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Gogglebox Ireland Season 11 Episode 4
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00:00It wasn't gone up into his stomach.
00:01And isn't that...
00:02No, well, you can't see no trace of it, so...
00:06But maybe that's why he wasn't a humpy dog.
00:10Oh, shut up, my show's on.
00:17Oh, why is he doing this?
00:19Jesus Christ, he don't give you any warning.
00:21Told you what I tell you.
00:24Oh, my God.
00:25Oh, lad.
00:27Is this actually happening?
00:30And they make mic drop.
00:32That's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever said.
00:41In the week that an awfully man drove Europe to Ryder Cup victory,
00:45we watched loads of great telly.
00:49RTE1 took us on a lively night out with a group of siblings on Sunday.
00:55I would love this.
00:56I'd be severely entertained if this broke out.
00:58I would be so jealous that I wasn't a part of it.
01:01I just don't like people having fun.
01:03We were introduced to a sun-kissed viral sensation on Channel 4.
01:07Well, he's kind of look like...
01:09What, the lobster?
01:10Now the hair.
01:13Oh, my God, oh, my God.
01:15I love we live in the world where this man is a thing.
01:17And on Friday morning,
01:19Virgin Media 1 woke us up with some girl talk.
01:22It is a cry to women to really embrace their intimate health.
01:28Do you know if you met her out now and you're after a few drinks,
01:30you'd be like,
01:31look, does that look all right?
01:33In Dundalk...
01:39Turning 34 next week, are you excited?
01:41I'm not turning 34.
01:42I'm turning 33.
01:43OK.
01:44David and his wife, Sarah.
01:47Are you excited?
01:48Sad?
01:48No.
01:49Well, I am.
01:49I'm happy to be 33 because I like...
01:52I just like the number.
01:53It's just nice to say.
01:54Yeah.
01:54But I'm ageing like a dead corpse.
01:57Like, I've started to notice it.
01:59Like, I just see a little...
02:00So when you look back in pictures
02:01and you just start seeing bits of hair
02:03that aren't there anymore.
02:04And then, worst case,
02:06when I brought you up to the hospital,
02:07the nurse said,
02:08is that your dad?
02:09Yeah, she did.
02:10She literally did that.
02:11It was so funny.
02:11She goes to me,
02:12is that your dad out there?
02:13You were standing right beside me
02:14when she opened the door.
02:15So, I'm happy.
02:17I'm feeling good about myself,
02:18but not, like, looks-wise.
02:20I feel like a bag of shit.
02:21On Thursday,
02:23a brand new series on Netflix
02:25had us drinking in
02:26some Dublin-based drama.
02:30Sex, nudity, language,
02:32violence, discrimination.
02:33It has it all.
02:38Oh, it's the House of Guinness.
02:39Oh, Guinness.
02:40Oh, cool.
02:42Today, they bury Benjamin Guinness.
02:45It's in James' case.
02:46I was born just across from that
02:4898 years later, Jax.
02:501966 in Bema.
02:51Oh, he was born.
02:52Oh, this is just going to make you
02:54want a pint at the end of it,
02:55isn't it?
02:56Yeah.
02:56Sure, I used to have to drink
02:57a glass of Guinness when I was a kid
02:58because I was too skinny.
03:00And I used to sit up at the counter
03:01with the old fellas,
03:02and it was bitter,
03:04and I'd have a dimpled whiskey glass
03:05this size full of Guinness every day.
03:08It was disgusting.
03:09I used to hate it,
03:09but that's what started me on my way.
03:12In the show,
03:13we followed the dramatic fallout
03:15after the death of the head
03:17of the Guinness family.
03:18The colour of him.
03:20Well, he's dead.
03:21Yeah, I know.
03:22What?
03:24What's he at?
03:25I think he's trying to make him
03:26a smile, is he?
03:29Oh.
03:30Oh!
03:31This funeral parade
03:33for a rich unionist
03:35shall not go unchallenged!
03:39Are the Guinness family British?
03:41Or Irish?
03:42God, I don't know.
03:43They have money.
03:43I presume they're British.
03:53Through what timeline
03:54are we in right now?
03:55I actually don't know.
03:551890, whatever it was.
03:58This is loosely based
03:59on a true story.
04:00Very loosely.
04:01God damn, I am a man!
04:04Are we meant to be on their side?
04:09Oh, Jesus Christ.
04:12There's no fuck with you on that, isn't it?
04:13I don't know which side is which.
04:23Get your bread out, get your bread out.
04:25Get your bread out.
04:26We're not a mad one.
04:28Is this...
04:29Kneecap?
04:29Kneecap?
04:30Yeah, yeah.
04:30Oh.
04:31I don't know what it is.
04:32There's something in my genetics
04:34that when music like that comes on,
04:36I just want to put on, like, a balaclava.
04:38Get your bread out, get your bread out,
04:40get your bread out.
04:41We're not a mad one.
04:43That's concerning to think what's going on.
04:47I will when I figure it out.
04:50We met a leader of the local Fenian brotherhood
04:52and his sister
04:54as they plotted against the Guinnesses.
04:56We men have begun to make preparations as well.
04:59They'll open the gates tonight
05:01so that we can light our fires.
05:02If you burn their barrels,
05:05they will have their excuse to take you
05:07and they will string you up.
05:10Come with me, you bonehead.
05:12Bonehead, the popular term in 1800s Ireland.
05:16At least they've got the Irish accents right.
05:18There's nothing fucking worse
05:19than when they get the Irish accents wrong.
05:21What a star.
05:22With his body barely cold,
05:24we saw Benjamin's heirs tussle
05:25for control of the famous family business.
05:28Yet tomorrow,
05:30by the reading of the will,
05:32since I am the eldest son,
05:34the brewery in its entirety
05:35will be left to me.
05:36Fucking tash.
05:37I know, yeah.
05:39I'd love to grow a tash like that.
05:41I would buy it from you.
05:43The whole thing.
05:45With what?
05:45With an agreement.
05:47Maybe 30% of the profits.
05:49For doing nothing.
05:50Planning the succession plan already
05:52at their dad's funeral.
05:53We have no need for lawyers
05:55or accountants, brother.
05:57Our love is our bond.
05:59Slimy fucker.
06:01Do you know what I noticed?
06:01There was no colour in the clothing back then.
06:03Everything was like black and grey and boring.
06:06Dave, this is a funeral.
06:07Oh.
06:14Oh, these guys are still gonna do their nonsense.
06:18He didn't listen to the woman.
06:20No.
06:21Are they gonna burn the barrels?
06:22Looks like it.
06:24Is Guinness flammable?
06:25Alcohol would be flammable.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Is Guinness flammable?
06:27Like if you put a match into a pint.
06:29No, not like whiskey.
06:30This makes me feel
06:37Guinness is highly explosive.
06:39I...
06:40I was just thinking about
06:48having a pint of Guinness this weekend.
06:49I'm right off the idea now.
06:50I need a source of new stout.
06:52Are we sure about all this?
06:53Yeah.
06:54Can't be doing that.
06:55Like, that's unbelievable.
06:56The Irish have been through
06:57a lot of shit, haven't they?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Like the famine, yeah, obviously.
07:02I nearly lose in Guinness.
07:03I'm glad that's your takeaway from this.
07:08In Ballymun...
07:10They look gorgeous.
07:11How did you make them?
07:13Meet Paul, Charlene, Rhys and Kayleigh.
07:16The Flynn Fitzgerald family.
07:18Oolah, Betty, chocolate.
07:21Yes.
07:21Did they use the real white buttons or...?
07:23Oui, oui.
07:25Right.
07:27Can I have one?
07:28Can I get a first taste?
07:31Can I get...
07:31Well, I'm taking it.
07:32Okay.
07:33It actually looks good.
07:35I don't know.
07:36I don't...
07:38They're chewy.
07:39Mmm.
07:40They're chewy and gooey.
07:41On Friday, things got a little bit fabulous
07:44as a long-running series returned to BBC One.
07:50Oh, my God!
07:53Tonight, with Michelle the star...
07:56I love her.
07:57Alan Carr.
07:58I love Alan Carr.
07:59Joel Thomas.
08:00I love Joel Thomas a lot.
08:02Keep the cushion where it is.
08:04I love...
08:05I do enjoy British drag, in a way.
08:13It is clever.
08:13It is clever.
08:14The show introduced us to a couple of queens with a familiar lilt.
08:18Hi, my name is Elle Vosk.
08:20I'm 22 and I'm from Belfast in Northern Ireland.
08:23Oh, she's a Nordic queen.
08:25Does she all kind of tell you recently?
08:26No.
08:27I'm actually very confused.
08:29Hi, my name is Bonnie Anne Clyde.
08:31I'm 30 years old.
08:32I'm originally from Dublin, and I am a funny girl.
08:35Oh, she's from Dublin!
08:37Oh, no way!
08:38Oh, da-da-da-da-da!
08:40I'm the first ever queen from the Republic of Ireland on Drag Race.
08:43I'm glad they let her in, because they always exclude us.
08:45I'm trying to apply for bake-off, and no one let me in.
08:48Bullshit.
08:48How do you two know each other?
08:49We do a bit of cabaret together.
08:51You're fab. She plays the violin.
08:52I do.
08:53And I play the skin flute, so...
08:54Is this actually meant to be a comedy show,
08:57or is it meant to be a fucking serious thing?
08:59Good morning, Ladykins.
09:01Good morning!
09:04RuPaul always has the best suits.
09:05I would die.
09:07I would die if I met RuPaul.
09:09Oh, Brick Crew!
09:12Did it get warmer in here?
09:18No, thank you.
09:21Racers, start your engines.
09:24And may the best drag queen win.
09:26I wonder what I'd look if I went in drag.
09:28I don't know if it would come out well.
09:30The bearded lady.
09:31So, you're the first queen from Dublin?
09:33I'm the first queen from, like, Dublin,
09:35and the whole Republic of Ireland as well.
09:37Why does he have no eyebrows?
09:38Because they draw them on.
09:39Oh!
09:40They're martyrs for their art.
09:41Oh!
09:45Look at the frock.
09:46Gorgeous.
09:47Iconic.
09:48I tell you, look at the figure.
09:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
09:52That's a dress.
09:54I know.
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:56Tonight on the runway, category is queen of your hometown.
10:01I love this part.
10:03Queen of Belfast, Elle Voss.
10:06I am doing Belfast proud by serving the Titanic Museum.
10:09It is located right where the Titanic was built.
10:11Near the building?
10:13It's a bit...
10:13Why wouldn't she dress as the Titanic?
10:16She is handsome.
10:17She is pretty.
10:18She is Elle from Belfast City.
10:20To be fair, that was a cool costume.
10:22It generally looks like something your ma would make with cardboard for a Halloween costume.
10:26I do not agree with that.
10:27Queen of Dublin.
10:29Bonnie Anne Clyde.
10:31Why is she meant to be like a hybrid of a bishop?
10:34St. Patrick.
10:35Oh, yeah.
10:36I didn't notice the snake.
10:37St. Patrick is our patron saint.
10:39And I really wanted to make like a fierce version of that to bring to the runway.
10:43Can't see the point of that, Bseth.
10:44We were gripped as we waited to find out who would be crowned this week's Queen Queen.
10:50I've made some decisions.
10:53Whatever Vaseline they've put in the camera lens for all of these people is quite remarkable.
10:57Elle Voss.
10:59At the Brit Gala, you were a Titanic success.
11:06Congratulations.
11:07You were the winner of this week's challenge.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:10Fucking doves getting robbed again.
11:15To the moon.
11:17To the moon.
11:19To the moon.
11:20That's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever said.
11:22Book Delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland.
11:33Book Delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland.
11:42In Kilkenny.
11:44The most awkward thing we've ever had to do in our lives.
11:48The Saunders family.
11:50The time that you brought in the packet, the condom packet and the banana and told us how you made us.
11:57She did, yeah, she did, yeah.
12:00I did.
12:01And I went in to him then and I said, well, that's another job, Dom.
12:04What did you do?
12:05I said, I just showed him how to put on a condom.
12:07He said, you what?
12:08I said, when they were small, did you teach him how to tie their shoes?
12:11Yeah.
12:12Did you teach him how to wash their face and hands?
12:14Yeah.
12:14So why not teach him how to put on a condom?
12:16Being responsible.
12:17And then I, when I knew they were going, if they were going out or anything, there'd be a little packet of condoms under their pillow.
12:24So was it Jack who was going out the gate?
12:26She roared from the back door.
12:29Have you got your condoms?
12:32I hope it wasn't him.
12:33Must have been Stevie then.
12:35I mean, if it was raining, you'd say, have your rain caught.
12:38On Thursday night, RTE1 showed us this very serious show about a very serious problem.
12:46Pram time.
12:48Ireland in bits.
12:50Anti-social behaviour, ranging from low-level incidents like graffiti to violent attacks, appears to be surging across the country.
12:57It's always been like that.
12:59It's always bleeding long, disorder.
13:00I don't think it's been as bad, Dave.
13:02It is frightening now.
13:03Geraldine Kearney runs the Landis and Circle K in Castletroy in Limerick City.
13:10This is the shop invasion.
13:12We had seven kids aged between the ages of 10 and 12.
13:1710-year-old.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Just see.
13:20The surprising thing is, an awful lot of young girls, they're coming to rob vapes.
13:26Vapes?
13:27At 12?
13:28And they'll start shouting at you, you're not allowed to put a finger on me.
13:33And you're not allowed to touch me.
13:35They get up on my shop's counter.
13:38Bang!
13:38Spartan kicked.
13:39Well, if they're like that on the streets, what are they like behind the doors?
13:42Well, obviously, monkey see, monkey do.
13:45I've been hit five times.
13:48They're taking between 150 and 200 churros worth of product.
13:52Like, whose kids are these?
13:53Yeah, that's the fucking thing.
13:55They know that under the age of 12, that the justice system isn't there.
14:01Years ago, if a fella was caught shoplifting, the guards were called.
14:05Guards went down and gave him a clip around the ear, kicking the hole.
14:08They brought him up to the parents.
14:09The parents gave him another clip around the ear, kicking the hole.
14:11And that was the end of it.
14:12There was no charges, no summonses or nothing at all.
14:14But they turned out to decent people.
14:16I know you can't do it these days as well.
14:17There's no respect anymore.
14:20Shoplifting accounts for 97% of crime reported by retailers.
14:23This footage from a Dublin shop shows how some people brazenly shoplift.
14:27The owner has told Primetime that the perpetrators have no fear of reprisal.
14:32Anita, I was in Liddles probably about two months ago.
14:36And this woman came in and she filled her bag up and walked out.
14:41And I went to the security guard and I said,
14:44can you not see what she's doing?
14:46He says, yeah, what can we do?
14:48And I told her and says, okay then.
14:50So if I go and fill my bag, are you going to stop me?
14:53And he went.
14:53Many people would say that they feel less safe.
14:58And they feel there's almost like this menace in the air.
15:02It's not just Dublin.
15:03I feel like it's everywhere.
15:05I don't know.
15:05Like, I don't find Belfast to be as, like,
15:07I would be much calmer in Belfast.
15:09I don't know why.
15:10Oh, piss off.
15:10No, I do be.
15:11No way.
15:12Well, I got punched in the face that one time in Belfast.
15:17Yeah.
15:17Jennifer, not her real name, moved to Ireland earlier this year
15:21and lives in a town in Leinster where she has been tormented
15:24by a group of teenagers.
15:25I'm in a gay relationship.
15:28So I guess it started with, like, bangs on the windows.
15:33What you need is a neighbour that knows him to go out and say,
15:36I'm that in my street and I'm sick of it.
15:39They just love to pick on anybody that's different.
15:42And my partner was coming home from work
15:45and there was a group of lads.
15:48They were calling her a lot of, like, homophobic slurs.
15:53I think there's a real naivety with people in general
15:57since marriage equality.
15:58Oh, I know that.
15:58Everything's fine.
15:58That the public sentiment is, this stuff doesn't happen.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Where the reality of it is, it did get better,
16:04but it is now definitely going up.
16:06I feel far more vulnerable now than what I did.
16:09In 2015?
16:10Yeah.
16:10There's certain times where I'm in certain areas
16:12where you absolutely watch yourself out of pure fear.
16:15The psychology behind that is
16:17when young people are either growing up in a toxic environment
16:20or they feel like they have no opportunities
16:23or no aspirations,
16:24that they can take back some control
16:26by being in control of the physical environment.
16:30There has to sometimes come to a point
16:31where there's some accountability.
16:33You can't just constantly blame everyone else for everything.
16:35And I know you can have a shit upbringing,
16:37but find a way out of it.
16:38Sometimes you need to have that, like,
16:40you can't keep blaming everyone else for your problems.
16:42The Department of Justice has told Primetime
16:44it hopes new community safety partnerships
16:47will be rolled out across all local authorities
16:49by the end of the year.
16:51However, opinions differ on how to curb young offenders.
16:54Can we not, like, put tags on them,
16:57like wrist, like ankle tags, like Lindsay Lohan?
16:59Monitoring, yeah?
17:00Yeah, lock them all in their houses.
17:01Yeah, I think I've solved it.
17:08In Cork...
17:09I was chatting to one of the girls the other day, right?
17:12Dale and her wife, Dawn.
17:14We were discussing about how I personally think
17:18that the national dish of Ireland should be potato sandwich
17:22because, like, stew is grand and all, right?
17:25It's, like, meaty soup, right?
17:27Potato sandwiches are elite
17:29and it should be the national dish,
17:31do you know what I mean?
17:31Like, and I was saying about how, like,
17:34I like the normal potatoes
17:35but I also like salt and vinegar
17:36and I was like, listen,
17:37I'm not going to die on the hill
17:38when it comes to salt and vinegar
17:39because it's kind of like pineapple on a pizza,
17:42you know, like, you either like it or you don't,
17:43whatever, grand.
17:44It kind of is, right?
17:45Grand.
17:46I have done, I have done, like,
17:48a sandwich of some sort,
17:50so, like, ham and cheese.
17:51I have done ham and cheese
17:52and then cheese and onion, though.
17:53Yeah.
17:54To enhance the cheese flavour.
17:56Agreed.
17:57Potato sandwich, national dish.
17:59I've proven my point now.
18:02On Wednesday night,
18:03Channel 4 pulled back the curtain
18:05on the day-to-day life
18:06of a viral sensation.
18:11Dad, I beat the final boss!
18:15Everything happened so fast.
18:17This was just this summer.
18:18How is there a documentary on him?
18:23Beat the final boss!
18:25Not this fucking clown.
18:27What does he do even, Verl?
18:28I'm waiting to see what he does.
18:29He's a boss, isn't he?
18:32Seven seconds of footage,
18:34one TikTok post,
18:35and a unique trim
18:36absolutely broke the internet.
18:39I just can't.
18:41He looks like a mushroom.
18:42Just like that,
18:44the Ibiza final boss
18:45was born,
18:46launching countless memes.
18:48Let's never forget that clip
18:49of you dancing in Panty Bar
18:50that was in Channel 4 News.
18:52I'll never forget it.
18:53Marjorie Gawley,
18:54and there you are.
18:56If he plays it right,
18:59reports show that Jack
19:00could bank six figures
19:02before summer is even out.
19:04It's just the epitome
19:06of a yuck brow,
19:07like the absolute caricature
19:09all wrapped into one.
19:12The programme gave us
19:13some insight
19:14into what life has been like
19:16since that now infamous video.
19:19It's unbelievable,
19:20like, to live this life
19:21is just a dream,
19:22want to see.
19:23Isn't it just madness, though,
19:24for looking like a tech prick?
19:26That's what he got famous for.
19:27With just two days
19:28until he's back in Ibiza,
19:31Jack's making sure
19:32his trim is flawless.
19:34His hair at the front
19:35looks like straw.
19:36I thought he was wearing a cap.
19:38How often do you get
19:39your hair cut here?
19:40It's like three times a week.
19:41Three times a week?
19:41Three times a week, no.
19:42Three times a week
19:43he's getting his hair cut
19:44and it still looks like that.
19:45It's worse than you.
19:46Stop.
19:47Yeah, you fucking go
19:48once a week if you're good.
19:49You go on the menu there,
19:51egg-final boss trim.
19:52Oh, no.
19:54Why would anyone
19:55want to get their hair cut
19:56like that deliberately?
19:57I know girls that
19:58don't keep that maintenance.
20:00That's excessive.
20:01Look at me bleeding roots, like.
20:04We watched
20:04as Jack sat down
20:06with a talent agent
20:07to see what his future holds.
20:09You're the most viral guy
20:10on the planet,
20:11probably, at the minute.
20:11The last 30 days
20:12you've had it.
20:13You've got to reach
20:13about 150 million
20:15on your Instagram,
20:16which is incredible.
20:17I just think
20:18as a society
20:19we've all just lost the plot.
20:20Top UK brands
20:22like Curry's, Gregg's
20:23and Halford's
20:24have already jumped
20:25on Jack's viral fame.
20:26It's kind of look like...
20:28What, the lobster?
20:29Now the hair.
20:32Sure.
20:33You've been there
20:33a couple of times, haven't you?
20:34Yeah.
20:35I've been there too.
20:37It was more like
20:38a tourist destination
20:39in those days,
20:39not for a couple of times.
20:40It was, yeah.
20:42Good one, ma'am.
20:43Let's go, man.
20:45A local yacht company
20:46has invited Jack
20:47and seven of his mates
20:48out for a day on the water.
20:50Is it a fine pair of legs on him?
20:52Look at it built, yeah.
20:55Broad-shouldered.
20:56This yacht's Ibiza,
20:57best on the island.
20:58Soar me and my friends
20:59out of here.
21:00But she's like,
21:00I can't get it on the boat
21:01and find it Ibiza, baby.
21:03Jack posts the clip
21:04and by sunset
21:05it's already hit
21:061.5 million views.
21:08Wow.
21:10Wow.
21:10Good on you.
21:12Later, we followed Jack
21:13back to London
21:14as he prepared
21:15for yet another
21:16public engagement.
21:18Jack needs to keep
21:19a clear head
21:20for the broadcast tomorrow
21:21as his performance
21:22could make or break
21:23future brand deals.
21:25But as he touches
21:26down in the capital
21:27he gets a DM
21:28from a Mayfair restaurant
21:29and a few moments later.
21:35The boss is back.
21:36I kept the impression
21:37this man
21:38does not have much
21:39else to do.
21:43But he hasn't got
21:44the woke ethic at all
21:45doesn't he?
21:46He just wants to go in.
21:47Good morning Jack.
21:48A.K.A.I.B.
21:49for Fired World Boss.
21:50What's happening?
21:51Yay!
21:53Although,
21:54this is quite early for you.
21:55This would be
21:55my worst nightmare.
21:56Going into a very
21:57brightly lit room
21:58at 8am
21:58hungover
21:59having people
22:00shout at me.
22:00Oh my God.
22:01Can you please
22:01introduce your song
22:02for us right now
22:03on Kiss Breakfast?
22:05Yeah, it's
22:05getting a noise.
22:07Conor Beats,
22:08Jack here.
22:09Oh my God.
22:10Your man's asleep.
22:11What are you doing
22:12you idiot though?
22:13I mean you're getting
22:13this weird chance
22:14out of nowhere.
22:15Don't be a dope.
22:15What do they expect though?
22:19That's his thing.
22:20Of course, yeah.
22:20He defeats
22:21a final boss.
22:22Yeah.
22:22He has to party now.
22:25Jack's radio show
22:26was not the best.
22:28Don't tell me
22:28it's all over
22:29before it's begun.
22:30I've seen this story
22:31play out with
22:32Amy Winehouse.
22:33I wouldn't really
22:34put him in the same
22:35front as Amy Winehouse.
22:37Turns out his talent, Dave.
22:38Hopefully he does
22:39something good
22:39with all the money
22:40he gets and doesn't
22:41just like fuck it away.
22:42Hair extensions.
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23:00In Donegal
23:05Men were brittle
23:07in them days.
23:07They would shout out
23:08and whistle at you.
23:09They were so sexist.
23:11Barbara
23:11and her sister
23:12Janet
23:13And I would run a mile.
23:15I would be cut
23:16Oh I would love it
23:17if a man whistled at me now.
23:18That never offended me.
23:19Fuck that.
23:20These decided me
23:20they're always
23:21Ginger
23:22do you
23:23what is it
23:24do you snap?
23:25And I went
23:25no I bite
23:26and I would run a mile.
23:28No.
23:28I didn't mind
23:30the wolf whistles.
23:30I find it as a compliment
23:31and it was
23:32it was
23:34you know
23:35Some of them
23:35are dirty old buggers.
23:38You know
23:38they'll say
23:38show me your tits
23:39and all that crap.
23:40And if you did
23:40they would shit themselves.
23:41On Sunday night
23:43a new drama series
23:45on RTE1
23:46introduced us
23:47to this group
23:48of sisters.
23:48They'd ask you
23:49what you'd like
23:50and you'd say
23:52what my sisters
23:53haven't said
23:53Oh it's your one
23:54from Derry Girls
23:55I love her.
23:56She's great.
23:57We've eaten here.
23:58Don't remember being that.
23:58Much fun.
23:59But I guess
24:01a part of me
24:02just thought
24:03it'd always be
24:04the other way around
24:06I feel like
24:07on nights out
24:08like there's
24:08a whole
24:09other type
24:10of night
24:11going on.
24:15Oh God.
24:20Christ.
24:21She's like a corpse.
24:27I'm not
24:27getting a fright.
24:31I'm dying
24:31to see this.
24:32This is going to be
24:33about breakups
24:33and stuff isn't it?
24:34It's going to be
24:34about life Jim.
24:35Yeah.
24:38And Marion Cays
24:39is a good writer
24:40you know.
24:41Who's Marion Cays?
24:41She's a writer
24:42so it's a...
24:43Well I know
24:43she's a writer
24:43but she's a good writer
24:45like.
24:46What are you doing?
24:47Hey.
24:48Hey.
24:48Are you okay?
24:50I couldn't wake you.
24:51Sit up.
24:51She won't have to
24:52wake up.
24:53Give her a minute
24:53do you know what I mean?
24:54A hangover
24:55is locking at this.
24:56I know.
24:56I called an ambulance.
24:58You what?
24:58What?
24:59Of course I called an ambulance.
25:00You're going to have
25:00to shake your vitals
25:01Rachel.
25:02I was shaking her
25:03she wasn't breathing.
25:03Okay look
25:03can we all just
25:04calm down please?
25:05This is how I felt
25:05when you came back
25:06from Sandy Boone.
25:07And I had to
25:08take care of you
25:09the whole fucking night.
25:10I was one inch
25:11from just pushing you
25:12out that fucking window.
25:13The worst part is
25:14I have no memory
25:14of that night.
25:15Yeah.
25:16I had to put towels
25:16on the floor
25:17because I got fucking
25:17vomiting.
25:18My boyfriend
25:19called for an ambulance
25:20but I just want to
25:21cancel it.
25:23You can't even
25:24cancel the new
25:24bereaved.
25:25How can you cancel
25:25an ambulance?
25:26Rachel's obviously
25:27the troublemaker
25:28anyway isn't she?
25:29Later
25:29the show took us
25:30back on the set
25:31as Rachel was joined
25:33by the rest of
25:33the Walsh clan.
25:39Guys we need to
25:40do a dance
25:40to retain to something.
25:41I've been saying
25:42this for weeks.
25:43I would love this.
25:44I'd be severely
25:45entertained if this
25:46broke out.
25:47I would be so jealous
25:48that I wasn't a part
25:48of it.
25:48I just don't like
25:49people having fun.
25:51Get off the floor.
25:54I've done that before.
25:55Not the warm
25:56but I like.
25:57Yeah I was like
25:57you can do the warm.
25:58No I like
25:58come to the wall
25:59and I do the handstand.
26:00When you don't text me
26:01it's like everything's
26:02wrong.
26:04I mean I hated
26:05not replying to you
26:06but I don't know
26:06what to say to you
26:07Rachel.
26:07Get out of that
26:08relationship man.
26:08You know what you
26:09have to do.
26:10Oh.
26:11Fuck sorry.
26:12I'm a bit drunk.
26:13No she needs to
26:13sort herself out.
26:14Yeah.
26:15She's going to
26:15dry dock for a week.
26:16I'm trying to
26:18subtly suggest
26:19that we leave.
26:21Okay.
26:22If I was him
26:23I would get away
26:23from this one.
26:24Get away from
26:25them wall sisters.
26:26There's something
26:26wrong with them.
26:27I give up Rachel.
26:30Oh.
26:31She's no respect
26:32for him.
26:33There's no respect
26:34for herself.
26:35For herself.
26:36How's she?
26:36Well he's obviously
26:37a good guy
26:38and she's wasting
26:39him isn't she?
26:40Rachel had us
26:41a little concerned
26:42as she continued
26:43the party
26:43with an old
26:44work friend.
26:45Me as well.
26:46You look like
26:47you could do it
26:47with a lot more
26:48on this one.
26:49Do you have some?
26:50Maybe.
26:55He's going to
26:56cook on that
26:56now later.
26:57It's red as well
26:58in between
26:58they cook raw meat.
27:00Imagine snorting
27:01a bit of salmonella.
27:02Rachel.
27:04Oh.
27:05Jesus.
27:07Oh fuck.
27:10Rachel can you
27:10tell us what
27:11happened?
27:12Drugs is rampant
27:13though.
27:14Like everywhere.
27:14This is like when
27:15all the 14 year olds
27:16in my school
27:17have to get their
27:18stomach pumped
27:18after St. Patrick's
27:19Day.
27:20Lovely.
27:21This just isn't
27:21the reaction.
27:22Are you okay?
27:23Yeah.
27:23No I'm totally fine.
27:25Honestly.
27:25What I need
27:26is a ranny.
27:27Give me one
27:28please.
27:29You've been here
27:30a lot.
27:31Last month
27:32there was the
27:32shoulder,
27:33a dislocated
27:34kneecap,
27:34the glass shard
27:35in the hand,
27:36two sprained ankles.
27:37There was
27:37slippery stairs.
27:38She only likes
27:40a bit of crack.
27:43She's only
27:44a mad lad.
27:45We are advising
27:46some rehabilitation
27:47and support for you.
27:48Well sorry
27:49like
27:50rehab.
27:52Yeah but when
27:53you're young
27:53you think you're
27:53immune to
27:54having like
27:55addiction issues.
27:58Oh where are you
27:59going?
28:01Why are you
28:01interrogating me?
28:03She's to take
28:04responsibility.
28:05She's to take
28:05ownership of what
28:06she's done.
28:07You just see
28:07what you want
28:07to see Anna.
28:09Drug addicts.
28:11Oh that's
28:11gaslighting.
28:12Yeah.
28:13Chase this is
28:13deep isn't it?
28:14For a Sunday
28:14night.
28:15Very deep
28:16oh my god.
28:17We got a sense
28:17of deja vu
28:18as we went
28:19for yet another
28:20drink with
28:20Rachel.
28:21Seriously
28:21call her.
28:24Okay.
28:25Are we still
28:26wearing the top
28:26from last night
28:27for the love
28:27of fucking
28:28God?
28:29Hey Anna.
28:30I'm sorry
28:31you're right.
28:32I'm sorry
28:33you're right.
28:34I
28:34I think
28:35a bit of time
28:36away at rehab
28:37might be good
28:37for me.
28:38He has to
28:39tell her what
28:39to say.
28:40That's helpful
28:40isn't it?
28:41It's not
28:42coming from
28:42her is it?
28:43Will you
28:44please pick
28:44me up?
28:47So is
28:48the sister
28:48to the rescue
28:49up two-way
28:50street or?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Shit sorry
28:52it's right here.
28:57Oh my god.
28:59Oh no.
29:00I didn't see
29:01that coming.
29:03Oh snap
29:04I want to
29:04see the next
29:05room.
29:06That's a shame.
29:08Do you think
29:08she's dead?
29:09Yeah.
29:13In a thigh.
29:14He keeps
29:14him with
29:15hitting me.
29:15It's really
29:16annoying me
29:16now.
29:17What's he
29:17doing?
29:17The
29:17gruffer
29:18cheese.
29:19Go on
29:19do it.
29:20Do what you
29:20do.
29:21Why do you
29:21do it?
29:22So I do
29:22this voice
29:23like he'll
29:23say something
29:24to me.
29:25Will you
29:26ever clean
29:26up that
29:27room?
29:27Will you
29:27ever clean
29:28up that
29:28room?
29:29Try
29:29me
29:30because I
29:30know he's
29:31getting at
29:31me.
29:32And I
29:33try not
29:33to.
29:34It's easy
29:34trigger you
29:35though.
29:35Because you're
29:35asking him to
29:36clean and
29:36that's
29:37annoying.
29:37So he's
29:38going to
29:38annoy you
29:38back.
29:39I know
29:39but the
29:39face is a
29:40shithole.
29:41I'm
29:41sliding that
29:42bad man.
29:43Alex it
29:44is because
29:44you still have
29:46your holiday
29:46clothes in
29:47your suitcase.
29:47I brought
29:47them down.
29:48Right?
29:49Brought
29:49them down.
29:50Four weeks
29:50after your
29:51holiday.
29:52My
29:52drop.
29:53Doesn't
29:53matter.
29:54Still
29:54brought
29:54them
29:54down.
29:55Clean
29:55up your
29:56room.
29:56Well FIFA
29:56came out
29:57so no.
29:58There you
29:58go.
29:58Oh my
29:59God.
29:59That's the
30:00problem.
30:00And again
30:01clean your
30:02room.
30:02Clean your
30:03room.
30:04Stop
30:04it.
30:05This week
30:06we logged
30:07on to
30:07Discovery
30:07Plus as
30:08they took
30:09us on an
30:09international
30:10quest for
30:11romance.
30:15Let's
30:15how come
30:16we always
30:16want to be
30:17watching this
30:18kind of
30:18stuff.
30:19Cause
30:20Helen
30:20life's
30:21too
30:21fucking
30:21serious.
30:22I'm
30:23Victoria
30:23I'm
30:2439.
30:24In a
30:25few
30:25hours I'm
30:26headed to
30:26the airport
30:26going to
30:27Ireland.
30:28She's
30:28come to
30:29Ireland.
30:29Cause I
30:30believe the
30:30man of
30:31my dreams
30:31is there
30:32waiting for
30:32me.
30:33And then
30:33she gets
30:33an Irish
30:34fella in
30:34Asia
30:34so
30:35flayden
30:35numpty.
30:37So like
30:37why
30:38specifically
30:38like
30:39Ireland?
30:40I don't
30:40know it's
30:40just like
30:41the Irish
30:42way of
30:43being I
30:43guess like
30:44their
30:44lifestyle
30:45and you
30:46know
30:46like
30:46don't
30:46spend
30:46so
30:46much
30:47time
30:47in
30:47pubs.
30:48She's
30:48a
30:48melt.
30:49She's
30:49going
30:50to
30:50get
30:50afraid
30:50because
30:50we
30:51generally
30:51start
30:51fierce
30:52early
30:52tomorrow
30:52and we
30:52work
30:53like
30:53dogs
30:53all
30:53day
30:53long.
30:54Not a lot
30:54of Irish
30:55girls have
30:55fake boobs
30:56so he
30:56said the
30:56Irishman
30:57will love
30:57my
30:57fake
30:58boobs.
31:00So.
31:01Pity the
31:01poor
31:02fucking
31:02Irishman.
31:02Fuck's
31:03sake.
31:04In the
31:04series we
31:05followed
31:05Victoria
31:06after she
31:07landed in
31:07Dublin
31:07to meet
31:08with a
31:08matchmaker.
31:10Of course
31:10she's wearing
31:10green in
31:11Ireland.
31:11What would
31:12you wear
31:12in America?
31:13Fucking
31:13gun.
31:14Who am I
31:14going to
31:15sit you up
31:15with first?
31:16I think
31:17I just
31:17really don't
31:17know what
31:17I want.
31:18I feel
31:18like I'm
31:18just
31:22relationship
31:23styles.
31:24In other
31:24words she's
31:25desperate.
31:25Do like
31:26drugs almost
31:27for the
31:27moment.
31:27So you
31:28want the
31:28guys to
31:28do drugs?
31:29No not
31:30do drugs
31:30but someone
31:31who would
31:31do like
31:32those types
31:32of things.
31:33Not
31:34someone who
31:34does drugs
31:34but someone
31:35who would
31:35do drugs.
31:36I think
31:36she wants
31:37somebody to
31:37take her
31:38out of
31:38her shell.
31:39She
31:39wants a
31:39bit of
31:39fucking
31:40rough.
31:40I can
31:40feel
31:41that deep
31:41inside
31:42Victoria
31:42is
31:43really
31:43longing
31:44for a
31:45stable
31:45solid
31:45reliable
31:46responsible
31:47man.
31:49Where
31:49the fuck
31:50is she
31:50going to
31:50find
31:51that
31:51in Ireland?
31:51And
31:52today
31:52is my
31:53first
31:53official
31:54date.
31:54Katarina
31:55has
31:55picked
31:55an
31:55oyster
31:56farm
31:56for
31:56our
31:56date
31:56spot.
31:57Oysters
31:57are
31:58rank.
31:59I would
31:59not
31:59want
31:59to
31:59go to
32:00an
32:00oyster
32:00farm
32:00for
32:00my
32:01first.
32:01I
32:01had
32:01oysters
32:01like
32:02twice
32:02or
32:02something
32:02and
32:02they
32:03are
32:03disgusting.
32:06She's
32:06very
32:07smiley.
32:07She'd
32:08give an
32:08apple
32:08an
32:09awful
32:09death
32:09anyway.
32:09Wouldn't
32:10she?
32:10She'd
32:11give
32:11an
32:11apple
32:11an
32:11awful
32:12death.
32:14So
32:15the
32:15match I
32:16have for
32:16Victoria
32:17is
32:17Dave
32:18and
32:18my
32:18nickname
32:19for
32:19Dave
32:20is
32:20Mr.
32:20Danger.
32:24Look at
32:25his little
32:25cat.
32:26He's
32:27arriving
32:27in a
32:27fucking
32:28Mitsubishi.
32:28Ah,
32:29lads.
32:29What's
32:30up?
32:31Hey.
32:31How are
32:32you?
32:32Good,
32:32how are
32:32you?
32:33Very
32:33good,
32:33nice to
32:34meet you.
32:34Nice to
32:34meet you too.
32:35Oh,
32:35he's wearing
32:35a jumper
32:36on top
32:36of a
32:36jumper.
32:37He's
32:37just
32:37come to
32:37a
32:37building
32:38site.
32:38Why
32:38is he
32:38showing
32:39up
32:39like
32:39that?
32:39He's
32:39going
32:39to
32:39give
32:39me
32:39a
32:40quote.
32:40They
32:41say
32:41oysters
32:41are
32:41an
32:42aphrodisiac.
32:43So
32:43does that
32:43give me
32:43like a
32:44buzz
32:44or
32:44what's
32:44the
32:45So
32:45an
32:45aphrodisiac
32:46is
32:46something
32:46that
32:47you
32:47could
32:47eat
32:47that
32:47makes
32:48you
32:48all
32:49like
32:49you
32:50know?
32:50Ew.
32:51You know
32:52them
32:52feelings
32:52when
32:52you're
32:53your
32:53age
32:54and
32:54they
32:54just
32:54come
32:55on
32:55you
32:55for
32:55no
32:55apparent
32:56reason.
32:56Do you
32:57know
32:57that
32:57sort
32:57of
32:57way?
32:57All
32:57right.
32:58All
32:58right.
32:58I
32:58got it.
32:59Like
32:59a
32:59romantical
33:00E.
33:00Oh,
33:01yeah,
33:02yeah,
33:02yeah,
33:02like
33:02poppers.
33:03Like
33:03poppers.
33:04Oh,
33:05my God,
33:05representation.
33:07I feel
33:08like confident
33:08around
33:09American
33:09women.
33:10The
33:10Americans
33:10might be
33:11a bit
33:11more
33:11open
33:11to
33:12me
33:12being
33:12wild
33:13and
33:13crazy
33:13than
33:13Irish
33:14women.
33:14So
33:14we'll
33:15see.
33:15We'll
33:15find
33:15out.
33:15Well,
33:16you'd
33:16be so
33:16pissed
33:17off
33:17if
33:17they
33:17gave
33:17you
33:17subtitles
33:18and
33:18you're
33:18speaking
33:18English
33:19wouldn't
33:19you?
33:19So
33:20they'll
33:21tie
33:21the
33:21bag
33:21and
33:22you
33:22can
33:22see
33:22can
33:23you
33:23see
33:23the
33:23new
33:24shell
33:24growing
33:25on
33:25the
33:25oyster?
33:25The
33:26white
33:26brand
33:27new
33:27shell
33:27there?
33:27Yeah.
33:28Like
33:28this
33:28is a
33:29forced
33:29date
33:30and
33:30they're
33:30basically
33:31working.
33:33Yeah,
33:34baby,
33:35whoa.
33:36Can I
33:37blast
33:37myself
33:37with it?
33:43Whoa!
33:45Fucking
33:45easy.
33:46I fucking
33:47love this
33:48fella.
33:48Fucking
33:48gobshade.
33:51She's
33:52not
33:52embraced,
33:52is
33:53she?
33:53I've
33:53always
33:54just
33:54like
33:54given
33:54everyone
33:55a
33:55chance.
33:56So
33:56we'll
33:58see
33:58how
33:58this
33:59could
33:59go.
34:00Oh my
34:00God,
34:00can you
34:01do that?
34:02Can you
34:03talk to her
34:03your teeth?
34:04Something
34:04kind of
34:04spicy is
34:05nice
34:05with
34:05goises
34:06too.
34:06Happy
34:07days.
34:08The
34:09green's
34:09a bit
34:09milder.
34:10This
34:10will
34:10spice
34:11things
34:11right up.
34:11Right.
34:12Let's
34:12see
34:12how
34:13this
34:13goes.
34:13Does
34:13he
34:13calm
34:14down?
34:15Victoria
34:16seems
34:16like
34:16she's
34:16up
34:16for
34:17good
34:17fun
34:17and
34:18I
34:18really
34:18like
34:19that
34:19about
34:23he's
34:26weird
34:27like
34:27I'm
34:28feeling
34:28randy
34:28now.
34:28What
34:28about
34:28you?
34:29I'm
34:29feeling
34:29good.
34:31I love
34:32him.
34:32He's
34:32a
34:32madman.
34:33Speaking
34:34of
34:34spice,
34:35let's
34:35put
34:35some
34:36in
34:36my
34:36eye.
34:38No
34:38way.
34:38Oh,
34:39no.
34:42Don't
34:42fucking
34:43do
34:43that.
34:43Oh,
34:44don't
34:44do
34:44that.
34:47Is
34:47he
34:47actually
34:47going to
34:47put
34:47that in
34:48his
34:48eye?
34:48He's
34:48going to
34:48put
34:49it
34:49in
34:49his
34:49eye
34:49on
34:49the
34:49first
34:49day.
34:50Why
34:50is
34:50he
34:50doing
34:50that?
34:53Oh,
34:54he's
34:54brain
34:55damaged.
34:55It's
34:55not
34:56normal.
34:56Are
34:56you
34:57okay?
34:59This
35:00fella
35:00is
35:01the
35:01fucking
35:01man.
35:02I
35:02love
35:03him.
35:03Oh,
35:03my
35:04God.
35:05Who
35:05is
35:06this
35:06guy?
35:06Like,
35:06what
35:07is
35:07he
35:07doing?
35:08Fucking
35:08nearly
35:08blinded
35:09yourself.
35:09You've
35:09shown
35:10the
35:10rest
35:10of
35:10the
35:10country
35:10you're
35:11a
35:11pillock.
35:15So
35:15her
35:16quest
35:16continues.
35:17Cinderella
35:18searches
35:18on
35:19for
35:19her
35:19prince.
35:21God
35:22love
35:22her.
35:23book
35:29delivery
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35:30Gogglebox
35:30Ireland.
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35:34delivery
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35:35Ireland.
35:43In
35:43Dun Laoghaire?
35:44Yeah,
35:45I don't
35:45know,
35:45your memory's
35:46gotten worse.
35:47Concerningly
35:48so.
35:48Friends,
35:49David and
35:50John.
35:51Because of
35:52the move,
35:52I'm all
35:53over the
35:53shop.
35:53Yeah,
35:54fair
35:54enough.
35:54I knew
35:55I had
35:55bought
35:55black
35:55bags,
35:56right?
35:56I knew
35:57I'd
35:57bought
35:57them,
35:57could
35:58not
35:58find
35:58them,
35:58so I
35:59was
35:59using
35:59all
35:59these
35:59other
36:00bags
36:00to
36:00just
36:01fill
36:01in
36:01the
36:01rubbish,
36:01and
36:02then I
36:02went to
36:02the
36:03fridge
36:03to
36:03get
36:03a
36:03Diet Coke,
36:04and
36:04there
36:04were
36:04the
36:04black
36:04bags
36:05beside
36:05the
36:05ham,
36:05and
36:06the
36:06top
36:06shelf.
36:06Refreshingly
36:07chilled.
36:08I was like,
36:08okay,
36:09okay,
36:10check me into a
36:11nursing home
36:11now.
36:12You'd do very
36:13well in a
36:13nursing home.
36:14You would.
36:15You like a routine.
36:16People bring
36:16them food.
36:17There's loads of
36:18bitching.
36:18Loads of
36:19goss.
36:19Oh yeah.
36:20Oh yeah.
36:21You'd be a
36:21queen bee.
36:22Yeah.
36:22Yeah.
36:23I always think
36:23they should have
36:24more gay
36:24nursing homes.
36:25There's ones
36:25in the
36:26UK.
36:27Yeah,
36:27but I don't
36:27want to have
36:27to live
36:28in the
36:28UK.
36:28That's
36:28true.
36:29On Monday,
36:33a new
36:34doc on
36:34Virgin Media
36:35One took
36:36us inside
36:36the shocking
36:37reality of
36:38a case from
36:39our recent
36:39past.
36:40I have
36:40never once
36:41in nearly
36:4230 years
36:43of being
36:43together
36:44laid a
36:45finger on
36:45her.
36:46That's
36:46your man.
36:48Who's
36:48this?
36:49Satchwell.
36:50The
36:50most I've
36:50ever done
36:50to her
36:51is having
36:51a tight
36:52cuddle,
36:53loving
36:53the bones
36:53off her.
36:59Richard Satchwell.
37:00I've never
37:00heard of him,
37:01have you?
37:02No.
37:03It was
37:03Christmas of
37:042016 when
37:05she and
37:06Richard moved
37:06to Y'all.
37:08Tina went
37:08virtually overnight
37:09from being
37:10someone who
37:10had a lot
37:11of friends,
37:11a lot of
37:11social contact
37:12to being
37:13completely
37:13isolated and
37:14cut off
37:14from people.
37:15It was
37:15her and
37:15Richard
37:16together in
37:16that house
37:17on Grattan
37:17Street where
37:18they knew
37:18nobody.
37:19Oh,
37:19red flag
37:20number one,
37:21cut off
37:21from friends
37:22and family.
37:23And then
37:23suddenly in
37:24March of
37:252017,
37:27Tina vanished.
37:27Richard didn't
37:29notify the
37:29Gardee that
37:31Tina was
37:32missing until
37:33the following
37:33Friday.
37:34If I'm not
37:34home at
37:3512 o'clock
37:35at night,
37:36you're wondering
37:36if you'd be
37:37ringing me to
37:38see,
37:38am I all
37:38right?
37:38Do you know
37:39what I mean?
37:41Well,
37:41if you weren't
37:42missing me,
37:43you'd have to
37:43live on
37:43goujons.
37:45And in
37:46his initial
37:46interviews,
37:47he claimed
37:47that he
37:48believed Tina
37:49had difficulties
37:51in the
37:52relationship.
37:53She needed
37:53time to get
37:54her head
37:54straight.
37:55Okay,
37:55so he's
37:55cute.
37:56That is,
37:56very clever.
37:57door as
37:58well.
37:59In the
37:59dock,
38:00we were
38:00surprised to
38:01see Richard
38:02plead his
38:02innocence so
38:03publicly.
38:04My house
38:05was searched
38:05without my
38:06knowledge.
38:10And the
38:11guy,
38:12he didn't
38:12find anything
38:13to suggest
38:13anything untoward.
38:14You can't go in
38:15and search
38:15somebody's house.
38:16You need
38:16a warrant.
38:17That's a lie
38:17for a start.
38:18In time,
38:19it'll all
38:19prove that I've
38:20done nothing
38:20wrong.
38:21See the
38:22little delay
38:22there before
38:23he said
38:23wrong.
38:23I always
38:24get really
38:25weirdly
38:26fascinated by
38:27someone who
38:28will publicly
38:29put themselves
38:29in front of
38:30cameras and
38:31journalists and
38:31all this and
38:32act the victim.
38:33That baffles me.
38:35Over time,
38:37Richard Satchwell
38:38stopped being a
38:39person of interest
38:39and became a
38:40suspect.
38:41And crucially,
38:42about that time,
38:432022,
38:442023,
38:45Inspector Toomey
38:47said that she
38:48came to believe
38:48that Tina Satchwell
38:49had been, in fact,
38:51murdered.
38:51Of course she
38:52had.
38:52Like, the fact
38:53is, do you know
38:53how difficult it
38:54is to disappear
38:55in today's world?
38:57They searched
38:58everywhere.
38:59They dredged
38:59the harbour.
39:00The way?
39:01Oh, Jesus, yeah.
39:02Like, the search
39:03was really
39:04extensive.
39:05Later, we
39:06heard the grim
39:07details as Richard
39:08was arrested
39:09and his house
39:10was searched.
39:11But it's only
39:11because of the
39:13initial entry
39:13into the house
39:14and the use
39:15of the cadaver
39:16dog.
39:16That was a
39:17tough job,
39:17no?
39:17Very sad,
39:18isn't it?
39:18But the dog
39:19had shown
39:19particular interest
39:21in around
39:21the stairwell.
39:23She was there
39:23the whole time.
39:24...realised
39:25that there
39:25was a rectangular
39:26type of shape
39:27which was a
39:28freshly poured
39:29concrete,
39:30which was a
39:31different colour
39:31and, of course,
39:32that rectangular
39:32shape exactly
39:33mirrored what
39:34we would expect
39:35a gravesite to be.
39:37He probably
39:37thought he
39:37should never
39:38be found.
39:39That's fucking
39:40disgusting.
39:42And they
39:43gradually brought
39:44the remains
39:44out.
39:45God rest
39:46her.
39:46God love
39:47her.
39:48The second
39:48he was told
39:49we found
39:50her, the
39:51whole mask
39:52slipped.
39:53He began to
39:54tell this
39:54whole new
39:55story.
39:55Must be
39:55really hard
39:56for the
39:56family to
39:56think about
39:57her last
39:58moments.
39:59He described
40:00Tina coming
40:00downstairs that
40:02morning on the
40:0320th of March
40:04with a chisel
40:05and she then
40:06flew at him,
40:07randomly
40:07attacked him.
40:09I think
40:09what's so
40:10particularly cruel
40:11about this
40:11kind of
40:12defence is
40:13that not
40:13only has he
40:14killed her
40:15and hid her
40:16body from the
40:16family for
40:17years, it's
40:18his final
40:18assassination of
40:19the character.
40:20Amidst this
40:21struggle he
40:21somehow managed
40:22to grab the
40:23belt of her
40:24dressing gown robe
40:25and he put it
40:26to her neck.
40:27He's had long
40:28enough to think
40:28of something like
40:29that now,
40:29hasn't he?
40:30I don't believe
40:30him.
40:31He kept her
40:31with him on the
40:33couch in the
40:34front room of
40:35the house.
40:35What the hell?
40:36And the dogs
40:37sat with her as
40:39well and were
40:39licking her.
40:41This poor
40:42woman.
40:44My abiding
40:45memory of the
40:46jury and coming
40:48back was that
40:49hush.
40:50Guilty,
40:50obviously.
40:51And then you
40:51hear it's unanimous
40:52guilty verdict and
40:53I looked at
40:54Richard Satchwell
40:55and there was
40:55no major
40:57reaction.
40:57No emotion.
40:59Not at all.
41:00No.
41:00We as a family
41:01can never put
41:02into words the
41:03impact of her
41:05loss that it's
41:05had on all of
41:06us.
41:06Like it's
41:07incredible when
41:07people come out
41:08of court after
41:09hearing like
41:10verdicts like
41:10that and are
41:11able to stand
41:12so composed.
41:13If you murder
41:13someone to go
41:15on television and
41:16to actually ask
41:18people to do
41:18interviews with
41:19you and all
41:19like that, that
41:20raises the flag
41:20straight away.
41:21It's too obvious.
41:22It's too obvious.
41:23You know, so
41:24all right, my next
41:25guard myself, but
41:25the guards fucked
41:26up totally in that
41:27case.
41:28In the first part
41:28of it, did a
41:29great job in the
41:30second part of it
41:31and convicting them
41:31was absolutely
41:32fantastic.
41:33You know, but
41:33they did fuck up
41:34in the first
41:34place.
41:35In the liberties,
41:40friends, Tracy
41:41and Anita.
41:43How long is
41:44Bibi?
41:45Well, when did
41:46the actual die?
41:47April.
41:48You know who's
41:49dead?
41:50Who?
41:51The doggy up the
41:52square.
41:53The white, the
41:53golden
41:54Labrador.
41:56Kenny's friend.
41:59Up this square?
42:00Yeah.
42:01Yeah.
42:02Yeah, and
42:02Seb, the
42:05Alsatian, is
42:06getting put down
42:07as we speak.
42:08Oh, no, don't
42:09tell me.
42:09It's so sad.
42:10And there, Andrea's
42:11MJ had to get put
42:12down as well.
42:13I don't want to
42:13talk about it.
42:14I keep tinkering,
42:15I'm hearing them
42:16going, ma, ma.
42:22So sad.
42:23On Friday, we
42:25kicked off our day
42:26with a bit of
42:26education we never
42:28knew we needed.
42:30Da-da-da-da-da!
42:34Da-da-da-da!
42:35Okay, great.
42:36I'm awake now.
42:37Our next guest has
42:38released her debut
42:39novel, all about
42:40how, as women, we
42:41can love ourselves
42:42exactly as we are.
42:43Good glamourism.
42:44Here to tell us all
42:45about it is the
42:46fabulous pharmacist
42:47Laura Dowling.
42:48Love your vulva,
42:49Laura.
42:49What?
42:50Huh?
42:51Do you love yours?
42:52I do.
42:53It is too early
42:54for all this.
42:55Alex, what is
42:56that?
42:57A vulva?
42:57Yeah.
42:58It's part of your
42:58fanny.
42:59It is a cry to
43:03women to really
43:04embrace their
43:06intimate health
43:07because it's
43:07something that
43:08has been minimised.
43:09So a fella
43:10going on to
43:10buy that book
43:10for his wife
43:11now, he'll
43:12give us a...
43:12I know, he'll
43:13look like a real
43:13man if you
43:13buy that for your
43:14wife now.
43:15Would he?
43:15Yeah.
43:17Don't even
43:18fucking start.
43:21Go on.
43:22What's the vulva?
43:24What is it?
43:24Isn't she beautiful?
43:26It's the
43:26vaginal area.
43:29I think a lot...
43:30I'm not wrong in
43:30saying this.
43:31A lot of people
43:31don't realise what
43:32actually the vulva
43:33entails.
43:33It's a whole
43:34network down there
43:35really, isn't it?
43:36It's not just one
43:36particular piece.
43:37It's more than one
43:38piece.
43:39I thought it was
43:39just a little
43:40section.
43:40It is absolutely,
43:41hence my vulva
43:42puppet that I bring
43:43with me everywhere.
43:44Yes, we have
43:45an interactive
43:45demonstration.
43:46Oh, finally.
43:48Give me the vulva.
43:50I have never...
43:51Isn't she beautiful?
43:53Okay.
43:54Oh, no.
43:55Oh, Lord.
43:57What's that?
43:58It's slippers.
43:58Oh, no.
43:59It's a vagina.
44:01A pair of slippers.
44:03So, yeah.
44:05It's the entire
44:05female, not...
44:06This has been
44:07around the block,
44:08you know.
44:09Yeah, so is
44:09half of everyone
44:10else's love.
44:11Not mine.
44:11You bearing up
44:12there, love?
44:13Just about her.
44:14Just about...
44:15Because people
44:15just think it's
44:16vagina.
44:17The vagina's here.
44:18It's the hole here,
44:19but there's the
44:20outer labia.
44:20Why are there
44:21two layers of lips?
44:22The outside is the
44:23vulva, and that's
44:24the labia.
44:25What's the little
44:25hood on the top?
44:26There's the inner
44:27labia.
44:27There's the clitoral
44:28hood.
44:29Oh!
44:30So that's where
44:30the clitoris is.
44:31But why are they
44:32always having
44:32problems finding it?
44:33It's just there.
44:34What's the hood?
44:36Just to keep it warm.
44:38And it's just so
44:38very important that
44:39we give our young
44:40girls and our young
44:41boys the proper
44:42anatomical terms
44:43for our bodies.
44:44Do you know if you
44:44met her out now
44:45and you were after
44:46a few drinks,
44:46you'd be like,
44:47look, does that
44:48look all right?
44:50Yeah, so it was
44:51important to me that
44:51we celebrate at
44:52women's bodies,
44:53all types of
44:54women's bodies,
44:55young and old.
44:56There's a very
44:56special picture in it
44:57of an older lady as
44:58well.
44:59There she is there.
45:00She's beautiful.
45:01Well, ever since I
45:02went to that talk
45:03on menopause, I told
45:04every single woman I
45:06meet to take them
45:07oestrogens.
45:08And I deliberately
45:09put that lady in
45:10because I think that
45:10women in their older
45:11years aren't celebrated
45:13enough.
45:13In actual fact, some
45:15oestrogen cream on the
45:16vulval area into the
45:17vagina would actually
45:18help negate all of
45:19those UTIs.
45:20Oh, I hate a UTI.
45:22In your vulva?
45:24No.
45:24Where's the stylus?
45:25Did you ever get that?
45:26No, I got nothing ever.
45:28It's awful.
45:28Women have an awful
45:29life.
45:30Oh my God.
45:31One day, your ham
45:32sandwich is working
45:33like there's no tomorrow
45:34and next thing, the
45:35ham's falling out.
45:36Ew.
45:37There's no mayo.
45:40Christ.
45:41And the bread's gone
45:42off.
45:43Please stop talking.
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