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00:00it comes with this 500ml cup if you're making a smoothie or a milkshake for yourself but there's
00:20also an additional 2 litre glass jug for larger amounts it's a great option to have isn't it Tony
00:27yeah absolutely Val and with the crushed ice feature you could you could even knock yourself
00:33up a batch of margaritas and you do know how I love my six o'clock cocktail don't you darling
00:41now blenders like this normally retail at over 100 pounds but today we're selling this for only
00:5059.99 59.99 now Maria I can tell this is going to be very popular absolutely Valentina we've already
01:03sold an amazing 35 units and that's before you've demonstrated how quiet it is yes and I was just
01:09about to do that listen to this and stay tuned after the break for more amazing bargains on the
01:27World Shopping Channel and we're clear who did this who did this oh my goodness get that dirty rag away
01:37Tony I'm here I'm here darling Tina I'm so sorry I was on the phone to the channel what happened
01:43the snap lock seal is broken but I checked it myself earlier I told you Andrew I told you someone's out
01:51to get me now either you saw this or you bring someone else that can or else oh god come on come on
01:59no no I can't look clean you I can't
02:21just so that we can get a full picture of the incident yeah it's been going on for a while now
02:35items Valentina's been using for the live demos have been misbehaving last week a massaging mattress
02:43topper went rogue a rogue massaging mattress ah yeah that's a bestseller isn't it it's perfect for
02:49easing your aching muscles at the end of a working day well this one nearly threw her to the floor
02:54and today's been the final straw I come bearing tea thank you so tell us what is Valentino Orsino
03:02really like she always looks so fabulous not so much there but usually you know who this is yes
03:08it's Valentino Orsino this is her husband Tony they're the face of WSC the World Shopping Channel
03:15ofs they have shows every weekday morning and lunchtime it's the network's prime time slots
03:21and your company um escala studios you make these shows for the past 20 years oh right oh it's your big
03:29birthday bargain bonanza this week isn't it yes which is why I could do without the headache our
03:35contract with the channels up for renewal we really need to smash our sales targets so who has access to
03:41the products before they're uh demonstrated well I do perceive here a divided duty I should get that
03:49excuse me and you've really got no idea who might be trying to humiliate Valentino she's my star talent
03:55but with any great talent comes high expectations bit of a diva she just knows what she wants yeah I
04:03can't go back to her without real answers so I need results and fast well we would need full access to
04:10the studios yes we'd probably need to meet Tony and Maria and just like the whole team so yes we'd
04:18love to take the job thank you and I can count on you to be discreet we can't have Valentino any more
04:25disturbed than she already has been discretion is my middle name right our covers in place yes I am
04:33called Coco I am makeup artist extraordinaire darling I'm gonna be doing Valentino's hair and
04:39makeup I'm so excited all right me old Chinas I'm Simeon Bardolph just moved down from acne starting today as a
04:45junior product fluffer which I pray means that I'll be sorting out the merchandise before it goes on screen
04:52I'm Frank facilities maintenance here to do a service on the alarms which are in fact cameras
05:00I think we've got all angles covered couldn't have chosen a different name excuse me Frank is way more
05:06discreet than Simeon and Corcor oh oh darling you're so kind oh yes I can see why you're like very
05:30very Sophia Loren I know right oh sorry darling we don't want me to be late do we right come on let's get to work
05:45what's that I was told to speak to Jane I'm Simeon oh you're when you fluff are nice to meet you
06:15and you hi I'm Maria I know seeing you on screen tucked away in my booth not for much longer it's the
06:2320th birthday bonanza launch later and we've just heard that Maria is going to be with Valentina and Tony doing
06:29some proper presenting oh yeah congratulations that's mint that is asking Andrew for months even offered to make
06:37a cake for the show well that clearly swung it I don't know he hasn't seen it yet certainly didn't use anything as
06:42fancy as all this like oh it'll be great and so will you right I need to top up I'm on the honey ginger and
06:50lemon ah for the old options your options choice your voice yes yes oh I did a little bit of amdream
07:01back home in acne well I'll leave you in James capable hands she's a legend been here since day one
07:06knows literally everything about all our product oh get away with you serious and remember what I
07:11said you shouldn't let Valentina speak to you like that I've still seen as just stress that's all
07:16yeah I saw that blender thing that was made any uh idea what happened yeah oh I wish I had
07:24I hate it when the products look bad on screen it reflects poorly on me oh Maria we've managed to
07:31misplace the menopause expert for this morning's stroke can you let me check them down just a
07:38little dusting on the t-zone there I know it's not very professional of me to say this but I think
07:45you're amazing do you know a uh a viewer once called me the Elizabeth Taylor of television shopping
07:53who am I to argue well exactly darling shame isn't it about all these recent accidents on air
08:01so they were not accidents that was sabotage and I think I know who's behind it who Maria
08:11what Maria Squire that jumped up admin girl has been angling for my job as if that's ever going to
08:18happen that's not argon oil is it no I was told no cosmetics containing nuts tree nuts specifically
08:26we're ready for you done an okay job I suppose thanks
08:33Val darling hello I'm the new makeup artist Coco I was just admiring these beautiful flowers
08:51so yes they were a gift from me Burton that's a pet name inside joke you know
08:59are you needed back on set oh no no Val's doing the morning show solo it's a it's a special on
09:08the menopause so I'm surplus requirements actually while you're here could I get a touch-up I want to
09:17look perfect for the 20th birthday bargain bonanza launch yes definitely I mean maybe I could redo
09:23your base do you have any breathtaking bronze that's my usual color oh I was thinking of something a
09:31bit more neutral oh no no no I always use that shade it gives such a subtle glow hmm not to worry
09:38I'll find my usual girl okay
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10:08Frankie
10:12er
10:13yes
10:14Andrew asked me to find you
10:15sorry you're not quite what I expected
10:18yeah I er I get that a lot but rest assured I'm very good at what I do
10:23wouldn't have been booked otherwise
10:24exactly
10:25should we go to set
10:27oh does Andrew want me to set up there as well
10:29of course that's where Valentina is
10:32okay
10:33aren't you gonna bring that with you
10:36what
10:37what
10:38er
10:39er
10:40er
10:41yeah I guess so yeah
10:42yeah
10:43me fan and it works a treat you just press the power button decide on the power that
10:50you want and voila you're good to go it eases all those hot flushes and it's a bargain
10:56at only 4.99 so pick up the phone now because you do not want to miss out
11:02watching her
11:04watching her lying in the studio
11:05did you find anything useful out
11:06oh
11:07well apparently Valentina bullies all the staff
11:10no I know
11:11especially poor Jane over there
11:12no
11:13maybe she's not as lovely as she seems
11:15on screen to the menopause
11:17what are they doing with Fran
11:18I think there's been a bit
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11:23it's lovely to meet you Frankie
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12:40and we're out
12:43Valentina I am so sorry
12:45sorry?
12:46who the hell is this oaf?
12:47hey
12:48oh it really wasn't that bad honestly you were still great
12:51who are you?
12:52this is Frank and Lou they're the people I hired to find your saboteur
12:56I thought you'd engage experienced undercover investigators not a second-rate make-up artist and an incompetent fool
13:06she had people spying on us
13:08you did this on purpose didn't you?
13:10no
13:11no it was a genuine mistake I swear
13:13we just got wired across
13:14if you think that you're gonna help me with the birthday bargain bonanza after that stunt
13:18you can think again
13:19but
13:20and you promised he'd give me a shot of pretending
13:22did he now?
13:23I thought we'd spoken about that
13:29perhaps you should stay in your booth Maria just for the time being
13:35I am so sick of being surrounded by talentless and dreary people
13:43remind me again which one of them is actually the owner of the studio
14:00darling give me a moment
14:02to get away from all the riff-raff
14:05she's more worked up than ever
14:07and you are being live to the nation as a menopause expert
14:10is this what Shakespeare and Hathaway classes discreet?
14:13oh here you are
14:19you feeling alright?
14:21I'm getting there thanks
14:24I shouldn't let her get to me
14:27I mean it's only TV right?
14:29it's just
14:31my fiancee
14:33broke up with me a couple of months ago
14:35oh
14:36it's been really hard
14:37I just thought maybe this was my chance to you know
14:39show him what he's missing
14:40hmm
14:41that's really sad isn't it?
14:43no
14:44break ups are rough
14:46thanks Simeon
14:48come on girl
14:50it's just
14:51it's frustrating
14:52because there's loads of audience research that shows that viewers
14:55like me almost as much as Valentina
14:57but every time Andrew says he'll give me a chance
14:59she intervenes
15:00that's out of order
15:02so you know
15:03I'd understand
15:04if you wanted to cause a bit of barney rubble
15:06you know get your own back
15:07what the
15:09the sabotage?
15:10no that's not me
15:11today was a genuine mix up
15:15I would like to buy whoever it is a drink though
15:19I'm really sorry about earlier
15:23I will find Valentina
15:25and I will try and smooth things over
15:27I think the best thing you can do is solve this case
15:30and fast
15:31yes
15:32well
15:33I'm sorry you should have seen him
15:34I won't do it again I promise
15:36now I'm sorry Jane
15:37because I don't believe you
15:47and we're live in five, four
15:49and as part of our 20th birthday bargain bonanza
15:56we'll be giving you an additional
15:5820% discount
15:59is having a right?
16:00oh go
16:01Jane and the amazing products
16:02we'll be showing you
16:03however it is
16:04the whole 20th birthday
16:05now they're not going to investigate
16:06the case when you've been giving them away
16:08I don't know that
16:09can you believe
16:10that we've been doing this
16:11for 20 years
16:12I know
16:13I know
16:14it's just flown by
16:15but
16:16I think
16:17we should celebrate properly
16:18don't worry
16:19this is it
16:20it's about to happen
16:21oh
16:22wow this looks tasty
16:23it really does
16:24oh
16:25don't we get a slice
16:26I just want to thank all you loyal viewers for your support we really would be nothing without you
16:33hmm
16:34now
16:35stick around as we're going to be showing you the latest tools and gadgets to make baking five showstoppers like this a doddle starting with our deluxe icing bundle with fifteen
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17:07er
17:08er
17:09er
17:10er
17:11er
17:12er
17:13er
17:14it should be in her bag
17:15er
17:16get him to go to adverts
17:17er
17:18go to adverts
17:19er
17:20er
17:21er
17:22er
17:23er
17:24er
17:25there's a spare one
17:26there's a spare one
17:27in her dressing room
17:28er
17:31quick
17:32er
17:33er
17:34er
17:35I
17:36can't find it
17:37just keep looking
17:38I mean what do they even look like anyway
17:40oh
17:41oh
17:42I think I've got it
17:43go up
17:46I've got it
17:47er
17:48it's er
17:49still late
17:50she's dead
17:51oh
17:53yes
17:54oh
17:55can you get me the police please
18:04come on Gillian this is not something we could have anticipated
18:07you lot
18:08again
18:09I might have to arrest you for obstruction
18:11er
18:12I think they'll find we were here first
18:13yeah so actually technically you're the one that's obstructing us
18:16no
18:17I'm doing my job
18:18well there's much to it
18:20Mrs. Orsino had a known nut allergy
18:22obviously she went into anaphylaxis when she ate that cake
18:25mmm
18:26what about the missing epi pen
18:28yeah
18:29we're looking into that
18:30but if I was her husband I'd be suing the bakery that made that cake
18:34actually
18:35Maria made it for her
18:37who's Maria
18:39now I understand
18:45you held Mrs. Orsino responsible for thwarting your career
18:50I think that's a bit of an overstatement
18:52still
18:53maybe you deliberately gave her a cake with nuts
18:55hoping she'd have a reaction
18:58no I knew how serious her allergy was
19:00I cleaned my kitchen like three times to make sure it was safe
19:03before I started baking
19:05there's no way that you'll find traces of nuts in that cake
19:08well we'll know soon enough
19:10forensics attest in it as we speak
19:13well thanks so much for coming up
19:25it's quite busy out there you're not thinking of going on air again are you?
19:29the lunchtime show
19:31what?
19:33but Valentina only died yesterday
19:35and hope fans might need a little bit more time to process things
19:38the channel are refusing to budge on sales targets my hands are tied
19:42however I'd also like to rehire you
19:45why? no one's going to sabotage Valentina now are there?
19:50and he's right though
19:51why would you still need us?
19:54to find her killer
19:56hi Simeon
19:57or should I say Sebastian
19:59sorry
20:01last night I was called to the station for a formal interview
20:05forensics found the cake had traces of nuts in it
20:09why they let you go?
20:11they found it had been injected with a hand cream that contained nut oil
20:15after I'd made it
20:16we think it might be the same person who tampered with all Valentina's other items
20:21so you want us to find the saboteur and put Maria in the clear?
20:24please
20:25the channel are on my back to resolve this fast
20:27and I can't have my new presenter under suspicion
20:32new presenter?
20:33I know me and Valentina didn't see eye to eye
20:36but Tony's given me his blessing
20:39well who's going to be in the booth?
20:41oh how about Jane Foll?
20:44the product fluffer
20:45well Maria you said it she really knows her stuff
20:48Jane's great it's just she's a bit ordinary
20:52I'm not sure she has that dynamic capable flair we're looking for
20:57hang on you said that you did Amdram
21:00me?
21:01was that just part of your cover?
21:02oh no no
21:03I have done some Amdram
21:06and a three year classical training at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
21:09and he's worked at the RAC
21:11perfect
21:12how do you fancy resuming your undercover role only this time live on camera?
21:18only whatever the case requires
21:217
21:389
21:392
21:40cheers
21:41and tell Will at the Mallard that your next pint is on my tab
21:43so my contact at the station reckons it's not just the EpiPen that's gone missing
21:49Valentina's mobile's gone walk about 2
21:55hello your call cannot be taken at the moment
21:59it's turned off
22:00which means we can't trace it
22:02are we getting over the footage?
22:04yeah look this
22:05here comes Maria she brings the cake she pops it on the trolley there
22:09and then she wheels it out of sight
22:12you don't think she could have tampered with it
22:13yeah maybe
22:14i mean with Valentina out of the picture
22:16she does become lead presenter doesn't she
22:18but it's a bit risky isn't it?
22:20poisoning her cake you made yourself
22:22yeah i suppose
22:23and it puts her right in Kayla's line of sight
22:25anybody else come in?
22:26yeah
22:27Andrew
22:28yeah
22:29goes out of sight
22:30and then a few minutes later
22:33Tony
22:34hmm
22:35and then all
22:36yeah
22:37Jane
22:38saw they all could have had opportunity
22:41hmm
22:43stop it there
22:46she got something in her apron pocket
22:53so this gives you the latest sales figures
22:55and this shows you who's waiting on the phone
22:57but don't worry they vet all the calls before they go on air
23:00no
23:01thank you
23:02and um
23:03i'm sorry again for lying about who i was
23:06i won't hold it against you
23:08much
23:10so
23:11how does it feel finally getting to present?
23:15well i'd feel better if it wasn't under such horrible circumstances
23:19it doesn't feel real i mean me a television presenter
23:23marriage and kids with fabian was all i ever wanted
23:32this was taken the day he opened his garage
23:36i was supposed to be head of admin and sales
23:39funny how things change
23:41well it's his loss
23:43because you are about to become the new star of shopping tv
23:47oh
23:49lou
23:50with an update
23:52you haven't seen jane about have you?
23:55she didn't come in today
23:57i think she's too upset
24:08hello
24:10hello
24:12are you the investigators aren't you?
24:13yes i am lou this is frank
24:15we just wanted to see how you were
24:17we heard you weren't in work
24:19yeah i couldn't face it
24:21no not after
24:22you murdered valentina orseno
24:24oh no
24:26i got footage of you by the cake in the prep room
24:29and you definitely had something in your apron pocket
24:32that's not what you think
24:35you can't believe that
24:39you'd better come in
24:41oh
24:44wow
24:46bet you're a nightmare to buy full for christmas eh?
24:49once an item's been demoed on screen it can't be sold
24:52they just sit gathering dust in the store room
24:55so you thought you'd bring just a couple of things home
24:59i was only borrowing them
25:01i was going to put it all back eventually
25:03i spent hours researching these products
25:06so
25:08the thing that was in your apron is that what you were around with valentina about?
25:14she saw me slipping it into my bag
25:16she said she'd tell andrew i was a thief
25:18and get me sacked
25:20but she never got a chance
25:22i didn't kill valentina i swear
25:23so why didn't you go into work today then?
25:26yeah i mean it did make you look a little bit guilty
25:29well
25:30look around you
25:32i am guilty
25:34i didn't think it was stealing not really
25:37but when valentina caught me like that
25:40i realised i was lying to myself
25:42i'm going to have to quit
25:45maybe not
25:47it's never too late to make things right
25:48you've got the electric foot warmer with detachable fur muff
25:52i really wanted one of these
25:54i nearly got one actually
25:56sorry
25:58oh
26:00is that the er
26:02the massage mat that andrew said went rogue?
26:04yeah i brought it back to try and figure out what went wrong with it
26:07and erm
26:09to give it a go of course
26:13vindaloo?
26:14i recognise that shade
26:15that's breathtaking bonds
26:16i had a bit of a thing for tony back in the day you know?
26:30when he was er on good morning stratford
26:33spray on hair
26:35fake tan and er
26:38ooh
26:39hemorrhoid cream
26:41yeah i can see why you liked it
26:42stop it
26:45yeah
26:47that's definitely a match
26:49breathtaking bronze
26:50that's what was on the mattress
26:52do you think he was sabotaging his wife because she treated him like a doormat?
26:56i don't know i feel like it was something more than that
26:59what do you think you're doing?
27:01er we're doing our job mr orsino
27:04it was you wasn't it?
27:06you were the one that was meddling with valentina
27:10well that's ridiculous why would i do that?
27:11because burton isn't really your pet name is it?
27:15it's the name of her lover
27:17she was having an affair
27:18and you found out didn't you?
27:20well
27:24you don't know what it's like
27:26we were married to such a
27:28vibrant and beautiful woman
27:31i mean i've tried to hold the years back
27:33she's hardly aged since we were married
27:36i suspected she was seeing someone
27:39so i bought some spyware for her phone i'm not proud
27:42but i tracked her to a local hotel
27:45multiple times
27:47and did you confront her?
27:50what? and risk her leaving me? no
27:52no i decided to play some practical jokes
27:57always childish and stupid and i hate myself now
28:00so is that what the cake was about?
28:02maybe you didn't mean to kill her but you just wanted her to swell up on live tv
28:06but that wasn't me
28:08i'd never risk that
28:10i might have wanted to humiliate her but i never wanted her to come to any harm
28:14much less die
28:18this spyware was it a location sharing app?
28:22no it was much more sophisticated than that
28:23i mean i could track Val's phone to within centimetres even when it was turned off
28:3513 calories
28:37wrote lozenge
28:39you've got to protect that voice now
28:41oh
28:43thanks
28:45so do the viewers have to pay extra for the workouts with this or is there some kind of monthly fee?
28:50i don't know
28:52i wish jane was here
28:53she always knows this stuff
28:55there's a contents library of over a thousand workouts
28:58chain your pack
29:00and with that model you can connect your phone via bluetooth and exercise to all your favourite tunes
29:05hey! you ever thought about presenting jane?
29:08oh heavens no
29:10who'd want to see me on screen? i'm not exactly glamorous
29:13now i don't suppose you could help me put this lot back on the shelves
29:18Tony was the saboteur
29:24wait
29:26is he the killer then?
29:28we don't think so
29:30i know this is your studio but it seemed like you did everything that Valentina demanded
29:35why?
29:37i told you she was our big star
29:39we needed her
29:40but audience research showed that maria was nearly as popular
29:42you could've replaced Valentina with her
29:45made your life a lot easier
29:47hmm
29:48maybe there was another reason you didn't
29:50maybe
29:51it's because you and Valentina were having an affair
29:54are you crazy? she'd eat me alive
29:57then why do you have her phone?
30:00i don't know what you're talking about
30:01i turned it off
30:11state of the art spyware
30:14you can turn phones on remotely now
30:18did you murder Valentina?
30:20no
30:22i took her phone after she died yes but that's it
30:25she had a video of me i needed to make sure no one saw it
30:31never your corporate tax this significantly reduces our liability
30:35that's right
30:37then let's establish an LLC and get started
30:40okay
30:42talk about dull
30:44why was Andrew so desperate to get his hands on theirs?
30:46because they're discussing some dodgy tax avoidance scheme
30:50apparently
30:52he got some massive end of year bill that he couldn't afford to pay
30:56so he hired a specialist to do a bit of creative accounting
31:00hoped he'd save the studio
31:02yeah Valentina got wind of it
31:04recorded one of the meetings
31:06yeah and then Valentina threatened to tell the tax man if Andrew didn't do everything she asked of him
31:11so with her dead he's free
31:13yeah
31:15was there anything else on there?
31:17i don't know just lots and lots of messages from other men she'd been seeing
31:22no wonder Tony was upset
31:24she had like more than five of them on the go with proper racy stuff as well
31:28and all you showed me was some boring tax video
31:30i know we know about Burton
31:32but there was also Hilton
31:34Todd, Fisher
31:36Wilding
31:38how'd you know that?
31:39Elizabeth Taylor's husbands
31:41Valentina must have named her lovers after them
31:42look off she did
31:44icon
31:45we need to have another look on here
31:46we must be missing something
31:48actually i need to go and prepare for my live television debut
31:52wish us some fryer
31:54fryer tack
31:56what?
31:57good luck
31:58very good
31:59oh er i'm just getting a call from the chocolate factory
32:02one of the rumpa-lumpa's gone missing
32:04oh frank
32:05can't let him go on telly like that
32:07he's supposed to be giving a tribute to Valentina
32:11hey tony
32:13hi
32:14hello
32:15do you have a little word about your make-up?
32:17oh do i need a bit more?
32:18thank you
32:34many of you, like me, saw Valentina as a true friend
32:38she was an integral part of the WSC family and we will all miss her terribly
32:43looks much better, well done
32:44as you know my wife was extremely excited about our 20th birthday bonanza promotion
32:50our best selling items with a whopping 20% off
32:54Valentina was passionate about bringing you the best possible deal
32:59so in her memory we're going to knock another 5% off all prices and throw in one of these Valentina tribute candles with every purchase
33:07really?
33:09we've lost the whole morning and we need to hit the channel's target
33:12besides
33:15that's what she would have wanted
33:17now in my ultimate way to take your calls is the lovely Simeon
33:19say hello Simeon
33:21hello Simeon
33:23he's going to do great isn't he?
33:26absolutely
33:27first up is this state of the art exercise bike
33:30Tony would you like to do the honors?
33:32now this model has access to an online library of over 1,000 workouts
33:37or you can simply connect your phone via Bluetooth so you can work out to your favourite tunes
33:44Tony what do you fancy some soft rock?
33:47always Maria
33:49oh that is so smooth
33:52just like the music
33:53now this bike normally retails at £299
33:57and we're offering it for £199.99
34:01but today with your £25
34:03what is he doing?
34:05i think Simeon wants them to go over
34:07no no you can't
34:08we're lying
34:10okay stay tight
34:12just over £12 a month
34:14i mean that's cheaper than a gym membership isn't it?
34:16and seven pounds?
34:18i'm sold
34:19i've got to get one of these
34:21i think i know who the killer is
34:22we're also throwing in the passport wallet and matching luggage tags
34:28is that a bargain or what?
34:30well especially with that extra discount
34:33now our next item isn't just a razor
34:36it's a 15 in 1
34:38total grooming system
34:40remember it comes with all these attachable tools
34:43what are they doing now?
34:44and the post-shave lotions which do smell fabulous
34:47we need to talk about Palatina's death
34:49i'm about to be on camera
34:50we usually offer it to you for £99.99
34:53you think i killed her?
34:55well
34:56she did destroy your dream
34:58what?
34:59been a presenter on a low budget shopping channel?
35:01no
35:03not at the dream
35:05she would've got some more quieter
35:07over to another of our best sellers
35:08and a favourite for all you campers out there
35:10isn't that right?
35:11maria
35:12maria you look very different
35:13have you changed your hair?
35:14we are they all going on
35:16i'm just having a joke with you
35:17maria's had to step off for a moment
35:18so joining us now for the next item
35:20is my good friend Lou
35:25read it
35:27oh
35:29a best seller for sure
35:31let's talk about bearable
35:34wearable sleeping bags
35:35what does fabian have to do with valentina's death?
35:40he's the mysterious burton she was having an affair with
35:44yeah at first we were having trouble making the connection
35:46but luckily sebastian here is as much a fan of the silver screen as valentina was
35:50she named her lovers after the husbands of elizabeth taylor and richard burton famously starred in the film cleopatra which is also the name of fabian's garage
36:00i think that's a bit of a stretch
36:02i think that's a bit of a stretch
36:03yeah that's what i thought until er
36:06when you found this
36:07valentina's phone
36:09yeah we er we called up burton on it and er
36:12guess who answered
36:14fabian
36:16he had a lot to say about you
36:18how he couldn't accept the fact you'd split up
36:20how you became obsessed with finding out why he left you
36:23and then you realised
36:26he was seeing valentina didn't you
36:28and you decided she needed to pay
36:31it's a great theory
36:33but unless you have any hard evidence i really need to get back to that
36:36you know for someone who takes such good care of their vocal chords
36:40i thought it was strange to see you in the smoking shed the other day
36:44so i asked frank and lou to take a look at the cigarette bin
36:47yeah
36:48did didn't he
36:50and er it's not the nicest place to root around but er
36:55then
36:56we found these
36:58i wonder what the police will find when they check of the dna and prints
37:06we've been planning our wedding since school me and fabian
37:09the only reason i took this job so we could save more
37:13then a few months ago he just went cold
37:17called off the engagement moved out
37:21wouldn't even take my calls
37:23i knew it was another woman but i never imagined
37:27it was after the menopause segment disaster
37:30i went to valentina's dressing room and i was gonna beg her
37:33to let me help with the birthday bonanza launch
37:35i found her on the phone
37:37fabian
37:38you can look under my hood any day
37:40my fabian
37:41couldn't believe it
37:42yeah
37:45so you're the other woman
37:47how could you
37:49well
37:51you tried stealing my presenting job
37:54so i stole your man
37:56this is about work
37:58do you even love him
38:00of course not darling
38:01it's just a bit of fun
38:02you know what he meant to me we were getting married
38:06oh
38:07no no
38:08i didn't tell him to leave you
38:09that was all him
38:11he realized he
38:12didn't want to be stuck with you for the rest of his life
38:16not once he knew what he was missing
38:19i'm looking forward to trying your cake
38:22see you on set
38:28valentina had a problem with her stupid car and i gave her fabian's details just to be nice
38:34valentina spotted my hand cream when i first started and she went mad because it had almond oil in it
38:40banned it from the building
38:42but i still had it in my car
38:52you knew someone at the studio was sabotaging valentina
38:57you hoped they'd also be blamed for tampering with the cake
39:00which is why
39:02you begged andrew to keep us on the case
39:05i was
39:07going to retrieve it after we finished today
39:09dispose of them properly
39:14so i will need them back
39:16oh i don't think so
39:18i uh...
39:21oh
39:23that just looks so comfy
39:25and it's practical too isn't it
39:27yes tony
39:28and it's actually very lightweight
39:30tony
39:32so it doesn't just have to be for camping
39:34you can wear this around the house on the school run even for popping other shops
39:38eh
39:40but i don't know about the shops tony
39:42it's a bit warm in here and then can't actually move much
39:45but i love the colour
39:47oh lou you're a hoot i bet you can't wait to take one of these home can you
39:49can you
39:51give me that bag
39:53throw her my dead body
39:55give her ideas
39:57ria
39:59you saw them ria
40:01no
40:03valentina was an evil cow
40:04she bullied
40:05everyone
40:07she slept with anything that moved
40:09she didn't care who she are
40:11i did the world a favour by getting rid of her
40:13come and breathe
40:15and thank goodness
40:17this model comes with an automatic shut off
40:20it's actually much more practical than it looks tony
40:22giving it a thumbs up
40:24i don't know if you can see that
40:26i honestly don't know how you lot do it
40:28it's a mixture of sheer stupidity and dumb luck
40:30i think you'll find it's called good old fashioned detective work
40:33isn't that right sebastian
40:35yes
40:37and actually it was pretty obvious if you knew where to look
40:39you too now is it
40:41just what i need
40:43hey keeler need any pointers just give us a call
40:46oh
40:48hey
40:50oh
40:52hey
40:54oh i'm so sorry about ruining your programme
40:55are you kidding
40:56the sales figures have been off the chart
40:58the channel are thrilled
41:00hey
41:02forget promotions that you just unveiled killers live on air
41:06yeah
41:08too good
41:10oh
41:25hey guys
41:27guys
41:29i'm gonna need some help getting out of this
41:33i can't believe you've got it on again
41:35it's actually really comfy
41:36you just have to be a little bit of thanks
41:39a bit creative if you need a wee you know
41:43oh
41:46oh it's on
41:48seb turn it up
41:50many of you like me can't function without any coffee in the morning
41:53he looks different
41:55not just the makeup
41:57yeah did i tell you he sold valentina's fancy car
42:00gave the money to andrew to pay the tax bill
42:02here she comes
42:03jane this looks like a complicated bit of kit
42:04oh actually tony it's so easy
42:07even you could do it
42:09oh look
42:11she's a natural
42:13i like you
42:15you know we may nearly have been head trimmed to death
42:17but i'm so glad andrew finally recognised jane's potential
42:20yeah according to the forums the viewers are really enjoying seeing somebody like them on screen
42:24somebody real
42:26hmm
42:28still got nowhere to stand in the booth though have they
42:30no
42:32it's um
42:34funny you should say
42:36i've actually been offered that job
42:38full time
42:40oh
42:41well
42:43we
42:44have been talking
42:46and
42:47we were thinking maybe we could pay for you to do the professional investigator course
42:52really?
42:53yeah
42:54you did really well on this case we wouldn't have cracked it without you
42:57we just thought you might like the chance to hone your skills
42:59i mean we can't pay you any more
43:01no
43:02money
43:03but we can hire someone to cover the phones and that while you're studying
43:07would i um
43:09get a new job title
43:12yeah
43:14executive
43:16investigative
43:18assistant
43:19joven
43:20joven
43:21my stars be praised
43:22i'd be honoured
43:24you know i think my place might always be with shakespeare and hathaway
43:28and brudenelle
43:30brudenelle shakespeare and hathaway it's got a ring to it
43:32we don't need to talk about billing now
43:34i need to work out where i'll put my desk
43:36switch that
43:38buy some business cards
43:40i think we've created a monster
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