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00:00So you don't want to marry me?
00:16No.
00:19I do love you.
00:20You could have told me earlier.
00:21My head's been mashed up.
00:24Everything's gone wrong today.
00:26Then I spoke to Tommy.
00:28He put the boot in because I asked him about the laptop.
00:30Well, don't start on him.
00:32He didn't have a clue what you were talking about.
00:34I was trying my best there, okay?
00:36And then I was distracted by the limo.
00:38There you go, see?
00:39That's it.
00:40That's my problem.
00:41I asked you to have a serious chat with our son.
00:45And all you was worried about was chasing after shiny things.
00:48I'm about family.
00:50You're about fluff.
00:51Yeah, I was trying to give you both, Kat.
00:53And you failed on both.
00:54That's not fair.
00:55That isn't.
00:56You know, I spend all my time trying to give you and the boys a better life.
01:01What is this?
01:02Like one strike and I'm out?
01:03I love you.
01:05The kids love you and we had it all worked out.
01:08Oh, okay.
01:10Oh, what?
01:11You want to go back to being major?
01:12I don't know.
01:14I don't know.
01:17I just don't want to spend a life of broken promises.
01:21Building my hopes up for them to just...
01:23To just come crashing down.
01:26You are so lucky to have me.
01:30Oh, yeah, because you're such a catch and...
01:32I care.
01:34I get it.
01:35You don't want to marry me?
01:37Not a problem.
01:38Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
01:40I certainly don't want to be with you anymore.
01:43All right?
01:43You slept with a stranger.
01:49Why?
01:51Not a spite?
01:54No.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:32Billy, seriously, I wouldn't bother, mate.
02:59I'm no mechanic, Alf.
03:01And I know you've got bigger fish to fry, but...
03:05You can't leave the bus on a square like this, can you?
03:11Fill your boats, Tommy, so we can watch the film with Freddie and the boys, yeah?
03:14Yeah.
03:17Put it on Alfie's tab.
03:19Sure.
03:19Thanks.
03:19See you, Nan.
03:20Bye, love.
03:22Aren't you, er, meant to be at the wedding?
03:25No idea.
03:26No-one tells us anything.
03:28Do you want to come back to mine?
03:29Play some Fortnite?
03:30Take your mind off it?
03:31Nah.
03:32I just want to be my brothers.
03:33All right.
03:34Well, if you change your mind, then let...
03:38Let me know.
03:38Back so soon?
03:49Yeah, well, I took a time out.
03:54Do we stand a chance?
03:58Not sure.
04:01But go on.
04:01Well, I was so angry that you lied to me again, and this time it was about Sabrina.
04:12And then I saw you hugging Cindy, and I thought, there's certainly something going on there.
04:18Then this man made me feel like I was the first choice for once.
04:29And I slept with him.
04:31And I slept with him.
04:34Total stranger.
04:36Stephen.
04:37Late fifties.
04:39Not from anywhere around here.
04:43And nothing compared to you.
04:46So why risk our marriage for a cheap leg over with him?
04:54Laney, I've known you for years.
04:57This isn't you.
04:58You go to other women all the time for comfort.
05:01Well, I don't sleep with them.
05:03You lie all the time.
05:06About where you are, who you've been with.
05:08Oh, yes, and it's always with your ex-wives.
05:12Aye.
05:20That's not true.
05:23Well, it makes me doubt everything you say.
05:27And it makes me doubt myself.
05:32Truthfully.
05:34I did something really wrong last night.
05:36But I am not going to take all the blame.
05:40I don't live with lies anymore.
05:51Harry!
05:53Harry!
05:53Harry, any good at fixing buses?
05:57That's your reap of junk on the square, is it?
05:59I might have known.
06:00But I'm supposed to take me and Kat to the wedding, but we had to call it off.
06:04So, Phil, why don't you just get out of your system and have a good laugh now, yeah?
06:09Oh, look.
06:11I'll take a look.
06:16I could wring your neck, you silly girl.
06:18He dumped me.
06:20Because you called the wedding off.
06:22Alfie deserves better.
06:23So do I.
06:25I'll be with your kids.
06:27They deserve better, too.
06:29Jane, talk some sense into her.
06:35So.
06:39What is it you love about Alfie?
06:43He's got a big heart.
06:45And big dreams.
06:46And what are you scared of?
06:49Spending the rest of my life apologising to my boys because he keeps breaking his promises.
06:54I'm better off on my own.
06:55If anything goes wrong, there's no-one to blame.
06:59Well, there is another way of looking at it.
07:00Oh, do tell.
07:02Well, you've got a man who tries really hard to make you happy.
07:06He has a kerfuffle and falls flat on his face from time to time.
07:09So he stumbles occasionally.
07:11But at least he tries.
07:14My kids deserve better than that chump.
07:17Oh, you're a hard woman to love, Catslator.
07:20Excuse me?
07:21Well, you want a man to give you the world and then you throw it back in his face because he hasn't gift-wrapped it properly.
07:26So?
07:27Well, I've got standards.
07:29It's self-sabotage.
07:32I would walk over hot coals to have what you have.
07:34But no, you're walking away because Alfie loves you too much.
07:38Shh. Don't compare us, Jean.
07:41You and me want different things.
07:42I don't think we do.
07:45And you're no spring chicken.
07:47Starting again at your age isn't for the faint-hearted.
07:50Well, you'd know.
07:56You slapped me.
07:58Again?
07:59Yes. Sorry.
08:01Please don't slap me back.
08:02Oh, God.
08:17What have I done?
08:22Right.
08:22Well, the bus.
08:26It's up and running.
08:27Look at you.
08:30Good man didn't lick your dinner money off you.
08:33So, what is it?
08:35You cheat on Cat?
08:36Cat cheat on you?
08:36No.
08:37Stop.
08:37No.
08:38That's your calling card.
08:40Right.
08:40It says the man looking like he's had the best day of his life.
08:44Okay, fool.
08:44Listen, let's just...
08:45Hold on.
08:45I just wanted to give Cat the best wedding, unlike the last one where she turned up on the tube.
08:50Do you remember that?
08:51I mean, who lets a bride do that?
08:52Exactly.
08:54Okay.
08:56Limo was nicked.
08:58Bus is knackered.
09:00I called it off.
09:02So, she dumped you because of transport.
09:05That's going to hurt, isn't it?
09:06No, no.
09:07I just think I need to be with someone who appreciates me.
09:09I just think I deserve better.
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:12What?
09:12Huh?
09:13You dumped Cat?
09:15Yeah.
09:16You know?
09:17Do you know what the biggest killer of men is?
09:21Ourselves.
09:22Our egos.
09:23Always looking at what the other bloke's got, you know?
09:25Concentrating on what didn't work out for us and getting angry about it, rather than being grateful for what did.
09:32Maybe that's why we drink too much and sleep around and gamble and do all that stuff.
09:35I don't know, but I know that it nearly killed me.
09:40And when me and Cat was together, you hung around and you hung around.
09:44You kept trying to win her back.
09:45And you did.
09:46In the end, you did.
09:47You won.
09:47You know, she's not a fairground goldfish.
09:52It's not a competition.
09:53Ain't it?
09:54Because I lost.
09:55I knew you were going to chuck it all away because Cat's certainly poor, little ego.
10:00No, no, no.
10:01It's just...
10:02I can't make her happy, all right?
10:03I just don't want to spend...
10:05I don't want to spend my life disappointing someone.
10:07If she had forgiven me, I would have given her anything she wanted because she...
10:11She deserves it.
10:18Oh, God.
10:21What have I done?
10:22I'm sorry.
10:40Were you married?
10:41You married me?
10:44Yes.
10:44Yes.
10:45Come here, you.
10:46You didn't join me at the wedding.
11:07Not that it matters.
11:14I called it all.
11:18I taught you to appreciate time away from me.
11:27Denise gave me a good talking, too.
11:29She said, I must say how much I cherish you.
11:38And I do.
11:43I know you do.
11:48You know, for a long time now, I was scared of hurting you.
11:51So when you asked me to massage you, I was kind of worried it was too soon.
11:58That wasn't your decision to make, Patrick.
12:00Yeah, but then I ended up hurting you.
12:03Exactly what I was trying to avoid.
12:07You.
12:11You didn't hurt me.
12:12I just don't want to ever remind you of that man.
12:23Okay?
12:25I'm sorry for what I said.
12:31You could never remind me of that man.
12:37Patrick, you are kind.
12:40And you are gentle.
12:42And you're strong.
12:43And you're passionate.
12:44And I miss you, Patrick.
12:45I miss every part of you.
12:49I am.
12:51I don't want you to ever feel responsible for me.
12:54Not after what you've been through.
12:57No, I am.
13:01I need to step up for you.
13:04I go respect your wishes.
13:09And, uh...
13:10I'm not going to listen to you.
13:13I'm not going to listen to you.
13:21Let's just take it slowly.
13:23I'm going to take it as slow as you want.
13:30Oh, why don't people in this flat tidy up after themselves?
13:43I was running a pub.
13:47Yeah.
13:48All the show downstairs.
13:51Upstairs, things falling apart.
13:54Well, it wasn't like that in Marbella.
13:57Your son's shrugged on your memory.
13:59Hmm?
14:00That house was a tip.
14:03Wet bikinis everywhere.
14:06Well, we could go back there.
14:08Start again.
14:11It's too late.
14:12I can't delete what's happened.
14:18Why not?
14:19Cindy did.
14:20She deleted 25 years.
14:22You stop talking about Cindy.
14:23You're obsessed.
14:25You slept with someone.
14:27You did that.
14:30And that's...
14:31That's why I'm leaving.
14:34Wait there.
14:35Wait there.
14:35So what's this?
14:54These are for my first championship.
15:15But I'd give them away for a raffle.
15:17How did you get them?
15:19eBay.
15:26You're the best thing that's happened to me.
15:40Mayonnaise.
15:44It's over.
15:49Here comes the prize!
15:58It's gorgeous.
15:59No, you're gorgeous.
16:00Hi.
16:01Did I get a set of a pack?
16:03Um, yeah, well, not quite.
16:06Come on, get it.
16:07Come on.
16:10Come here.
16:11If you can't go to the wedding, the wedding shall come to you, my children.
16:29Come on, darling.
16:32Come on.
16:32Come on.
16:33I vow to be honest with you always.
16:43I vow to always put you first.
16:46To support you, even if it gets in the way of my dreams.
16:49I vow to accept you, embrace you, and celebrate you.
16:58And remember that your kindness and passion is why I love you.
17:02And I vow to be patient with you when things don't go my way.
17:09By the power invested in me and little baby Jesus, I pronounce you husband and wife.
17:17Go on, give her a snog.
17:18Yeah, all right, come here, you.
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:37You're going on holiday to kiss and make up.
17:43What's happened?
17:46Me and Elaine.
17:48Decided to split up.
17:51We're going our separate ways.
17:53Which ways are you going?
17:57Kojo, it means that Elaine has finally stopped putting up with Dad's lies.
18:03I'm sorry, Gina.
18:05I'm sure this is my fault.
18:09I cheated on your dad.
18:12You did.
18:14Go easy.
18:14No, no, no, no, why should I?
18:16After all the times that you've made him beg for forgiveness.
18:19I'm sorry.
18:20I love you and your sister like you are.
18:22Then why did you do it?
18:23Hey, here we go, come on, sweetheart.
18:37Congratulations.
18:38Oh, thank you, Linda.
18:39Now, this is beautiful.
18:41Oh, it's my small way of saying thanks.
18:44No, your husband was a good friend to me when I did the zone.
18:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you.
18:48You were ill and now you're better, yeah?
18:50And that's all that matters.
18:51Be happy.
18:52Yes.
18:53So you deserve it.
18:54Yeah, we do.
18:56Any chance of your mum or George helping you?
18:58I am so sorry, Trace.
19:00God knows what it's like upstairs.
19:02I doubt it.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:04Me, me, me.
19:05It's not etiquette to touch the horse's doofus when the cling film's still on it.
19:08Touch the what?
19:09Hauderves is French.
19:10All she's doing is this French buffet.
19:13I always thought the French buffet buffet was le buffet.
19:16I love a French buffet.
19:17I love the Chinese invented it.
19:19All you can eat, innit?
19:20Yeah.
19:21I suppose all you can have a fork buffet.
19:23A finger buffet.
19:24Personally, I find a fork fiddly.
19:25I always prefer a finger.
19:32Kat, you look gorgeous.
19:35So do you.
19:37Of course, lovely to do, Kat.
19:39But it should be, shouldn't it?
19:40Seeing as me and Harvey paid for half of it.
19:42She's having a back at the limo, innit?
19:44Yeah, well, let's worry about that tomorrow.
19:47Today, you celebrate.
19:48Cheers.
19:50Hey, Ross.
19:51Good to see how boys have been in half.
19:54Yeah.
19:57John needed a good mate.
19:59Yeah, so you tell me.
20:01Maybe we should make the effort, yeah?
20:04Trace?
20:05Trace.
20:06Yeah, come on, have a seat.
20:07Cheers, cheers.
20:08Support us if you're fair to sit.
20:10There you go on, Ruth.
20:12Whilst you're having supper.
20:13Well, don't worry.
20:14It's my way.
20:15Cheers.
20:15Cheers.
20:25I'm sorry.
20:28Will you come and see me sometime?
20:29Yeah, well, I still work here, don't I?
20:31Well, yeah, but I didn't like to assume that you want to.
20:35No, no, my life choices don't revolve around my dad.
20:38You have been our mum for years.
20:40And you've been a better one than Cindy has been.
20:42I love you.
20:43I love you.
20:44I love you.
20:45I love you.
20:45I love you so much, darling girl.
20:50Ladies and gents, a little bit of hush, please.
20:52We welcome the best boy to the stage.
20:54The one.
20:56The only.
20:56Mr. Tommy May.
21:00Yeah, Tommy.
21:01Tommy.
21:08When we was little and Dad weren't around, Mum didn't have much money.
21:15But she'd always make silly faces and voices to cheer us up.
21:22She never gave up making us happy.
21:27When Dad came back, we didn't know him that well.
21:31But he never stopped showing us what an amazing man he really is.
21:39I'm glad you came back, Dad.
21:40A while back, I did some stupid, stupid things and got fostered.
21:54I missed my mum and dad so much.
22:01And now, when Dad's doing his embarrassing rap,
22:07my mum's burning a horrible lasagna.
22:09Yes.
22:10They make me happy.
22:15Because they never, ever gave up on me.
22:22Now, raise your glasses to my mum and dad's,
22:27the bride and groom, Kat and Alfie!
22:32Hey, you little superstar.
22:35My beautiful boy, I've never given up on you.
22:38Hey!
22:39I like this one.
22:40Come on, you want to do me the honour?
22:42Yeah, I'd love to.
22:43Come on, then.
22:43Come on, then.
22:45I play this in the car all the time.
22:58Come on.
22:58There's no room.
22:59Change your speech.
23:01That's not what I told you to say.
23:03Better check with my mum, aren't you?
23:04No one listens to me round it.
23:05I'm going to head home.
23:07You can get back to the dance floor.
23:10Nah, I'll come with you.
23:12Let's go.
23:13Yeah!
23:13Oh!
23:14Holy crap.
23:15Yeah!
23:16Woo!
23:16I found that!
23:17Yeah!
23:17Yeah!
23:18Yeah!
23:19Woo!
23:20Woo!
23:20Woo!
23:21Woo!
23:22Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:25That's me, I'll fit.
23:30Don't forget these.
23:40All right.
23:52I'll see you later.
23:55The problem with women is they think they're equal to men when they're a much lower-value species.
24:11You, my brother, have to assert your dominance and teach them to be better.
24:15Why are you showing me that loser?
24:17Well, because you just made a mug out of yourself in front of the whole pub, telling Mummy and Daddy how much you love them.
24:23Well, they liked it.
24:24Yeah.
24:25Yeah, your dad would say anything just to please your mum.
24:27Because he'd been brainwashed, didn't he?
24:29By who?
24:30By your mum.
24:31By women.
24:32Oh, look.
24:33If you want to be treated with more respect, yeah, then listen to this guy, Drake Zagan. He's got two million followers.
24:43Go on, then.
24:44Any low-value female who sleeps around doesn't deserve a real man. But where are the real men these days?
24:56Can I get a kiss?
24:57I would like that very much.
25:11And the last few days were the worse. I felt like you were slipping away from me. I didn't like it at all, at all, at all. Not one bit.
25:30And I, um, I ask you a question. Will you marry me?
25:47No.
25:48No.
25:49Yes.
25:50Yes, of course I know.
25:54Yeah, man.
25:55No.
25:56No.
25:57No.
25:58No.
25:59No.
26:00No.
26:01No.
26:02No.
26:03No.
26:04No.
26:05No.
26:06No.
26:07No.
26:08No.
26:09No.
26:10No.
26:12No.
26:13No.
26:14No.
26:15No.
26:16No.
26:17No.
26:18No.
26:19No.
26:20Oh, hi!
26:21What's wrong?
26:22What's wrong?
26:23She wasn't the only one?
26:24No.
26:25Oh, George.
26:26Take me.
26:27Who are the newlyweds?
26:37They snuff off home.
26:40They're newlyweds.
26:42What do you expect?
26:43Right.
26:43Who was the newlyweds?
26:44Got away with that then?
26:45Yeah.
26:47Yeah.
26:47You know, I thought they might look up here.
26:50Really lovely.
26:51Now a little hideaway.
26:54What a mad day.
26:55Yeah, well, it's been a mad few years, hasn't it?
26:58I'm knackered.
26:59Yeah?
27:00I want to change anything, though.
27:01Not all them rows and misunderstandings.
27:04Really?
27:05Yeah, well, all the scream blue murder and all the snot and the tears.
27:10No, because that's what's got us here.
27:12Yeah.
27:13No, that's true.
27:14That's true, darling.
27:15We did it, didn't we?
27:16Yeah, we did it.
27:17We did it.
27:18I love you, Mr Moon.
27:20Hey.
27:21I love you, Mrs Moon.
27:24You know.
27:25Wow.
27:27Now, what I want to do right now is to lay here and look up at the stars and the moon
27:35with the one person in this whole world that I love.
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