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00:00Oh, hello, Frank. Yeah, I'm exhausted.
00:24Leah wanted to see the whole of Australia and I said to her,
00:27the termite hills of Litchfield National Park might be on your bucket list,
00:31but they are not on mine.
00:33I've had enough of creepy crawlies and critters.
00:35Thank you very much and thank you very much.
00:38It's strange to think, isn't it?
00:40Just two days ago I was watching the sunset over Uluru.
00:43Yeah, just get some sleep.
00:45Me and Sebastian are going to try and soldier on.
00:48Have they been busy?
00:49Oh, yeah, up to our eyes.
00:51Dolly Parton? No.
00:52Debbie Harry? No.
00:54Boris Johnson, of course.
00:56What's that? Is that Sebastian? What was that?
00:58Oh, just spitballing potential brand ambassadors for the agency.
01:05Oh, that's odd. Door's stuck.
01:08I give up.
01:09Oh.
01:13Oh! Who are you?
01:15Who are you?
01:16Um, I live here.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:19No, no.
01:20This is my cottage.
01:21I just bought it.
01:22Um...
01:26Oh.
01:27Oh, that's very good.
01:28Yeah.
01:29How did Frank put you up?
01:30This is...
01:31That's hilarious, Frank.
01:32You actually really got me.
01:33What are you talking about?
01:35You're one of Sebastian's acting friends, I expect, are you?
01:38No, I most certainly am not.
01:40It's all right, you can stop now.
01:41You can drop it.
01:42It's fine, I get it.
01:43It's, um...
01:44You're very good, though, actually, I should say.
01:46You were just the right side of a fronted and po-faced.
01:48It was good.
01:49It was good.
01:50You need to leave, or I'm calling the police.
01:53Withers...
01:54I'll keep it, oh, thanks.
01:56I'll keep it clean because…
02:02Good.
02:05Oh!
02:21Camomile for you.
02:24Extra honey.
02:28T.S. Keyleth, I...
02:29Jo, I'm just trying to find the...
02:33I understand
02:39What did Keela say?
02:46The land registry has this Celia touchstone
02:49down as the legal owner of your house
02:51as of two days ago
02:52That's ridiculous
02:53What's he going to do about it?
02:57Nothing
02:57Not until he can prove it's an actual crime
03:00How can you steal
03:04a house?
03:05Identity theft
03:06Someone pretends to be you
03:08Sell the house
03:09Pug of the cash
03:10I could see what your mortgage provider knows
03:15Oh yeah
03:17No
03:18Oh no, I've already paid the mortgage off
03:21I paid it off when mum died
03:22They haven't just stolen from me
03:26They've stolen from my dead mother
03:30I don't want to get up
03:32Oh no
03:33Have you called your sister yet?
03:44I think she's got a signal
03:45Well listen, don't worry
03:47Me and Sebastian will take care of everything, won't we?
03:50Thou shalt have justice
03:52more than thou desirest
03:54Yeah, what he said
03:57Do you mind if I, er
04:05Look
04:07I do sympathise
04:09for your friend's situation, Mr Hathaway
04:11but
04:12I bought the cottage in good faith
04:14From...
04:15Er, Freddie Duke
04:17It has your like-it estates
04:19Look, I hope I'm not being out of ardour or anything
04:23but do you think that you maybe consider
04:25moving out until this whole mess has cleared up?
04:27No
04:28It's out of the question
04:29I've relocated from London
04:31Yeah, but she's homeless
04:32And I'm very sorry
04:33but I'm an innocent victim too
04:36Hang on
04:39What's happened to all of Lou's stuff?
04:41Er, I believe a house clearance company
04:44came and took everything
04:45when the cottage was being repossessed
04:46Repossessed
04:48The cheeky cow
04:51Er, that's it
04:52You own that anger
04:53We want the can-do, Lou
04:55Lou with the glass half-full
04:57Although technically a glass has been nicked and half-filled by somebody else
05:00I'm not helping
05:00No, Sebastian's right
05:02It's time for the fight back
05:05I am woman
05:07Hear me roar
05:09Are you quoting the bad as well now?
05:13What?
05:14No, it's Helen Reddy
05:15It's my mum's favourite song
05:17Right
05:17Come on then
05:19Let's go and see what this estate agent has got to say for himself
05:22I'll just spray some air freshener around while I'm gone
05:25Come on
05:28Say something
05:30I can't
05:31It's too embarrassing
05:32She's too smelly
05:33Speak up
05:34What?
05:35Is this wrong?
05:35I was just suggesting to Sebastian that we go and call the local furniture places for your stuff
05:44Hello
05:53Hi, we're looking for Freddie Duke
05:56That would be me
05:57Mr and Mrs Shakespeare
06:00Miss
06:00Yes
06:02We're actually private investigators
06:05Oh
06:05Yes
06:06And we would like to know why you sold my cottage in Wilmcote to Celia Touchstone
06:10Wilmcote
06:11Wilmcote
06:13Oh, hang on
06:15Yes
06:15I know the one you mean
06:16Wasn't that owned by Mega Fast Moves?
06:20No
06:20No, it was owned by me
06:22And I didn't even know it had been sold until a couple of hours ago
06:25Oh, that's terrible
06:25I'm so sorry
06:27Please
06:28Take a seat
06:30Look, I
06:32I'd love to help
06:34But as far as I knew
06:36The sale was all above board
06:37And, er
06:39What can you tell us about Mega Fast Moves?
06:43Online property buying company
06:45Useful
06:46If you want to make a quick sale
06:47Though they do buy well under market value
06:49And sell for a serious profit
06:50Have you sold property for them before?
06:52A couple of times
06:53Yeah
06:53Pretty straightforward stuff
06:56Always
06:57Very fast
06:58Obviously
06:59Oh
07:01I've only dealt with them via email
07:05Didn't that strike you as a bit odd?
07:07Not really
07:08I mean, everything's online nowadays
07:10There is one person
07:13That you should speak to
07:15I mean, Oliver Silvius
07:16Of Silvius Solicitors
07:18Yeah, he handles all the conveyancing for Mega Fast Moves
07:20In fact
07:21I've got his card round here somewhere
07:24Yeah
07:25Here you go
07:27Help you manage to work things out
07:30Thank you
07:32Yeah, sorry
07:37I had a sausage and bean pasty earlier
07:40It's gone through me like a steam train
07:42Erm, so, what do you reckon?
07:54You know, he gave up that solicitor bloke pretty quickly, didn't he?
07:58Blue?
08:01Oh
08:01I've realised, you know
08:04It's not just my house that I've lost, is it?
08:07It's
08:07It's all my beautiful things, Frank
08:11And my memories
08:13It's
08:14Oh
08:17Oh
08:18Why don't you get in the car, Lou?
08:22In the dry
08:23It's okay
08:25Good day
08:39I mean, good afternoon
08:41Shakespeare and Hathaway private investigators
08:43How may I help?
08:44Yeah, it's me
08:44Listen
08:45I need contact details and a background check
08:47On a company called Mega Fast Moves
08:50Mega Fast Moves
08:51How's our waltzing Matilda getting on?
08:56Yeah, not great
08:57So you haven't mentioned her exotic aroma?
09:01No
09:02Do it
09:04Do it
09:04Are, erm, are you okay?
09:13Yes
09:13Yes, I will be
09:15As soon as I find out who's done this to me
09:18Who's done?
09:18Come on, then
09:19Yeah, I hope this won't take long
09:45I have a client waiting
09:46Well, tell us all about Mega Fast Moves
09:49And we'll be on our way
09:50I've done a couple of local conveyancing jobs for them
09:53Why?
09:54Because someone pretending to be me
09:56Sold my house to them when I was out of the country
09:58And you're holding me responsible?
10:01Well, if you aren't, who is?
10:04Mega Fast Moves
10:05If they've bought from someone pretending to be, er
10:07Sorry, what was your name again?
10:09Luella Shakespeare
10:10Then it's up to them to check it's the real Luella Shakespeare
10:12Selling the property
10:14Is that all you've got to say?
10:17No
10:18If you manage to catch up with anyone there
10:21Please ask them to reply to my emails
10:23They haven't paid my invoice yet
10:25Well, you must know something else
10:27You...
10:28Oh, yes
10:30Yeah
10:34Oh, hi, Spider
10:37Pronouned R
10:39Nice holiday, Lou
10:40Er, well, yeah
10:43Until I got back
10:44You did hear what happened, right?
10:46That's why I'm here
10:47This is all Sebastian could find on Mega Fast Moves
10:50So he's called in the big guns
10:51Oh, great
10:52So what have you got so far?
10:55Well, for...
10:55Well, for starters
10:59It looks like they set up a couple of years ago
11:00But, I mean, this site is faker than plastic trees
11:03Can you find out who's behind it?
11:05Yeah, and who they bought my house from
11:06And where the money from the sale went
11:07Triple Affirmative, that one
11:09Might need a bit of time
11:10Where have you been?
11:13Apparently, Spider can't function
11:15Without an unceasing supply of ultra-processed food
11:18And free-flowing energy drink
11:19What?
11:21Otherwise, he's working pro bono
11:23Oh, thanks, Spider
11:26Anything to get your house back, Lou?
11:29And if you need a place to kip
11:30My sofa bed has your name on it
11:32Just as long as you have a shower first
11:35Sorry?
11:37Oh, no need to be embarrassed
11:40I mean, I get pretty right myself
11:41And I've been on a gayly bender
11:42Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:49That smell is me
11:51No wonder he's been following me about all day
11:55I thought it was you
11:56Oh, thanks very much
11:58And he's me trying not to kick you
11:59When you're already down
12:00Oh, guys
12:03Guys, I'm so sorry
12:05I've just had 24 hours without any sleep
12:08Or a chance to wash or clean
12:11Like I said, no judgement
12:12And thanks, Spider
12:14For the offer
12:15And staying at yours
12:16But I think actually I'd be more relaxed
12:18In a B&B
12:19But you'll be lucky to find anywhere
12:21There's another artisanal gin festival on this week
12:24Really?
12:26Oh
12:27Oh, well, I suppose I could always
12:29Sleep in Lulu
12:31It's my mini
12:32I'm not gonna let you sleep in your car
12:35I've got a spare room
12:37You can have it for as long as you need
12:38Oh, Frank
12:40I'm gonna hug you
12:41Oh, please go on
12:41No
12:41We'll have fun, won't we?
12:44We'll be roomies
12:45We can get a takeaway from Boston Balti
12:48For dinner
12:48Ooh, lovely
12:49I'll have a stuffed parata with mine
12:51Yeah, I mean, just me and her
12:53Yeah, what I'd love right now
13:00Is a nice big glass of wine
13:01And a big bubble bath
13:03Oh, well, Frank
13:05It's, um
13:06Cozy, yeah
13:08Yeah, I, er
13:10I never got around to unpacking
13:12When me and Maureen split
13:13You
13:15Only you would go backpacking without a backpack
13:19It's called glam packing
13:20Right, yeah
13:22Right, I'll, er
13:30I'll, er, make some space while you go and freshen up
13:34Yeah, sorry
13:35Where would I do that?
13:37It's just in there, yeah
13:38Oh, well
13:41Terrible stench
13:43Ah!
13:45Ah!
13:46Ah!
13:46Frank!
13:47What?
13:48It was just, it was just there
13:49It just came out of nowhere
13:50But it's alright
13:51Because I think I could just
13:52Stop, stop!
13:54Oh, come here, Jimmy lad
13:57Come here
13:57Did she scare you?
14:00Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you
14:02Jimmy!
14:04Yeah, you know, Jimmy Cagney
14:05You dirty rat
14:06What, he's a pet?
14:08Yeah, I'll let him have the run of the bathroom while I'm out
14:10Oh, Frank
14:11Well, what about disease and incontinence and
14:14I know the Black Death gave them a bad rep
14:16But rats are actually very intelligent and sociable creatures
14:19Yeah, hey
14:20He'll laugh if you tickle him
14:22Oh, alright, no
14:23I'll take you away for that
14:24Right
14:24Right, well, I'll go and put him in his cage while you, er
14:27Freshen up a bit
14:29Okay
14:29Welcome home, Lou
14:38I wish Frank snored like that
14:47He kept me up all night
14:49Snoring
14:50I could hear him through the walls
14:52No, you couldn't
14:53Where did Mr Cagney sleep?
14:58In a cage, in Frank's room
14:59He must have a teeny tiny pair of eplugs
15:03Oh, still no joy finding your furniture
15:11But I did have a bit of a breakthrough yesterday
15:14I tracked down a few other victims of mega fast moves
15:17And one of them is due any second
15:19Now
15:22Oh
15:22Audrey Martext?
15:26Yeah
15:26Meet Lou Shakespeare
15:28Hello
15:28Hi
15:29Just having a power nap
15:35So you were away visiting your daughter when it happened?
15:38Yes
15:38We'd just had our first grandchild at the Noah
15:40And, erm, me and Bill went to help out for a couple of months
15:45And when you came back, someone else was living in your house?
15:47Yes
15:47It was such a shock
15:49Apparently they had to move really quickly
15:50Because the husband was starting a new job
15:52But they were a lovely couple
15:54I don't blame them
15:55And they bought your place from Freddie Duke
15:59Who was selling for mega fast moves
16:00Yes
16:01And we also spoke to that Mr Silvius
16:04Who was doing the conveyancing
16:06He was no good
16:07And do you know what?
16:08He charged us for that appointment
16:11And he blamed it on the other company
16:13And told us to get in touch with Land Registry
16:15For some compensation
16:16Yeah, sounds familiar
16:18And the worst of it was
16:19That after that meeting
16:22Bill had a massive heart attack
16:25And he's been in Arden Hospital ever since
16:27Audrey, I'm so sorry
16:29I'm not upset
16:30I'm just flaming furious
16:32I could kill whoever's responsible for doing this
16:35Hmm
16:35Well, what about the police?
16:38Erm, yeah, I filed a complaint
16:40I just felt like I was wasting their time
16:43And I had even offered a reward
16:45To whoever can get us our home back
16:48Well, it's very generous
16:49Not that we're interested
16:51No
16:52You know, when I spoke to the other victims
16:56They also said that their buyers needed a quick sale
16:59And they paid in cash
17:00Do you think Megafast Moves have been stealing houses to order?
17:06It's worth checking out
17:08Yeah, it's got subsidence
17:18Yeah, no, don't tell them that
17:20No
17:20No
17:21I'll call you back
17:22Freddie Duke
17:26As you like an estates manager
17:28Queerian Kerwin
17:29How can I help?
17:31I'm looking to buy a wee place over here
17:33So I can grow my export business
17:35Oh
17:36What line are you in?
17:37Oysters
17:38We already supply a lot of top restaurants
17:42So I really need somewhere right now
17:44Any idea on budget?
17:46Cash is no object
17:48Really?
17:49Alright
17:50Well
17:51Let's take some details down
17:53It's official
17:57Oliver Silvius has got zero online presence
18:01Five hours!
18:06Five hours he's not even left the place or had a single visitor
18:09I think he's lying low because he knows we're on to him
18:12Maybe
18:13Did you always want to be in the police force?
18:24No
18:24Up until I was about ten I wanted to be a lying tamer
18:28Oh yes Brian
18:29Yeah
18:30Yeah I could see that
18:31Good choice
18:32Hmm
18:33I always wanted to be a brain surgeon and a mermaid
18:37What at the same time?
18:39Yeah
18:39I'm a woman
18:42I could multitask
18:43Might be tricky to keep the operating theatre clean though
18:47You know with all that seaweed floating about
18:49Is that the best you can do?
18:52No I'm just saying it sounded a bit fishy
18:54I didn't want to carp on about it
18:56Ha ha ha
18:57That's good
18:58But I didn't want to see you flounder
18:59Okay
18:59I'll live for it
19:01Alright alright
19:01Oh come on Ariel
19:04What?
19:05Oh
19:05Follow that crab
19:06Cab
19:24Hmm
19:27Likes a younger woman then
19:30He's so cynical
19:32Maybe his daughter
19:33Oh
19:37Better not be his daughter
19:39It's a shame
19:47You know I thought you'd love that one
19:49Oh it's class
19:51So it is
19:52But I've not seen anything I like so much
19:54As my doughty wee house in County Down
19:56Places round here
19:58They're just not as coastal
20:01Well
20:03We are miles from the coast
20:06So
20:07Got the Avon though
20:09I'm sure I can find you some
20:11Some riverside properties you'd absolutely adore
20:14Any I can see now
20:15Nothing at the moment
20:17No but
20:17I'll give you a call as soon as
20:19Something comes in
20:21Do you mind if I take this
20:23No bother
20:23What have I told you about calling me at work
20:27Again
20:30You went out with the girls on Saturday
20:33Right
20:36Suppose I can't say no then
20:38You better not be late though Fee
20:40Women eh
20:45Aye
20:47My other half
20:48Francine
20:49She's never off my back
20:51She must have the bladder of an elephant
20:55I can never drink that much champagne and not go for a wee
20:58Stop it
20:59Beginning to regret that last coffee
21:01Do you know I became a bit of an expert at wild wheeze when we were in the outback
21:06I knew exactly how to avoid the lizards and the snakes
21:10Oh very crocodile dumb day
21:13Yeah
21:13You know it's not just the crocodiles you've got to look out for actually
21:16Because koalas can be really vicious
21:18Yeah
21:19Leah tried to cuddle one once and it biter right on the nipple
21:21Oh no
21:22I'll be back in a bit
21:24Frank
21:35Frank
21:36Something's happening
21:37Something's happening
21:38There's movement
21:38Frank
21:42Frank
21:43Pete
21:43We're on the move
21:45I'm going as fast as I can
21:47Oh Frank
21:52We've missed them
21:53They must have got in a taxi
21:54You don't know that
21:56Let's drive around a bit
21:57We might spot them
21:58We'll have to do a hilt start now
22:01Clear?
22:03Get
22:03Get
22:03Oh I cannot believe they got away from us
22:10Because of your weak bladder
22:11I said I'm sorry
22:13Alright
22:14What are you doing?
22:19Hmm?
22:21Just tidying up a bit
22:22I have a system
22:26Oh and I like the toilet paper to hang underneath and not over the top
22:33Alright?
22:34Alright
22:35Now listen you heat up that leftover balty
22:37I'll go and get Jimmy
22:38They made an odd cup
22:44Didn't they Oliver and that woman
22:45And you know what?
22:47I don't think that was their first date
22:49Judging by the way they were snogging
22:51You okay?
22:56Oh yep
22:56Yes
22:57Where's Jimmy?
23:00Oh he's fine
23:01He's not in the bathroom is he?
23:04He'll turn up eventually
23:05Frank!
23:06You're expecting me to be able to sleep
23:08When there's a rat on the loose
23:10You slept in the outback with lizards and snakes
23:13This was a guided tour
23:14I'm not Bear Grylls
23:15Oh he's just found a nice warm spot to have a nap
23:18Yeah
23:18Like my bed
23:19Jimmy, Jimmy
23:24What did she do?
23:27I touched it!
23:28Jimmy
23:28Jimmy
23:30Hi Spidey
23:37You got anything for us?
23:38Well like I thought
23:39Mega Fast Moves doesn't actually exist
23:42It's just a load of AI generated content
23:45That leads to myriad dead ends
23:46So whoever's behind the business sold my house and all the others
23:50Yep
23:50And as you suspected
23:52That would be Oliver Silvius
23:55Everything leads back to him
23:57What about Freddie Duke?
23:59He seems clean
24:00So what's happened to all the money from the house sales?
24:03I'm still working on that
24:04We need something that's going to stand up in court
24:0710-4, big man
24:08Think we can blindside Silvius into a confession?
24:13Well, there's only one way to find out
24:15This vehicle is reversing
24:18This vehicle, you have to say it all the way
24:21Hello?
24:28Hello?
24:33Hello, Mr Silvius
24:34And we found him about 8.45
24:48I don't know why I'm surprised to find you two poking around
24:52Every murder scene
24:53But I still am
24:54Well, where would you be if you just found out who stole your house?
24:58At the police station
24:59Making a full report
25:00Not getting in the way here
25:01And I assume your guys are going through the hard drive on the laptop
25:04When might we get some access
25:07To the murder weapon?
25:09Yeah, it might be the key to getting my house back
25:11That's not my priority
25:12And because of your connection to the victim
25:14I'm going to have to ask you
25:16Where were you between midnight and 3am?
25:20She stayed at my place all night
25:22You two aren't...
25:26No, nothing like that
25:27I was in the spare room
25:29I wouldn't
25:29He wouldn't, I wouldn't
25:31Alright, well
25:32Find out anything else and come straight back to me, right?
25:35Yeah, of course we will
25:36Now please get off my crime scene
25:38Time of death between midnight and 3am then
25:43Thank you, DS Keeler
25:44You were a bit adamant there
25:46What do you mean?
25:48That nothing would happen between us
25:49Spider, Oliver Silvius has been murdered
25:52So please, just tell us you've got something
25:54Hello
25:57Earth to Spider-Man
26:00I found his offshore, cunt
26:06Brilliant
26:07Right, that's where the money will be, yeah?
26:10Not anymore
26:11It was there, it was right there
26:14And then they just disappeared
26:15Poof
26:16You'll be able to trace it again though, right?
26:18He's been trying for the last hour
26:20What if the information that Spider needs is on the murder weapon?
26:25Oliver Silvius was killed with his own laptop
26:28I'm never going to get my cottage back, are we?
26:33Don't worry, Lou
26:34I've accessed Oliver's files remotely
26:36Silvius couldn't have moved the money this morning
26:38Because he was already dead
26:39Unless he had an accomplice
26:42Do you think that's the mystery woman?
26:44Or is she the murderer?
26:46She might be both
26:47But we need to find her if we're going to get Lou's house back
26:50Oh
26:58Really playing catch-up on this one, eh, Frank?
27:02Yeah, looks like it
27:04Well, you're wasting your time in there
27:06We still don't have an ID for Oliver Silvius' date
27:09And that waiter gave the most unhelpful description ever
27:12Did they say if they left, maybe in a taxi?
27:15No
27:16We don't even know if they left together
27:18Yeah, see, Silvius might have gone back to the office
27:20And if he'd arranged to meet the killer
27:22You know, they could have staged a break-in after the murder
27:26No
27:26Somebody definitely tripped the silent alarm
27:29Security company confirmed
27:31They received an alert just before midnight
27:33But they didn't come out
27:35Because they called Silvius
27:36And he said he'd go and switch it off himself
27:38Cheers, Joe
27:39Thanks for the intel
27:40Oh, you saved us a lot of legwork
27:42Do you fancy an early lunch?
27:44Oh, yes, we could have chips down by the Avon
27:47You're not going to solve a case eating chips by the river
27:49But in case you do
27:51And you don't tell me
27:53I'll do you
27:54For perverting the course of justice, Frank
27:56And that's a promise
27:57What's up?
28:07I just saw someone wearing my hat
28:10Or the hat
28:11Like the one I used to wear
28:13At the risk of sounding tasteless
28:18I'm considering this a celebration
28:21Anyone?
28:22Well, no
28:22Someone has been murdered, Audrey
28:25We're sending flowers
28:27Hmm?
28:29Hmm
28:29So
28:30Does this mean
28:31That we're
28:32Going to get our homes back?
28:35Er
28:35Well, it's not quite that simple
28:37You know, I mean
28:38We've got to find the money
28:39Establish how your identities were stolen
28:42And even then
28:43The land registry
28:44Might argue the toss about
28:45Who has the stronger claim
28:47To live in each house
28:48So
28:48No nearer, then
28:50I'm so sorry
28:51Just
28:53Covering our bases, Audrey
28:55But, um
28:56Where were you between the hours of
28:58Midnight and three this morning?
29:00At the hospital
29:00Where else?
29:01Me and Bill haven't spent a night apart
29:03In 48 years
29:04You're supposed to be getting our homes back
29:06Not trying to pin this
29:08Scumbag's murder
29:09On a homeless pensioner
29:11I think she's been through enough
29:15Without you
29:16Oh, I used to have a dress like that
29:19Oh, it's very you
29:20Yeah
29:21And I saw someone wearing a hat
29:23Like mine earlier
29:24That definitely is my cloak
29:30I'll see you back at the office
29:31Excuse me
29:31Excuse me
29:32What do you think of Audrey's reaction?
29:40Oh
29:40The lady doth protest too much, methinks
29:44Yeah, I think she doth
29:47The fame
29:48Shall we go and check her alibi?
29:51You know, just to be on the
29:52Faith side
29:55I'll go talk to Freddie Duke
29:57How well did you know Oliver?
30:04Oh, hardly at all
30:05Put some business in his way
30:07When buyers needed a solicitor
30:08Still a shock though
30:10And you can't think of anyone
30:13Who might have wanted him dead?
30:14No
30:14No, I can't
30:16In case you were wondering
30:18My girlfriend and I were home together last night
30:19From six to eight this morning
30:21We both gave statements to the police
30:24The real police
30:26Oh
30:26Well, listen, thank you
30:29You've been very helpful
30:30Yeah
30:31Oh, hey
30:37Oh, new court
30:38No
30:39It was mine
30:40That woman bought it second hand
30:42So would you believe
30:42Right now
30:43My entire wardrobe
30:44Is being sold in charity shops
30:46All round Stratford
30:47It's cost me a flipping fortune
30:48To buy back what I could find
30:49Any luck with the old mystery woman?
30:52Nah
30:52Those photos from last night
30:53You're useless
30:54Not a single shot where you can see her face
30:56Typical
30:57I've got Spada doing some background checks on Silvius
31:00Now we need to concentrate on the basics
31:02Figure out who benefits most from his death
31:04I've just spoken to my contact at Arden Hospital
31:08And apparently there was a shift change on Bill's ward at midnight
31:12And Audrey was not by his bedside then
31:15Nor was she when his obs were done a couple of hours later
31:18Sebastian, how do you do it?
31:22Let's just say I have friends in hygienic places
31:25Oh, you've got a friend who's a cleaner
31:28A cleaner on coronary care
31:30Oh
31:30Come on, let's see where this leaves us
31:33I can't believe you checked up on her
31:39Well, she lied to us
31:40So did Freddie Duke
31:42Him being at home with his girlfriend after 6pm
31:44Doesn't match with what you overheard about her being out with the girls after work
31:48Any news on her emails?
31:52I'm still working on it
31:53This guy knows a lot about cyber scogey, I can tell you
31:57I'm just wondering if there's something specific that links Audrey and Lou
32:01You mean what made them the perfect targets?
32:04Exactly
32:04None of the victims had mortgages
32:07All of the properties were temporarily empty
32:10Is there anything else?
32:12Lou?
32:14I don't know
32:15I've only just met her
32:16It's the files I requested for Oliver Sylvius
32:21And?
32:22There's a marriage certificate
32:24Oh
32:26Interesting
32:27Oliver had an ex-wife
32:29You'll never guess who it is
32:31I've already told the police I was asleep alone when Oliver was murdered
32:50I still can't believe he's dead
32:53Well obviously we're very sorry for your loss
32:56Thank you
32:58Oliver had dinner last night with a young woman
33:03Do you know anything about that?
33:05No
33:05No, which is unusual
33:08Oliver liked to boast about his conquest
33:10So, you were married for three years
33:15Divorced then
33:16Divorced for 12
33:17And you moved back to Stratford because?
33:21Well I was born here
33:22Oliver and I stayed friends
33:24And then I moved to London when I married Charles
33:27And then when he died
33:27I just wanted a fresh start
33:29Somewhere familiar
33:31And Oliver told you about this place?
33:34Yeah
33:34Said he found it on an estate agent website
33:37Thought it was perfect
33:38I can't believe he lied to me
33:41Sounds like a bit of a one-way friendship
33:44I mean he steals the house for you
33:46Then runs away with the money you paid for it
33:48Yeah, yeah
33:49You mixed up in all of that
33:50We wouldn't blame you if you did want to kill him
33:51I mean I was angry
33:53He wouldn't be
33:54But I, um
33:55No, the last time I saw Oliver
33:58Was, uh
33:59About a week ago
34:00I think
34:01When I was signing the papers
34:02Sure about that?
34:04Sorry
34:05Well it's just
34:06You were in Oliver's office
34:08When we first met him
34:08I think
34:09I recognised that jacket there
34:12It was on the coat stand
34:14It's a lovely jacket
34:14I wouldn't forget that jacket
34:15Okay, okay
34:20Yes, yes
34:21I was
34:21There
34:23I was
34:23Furious
34:25When I found out about the scam
34:27And he was ignoring my calls
34:28So what did he say
34:30When you were in the office?
34:31Well just more lies
34:32I mean
34:33Denied knowing anything
34:34Said the property company
34:36Had
34:37Scammed him as well
34:38Anything else?
34:40No
34:41Come on Celia
34:43You can't possibly have any loyalty to him now
34:45I don't
34:46I promise you
34:48There's nothing
34:49We argued
34:49I left
34:50I certainly didn't kill him
34:51Ordering?
35:16I was just getting up the curries
35:17Come and see you
35:18Oh don't be silly
35:19You're welcome any time
35:20I just wanted to explain
35:22Why I got so angry before
35:23I was with Bill
35:26I just
35:26I couldn't sleep
35:28On the cot bed
35:29So I kept nipping out
35:31For sneaky cigarettes
35:32I promise that I didn't leave the hospital grounds
35:36I never really thought it was you you know
35:38I only started smoking because of the stress
35:40If Bill finds out he'll go mad
35:42Well I'm glad you came back
35:43Could I ask a favour?
35:46What?
35:46Can I sit in your reception and give our Wendy a video call?
35:49Yes
35:50Thank you
35:51It's just that the wifi at the hospital is shocking
35:55It's so difficult to keep them touched
35:58What with the distance
36:00Distance?
36:00Where does she live?
36:01Did I not say?
36:03Austin
36:04Oh?
36:04What, Lincolnshire?
36:05Massachusetts
36:06Hang on
36:09So you and Lou were both abroad when your houses were stolen?
36:13That's right
36:14And did you book the trip yourself?
36:16Well no
36:16No good at that kind of thing
36:18And anyway we were going out a few days before Wendy's due date
36:21So I just asked the travel agent to arrange the flights and some day trips
36:27And which travel agent did you use?
36:29Do you want travel?
36:30Do you want travel?
36:31That girl at Timor was lovely
36:36What was her name?
36:37Phoebe Amiens
36:38Me and my sister Leah
36:41We booked our whole Outback tour through
36:43I only ever spoke to her on the phone
36:44But she knew everything
36:45She knew my home address
36:47My passport details
36:48How long I was going to be away
36:49Everything she would need
36:50To steal my identity
36:52Hang on
36:54Same colouring
36:59Might be her
37:01We need a better angle
37:02That's my handbag
37:06Have to think of it
37:11She looks just like the woman
37:12Who was wearing my hat
37:13Come on let's pay her a visit
37:14Oh just a thought
37:15When I heard Freddie talking to his girlfriend on the phone
37:19I assumed her name was Fiona because he called her Phoebe
37:22But what if it was Phoebe?
37:25Come on
37:26Wait a minute
37:27You finally got into Freddie's emails
37:30Oh I've been in there ages
37:31I just wanted to make a few more checks
37:33Before I said anything
37:34There's something you really want to see
37:37You going on holiday Freddie?
37:53Last time I did that
37:54When I came back someone else was living in my house
37:56That was Oliver Silvius
37:59Yeah that's what you wanted us to think when you hacked into his computer
38:02To remove any trace of your involvement with mega fast moves
38:05You broke it to his office
38:07He caught you
38:08And you killed him
38:09Who are these people Freddie?
38:11Oh don't bother Phoebe
38:12We know that you've been using your clients travel information
38:16To steal their identities and sell their houses
38:19I told you
38:20That last job was one too many
38:23Shut up
38:24You must have made a pretty penny from selling those stolen houses
38:28What was it
38:29You didn't like the three way split
38:31Is that why you killed Silvius?
38:34So then you two could take the lot and run off to Thailand
38:37No
38:37No I didn't
38:39Or was it because you found out that he was seeing Phoebe behind your back?
38:42Poor
38:42That must have stung
38:43A man twice your age
38:45She was just stringing him along
38:47Freddie don't
38:48What's the point Phoebe
38:49They know everything
38:50Trying to steal my money Freddie
39:02They call it quits for you trying to steal Phoebe
39:08She can't wait to get rid of you
39:11Please
39:14I know all about your cosy little dinner Oliver
39:17She's not really interested
39:18That's not the impression I got last Saturday night
39:22She wouldn't
39:26Oh Freddie
39:27Do I have to tell you all about that adorable little butterfly tattoo
39:32On the inside of her left thigh
39:33Well if it was right you were so stupid
39:54She's been playing you two off against each other for the whole time
39:58What?
39:59No
40:00No she told me everything
40:02She chose me
40:04No she's booked on another flight this evening
40:07To Brazil
40:08Alone
40:10Are you going to ditch him at the airport Phoebe?
40:13But you said that
40:14I did it because I love you
40:18No you did it because your macho pride got injured
40:22It's pathetic
40:23Both of you begging me to ditch the other
40:26That's why I was going to Brazil
40:27Because I didn't want either of you
40:29The house scan was all her idea
40:34Hey
40:39Oh
40:40Ow
40:43What did you
40:45Why would you
40:45No
40:46Ow
40:47No
40:47No
40:48No
40:48No
40:49Freddy Duke
41:03I'm arresting you all suspicion of the murder of Oliver Silvius
41:06You do not have to say anything but it may hand me to fence
41:08If you do not mention one question except for you later lying in court
41:10Anything you do say may be given as evidence
41:13Coming through you
41:14Coming through you
41:15I'm so sorry
41:20I'm so sorry
41:20I'm so sorry
41:20Yeah
41:31Thank you
41:48And I'd like my handbag back too
41:51It's okay Lulu
41:56I've got you
41:58I know I didn't know I had it in me myself
42:04Sally Gunnell calls
42:05She wants her trainers back
42:06I suggest we all drink
42:09To Audrey and Lou getting their homes back
42:12Yes
42:12To going home
42:13To going home
42:14To Lou going home
42:15And I will get that reward to you as soon as me and Bill can
42:20Oh fantastic
42:21I know
42:23How about a celebratory takeaway from Boston Bolte
42:27Am I invited this time?
42:30Yeah
42:30It's on Frank
42:33Thanks Frank
42:35Come one come all
42:36But I insist we eat here
42:38I refuse to set foot in rodent towers
42:41What?
42:43It's not as bad as you think
42:44It's got a big rat
42:51Thank you
42:53Thank you so much
42:54For letting me move back in
42:55Oh it's
42:56Only a matter of time
42:58I've got the cord sorted out anyway
42:59And I don't want to stay in Stratford
43:01After everything that's happened
43:02It's understandable
43:03Well good luck
43:04Yes
43:06Besides that toilet of yours
43:08Never really flushed properly
43:09Oh
43:11Right
43:13Hello
43:13Oh hey
43:15Hello
43:16What's all this about?
43:17It's
43:20Your furniture
43:22Sebastian tracked it all down
43:24Oh
43:24Oh
43:26Sebastian
43:27Thank you
43:29Thank you
43:30Oh my things
43:32Thank you
43:34And thank you
43:36For putting up with me
43:37At least I'll be able to find my own stuff now
43:39And you won't nick all the hot water
43:41I'm going to miss you too
43:42But I won't miss
43:44Jimmy Cagby
43:45Oh
43:46We've got a little surprise for you
43:48Oh
43:49Don't look
43:51Okay
43:51Just a little housewarming present
43:56Guys
43:57You shouldn't have
43:58You
43:59You dirty rat
44:04We dirty mudar
44:06We dirty
44:20And when you wanted to face TV
44:22We do nothing
44:24We're gone
44:25We're gone
44:26sos
44:27Like
44:27We're Yosh
44:28No
44:29We're
44:30We're
44:31We're
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