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00:00The following programme contains scenes of a sexual nature and is intended for a mature audience only.

00:06Viewer discretion is advised.

00:09What's the most famous airs you've had in this sofa, Rick?

00:13That's a personal question.

00:15Just, you know, like, before you're married to Jenny, see me winking, see me winking.

00:20Why not?

00:20Not at all. You're not going to tell us at all.

00:23Is Tommy Tiernan famous?

00:26He is, yeah.

00:26He's been there. I remember we called around and he's here.

00:28Yeah, he was. You like him a lot, don't you?

00:31I do, yeah, I do, yeah, yeah.

00:32Well, you idolise him, don't you?

00:34Well, no, I idolise him.

00:35Well, I heard you were so far up his bottom you could see Hector's feet.

00:40Oh!

00:41Hello!

00:42Would you be fond of a bum, Nuna? He's a lovely bum.

00:45Oh, I used to love the bums.

00:48This raises a whole load of other questions.

00:51What channel is this?

00:52Oh!

00:54Oh, Steve!

00:56It's like something a car would leave behind.

01:00But this is just nonsense.

01:03Yeah.

01:03I think it's great.

01:04In the week when the people of Cork went hunting for hornets, we were joined by some special

01:15guests to watch loads of great telly.

01:19On Tuesday, Danny Dyer took us on a quest to redefine manhood on Virgin Media 1.

01:25I'm still learning about what makes a good man.

01:30Oh, Danny Dyer!

01:32The war on men is real.

01:34Sky Cinema sci-fi horror reintroduced us to an iconic movie villain on Wednesday.

01:40The music is so good that I feel like if you played that to someone who'd never experienced

01:43this film before, you'd go, is that about a shark?

01:45And on Thursday, one presidential hopeful came out swinging on RT1.

01:55But as your head of state, you empower me to enter these buildings on your behalf.

01:59He's a bit delusional, isn't he?

02:00The man looks like a shaved testicle.

02:02Look at him.

02:02I was a fan because I read about him last week.

02:17He was a cover of the FT.

02:20He was 91.

02:21He was the king of Italian fashion.

02:25He had a great life.

02:26He was Milan, wasn't he?

02:28Yeah.

02:28I had a call from his office once.

02:32Saying, what, would you wear my shirt?

02:33No, they were looking for Ronan Keating for something.

02:36I'm sure he wasn't singing.

02:38On Sunday, we tuned in to Virgin Media 1 for a special edition of a long-running favourite.

02:48Yes, we're on home turf.

02:50Oh, we can make a show of ourselves if we're getting questions wrong.

02:53Hello and welcome to a celebrity edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

02:58I must say, I like Jeremy Clarkson doing this.

03:01He's ten times better than the last guy.

03:03I can't accept Jeremy as Chris Tyrant.

03:05Actor, writer, presenter, historian and all-round brain box, please welcome Stephen Fry.

03:11He was on the game with us.

03:12Steele!

03:13Steele!

03:14Oh, we know him!

03:15He's our friend!

03:16Stephen Fry will be good.

03:17I hope he's found out.

03:20God, he's ugly.

03:24He'd be great for a pound, huh?

03:25Right, this is your question for £100.

03:30A beloved public figure who is considered to be a cultural asset is commonly referred to as a national what?

03:38Treasure!

03:39Conquer!

03:39Oh, Mary, it's yourself.

03:41Treasure!

03:42Treasure!

03:42My brother always says, yeah, treasure, bury your good and deep.

03:46You are a national treasure.

03:48See, treasure would be my final answer there.

03:51And the right answer.

03:54Well, the first few were always easy, ain't it?

03:57I wouldn't say few.

03:58Sure.

03:59Octopuses and squids can release what substance as a defence mechanism?

04:05Cum.

04:05Sorry, I don't believe that.

04:06Sorry.

04:06I said that.

04:07Sorry.

04:08I said that.

04:08It can release.

04:10What's that?

04:10Sea ink final answer.

04:12£500.

04:13There it is.

04:14Squid ink is quite tasty.

04:16It is tasty.

04:17It is very tasty.

04:19Later, we were gripped as Stephen took on a question for £125,000.

04:26In astronomy, what is the technical term for the twinkling of the stars?

04:33Aberration?

04:33No.

04:34Metallicity?

04:35No.

04:36Asterism?

04:36No.

04:37Scintillation?

04:38That's it, scintillation.

04:39Oscillation is when you kind of vary like that, so it could be scintillation.

04:43I like scintillation.

04:44I'm going to say decintillation, final answer.

04:48Because that is the correct answer.

04:49Yes, how much?

04:51It was scintillating.

04:54Shall we have a look at this next question for half a million?

04:58Which of these covers are entered the UK top 40 the longest time after the original version first charted?

05:07Tragedy was 1997, Killing Me Softly is 1998, Uptown Girl by Westlife is in the early, so it has to be Fast Car by Jonas Blue and Dakota.

05:15I've got one friend who might know these things.

05:17He's pretty good on pop music, I think, and that's Richard Osmond.

05:21If you could phone a friend, Dustin, what friend would you...

05:23If you could have any friend you wanted, what friend would you call?

05:26Gandhi.

05:28Richard, hi.

05:29Jeremy Clarkson.

05:30Oh, hi, Jeremy.

05:31You knew this was coming.

05:33Yeah, here we go.

05:34Which of these cover songs entered the UK top 40?

05:38Fast Car was 88, definitely.

05:40So we're definitely on B.

05:41I'm going to go B.

05:42Maybe Fast Car, I don't know, Stephen, absolutely don't know.

05:44Fair enough, fair enough.

05:45Brilliant, great, thanks for ringing.

05:47Thanks.

05:48Unbelievable.

05:48I'll take the money and run, that's my final response.

05:52Oh, well played there, that was some good gameplay, I think.

05:55You're leaving here with £250,000.

06:02It's all right, it's all right, Stephen.

06:03Very good, very good, Stephen.

06:05Pick one, so I'm going D, A.

06:07I'm going for A, I'm going for D.

06:10See, if you'd have said B, Fast Car, you'd now have half a million.

06:15No!

06:18You were right first, why'd you listen to me?

06:20I'm wrong all the time.

06:21Should have trusted you.

06:22Do you think you can move £1 million?

06:23I think I could.

06:24No.

06:25I wouldn't be very sure.

06:27I think I'd probably get fairly high up, but I wouldn't be sure.

06:29I think I could.

06:30The last person that I sat in a table quiz with was on the team of Robbie Williams.

06:35No.

06:36Yeah.

06:36He invited me to his table quiz.

06:38You're right.

06:39Every single question I got wrong to the end of the night.

06:41Then I went outside to catch me breath.

06:43And I heard a question come, and the question was, what colour is the black box in an aeroplane?

06:50And I knew the answer.

06:51So I ran back in, I was like, I know the answer, it's orange.

06:55And I seen the pride in Robbie Williams' eyes.

06:59It was a great moment for me, and it was a great moment for myself.

07:02In Dublin.

07:06If you didn't, I swear to God, everything's falling.

07:08Gravity hits.

07:08Everything falls down.

07:10Workmates.

07:11Myron, Eric, and Elaine.

07:13I looked in the mirror, and I had a flat falling down bottom.

07:16And I was like, I was not happy with this.

07:18I don't mind it being big, but being falling down a flat, kind of a nappy ass.

07:21I went, no.

07:21So I got electrocuted.

07:23Electric ass machine.

07:25Electric ass machine.

07:26Electric abs machine.

07:28Electric arms machine.

07:28You did all of them.

07:29Electric other machine.

07:30I've seen them.

07:31There is one for a private part.

07:34No.

07:34What age you, a private part?

07:35Is there a private?

07:36It is called vagina.

07:37Did you do it?

07:39Yes, I did.

07:40A Captain America vagina machine.

07:41Did you sculpt?

07:41It's not a Captain America vagina machine.

07:43It's a chair that you sit in, and gets an electric impulse in your Kegel muscles for your pelvic floor.

07:50It's very important to mind your pelvic floor.

07:52This week, BBC One took us back to the UK's most dramatic suburb.

08:00It's EastEnders.

08:03Oh.

08:08Me and my mum watched EastEnders.

08:10Never missed it.

08:12Nobody was allowed in, like.

08:13Just me and mum.

08:15Bonding.

08:16In the show, we saw a leopard print clad woman shouting in the rain.

08:22Do you think that's not proper rain?

08:23That's not proper rain.

08:25Why?

08:27Because they have rain machines.

08:30Mum!

08:31Oh, my darling!

08:33Oh, my darling!

08:34He's gonna get hit by a bus.

08:35He's gonna get hit by a bus?

08:36Come on, put you in prison.

08:43Something bad's gonna happen.

08:44Yeah, something bad's gonna happen.

08:45Something bad's gonna happen.

08:46Do, do, do, do.

08:47Who is this?

08:58Oh!

09:00Zoe!

09:01Oh, my gosh.

09:02We haven't seen her since You're Not My Mother.

09:05Yes, I am!

09:06I'll give you all the gifts to me.

09:08You can get guests to wherever you want to go.

09:10She's her mum.

09:12Yes!

09:12But it just might be proper rain, mightn't it?

09:17And they just might have to do it.

09:18Or do you think that's what they want, the rain?

09:20If it was real rain, they would have to be prepared for that.

09:24We watched as the estranged mother and daughter

09:27had their first chat in two decades.

09:30I'm a career woman now.

09:32Proper grafter.

09:33You?

09:33You ain't lasted five minutes in a job

09:35before you got done for thieving or sleeping with the boss.

09:38Oh, that's a conversation stopper.

09:41Yeah, it was a nightmare, wasn't I, eh?

09:43Used to drive mum and dad wild.

09:45I wasn't just a little bit of a slag.

09:47I was a total slag.

09:49Slag!

09:51Families, they're a pain in the hole, aren't they?

09:53There's nothing worse than having you as a mum.

09:56The game playing, the drinking, the tantrums, the name calling.

10:00Kat Slater dresses a bit like your wife Jenny, right?

10:04Dustin!

10:04Dustin, stop!

10:05Sorry, Kat.

10:06I'm not letting you leave until you tell me why you hate me so much.

10:09Because every time I look at you, I'm reminded of who I am.

10:13What do you mean?

10:14An incestuous rape baby.

10:16Oh.

10:17Oh, God.

10:18Oh, Jesus.

10:20You want me to say sorry for being raped by my uncle when I was 13?

10:23Why is she giving her a hard time?

10:24She's the one that was raped.

10:26They don't shy away, do they?

10:28I'm the baby that came from violence and hatred.

10:31I'm the monster.

10:35No, you're not, sweetheart.

10:37I wish you'd have got rid of me.

10:40Oh.

10:41Kat's her mum.

10:42Plus Tommy's dad.

10:44No, mum.

10:46I haven't watched that.

10:48I haven't watched that episode.

10:49Later, the show took us out to the square for a little more drama.

10:56You give me that gun.

10:58So he's a copper and he's a local drug dealer?

11:00Yeah, and that was real smell-the-fart acting, wasn't it?

11:05Oh!

11:07Scrap!

11:11Oh, here we go.

11:13Look away, Mary.

11:14Who got shot?

11:18Sally!

11:21Oh, no.

11:27Did you think it would be her?

11:28Mm-hmm.

11:30No!

11:31No!

11:32I haven't seen this in 20 years, but I'm just sucked back in straight away.

11:35Finally, we were on edge as we watched Kat wait for an update on her daughter's condition.

11:43Hello?

11:44This is Jeremy Clarkson from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

11:49Is this you?

11:50I've got Alfie Moon with me here.

11:52The next voice you hear will be his.

11:54You'll have 30 seconds to give an answer.

11:56You will not get away with this, all right?

11:58You will be hunted down, you scum!

12:01Look, it's so dramatic.

12:02I know.

12:03No!

12:10Max!

12:10No!

12:11I thought he was dead.

12:13What?

12:14What?

12:16How is that a boom boom?

12:18Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

12:19There we go.

12:20There we go.

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12:36In North Dublin, Jason and his mate, Jason

12:49I think planes are time machines

12:52How can you take off here?

12:55Do you mean because you arrive in L.A. and it's like six hours later?

12:59Right, you take off here at one o'clock in the afternoon

13:02Yeah

13:02Be on a plane for three hours

13:04Yeah

13:05Land in Portugal and it's one o'clock in the afternoon

13:07No, it's the same time as Ireland

13:10But how does that work?

13:12How does that work?

13:13How does that physically work?

13:15On Thursday, we settled in for the 6-1 news on RTE1

13:20Now this is the most exciting part of the day

13:24The 6-1 news

13:26Whoa

13:27Well our political correspondent Paul Cunningham joins us now from Lancaster House

13:34Paul, what else has been happening in the presidential election today?

13:38I'm trying to raise my eyebrow again because of the Botox

13:40My God, my code will be up there

13:42Well, Conor McGregor has become the latest

13:44Candidate to say they want to get the backing of four local authorities

13:47And have their name on the presidential ballot paper

13:51But like, you just evacuated one country because of the president

13:53You can't be expected to do it again like

13:56Today Ireland, I am outside these gates of these appointed officials

14:00Do you hear what he said?

14:02These appointed officials

14:04There's a small little matter called elections

14:06Everybody that's inside there is elected

14:08But as your head of state

14:10You empower me to enter these buildings on your behalf

14:13Too much headroom

14:15He looks

14:16Like he's on his knees

14:18A president face to face with government officials

14:21With only one priority

14:23Our research has shown you like a little fellow

14:25To be the president

14:27Anouk Tharan

14:29And I will be a small president for Ireland and its people

14:32In a park

14:33Beside the zoo

14:34Please, please God

14:35The man looks like a shaved testicle

14:37Look at him

14:37To ensure that the country our founding fathers gave their life for

14:41Is strictly adhered to on behalf of its citizens

14:44Strictly adhered to?

14:46Is this a comedy sketch?

14:47I will now look after everybody

14:49That is what I will do

14:50And I will make sure that all of the refugees leave this island

14:53Why did he speak like that?

14:55I don't know

14:56Because he doesn't know how to speak publicly

14:58Elsewhere, the focus tomorrow will be on Fianna Fáil

15:01Look, he's in the window there

15:02It's Micheál Martin

15:03Look

15:03Hi, Micheál

15:04Look at him, see him

15:05Hi, Micheál

15:06Would you not run?

15:08I think we could do with a President Kennedy again, though

15:10Paul Cunningham at Leinster House, thank you

15:12Do you know, even if Michael Dee did become a dictator

15:14And killed three journalists

15:17Would still prefer him to be president over all the other candidates

15:20Running for president in Ireland is the worst thing you can do for yourself

15:27Now, the gig at the end

15:29Yeah

15:29It's very nice

15:30Lovely gig

15:31Great salary

15:31Lovely T's and C's

15:32If you're not going to win, don't put yourself through it

15:36Yeah

15:36I just think it's very important with somebody who's able to get on with everybody

15:39And do what's best for Ireland

15:41Yeah

15:42Somebody who knows what they're at

15:44I think I will run

15:46In South County, Dublin

15:56Trying to fix the hair

15:59Trying to see my reflection on the telly

16:00As always

16:01I'll never be dumb

16:03Trying to fix this hair

16:04Emma and her friend Deirdre

16:07Which hairspray do you reckon you'd use a week?

16:11Not much hairspray

16:11But the dry oil

16:12The oil

16:13Mountain

16:14And the oil is great because you can put it on

16:16You can put it on yourself as well, can't you?

16:19And I do

16:19Yeah

16:19That's how many times I've had this conversation with you about the oil

16:23Oh, are you serious?

16:25You were slacking me and I didn't do a cup

16:27I need

16:28Hang on

16:28Hang on a sec

16:30Here we go

16:31Well, she's dying to do this

16:34The hair, love

16:37It's very flat

16:38The hair's very flat, love

16:40I couldn't get it

16:41I put the dry oil in there

16:43On Tuesday

16:46TV's toughest man

16:48Took us on a journey through modern masculinity

16:51On Virgin Media 1

16:53I'm Danny Dyer

16:56Alright, alright

16:57Yeah, yeah, yeah

16:58Let's, let's, let's

16:59And I'm heading off around the country

17:01To talk to a few geezers

17:03Oh, Danny Dyer

17:04I don't get him

17:06Has masculinity become toxic?

17:09It's almost becoming shameful

17:11To actually want to be masculine

17:13Is this a bloke's documentary about being a bloke?

17:18And is there really a war?

17:21It was one of the worst times in my life

17:23On men

17:24Danny, I'm not having the leather on the sleeves

17:26The war on men is real

17:28The war on men, okay

17:33I do like him, actually

17:34I do like him

17:35Um, he's a thoughtful fellow

17:38Is there a war on masculinity?

17:40I mean, I would say

17:42Fuck knows

17:43Well, no, he might be a bit more nuanced than that

17:46Yeah, I think he will be

17:48I would say there is not a war on masculinity

17:51And I would concur

17:52Yes

17:52I don't know

17:54That would be my initial reaction to that

17:56Clearly there's some shit going down

17:59Even though, you know

18:00We were told generations ago

18:02Man is the father, the power, the hunter

18:06All that sort of stuff

18:08We don't need that anymore

18:09I mean, at the end of the day

18:11We're just built to hunt

18:13I'm still learning about

18:17What makes a good man

18:20The war, Callum

18:22Is he serious?

18:23Is he serious?

18:26One man who should know

18:27Is my younger brother, Tony

18:29He's a lovely fella

18:30He's a good dad and husband

18:32Must be the least toxic bloke I know

18:34He's like my race, isn't he, lad?

18:36You didn't like football

18:38When Kayleigh came along

18:40You would play with her dolls

18:41Yeah

18:41Barbies

18:42Straight away

18:44If he's playing with dolls

18:45He's gay

18:45Is he gay, then?

18:48No

18:48That's what he's saying

18:50He's like

18:50Like the toxic masculinity of it all

18:52Saying

18:53Oh, just because you play with dolls

18:54You're gay

18:55No, he could just be like

18:56A young fella who likes to play with dolls

18:58Okay

18:58The stereotypical masculinity thing

19:00Is a strong man

19:02Divide

19:03Divide, yeah

19:04Did we ever hunt dinosaurs?

19:05No

19:05So dinosaurs

19:07Yeah

19:08Were here millions of years before us

19:11And then me tried to hit and kill them all

19:13And we weren't even around

19:15This is Andrew Tate

19:18He pops up a lot

19:19What do you make of him

19:20In a sense of

19:21You've heard of him, haven't you?

19:23Yeah

19:23Oh, yeah

19:24He's a narrow-minded man

19:26And he represents a small minority

19:29Andrew Tate

19:32He's basically an absolute eejit

19:35Who just spouts a load of anti-feminist rhetoric

19:39Feminism goes out the fucking window

19:40The second that the snow needs shoveling

19:42Or there's a fucking broken-down car

19:44Sap

19:45I'm at an academy in North London

19:48To try and find out what's going on

19:50Have our schoolboys really been infected

19:53With a toxic masculine virus?

19:55Yeah

19:55I've known teachers who said that like

19:57They see kids looking at this stuff from like 6, 7

19:59Who here likes Andrew Tate?

20:01I don't know

20:02It's 50-50

20:02It's 50-50?

20:04What do you mean?

20:04I agree with some other things

20:06But when he starts being silly

20:07Going off track

20:09That's when he loses me

20:10And it's amazing how these people can influence

20:13The way how young people think and sort of act

20:15Whenever I was in 30s

20:16Like generally you're swiping

20:18Yeah

20:18Andrew Tate clips would come up

20:20And then as soon as I hit 40

20:22It's like they're gone

20:23It's like gardening and stuff

20:25Later in the show

20:27Danny gave us a revealing glimpse

20:29Of how these narratives can affect families

20:32Desperate dads have been campaigning for decades

20:35And they claim

20:36In the vast majority of cases

20:38Custody is awarded to the mother

20:40Who is seen as the better, safer parent

20:42The default position is

20:44That the children should go with the mother most of the time

20:47Should not be the case

20:49Every case should be taken on its merits

20:50I'm meeting a man who spent years

20:52Fighting for custody of his child

20:54But we're here to talk about Matthew's first son

20:56From his previous partner

20:57Archie

20:59It is lovely

21:002010 my son Archie

21:03Was born with a c-section

21:04I was the first person to hold him

21:06He was my everything

21:08Six months later

21:09My ex and I split up

21:11On the night that we split up

21:13She came at me with a

21:14A rounder's back baseball bat

21:16I left with Archie

21:18To try and protect him

21:19To go to her sister's

21:21Just around the corner

21:22The police came

21:23They took Archie off me

21:25Then got told to leave the area

21:28That's a heartbreak

21:29Isn't it getting very common

21:33That's the abuse of the male

21:35Of husband

21:37I suppose

21:38Anyone can be abused

21:39I suppose

21:40It can be male or female

21:41Then all the allegations

21:43That she created

21:44Were proved to be false

21:46Oh no

21:48Don't tell me

21:48This is going to have an awful ending

21:50We went back to court

21:53I went into court

21:56She never showed up

21:57Got home

22:00That evening

22:01The police turned up

22:02She had

22:06She had murdered my son

22:09Oh my god

22:11That little fella

22:13My whole world

22:16Just fell apart

22:17So hard

22:20So hard to watch

22:22Like he said

22:23This has happened before

22:25And it's happened since

22:26And it will keep going on

22:27If we just assume

22:29At all times

22:30That it must be the man

22:32That's abusing a child

22:33The only thing

22:34Where men are genuinely

22:36At a disadvantage

22:37Is how they're treated

22:38When families break up

22:39The law is not fair

22:42In that respect

22:43I can't cope with anything like that Dave

22:45No

22:45Honestly I can't

22:46It's not good

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23:01In Dublin City

23:07I hate that

23:09You know when you go somewhere

23:09And they give you a half glass

23:10I'm like no

23:11I fill her up

23:12Jennifer

23:12And her friend

23:14Darren

23:15Can we do some little cheers to us

23:16From that time we met

23:18On a bike

23:20Charity bike ride

23:21To electric picnic

23:22When I turned up

23:23With Billy No Mates

23:24Yeah and I was like

23:25Aw

23:26Do you remember

23:26He has no friend

23:27I didn't like you before then

23:29Excuse me

23:30I told you that

23:31Didn't I

23:31No

23:31I was like

23:33Kind of like

23:33Didn't like you

23:34Is too strong

23:35But I remember thinking

23:36Hmm

23:37Did I never tell you this

23:40This is years ago

23:43No I think I was slightly like

23:45Cheers

23:46Cheers

23:46Drink up

23:46On Thursday

23:49RTE2 had us in makeover mode

23:51With this new series

23:53Design guru

23:54Dee Coleman

23:55Builder Peter Finn

23:57And their hard working teams

23:59Are on a mission

24:00Is this like extreme home makeover

24:02In America

24:03No

24:03It's more so like

24:05This family's in me

24:06Five days to declutter

24:08Finally

24:09They've started putting shows

24:10About houses and stuff

24:12On the TV

24:12This is home rescue

24:15The big fix

24:17What this would be interesting

24:18Back in 1980

24:21Sweethearts Anne and Peter O'Malley

24:23Bought a house in Clondoggan

24:24And they're still here

24:26Just as sweet as ever

24:27Tonight you

24:30How sweet is that

24:31I am a bitter hoarder

24:34Actually you know

24:35I worked in

24:35Marks and Spencer

24:36In Liffey Valley

24:37For 21 years

24:38God how many air fries

24:39Does she have

24:40One thing and a double

24:41Wow

24:42Woman after my own hair

24:43So it meant I just

24:45Sometimes bought them

24:46Bought things for the sake

24:48Of buying them really

24:48This is obviously

24:49About hoarding is it

24:51I don't know

24:52More importantly

24:53I don't care

24:54I mean you know

24:54Whatever people want to do

24:56Let them do

24:56Do I have to watch it though

24:57It kind of gradually

24:59Got worse

25:00And worse

25:01To the point where

25:02I don't think we were able

25:03To get on top of it

25:04As a family

25:05You'd be sitting down

25:06Feeling a bit guilty

25:07And then you'd

25:08You'd see the hoarders

25:09And you'd go

25:09My gaff's actually grand

25:11My dad lost his vision

25:12Quite suddenly overnight

25:14Which was

25:15A massive challenge

25:16For our family

25:17How are you doing

25:19Oh Jesus

25:20The blood stops circulating

25:22Behind the routine

25:23Of your eye right

25:23It's called

25:24Joint cells arthritis

25:26Oh wow

25:27Good lord

25:29There's a bitch

25:30Getting old let

25:31Cheers

25:32Were you ever sick

25:33In hospital

25:33No

25:34No

25:35You're lucky

25:35I've never been

25:36I had an earache once

25:38Hey Anne

25:39How are you doing

25:41Good to see

25:42This has gone

25:44To change their life

25:45My life

25:46I can't thank

25:48Home rescue enough

25:49Don't thank them yet

25:50Yeah

25:51Hold your horses love

25:52Let's see what

25:53She's going to do

25:54There's a lot

25:55Going on here

25:56Isn't there

25:56It's a busy room

25:58Isn't it

25:58A busy room

25:59Very

26:00Diplomatic way of saying

26:02Place isn't shite

26:03It's well used

26:05Is this where you live

26:06Is this where you live

26:08She was trying to be neutral

26:09But it was just a bit

26:10I also have to figure out a way

26:11To help Peter

26:13With his wayfinding

26:14But there's not that much clutter

26:15Like there's two air fryers

26:16Honey you don't think

26:17That's cluttered

26:17Look at it

26:18I don't know

26:19If the memory aspect

26:22Is so strong

26:23That in changing it

26:24I'm actually creating

26:25More of a problem

26:26So leave it like it is

26:27In the show

26:28We followed the team

26:30Tackle the clutter

26:32I'm 49 years married

26:33On Wednesday

26:34This Wednesday?

26:35Yeah

26:35My wardrobe is just

26:3715 of the exact same t-shirt

26:39Yeah

26:39So I'm 71 now

26:41Wow

26:41You don't look 71

26:4271

26:43She looks good

26:44Look at her

26:45Hey

26:46Hey how are you?

26:48I don't know

26:48Will you tell me

26:49How am I?

26:50I saw you were throwing out things

26:51So I said

26:52Let's throw out the kitchen

26:53I know him

26:54I went to school with him

26:55Yeah it's Peter Finn

26:57He was in the air

26:57Ahead of me in school

26:58They did not skim the walls

26:59Oh no

27:01I presume plastered

27:03You haven't a clue do you have?

27:05No I didn't

27:06For a certain pair of sweethearts

27:10Currently off site

27:12Today is a very special day

27:1449 years married today

27:17That is some achievement

27:19And that milestone

27:20Has to be marked

27:21Oh 49

27:22Cheers

27:23Cheers

27:24Cheers to you

27:25Congrats guys

27:26Congrats

27:27So tell me now

27:31And I will

27:33No

27:33I'm going to stop holding

27:34I know if it lets

27:35Everybody

27:36Will you still love me

27:40Tomorrow

27:41By

27:44Carole King

27:46And Jerry Goffin

27:47Indeed

27:47Absolutely good

27:49Thank you so much

27:51He's so cute

27:52He is

27:53Do you know I have a thing for our lads

27:55Later

27:56The show took us back to Glendalkin for the big reveal

28:00Hello

28:01Hello

28:01We're matching, we're matching

28:03How are you?

28:04How are you?

28:05How are you?

28:06Come on

28:06Mmm

28:07This is something else entirely

28:10Look at how much better that is

28:12It looked so sad before

28:14Oh that's gorgeous

28:15Fab

28:16Love the greens

28:17Love the colour

28:18Look at this

28:19You have two big drawers for your food

28:21Jesus

28:22Oh my god

28:24I'd be the same girl

28:25I love how happy she is

28:26Even with the drawers

28:27Yeah

28:28Yeah

28:28This is unbelievable stuff

28:29It's great isn't it?

28:31Yeah

28:31Isn't it?

28:31Yeah it's real

28:32Now it's way it hurts

28:33Oh that's so sweet

28:35I have so much respect for people who get on with it

28:37Because I feel like if that was me

28:39You'd never hear the end of it

28:41One thing Ireland does very well is a home

28:43Renault show

28:44Or just shows about homes

28:46I don't know how they do it though

28:47Because no one can get a fucking home

28:48In Dublin

28:50I made two neighbours one night

28:53They told me we were very weird

28:54Michael and Lucy are reminiscing on their unlikely friendship

28:58I dropped to home and they were all saying they were a bit of a weird friend

29:03They weren't

29:04They did not

29:05My neighbours love me

29:06I met nice old ladies and they said

29:09No you didn't

29:10No you didn't

29:10They were walking a dog

29:12You can't handle the truth

29:13I think you were the most ridiculous person I know

29:16Is that a compliment?

29:19You're just ridiculous

29:21I know

29:23I can't help it

29:24On Thursday night

29:27We tuned in to Comedy Central to watch something a little bit different

29:31Yeah

29:35Oh it's cartoon

29:37Almost run out

29:38Lucy

29:43Yes eh

29:44Why are we watching a child's programme?

29:47The show introduced us to some students from South Park Elementary

29:51Hey Butters

29:53Oh well uh

29:54Hey Red

29:55Oh Butter

29:56What you're doing this weekend

29:57See it starts off all nice way

29:59Yeah yeah

30:00And it seems like a kind of sweet little cartoon

30:01Yeah yeah

30:02And then it goes completely sideways

30:03I'm having a birthday party at my house

30:05And I was seeing if maybe

30:06You'd want to

30:07Come hang out

30:08Oh I'd love to come hang out with you on your birthday Red

30:11And um maybe I'll text you my birthday wish list too

30:13In case you know

30:14You want to get me a present

30:15The boo-boo

30:18Those things have my life round

30:20Do you know what they are?

30:21The little dolls

30:22The boo-boos

30:23No way

30:24You haven't heard of the boo-boos have you?

30:26You're not on TikTok enough

30:27No

30:28Here is my birthday gift wish list

30:30This exact boo-boo

30:35Direct

30:35Oh very

30:36I'm all over the lefufus

30:38Because we go to the Chinese shop in Spain

30:40And we get the lefufus

30:41Because I'm not buying the lefufus

30:42There's where you went to in Spain

30:47That's where I go to in Spain

30:48Welcome to shitty Asian pop-up store

30:51Can I take an autoprase?

30:52Oh god

30:53Well actually I'm looking for a lefufu

30:55Oh yeah

30:56I would love a lefufu

30:57You buy mystery box

31:00You open it

31:00Hopefully you get the one you want

31:02Well okay I'll take one

31:04So you know if you want to take off on TikTok

31:06That's what you need to be doing

31:08Lefufus

31:09Yeah

31:09I swear to god

31:11If you started unboxing

31:12Lefufus on TikTok

31:13You would fly

31:14Also in the show

31:16We followed some surprising faces

31:19And their slightly more surprising relationship

31:21And you'd love this fucker on

31:25Oh and there's the prince of darkness

31:26Who's been travelling with the president as of late

31:29What Fox News really wants to know is

31:31Are you fucking Satan?

31:33He said a very bad word

31:35No I'm not fucking Satan

31:38We're just sort of hanging out

31:41They really go there don't they?

31:42They go there

31:43They really go there

31:44No holes barred

31:45Fox News has obtained some footage of President Trump seeming to be fucking Satan

31:49This was at a golf course yesterday where the president was heroically golfing

31:53These lads

31:54How do they get away with this?

31:57You can just make out Satan going behind a bush and President Trump right there

32:00No

32:01No

32:01Ah here

32:02No

32:03No

32:04No

32:04He's fucking Satan

32:05Karen what do you think?

32:06I think the president is definitely fucking Satan

32:08You're crying

32:11Later the show took us to a sweet little children's birthday party

32:17Happy birthday red

32:19Go on butters

32:20I hope it works

32:21I think butters wore a tie for the day

32:22Oh

32:23I got the super rare

32:24All thanks to butters

32:25She loves it

32:26Are you going to do it?

32:27Yeah

32:28We're going to go upstairs and do it

32:30Oh

32:30Hey if anyone wants to watch us do it

32:34Come on up

32:34Uh oh

32:35Oh

32:36Here we go

32:38Sorry excuse me

32:40Hey we want to watch

32:41Yeah come on in you guys

32:43They say that the boobos are demonic

32:47That's the thing people are saying

32:48Oh are they

32:49Because they look like little devils

32:50Yeah

32:51Why haven't you just getting a bouncy castle and a magician

32:53Yeah

32:54This is

32:58Year time

33:00Year time

33:02It's coming to life

33:03Uh oh

33:03I do kind of want a little boo-boo now

33:05Ta-da

33:08I had a feeling it might have turned into the president

33:11That's just ridiculous

33:13Wait that thing is fucking Satan

33:15No I'm not fucking Satan

33:18This is going to piss him off so much

33:20Do you think I'll see it though?

33:22Oh god yes he sees everything about him

33:24He's a narcissist

33:25Can you still hear?

33:31Uh

33:31There is Satan

33:32Uh they're definitely hanging out

33:34Come on let's go

33:36Lucifer

33:38What?

33:39A showdown

33:39People call me Lucifer

33:41I bid you leave this realm at once

33:43In fairness to Satan he works out

33:45All right fine here

33:47You all want to know the truth

33:49Yes we're together

33:53What's that mean?

33:59It's a pregnancy test

34:00Sorry

34:01This is way above my pay right here

34:03Whoa whoa

34:05You're getting paid?

34:06Any plans for the Christmas?

34:07Stupid

34:08So Fox News can now confirm

34:11Donald Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time

34:14God in heaven help us

34:16That definitely wouldn't have got on the den Ray

34:20No

34:21Definitely wouldn't have been on the den

34:23I'm just glad somebody is looking at the absurdity of him

34:26And satirizing the whole thing

34:29Book delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland

34:40Book delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland

34:45In Rathfarnham

34:53Long time friends and colleagues Mary and Marty

34:57There she is

34:59There she is

35:01How are we?

35:02I have a present for you

35:03What's that?

35:04Ha ha ha

35:05Oh

35:06Oh

35:08When we used to drink

35:09Oh yeah

35:10When we used to drink

35:10That's open house

35:11That is 90

35:131999

35:141999

35:151999 champagne

35:16Wow

35:17Would it explode in a flurry?

35:18I wouldn't part with the bottle

35:20No

35:20You gave it to me

35:21I remember it now

35:23I remember it now

35:23I wouldn't open it though

35:24I wouldn't open it

35:25No

35:26Would it like us have matured with age do you think?

35:29Well not as well as us

35:31Well there is now

35:32This week a new series on Paramount Plus gave us a revealing look at dating today

35:38This programme contains full frontal nudity, offensive language and sexual references

35:42Just what we needed

35:44Turn it up

35:45I'm back with the most jaw-dropping dating experience in the world

35:49Look at the man's teeth

35:51Oh it's great teeth

35:52This is dating naked

35:55Oh

35:56Yay

35:56Full frontal nudity

35:58Nice house

36:04Lovely

36:05Hope the heating's on

36:06The show introduced us to its cast of very confident contestants

36:12I never used to be confident with my body because I'm not the finnest of girls

36:16I don't think we'll have an Irish version of this

36:18Because you know what happened?

36:21You'd rack up and you'd be like oh there's me cousin Meeha

36:23Some of us have insecurities

36:25Oh straight away

36:27Yeah

36:28I guess

36:29I remember when we were on Halls and Costell's Hall you got the boobs out

36:32Were you getting the boobs out on the holidays now Lyle?

36:34Like no I don't remember

36:36Like do you need to see it?

36:39I'm sure you might as well get it all out on the table the first night

36:42We are so much more than our clothes

36:45I hope we can just get to know each other for who we really are

36:48Of course

36:49Okay yeah that's why you chose this programme

36:51I'm sure Todd's are out

36:52I'm finally ready

36:55Splashing around the place

36:56The Lord protect us and save us

37:01Should we meet our first naked newbie?

37:04I can't take him with his teeth

37:06Again

37:07You're looking at Rylan

37:09We'll be discussing the garden next

37:14I've been told many times that I look like a Greek god

37:17So watch out boys

37:19Would you be fond of a bum Nuala?

37:20He's a lovely bum

37:21I used to love the bums

37:23Really?

37:24And I still am obsessed with that

37:26A dais and arse

37:27Shut up

37:30Oh my god where is his penis?

37:33I feel like I'm watching this

37:34Close the eyes

37:36Close the eyes

37:37Oh my god you can see their whim whams

37:39I actually can't believe it

37:40He does make a good first impression

37:42Would you not give it a wee little fluff before you went in there?

37:45They probably did

37:45You would have to

37:46You definitely have been fluffing

37:47You know what?

37:48I was actually having a lovely day up until about right now

37:51Is that the time Mary?

37:52Oh please

37:53I have to go and get me

37:54I have to go and get the bus Mary

37:55In the show

37:57In the show we followed newbie Evan

37:59As he went on a couple of sweet dates

38:01Maybe we should have a person ice cream

38:05And then you can taste mine and I can taste yours

38:08Ah for the love of God

38:10No

38:11So how's the family?

38:17Oh great thanks very much

38:19I hope we're not prudish

38:20No no

38:21You're not prudish

38:22Nor am I for heaven's sake

38:23Neither of us ever would be

38:24But this is just nonsense

38:26Yeah

38:27The only sprinkles Evan's concerned with

38:29Are the ones stuck between his bum cheeks

38:31I got a sweet tooth

38:32And I'm looking for a cavity

38:33There may be a dumping on the horizon

38:35But before the dark clouds roll in

38:38What have we here?

38:39This looks cute

38:40I've sent Evan, Keir, Kelsey and Connor

38:43On a double date

38:44Of Cockroquet

38:45Oh yeah stop

38:46That was a bit

38:49That was a bit hard

38:51I think they were enjoying

38:53Feeling free

38:54And really showing what they had

38:55Sorry

38:57What is the object of this

38:59Dave just shut up

39:00Yeah exactly

39:01Shut up and watch

39:02I don't want to know

39:03Like if they were just naked and dating

39:09It would be quite freeing

39:10But I think because they're making them do like

39:12Stupid stuff

39:14That's the degrading bit

39:15Yes

39:16Oh my god

39:18Depressing

39:19So now would you present

39:21The Irish version of that

39:22Oh yeah

39:24In South Dublin

39:30Cheers

39:31Big ears

39:32I said that once to someone

39:34Who had big ears

39:35It was a bad thing

39:36Rosie

39:37And her friend Frankie

39:39To you what am I

39:40You're like a handsome guy

39:42You're a good looking handsome masculine gay guy

39:45I know you call yourself a woman and everything

39:49Because you like to do your nails

39:50But your whole presence is kind of like

39:54Yeah I'm in control

39:55Oh that's a compliment isn't it

39:57I think so

39:57Yeah yeah yeah

39:58No one ever said to me

40:01You're a real feminine woman

40:03Yeah

40:03And that's okay because I'm not

40:06On Wednesday we tuned in to Sky Cinema Sci-Fi Horror

40:11To celebrate the 50th anniversary of this

40:14Classic film

40:15Jaws

40:17Jaws

40:18Jaws

40:19It was a great movie

40:23I've never seen this

40:27Shut the front door

40:28Apparently dolphins are

40:30Meaner than sharks

40:32That's just propaganda spread by sharks

40:35I love it

40:41I don't know if that's the reaction

40:42You're meant to have to a shark attack

40:44I think you're meant to be frightened

40:45I know

40:46God please no

40:48So this is a comedy for you is it

40:53In the film we watched police chief Brody

40:59Prepare to tell the town's mayor

41:00That he wants to close the beach

41:03Here's a man who only wants to keep the whole place open

41:06Because that's when they make money

41:07You yell shark

41:08We've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July

41:13They'd have to investigate

41:14I'm sure what's there to investigate like

41:17A shark went ate a girl

41:19Case closed

41:20There's some starters going out

41:28He gets told he can't ban the people going in the water

41:32So they go in

41:33And then this happens

41:35Uh oh

41:39If they could hear that music

41:42They'd know he's coming

41:43The music is so good

41:45That I feel like

41:45If you played that to someone

41:47Who'd never experienced this film before

41:48You'd go

41:48Is that about a shark?

41:51Is it about a shark?

41:55Did you see that?

41:59Oh Jesus

42:01That's awesome

42:02Blood fountain

42:03That's awesome

42:04Remember this as a kid

42:07Because I was like

42:08He's a little boy

42:09And I was like

42:10I am a little boy

42:11I could also be turned into a blood fountain

42:14He really is a proper blood fountain

42:16Did you and your mother

42:17Had a movie you used to watch together?

42:18Wizard of Oz

42:19And my nana would be afraid of it

42:22Because of all the tiny people

42:23We watched as the townspeople

42:26Gathered for a timely chat

42:28About their new arrival

42:29Any special questions?

42:31Mr. Mayor

42:32A lot of people are saying

42:33There was a blood fountain

42:34Can you confirm

42:35The rumours of a blood fountain?

42:42Ah

42:42That's my most hated bit

42:44I'd rather watch the shark

42:46Eat them all

42:46Than listen to that again

42:47You all know me

42:49Know how I earn a living

42:51I'll find your shark

42:52And I'll kill him

42:53And I'm kind of Irish

42:54Don't ask me why

42:56$10,000 for me by myself

42:59For that you get the head

43:01The tail

43:02The whole damn thing

43:05Didn't you interview his son

43:07Or something recently?

43:08Quite possibly

43:09I did!

43:11She finds work so memorable

43:12No, I focus when I need to focus

43:15Later in the film

43:17We followed the shark hunting efforts

43:20Of three men

43:20On their questionably sized boat

43:23Jump, scare

43:24Jump, scare

43:25Jump, scare

43:26I can go slow ahead

43:27Come on down and chump some of this shit

43:28Oh, Jaws is there

43:33Did you get a fright, Louie?

43:37No, but it's like

43:37You still do it

43:38It's like

43:39It's like the exorcist

43:40You scream

43:40This is where he says

43:45You're going to need a bigger boat

43:46You're going to need a bigger boat

43:51Is that where it comes from?

43:54Jaws

43:54Oh

43:55Do you know you'd be saying these phrases

43:57And you don't know where they're from

43:58If that's one of the best

43:59That

44:00And

44:01Luke

44:02What?

44:05Just Luke?

44:09The best line of Star Wars ever

44:11Luke

44:12Well, I think I can

44:13Pump 20 cc's of strictly nitrate into him

44:16If I can get close enough

44:18Always on the ozempic

44:20It's his own business

44:23I'm going to shrink him down to a goldfish, Chief

44:26Catch him in my bucket

44:28Okay, okay, I'm ready

44:31It's not something I think I'd do

44:34No

44:35Behind you

44:39Look, he's behind you

44:41There's a big rubber shark behind you

44:43He's kind of like Scampi in a basket there, really, isn't he?

44:50Oh

44:54Now, what do you think of that?

44:55Touch of the rubber

44:57It is about that

44:58He does look a little bit false like that, dear

45:01He looks more than

45:03It does not look like a shark

45:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

45:12Ah, lips

45:17Oh, jeez

45:18He's screaming a lot

45:24I suppose you would be, really

45:26He's like me after a few pints

45:36Into every cupboard in the house

45:39Go on, right?

45:44Go on, sir

45:45Smile, you son of a...

45:48Yay!

45:51Yay!

45:53And that is why I don't swim

45:56There's nothing but danger in there

45:58You're better off to stay on the couch

45:59Were you ever in a movie?

46:02Eh...

46:02Even a cameo

46:03Cameo, yeah

46:04It was called Ordinary Decent Criminal

46:07It was with Kevin Spacey in Dublin

46:09Yeah, it was a...

46:10Did he drop the hand?

46:11He didn't, actually, no

46:13I was very disappointed

46:13A man is shot dead during an illegal rave on a building site

46:20Ridley and the team investigate

46:22As all-new Whitley continues Friday at 9 on Virgin Media Play and One

46:26Oh, in a perfect world

46:32In a perfect world

46:36Oh, in a perfect, perfect world

46:42If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in this program

46:50Please visit our support page

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46:56Thank you

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