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00:00Oh look, he's giving it, he's got the shahita.
00:02Hey, hey, hey, get it on me.
00:03He's hitting you with the shahita, he's got the slipper.
00:05Hey, hey, you've been hanging around with your grandma too much.
00:09Put down the sandal, I've got food.
00:11Woo-la-la! Woo-la!
00:14Every evening in Australia...
00:16What the hell's going on?
00:18Oh, we're making a TV show, that's what we're doing, baby.
00:20TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:23Absolutely no chance, champ.
00:25But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:27Yeah, baby!
00:28Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:34That's it.
00:35So low budget, aren't we?
00:37Honestly, who watches this stuff?
00:40Shh, it's good.
00:42This week we saw Talking About Your Gen.
00:44Oh, it's back!
00:46Go to Gen Z!
00:47You don't know who John Farnham is?
00:49Shame on you, shame, shame, shame!
00:51We discovered the new Korean music show...
00:54K-pop!
00:56Featuring...
00:56Kylie Minogue!
00:57Oh, my God, I've just gone to gay heaven.
01:00And we fell in love with Jay and Pamela.
01:03How beautiful that they found each other.
01:06They're like the perfect love story.
01:07I love you.
01:08I love you.
01:09I love you both!
01:11In Brisbane, Kevin's worried about a worsening medical condition.
01:22Bob and I went down to the local, put 20 bucks in the pokies and my foot started to cramp up.
01:28I had to get up and then do laps around the pokies trying to walk my cramp out.
01:34You need a motorised scooter.
01:36Tuesday on 10, we watch the reboot of a classic quiz show.
01:40I love quiz shows.
01:41What is it?
01:41It's Talking About Your Gen.
01:43Oh, it's back!
01:45Talking about your generation.
01:47Hello, I'm Anne Edmonds.
01:49Oh, Anne Edmonds is running it.
01:51Yes, the show that takes you from home alone to drinking alone and then dying alone.
01:55What happens in this show?
01:58So this is a trivia show and it pits all the generations against each other.
02:02Let's meet our players for tonight.
02:05Generation X, Dave Hughes and Todd McKenney.
02:08We are Gen X.
02:09No, you are not.
02:10You're a boomer.
02:10I am Gen X.
02:11How hilarious that boomers are too old for this show now.
02:14Oh, because they're all off dying alone.
02:16Gen Y, the cool generation that are low-key still living with their parents.
02:20It's Tommy Little and Carrie Bickmore.
02:22Gen Y, let's go!
02:24Gen Y.
02:24Oh, and Gen Z, the generation that hasn't brought us anything yet.
02:28That's us!
02:29Who are they?
02:30Nisa Nandala and Will Geer!
02:32Probably TikTokers.
02:34I watch all of his videos.
02:36You've met our teams, now it's time to play our first game.
02:39Mullet Over.
02:41Mullet Over, I love that.
02:43Our teams will be shown some of the greatest mullets from across the generation.
02:47It's up to our teams to buzz in and tell me the name of the person rocking the mullet.
02:51Old farts love a bit of trivia.
02:52Let's do this.
02:53This is great.
02:54Let's have a look at our first mullet.
02:56Aiky, breaky heart.
02:58Billy Ray Cyrus.
02:58Billy Ray Cyrus.
02:59Yes.
03:00George Michael.
03:04Come on, Gigi.
03:05What's wrong with you, man?
03:06Billy Ray Cyrus.
03:09They got it.
03:09Go to Gen Z.
03:10Helping out the oldies.
03:12Here's our next mullet.
03:13That's an easy one.
03:14Kappa.
03:15Oh, you go Lachlan McCarthy.
03:17No.
03:18Oh, bullshit.
03:18You idiot.
03:19What?
03:19He just made that up.
03:20As a strategy, Gen Z, don't just guess.
03:22Warwick Kappa Vlaka.
03:24Warwick Kappa.
03:25Whackity Doodle.
03:27Here is your last mullet.
03:29Oh, that's easy.
03:30John Farnham.
03:31It's John Farnham.
03:32Yes, it is.
03:33Yes.
03:33We're three out of three.
03:35Yeah, but all the people are over 60 that they've put up on the screen.
03:39Sorry, question from Gen Z.
03:40Who's John Farnham?
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43You don't know who John Farnham is?
03:45Shame on you.
03:46Shame, shame, shame.
03:47Get out.
03:48Get out.
03:49Get out.
03:50Just get out.
03:51Where have they been?
03:52Under a rock?
03:53He's only had 85 comeback tours.
03:54For the next battle of the ages.
03:56Gen Y will be given a series of items and they need to arrange them from least expensive to
04:01most expensive.
04:02I thought the price is right.
04:03Okay.
04:04I'm into this.
04:05First up.
04:06It is a CD player from 1992.
04:08That would have been expensive back in the day.
04:11$3.98.
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:13A house in Merrickville in 1977.
04:1630 grand.
04:1740 grand.
04:1850 bucks.
04:19And the highest number on the book.
04:21Yeah.
04:2254 dollars?
04:24We're not far off the mark there.
04:26Melbourne to Sydney flight in 1973.
04:29Oh!
04:3054?
04:31I think that could be the two and a half grand.
04:33Man, this is hard.
04:34How do you reckon?
04:35This is a bit tricky.
04:36I don't reckon.
04:37Move that one aside.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Flip them around.
04:40Okay, like that?
04:41Yep.
04:42No, no, no, no.
04:432,500.
04:44Less.
04:45Less.
04:46This is actually the price is right.
04:47What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50What?
04:51What?
04:52Flight will be $300.
04:53No, the flight was more expensive.
04:54Do it that way.
04:55You reckon Camry the most expensive?
04:56No.
04:57Move it that way.
04:58Just lock it in.
04:59You're taking forever.
05:00Cheapest thing was Melbourne to Sydney return flight.
05:03Yes!
05:04$54.
05:05Really?
05:06In 1973.
05:07It was 50 years ago.
05:0842 inch plasma TV.
05:09$17.
05:10$17,000.
05:11No way!
05:12Who would pay $17,000?
05:14For Tully.
05:15Oh, we bought one of those, Matt.
05:17Let's move on.
05:18Gen X.
05:19Your category is music.
05:20Your game is hay fever.
05:22Music.
05:23What I'm going to do is play a track where people say hey.
05:26Gen X need to identify as many songs as they can.
05:29Oh, you're going to note a song.
05:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:32Ooh, don't you forget about me.
05:38God, you're old.
05:39Simple Minds.
05:40Is Simple Minds on the board?
05:41Yes!
05:42Yep, yep.
05:43Who?
05:44Is it me you're looking for?
05:46Elina Ritchie.
05:47Yes.
05:48But to be fair, he did say hello, not hey, but anyway.
05:51All right, ready?
05:53Yeah, slower.
05:54Nah.
05:55We're the monkeys.
05:57Feel like we're monking around.
05:59We're too busy, guaranteed.
06:01Hey, hey, we're the monkeys for the guests.
06:03Yes!
06:04Yes!
06:05Gen X is killing it!
06:07Okay, I guess that means time's up.
06:09Let's tally up the scores.
06:10Who's going to win?
06:11Gen Z is winning.
06:12I guess Gen X.
06:13Is Gen X still away?
06:14So tonight's winner is...
06:16Oh, come on.
06:17Go Y.
06:18Gen Z!
06:19Gen X!
06:20Gen X!
06:21Oh, Gen X!
06:22Yeah!
06:23Oh, Gen X won.
06:24Gen X going straight to bed to celebrate.
06:26She's been talking about your Gen now.
06:28Stop!
06:29Oh, I thought that was fantastic.
06:31I'm excited to watch every episode.
06:33After watching this, I've realised Gen Z, ugh.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:37How can they not know?
06:38How can they not do it?
06:39Who Johnny Barnum is?
06:40Tom is!
06:41In Sydney, Mia and Bree have been using their father's car.
06:55So we've run into poles in Dad's car.
06:57We've spilled coffee in Dad's car.
06:59Yep.
07:00Maybe we should stop borrowing Dad's car.
07:02Fair.
07:03Can I borrow yours?
07:04No.
07:05I'm setting out on a new series of railway adventures.
07:09Oh, there's one thing I love.
07:11What is it?
07:12Trains.
07:13To explore some of Britain's most beautiful and historic regions.
07:17Oh, what's this show called again?
07:20Great British Railway Jarlis.
07:22I am beginning my exploration of stunning countryside in South East England.
07:27Mr. Train Man, the most colourful man in the world.
07:30Ricky Stein.
07:32It's not Rick Stein.
07:33Yeah, it's train enthusiast Michael Portillo.
07:35You like this bloke, don't you, though?
07:37I like his outfits.
07:38I begin in the county of Kent.
07:40He's got a purple satin shirt underneath.
07:43What could go with this egregious purple shirt?
07:45I know, green, black and red striped jacket.
07:49Looks like a fruit salad to me.
07:52Many of the early railway routes have not survived,
07:55but I'm using the London to Hastings line.
07:57Very popular, isn't it, that line?
07:58It's a well-used commuter line.
08:00Well used?
08:01There's literally no-one on the train with him.
08:03He gets on, everyone gets off.
08:05I'll be travelling two stops to Etchingham,
08:07which is the most wooded part of England.
08:09Oh, my God, how gorgeous.
08:11Yeah, but it's from a drone.
08:12You don't see it from the train.
08:14It's home to the largest collection of conifers in the world.
08:17What's a conifer?
08:18This is a type of pine tree.
08:20Oh, a pine tree.
08:21It's so different from what I expected.
08:22Look at that jacket he's put on.
08:25Jeepers. He's not going to get lost in the forest, that bloke.
08:28He's like all the wiggles in one.
08:29When you stand here and you look at this,
08:31I hope it takes your breath away.
08:33Does it take your breath away?
08:35It's certainly taken my breath away.
08:36At their age, man, most things take their breath away.
08:39Which is very intriguing.
08:40Have you seen the size of the bloke's ears?
08:42I have, yes, actually.
08:43They're huge.
08:44I heard that they stay the same.
08:45That's why, like, I grew into my ears,
08:47because when I was younger, they were huge.
08:48Who told you you grew into them?
08:49OK.
08:50This is the most exciting botanical discovery of the last century.
08:55Ooh.
08:55Found in 1994 in Australia.
08:58That's from Australia, that tree.
08:59Oh, wow.
09:00This apparently unimpressive conifer.
09:02The thing is, though, if they're next to your house,
09:05they all drop all the stuff in the ground.
09:06You've got to blow it away, sweep it away.
09:08In the natural habitat, there is less than 100 trees left in the wild.
09:11We had one.
09:12And what did we do?
09:13Got to chop down.
09:14Yeah, throw it.
09:15And the fossils take back over 200 million years,
09:17so it's effectively a dinosaur tree.
09:20Dinosaur tree?
09:21Why do we need to know about this?
09:23Because it used to be in the Dark Ages in the dinosaur years,
09:27and they found it again.
09:29And as a special tree, would you like to plant one of the trees with us?
09:32Wow, that's awesome.
09:33Do it.
09:34And the team has identified a perfect spot where it should thrive.
09:37I love that this show has segued from trains to trees.
09:42What a lovely specimen.
09:43That's awesome.
09:44Like, if you're a boring person, you're having a great time.
09:47Oh, I love this.
09:48I feel privileged.
09:50I suppose.
09:53Come on, straight in there, Michael!
09:56That's all he's doing.
09:57Half a shovel.
09:58Oh!
09:59That was painful to watch.
10:01And such is the honour, I'm moved to say a few words.
10:05We're not doing a speech for the tree, are we?
10:07No, there's no need for a speech.
10:09I feel dwarfed and humbled by this tiny tree.
10:12Oh, goodness.
10:13What are we watching, Gunji?
10:15And I trust that this tree will grow tall.
10:18May she prosper, grow strong.
10:19I want him to hit me over the head with a shovel.
10:21Let me bury you.
10:22Yeah, he'll bury me next to the tree.
10:24That's enough.
10:26Let's get back on the train.
10:27Ah, yes.
10:28Back to the trains.
10:29Many listed houses dot the landscape.
10:32Look at this house.
10:33Wow.
10:34It's beautiful.
10:34A haven for those who love to tickle the ivories.
10:37Tickle the ivories?
10:39I choose not to tickle the ivory.
10:41And within the grade one listed mansion, a way has been found to house these great instruments.
10:47How do they get the piano in there?
10:49This is extraordinary.
10:50Ikea flat packs.
10:52I doubt it.
10:53Ikea doesn't sell pianos.
10:54Because you've got a vault for every pianist, by the way.
10:56A vault for every pianist?
10:57Pianist.
10:59We only take eight guests at a time and each of them gets their own grand piano.
11:03So this is a piano camp for nerds?
11:05No, this is a cult, my friend.
11:07What a beautiful setting.
11:08Hey, guys.
11:09All the guests are women, by the way.
11:10This is so creepy.
11:12Isn't it charming to play in the garden?
11:14Absolutely stunning.
11:15Michael, run.
11:17Michael.
11:17What are you going to play?
11:18Play Wonderwall.
11:19Yeah, send us on our way.
11:24Look, Michael's been a great presenter, to be honest.
11:27He's the best.
11:27Doing the best with what he's got.
11:28Tomorrow, I'll press on westwards.
11:31On he goes, Michael.
11:33To the next train.
11:38I am Michael Portillo.
11:40Thank you to all the rich, boring people who just watched this.
11:53Just getting a massage from my back on the weekend.
11:56Before the masseuse started, she asked me for consent to touch me.
12:02That is extremely weird.
12:05I know.
12:05What else do you do with a massage?
12:06That's what I was thinking.
12:07I was like, you have to touch me.
12:09I thought consent was booking the massage.
12:11Mmm.
12:12I was like, what kind of massages did you book?
12:14My kitchen rules, Leanne.
12:19Get excited, my man.
12:20We're about to watch some cooking.
12:21Are we still in home visits?
12:22Because home visits are my favorite.
12:24In Sydney's well-heeled eastern suburbs,
12:27Yes.
12:27Feisty cousins Mel and Jacinta are warming up to host the final instant restaurant of this round.
12:33We're in Bondi, babe.
12:35Oh my God.
12:35Have they saved the best for last?
12:37No, they have.
12:37Oh, it's the lady who doesn't eat meat.
12:41At the end of the night, the team on the bottom of the leaderboard will be eliminated.
12:46Elimination.
12:48High stakes at MKR.
12:51No stakes for them.
12:52Tonight Mel and I really want to bring the food that we love to cook, we know we're good at.
12:57I do hope they go with just a vegetarian option.
13:01So I'm just going to cut the beef, get it into chunks.
13:03Oh, it's meat. It's meat.
13:06Okay, they're not going with that option.
13:08To avoid going home, Mel and Jacinta need to beat this team who are at the bottom of the leaderboard.
13:13Hopefully.
13:14Here we go, Mel and Lowe.
13:16Oh, they're the Logan Bogan.
13:19The bottom of the leaderboard is not where we wanted to be.
13:22We've given up a lot to be here.
13:24Really? Have you?
13:25You're 20.
13:26You've been there for two weeks.
13:30Hey, I hate you all.
13:33I don't think anyone was deaf.
13:34I don't know why they did that.
13:35Tonight you guys are invited to the new exclusive restaurant, Beverly Social.
13:40Ooh!
13:41Ooh, I hate the name.
13:43I'm thinking salads with the side of Ozempic.
13:46Shut up.
13:47Oh my God, this bloke.
13:49Yep, that's Michael.
13:50He's the meat master.
13:52I'm the meat master Michael.
13:54Let's see what he thinks of the menu.
13:55These girls might not know exactly what perfect meat looks like.
14:00Even the judges are like, shut up, Michael, you're annoying me.
14:03As the meat master, I'm going to be looking at this meat with a microscope.
14:06They better know what they're doing in that kitchen.
14:08You know what?
14:09If you went on this cooking show, I think you would claim yourself as a meat master.
14:14I am the meat master.
14:15There you go.
14:16I'm going to go check on the beef.
14:18I'm going to see how the meat's getting cooked.
14:20He's not.
14:21Wait, are you going in there?
14:23No!
14:23How do you get to come in here?
14:25What is going on in here?
14:27You are not the no.
14:29It is not your show.
14:31I just genuinely just want to have a quick look at the meat.
14:33Oh, get out, you moron.
14:35You know what?
14:35You'd probably do that as well.
14:37You remind me of this guy.
14:38You know, the meat master loves his meat.
14:41I hate him.
14:41I hate him.
14:42Take a shot every time he says the meat master.
14:44I'll be deceased.
14:45As the meat master, I had to check on the meat.
14:47It was like a sauna.
14:48Smoke, steam.
14:49Hey, that's my type of kitchen.
14:51Okay.
14:51No, that's fine.
14:52You pull it out.
14:53Oh, he's not wrong.
14:54Yes!
14:55That's mum's.
14:57That's my kind of kitchen.
14:58Kate, that's not normal.
14:59Just to let you know.
15:00Oh my God, the top of it's burnt.
15:01Like all the fatty bits is burnt.
15:04I am freaking out.
15:06It's black.
15:07Do you know what?
15:07I'm just going to do this.
15:09Oh yeah.
15:10Okay.
15:10Yep.
15:11Cool.
15:11That does not work with slow cooked meat.
15:14Sorry, meat master.
15:15It looks caramelised though.
15:16I like it.
15:17That's not caramelised.
15:19That's right.
15:19It's freaking incinerated.
15:21Bon appetit.
15:22Okay.
15:23Let's see what the meat master thinks.
15:25I am the meat master.
15:26There were pieces that were cooked to perfection, but there's also pieces on my plate that were
15:32dried out and toasted on top.
15:34No, no, two, one.
15:35No.
15:36No.
15:36Ah, ha, ha, ha.
15:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:39Shut up, nerd.
15:40A little bit disappointed I've got to say.
15:42I don't know if I'm surprised, man, that the vegetarians couldn't cook meat.
15:46It's okay.
15:46We've still got dessert, girls.
15:47Let's go.
15:48Sweet treats.
15:48Tofu, mocha, moose, tofu?
15:53Tofu, mocha, moose, get in the bin.
15:57Oh.
15:58I love tofu like every other Asian, but even I think this has gone too far.
16:03Send them home now.
16:04Hang on.
16:05It doesn't look that bad.
16:06Ah!
16:07They're going home.
16:10They're going home.
16:10They're going home.
16:12This is why tofu does not belong in a moose.
16:16Forget being from Bondi, these guys are from Bye Bye.
16:19All right, time to find out the scores.
16:22The score I'm giving you for your main course is a four.
16:28That is harsh.
16:29For your dessert tonight, I score you a three.
16:35That leaves you with a grand total score of 50.
16:38See you later, alligator.
16:42You have been eliminated.
16:44Sorry, ladies.
16:45See you later.
16:46Oh no, they're home.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Do they have to wait for everyone else to go?
16:50Get out of my house.
16:51Did this just happen?
16:53Yeah, I just feel a bit injustice.
16:55Injustice?
16:56You burnt the meat and you overcooked dessert.
16:58You overcooked something you put in the fridge.
17:01That means lol and lil, congratulations.
17:03You live to fight another day.
17:05Yes, Logan's still in the game.
17:07Logan, Logan.
17:09You have made it to kitchen headquarters.
17:11Oh, now we go to the main headquarters like we're on MasterChef.
17:15Um, not exactly.
17:17Wait, what?
17:17If you want to make it to kitchen headquarters...
17:19You're going to cook off?
17:20You're going to have to prove yourself.
17:21Oh, twist.
17:23And that means cooking against three new teams...
17:27Three new teams are coming in.
17:29...who think they're better than you.
17:31Oh, they're bringing in.
17:32Oh, we've got intruders!
17:33The home kitchens are the best part of MKR,
17:36so I like to stretch it out as much as possible.
17:38Strap yourself in, Simon.
17:39And this is going to get us all the way through to Christmas lunch.
17:44What are we watching, dear?
18:01Did you not have a clean singlet?
18:03What's this shit?
18:05You haven't been to semis and had hot chips again, have you?
18:09Have you? Have you?
18:11I may have.
18:13This week on Paramount Plus...
18:14I'm Special Agent Tony D'Anozo.
18:16Who are you?
18:17Ziva David.
18:17Oh, Tony and Ziva.
18:20Are we talking spin-off?
18:22We sure are.
18:2320 years after the original NCIS team paired up.
18:26I used to love NCIS.
18:29It was like CSI, but for purely naval crimes.
18:31You jeopardized your entire career, and for what?
18:33For you.
18:34Oh, that's right.
18:35Remember they were in a love story in 2013?
18:38I'm fighting for you, Ziva.
18:40The chemistry was there, wasn't it?
18:41It was always there.
18:42And now that chemistry is taking them all the way to...
18:45October 25? It's not even October yet.
18:48They're ahead of the game here.
18:49And just in time to catch a French robbery in progress.
18:52What are we hacking into here, love?
18:56Ooh, we're hacking into a lot of dollars.
18:58That's what you're hacking into.
18:59Lots of euros, baby.
19:01And that's a problem for Tony, who now runs a security firm.
19:04Oh jeez, he looks different nowadays.
19:08Uh, give us a moment.
19:10Oh no, he's still hot.
19:11Oh, this is happening now.
19:14Yes.
19:14Can't control it remotely.
19:15We're under attack.
19:16They're taking all the money.
19:17Tones, hang it up.
19:18I'm afraid we're going to have to cut this short.
19:19One moment.
19:20We have another client in need.
19:21Gotta go.
19:22I'll be right back.
19:25Oh, we're already into the action.
19:26This is NCIS.
19:27This is what I'm talking about.
19:29Once NCIS, forever NCIS.
19:31Oh, shit.
19:34Somebody's stealing your money and we're going to try and stop it.
19:38Oh my god.
19:38Sacre bleu.
19:40Hurry up.
19:41Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:42All right.
19:46Oh, is that all it took?
19:47Ripping out the USB.
19:49It's not a USB.
19:50It's a small computer called...
19:519.4?
19:529.4.
19:53That little thing.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Yeah, that little thing.
19:56I wonder what happened to 9.3.
19:57Yeah, I know.
19:58Now, Tony needs to break the news to his client.
20:01Who wouldn't want to witness first-hand
20:02when Interpol is the victim of a crime?
20:04Oh, so Interpol is actually the victim here?
20:07Meet your thief.
20:08A thumb drive.
20:099.4.
20:10This little 9.4 could crash national economies.
20:13Nah.
20:13He could have come up with a better name.
20:14Took him a few efforts to get through to 9.4.
20:16Just tell me you can trace the transfers.
20:19We're working on it.
20:20In the meantime, Tony has another person that he needs to catch.
20:23Hi.
20:24Jesus!
20:24Thiever!
20:25Not quite.
20:26Here she is.
20:28What?
20:28Oh, they had a kid together?
20:29Yes!
20:30This is huge.
20:31Okay, you two have fun terrorising parents.
20:33Wait, are they together or are they not together?
20:36They are so not together.
20:37Why aren't they together anymore?
20:38And I just kept walking.
20:40That is so incredibly you.
20:42Okay, so they're not together, Matt, but they're co-parenting.
20:45Are they going to get back together?
20:47NCIS was built around will-they-won't-they-get-together,
20:50and now they've got a whole new show,
20:51will-they-won't-they-get-back-together.
20:53Yeah.
20:53Mate, nobody can resist 19 seasons of chemistry.
20:57And when Tony gets back to his office, he's got visitors.
21:00Three cops said they were notified and an alarm went off upstairs.
21:02There's the bad guy, I bet you.
21:04Those two men are not police.
21:06They work for me.
21:07And if I signal, that will kill everyone.
21:09Oh, yep, I told you.
21:10Bang, bang!
21:10You know what I'm here for.
21:12He wants the thumb drive.
21:13It's a 9.4.
21:14It's a 9.4.
21:15Don't give it, Tony.
21:16What is it?
21:18They're going to have his kid.
21:19They're going to have his kid.
21:20Yep, there it is.
21:21Don't hurt my daughter.
21:23Never put Tony Dinozo's family in the gun.
21:25Because he'll get Ziva on the case.
21:27No.
21:28No, no, no.
21:29Do you recognize the street?
21:31It's the Champs-Élysées.
21:32Go, go, go.
21:35She left like she was Batman.
21:36Go get your daughter, girl.
21:38Oh, Ziva is going to, pardon my French,
21:40fuck them up.
21:43And when she catches up with the kidnapper...
21:45Get him, Ziva!
21:48Oh!
21:48Oh, my God.
21:51Get this big-headed man out.
21:52I've had enough.
21:54How was that?
21:55Cool, Mom.
21:56This looks so expensive to clean up.
22:00Are you okay?
22:01God, this poor kid's going to need some therapy.
22:03It looks like Tony and Ziva have saved the day
22:05until Tony gets a call from his assistant.
22:08115 million euros was just wired into our corporate account.
22:11Using the 9.4.
22:13Oh!
22:14What?
22:15They put the money in his account.
22:16They've set him up.
22:17You have to see what this is, right?
22:19Why would I put the money in my corporate account?
22:21Someone is trying to use 9.4 to frame us.
22:23They're trying to use 9.4 to frame him.
22:25I don't want to believe that you two are involved in this.
22:27But I have to follow the facts.
22:29All roads lead to 9.4.
22:31Which means I'm issuing a red notice,
22:32which makes you fair game for the section, Tony.
22:35So now they're running.
22:36Nothing like a bit of cybercrime to bring your relationship back together.
22:39Back together.
22:40And Interpol is hot on their trail.
22:42Oh no, it's the chick from the start that originally hacked the place.
22:47She must be 9.4's mother.
22:48How bad is it, sir?
22:49What is it?
22:52What is it?
22:53What?
22:54She works for Interpol.
22:56She's like a dirty cop, basically.
22:58Oh.
22:58Now it's all coming together.
23:03And just like that, 9.4 is still on the loose.
23:06That twist at the end.
23:08I liked that.
23:09I liked it, yes.
23:10Yeah.
23:10Welcome back, team.
23:12Welcome back.
23:12And I still don't know if they will or they won't.
23:22So here, this is one of my favourite songs at the moment.
23:30Ah, what is it called?
23:32Um, no, it's not that one.
23:34Hold on.
23:34Oh, God, we're going to have to sit through our ads.
23:36Just give me a second, dude.
23:38Oh, this could be it.
23:39Hold on.
23:41Ads, man.
23:43I've got to pay for premium.
23:45This week on Apple TV, we popped over to Korea for...
23:49Food?
23:50No.
23:50The fashion.
23:51No.
23:53K-pop!
23:54Yes.
23:59So, you know what K-pop is, basically?
24:00No!
24:01So, K-pop's like the sort of the 90s boy bands and, you know,
24:03like the big dance numbers.
24:05And the fans are mantled.
24:10You know what it stands for?
24:11I would not have a clue.
24:12K-pop is Korean pop.
24:15Oh.
24:15Welcome to K-pop!
24:17Now, how do we play this?
24:18Two mega pop stars go head to head as their hits are given a
24:22K-pop twist.
24:24Awesome.
24:25And the audience decides who gets K-popped the best.
24:28So, who are they bringing in?
24:29It's Pop Icon.
24:31Kylie Minogue?
24:32What?
24:33I'm so excited to be K-popped.
24:35Miss Minogue, she can't do wrong.
24:37K-pop is huge.
24:38Well, all the gays would have been happy.
24:40Ah!
24:41Okay, settle down.
24:42Kylie!
24:43Kylie will be battling it out with...
24:46It's J Balvin!
24:48Who?
24:49J Balvin!
24:49Yeah, Latino gay.
24:50He's Colombian.
24:51That's right.
24:52And it's time to meet tonight's guest K-pop group.
24:55Atiz.
24:56Atiz!
24:57Do you reckon they're aware that their name of their band means an ass in Arabic?
25:01Absolutely not.
25:02For these two special collaborations, we split ATEEZ into two teams.
25:08Oh my god, this is sick.
25:09One to pair with Kylie and the other with J Balvin.
25:13Yeah, so ATEEZ has been split in half to do a J Balvin and a Kylie Minogue song.
25:17They compete against each other.
25:19All right, let's get to it.
25:21I'll let the battles begin.
25:24My ass and Kylie Minogue are performing.
25:26Okay, come on, Miss Minogue.
25:28I just can't get you out of my head.
25:31Well, she still sounds amazing.
25:33Still got it, doesn't she?
25:38Let's get K-pop.
25:39Oh, he's singing it in Korean.
25:43Wow.
25:44I love it.
25:45Yeah.
25:49Ready for the na-na-na, it's coming.
25:56Oh my god, I've just gone to gay heaven.
25:59We have ourselves a song battle.
26:01Next up.
26:04J Balvin being K-pop is going to be interesting.
26:07I don't know any of these guys songs.
26:09Oh!
26:12Oh, he makes this song.
26:20Singing in Spanish.
26:21How are you going to K-pop that?
26:22It's so Latina.
26:26Now, have we got Korean dudes singing in Spanish?
26:30Oh, they are.
26:31This is not K-pop.
26:32This is just a cover version.
26:36They did not change a single bit of that song.
26:38I guess the K stands for karaoke.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Studio audience, you get to decide who K-pop did the best.
26:45Do you think their lights will light up for who they want to win?
26:47Yes.
26:48Make your lights fix go gold for me hante.
26:51Or go purple for can't get you out of my head.
26:54Who do you think is better?
26:55Well, we have to go with our Aussie gal.
26:57This is Australia versus the world.
26:58We've already lost Survivor.
27:00It's our turn to win something.
27:01And the winner is...
27:02Out the lantern.
27:031, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
27:05Look highly.
27:06Purple.
27:09Which colour is that?
27:10Purple.
27:10Come on purple.
27:13Orange.
27:13Orange.
27:14Oh, the guys run.
27:15What?
27:16It's the most K-pop tracks tonight.
27:19K-drop.
27:20I'm going to put this politely.
27:25That's very good.
27:26I really like that.
27:27How did Kylie not win?
27:29She can get Korean barbecue while she's there.
27:31It's not all bad.
27:31Totally.
27:32I need extra.
27:46What did you need?
27:47It's all right.
27:48My second husband has figured it out for me.
27:50Thank you very much.
27:51That's right.
27:52My second husband or my third son.
27:53I don't know what Jad is, but he's one of them.
27:55I'm one of them.
27:55I'm one of them.
27:56Yeah.
27:57This week on Binge, we watched the heartwarming story of...
28:00Jay and Pamela.
28:02What's it about?
28:03It's a love story.
28:04I love a good love story, man.
28:06I'm Jay.
28:07I'm 28 years old.
28:09And this is my fiance, Pamela.
28:10Oh, wow.
28:11They're engaged.
28:12We were both born with osteogenesis imperfecta type 3.
28:17Osteogenesis imperfecta.
28:18Literally, the growth of bones was imperfect.
28:21It causes fragile bones, so we break easily.
28:25Together, we've had over 400 fractures.
28:28400 fractures.
28:29Wow.
28:30I've literally never broken a bone.
28:32They said that I would die before the age of one years old.
28:35Wow.
28:37Made it.
28:37Surprise.
28:38Still here.
28:38This is against all odds.
28:40Well, now they met.
28:41We met online.
28:42She slid into my Instagram.
28:44Oh, slid into the DMs.
28:46Nice.
28:47All the Beth romances happen.
28:48I've met all of my partners online.
28:51And she has a very nice butt.
28:54What?
28:55Very nice butt.
28:57She's the freak in the sheets.
28:58What?
28:59She's a freak in all the sheets?
29:00In all the sheets?
29:00Jay, bro.
29:01She just talked about her butt.
29:03Now she's a freak in the sheets.
29:04I've been slapping you stupid.
29:06One time when we had an intimate moment, she threw me against the wall.
29:13Oh, my God.
29:14She threw me against the wall.
29:16Damn, Pam.
29:17I love that.
29:18We have been engaged for almost two years now.
29:22And we plan on getting married in three months.
29:25What?
29:25Three months?
29:25Three months to organise a wedding.
29:27That's crazy.
29:28I'm just really excited to go check out the wedding venue today.
29:33What?
29:33Are you double checking the wedding venue?
29:35Nope.
29:35They're looking at it for the first time.
29:37Oh, no.
29:37Oh, the little twinkly light.
29:39Oh, it's a bit shit.
29:42Well, it's available in three months.
29:45For us, the most important part of any venue is the restroom.
29:49Boy.
29:49It's very important that we're able to reach things.
29:52See, we're so privileged.
29:53We don't even need to think of stuff like this.
29:55I want to try transferring to the toilet.
29:57Oh.
29:58How do you do that?
29:59This is interesting.
30:00You taught me this trick about...
30:02Oh, I get closer.
30:03Oh, wow.
30:06The bathroom has some space.
30:08That is a nice bathroom.
30:10Okay.
30:11Tick.
30:11Are they sold on the venue?
30:12Yeah, I'm excited.
30:13All right, well, let's get it.
30:15Woo!
30:16Look at how happy they are.
30:17They're so excited.
30:18I love this.
30:20With wedding plans all set, Pamela wants to share the excitement with her brother,
30:25but he has some bad news about their parents.
30:27What?
30:28To put it bluntly, I guess they just aren't accepting...
30:31Of what?
30:32The wedding, per se.
30:36So, they're not going to the wedding?
30:39Oh.
30:40That'd be excruciating, wouldn't it?
30:41You still want your family to love the person that you love?
30:45In a way, I do feel abandoned sometimes.
30:53But one person who hasn't abandoned Pamela is Jay's mum.
30:57I'm honoured that she invited me to go wedding dress shopping.
31:00Oh, so nice.
31:06She looks good there, doesn't she?
31:07You look absolutely amazing.
31:10Yes, I'm grateful that you guys are here.
31:12Oh.
31:13But she would have logged a mummy.
31:15It's just mind boggling that they have a daughter who medically wasn't meant to live a full life,
31:21living a full life and they don't want to be a part of it.
31:23Why?
31:25What if it's me?
31:26Why?
31:27What's not to approve about this relationship?
31:30They clearly love the shit out of each other.
31:33Oh, bro, they're peas in a pod.
31:35Something a lot of people don't know about me is...
31:37I am a transgender man.
31:42Oh, my God.
31:44He's a transgender man.
31:46I would not have expected that.
31:48I'm just really grateful that I have, you know, a great partner.
31:51So that's maybe what the family has an issue with.
31:54So what?
31:55It's no excuse?
31:56Still go to the wedding.
31:58I know you told me it's not my fault.
31:59Like, I mean, I am who I am.
32:01I'm not, like, gonna, like, change tomorrow.
32:03No, you're perfectly...
32:05You know, absolutely.
32:06Not only does he have to come to terms with this rare disease that he has,
32:11he also has to come to terms with the fact that he feels like he was born the wrong gender.
32:17That's crazy.
32:18It's a lot on one person's plate.
32:29How beautiful that they found each other.
32:30It's a strong relationship.
32:32Yeah.
32:33I love you.
32:34I love you.
32:37I love you both.
32:38Pluck the heartstrings why don't ya?
32:40Reckon I'll keep watching that.
32:42Oh, big time.
32:43They're like the perfect love story.
32:45Oh!
33:01Oh!
33:02Oh!
33:02My knees.
33:04Good old age.
33:06That's not...
33:07Not quite of this.
33:08Keith, have you seen when both of us try to get off this couch?
33:11That's why we just stay here all night.
33:14This week on Netflix, we watched the British version of our favourite blind dating show.
33:19Love is blind.
33:20UK.
33:21Shall we find out if love is truly blind?
33:24I think we shall.
33:25You guys remember what love is blind is?
33:27All the singles are going on dates with people they can't see and talking through a wall.
33:31And the only way that they can eventually see each other is if the guy proposes at the end.
33:35They actually get married on this show.
33:37It's so hectic.
33:37This is a real love show, Simon.
33:39How often do they get really divorced?
33:41Somewhat often.
33:43Let's go meet our singles.
33:44They're single and they want to mingle.
33:45Through a wall, yeah.
33:47And the first single to do that is Patrick.
33:49Hello, hello.
33:50What is he, Patrick?
33:51I'm a human design coach.
33:54What is that?
33:54What's a human design coach?
33:56Like a life coach, but I use spiritual system called human design.
34:00Oh god.
34:01That means it's unemployed and on the dole.
34:03I have this thing where I follow my spleen.
34:05What?
34:06We call it a splenic awareness, like an intuition thing.
34:08What a weird thing to say.
34:10I would say it's more of a feeling.
34:11A spleen feeling.
34:12What does your spleen feel like right now?
34:14The answer is it doesn't.
34:15I think I even had my spleen removed.
34:17Trust in my splenic instincts right in the moment.
34:19And she is not into it.
34:21And neither is the next girl.
34:22Listening to my spleen is the best way for me to find the love of my life.
34:26Oh, how interesting.
34:29And neither is she.
34:30I just follow my spleen.
34:31Have you ever heard of that before?
34:32No.
34:34Let's see if another single is having more luck.
34:37When people first meet me, they ever think I'm like this little sweetheart.
34:41Or they think I'm a bit of a cow.
34:43Uh-oh.
34:44Red flag.
34:44So she's a princess?
34:45But like Misty.
34:46I treat first dates like an interview.
34:49Ooh.
34:50Here we go.
34:51Dogs or cats?
34:52Um, I've got a cat.
34:54Mmm.
34:55Do you not like cats?
34:56Like a cat, you have to really work for its love.
34:58And I'm just really not here for that.
34:59I can see why Sophie's single.
35:01Let's see what this bloke thinks of her.
35:03Oh, this is Kieran.
35:04Mmm, good luck.
35:05Do you want kids?
35:06Yeah, I want kids.
35:07Do you?
35:08Yeah.
35:08Um...
35:09Two's ideal.
35:10Three maximum.
35:11I don't want an ugly car.
35:12Yeah.
35:13I like them.
35:14They're cute together.
35:15Just something about Kieran.
35:17Feels very easy with him.
35:19I just met my husband.
35:21I wonder if somebody else says I've met Kieran too.
35:23It's my husband.
35:24Well, funny you should say that.
35:26Hi, Kieran.
35:27Uh-oh.
35:28Megan, she's a dance and fitness instructor.
35:30Why are they sprawling on the floor now?
35:32The more into the person you are, the lower to the floor you get.
35:36I'm quite a sweaty person.
35:37Yeah, so am I.
35:38Oh, she's so in love.
35:39Look how low she is.
35:40Are you a cuddler?
35:42Look, what are you doing?
35:44Dude, I'm telling you, the floor is love.
35:46The date with Megan was amazing.
35:47I am very pleasantly surprised.
35:49God, if he likes this, Sheila, can you imagine Sophie?
35:51She's going to lose her mind.
35:52Oh, I wasn't.
35:53Oh, God.
35:54This is where the juice comes out now,
35:56when they all love the same bloke.
35:58I've got very good vibes from Kieran.
36:01There she is.
36:02Now Sophie's hearing Megan talk about how much she likes Kieran.
36:05I don't want to share.
36:07That's not me.
36:07I don't want to share, but I'm going to come on a TV show
36:09where we all date each other.
36:11Good point.
36:11So let's meet another single.
36:13I absolutely feel ready to meet my husband.
36:15Ashley, cabin crew manager.
36:18Good thing is you'd get cheap flights.
36:19Ashley, I'm Billy.
36:20Nice to meet you, Ashley.
36:21Billy.
36:21Billy.
36:22I'm actually in the army, so I'm still used to travelling around.
36:25Oh, army guy, flight attendant.
36:29Perfect.
36:30Yep.
36:30I was in the army cadets.
36:32I was in the army cadets as well.
36:33Oh, my God.
36:34Oh, my God.
36:35Cute.
36:35We should get married.
36:37I love your laugh, by the way.
36:38You're making me laugh every time you laugh.
36:40These two are hitting it off.
36:43He hasn't wiped the smile off his face.
36:44They're going to say I love you after three dates.
36:47I do feel really strongly for Billy.
36:50I think this is a good match.
36:52I feel we've got chemistry from the off, and I'm just falling for it day by day.
36:58Let's get comfortable.
36:59How are you today?
37:00I'm really excited.
37:02I've dressed up for you.
37:04Oh, he's on the floor.
37:05He's in love.
37:05So, I think there comes a time where you have to kind of be honest to people.
37:08Oh, no.
37:09Is he going to break up with her?
37:10Um...
37:14No!
37:15See?
37:16They can't leave us like that.
37:17Dude, what the hell?
37:19Will he ever get staff travelled?
37:20All right, well, I'm just going to go and follow my spleen to the fridge for a drink top up.
37:38I went to the Woodlesea Bakery.
37:39You know what?
37:39I went up and bought something I haven't bought for a long time.
37:42A pie?
37:43No, I always get a pie.
37:44Plasty?
37:45No.
37:45Sausage roll?
37:47How many guesses do you want?
37:48No, I know what it is.
37:48You're going to say an apple turnover.
37:50A little bit of violin and a little bit of ABC means one thing.
37:55Australian story.
37:56Monday night's episode featured croissant visionary Kate Reid.
38:00Who's this?
38:01She's the founder of Loon Bakery in the city.
38:03Oh!
38:04You want a club line at a bakery, Loon's your place.
38:07But Kate's Australian story isn't what you'd expect and it started on the couch with her dad.
38:13We just both loved watching Formula One.
38:15It was really the thing that we would do every week together.
38:18It's like you guys with the girls in the footy.
38:19It's a great bond.
38:21And it inspired her to study aerospace engineering.
38:24Aerospace?
38:25And she landed a dream job in the UK.
38:28For a girl to get a job in the aerolab at Williams F1.
38:33Wow!
38:34It was unheard of.
38:35Imagine that.
38:36First year out of uni at the dream place.
38:38But the dream job was not what she expected.
38:41I was simply just a monkey put in front of a computer to design parts that I had no input or influence in.
38:49It's sad when you think you're going to love something and you get into it and you're like,
38:52this is not what I expected.
38:53It's a disappointment on a dream.
38:55If I wasn't working in Formula One, I didn't know who I was or what I was.
38:59And that was really the start of my mental health becoming very bad.
39:06Oh no.
39:06I joined a local gym.
39:08I would record exactly what I'd eaten.
39:11So she feels exercising obsessively.
39:13Because she couldn't channel her obsession into her work.
39:16I was going to keep losing weight and die.
39:18Wow.
39:19Anorexic.
39:21A desperate phone call prompted Kate's father to bring her home.
39:25She's lucky to have good parents.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Mum had come to the airport to pick us up.
39:30It was terrible.
39:32It was in shocking condition.
39:36Oh yeah.
39:37Oh my god.
39:38That is hard to see for anybody, let alone the parents.
39:41So the day I landed back in Australia, I had two meetings that day and one of them was with
39:47the family GP, but the other one was here at Philippa's.
39:50I love Philippa's.
39:51I love that bakery.
39:52Maybe I'd pursue a career in baking.
39:55What?
39:56It's interesting that she was anorexic and wanted to become a baker.
40:00It's just such a contradiction.
40:02It was a way for me to vicariously be around food and ingredients without eating it.
40:08Oh, I couldn't do that.
40:09It's all a control thing, isn't it?
40:11She had to shift the obsession to something else.
40:15She was a master chef.
40:16When I watch it, I see someone that was desperately trying to find the thing that was going to pull
40:23her out of the eating disorder.
40:24Come on boys.
40:26Oh my god.
40:26She's so thin.
40:28If that fish was perfectly cooked, it would be a yes.
40:34Oh, she didn't make it.
40:35And she would have been devastated because she likes it perfect.
40:37I just needed something to define me again.
40:40She was desperately seeking validation.
40:43So she did something about it.
40:45Walked up to Camberwell and I bought myself a ticket to Paris.
40:48What?
40:49As you do!
40:50She's visiting the best ball lingerie in Paris and then wangles her way into a work placement there.
40:55Oh my god.
40:56She creates the opportunity.
40:58That four weeks in Paris was an important part in my recovery.
41:03She needed purpose.
41:04Old skills, new love equals purpose.
41:07No one was making croissants in Melbourne anything like what I'd experienced in Paris.
41:13And so I embarked on three and a half months every day of recipe testing.
41:17She's taken F1 testing to croissant making.
41:21This is like a proper Australian story.
41:23I'm really inspired.
41:24With her brother Cameron, Kate opened the first Loon retail bakery in 2013.
41:31There was just this commotion going around Melbourne of like, have you tried a Loon croissant?
41:34Yeah, there really was.
41:36Yeah.
41:36She went viral before viral was the thing.
41:39Bro, people camped out to have a breakfast croissant.
41:43We had people arriving from like two o'clock in the morning.
41:45What?
41:46I lined up an hour and a half to eat that croissant.
41:49And let me tell you, it was worth it.
41:52I believe Kate's journey out of anorexia occurred primarily because of Loon.
41:59She kept busy.
42:00Well, maybe this is how she distracts herself from, you know, those anorexia thoughts.
42:05It's management of rather than full healing and recovery.
42:10When it comes to eating disorders, it's something I've struggled with since I was young.
42:17And it is a lifelong battle.
42:23Maybe the best thing is I just don't know exactly what the future holds and I'm okay with that.
42:27Good on you.
42:28That's growth, baby.
42:31Australian Story is one of the best shows on TV.
42:34It is, isn't it?
42:35I absolutely love it.
42:35She really is an inspiration story.
42:37I feel like a croissant now.
42:38Same.
42:38Yeah, so do I.
42:39I want a Loon croissant.
42:41I might surprise you guys next week.
42:42Yes, please.
42:58I've unintentionally made a friend at swimming lessons.
43:01Celia's in swimming lessons with this other kid and now that kid's dad and me sit together and talk.
43:08I see this guy more often than I see heaps of my other friends.
43:11I see him once a week at the same time.
43:13What's his name?
43:15I actually couldn't tell you.
43:19This week on HBO Max, we celebrated...
43:22Shark Week!
43:23Shark Week!
43:24What is Shark Week?
43:26It's a week in America where they just show shark TV programming.
43:30That's right.
43:31It's a week of jaw-dropping shark documentaries and harrowing stories of shark attacks.
43:36This is the very reason that I don't go in salt water.
43:39We are surrounded by sharks.
43:41Let's dance!
43:42Oh yeah.
43:43And then there's this.
43:44Welcome to Dancing with Sharks.
43:48Dancing with Sharks?
43:50What?
43:51Holy shit, are we doing...
43:52What is this?
43:53The only competition where elite shark wranglers take their skills from the deep blue to the dance floor.
44:00Oh my god, this is not what I thought it was going to be.
44:02What a stupid concept.
44:03I'm so excited.
44:04Hello, I'm Tom Bergeron.
44:06Who is Tom Bergeron?
44:07He was on Dancing with the Stars.
44:10I wonder if his inner monologue is thinking, I'm sacking my agent.
44:14But before he can do that, he needs to crown.
44:16Our first ever Dancing with Sharks champion.
44:20It's going to be a piss-take.
44:21Indeed.
44:22Such an American show.
44:24How's it going, Luke?
44:25G'day, Tom.
44:26We're ready to go out.
44:27Oh my god, there's an Aussie correspondent.
44:29Are we serious here?
44:31This is serious business.
44:32If you can't lead, you could be lunch.
44:35This is the only reason I'm watching this.
44:37I want to see one of them get bitten.
44:39Jamie is a shark feeder, a captain, a diver.
44:42And also very cute.
44:44I want to see the dancing.
44:45Jamie bringing these Bahamian moves to the sea floor.
44:49Oh, look at those hips go.
44:51Ooh, wow.
44:53This is so weird.
44:56Bubba now put a...
44:57I'm a headshot.
44:58Morning to his reggae moves.
45:00Oh, he's actually good.
45:01Don't encourage this show, Sarah.
45:03A tiger shark approaches and Jamie lures it in.
45:08This is about to be a murder on the dance floor.
45:13God, give me strength.
45:14A very nice performance.
45:16He's riding a shark.
45:17I can't get over this concept.
45:19Now it's time to meet our esteemed panel of judges.
45:22Seriously?
45:23What are you judging on?
45:24I thought that was great.
45:25That was so impressive.
45:27I think the crowd favourite was definitely the hip thrower.
45:30Who's that dancing?
45:31I'd do that when Kalen kicked a girl.
45:32But then I didn't love the move with the nurse shark.
45:35Rest of Shark Week is about conservation and how you shouldn't interact.
45:38And we're watching a guy ride a shark.
45:40He throwed it like it was a jet ski.
45:43Next diver is Keeley Grant.
45:46Ooh, Keeley.
45:47Show me some dancing with sharks.
45:49When there's no one on my shoulder in the night.
45:53Oh, contemporary number.
45:54And the hammerheads coming into play.
45:57Here's Sharky Sharky.
45:59Come and get me.
45:59Sam takes some porridge, ladies and gentlemen.
46:02Whoa, that was beautiful.
46:04This was her first time swimming with hammerheads.
46:06First time?
46:07Did we not have a practice run?
46:08I was saying out loud while we were watching it, what am I looking at right now?
46:11Oh, I've been saying that the entire episode.
46:14All right, who's next?
46:15Connor Cassidy, the shark man.
46:18Connor, great to see you.
46:19You're looking ripped.
46:20Oh, Cross, who's this here?
46:22You know my performance was rock and roll, so the outfit had to be rock and roll.
46:25Okay, I've never wanted someone to be bitten more than him.
46:31Dancing with sharks wasn't dangerous enough.
46:33You're taking an electric guitar into water.
46:35It's getting stupider by the moment.
46:38Yeah.
46:39Oh, here we go.
46:40Bite him, please.
46:41Bite him.
46:41Someone bite him.
46:42Whoa, a close call with the tiger.
46:44Damn, not close enough.
46:46Judges, do you have a decision, Alison?
46:48It's going to be Connor.
46:49I reckon Jamie.
46:50I prefer the hammerhead to all of them.
46:52The winner is...
46:53No one.
46:54We all lose.
46:55Jamie.
46:56Yes.
46:57Yeah, okay.
46:58Oh my God, why am I clapping?
47:00What have I become?
47:01Very first Dancing with Sharks champion.
47:03Very first and only ever, I would say.
47:06Thank you for joining us on Dancing with Sharks.
47:11I'm still not really sure I understand what the point of the show was, but I did enjoy it.
47:14Terrible concept, so cringe, the worst dancing, cruelty to animals.
47:18That was probably one of the worst shows I've ever watched.
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