish packing your things and leave.

00:06:08I don't want to see you again.

00:06:09How are you? How's it going?

00:06:18But why don't you make peace?

00:06:20If you also cheated on him when you broke up.

00:06:23Yes, but there is a difference.

00:06:24Look, which one?

00:06:26Ana doesn't know?

00:06:29I'm fine.

00:06:30I'm fine.

00:06:31I'm fine.

00:06:34I'm not going to call Marcelo.

00:06:36All couples end the same.

00:06:38Now I'm going to focus on my career.

00:06:40But daughter, you are without a job and without a boyfriend.

00:06:43And awaiting trial for fraud.

00:06:45And with your mother, having to guarantee the mortgage.

00:06:47You're already 32 years old, huh?

00:06:50No, take five away from me, that's what you take away.

00:06:52Hey, pretty, we trust each other, we don't have to go around.

00:06:56No, go fuck yourself, if you really loved me you would know how to forgive me.

00:07:02That?

00:07:04How's it going?

00:07:05I don't love myself, he won't forgive me.

00:07:11What do you mean he's not going to forgive you, silly?

00:07:14But when you broke up, she also went off with someone else.

00:07:17What went with another?

00:07:18A married woman?

00:07:19I had kids and everything.

00:07:20What a mess that was.

00:07:22Ask him, right?

00:07:23But this is a tie.

00:07:28No, but why do you get involved?

00:07:30Don't you see they're going to kill each other in there?

00:07:31No?

00:07:32On the contrary.

00:07:32Look, when I had my first big fight with your father, I married him.

00:07:37When I had my second child, I had Jorge.

00:07:40When I had my third fight, we had you.

00:07:42Well, that was a big mistake, huh?

00:07:44Because it was a silly fight and with a little gem it would have been fixed.

00:07:48Then I hit menopause and after the next argument we had to get divorced.

00:07:53Because I don't like dogs, right?

00:07:54Mom, you are not a good example.

00:07:57Yes, daughter, all couples are the same.

00:07:59After big fights, big stupid things happen.

00:08:12Ana and I are going to have another child.

00:08:14That?

00:08:14Yes, we're going for the couple.

00:08:16But this time I'm going to get you pregnant.

00:08:20Call Marcelo.

00:08:21No, no, no, no.

00:08:22If they've made peace, I can make peace with Emiliano too.

00:08:28Hey, and where do you think you're going to get the semen from?

00:08:31From where always.

00:08:33First floor, donations.

00:08:34This thing about X-rays is incredible.

00:08:37And to think that I'm already like this inside.

00:08:40And soon also on the outside.

00:08:41Let's see, pay attention, okay?

00:08:43Here we go.

00:08:45I don't know how people want to live in a vest, how much fun this is.

00:08:49What's happening?

00:08:50We have been to the doctor.

00:08:52Look!

00:08:52Oh, how cute!

00:08:54That with a little frame looks beautiful in the living room.

00:08:56You have deviated my septum.

00:08:58As if the poor thing didn't have enough trouble getting there already.

00:09:01Well, I want you to know that we have reported you for assault.

00:09:05Are you going to jail?

00:09:07Yeah.

00:09:07To the electric chair.

00:09:10That lady fell in the shower because she was old.

00:09:12And he has faced the vampire.

00:09:14Wow!

00:09:15Wait, wait.

00:09:16If we can fix it between us.

00:09:18You give us 3,000 euros in compensation so the poor woman can have the operation.

00:09:23And nothing has happened here.

00:09:25That I compensate them.

00:09:27Come on, move on, let's see if my hand really slips.

00:09:30Hey, you're not going to turn my sister around.

00:09:32Oh, damn it!

00:09:34You son of a bitch!

00:09:35You son of a bitch!

00:09:37You son of a bitch!

00:09:38Oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:09:40Taca, my friend, anyway!

00:09:41Oh, oh, oh!

00:09:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, please!

00:09:43What a dog!

00:09:44What a dog!

00:09:45I have an ambulance!

00:09:46The dog has already bitten!

00:09:47Calm down, let me see it!

00:09:48I'm losing a lot of blood!

00:09:50Even a fortune, run!

00:09:51Even a fortune, run!

00:09:52Even a fortune!

00:09:52It's true!

00:09:56Damn, with Valentín!

00:09:58How he threw his leg!

00:09:59He looked like a pitbull!

00:10:01It's just that you train a lot with the shoes.

00:10:03Well, this one is already hot, which is what mattered.

00:10:07I see what a bald spot he pulled out!

00:10:09Well, first of all I want to apologize for kicking you out of the house.

00:10:18It was inappropriate behavior, born of anger and confusion,

00:10:22due to the changes that our family is experiencing.

00:10:26I would like you to come back without further delay,

00:10:29guaranteeing you a strong willingness to engage in dialogue on my part.

00:10:33I don't know, Dad.

00:10:34You have hurt us.

00:10:35Daughter, I love you.

00:10:36Those who want both.

00:10:39And I'm trying hard to make a shift toward tolerance, aren't I?

00:10:42Hey?

00:10:43Yes, yes.

00:10:44Well, it's another one.

00:10:46I wasn't coming back, huh?

00:10:47You have to have a little pride.

00:10:48You shut up!

00:10:49If we come back, no arguments or marking.

00:10:52And don't keep knocking on the room call.

00:10:54Okay, whatever you want.

00:10:55This isn't the case, is it?

00:10:56In this family the minority is not listened to.

00:10:58I'll accompany you with your things.

00:11:00No, no, no.

00:11:00Thanks, no need.

00:11:01But look at them, they have nowhere to stay dead.

00:11:06Come on, get all your things out of the room.

00:11:08I keep accumulating resentment, huh?

00:11:10And it's not like mobile points.

00:11:11This does not expire.

00:11:12But if you're going to be very comfortable in the living room here, it's like living on a lot.

00:11:16Your strength will fail and you will need me.

00:11:18My time will come.

00:11:20Wait a minute, you bore.

00:11:21José Miguel is right.

00:11:22I have capitulated unconditionally.

00:11:24Look, the Canary Islands meteorological park.

00:11:2726 degrees, sunny, light northerly wind.

00:11:32That's what the pilot is going to tell you, I'll tell you in advance.

00:11:34Isabel, I think we should postpone this vacation.

00:11:38My love, we're leaving tomorrow.

00:11:42It's our first romantic trip.

00:11:44I beg you not to plunge me into misery.

00:11:46The community is in turmoil.

00:11:48A balcony enclosure as a revolutionary outbreak.

00:11:50If it is not smothered, it can spread.

00:11:51Juan, I have the tickets.

00:11:55You have spoken with Father Paulino.

00:11:57I have asked for a few days in the hospital.

00:11:59I bought a sarong.

00:12:00We can't wait another 20 years to go on vacation.

00:12:04The tacatacas are not allowed in the cabin.

00:12:06They must be invoiced.

00:12:08My presidential instinct tells me it's a mistake.

00:12:11Did you cancel your vacation during El Catrina?

00:12:14Well no, sir.

00:12:15He stayed so rich with his wife, splitting wood with the chainsaw.

00:12:19Besides, we haven't even told the kids we're leaving.

00:12:22But that will be there, when we have already arrived by phone,

00:12:26let's see if they're going to adapt to us.

00:12:27Isabel, at her age, the last thing she wants is to go on vacation with her parents.

00:12:31For them, we are already old-fashioned, dinosaurs from another era.

00:12:34Well, Juan, don't depress me.

00:12:37Emilio, call an urgent meeting there.

00:12:41An urgent meeting? What's the point now?

00:12:43We have to tell the neighbors that I'm going away for a few days.

00:12:45It is a question of political responsibility.

00:12:47Okay, well, I'll call the police to escort us to the airport.

00:12:51and then to the Canary Islands authorities so that they can welcome us at the foot of the slopes.

00:12:59Here I bring breakfast for my king.

00:13:02Oh, Mario, you know I don't like breakfast in bed.

00:13:04Yeah, but I woke up romantic and I'll have to express myself somehow.

00:13:07Fernando, I've been thinking a lot, you know?

00:13:11And now I finally see that it is.

00:13:13What yes what?

00:13:15Well, we are now a couple ready to say "I do."

00:13:18After the passion and clash of two strong personalities

00:13:21who have known how to polish themselves and adapt with years of living together, doubts, fears and friction,

00:13:27a solid and serene relationship has remained,

00:13:30based on friendship, affection, trust, respect of two people who love each other,

00:13:34who walk together on this pilgrimage that is life

00:13:37and that nothing and no one will ever separate.

00:13:41Hey...

00:13:41I don't know, what can I add?

00:13:44Nothing.

00:13:45If this is meant so that you only have to dip the croissant.

00:13:47Oh, okay.

00:13:49What the fuck to have for breakfast?

00:13:50Let's make love.

00:13:52And what do I do with this?

00:13:54Very good.

00:13:57No, but I'm really embarrassed, you tell him.

00:13:59But if nothing happens, woman.

00:14:00But among gays and lesbians, sperm trafficking is the most normal thing in the world.

00:14:03Yeah, let's go. This is like going down to ask for salt.

00:14:06Fernando, I need your semen.

00:14:08He loves it, it boosts his ego.

00:14:09Well, if it's that easy, you ask for it.

00:14:13Hello.

00:14:14Can we talk to you for a second?

00:14:16We can't keep Ezequiel, really.

00:14:19That we are with the wedding and the preparations.

00:14:20No, no, that's not it.

00:14:22Sit down for a moment.

00:14:24Oh, this is getting serious.

00:14:26What's happening?

00:14:27Hey, you see.

00:14:29Ana and I have done the parts.

00:14:31Well, that's very good.

00:14:32You make a beautiful couple.

00:14:34Yes, I've always said so.

00:14:35Yeah.

00:14:36And to show our love, strengthen the relationship, well, and all those things, well,

00:14:40we have decided to have another child.

00:14:43Together.

00:14:44Well, Ana, this time it's her turn.

00:14:47And of course, we need...

00:14:49Of course, man.

00:14:51Whatever it takes.

00:14:52But you already know that I am your official semen supplier.

00:14:55No.

00:14:56This time we thought the donor would be Fernando.

00:15:01For change?

00:15:04Uh, I don't know, you've caught me a little bit off guard.

00:15:07Do you have any complaints about Ezequiel?

00:15:09Are you not happy with the results?

00:15:10Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:15:11I say this because I have complaint forms available to customers.

00:15:15Mauri, please don't get angry, there's trust, right?

00:15:17So Fernando does not feel genetically displaced.

00:15:20Of course, and he has the opportunity to contribute something to this beautiful homosexual ecosystem that the four of us have formed.

00:15:25Yeah, but this thing about being a father like this, suddenly, I would go have breakfast, take a shower...

00:15:30Well, calm down, you think about it, okay?

00:15:32Of course, no obligation.

00:15:34Take.

00:15:36Care must be taken to avoid contaminating the sample.

00:15:40Do not touch the bottle with your fingers or penis.

00:15:44You have to aim from far away.

00:15:45No, not too far away either, it's not a contest.

00:15:48No, no, just separate it a little.

00:15:49And then you put it in the fridge.

00:15:51Okay, very romantic all.

00:15:53I'm not doing him any good, just let him think about it and finish the croissant.

00:15:56No, no, it doesn't move you anymore, okay?

00:16:0130%.

00:16:01This is what lowers work performance after eating.

00:16:04This causes the companies to incur losses of 150 million euros.

00:16:09What is the solution?

00:16:10The siesta.

00:16:12According to Austrian neurologist Manfred Gulls,

00:16:1420 minutes of light sleep after lunch increases productivity and reduces stress.

00:16:18And you might be wondering, what does this have to do with our place?

00:16:25I propose a space where customers can lie down on comfortable lounge chairs.

00:16:31With relaxing music, chromotherapy, an acoustic alarm, end of nap.

00:16:37Well, there would be company bonuses, points cards.

00:16:41They do it in Japan.

00:16:44Paco, you're fired.

00:16:46No, please, he's just given me very little time, one more week.

00:16:48Please, I am married and my wife is expecting a child.

00:16:50The last one and you don't even get to record it.

00:16:52Think of something normal, damn it.

00:16:55Paquito, Lourdes is pregnant.

00:16:57No, no way, man, I've already got a lot of art in begging.

00:16:59The idea wasn't bad, huh?

00:17:00It's that you lacked the means.

00:17:01You present this with a projector and a laser pointer and they approve it?

00:17:06No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:36Sorry, yes or me, it's just that my water has broken.

00:17:40Nothing, for God's sake, don't worry, those cheap bags...

00:17:44What a mess I've made of you, I feel terrible.

00:17:46No, no, no, no, it's nothing, don't worry, I hadn't even started washing up or anything yet, right?

00:17:51What do you mean, no? You did the dishes half an hour ago.

00:17:53Honestly, I can do something to make it up to you, I don't know, a tip or a treat for you at the movies tonight.

00:18:00To the cinema?

00:18:01Hey, if you want to rent me a movie, I have the romantic combo on sale.

00:18:05Come on, let the Muppets get inside now.

00:18:09Hey, look, let's just leave it alone. It's nonsense. I said the first thing I...

00:18:13No, no, no, wait, yes, we're going to the movies.

00:18:17Hey, they're meeting up.

00:18:18But he doesn't know that my sister-in-law is a brother-in-law.

00:18:20Hey, I've given him some liberal education, but I don't know if that's it.

00:18:24Hey, I think we should tell him before...

00:18:26No, no, no, we're going to spoil the surprise.

00:18:28Hey, I mean, if he gets me out of the house, I'll pay for the operation and the wedding and whatever else it takes.

00:18:34I don't know.

00:18:35Did you see? The French toast freaked out, the joint didn't go down.

00:18:41With neighbors, I am proud and pleased to announce that this is my thousandth meeting as president of our community.

00:18:48We've made commemorative T-shirts with the names of all the residents who have passed through here.

00:18:53Alive, dead or comatose.

00:18:56They are on sale at the gate for 10 euros.

00:18:58Sizes S, M, L and XL.

00:19:01Okay, save me two. Can we start now?

00:19:03Very good. First B, two size L.

00:19:09Don't you want one for the child?

00:19:10First point of the day.

00:19:12Illegal enclosure of the balconies on the third floor A.

00:19:14Here we are.

00:19:15But what else will make you close it? And is that what's being done everywhere?

00:19:18I've always wanted to close mine and this man does it, me too.

00:19:21There you have a beautiful greenhouse, with little plants and candles.

00:19:25I don't know, I find it very practical too, but there are...

00:19:27I work well in aluminum, eh?

00:19:29If you all close it, I'll make the price.

00:19:31No, we don't close, everything sounds worse.

00:19:34If it is not possible, it is prohibited by law.

00:19:36Well, will you know what to vote for?

00:19:37No.

00:19:38Don Bartolomé Méndez Uloaga, teacher and mentor, made it clear in his statutes that the aesthetics of the façade were untouchable.

00:19:43Yeah, but I don't give a damn about that Bartolomé.

00:19:46Oh, but what do you mean you don't give a damn?

00:19:48Hey, look, Juan, if the majority wants to close the balconies, then we'll have to change the statutes.

00:19:53Change the statutes?

00:19:55But we've all gone crazy.

00:19:57Calm down, Mr. Juan Bebagua.

00:19:59Juan, all you do is be a pain in the ass.

00:20:01But you didn't want to stop being president, right?

00:20:03Yes, yes, he's quitting, but weaning himself off it is slow.

00:20:07No, I'm sorry, but I'm not resigning.

00:20:09I perceive a certain political instability.

00:20:11I have the right to remain president until January.

00:20:13All politicians are the same, right?

00:20:15How do they hold on to the position?

00:20:17Normal, with what this guy has stolen.

00:20:19He probably has a villa in Marbella with a pool and stuffed animals.

00:20:24Yes, and a private plane like King Fas.

00:20:26Ladies, please know that I have reported you.

00:20:30And that dog is going to be taken to the pound to be put down.

00:20:33To Valentin? Why?

00:20:35What happened?

00:20:35They came up to my house, eager to start a fight, and they pushed the dog to make it bite me.

00:20:39Oh well.

00:20:40That's a lie!

00:20:42All Valentin has done is defend me.

00:20:44They had to give me anti-rabies shots.

00:20:47Well, and I have to wait 72 hours because I could even lose my leg.

00:20:52What do you care if you have the elevator key?

00:20:54But they can put down a dog for that.

00:20:56But don't you see the daily tenet?

00:20:58As soon as they attack a human being, the judges remove them from the scene.

00:21:01You wish you were a human being.

00:21:03Well, don't be surprised when the police come for him.

00:21:07That dog is dead!

00:21:14Oh, my Valentine!

00:21:18My God!

00:21:20Well, it's a big loss for everyone, but we can dissect it like a snowflake.

00:21:26Was Snowflake stuffed?

00:21:27Yeah.

00:21:27No, no, no, no. I think the one they stuffed was Chulín.

00:21:31That's not the one from Charlie's Angels.

00:21:32But anyway, what are we talking about now? These meetings are always a waste of time.

00:21:36When you've been doing it for a thousand times you get used to it.

00:21:38Well, if you don't mind, we'll discuss the fascinating world of enclosures another time.

00:21:43Juan and I are going on vacation tomorrow.

00:21:45A week.

00:21:46But how about vacation?

00:21:48And where are you going?

00:21:49That's not a good idea to say here.

00:21:52And where do you get the money to go on vacation?

00:21:55If you are stiff.

00:21:56Sausage!

00:21:57But I don't have to give explanations. I also have the right to rest.

00:22:00Zapatero was in Lanzarote during Holy Week.

00:22:02Of course. And Aznar went to the Azores with his friends.

00:22:05Oh, and Rafael, when I get back, you better have that fence taken down.

00:22:09The session is adjourned.

00:22:11Well, come on, thanks for coming, okay?

00:22:14Eugenio, take off your shoes, let him go...

00:22:15Yes!

00:22:17Mauricio, Mauricio.

00:22:19Hey, why are we taking advantage of Juan's departure and removing him as president now?

00:22:21He's just a pain.

00:22:22Poor man, how are we going to do that to him?

00:22:24Damn, it's treason. We'll all agree.

00:22:26Of course, don't go on vacation, that's what we're paying you for.

00:22:30It's just that we're not paying him.

00:22:32Well, you understand me, don't play dumb.

00:22:34Already? A fake lottery? Should we foist the presidency on the newcomers?

00:22:38Eugenio, President, and where is the improvement?

00:22:40You see, he's not going to give us any trouble.

00:22:42You didn't want to close your balcony?

00:22:43Yes, well, but...

00:22:44But I'll pay you, man.

00:22:46What do you think? That you can buy me?

00:22:48It's 1,500 euros.

00:22:51Well, let me think about it.

00:22:53Hey, if you pay us, we'll close too.

00:22:56And by the way, you could give us those people with remote control.

00:23:00I've already thought about it, I've done it.

00:23:01Well, you see, that's how you like it. That's how a country moves forward.

00:23:05How pretty! It reminds me of one I had from Sergio Dalma.

00:23:11Hey, if they ask you, you paid for it, right?

00:23:13Hey, you have another one, my Aunt Lachoni, Giselle, huh? She has some great tits.

00:23:17Don't go too far, come on. Go hand out flyers at the Chinese restaurant.

00:23:20There goes your girl.

00:23:27Hello, Emilio. How are you?

00:23:30Does the owner want anything?

00:23:32Yes. Uh... I came to apologize.

00:23:36Well, let's see if you also apologized for all the ugly and unfair things you said to me the other day.

00:23:41Should I apologize?

00:23:43Emilio, you told me I was shit and that I was going to continue to be shit for the rest of my life.

00:23:47But that's what pain is, woman.

00:23:49Yeah, but he said it.

00:23:50Look, Belén, don't tell me movies.

00:23:51If you came here crawling so that I would come back to you.

00:23:54But what are you saying?

00:23:55Is it creeping or not creeping?

00:23:57Emilio, I came down to see if we can at least remain friends.

00:24:01Okay, dude, that's fine, right? Just sex and...

00:24:03Sorry, we're talking.

00:24:06Look, Belén, really, leave him. I've already met someone else.

00:24:08Whom?

00:24:13Well, one who is going to take away all the love that you haven't wanted.

00:24:16Ah, ah, well, very good. I'm very happy because I'm also delighted with Marcelo.

00:24:24We might even move in together.

00:24:26Oh yeah?

00:24:27Well, he's not coming here to help you move, okay?

00:24:29Because as soon as I see him I'll shove the whole mop in his mouth.

00:24:32And dirty, without draining.

00:24:34Look, a very rich Chinese man.

00:24:40Come during the six euro period and they'll give you the chopsticks for free.

00:24:43Damn, I don't have any tacos left yet.

00:24:51Hello, Pablo.

00:24:52Hello, Candi.

00:24:53Candle.

00:24:54What are you doing? Do I clean you?

00:24:56Yes. It's my first single storage room. I want to make it pretty.

00:24:59Do you want my mother to let you check you out?

00:25:01Then we can meet up and watch them together.

00:25:02Uh, I'm pretty self-taught when it comes to decorating. Since I don't have a dime...

00:25:07Hey, what's Mrs. Samayor coming to see you all so rude? Is she your girlfriend?

00:25:11Hey, come on, look, José Miguel.

00:25:13How about it? Well, here it is, you see.

00:25:17Well, I'm going, I see you have things to talk about.

00:25:20Candela, what are you doing there?

00:25:21You had me worried.

00:25:22Mom, he left half a minute ago.

00:25:24Come on, come in. You have to study the cod sticks commercial, we have the casting tomorrow.

00:25:29But you haven't told me to take out the trash.

00:25:31Oh, here it is. I'll throw it myself.

00:25:33Here, you better throw it away.

00:25:35Hey, leave the girl alone, okay?

00:25:37Who plays in another division.

00:25:41You see, man? Even the mother is pissed off.

00:25:44He must have caught her spying on me in the yard or something.

00:25:46Jose, you're a little crazy with this kid.

00:25:48And taking a beating at your age is very bad.

00:25:50What's up, man? I just need one chance and it falls.

00:25:53Why don't you have a party in the attic? I'm the DJ. That'll drive them crazy.

00:25:56Yes, of course. I have nothing else to do right now.

00:25:58You're supposed to be my older brother. You have to help me through this teenage years.

00:26:02Come on, Valentin, run! Escape! Save your life!

00:26:06But, Vicenta, how are you going to leave the dog here? He'll end up gutted under a cement mixer.

00:26:11But at least he has a chance. Better here than on death row in some kennel.

00:26:16But wait and see if they take him.

00:26:18Are they going to take him away? Torrijas is a very mean person. Valentín is very smart. He always watches documentaries with me.

00:26:25He's sure to survive.

00:26:26I don't know how many miracles you'll survive.

00:26:30Good luck, darling. Good luck.

00:26:33Come on, let's go now, this is fast.

00:26:39They should be ashamed.

00:26:41You haven't seen the ads. He would never do that.

00:26:44You shut up, that's what we pay you for.

00:26:47Oh, this is going really fast, huh?

00:26:50This is rigged.

00:26:56Valentine!

00:26:57Don't look, damn it, it's worse.

00:27:00Bye bye.

00:27:01Bye bye.

00:27:12Good afternoon.

00:27:13But hey, what is this?

00:27:16This?

00:27:17Nothing, a little dog I bought to keep me company.

00:27:20Hey, these dogs are prohibited, huh?

00:27:22I'm also going to call for him to be sacrificed for you.

00:27:24No, because this one hasn't bitten anyone yet.

00:27:28It has all its papers, all its vaccinations and comes already trained.

00:27:32Just bite whoever I want.

00:27:34That says it all.

00:27:37Come on, Bartolo.

00:27:37Sure, this is another generation of dogs.

00:27:40Now they come with Windows and antivirus installed.

00:27:42Fernando, it's you who has to decide, it's your semen.

00:27:53But after coming out, having a child is the most important decision of your life.

00:27:56But it's nice, Mauri.

00:27:58I had never considered being a father.

00:28:00And now I think about it, a son of mine.

00:28:01It's just that it's very strong, huh?

00:28:02Yes, it looks beautiful at first, but then things go wrong.

00:28:05What if the child ends up as a criminal, or a commentator, or a politician?

00:28:08Mauri, I've already decided, I want to have it.

00:28:11I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.

00:28:12It seems irresponsible to me to bring a sick child into this world.

00:28:15That World War III is just around the corner.

00:28:18And the oil is running out.

00:28:19And the ozone hole grows.

00:28:21And nuclear weapons and reality shows are multiplying.

00:28:26Hello.

00:28:27Measuring balconies for blind enclosures.

00:28:30Forward.

00:28:32Hey, hey, what are you doing here?

00:28:34It's that we are partners.

00:28:35Chapuzalia, comprehensive home service.

00:28:38My goodness.

00:28:39Well, what do you want?

00:28:40Maybe single, double, molded, matted, thermal, thermal-acoustic.

00:28:44The most expensive, if Rafael pays.

00:28:46Sliding, swing and swing windows, not casement styles.

00:28:48I don't know, slides, I don't care.

00:28:50Aluminum structure, smooth, sealed, forged.

00:28:52Higinio like the others, who all have to be equal.

00:28:56Well, go on, look.

00:28:57And you don't get too hard on the client.

00:28:58Yes, I know, he gets stressed.

00:29:01Already?

00:29:02No, it doesn't have much history either.

00:29:04This is like riding a bike, you never forget it.

00:29:08Look at the detail, he's going to wrap it as a gift.

00:29:11Why are you so heavy?

00:29:11You also inseminated Bea.

00:29:13But I was young and crazy.

00:29:14And you're going to give it to Ana, who's weirder and more bisexual.

00:29:17And how handsome is the child going to be?

00:29:19It is not known that there are many recessive genes out there.

00:29:21Look at the baby that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have.

00:29:25With a crazy face and Pokémon hair.

00:29:27He's adopted, Mariano.

00:29:28He is a Cambodian boy.

00:29:30That's what they told the press.

00:29:32Man, you let us manipulate you.

00:29:34Holy shit, this is a private conversation.

00:29:37Come on, don't get carried away, we're three houses away.

00:29:40Well, good luck with the insemination.

00:29:42Let it hold the embryo well.

00:29:44Thank you.

00:29:44Fernando, I don't see this thing about you being a father.

00:29:46No, everything is going to be great.

00:29:48You wait, go for the couple.

00:29:50Look at me, it's going to be a girl, just imagine.

00:29:59Yes, Inga wants to get pregnant.

00:30:01She has asked Fernando to inseminate her.

00:30:03But hey, that's cronyism.

00:30:05These things should be put out to tender, like the expansion of the Prado Museum.

00:30:08What do you want me to say?

00:30:08When I have a child, it will be with someone I truly love.

00:30:11Paco, don't you want another Sandra Bullock movie for the kid?

00:30:13If they don't suit you.

00:30:14Hey, what's up?

00:30:15Weren't you in love with Mamen when she made you a father?

00:30:17Well, I don't remember, I'd have to see the photos.

00:30:19It doesn't sound familiar to me.

00:30:20Can you imagine if I had a child with Inga?

00:30:23What would it be like?

00:30:24Wait, you have to concentrate a lot for that.

00:30:27I need another beer.

00:30:29It would be perfect.

00:30:30She would provide her Nordic beauty and I would provide my metrosexual intellect.

00:30:34Mariano, I would go to the United States.

00:30:36I think you have it much easier with mellon C.

00:30:38No, sorry.

00:30:39Now with Inga I have it easy.

00:30:40What are you going to do?

00:30:41Those little analysis jars are from the pharmacy, right?

00:30:46Yeah.

00:30:46I turn on the TV.

00:31:04José Miguel, we are having dinner with the family.

00:31:06The TV won't turn on.

00:31:07Well, someone bring up some topic of conversation.

00:31:09How about icogracy?

00:31:11No, man, filth.

00:31:12No, we're having dinner.

00:31:13Oh, one thing.

00:31:15Isabel and I are leaving on vacation tomorrow.

00:31:17A week.

00:31:17To the Canary Islands.

00:31:19Would you mind leaving me a little bit of salad if you're so kind?

00:31:22Oh, forgive me, Juan.

00:31:23I thought I had already served you.

00:31:25Well no.

00:31:26How could you have kept quiet about it?

00:31:27No, no, really.

00:31:29It was just a last-minute romantic spasm, wasn't it?

00:31:32Yeah.

00:31:33So these days, you and Yago are in charge of the house.

00:31:37Are we going with them?

00:31:38A few days at the beach, to rest.

00:31:40No, but with what money?

00:31:42You imitate us, don't you?

00:31:45Hey...

00:31:45Well, you can study.

00:31:48Oh!

00:31:49The problem is plane tickets, which cannot be purchased overnight.

00:31:54Yes, yes, I know a website where you can get them.

00:31:56No.

00:31:57Yeah?

00:31:58Go on.

00:31:58Yeah.

00:31:58Scrounge as you can dot com.

00:32:01But Natalia, you can't get on a plane.

00:32:02You are very pregnant.

00:32:04In the event of turbulence, the child could suffer irreparable damage.

00:32:07Clear.

00:32:08A feto-brain injury.

00:32:11But no, nothing's happening.

00:32:12A cousin of mine gave birth mid-flight.

00:32:14Yes, if you carry hand luggage, they are the packages.

00:32:17They can give you trouble, huh?

00:32:18I'm going to get on the internet.

00:32:20Come on, kids.

00:32:25I told you they were going to copy us.

00:32:27I told you!

00:32:28Oh, I didn't tell you!

00:32:29Dad, don't worry.

00:32:30I can stay and take care of the house.

00:32:32That?

00:32:33It's just that I don't want to miss classes.

00:32:35I'm at a key moment in the course.

00:32:36My academic future is at stake.

00:32:38Are you hesitating?

00:32:39No.

00:32:40What's the deal?

00:32:40Do I focus or not focus on life?

00:32:42How are you going to stay home alone?

00:32:43Don't talk nonsense.

00:32:44Why not?

00:32:46Man, I'm already 13 years old, which is a long time.

00:32:48Besides, we already have excess baggage.

00:32:51Wait, you?

00:32:52It is still unclear whether they will find any tickets.

00:32:54I already have tickets.

00:32:56Leave me the credit card.

00:33:00What a last minute surprise.

00:33:04I've always thought this coming to the movies was a bit silly.

00:33:07You'll get this movie for free on TV next year.

00:33:10And with ads so you can go pee.

00:33:12Man, but it's not the same, is it?

00:33:14And also, don't let a big head sit in front of you, eh?

00:33:16That the movie bothers you.

00:33:17Or a lady with a perm like that, like the mother from the Simpsons.

00:33:21Would you rather we do something else?

00:33:22No, no, no, no, calm down.

00:33:23The beauty of this is the company.

00:33:26Thank you.

00:33:27Gummies, licorice, popcorn, Coca-Cola.

00:33:32Hey, pistachios.

00:33:34What have I done with the pistachios?

00:33:35You didn't sit on it, did you?

00:33:38My goodness, it's been so long since I've been to the movies.

00:33:41It's that Emilio had me culturally annulled.

00:33:44It's good that you called me.

00:33:45I thought I was never going to see you again.

00:33:46Yes, it's just that, well, I already asked you for a little time to sort out my feelings.

00:33:51Oh, sorry, sorry.

00:33:53That, and I lost my phone charger.

00:33:55So, no.

00:33:57Bye bye.

00:33:58I shit on...

00:33:59Hello.

00:34:04What's the matter?

00:34:06That's the fucking therapist.

00:34:08They came here to provoke, huh?

00:34:09Now that I'm going to blow his top in the trailers.

00:34:11I put it in like this...

00:34:12Calm down, calm down.

00:34:14Let's watch the movie.

00:34:15I have stained myself, I have stained everything here.

00:34:18The new one with a new neighbor.

00:34:20It is pathetic.

00:34:21Belén, did you bring me here to make Emilio jealous?

00:34:23No.

00:34:24No, no, no, no, no.

00:34:25I swear to you that...

00:34:26But this one doesn't like cinema.

00:34:28Peaceful.

00:34:29Yes we can work on that.

00:34:31You suffered an emotional shock.

00:34:32It is normal for a residual psychological dependence to remain.

00:34:35They are dysfunctional interactive circles.

00:34:37No, no, Marcelo.

00:34:39Let's watch the movie, shall we?

00:34:40Okay.

00:34:42If this couples psychologist...

00:34:44Belén and I were going to therapy...

00:34:47...and the bastard took advantage of the fact that we were having trouble getting her.

00:34:49What are you saying?

00:34:50Yes, yes, yes.

00:34:51The guy there in the office hitting on her...

00:34:54...and I'm paying for the sessions.

00:34:55Which were also cheap.

00:34:56But what are you telling me?

00:34:58I had to take out a loan that I'm still paying for myself.

00:35:01These popcorns are a seafood platter right now.

00:35:03What a son of a bitch.

00:35:05What a son of a bitch.

00:35:06What a son of a bitch.

00:35:07But hey, it's best not to pay any attention to it.

00:35:09As you have said, ignore it.

00:35:11No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:12Hey, you have to be a bastard, huh?

00:35:13To do that to someone.

00:35:15Calm down, calm down.

00:35:16If you want, when the movie's over, the four of us can go for a coffee...

00:35:19...to chat with the...

00:35:20No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:20You can't do that to him.

00:35:22No, no, no!

00:35:23Come on, no!

00:35:26Go for it!

00:35:27Enough!

00:35:32Have you hurt your hand?

00:35:33Are we going to do an X-ray with you?

00:35:34No, no, it's not necessary.

00:35:36If not, I've gotten him hooked pretty good.

00:35:37I'm so sorry about the little number.

00:35:38It's just that sometimes I get a little upset with injustices.

00:35:41You're strong, huh?

00:35:43You do pilates or go to the sales a lot, right?

00:35:45No.

00:35:46It's just that I've always had to defend myself.

00:35:47I had a terrible time at school.

00:35:51Well.

00:35:53Well.

00:35:54I had a great time.

00:35:56Yes, yes, I've seen you.

00:35:58No, no, not because of that.

00:36:02See you tomorrow.

00:36:04Take a rest.

00:36:05But that trunk, if it was done...

00:36:18Don't come out from behind there, damn it, they're going to see you.

00:36:19Come to sleep.

00:36:20Yes, I've been losing sleep.

00:36:21Well, now I'll warm you up and vacuum your milk.

00:36:23Come on, lie down.

00:36:26Yes, but skimmed, eh?

00:36:28The pools are now open.

00:36:30Skimmed.

00:36:30I'm not saying that José Miguel isn't an intelligent boy.

00:36:36What I'm saying is that he's a boy.

00:36:37And children cause trouble, because they are children.

00:36:40But one day it will cease to be so.

00:36:42Because José Miguel grows.

00:36:43I don't know if you've noticed.

00:36:44Oh, have you seen the hair on their legs?

00:36:47That's the point.

00:36:49At what age is a child ready to be left alone?

00:36:51But it doesn't depend on the age, it depends on the child.

00:36:54So José Miguel won't be ready until he's 45.

00:36:56But he is capable of controlling a Roman legion and a World War II bomber.

00:37:02No, the console does not count.

00:37:04I remember that Paloma and I had the same doubt with Natalia.

00:37:07And we decided that she would never be left home alone.

00:37:10At least we managed to keep her from losing her virginity until she was 18.

00:37:13Well, for the 15.

00:37:15Hey?

00:37:15It's the same.

00:37:16And how good José Miguel will feel when he sees that you trust him.

00:37:20It's just that I don't trust him.

00:37:22Before leaving, we left him with my sister Nieves and she could take him to museums or to see a ballet.

00:37:25Well, he will continue to accumulate resentment.

00:37:28Well, let him accumulate it.

00:37:29I want you to sleep at night.

00:37:33Oh, hey!

00:37:34What were you reading?

00:37:36Ah!

00:37:41José Miguel, son, why wouldn't you come see us?

00:37:44If it's been over a year now...

00:37:45Have you thought about it, Dad?

00:37:46I'm very busy.

00:37:47Come on, calm down, okay?

00:37:48We're really looking forward to it.

00:37:50Come on, happy new year.

00:37:51Give mom a kiss.

00:37:52It's a kiss from José Miguel.

00:37:58Isabel, are you listening to me?

00:38:01Juan, open your mouth, it's your turn for the pill.

00:38:04No, I don't want pills.

00:38:05Leave me alone.

00:38:06But how annoying this man is.

00:38:08Open.

00:38:08Well, treat me with respect, okay?

00:38:10I was president of my community for 44 years.

00:38:13And I don't want pills.

00:38:16I want to see my children.

00:38:21How old is Ramón García.

00:38:25Oh, how he has become.

00:38:27I want to see my children.

00:38:29I want to see my children.

00:38:32Has this happened to you?

00:38:33Isabel, Isabel.

00:38:39Coffee, we're going to give José Miguel a vote of confidence, okay?

00:38:42Let him be left alone.

00:38:43What do you think?

00:38:44Well, good night.

00:38:47Thank you.

00:38:54Back, back!

00:38:55Bazalo!

00:38:55Yes, yes!

00:38:56Stay right there!

00:38:56Stay in the kitchen!

00:38:57Oh!

00:38:58Come in, daughter, come in, come in.

00:39:00How's it going with Marcelo?

00:39:01But, well, what was that?

00:39:03That's nothing.

00:39:04A dog I bought to defend us.

00:39:06But no, as soon as I smell you a couple of times they don't do anything to you anymore.

00:39:08But, Mom, how could you bring a dog into the house?

00:39:10He reads me, thank goodness you're here.

00:39:11Tell him to take it.

00:39:12María Jesús, I have a small child.

00:39:14But don't worry, it's only a few days.

00:39:16As soon as he bites the old ladies, I'll sell him.

00:39:18Mom, you're sick, huh?

00:39:20Hey, my Multimis was stolen.

00:39:21And the blouse that fell into the yard, I've seen it in its entirety.

00:39:24Wow!

00:39:25Have you had it?

00:39:25Yes, yes, it is the same.

00:39:27Hey, now his dog is biting me.

00:39:31Of course, what if he bites a lady or rips off her arm?

00:39:34Well, don't worry, because I have insurance.

00:39:36But what insurance, mom?

00:39:37For God's sake.

00:39:38Hey, they do compensate them.

00:39:40If you call the one who survives, I'll do her a favor.

00:39:43Daughter, I did not start this war.

00:39:45But I'm going to finish it.

00:39:47I'm going to bed.

00:39:48No.

00:39:49Mom, but don't leave it in the kitchen.

00:39:51It doesn't do anything, I want a yogurt or something.

00:39:54Well, now he'll go to sleep, I say.

00:39:56Well, I think if you climb up the counter, you might be able to reach the fruit bowl, right?

00:40:01Yes of course.

00:40:02Come in, you're a veterinarian.

00:40:04Veterinarian, not Angel Cristo.

00:40:05No, no Angel Cristo.

00:40:35No, no Angel Cristo.

00:41:05No, no Angel Cristo.

00:41:35No, no Angel Cristo.

00:42:05Whenever you go out, remember to turn off the gas.

00:42:17Yeah.

00:42:17And take out the trash, don't accumulate it.

00:42:19And don't leave the lights on.

00:42:20No.

00:42:20Oh, and don't touch my DVD recorder, I've programmed it.

00:42:24Dad, who's toasting?

00:42:25Come on, let's go, please.

00:42:26No, my love, don't stress yourself out, just relax, okay?

00:42:28What, are you leaving already?

00:42:31Yes, yes, Angel.

00:42:33Come on, leave me the house keys, I'll water your plants.

00:42:36No, no, the child stays and I already have plants.

00:42:40If someone dies, I get very depressed.

00:42:41No, but if it's for your safety, silly.

00:42:43Come on, take a copy of mine.

00:42:45No, look, I really like these Riano customs...

00:42:49Oh yes, woman, these things can always be needed.

00:42:52Come on, go on.

00:42:52Maybe the gas guy will come or the kid might have a seizure from the console or...

00:42:56Well, come on, okay, yes.

00:42:58It's just that I miss the plane.

00:43:00Come on, have fun.

00:43:03Hey, bring me a cap, because genius collects them.

00:43:06But haven't you called a taxi?

00:43:08No, let's avoid stupid expenses, as our budget has already gone way overboard.

00:43:11And what are we going to do, hitchhike?

00:43:13Should I wear the miniskirt?

00:43:15It just can't be.

00:43:18Have you ordered a VIP limousine for the airport?

00:43:21Mariano told me he was going to bring a minivan.

00:43:23And what is this?

00:43:24Look at that trunk.

00:43:25Well, it doesn't matter, let's smile, we're on vacation.

00:43:29Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, it's great.

00:43:31Natalia, go ahead, she's pregnant.

00:43:33Be careful, if the airbag is deployed it could harm the child.

00:43:36What is this going to have with the airbag?

00:43:37Don't be a ghost.

00:43:40What do I do, my God, for God?

00:43:42I'll give you the browser, you'll see.

00:43:44Why? We know the way.

00:43:46Well, go on, take care of yourselves and have fun.

00:43:48Pick up the mail, huh?

00:43:49And let people get on and off once a day, so that it can be seen from outside that there are people at home.

00:43:53Oh, please, Juan, okay, okay, okay.

00:43:55The route is being calculated.

00:43:57I don't know, I'm not going to leave peacefully.

00:43:59You give him confidence, José Emi.

00:44:01Take them, how does the boy respond?

00:44:04Please turn that off.

00:44:05Hey, it's in the same voice as the cigarette machine.

00:44:07Don Rafael, Juan Cuesta has just left.

00:44:18Have a good trip, Mr. President.

00:44:19My parents are gone, dude.

00:44:24Tonight I'm throwing a hell of a party.

00:44:26Okay, but put up a sign, okay?

00:44:27Vomiting is prohibited in areas like José Emi, where your father has entrusted you.

00:44:30Don't you see he's testing you?

00:44:31Dude, the first time you're home alone, you have to throw a party.

00:44:34It is a very Spanish tradition.

00:44:35Yes, it's my chance.

00:44:37I have egg, candy, candy.

00:44:38No, it's hard.

00:44:39Yes, it's that you don't notice the details.

00:44:42Look, there goes your petit swiss.

00:44:44Do you see it?

00:44:45You see me well, huh?

00:44:46Hello.

00:44:47What are you doing?

00:44:47Here, preparing the party we're going to have tonight at my house.

00:44:50Are you in?

00:44:51I don't know.

00:44:52Are you all going?

00:44:53Yes, yes, yes.

00:44:53Everyone, everyone, everyone.

00:44:55The only thing is that I might arrive a little late, because I have to wait for my parents to go to sleep.

00:44:58Ah, you, you, calm down.

00:45:00My parties always drag on.

00:45:01Yes, if not, I'll open the gate later after hours.

00:45:04Okay, come on, I'll come over later.

00:45:08God, God.

00:45:09Okay, calm down, calm down, calm down.

00:45:11Oh, bark.

00:45:13We call.

00:45:14Josemi, if you screw up, you'll be paying for it until you're 18.

00:45:17Brushes!

00:45:18Are you listening to me?

00:45:19Let's see, I see an ethical-sexual dilemma here.

00:45:21Josemi has to choose between being a good son or losing his virginity.

00:45:23Man, to be a good son I have a whole life, right?

00:45:26But look at him, if he's dripping pheromones, he's going to slip up on someone.

00:45:30And what are you going to do?

00:45:31Because the candy-candy party is going to attack you.

00:45:32No, no, no, I'm not going, what would that be?

00:45:35Well, I'm going to go.

00:45:36And so I take advantage and now have a plan with Raquel.

00:45:38It's true?

00:45:38How was your night?

00:45:39Was there a theme or was there no theme?

00:45:40No, I cut myself.

00:45:42Yes, but better because this time I want to go slowly to do everything very well.

00:45:45Of course.

00:45:46This girl seems to be very special.

00:45:49A lot, a lot, huh?

00:45:51Yeah?

00:45:52Pablo?

00:45:52Mom, I can't hear you well.

00:45:54It's that I'm in the airport bathroom.

00:45:57Hey, check on my son Simi, who had the same face as Chucky, the evil doll.

00:46:02So why do you leave him alone?

00:46:04Because I need a vacation.

00:46:06He's busy, ma'am.

00:46:08Okay, okay, calm down, I'll keep an eye on him.

00:46:09Thank you, darling, I love you.

00:46:11You are making your mother happy.

00:46:13What did I say?

00:46:15Yes, I'm going to the party.

00:46:17Which?

00:46:18You tell him, don't you?

00:46:20Me again?

00:46:21No, no, no, no.

00:46:21Hey, this is a cut.

00:46:23Are you going to take a poor parol?

00:46:25That?

00:46:25How are you?

00:46:26Have you been inseminated yet?

00:46:27No.

00:46:28There's just a little problem.

00:46:30There's Fernando.

00:46:32How did things go?

00:46:33We are pregnant.

00:46:33No, they say there's a little problem.

00:46:37Well, the clinic analyzed your semen and said it was of low quality.

00:46:43How does quality go down?

00:46:44It just can't be.

00:46:45According to them, there is low sperm concentration, almost zero mobility and poor morphology.

00:46:53That is, few, quiet and ugly.

00:46:56Well, I had eaten a little badly and it was a very strange time, the same thing.

00:46:59No, no, no, don't worry, if nothing's wrong, they've already taken one from me...

00:47:01Of course it happens, that semen is worthless, it's a chestnut.

00:47:04But there is a solution, wait.

00:47:06Intracytoplasmic injection.

00:47:08Yes, yes, yes, I'll wear it.

00:47:09No, yours can't be fixed, it's over there.

00:47:12Apparently they take the poor quality semen, extract some live sperm, some of which open,

00:47:18and inject it directly into the egg.

00:47:22And does that work?

00:47:23Apparently yes, they are the doctors.

00:47:25Well, tomorrow they're implanting the embryo, we'll let you know what happens.

00:47:30Yes, cheer up, nothing's wrong.

00:47:32Science is with us.

00:47:34Are you okay, honey?

00:47:41Low concentration, almost zero mobility...

00:47:45And what else did he say?

00:47:47Poor morphology.

00:47:48Deficient.

00:47:48They will have a short filament or a cucumber-shaped head.

00:47:51Look, let's not talk about it too much.

00:47:54A little wine?

00:47:54Yeah.

00:47:55Hey, Mauri, thanks, huh?

00:47:56I see you've been very involved with this.

00:47:58Fernando, your problems are my problems.

00:48:00What were we talking about the couple yesterday?

00:48:01Look at his new crib.

00:48:09It still smells like him.

00:48:12Vicenta, let's go to the supermarket to steal some good cockles and you'll see how you'll feel.

00:48:17Look at the TV cable.

00:48:19She'll never peel it off completely again.

00:48:22Leave her.

00:48:24It's a shame she has to go through it alone.

00:48:26Damn, look who's there.

00:48:33Valentin, my boy.

00:48:35No, but...

00:48:35But how did he come back?

00:48:37If it's like Lassi.

00:48:39You see.

00:48:40Where did we leave off yesterday?

00:48:42And yet he found the house.

00:48:43I'm telling you, that's what's happening to Concha and she's still going around.

00:48:47Is he smart or not smart, my boy?

00:48:49Well, well, not much.

00:48:51Because here he is condemned to death.

00:48:53That's nothing.

00:48:54I will never be separated from him again.

00:48:56They'll have to pry it from my lifeless fingers.

00:49:00I'm going to the bathroom.

00:49:01I had an idea.

00:49:02What are you going to do?

00:49:03Come on!

00:49:04Come on!

00:49:05Come on!

00:49:06Come on!

00:49:07Come on!

00:49:08Come on!

00:49:09Come on!

00:49:10Come on!

00:49:11Come on!

00:49:12Come on!

00:49:13Come on!

00:49:14Come on!

00:49:15Come on!

00:49:16Come on!

00:49:17Come on!

00:49:18Come on!

00:49:19Come on!

00:49:20Come on!

00:49:21Come on!

00:49:22Come on!

00:49:23Come on!

00:49:24Come on!

00:49:25Come on!

00:49:26Come on!

00:49:27Come on!

00:49:28Come on!

00:49:29Come on!

00:49:30Come on!

00:49:31Come on!

00:49:32Come on!

00:49:34Come on!

00:49:36Come on!

00:49:37Come on!

00:49:43Sell it and rest!

00:49:44Come to Blanzarote!

00:49:48Well, I think I'm going to the spa to see if I can recover from my first nosy trip.

00:49:59Yes, me too. What do you do?

00:50:02No, I'm staying.

00:50:03Well, I'd like to sail. The sea, the freedom, mastering the elements.

00:50:07Oh, okay, I'm in for that, huh?

00:50:12Juan, wait for me!

00:50:13Well, here we go, having a good time, huh?

00:50:23Well, that's how they talk and know each other.

00:50:26As soon as you leave the house, happiness seems so easy.

00:50:37Good morning.

00:50:43You've hooked up with another neighbor. You couldn't be more pathetic.

00:50:48Damn, if I'm stuck here 14 hours a day, where do you expect me to hook up?

00:50:50Yeah, you've done it to rub it in my face. You couldn't be more vengeful or spiteful.

00:50:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so mean. Come on, come on, move over there.

00:50:59Emilio, you don't do this to someone who has loved you like I have, okay?

00:51:04Sorry, but you were the one who went under Dr. Neuronas's desk to talk things over.

00:51:10Can we talk for a moment?

00:51:11Well, the one that was missing.

00:51:13Marcelo, go back to the car that has the steamer.

00:51:15Calm down, calm down. I just want to clear things up.

00:51:19I think we're all emotionally stuck.

00:51:21Yes, we've already started.

00:51:22This situation is not comfortable for anyone, but we must heal our wounds and move forward.

00:51:27I suggest the three of us go out to dinner tonight.

00:51:29Well, all four of us. And we talked about our feelings.

00:51:32No, no, the other one isn't coming.

00:51:35I'm sorry, but Raquel and I have a party tonight.

00:51:37So we'll have to leave the couples' dinner for another day.

00:51:40Well, I tried.

00:51:43And what party does this one have?

00:51:45Leave it, Belén. It's not good for you.

00:51:48You and I are meeting tonight.

00:51:50I know a barbaric Hindu.

00:51:52Okay, fine.

00:51:53But you're paying, right? I'm already broke.

00:51:56Okay.

00:51:56Emilio, call an extraordinary meeting immediately.

00:52:03How about a meeting? If it isn't Mr. Juan.

00:52:05You call her. We're all in agreement.

00:52:08At my place.

00:52:09Oh, hey, and clean the elevator, it's a mess.

00:52:11Sure. Then give me a key.

00:52:12Yeah, man.

00:52:14So you can make copies.

00:52:15What the fuck is this, love?

00:52:19What no? I refuse.

00:52:21Natalia isn't going to give birth in a pool. That's absurd.

00:52:23It's more natural, Juan. From aquatic environment to aquatic environment.

00:52:26No?

00:52:27My daughter gives birth in a clinic with a proper medical team, with her epidural and whatever else is needed.

00:52:32These are the prejudices that prevent society from advancing in harmony with nature.

00:52:35The bourgeoisie against the planet.

00:52:37What are you talking about now? We're talking about childbirth or class struggle.

00:52:40You keep changing the subject, Iago.

00:52:41And the coast?

00:52:42Very bad. Exploited with rezoning and mass tourism and...

00:52:45No, Juan. Lanzarote, where is it?

00:52:47Huh? Ah, huh...

00:52:49We come... We come from there, right?

00:52:51Come on, let's go around.

00:52:52No, no, leave it. I'm at the helm.

00:52:54But how could we have gotten so far away?

00:52:56Because you are a very good conversationalist, Juan, and you have distracted us.

00:52:59What's this? They must be international yaguas.

00:53:02Woof, woof, woof, woof...

00:53:04Hey, it's been a while since we had a posh get-together at home, huh?

00:53:08No, no, but don't take it.

00:53:11Hey, what did you do to poor Valentin?

00:53:12No, this one's new. They took Valentín away.

00:53:15Vicenta, but that dye is louder than the wig of the custard apple on a wicket.

00:53:18I've already told you. Dyes never turn out well.

00:53:21Don Rafael, let it be known that this meeting seems to me like a stab in the back.

00:53:25To change the president, Mr. Juan has to be here.

00:53:27Forgive me, but it is completely legal.

00:53:28My lawyers have checked the statutes and the horizontal property law.

00:53:33Listen, but all the ballots say the second letter B. This is clear electoral fraud.

00:53:37Come on, come on, come on. Don't be a pain. Come on, take this.

00:53:42Go on, I'll write the minutes.

00:53:43Let's see how this man's house is. I'm sure he'll give me some ideas.

00:53:53Hello.

00:53:54Hello.

00:53:55Don't go taking pictures with your phone, okay? Please, I beg you.

00:54:02I'm Juan Cuesta, president of the community. Leave your message after the beep.

00:54:06Mr. Juan, I'm not leaving you any more messages, I'm running out of credit, okay?

00:54:10There is an uprising, I repeat, an uprising in the community.

00:54:15Don Rafael has brought out the tanks. They're usurping his power.

00:54:19Call me urgently. I need instructions.

00:54:21Of course, there's his ball on the beach with his MP3 player and all that.

00:54:27We're lost, Diago. I'm done for. This ball has gotten to me.

00:54:30That's the thing with currents. Climate change produces connective flows that aren't...

00:54:34I'm not interested in explanations, Diago. I just want to get back to the hotel.

00:54:37Well, calm down. If this is a matter of finding your way around.

00:54:39We'd have a little bit of coverage. Like we would do on 112.

00:54:44Let's see, that's where it comes out. That's clear. If that's east, it's that way.

00:54:48The cell phone! What are you doing?

00:54:49Don't let it sink, Juan, the battery is lithium and it will contaminate our ecosystem.

00:54:55Fuck the cell phone!

00:54:58Fuck it!

00:55:00It's evil. If you didn't have a signal, right?

00:55:02Diago, cell phones emit microwaves.

00:55:07Emergency services could triangulate our position, man.

00:55:11Hey, hey, the fart is taking you away.

00:55:13Nothing, nothing! Stop it, grab it!

00:55:16If it is now going faster than when we were pedaling.

00:55:18Nothing, just leave him! He's being carried away by the current.

00:55:22This, this can't be happening, my God.

00:55:25What a mess!

00:55:26Well, calm down, Juan.

00:55:29Many ships pass through here.

00:55:31Your time won't be wasted here. Don't worry.

00:55:33So this dog is another one.

00:55:39Yes, I bought it this morning.

00:55:41Valentin has already been taken to the pound.

00:55:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:44And what is your name?

00:55:45Manolo, a tribute to a very dear relative of ours.

00:55:49He's also trained to attack, huh?

00:55:51Okay, let's go, light ones.

00:55:52First point of the day.

00:55:53Election of the new president.

00:55:54Does anyone want to be one?

00:55:55Nobody.

00:55:56Let's move on to the draw.

00:55:57An innocent hand, Moses.

00:55:58Thank you.

00:56:03Second B.

00:56:04I shit in ten!

00:56:05Oh, thank goodness!

00:56:06Oh, honey!

00:56:07It's the first time you've ever had something happen to you.

00:56:09Well, congratulations to the second B team.

00:56:11Second point of the day.

00:56:12Enclosure of the balconies.

00:56:14Votes in favor?

00:56:15Better, because they are almost all closed now.

00:56:17The session is adjourned.

00:56:18Wait, wait, wait!

00:56:19There is a problem, I know this.

00:56:21If there is any floor with an unclosed balcony,

00:56:24aesthetics are going to go to hell.

00:56:26And the city council makes us remove it.

00:56:28But why don't you tell us before?

00:56:30No, because now I am the president

00:56:32and I worry more about things.

00:56:33Well, but if all the neighbors close them,

00:56:36then nothing happens.

00:56:37But the thing is that he doesn't want to.

00:56:39I have the keys to your house.

00:56:41Well, that's it.

00:56:42The session is adjourned.

00:56:43Well, see you later.

00:56:45Bye bye.

00:56:46Good afternoon.

00:56:48Come on, Manolo, come on.

00:56:49Eugenio, we can change the color of the landings.

00:56:51Don't start, okay?

00:56:52Oops.

00:56:55Nothing, they don't take it.

00:56:56They can't have gone that far.

00:56:58My God, that's pedals.

00:57:00They may have been swept away by the current.

00:57:02We once met some Belgians in Fuerteventura.

00:57:04Damn, who's going to pay for my skate?

00:57:06We're in high season, damn it.

00:57:08And what's up with you?

00:57:09Are you not attentive to your customers?

00:57:10Don't worry.

00:57:11Go to the hotel,

00:57:11that we set up the search device immediately.

00:57:14Oh, Juan, this man is going to kill me.

00:57:17Were you having problems in your marriage?

00:57:18Sorry?

00:57:19No, well, what it's all about is marriages,

00:57:21but not to go to Africa.

00:57:23Come on, I'll walk you!

00:57:24Let's go!

00:57:25There we are, there we are!

00:57:37There we are!

00:57:41You'll see how it rains and the dog starts to fade.

00:57:44Then you two would fade too.

00:57:47Don't let it fade, man!

00:57:48There we are!

00:57:49There we are!

00:57:51Come on!

00:57:52It's terrifying!

00:57:53Runs!

00:57:53Come on!

00:57:54But not there!

00:57:54Where are you going?

00:58:01Moses, I'm going to dinner with the mayor.

00:58:02Call me at twelve as if you were my wife.

00:58:04And so I slack off,

00:58:04because this one gets very complicated.

00:58:06Very well, sir.

00:58:07He doesn't wait for it, he waits.

00:58:08The curtain opens and a Chinese man appears playing the harp.

00:58:11What is the actor's name?

00:58:13I don't know, sir.

00:58:14Chinese alpa.

00:58:16Alpa, with L.

00:58:18And Chinese, the one who plays the...

00:58:20Yes, I got it.

00:58:21It's a play on words.

00:58:23Well, maybe you were already laughing.

00:58:28Moses, Moses.

00:58:29Oh, oh, oh!

00:58:30Quina!

00:58:30There, oh, oh!

00:58:32There, oh, oh, oh!

00:58:32There, oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:58:33No, Lourdes, no.

00:58:45I'm at a video store customer's party.

00:58:47Well, I don't know when I'm going to get home.

00:58:49Well, don't open up to me, Joe.

00:58:51Hey?

00:58:51Hey, how do you do something to Darth Vader's mask?

00:58:53I swear...

00:58:54Lourdes?

00:58:55Lourdes!

00:58:56Pour me another drink!

00:58:59Damn, man, I'm nervous, huh?

00:59:00Let's see if Candela comes soon.

00:59:02Man, relax, she might not be able to get out without getting caught.

00:59:04What's up, what's up.

00:59:05It's not that I want the topic.

00:59:06This one goes out the window if necessary.

00:59:08Hey, this DVD looks really good.

00:59:11This records on a hard drive, 250 gigabytes, with Dolby Surround 7.1.

00:59:17Come on, that's fine.

00:59:22Watch out for the lamp, damn it!

00:59:25Rosemite, are you getting a boarding school face?

00:59:28Wow, wow!

00:59:29Sir, will it be an appetizer or a letter?

00:59:35No, thank you very much. I'm waiting for someone.

00:59:36What are you doing here?

01:00:02Well, taking a walk.

01:00:04What's up? Your boyfriend didn't come?

01:00:06Paquito, please escort the young lady to the door, this is a private party.

01:00:10No, look, I did have a little drink.

01:00:12That?

01:00:12How women like to be tortured.

01:00:19Look, Raquel is here.

01:00:20Damn, it's deceiving, huh?

01:00:22The species evolves, Paquito.

01:00:24We are moving towards hermaphroditism.

01:00:26Hello.

01:00:28Raquel, let's get out of here, Belén is here and she's being a pain.

01:00:31And I see her with a face ready to scream.

01:00:32Oh yeah?

01:00:34Well, we set it up first.

01:00:35Come on!

01:00:35Hey, what if we go to the goal?

01:00:45Come on.

01:00:47The guys who have weighed themselves, go, go, go, go, go.

01:00:49Don't worry, I have the surveillance cameras recording.

01:00:51Can I get you another drink?

01:00:52Oh, how little I like the Cuesta children.

01:01:00Their parents go on vacation and off they go to throw a party.

01:01:03And what do you care?

01:01:04Come on, go to sleep.

01:01:05Oh, they have the music too loud.

01:01:07Why don't you go tell them something?

01:01:08Because if I go, I stay.

01:01:10They are testing your authority.

01:01:12You are the new president.

01:01:13Aren't you going to do anything?

01:01:14Yes, approving is the statute.

01:01:16Do you want to turn off the light now?

01:01:20Eugenio, you spend the day sleeping.

01:01:23What's a cheap hobby?

01:01:25Mom, I'm going to bed.

01:01:26Good night.

01:01:27Good night darling.

01:01:31We have been lucky with the girl.

01:01:34Yeah, fuck.

01:01:39If it is that here you cannot see if they move or not.

01:01:42But where did you get that microscope?

01:01:44It's from my first communion.

01:01:45I hadn't even released it yet.

01:01:47Wait.

01:01:48Something has moved.

01:01:49Something has moved here.

01:01:50Fernando, let's get over the poor quality of your sperm because we can't live like this.

01:01:55The more you obsess, the less they're going to move.

01:01:58But you don't realize it, Mauri.

01:02:00I can't be a father using the traditional method.

01:02:02Well, you had already ruled out the traditional method.

01:02:04You don't have to feel less of a man.

01:02:06No, you don't know what it feels like.

01:02:08Yes, yes, I know, yes.

01:02:08I'm sterile, I'm shit.

01:02:11If he were the last man on earth, the species would become extinct.

01:02:13Castaway in the blue water with Brooks Hills.

01:02:15And what do I do?

01:02:16Well, look for Tom Hanks, who is a castaway who suits you much better.

01:02:19And you adopt a monkey or...

01:02:20I'm going to Houston or somewhere else to get this treated.

01:02:23Don't talk nonsense.

01:02:24What a shame, how ridiculous, more horrible.

01:02:27Fernando, I changed the sample bottle.

01:02:29The defective semen is mine.

01:02:30I don't know how I keep my laptop on my knees, because it must have gotten heated.

01:02:39Hey, anyone can have a bad harvest.

01:02:41But you, why do you do that?

01:02:42Why do you change anything?

01:02:43Well, to protect you.

01:02:45Because if the child is born crooked and then the mother doesn't let you see it, I know you and you're going to suffer.

01:02:49Then I would tell you, don't worry, the child is mine, I'll suffer for you.

01:02:52Is it pretty or not pretty?

01:02:54What a way to sell me the bike.

01:02:57Mauri, you're not well, aren't you?

01:02:58You're like that doctor who inseminated his patients.

01:03:00And they caught him when he already had 85 children.

01:03:03I had a jealousy fit, okay?

01:03:04What if he turns out to be more handsome than mine or what?

01:03:06Well, you put up with it, it's the genetic lottery.

01:03:08Also, that's very hard, I already put it there.

01:03:10You are not emotionally prepared.

01:03:11Oh, and you do.

01:03:12You are the father of the year.

01:03:13I do what I can.

01:03:14Besides, you didn't say that we were already a solid and serene couple based on trust and respect.

01:03:19When did I ever tell you that?

01:03:20Yesterday morning, at croissant time.

01:03:22I'm going to call Ana.

01:03:23No, why?

01:03:24Damn, she'll have to know who's inseminating her, right?

01:03:26No, but wait to see if that orthospasmodic injection works, because it might not work.

01:03:30and we all got upset.

01:03:33Fernando, what I've done is very pathetic.

01:03:35I am very sorry.

01:03:38It's quite a humiliation that my semen has expired.

01:03:40Okay, but tonight you sleep on the couch.

01:03:45Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

01:03:55There it is.

01:03:58Candela, can I get you a drink?

01:04:00Yes, yes.

01:04:01Hello.

01:04:02I've already escaped.

01:04:03My parents are finally asleep.

01:04:05Well, be careful, they're right next door.

01:04:06As one gets up for water...

01:04:07You are very shy, aren't you?

01:04:09As always you are very sharp with me.

01:04:11I'm just going through a bad time.

01:04:14Note that I don't know if I'm gay.

01:04:15No, you're not gay.

01:04:18Phone, phone!

01:04:20José, turn down the music!

01:04:23Yeah?

01:04:24Hello, Pablo.

01:04:27How are you doing there?

01:04:30Good, good, very calm.

01:04:31José is here studying for an exam.

01:04:35It's my mother.

01:04:38Yeah.

01:04:40How are you?

01:04:41Having a good time?

01:04:42Yes, we are doing very well here.

01:04:44Your father has been in the water all day.

01:04:49We'll talk tomorrow, we'll talk tomorrow.

01:04:50Come on, a kiss, bye, I love you.

01:04:56Did he say he loves you?

01:04:58Oh, that's him doing something.

01:04:59Call the neighbor.

01:05:00Oh no, Natalita.

01:05:03Family tragedies one by one.

01:05:06Mrs. Cuesta.

01:05:08No.

01:05:09Yes, yes, it's me.

01:05:11We found your husband's skate.

01:05:13Oh yeah?

01:05:14My God, where are they?

01:05:16We only found the skate.

01:05:17There is still no trace of them.

01:05:18But don't worry, because we're doing everything we can to find you, I assure you.

01:05:25Oh, but where are they?

01:05:26What have they done?

01:05:27I'm starting to get a little cold.

01:05:31Let's track him down, Juan.

01:05:33So now we have the body temperature.

01:05:35Yago, I would go to ask your forgiveness for everything I have done to you.

01:05:39No, man, no, calm down.

01:05:41If you had, how are we going to get out of this?

01:05:43No, I just noticed something dragging my foot.

01:05:46And I'm reminiscing about the four parts of Jaws and the end of Titanic.

01:05:52Hey!

01:05:52Look, there's a light!

01:05:54About what?

01:05:54Hey!

01:05:55Where from?

01:05:55They must be fishermen.

01:05:56Hey!

01:05:57Hey!

01:05:58Hey!

01:06:00Yes, yes, Juan.

01:06:01You have a whistle on your vest.

01:06:02Blow, Juan!

01:06:03Blow!

01:06:04Hey!

01:06:05Juño, but blow hard!

01:06:08Hey!

01:06:08How exciting!

01:06:23Person not arriving?

01:06:25No, person does not arrive.

01:06:27Could you bring me the bill, please?

01:06:29A liquor?

01:06:29No, the bill, thanks.

01:06:31Belén, don't beat yourself up.

01:06:45Love will knock on your door again.

01:06:47Out!

01:06:48Out!

01:06:48But leave it at that, man, they'll be there doing their thing.

01:06:52What does it matter to him?

01:06:55Belén, what's going on?

01:06:57What are you doing?

01:06:58Hey?

01:06:59There it goes.

01:07:00I'm still waiting for you in the restaurant for two hours like an idiot.

01:07:03Oh, Marcelo, sorry.

01:07:04It's just that when I start thinking about what to wear, I get into a spiral that...

01:07:10You have to treat this for me.

01:07:12No, no, no, no.

01:07:13What are you fucking with me?

01:07:15Why are you fucking with me?

01:07:16No?

01:07:18No.

01:07:19Look, Belén, stop pissing me off with Emilio.

01:07:22You've got me attacked, Emilio.

01:07:24Marcelo, no hostility, eh?

01:07:26You're unbalancing me, Belén.

01:07:28My self-esteem is on the floor because of a shitty goalkeeper.

01:07:31What am I?

01:07:32A patch?

01:07:32No.

01:07:33No, no, tell me I'm a fucking patch.

01:07:35No, no, no, no.

01:07:36The thing is, I need time.

01:07:38And they are the relays.

01:07:40Look, Belén.

01:07:41You have a very serious problem here.

01:07:43And I'm going to give you the best professional advice I've ever given in my life.

01:07:47Don't call me again.

01:07:48Never.

01:07:49Never!

01:08:06What's wrong, honey?

01:08:09Rachel.

01:08:10Tell me.

01:08:12If that's a clitoris, we should call Guinness, right?

01:08:15Emilio.

01:08:16That's not a clitoris.

01:08:19That?

01:08:19What was I going to tell you?

01:08:21You're a guy.

01:08:23Wait.

01:08:24I can explain it to you.

01:08:25No, no, no, no, but the question is very easy.

01:08:27Is that yours there or is it one of those coma-sized penises that...

01:08:30Emilio, Emilio.

01:08:31I thought you knew.

01:08:32Everyone knows it.

01:08:33I said it as soon as I arrived.

01:08:34Well no, pretty.

01:08:36Pretty.

01:08:36I thought you were hesitating.

01:08:37Oh my goodness, what a mess this is going to be.

01:08:41Calm down, calm down, man.

01:08:42If this doesn't change anything.

01:08:43Damn, if it changes, it changes a lot.

01:08:45Emilio, I am a woman.

01:08:47This is temporary.

01:08:48I'm going to have surgery as soon as I can.

01:08:49I'm saving.

01:08:50What do you mean you're going to have surgery?

01:08:51Yes, they remove my genitals and make me a vagina.

01:08:54And then I will be a woman inside and out.

01:08:59We can have a relationship perfectly.

01:09:01Yeah, but so what?

01:09:03How does that turn out then?

01:09:05Ah, very good, perfect.

01:09:06Look, I have a photo of a friend.

01:09:07No, no, no, no, no.

01:09:09Leave it, leave it, leave it, I'm getting dizzy.

01:09:11Don't worry.

01:09:11Breathe.

01:09:12Breathe.

01:09:14Breathe.

01:09:14Can I get you a glass of water?

01:09:15No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:09:17You don't move from there.

01:09:19Look, Raquel, I respect everything in life,

01:09:21But I have to think about this.

01:09:23I need a day of reflection or something.

01:09:27Okay, okay, okay.

01:09:28Okay, I get it, I get it.

01:09:32Can I stay overnight?

01:09:36Well, but we don't do anything, eh?

01:09:38Okay.

01:09:39Come on, lie down.

01:09:45Let's go to sleep.

01:09:50You'll see how much better everything looks tomorrow.

01:09:54Hey, and with what they take from you from the operation,

01:09:56what do they do?

01:09:57Is the Tooth Fairy taking it?

01:09:59No, man, no.

01:10:00They throw that away.

01:10:02Ah, well ask,

01:10:03because they can freeze it anyway

01:10:05to extract stem cells.

01:10:12Come on, dance with me.

01:10:13Are you bored?

01:10:14What's up?

01:10:14This is cool.

01:10:17Come on, okay, already.

01:10:18For.

01:10:19Yes, that one is already hot.

01:10:21I'm going for another one.

01:10:25Damn, do you see how she's acting tough?

01:10:27He pretends to ignore me.

01:10:28What do I do, attack?

01:10:39Hey, I'm going to tell you something,

01:10:40because it's not time anymore.

01:10:42It's all a shame.

01:10:43You calm down,

01:10:44that you don't need to do anything.

01:10:46Hey, honey,

01:10:47have a good time.

01:11:00Shit.

01:11:00Who is it?

01:11:01Your mother.

01:11:02No, no, don't open it.

01:11:03Go crazy.

01:11:03Who has it?

01:11:04Whom?

01:11:05That?

01:11:06What do you want to get off that, man?

01:11:08Are we on equal footing?

01:11:09Yes, yes, yes, sorry.

01:11:10It's just that our decibel levels have gotten a little out of hand.

01:11:14How are you going to jump from there to your house?

01:11:16This patio is like the Bermuda Triangle.

01:11:17Many people have fallen.

01:11:19If my mother catches me, she won't see the street for a year.

01:11:20But it's not going to come in here.

01:11:22We can be buzzing, relaxed, talking about something.

01:11:26Don't worry, really.

01:11:27We've already turned down the music.

01:11:28Man, for God's sake, I have a sick girl at home, with a high fever.

01:11:32Yes, with fever, yes.

01:11:37Bye bye.

01:11:42Hold me and see if I can make it.

01:11:45But what are you doing?

01:11:46Nothing, he thinks he's Spiderman.

01:11:48Candela, stop being an idiot, you're going to kill yourself.

01:11:51Come on, here I am.

01:11:57Come on, the party's over, everyone out.

01:12:11What's happening?

01:12:12Go away now, damn it!

01:12:13I'm sleeping here on the couch, okay?

01:12:15That the fans of Terror are in the goal.

01:12:17You'll see how happy my aunt Choni becomes.

01:12:20José María, damn it, don't do that, damn it, they're like family.

01:12:24Of course, damn it, I'll buy one as soon as I can.

01:12:26Ah, Candela!

01:12:29Yes, come on, go on, sleep a little, I have to talk to José Miguel, okay?

01:12:33How handsome you are.

01:12:34Yes, yes, yes, come on, cover yourself.

01:12:35No, but don't go.

01:12:36Candela, please.

01:12:40Hey...

01:12:40That he got a little dizzy.

01:12:43Yes, Isabel, Pablo has drugged my daughter to abuse her.

01:12:47I found them in your bed.

01:12:49Hey...

01:12:50Sorry.

01:12:51Thank goodness you left me the keys.

01:12:53Well, and José Miguel has organized a party here

01:12:55of more than one hundred people.

01:12:57You should see how they've left the house.

01:13:00Well, thanks, huh?

01:13:02Hey, mamen.

01:13:04Yeah.

01:13:05Cheer up, huh?

01:13:06A little kiss.

01:13:08What happened?

01:13:10Nothing, don't worry.

01:13:12You rest, I'll take care of...

01:13:14Where did I put the orfinals?

01:13:18Virginio, let's go to the emergency room with the girl.

01:13:20Give him RU486.

01:13:22What?

01:13:23The morning after pill.

01:13:25Mom, I haven't done anything.

01:13:26But if it's the day after, why don't we wait until tomorrow?

01:13:32My goodness, how lucky we were, huh?

01:13:34Immigrant friends, I thank you for taking us in.

01:13:38And as a Spaniard, I want to give you my most sincere welcome to this, our country.

01:13:43Feel part of a future project based on tolerance and cultural mosqueaje

01:13:48which will make...

01:13:49But what are you doing?

01:13:50Where are you going?

01:13:51Don't stop!

01:13:53Are you coming?

01:13:54Where are you going?

01:13:56Hey, calm down, calm down, we're shipwrecked, eh?

01:13:58These guys are saving us, don't worry.

01:14:01We've been picked up!

01:14:01There is no one living here.

01:14:13Dad?

01:14:15No, it's me.

01:14:17Hello, good morning, sleepyhead.

01:14:19Hello.

01:14:21Don't worry, they're just four stupid yellows.

01:14:24Wait, I made you breakfast, huh?

01:14:27So I didn't dream it.

01:14:30My goodness.

01:14:33Of course, Rafael, what bad luck, huh?

01:14:35But hey, who could have put that bug in the elevator?

01:14:38Oh, what a bad beast.

01:14:39It's just that when it seemed like he was tired, I started biting myself somewhere else.

01:14:43I brought you some torrijas, which I know you like.

01:14:47These have been those of Cocifrasa.

01:14:49I took away that land next to the auditorium from them and they haven't forgiven me.

01:14:52Well, if the business world is one thing...

01:14:54But don't worry, you're going to get better.

01:14:58If he sees you.

01:14:59Look, I'll come back to see you again this afternoon and I'm going to bring you some zucchini cream.

01:15:03Moses, call the nurse, let her give me something to give me.

01:15:13Yes sir.

01:15:17How long have they been bringing illegal immigrants into the country?

01:15:20And come on, that's not what we do.

01:15:23It has been a chain of misfortunes.

01:15:24They have already saved us.

01:15:26They are the ones who bring hope to this rotten, degenerate capitalist society.

01:15:29Okay, shut up, please.

01:15:34My love.

01:15:35Ask them.

01:15:36They are my wife and my daughter.

01:15:37We are on vacation.

01:15:38Next time be more careful.

01:15:40It could have cost them their lives.

01:15:42Oh, Juan, what a big scare.

01:15:44Where were you going?

01:15:45To Western Sahara.

01:15:46You have friends on the Polisario front.

01:15:48Have you spoken to José Miguel?

01:15:50How's everything going at home?

01:15:50Good, good, everything very good, everything very quiet.

01:15:53What happened?

01:15:54Oh, it's so obvious.

01:15:55Isabel.

01:15:56Well, José threw me a party and left the house for a bit.

01:15:59And then Pablo got the neighbor's daughter drunk and got her into our bed.

01:16:03But otherwise everything is fine.

01:16:05Let's see you all quickly.

01:16:06Juan, we are in paradise.

01:16:08Forget them, they are far away.

01:16:10And you?

01:16:11We stayed.

01:16:12Yes, yes, it's a shame to lose the room, huh?

01:16:15Oh, what nerve you have.

01:16:16Be careful with the free buffet the cats have set up here.

01:16:24What a mess they've made of me.

01:16:26It's your fault.

01:16:27Why do they take out the garbage if they are on strike?

01:16:29It's that you live uninformed.

01:16:31Dad, because I work, not like you, who spends all day picking your nose.

01:16:35Ana, get out of here.

01:16:36Sorry, but I do more things than you think.

01:16:38I'm redecorating my life.

01:16:40So you're not angry anymore, right?

01:16:42No.

01:16:42Good morning.

01:16:43Be careful, you're going to spill shit on me.

01:16:44Look, look, my sample bottle.

01:16:48Fernando, let's move on now, okay?

01:16:50Ah, but this is yours.

01:16:51I'm just tired of saying it, huh?

01:16:53Don't throw plastic where organic waste is.

01:16:55Let's recycle a little now, shall we?

01:16:57Look, but...

01:16:58But what if there are two jars?

01:17:00It can't be, but I'll just throw yours away.

01:17:02Well, there are two.

01:17:03Wait, wait.

01:17:04This is mine, I made a fly to distinguish it.

01:17:07Well, if these are our samples,

01:17:09Whose bottle did I give to Ana yesterday?

01:17:10What do I know?

01:17:12But who else knew about insemination?

01:17:15No, no, it can't be.

01:17:17Mariano!

01:17:18Dad, what have you done?

01:17:20Wait, but this moment.

01:17:22No violence, if I can explain it to you.

01:17:24But you are completely crazy and sick.

01:17:25How dare you sneak into my house and put your semen in my fridge?

01:17:28Mauri, calm down.

01:17:29It's the same thing you've done.

01:17:30Yes, rest, go to my father, okay?

01:17:32Then he has a stroke and I have to take care of him.

01:17:34You are like a cuckoo.

01:17:35They lay their eggs treacherously and in other people's nests.

01:17:36I'm really sorry.

01:17:38Put yourself in my place.

01:17:39Fatherhood has always been my pending subject.

01:17:42I've always wanted to have a normal child.

01:17:45Oh, what an asshole, what am I?

01:17:46Emilio, you are not ready for this conversation.

01:17:49Call Ana, for God's sake, we have to stop this experiment.

01:17:51What do you think I'm doing?

01:17:52Have you paid for it?

01:17:53Wait, I'll call, but...

01:17:55Hey, what do you do in these cases?

01:17:56A uterus wash?

01:17:58Leave that embryo alone.

01:17:59He wants to live.

01:18:00Please take Dr. Frankenstein away from here.

01:18:02Go inside, go inside.

01:18:04Okay, let's see how the implementation went.

01:18:07This always reminds me of 1, 2, 3.

01:18:10Mayra read the cards.

01:18:12An apartment in Torrevieja, Alicante.

01:18:13Yes, yes, yes.

01:18:15Sorry.

01:18:21Mauri, I'm at the doctor's, I'll call you back.

01:18:23Wait, wait, don't hang up on me.

01:18:24The semen that Fernando gave you is not Fernando's.

01:18:26It was mine because I traded it.

01:18:28Well, we thought it was mine, but it's not mine either.

01:18:29It's Mariano's.

01:18:30That?

01:18:31That the father...

01:18:32It's going to be Mariano!

01:18:33Stop it all!

01:18:34Ana, congratulations.

01:18:35You are pregnant.

01:18:36Yes, yes, yes, yes, baby!

01:18:38Bea!

01:18:39What's happening?

01:18:40Do you have anything?

01:18:40I'm so hungry!

01:18:41Bea!

01:18:43Yes my love.

01:18:47I'm left alone.

01:18:49I'm alone again.

01:18:51Let's see, daughter.

01:18:53Marcelo.

01:18:54He was a handsome, young, smart boy.

01:18:57With a career, with money.

01:19:00And he liked you too, which is always the hardest part.

01:19:03Where was the problem?

01:19:04Mom, things aren't always black or white.

01:19:08No, of course not.

01:19:09In your case they are a dark grey that is scary.

01:19:11Come on.

01:19:12And on top of that, Emilio got the neighbor.

01:19:15With which neighbor?

01:19:16With the one below, the new one, the sister of...

01:19:18Mamen.

01:19:19But he's a guy.

01:19:22That?

01:19:23That's a man who has a penis, come on.

01:19:26What's your name, what did you say?

01:19:27Raúl or something like that.

01:19:29What are you saying?

01:19:30Yes, she is on hormones.

01:19:32They take more estrogen than me, dude.

01:19:36I don't know what's so funny to you.

01:19:38Emilio, she left you for a guy.

01:19:51You see how you can't trust?

01:19:53This kid was sent to a boarding school in Chernobyl if necessary.

01:19:56I swear to you that this is the last one that I...

01:19:57Oh well.

01:19:58That?

01:20:00They have closed the balconies treacherously.

01:20:02Well, Juan, that was not to be expected either.

01:20:06No, ours is too.

01:20:08Go on?

01:20:10Say...

01:20:10Oooh!

01:20:12They have snuck into our house to block our balcony.

01:20:14Well, well, well, well, well.

01:20:16Emilio!

01:20:17Oh, what post-vacation depression.

01:20:20It's brewing for me.

01:20:23I just can't believe it.

01:20:24It is the first time in the history of democracy

01:20:26that a president's home is raided to force him into confinement.

01:20:29No, Mr. Juan, you are no longer the president.

01:20:32Sorry.

01:20:33But he hasn't listened to the messages I left for him.

01:20:35Now the president is Higinio.

01:20:37There has been a coup d'état, Don Rafael.

01:20:38He has called a treacherous meeting.

01:20:40But what are you telling me?

01:20:41With your permission, I'm going to make a pipe.

01:20:47Holy blessed God!

01:20:49That?

01:20:51Kid.

01:20:52But you're here soon, aren't you?

01:20:53Where is José Miguel?

01:20:55They have closed themselves in their room.

01:20:56He doesn't want to go out.

01:20:56José Miguel!

01:20:58I saw him pick up some pliers.

01:21:00I think he's taking off his braces.

01:21:01Well, well.

01:21:03Let's take it one step at a time.

01:21:04I'm going to talk to Rafael to explain this nonsense to me.

01:21:07No, no, no, no.

01:21:07Leave it.

01:21:08If life has already punished him.

01:21:09Yesterday, Mrs. María Jesús's pitbull returned.

01:21:11He's in the hospital.

01:21:12The pitbull?

01:21:13Where is B's?

01:21:15Isabel?

01:21:16Yeah?

01:21:18Our DVD has been stolen.

01:21:22Well, how were your holidays?

01:21:24Did you have a good time?

01:21:24Yes, how are you?

01:21:25Have you taken any photos or...?

01:21:27Bam, bam, bam, bam!

01:21:35How are you!

01:21:37Hey!

01:21:39Careful, careful, careful, careful.

01:21:39Can you see me recorded?

01:21:40The security cameras are there to monitor the common areas, Paquito.

01:21:44Emilio, man, according to the statutes the gatehouse is a garbage court.

01:21:48Congratulations, Emilio.

01:21:49I'm really happy for both of them, really.

01:21:52Good Lord, how fate has dealt with me.

01:21:54It's amazing, huh?

01:21:55For once I've had an understanding with a woman, she goes and has a penis.

01:21:59Yes, Emilio, but she's not a woman, she's a guy.

01:22:01Hey, watch out, she's a woman trapped in a body.

01:22:04Well, yes, in a body.

01:22:06I don't know if it's one thing or another, but...

01:22:08trapped.

01:22:09Yes, but I see, right?

01:22:11You make a great couple.

01:22:12No, no, no, no, but Raquel is a very nice girl or a very nice man or woman.

01:22:16But the child's piece can be very big.

01:22:18Yes indeed.

01:22:19Imagine when he starts going bald.

01:22:21No, you son of a bitch.

01:22:23Listen, Emilio, I already have the whole family placed.

01:22:25My wife is staying with Mauri, they liked each other.

01:22:28Candela, as soon as I turn 16, for Pablo.

01:22:31And you stay with my brother-in-law Raúl.

01:22:33No, no, no.

01:22:34Listen, listen to what I say.

01:22:35Listen, but...

01:22:36That it is a very beautiful and very modern love.

01:22:38Yeah.

01:22:39Emilio, we didn't know you were gay.

01:22:41Ma'am, I'm not gay.

01:22:43What you were missing.

01:22:44You have been left without bloodshed this year.

01:22:46But hey, ladies, how do you find out everything so quickly?

01:22:48Friend, the shadow of the radiopatio is long.

01:22:53Dad, what do you think?

01:22:54I don't know, some bullshit or something?

01:22:56Leave him, leave him, leave him.

01:22:57That he has received some tests and is upset, the man.

01:23:01Low sperm concentration, almost zero motility and poor morphology.

01:23:07As if an analysis were needed to know that.

01:23:10This, they were.

01:23:11Is it a medical intelligence?

01:23:13Come on, Rafa!

01:23:14Mariano, who is being looked at through a microscope.

01:23:15If they don't move, they're not moving.

01:23:17No, be careful.

01:23:18The thing is, my sperm is like Ronaldo.

01:23:21They only run when it is essential.

01:23:24Emilio, I need an answer about my brother-in-law.

01:23:26Are you serious or not?

01:23:28Mr. President, don't bother me, don't bother me because no, no, no, no.

01:23:32But I'm paying for the wedding.

01:23:34And you can even get me to take the fucking light out, just imagine.

01:23:36It's not that, it's not that.

01:23:37So what is it?

01:23:38That's not it, then.

01:23:40What is it?

01:23:41I'm going to ask for a counter-analysis like Ben Johnson.

01:23:44Lale, you scare me!

01:23:45If there is no one to live.

Aquí no hay quien viva - 5x04 - Erase un presidente de vacaciones - HD 1080

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