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00:00Oh, that's really good.
00:07Hey, Bondo, hurry up.
00:08The show's going to start.
00:09I'll make a little treat for us.
00:10Hold on.
00:12It was an amazing day in the pool.
00:14Now we're going to get inside, and let's go ready
00:16to wash the other way.
00:19Yeah, let's go.
00:20I think it's a frog in the pool.
00:21Ah!
00:23What is?
00:24Ah!
00:25Heh, heh, heh.
00:26This part.
00:28Ooh.
00:29You're going to love these, Kenny.
00:31Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35OK, here we go.
00:36Ready?
00:37Press it down.
00:37This is a big deal.
00:39Oh!
00:40Oh!
00:41Oh!
00:42Yo, she's like the first human being that ever saw fire before.
00:47She probably freaks out when she opens up the can of biscuits,
00:50too, from the, you know, the.
00:51Oh, yeah, the Pillsburg.
00:53Oh, well, that is a little scary.
00:55How are you doing this evening?
00:57I am moving to England to be with my fiance.
01:01She really looks like Dora in that sweater.
01:03She reminds me of that girl from Scooby-Doo, Velma.
01:06Velma.
01:07Good luck hopping across the pond, Mary Poppins.
01:09You're going to do wonderfully.
01:11Your pussy will be there soon.
01:12There's not really any accountability or bookkeeping
01:18that's been happening.
01:19Every time Madeleine and I talk about the wedding,
01:22it's, oh, we're going to get this.
01:25Stick it in.
01:26And just suck that sucker down.
01:28And roll your eyes while you do it.
01:30What about the budget, Luke?
01:32Hurry up!
01:33Oh, wow.
01:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:38Sucking my finger.
01:39I'm sucking my finger.
01:40Sucking my finger.
01:41No.
01:41No.
01:47What is on your neck?
01:48OK.
01:49All right, all right, all right.
01:50So my born Aruba, Johnny, he inspired me with his tattoo.
01:54You did not get a tattoo on your neck.
01:56I'm out here repping.
01:58Oh.
01:59Is that real?
02:00Yeah.
02:01It's real.
02:01Don't worry about it.
02:02No.
02:03It's my life now.
02:04I know.
02:04It's my life.
02:05No, not on your neck.
02:07Are you an eagle?
02:08Coo-coo!
02:09Let me see it.
02:09Lift your head up.
02:10What?
02:11Better not be real.
02:12It's not real.
02:12What?
02:13But just imagine if you don't.
02:15Don't.
02:15You look a little good, man.
02:16OK, it looks like your beard didn't grow in all the way.
02:19All right.
02:20OK, I made us some caramel apple pizza.
02:22It's fall season.
02:23Caramel apples are the time to eat them right now.
02:26But why are these pizzas?
02:28Because you do a topping.
02:29It's a sugar cookie, and then some cream cheese
02:32with peanut butter, and the apples are like pepperoni.
02:35And then some caramel topping.
02:36This is stuck to the plate.
02:38Well, that's the caramel.
02:38Try another one.
02:39Maybe that one.
02:40OK.
02:41I'm sure you'll like it.
02:41Here's a napkin.
02:42Mm.
02:43Those are good.
02:44Aren't they?
02:45It wouldn't go in my mouth.
02:46You better say it is.
02:47Oh, that was delicious.
02:50Annie!
02:53What the hell, yo?
02:55That's because you don't clean the pool.
02:57I was busy getting the frog out, OK?
02:59Let's get the frog.
03:00You know what, next time I'm going to put that frog in your drawer.
03:03Don't play.
03:03I'm going to put it with your underwears.
03:05Let's see how much you like that.
03:06I go back to my country like she went to France.
03:09Why do you dress like a gangster?
03:11Well, Joan got me this, you know, when we work out together,
03:13when we do yoga.
03:14You know any moves yet?
03:15Yeah.
03:16You do?
03:16Yeah.
03:17What, you want me to show you?
03:18Yeah, let's see one.
03:19This first one's called the tree.
03:21All right.
03:22Don't topple over on me here, you know?
03:25Big tree fall hard.
03:26Very good.
03:27Ready to see the second one?
03:28All right.
03:29OK.
03:30I got to sit down for this one.
03:32This one's called the lounging dog.
03:33All right?
03:34Oh.
03:36Let's get to the show.
03:37Come on.
03:37Yeah.
03:46Oh, my gosh.
03:47Look at all the ghosts.
03:48Where are we?
03:49I want to go.
03:50Hey, my boy.
03:51Hey, hey, we twin now.
03:53That's your twin.
03:58What the hell is going on?
04:00Yeah, he's having sex.
04:05Oh.
04:06I thought they were getting it on.
04:08He's pushing up on the floor.
04:09It sounded like sex.
04:11You know, you may get an ab game on.
04:13I was doing the same thing when I woke up this morning.
04:15That's why I'm wearing this, you know?
04:16Oh, you're working out.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Yeah.
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:19My first night was great, but I was exhausted,
04:22and I literally went to bed because I was just too tired.
04:26Oh, boy.
04:27That's what we did when Joan came in.
04:28We went right to bed, pretty much.
04:30Our eyes were, like, rolling in the back of the night.
04:32Yeah, rolling.
04:34You're 23.
04:35I know.
04:36How much sleep do you need?
04:37Yeah, I wouldn't have waited.
04:38I'd have gotten right to it.
04:39When I was 23, I could stay up for two days straight
04:41or two days gay.
04:43I just give him the eyes of, like, if you touch me,
04:46I'm literally swinging.
04:47Chloe said she has that stay away,
04:49don't touch me face.
04:50Yeah.
04:51What is yours?
04:52Let me see.
04:53Mine?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Are we twins?
04:56Because that's mine, too.
04:57They're away from me.
04:58Let's do it at the same time, see if we look like, right?
04:59All right.
05:00Three, two, one.
05:01I drove five days to Mexico,
05:04and when I got there late at night,
05:06we ate and then we went to bed, but we didn't sleep.
05:09I know, and I'm with an old man.
05:11I mean, no offense, but...
05:13Oh, no offense?
05:14And I'll be honest.
05:15I would have been giving you the dirty eye if you weren't.
05:18I would have swung if you wouldn't have tried anything.
05:21You know, the first night we had,
05:23we had sex in the couch.
05:25We don't have no bed.
05:26We had a bed, but it was occupied.
05:28Yeah, for Bryce.
05:31So what's the plan, Sam?
05:33We're gonna go to your favorite beach.
05:35I need to at least eat first.
05:36Do you think you can manage making boiled eggs?
05:38Do you know how to do that?
05:39Do you know how to do that?
05:40Is that a big challenge?
05:41She can do nothing.
05:42Do you know how to cook a good bowl?
05:4412...
05:45I can boil eggs.
05:46I boiled eggs before you have 12 minutes.
05:49You can do it.
05:50I mean, I know I can.
05:53I don't know how to use the stove.
05:55What?
05:56What?
05:57Are you kidding me?
05:58I guess she didn't have to, right?
06:00She was living with her parents.
06:01It's nothing like a home-cooked meal.
06:02You know what I mean?
06:03Everybody's different.
06:04Yeah.
06:05No, I don't like the noise.
06:06See what I mean?
06:07Like, it's just gas coming out.
06:08Mm-hmm.
06:11I'm afraid.
06:12I'm scared of the stove.
06:14Thank God.
06:15How do you turn on this stove?
06:17That's what a stove does.
06:18See that?
06:19Yeah.
06:20I love sometimes how naive Chloe can be, but, you know, it's very, very ridiculous to
06:24me that Chloe is afraid to turn on the stove.
06:26She thinks she's going to blow up the house or something.
06:28Well, I'd rather her not blow up the house.
06:31Yeah.
06:32You know, when we was living in the apartment and I let the beans boiling...
06:36The time you almost burned the house from cooking, right?
06:38Yeah, I forget the beans boiling.
06:40From cooking.
06:41And my friend went to pay me, you know, and take me to the store to buy some stuff for
06:45make some clothes.
06:46Yeah, I forget that beans.
06:47Go and burn an apartment in return.
06:49All right, Mom.
06:50Who do you think has the better tattoo?
06:52Me or Johnny?
06:53Let me see.
06:55Yours.
06:56Mine?
06:57Yeah, because you can wash it the off.
06:59Oh!
07:01That's a good one.
07:02Now we're living together and I can't have her have this vacation mode all the time.
07:06I'm not expecting to come home every day and having a full cooked meal, but, you know,
07:11she needs to know how to cook dinner.
07:13She's going to be ordering out like a biatch.
07:16You might as well just have a baby because that woman don't know nothing for a cooked
07:21meal.
07:22She can't even make a sandwich.
07:23I knew how to boil an egg when I was probably like four or five years old.
07:27Taught me well, mother.
07:29Hey, yo.
07:30Okay, here we go.
07:31Ready?
07:32Press it down.
07:33This is a big deal.
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Yo, she's like the first human being that ever saw fire before.
07:41She got it.
07:42She probably freaks out when she opens up the can of biscuits, too, from the, you know,
07:45the-
07:46Oh!
07:47Yeah, the Pillsbury.
07:48Well, that is a little scary.
07:49I am hungry.
07:50It's been seven minutes.
07:51I don't know.
07:52We didn't even set a timer.
07:53It hasn't even boiled up.
07:54Damn it!
07:55I predict Johnny's going to be at work.
07:57Chloe's going to go somewhere, buy food, and act like she made it.
08:01That's what I predict, her doing an old switcheroo.
08:06That's what I predict.
08:07Yeah.
08:10Oh, no!
08:11We're with Luke!
08:12Oh!
08:13He's about to go!
08:14Oh!
08:15Uh-oh!
08:16We back in Colombia!
08:17I know those streets!
08:18Did someone ask for a slippery monkey?
08:20Because I got us a banana cocktail from Aruba.
08:23Did I ask for this?
08:25You did now.
08:26Wow, look the heck.
08:27Don't tell me you don't like the look of this cocktail.
08:29I get the look.
08:31What?
08:39Jump up!
08:40What?
08:41Come on!
08:42Look at her face.
08:43Look at her face.
08:44She's like, oh !
08:45Are you happy I'm here?
08:46No.
08:47No?
08:48Ooh!
08:49I wish I had a man come to my state and surprise me.
08:53I feel, hold on, maybe she might just be kidding.
08:56If I surprised Joan in Uganda and she didn't react, like at least give me a hug.
09:00You know what I mean?
09:01I'm not, you know, so I'm flying, flying, flying, flying.
09:03You know, fireworks.
09:04I would be like, yo, are you serious right now?
09:06That wouldn't have happened.
09:07I'm mentirosa.
09:09Oh, you're right!
09:10Yes!
09:11I knew it.
09:12Thank God.
09:13Oh, she was playing.
09:14Yes!
09:15She got me.
09:16She got me too.
09:17Oh, God damn.
09:18I'm gonna blow.
09:19Knock my back out.
09:24He's in black.
09:25But no more surprises.
09:27Good luck with that.
09:28Unless it's a new car, money in the bank, a high rise, you know, he can surprise me with
09:34that stuff.
09:35Mm-hmm.
09:36If you don't like surprises, see?
09:37Joan's the same way, honestly.
09:39You remember when I blocked you when you tell me, oh, you go, tomorrow is your interview
09:44for the citizenship.
09:46I have five kids.
09:48Yeah.
09:49And I said, what the ?
09:51I'm gonna block you, guys.
09:53God, block me now.
09:54You remember how you talk to me?
09:57That is the reason why they block you.
09:59Have so many problems with the wedding, and you just give me problems and fightings and
10:04fighting.
10:05Oh, man.
10:06I would be scratching my head, too.
10:07I would be stressing.
10:08I would be doing the exact same thing she's doing.
10:10Yep.
10:11No, she don't want to pay.
10:12He had to pay.
10:13Why?
10:14Any?
10:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:16We're gonna pay for marrying a man.
10:17You kidding me?
10:18I don't pay for marrying you.
10:19Our father is supposed to pay for that?
10:20In the Caribbean, men pay for everything.
10:22Bull .
10:24That's everywhere.
10:25Because in the Caribbean, men pay.
10:28She told me if he don't give the money, in two days, we're gonna have to cancel the
10:32Marriott.
10:33How much is?
10:34Mm.
10:35We agreed on a budget that was adjusted up.
10:39You saw the eye roll?
10:40Yes.
10:41It was one of these, like...
10:42That was a disgust.
10:43Wow, that hurt.
10:44She's rolling her eyes in the back of her head.
10:46Did you see that?
10:47Right.
10:48I love you no matter what, but you pay me, all right?
10:51Beep, beep, beep, beep.
10:52Crazy.
10:53So we'll meet her tonight.
10:55We'll talk about it.
10:56We'll figure it out.
10:57Everything's gonna be okay.
10:58I'm so happy you'll be here.
11:00You know I love you no matter what.
11:03What do you say?
11:04Everything will be okay.
11:05I'll pay it.
11:06I love you so much.
11:07She's like switched.
11:08She's a sweet talker.
11:09She gonna talk you right out your wallet.
11:11She already talked you out of your job and your apartment.
11:15There are a ton of financial discrepancies that I need to look into, but I don't know who's
11:20to blame.
11:21The wedding planner or Madeleine?
11:24Madeleine.
11:25Madeleine.
11:26I vote Madeleine.
11:27I would vote Madeleine today.
11:28Yes.
11:29I think both of us would vote Madeleine.
11:30Yes.
11:31He looks like his hairline's a little farther back this season.
11:34I wonder why.
11:35The answer is Madeleine.
11:37There's only one wall between my bedroom and their bedroom.
11:41There's no intimacy.
11:42There's no privacy.
11:44These old walls could talk right now.
11:46Everything creaks in this place, man.
11:48Yes.
11:49One little step out of the room, right?
11:51What are they doing up there?
11:53Did you know Marseille is famous for street graffiti?
11:56Oh, really?
11:57Yeah, like street art and stuff.
11:58Are we gonna get tagging?
11:59So I have a little surprise for you out in my backyard.
12:02Ooh.
12:03Yeah, let's go.
12:04Oh, the backyard.
12:05I thought we were going on the streets.
12:06No, come on.
12:07Look what I've done.
12:08Oh, look at you.
12:09I told you.
12:10Oh, this is nice.
12:11Are you impressed?
12:12This is great.
12:13Here, look.
12:14I got you a poncho so you don't get your clothes dirty.
12:15All righty.
12:16I used to wear these in New York all the time.
12:18Ooh, I feel like a lunch lady.
12:20All right.
12:21Ow.
12:22Let's get to business.
12:25Oh, Ma, that looks good.
12:27The J?
12:28Okay.
12:30A?
12:31Oh, I love the smell.
12:32What's that?
12:33M?
12:34Oh, you're smelling my name?
12:35Yeah.
12:36Nope.
12:37So start filling them in.
12:38What are you doing?
12:39Oh, I was never good at filling in the lines.
12:40Oh, yeah.
12:41Mom, hurry up before the cops come.
12:43I'm almost done.
12:44I'm done with my part.
12:45You gotta hurry up.
12:46We gotta hurry up.
12:47Wee, wee, wee, wee.
12:48Yes, it looks good.
12:49Yeah.
12:50All right, what about a color combination?
12:53Wow, that looks really good.
12:56You should keep that up forever.
12:57I think you should put it in your room.
12:59What?
13:00At your house.
13:01I don't know if it's gonna fit in there.
13:02Don't let them see me breaking.
13:03Don't let them see me crying.
13:04Don't let them see me crying.
13:05Don't let them see me crying.
13:10You thong.
13:12Are you ready to go meet your new parents?
13:15Greta.
13:16Oh, my goodness.
13:19We know what's gonna happen here.
13:21I know.
13:22Greta, giving away your cat.
13:25Greta.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Meow.
13:29Today is the day I'm saying goodbye to Hazel.
13:36Oh, my gosh.
13:37Oh, man.
13:38I want to say, like, you know, put on your big girl pants, but at the same time, I can't.
13:43Like, I'd be devastated.
13:44Right.
13:45I'd have to leave these puppies.
13:46I know.
13:47I understand, Greta, because I cried when my dog died, and I felt sad for a couple of days
13:53when the chicken died recently, but what I do tell myself, at least she lived a long
13:59time and didn't end up on a dinner plate.
14:02Yeah.
14:03It's destroying me to leave Hazel behind, but moving her across the pond to a small house
14:09with other animals wouldn't be fair to her.
14:12I couldn't do it.
14:13I'd figure out a way to bring the darn cat with me.
14:15Me, too.
14:16Before, I would have thought I would be able to, but now having Freta, I can't see myself
14:20doing this.
14:21Oh, it's so sad.
14:22I couldn't do it.
14:23There is no way.
14:24No way.
14:25Like, when I moved here from Virginia, I had to bring Puffy with me.
14:28Like, there was no choice, you know?
14:29Yeah, there was no leaving him for a couple months.
14:31No, because it was just me and him for a long time.
14:33And I don't know who he was going to leave him with.
14:34No, there's no way.
14:35I wouldn't even.
14:36He was abused his first home.
14:38I couldn't even.
14:39I would have kept that window open.
14:41Jamal!
14:42I think I would want Hazel to know if I could tell her what I was feeling.
14:47Well, I do tell her, but if she could understand.
14:49I would just want her to know that I love her unconditionally.
14:53And I'm, like, really, really grateful for her.
14:56Sorry.
14:57I don't mean to laugh at myself.
14:59I'm surprised you're laughing.
15:01I get it in a way, but it just sounds funny when it comes out of your mouth.
15:06So now you get it, because you used to say that about, oh, truffles understood me and knew everything I was feeling and thinking.
15:11And I always used to say, like, oh, come on.
15:13Under my breath, I never admitted it.
15:15But now you get it.
15:16You thought that when I said that?
15:17Well, it was different with me and her.
15:19It was real.
15:20It's the one she makes that it's different with them, too.
15:23Saying goodbye to Hazel feels like my heart is being ripped from my chest.
15:42Say bye, Hazel.
15:43So what do you think, Mom?
15:44You like long goodbyes or you just want to rip it off like a Band-Aid?
15:48Not actually rip it off, but this is a little bit too long.
15:51Yeah, yeah.
15:52Very teary.
15:53Look at it this way.
15:54You don't have to scoop poop for a while.
15:56That's a plus.
15:57A while.
15:59I really hope that Matthew and I can get our own place soon so me and Hazel can reunite.
16:07Bye, Hazel.
16:10I'm surprised she didn't throw herself on the hood of the car.
16:13That would have been dramatic.
16:15Hang in there, Greta.
16:16It's gonna work out.
16:18You're gonna be back with Hazel soon.
16:19Yeah, hang in there, Greta.
16:21Yeah.
16:22You two will reunite.
16:23It's gonna be a jet-setting cat soon enough.
16:25Aw.
16:26I wouldn't do that to y'all, though.
16:28Just saying.
16:29Well, I think Princess, she's just so chill.
16:31I don't think she's emotionally sensitive like that one.
16:34No.
16:35Puffy is, though.
16:36Cherry is, too.
16:37Cherry's very...
16:38Puffy's a little bitch.
16:39Oh!
16:40She got the red beret!
16:41Oh!
16:42Manon and Anthony.
16:43Let's go, baby.
16:44There it is.
16:45There they are.
16:46I like Anthony's shirt.
16:47That is awesome.
16:48We just arrived to Marseille and to my parents' house.
16:49Woo-hoo!
16:50There you go, buddy.
16:51And honestly, staying at their house is just surreal.
16:55Yeah.
16:56It's surreal.
16:57Yeah.
16:58It's surreal.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Yeah.
17:02I mean, I could imagine, but at least you with family, people care about you.
17:05Aw, that's nice.
17:06Anthony getting a warm welcome.
17:07Yeah.
17:08They kiss like this.
17:09Mwah!
17:10Mwah!
17:11Mwah!
17:12I love that.
17:13I wish we did that here.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Be like this to a girl.
17:16I'd be like, gotcha.
17:17Ah!
17:18I'm feeling super grateful to be moving in with Manon's parents just so that we have a place
17:33to stay without paying rent.
17:35Aw.
17:36Look at the little hot dog.
17:37Are you a single girl?
17:38Are you a single girl?
17:39Yeah.
17:40She's saying, I'm tired.
17:42There's only one wall between my bedroom and their bedroom.
17:46There's no intimacy.
17:47There's no privacy.
17:49There's no space.
17:51You're not getting intimate tonight anyway.
17:53Relax.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Relax.
17:56I can't get freaky.
17:57Yeah.
17:58I mean, you know, if these old walls could talk, right?
18:01No, I'm just...
18:02Everything creaks in this place, man.
18:04Yes.
18:05So, you know.
18:06One little step out of the room, right?
18:07What are they doing up there?
18:08Yeah.
18:09Well, my room's all the way in the west wing.
18:10Which is good.
18:11It's a little further.
18:14Okay.
18:15Can you go get Ben?
18:16I don't know if he's going to want to come up.
18:18Is that the bedroom?
18:20Oh, no.
18:23Oh.
18:24Like, that mattress don't look like it's going to be promising for you.
18:27That look like a back breaker.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:30Ain't no head voice, no nothing.
18:32I kind of get her now.
18:34I got a bad back.
18:35I got sciatica issues on this side.
18:37My back be cramping.
18:39I can't sleep all night.
18:40I loved seeing everyone, but I'm just tired.
18:46You know, it's a lot.
18:47Yeah.
18:48But, uh, I just, I really wanted to talk to you too.
18:53Oh, it's tired, tired.
18:54Don't do it.
18:55Uh-oh.
18:56Here we go.
18:57What's the tug about?
18:58It's good.
18:59What you said, the solo parenting.
19:02You know it hurt me.
19:03I'm not forgetting.
19:04I was just saying that what we were doing before you quit your job, I was doing the brunt of
19:11child care.
19:12Yeah.
19:13But why?
19:14Because we talked about it.
19:15I understand, but that's where...
19:16I was the solo provider.
19:17Okay.
19:18Well, she gets nippy quick.
19:19Tonight's not the night to talk about it, and I bet you the walls are thin.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Tony needs to understand that it's not just the balance as a mom and a dad.
19:29It's the balance also as a wife and a husband.
19:33You also have to nurture your wife.
19:35Yeah, well, you need to nurture him too a little bit.
19:38That's not the way you get any love and by yelling at him.
19:40No.
19:41He's gonna slowly just pull away.
19:43Right.
19:44I do think they need to meet each other halfway.
19:47Yeah.
19:48But I think if she steps up as a mom and he steps up as a partner, that's like...
19:52Yeah, they'll make it work.
19:53Yeah.
19:54But yelling at him is not gonna help anything right now, you know?
19:56No, no.
19:57But you can kind of tell who runs that relationship.
19:59Oh, yeah.
20:00She definitely runs that man.
20:01Wapsh.
20:02Okay.
20:03She definitely runs that man.
20:05No wapsh.
20:06Just...
20:07That's the fact.
20:08We're so good.
20:09Luke is here.
20:10Because we are very behind in payments.
20:14She looks like she's getting crazy all the time.
20:17Her interview, whoo!
20:19Yeah, she was doing her eyes like that.
20:21When you eye roll, totally put your eyes white.
20:23Let me see.
20:24You want to make some new friends here in our vacation community?
20:29Yes.
20:30I signed us up for a badminton league.
20:33There's a badminton league here?
20:35Do you know what badminton is?
20:36No, but it sounds like it's for retirees.
20:38What the heck?
20:39It is for retirees.
20:40Like, people like my age.
20:42Oh, God.
20:43You love people my age.
20:44How do you play this?
20:45So imagine Annette here, and we volley this.
20:47It's called a birdie.
20:48And this is a rainbow one, so it's a gay birdie.
20:51That sounds pretty easy.
20:52Ready? Just...
20:53Oh, good bird.
20:54Oh, get it.
20:55Good.
20:58Oh, shoot.
20:59You don't cut it through the ratchet.
21:00You hit it with the ratchet.
21:01Oh.
21:02You hit it?
21:03Oh, funny.
21:04You know what?
21:05We're going to make a lot of friends doing this,
21:06because they're going to win.
21:08We're going to lose weight.
21:10Dang.
21:11Sorry, I almost ticked your head off.
21:13Well, that's what you do.
21:14You get aggressive on the court.
21:15Okay, here you go.
21:16Not with each other.
21:17All right.
21:18I think we got more practice.
21:19I'm going to use this on your rump.
21:21Oh, God.
21:30India.
21:31Aruba.
21:32Columbia.
21:33Oh, no.
21:34To know this.
21:35Luke and Madeline.
21:36All right, let's go.
21:37And they're getting along.
21:38Madeline?
21:39I have a meeting with my wedding planner today,
21:42so it's so good Luke is here,
21:44because we are very behind in payments in our wedding.
21:49She looks like she's getting crazy all the time.
21:53And then you're like, whoo, ah!
21:55Yeah, she was doing her eyes like that.
21:58Can you do what she does, like,
22:00when you eye roll totally put your eyes white?
22:02I don't think I can.
22:03Like...
22:04Oh, she goes all the way in the back of her head.
22:06You do it. Let me see.
22:07See, I can still see your eyes.
22:09Hers.
22:10She goes white.
22:11She loses them.
22:12Yeah.
22:13Lisa is my wedding coach.
22:16She also is my wedding planner and my dress designer.
22:20She wears a million hats.
22:21How could she do all that?
22:22She probably looks like Madeline as a cash cow.
22:23How could she do all that?
22:24I know a lot about cows, believe me.
22:25Yeah, she do.
22:26I pay a dowry.
22:27I don't think Luke stands a chance with this wedding planner,
22:30slash project coordinator, slash wedding designer.
22:32Oh, yeah.
22:33And his wife.
22:34It's a two-on-one right now for him.
22:35Yeah, that's a lot.
22:36Madeline and I went back and forth on the budget for the wedding
22:40for quite some time.
22:42And we finally agreed on a budget of $12,000.
22:46Hell no, I ain't spending no $12,000 on a wedding just to say I do
22:52and have all those free levels come eat and watch.
22:55No.
22:56Hell no.
22:57That's too much money, girl.
22:58Why you want to spend all that money?
23:00You can't buy an apartment.
23:01I'm glad I rubbed up on you.
23:03Glad.
23:04We paid $41,000 for our wedding.
23:07Is that what we did?
23:08Yes, and that was expensive for Mexico,
23:11but in the States it would have been way more.
23:14There's not really any accountability or bookkeeping
23:19that's been happening.
23:20Every time Madeline and I talk about the wedding,
23:23it's, oh, we're going to get this.
23:25We're going to get this.
23:26You know?
23:27I'm a fat.
23:29Oh, my God.
23:32What's that?
23:33Those nails are super long.
23:35She don't even have a spoon because she used her nails.
23:37Yeah, that's nasty.
23:38You.
23:39If I ever catch you eating my peanut butter like that,
23:42off with your head.
23:44Honestly, sometimes though, I'll pass by my cupboard,
23:46peanut butter, no one's looking.
23:48I used to do that with us all the time.
23:50You know how much I did that as a kid, actually?
23:52Just spooning that thing over and over,
23:55putting it back like it never happened?
23:57Yeah.
23:58Well, that's me and you.
23:59That's fine.
24:00Yeah.
24:01I don't care about that.
24:02I have $3,000.
24:03Okay.
24:04We have $3,000 to spend.
24:06Absolutely.
24:07Cut that helicopter off the list.
24:10$1,000?
24:11No helicopter.
24:12I'm sure that cost a pretty penny.
24:13I don't know.
24:14Why she can't pay for nothing?
24:16She want it that bad.
24:17Why she can't contribute?
24:18No.
24:19I don't have more money, amor.
24:20Lo siento.
24:21But it's true.
24:22So don't get married.
24:23That's simple.
24:24Oh, come on.
24:25Come on.
24:26Don't be a little brat.
24:27Oh, come on.
24:28Come on.
24:29Come on.
24:30Don't be a little brat.
24:31Come on.
24:32Come on.
24:33Come on.
24:34Come on.
24:35Come on.
24:36Come on.
24:37Come on.
24:38Come on.
24:39Come on.
24:40I'll be a little brat.
24:41Oh, good.
24:42He lashed.
24:43Bro, this is your free get-out-of-jail card, man.
24:45You better take it and run.
24:47You could imagine getting married today and have to deal with that forever?
24:50No can do.
24:52I think the wedding planner is even like, okay, these two are a trip.
24:56Imagine.
24:57She's like, so am I getting the money or not?
24:59That's all that matters, yeah.
25:00You is the one to get responsibilities you don't kind of pay for.
25:04So that is your responsibility.
25:09Oh, she's closing up the peanut butter.
25:10It's serious now.
25:11Yeah, yeah, it's serious.
25:12It's serious.
25:13She's putting the peanut butter away.
25:14She puts...
25:15It's good.
25:16It's about to go down.
25:17Run, Luke.
25:18Run!
25:19That's what isn't gonna happen.
25:20I don't think that's gonna work.
25:22I think she needs to compromise and it will.
25:25Her feet cold.
25:26Now that I'm leaving for the UK, I'm getting more and more nervous because I'm going from
25:33living alone with my cat to living with my fiance and his parents.
25:38Do you think she's gonna have a hard time adjusting to all these people around?
25:42I think that's gonna be the main problem.
25:44And she's gonna be jealous because his cat's gonna be getting attention.
25:50All right, Jamal.
25:51What is that?
25:52These are nails.
25:53We're gonna have a mother and son bonding moment.
25:56I'm gonna put them on you?
25:57No, I've not already got my nails done, honey.
25:59We're gonna put them on you because I always wanted to do my son's nails.
26:03I'm not your daughter.
26:04And also, I got this cool neck tattoo now.
26:07Well, these will look like talons.
26:08Come on, just humor me.
26:09Oh.
26:10Humor me.
26:11Humor me.
26:12It looks like you're a movie star.
26:16Lookit, they're so cute!
26:18Look at those big-ass hands.
26:20Rawr!
26:24Yes!
26:25Put them out there like that.
26:26Yes!
26:27Let me see.
26:28Let me see.
26:29I feel like I kind of feel like a superhero.
26:31All right.
26:32Sit right here.
26:33I got something for you, okay?
26:34I want you to try something.
26:35I'm not a fan of this.
26:36Look what I have for you!
26:37Ooh!
26:38I want you to try to open the jar and then take some out like Madeline did.
26:41With the Nutella.
26:42Okay?
26:43Okay.
26:44Try it.
26:45I know.
26:46That noise is amazing, huh?
26:47Yeah, it's hard, right?
26:48Oh, my gosh.
26:50Sometime today.
26:51There we go.
26:52Okay.
26:53All right.
26:54Oh, I wouldn't do it!
26:55Ooh!
26:56Ooh!
26:57Is my nail going to get sucked?
26:58I don't know.
26:59Let's see.
27:00Ew!
27:01How deep do I go?
27:02Just get some food put in your mouth.
27:04Ew!
27:05Mmm!
27:06I want to suck the nail off.
27:10Wow!
27:11Ooh!
27:12It gets in the crevices there.
27:13Man, dig it out.
27:14Okay, I got us some hazelnut spread.
27:18I can already see where this is going.
27:20Where?
27:21You want us to stick our fingers in there and eat it.
27:22Try it!
27:23Babe!
27:24Do it like her.
27:25I want to see my one.
27:26She had a spoon on the end of her finger, which was her fingernail.
27:29Well, just use your finger.
27:30Try it here.
27:31Stick it in.
27:32And just suck that sucker down.
27:34And roll your eyes while you do it.
27:38Luke.
27:40What about the budget, Luke?
27:43We have more in the budget, don't we, baby?
27:47What are you doing?
27:48That looks so annoying.
27:52Well, that is actually very...
27:54No, no, no, no, no.
27:55Thomas, sucking my finger.
27:56No, I'm sucking my finger.
27:57Sucking my finger now.
27:58No!
27:59Have you ever had any of the marshmallow fluff?
28:02No.
28:03What's that?
28:04This is an American health food.
28:05You want to try some?
28:06I don't think so.
28:07I mean...
28:08Oh, gosh.
28:09She's...
28:10She...
28:11Is she...
28:12Hurry up!
28:13Oh, wow.
28:15Okay.
28:17This feels weird.
28:18I don't want to ask how you guys use toilet paper.
28:21You just wipe.
28:22You just put the toilet paper around your hand where it covers your nails and wipe.
28:25You know what I mean?
28:26Oh, my gosh.
28:27Yeah.
28:28But if one of those nails stick out, you're gonna cut your butt.
28:29Right?
28:30I've never cut my butt.
28:31No.
28:32No.
28:33Uh-uh.
28:34Let's go.
28:35Where we at tonight?
28:36Let's go!
28:37Where we at now?
28:38Is this the States?
28:41Is this Kitty Lady?
28:42Greta!
28:43Kitty Kitty.
28:45Round.
28:46Round.
28:47Round.
28:48Round.
28:49She really looks like Dora in that sweater.
28:51She reminds me of that girl from Scooby-Doo.
28:53Velma.
28:54Velma!
28:55How are you doing this evening?
28:57I am good.
28:59I am moving to England to be with my fiancee.
29:03Oh, really?
29:04Yeah.
29:05That's a big step.
29:07Yeah.
29:08That's the kind of chauffeur you want.
29:09Jolly.
29:10Yeah.
29:11Look at that mustache.
29:12This is a season of mustaches.
29:14I drive rideshare occasionally.
29:16People talk.
29:17People tell you everything too.
29:19I remember that lady was talking
29:21in Spanish about you.
29:25Have y'all already set a date?
29:27Or have y'all talked about that?
29:29For the wedding?
29:30Mm-hmm.
29:31No, we haven't.
29:32We have never lived together.
29:34We've only visited each other.
29:36No, I think it's a good idea
29:37that you don't have a date for the wedding
29:39because she had to see if she gonna lie
29:41where she gonna live, her changes,
29:43if she gonna die to be without her cat.
29:45It's a lot of transition.
29:47They don't even have a place.
29:48So why would you put the wagon before the horse?
29:51I was surprised to hear
29:52that they didn't set a date
29:53because a lot of times
29:54when you're making that big move
29:56and it's your fiancee...
29:57You're sure of that.
29:58You're almost sure.
29:59But I get not, but...
30:01It's good.
30:02I couldn't wait to marry you.
30:04I think this is the couple
30:05I'm shipping for this season.
30:07Yeah?
30:08Yeah, they just have a lot in common.
30:09Yeah.
30:10But sometimes when you're too similar,
30:11that can be a problem too.
30:13Yeah, very true.
30:14But rooting for these fools in London
30:16with the biscuits and gravies and all that.
30:18I'm not really comfortable setting a wedding date
30:21until we have lived together.
30:24Living with someone's way different
30:25than just visiting somebody.
30:26Right.
30:27Exactly.
30:28100%, I agree.
30:29This guy's got good advice.
30:30Drivers always have the best advice.
30:32Yeah, right.
30:33They've seen it all.
30:34Seriously.
30:35But you know what?
30:36Sometimes it just meshes perfectly
30:37because when we moved in together,
30:39we had no issues.
30:40Well, it's meant to be.
30:41Yeah.
30:42See, babe.
30:43This might be the case for Grada.
30:44Right?
30:45Aw.
30:49I don't know.
30:50Yeah, it's good to have her sweats.
30:51Now that I'm leaving for the UK,
30:53I'm getting more and more nervous
30:55because I'm going from living alone with my cat
30:59to living with my fiance and his parents.
31:02This is the other way?
31:03Live with your in-law addition?
31:05Yeah.
31:06Pretty much.
31:07Pretty.
31:08You think she's going to have a hard time adjusting
31:10to all these people around?
31:12I think that's going to be the main problem.
31:14And she's going to be jealous
31:16because his cat's going to be getting attention.
31:19It's been hard being apart,
31:21but I can't wait to see Matthew again
31:23and feel that spark
31:25and finally start my life with the person that I love.
31:29All right.
31:32Goodbye, America.
31:33Here we come, England.
31:34There she goes.
31:35Woo!
31:36I need a plate of peas, right?
31:37When she lands,
31:38I think they eat a lot of peas over there.
31:39From what I know,
31:40they eat a lot of bland food.
31:41Good luck hopping across the pond, Mary Poppins.
31:44You're going to do wonderfully.
31:45Your pussy will be there soon.
31:48Chip, chip, period.
31:49Let's go.
31:50It feels good to be back home
31:52because of the family.
31:53Actually, I had like a realization yesterday
31:56when I saw my mom being so happy with them.
31:59I say that all the time.
32:01If you put one positive thought in your day,
32:03it just helps so much.
32:05Yes.
32:06It tastes more muscles to frown than to smile.
32:08There you go.
32:09Is that true?
32:10Yeah.
32:12Oh, what is that?
32:13I got a taste test for you.
32:15Taste test? What is that?
32:16Greta is vegan,
32:17so I'm going to do a taste test.
32:19Can you tell which one is vegan?
32:21Okay.
32:22We have two selections here.
32:24I want to know which one is non-vegan.
32:27Are you ready?
32:28Yeah.
32:33What are you doing?
32:34Ah?
32:35First one.
32:38This tastes good,
32:39but don't taste it like me.
32:42Suck those balls.
32:47This is working.
32:48You won.
32:49Do you know what you won?
32:51A trip to the kitchen.
32:52You can wash dishes,
32:54you can wash floors,
32:56and also,
32:57you can dry it.
32:58I don't want no vegan,
32:59no turkey and nothing.
33:01I am full.
33:11Oh, look at the graffiti.
33:12This is definitely...
33:13Are we in France?
33:14Look, Jamal, I was right.
33:15It's the graffiti.
33:16It almost looks as good as yours.
33:17I know.
33:18Thanks.
33:19Oh, madame and Anthony.
33:21This doesn't sound like a song from France.
33:23I know.
33:25I never heard no French hip-hop.
33:27Beat don't sound bad, though.
33:29I am very grateful for a place to stay.
33:32Very grateful.
33:33But it's definitely way too small.
33:36And as you can see,
33:38I don't know where I'm going to put my clothes,
33:41except on the floor or in the baby bed,
33:45and then Ben is going to sleep with me, I guess.
33:48Jenny and Samit, Manon and Anthony got a lot in common.
33:51They dealing with small spaces in a short period of time.
33:55In barns.
33:56Exactly.
33:57For the cleaning aspect of it,
33:58it's better to downsize.
34:00So take it in, Manon.
34:01It's a good thing.
34:02Less to clean.
34:03I don't think Manon's doing the cleaning anyways.
34:05In any case.
34:06I think it's Anthony.
34:08I mean, I slept more than she did.
34:11He likes to sleep in the bed,
34:12and yesterday he's sideways,
34:15so I'm curled up on the bottom of the bed,
34:18and he's not giving her enough space on the side
34:20so she's on the edge.
34:22So I don't even think she got any sleep last night.
34:26Is she going to be grumpy then?
34:28That is not good.
34:29Manon needs her sleep, you can tell.
34:31Man, that kid is just glutes to his hands.
34:33All the time.
34:34Like, dang.
34:35If I was this kid, I'd be like, chill, bro.
34:37Like, get up off me.
34:38No, that's rough, man.
34:39You can't mess with my sleep.
34:40I need sleep, man.
34:41You know what I'm saying?
34:42You need to be comfortable, right, Greg?
34:43I need to sit down and be able to just...
34:46Yeah.
34:47Yeah, yo.
34:48Well, that's why you got the queen bed.
34:50I agree.
34:51Should have got the king.
34:52You probably could use a king.
34:53Yeah, I told...
34:54I was going to get the king originally,
34:55but who told me not to?
34:57Well, it's a good thing you didn't,
34:58because the dresser wouldn't fit.
35:00Anyway.
35:01Okay, anywho.
35:02It feels good to be back home because of the family.
35:06Actually, I had, like, a realization yesterday
35:09when I saw my mom being so happy with Ben.
35:13I feel kind of, like, changed a little bit.
35:18I feel reassured.
35:19I say that all the time.
35:21If you put one positive thought in your day,
35:23it just helps so much.
35:25Yes.
35:26It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
35:29There you go.
35:30Is that true?
35:31Yeah.
35:32Yep, it's true.
35:33In LA, I asked all the time,
35:35can I do this, can I do that?
35:36He doesn't want me to ask anymore.
35:38He wants me to say, I'll do this.
35:40Okay, I hear you.
35:42I hear you.
35:43I'm sorry if I haven't done as much as you wanted me to do.
35:46So, I apologize to Anthony.
35:49That's acknowledging it,
35:51but why wouldn't you guys acknowledge that
35:52before you went there?
35:53Why did it take you to land there,
35:55to make this big jump?
35:56I don't know.
35:58I don't know.
35:59You just live and learn as you go along, you know, Greg?
36:01You live and you learn, yeah.
36:02I mean, I'm learning a lot, too,
36:03being in a freaking marriage here, you know?
36:06Looks like you're doing this lounging position again, huh?
36:09Oh, the lounging dog.
36:10The yoga.
36:11Or is it the sleepy dog?
36:13A little bit of both.
36:15I have a lot to work on, and she has a lot to work on.
36:18And I think if we both work on it with, like,
36:20determination and, like, motivation,
36:22we'll be in a good place.
36:24He's optimistic.
36:25I'll give him that.
36:26And she slams the door.
36:28Not at him.
36:30He still has more than a room they have for living.
36:33Like, like, no, I can't go on living a room like that.
36:37Nah, that's...
36:38you get more room in the prison cell.
36:40Not that I've been in prison,
36:42but I'm for sure,
36:43you get more room in the prison cell
36:45than the room they have.
36:47Next time on 90 Day Fiancee The Other Way.
36:50Hi, darling.
36:52I'm really excited to see Matthew.
36:54I haven't seen him in six months.
36:56I can tell it was a long journey,
36:58because you stink.
37:00You're welcome.
37:01Whoa.
37:02You stink.
37:03What a great impression.
37:04You stink.
37:05You.
37:06And I didn't even have to clean a litter box.
37:09You stink good.
37:11I like that.
37:12That's different.
37:14Is this where I put my stuff in these drawers?
37:17Uh, yep.
37:18Everything with a G on it.
37:19But there's stuff in there.
37:20Oh, God, really?
37:21My man labeled his drawers?
37:23Same word.
37:24How old are you?
37:25You gave up your cat for his?
37:27He couldn't just tell her.
37:28You got the top two drawers.
37:30Do you have to understand?
37:32I work in hospitality, Chloe.
37:33I have to be nice to people.
37:35His sole purpose on his job
37:37is to entertain young drunk girls.
37:40Isn't that how they met?
37:41You were the young drunk girl, Chloe.
37:43You met him on there, Chloe.
37:45Who tell you you went into sleeping with me?
37:47Do you think I went to sleeping with someone
37:49and told me I still live?
37:50I don't know what you want, Madeline.
37:52You know what she wants? Money.
37:55Mula.
37:56Pesos.
37:57Lots of them.
37:58My man just wants to get a good night's sleep.
38:00He's been traveling for you.
38:02Yeah, that's crazy.
38:03Ivy.
38:08Still having a problem with our age gap?
38:14Are you still on that?
38:15Oh, my God.
38:16They've been together for years now.
38:17Seriously.
38:18Hey, hey, everybody in there respect your elders.
38:21Jenny older than everybody.
38:22Respect her.
38:23I don't know.
38:24Maybe we should do like what they do in India.
38:25Like families just stay together forever.
38:27Oh, stop it.
38:29What do you mean?
38:31You wouldn't like that?
38:32It's getting a little bit too crowded.
38:34You want like 12 kids, right?
38:36I could make a compromise.
38:37No, I don't think so.
38:39Andy, next week is going to be juicy.
38:41I predict, because tonight was five.
38:43I'm so excited.
38:44Now I'm going to go west on the beaches thinking
38:46what's going to happen with Jenny and her family when they meet
38:49and talking about the A.
38:51Yeah, that's going to be epic.
38:52I can't wait for that one.
38:53I am here, and I'm ready.
38:55I'm ready.
38:56I'm ready now.
38:57I am tired, and I think it's perfect.
38:58No.
38:59Yes.
39:00I want some more of your Slippery Monkey.
39:01Another cocktail?
39:02Oh, okay.
39:03And that too.
39:04Okay.
39:05Looking at Luke and him finding his hot wife in Columbia
39:09makes me think I might need to go as well.
39:11Okay.
39:12So I'm going to go home, maybe book my trip.
39:14All right.
39:15Hit the boys.
39:16All right.
39:17Go to Medellín.
39:18Bye.
39:19That's it?
39:20Yeah, go ahead.
39:21Can I get some pesos?
39:22No.
39:23No pesos.
39:24See you later.
39:25No pesos.
39:26Bye.
39:27Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
39:28Love you.
39:29Love you too.
39:30Adios.
39:31Viva la Colombia.
39:32Adios de Amo.
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