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00:00Oh, hello, Frank. Yeah, I'm exhausted.
00:24Leah wanted to see the whole of Australia and I said to her,
00:27the termite hills of Litchfield National Park might be on your bucket list,
00:31but they are not on mine.
00:33I've had enough of creepy crawlies and critters.
00:35Thank you very much and thank you very much.
00:38It's strange to think, isn't it?
00:40Just two days ago I was watching the sunset over Uluru.
00:43Yeah, just get some sleep.
00:45Me and Sebastian are going to try and soldier on.
00:48Have they been busy?
00:49Oh, yeah, up to our eyes.
00:51Dolly Parton? No.
00:52Debbie Harry? No.
00:54Boris Johnson, of course.
00:56What's that? Is that Sebastian? What was that?
00:58Oh, just spitballing potential brand ambassadors for the agency.
01:05Oh, that's odd. Door's stuck.
01:08I give up.
01:09Oh.
01:13Oh! Who are you?
01:15Who are you?
01:16Um, I live here.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:19No, no.
01:20This is my cottage.
01:21I just bought it.
01:22Um...
01:26Oh.
01:27Oh, that's very good.
01:28Yeah.
01:29How did Frank put you up?
01:30This is...
01:31That's hilarious, Frank.
01:32You actually really got me.
01:33What are you talking about?
01:35You're one of Sebastian's acting friends, I expect, are you?
01:38No, I most certainly am not.
01:40It's all right, you can stop now.
01:41You can drop it.
01:42It's fine, I get it.
01:43It's, um...
01:44You're very good, though, actually, I should say.
01:46You were just the right side of a fronted and po-faced.
01:48It was good.
01:49It was good.
01:50You need to leave, or I'm calling the police.
01:52Things are fine.
01:53No, not in his house, you're perished.
01:55I was so proud of you.
01:56Camomile for you.
02:23extra honey
02:26DS Keeler, I
02:29Joe, I'm just trying to find the
02:32I understand
02:39What did Keeler say?
02:46The land registry has this
02:48Celia touchstone down as the legal
02:50owner of your house as of two days ago
02:52That's ridiculous
02:53What's he going to do about it?
02:57Nothing
02:57Not until he can prove it's an actual crime
03:00How can you steal a house?
03:05Identity theft
03:06Someone pretends to be you
03:08Sell the house, pocket the cash
03:10I could see what your mortgage
03:15Provider knows
03:15Oh yeah
03:17No
03:18Oh no, I've already paid the mortgage off
03:21I paid it off when mum died
03:22They haven't just stolen from me
03:26They've stolen from my dead mother
03:30And my kid
03:31Oh no
03:33Have you called your sister yet?
03:44I think she's got a signal
03:46Well listen, don't worry
03:47Me and Sebastian will take care of everything
03:49Won't we?
03:50Thou shalt have justice
03:52More than thou desirest
03:54Yeah, what he said
03:57Do you mind if I
04:05Look, I do sympathise
04:09For your friend's situation, Mr Hathaway
04:11But I bought the cottage in good faith
04:14From...
04:16Freddie Duke
04:17Who tells you like his estates
04:19Look, I hope I'm not being out of order or anything
04:23But do you think that you maybe consider moving out until this whole mess has cleared up?
04:27No
04:28It's out of the question
04:29I've relocated from London
04:31Yeah, but she's homeless
04:32And I'm very sorry
04:33But I'm an innocent victim too
04:36Hang on
04:39What's happened to all of Lou's stuff?
04:41Erm, I believe a house clearance company came and took everything when the cottage was being repossessed
04:46Repossessed?
04:49Ha!
04:49The cheeky cow!
04:51Yeah, that's it
04:52You own that anger
04:53We want the can-do, Lou
04:55Lou with the glass half-full
04:57Although technically a glass has been nicked and half-filled by somebody else
05:00I'm not helping
05:00No, Sebastian's right
05:02It's time for the fight back
05:05I am woman
05:07Hear me roar
05:09Are you quoting the bad as well now?
05:13What?
05:14No, it's Helen Reddy
05:15It's my mum's favourite song
05:17Right
05:17Come on then
05:19Let's go and see what this estate agent
05:21He's got to say for himself
05:22I'll just spray some air freshener around while I'm gone
05:25Come on
05:28Say something
05:30I can't
05:31It's too embarrassing
05:32She's too smelly
05:33Speak up
05:34What?
05:35What?
05:36I-I-I was just suggesting to Sebastian that we go and call the local furniture places for your stuff
05:44Hello
05:53Hi, we're looking for Freddie Duke
05:56That would be me
05:57Mr and Mrs...
05:59Shakespeare, Miss
06:00Yes, we're actually private investigators
06:05Oh
06:06Yes
06:06And we would like to know why you sold my cottage in Wilcote to Celia Touchstone
06:10Wilcote
06:11Wilcote
06:13Oh, hang on
06:15Yes
06:15I know the one you mean
06:16Wasn't that owned by Mega Fast Moves?
06:20No
06:20No
06:21No, it was owned by me and I didn't even know it had been sold until a couple of hours ago
06:25Oh, that's terrible
06:25Hmm
06:26I'm so sorry
06:27Please
06:28Take a seat
06:30Look, I-I'd love to help
06:34But as far as I knew, the sale was all above board
06:37And, er, what can you tell us about Mega Fast Moves?
06:43Online property buying company
06:45Useful, if you want to make a quick sale
06:47Though they do buy well under market value
06:49And sell for a serious profit
06:50Have you sold property for them before?
06:52A couple of times
06:53Yeah
06:53Pretty straightforward stuff
06:56Always very fast
06:58Obviously
06:59Oh
07:01Oh, I've only dealt with them via email
07:05Didn't that strike you? It was a bit odd
07:07Well, not really
07:08I mean, everything's online nowadays
07:10There is one person
07:13That you should speak to
07:15I mean, Oliver Silvius
07:16Of Silvius Solicitors
07:18Yeah, he handles all the conveyancing for Mega Fast Moves
07:20In fact
07:21I've got his card round here somewhere
07:24Yeah
07:25Here you go
07:27Help you manage to work things out
07:30Thank you
07:31Yeah, sorry
07:37I had a sausage and bean passed to you earlier
07:40It's gone through me like a steam train
07:42Oh
07:45Erm, so, what do you reckon?
07:54You know, he gave up that solicitor bloke pretty quickly, didn't he?
07:58Hello?
07:59I've realised, you know
08:04It's not just my house that I've lost, is it?
08:07It's
08:07It's all my beautiful things, Frank
08:11And
08:11And my memories
08:13It's
08:14Oh
08:17Why don't you get in the car, Lou?
08:22In the dry
08:23Okay
08:25Okay
08:25G'day, I mean good afternoon
08:41Shakespeare and Hathaway private investigators
08:43How may I help?
08:44Yeah, it's me
08:44Listen, I need contact details and a background check
08:47On a company called Mega Fast Moons
08:50Mega Fast...
08:52How's our waltzing Matilda getting on?
08:56Yeah, not great
08:57So you haven't mentioned her exotic aroma?
09:01No
09:02Do it
09:04Are, erm, are you okay?
09:13Yes
09:13Yes, I will be
09:15As soon as I find out who's done this to me
09:18Who's done?
09:18Come on then
09:19Yeah, I hope this won't take long
09:45I have a client waiting
09:46Well, tell us all about Mega Fast Moons
09:49And we'll be on our way
09:50I've done a couple of local conveyancing jobs for them
09:53Why?
09:54Because someone pretending to be me
09:56Sold my house to them when I was out of the country
09:58And you're holding me responsible
10:00Well, if you aren't, who is?
10:04Mega Fast Moons
10:05If they've bought from someone pretending to be, er
10:07Sorry, what was your name again?
10:09Luella Shakespeare
10:10Then it's up to them to check it's the real Luella Shakespeare
10:12Selling the property
10:14Is that all you've got to say?
10:17No
10:18If you manage to catch up with anyone there
10:21Please ask them to reply to my emails
10:23They haven't paid my invoice yet
10:25Well, you must know something else
10:27You...
10:28Oh, yes
10:30Yeah
10:34Oh, hi, Spider
10:37Renown da
10:39Nice holiday, Lou
10:40Er, well, yeah
10:43Until I got back
10:44You did hear what happened, right?
10:46That's why I'm here
10:47This is all Sebastian could find on Mega Fast Moons
10:50So he's called in the big guns
10:51Oh, great!
10:52So what have you got so far?
10:55Well, for...
10:55Well, for starters
10:59It looks like they set up a couple of years ago
11:00But, I mean, this site is faker than plastic trees
11:03Can you find out who's behind it?
11:05Yeah, and who they bought my house from
11:06And where the money from the sale went?
11:08Triple affirmative, that one
11:09Might need a bit of time
11:10Where have you been?
11:13Apparently Spider can't function
11:15Without an unceasing supply of ultra-processed food
11:18And free-flowing energy drink
11:19What?
11:21Otherwise, he's working pro bono
11:23Oh, thanks, Spider
11:26Anything to get your house back, Lou?
11:29And if you need a place to kip
11:30My sofa bed has your name on it
11:32Just as long as you have a shower first
11:35Sorry?
11:39Oh, no need to be embarrassed
11:40I mean, I get pretty right myself
11:41And I've been on a gayly bender
11:42Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:49That smell is me
11:51No wonder it's been following me about all day
11:55I thought it was you
11:56Oh, thanks very much
11:58And he's me trying not to kick you
11:59And you're already down
12:00Oh, guys
12:03Guys, I'm so sorry
12:05I've just had 24 hours without any sleep
12:08Or a chance to wash or clean
12:11Like I said, more judgement
12:12And thanks, Spider
12:14For the offer
12:15Of staying at yours
12:16But I think actually I'd be more relaxed
12:18In a B&B
12:19But you'll be lucky to find anywhere
12:21There's another artisanal gin festival on this week
12:24Really?
12:26Oh
12:27Oh, well, I suppose I could always sleep in Lulu
12:31It's my mini
12:32I'm not going to let you sleep in your car
12:35I've got a spare room
12:37You can have it for as long as you need
12:38Frank, I'm going to hug you
12:41Oh, please, Lord
12:41No
12:41We'll have fun, won't we?
12:44We'll be roomies
12:45We can get a takeaway from Boston Bowl tea
12:48For dinner
12:48Ooh, lovely
12:49I'll have a stuffed parata with mine
12:51Yeah, I mean, just me and her
12:53Yeah, what I'd love right now
13:00Is a nice big glass of wine
13:01And a big bubble bath
13:03Oh, well, Frank
13:05It's, um
13:06Cosy, yeah
13:09Yeah, I, uh
13:10I never got round to unpacking
13:12When me and Maureen split
13:13You
13:15Only you would go backpacking without a backpack
13:19It's called glam packing
13:20Right
13:22Right, yeah
13:22Right, I'll let
13:30Oh, I'll, er, make some space while you go and freshen up
13:34Yeah, sorry
13:35Where would I do that?
13:37It's just in there, yeah
13:39Oh, well
13:41Terrible stench
13:43Ah!
13:45Ah!
13:45Ah!
13:46Ah!
13:46Frank!
13:47What?
13:48It was just, it was just there
13:49It just came out of nowhere
13:50But it's alright, cos I think I could just
13:52Oh, stop, stop!
13:53Oh, come here, Jimmy lad
13:57Come here
13:57Did she scare you?
13:59Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you
14:02Jimmy?
14:03Yeah, you know, Jimmy Cagney
14:05You dirty rat
14:06Well, he's a pet
14:07Yeah, I'll let him have the run of the bathroom while I'm out
14:10Oh, Frank
14:11Well, what about disease and incontinence and...
14:14I know the Black Death gave them a bad rep
14:16But rats are actually very intelligent and sociable creatures
14:19Yeah, hey
14:20He'll laugh if you tickle him
14:22Oh, right, no
14:23I'll take you over that
14:24Right
14:24Right, well, I'll go and put him in his cage while you, er...
14:28Freshen up a bit
14:29Okay
14:29Welcome home, Lou
14:38Oh, I wish Frank snored like that
14:47He kept me up all night
14:49Snoring
14:50I could hear him through the walls
14:52No, you couldn't!
14:55Where did Mr Cagney sleep?
14:58In a cage
14:58In Frank's room
14:59He must have a teeny tiny pair of earplugs
15:03Oh, still no joy finding your furniture
15:11But I did have a bit of a breakthrough yesterday
15:14I tracked down a few other victims of mega-fast moves
15:17And one of them is due any second...
15:20Now!
15:22Oh!
15:25Audrey Martext?
15:26Yeah
15:26Meet Lou Shakespeare
15:28Just having a power nap
15:35So you were away visiting your daughter when it happened?
15:38Yes, we'd just had our first grandchild at the Noah
15:40And, erm, me and Bill went to help out for a couple of months
15:45And when you came back, someone else was living in your house?
15:47Yes
15:47It was such a shock
15:49Apparently they had to move really quickly
15:50Because the husband was starting a new job
15:52But they were a lovely couple
15:54I don't blame them
15:55And they bought your place from Freddie Duke
15:59Who was selling for mega-fast moves?
16:00Yes
16:01And we also spoke to that Mr Silvius
16:04Who was doing the conveyancing
16:06He was no good
16:07And do you know what?
16:09He charged us for that appointment
16:11And he blamed it on the other company
16:13And told us to get in touch with Land Registry
16:15For some compensation
16:16Yeah, sounds familiar
16:18And the worst of it was that after that meeting
16:21Bill had a massive heart attack
16:25And he's been in Arden Hospital ever since
16:27Audrey, I'm so sorry
16:29I'm not upset
16:30I'm just flaming furious
16:32I could kill whoever's responsible for doing this
16:35Hmm
16:35What about the police?
16:38Erm, yeah, I filed a complaint
16:40I just felt like I was wasting their time
16:43And I had even offered a reward
16:45To whoever can get us our home back
16:48Well, it's very generous
16:49Not that we're interested
16:51No
16:52You know, when I spoke to the other victims
16:56They also said that their buyers needed a quick sale
16:59And they paid in cash
17:00Do you think mega-fast moves have been stealing houses to order?
17:06It's worth checking out
17:07Yeah, it's got subsidence
17:18Yeah, no, don't tell them that
17:20No
17:20No
17:21I'll call you back
17:22Freddie Duke
17:26As you like at Estates Manager
17:28Greening Kerwin
17:29How can I help?
17:31I'm looking to buy a wee place over here
17:33So I can grow my export business
17:35Oh
17:35What line are you in?
17:37Oysters
17:38We already supply a lot of top restaurants
17:41So I really need somewhere right now
17:44Any idea on budget?
17:46Cash is no object
17:48Really?
17:49Alright
17:50Well
17:51Let's take some details down
17:53It's official
17:57Oliver Silvius has got zero online presence
18:01Five hours
18:05Five hours
18:06Five hours
18:07He's not even left the place
18:08Or had a single visitor
18:09I think he's lying low
18:11Because he knows we're on to him
18:12Maybe
18:13Did you always want to be in the police force?
18:24No
18:24Up until I was about ten
18:26I wanted to be a lying tamer
18:28Oh yes Brian
18:29Oh yeah
18:29Yeah I could see that
18:31Good choice
18:32Hmm
18:33I always wanted to be a brain surgeon and a mermaid
18:37What at the same time?
18:39Yeah
18:39I'm a woman
18:42I can multitask
18:43Might be tricky to keep the operating theatre clean though
18:47You know with all that seaweed floating about
18:49Is that the best you can do?
18:52No I'm just saying it sounded a bit fishy
18:54I didn't want to carp on about it
18:56But I didn't want to see you flounder
18:59Okay
18:59I'll have a boat
19:01Alright alright
19:01Oh come on Ariel
19:04What?
19:05Oh
19:05Follow that crab
19:06Cab
19:07Mmm
19:08Likes a younger woman then
19:30You're so cynical
19:32Maybe his daughter
19:33Oh
19:37Better not be his daughter
19:39It's a shame
19:47You know I thought you'd love that one
19:49Oh it's class
19:51So it is
19:52But I've not seen anything I like so much as my doughty wee house in County Down
19:56Places round here
19:58They're just not as coastal
20:01Well
20:03We are miles from the coast
20:06So
20:07Got the Avon though
20:09I'm sure I can find you some riverside properties you'd absolutely adore
20:14Any I can see now
20:15Nothing at the moment
20:17No but I'll give you a call as soon as something comes in
20:21Do you mind if I take this?
20:23No bother
20:23What have I told you about calling me at work?
20:30Again
20:31You went out with the girls on Saturday
20:33Right
20:36I suppose I can't say no then
20:38You better not be late though Fee
20:40Women eh?
20:44Aye
20:47My other half
20:48Francine
20:49She's never off my back
20:51She must have the bladder of an elephant
20:55I can never drink that much champagne and not go for a wee
20:58Stop it
20:59Beginning to regret that last coffee
21:01Do you know I became a bit of an expert at wild wheeze
21:05When we were in the outback
21:06I knew exactly how to avoid the lizards and the snakes
21:10Oh very crocodile dumb day
21:13Yeah
21:13You know it's not just the crocodiles you've got to look out for actually
21:16Because koalas can be really vicious
21:18Yeah
21:19Leah tried to cuddle one once and it bitter right on the nipple
21:21Oh no
21:22I'll be back in a bit
21:23Frank
21:35Frank
21:36Something's happening
21:37Something's happening
21:38There's movement
21:38Frank
21:42Frank
21:43Frank
21:43Pete
21:43Faster
21:44We're on the moon
21:45I'm going as fast as I can
21:47Oh Frank
21:52We've missed them
21:53They must have got in a taxi
21:54You don't know that
21:56Let's drive around a bit
21:57We might spot them
21:58We'll have to do a hill start now
22:01Clear?
22:03Yes
22:03Yes
22:04I can't believe they got away from us because of your weak bladder
22:11I said I'm sorry, all right?
22:14What are you doing?
22:21Just tidying up a bit
22:22I have a system
22:26Oh, and I like the toilet paper to hang underneath and not over the top, all right?
22:34All right
22:35Now listen, you heat up that leftover balty, I'll go and get Jimmy
22:38They made an odd couple, didn't they, Oliver and that woman?
22:46And you know what?
22:47I don't think that was their first date, judging by the way they were snogging
22:51Are you okay?
22:56Oh, yep
22:56Yes
22:57Where's Jimmy?
23:00Oh, he's fine
23:01He's not in the bathroom, is he?
23:04He'll turn up eventually
23:05Frank!
23:06You're expecting me to be able to sleep when there's a rat on the loose?
23:10You slept in the outback with lizards and snakes
23:13This is a guided tour, I'm not Bear Grylls
23:15Oh, he's just found a nice warm spot to have a nap
23:18Yeah, like my bed
23:19Jimmy, Jimmy
23:24What did she do?
23:27I touched it!
23:28Jimmy
23:28Jimmy
23:30Hi, Spidey
23:36You got anything for us?
23:38Well, like I thought, mega fast moves doesn't actually exist
23:42It's just a load of AI-generated content that leads to myriad dead ends
23:46So whoever's behind the business sold my house and all the others
23:50Yep
23:50And as you suspected, that would be Oliver Silvius
23:55Everything leads back to him
23:57What about Freddie Duke?
23:59He seems clean
24:00So what's happened to all the money from the house sales?
24:03I'm still working on that
24:04We need something that's going to stand up in court
24:07Ten-four, big man
24:08Think we can blindside Silvius into a confession?
24:13Well, there's only one way to find out
24:15This vehicle is reversing
24:18This vehicle, you have to say it all the way
24:21Hello?
24:32Hello, Mr. Silvius
24:34And we found him about 8.45
24:48I don't know why I'm surprised to find you two poking around every murder scene
24:53But I still am
24:54Well, where would you be if you just found out who stole your house?
24:58At the police station
24:59Making a full report
25:00Not getting in the way here
25:01And I assume you guys are going through the hard drive on the laptop
25:04When might we get some access to the murder weapon?
25:09Yeah, it might be the key to getting my house back
25:11That's not my priority
25:12And because of your connection to the victim
25:14I'm going to have to ask you
25:16Where were you between midnight and 3am?
25:20She stayed at my place all night
25:22You two aren't...
25:26No, nothing like that
25:27I was in the spare room
25:29I wouldn't
25:29He wouldn't, I wouldn't
25:31All right, well
25:32Find out anything else and come straight back to me, right?
25:35Yeah, of course we will
25:36Now please, get off my crime scene
25:38Time of death between midnight and 3am then
25:43Thank you, DS Keeler
25:44You were a bit adamant there
25:46What do you mean?
25:48That nothing would happen between us
25:49Spider
25:50Oliver Silvius has been murdered
25:52So please, just tell us you've got something
25:54Hello?
25:59Earth to Spider-Man
26:00I found his offshore, cunt
26:06Brilliant
26:07Right, that's where the money will be, yeah?
26:10Not anymore
26:11It was there, it was right there
26:14And then they just disappeared
26:15Poof!
26:16Oh...
26:16You'll be able to trace it again, though, right?
26:18He's been trying for the last hour
26:20What if the information that Spider needs is on the murder weapon?
26:25Oliver Silvius was killed with his own laptop
26:28Oh!
26:30We're never going to get my cottage back, are we?
26:33Don't worry, Lou
26:33I've accessed Oliver's files remotely
26:36Silvius couldn't have moved the money this morning because he was already dead
26:39Unless he had an accomplice
26:42Do you think that's the mystery woman?
26:44Or is she the murderer?
26:46She might be both
26:47But we need to find her if we're going to get Lou's house back
26:51Oh!
27:00Really playing catch-up on this one, eh, Frank?
27:02Yeah, looks like it
27:04Well, you're wasting your time in there
27:06We still don't have an ID for Oliver Silvius' date
27:09And that waiter gave the most unhelpful description ever
27:12Did they say if they left, maybe in a taxi?
27:15No
27:16We don't even know if they left together
27:18You, see, Silvius might have gone back to the office
27:20And if he'd arranged to meet the killer
27:22You know, they could have staged a break-in after the murder
27:26No
27:26Somebody definitely tripped the silent alarm
27:29Security company confirmed
27:31They received an alert just before midnight
27:33But they didn't come out
27:35Because they called Silvius
27:36And he said he'd go and switch it off himself
27:38Cheers, Joe
27:39Thanks for the intel
27:40Oh, you saved us a lot of legwork
27:42Do you fancy an early lunch?
27:44Oh, yes, we could have chips down by the A-Bot
27:47You're not going to solve a case eating chips by the river
27:49But in case you do
27:51And you don't tell me
27:53I'll do you
27:54For perverting the course of justice, Frank
27:56And that's a promise
27:57Mmm
27:59Mmm
28:00Mmm
28:01What's up?
28:08I just saw someone wearing my hat
28:10Or the hat
28:11Like the one I used to wear
28:13At the risk of sounding tasteless
28:18I'm considering this a celebration
28:21Anyone?
28:22Well, no
28:22Someone has been murdered, Audrey
28:25When we're sending flowers
28:27Mmm?
28:29Mmm
28:29So, does this mean
28:31That we're
28:32Going to get our homes back?
28:35Er, well, it's not quite that simple
28:37You know, I mean
28:38We've got to find the money
28:39Establish how your identities were stolen
28:42And even then
28:43The land registry might argue the toss about
28:45Who has the stronger claim to live in each house?
28:48So?
28:49No nearer, then?
28:50I'm so sorry
28:51Just, er, covering all bases, Audrey
28:55But, erm, where were you between the hours of midnight and three this morning?
29:00At the hospital, where else?
29:01Me and Bill haven't spent a night apart in 48 years
29:04You're supposed to be getting our homes back
29:06Not trying to pin this scumbag's murder on a homeless pensioner
29:11I think she's been through enough
29:15It's without you
29:16Oh, I used to have a dress like that
29:19Oh, it's very you
29:20Yeah
29:21And I saw someone wearing a hat like mine earlier
29:24You know, that, that definitely is my coat
29:30I'll see you back at the office
29:31Excuse me
29:31Excuse me
29:32How did you, er, think of Audrey's reaction?
29:38Oh, the lady doth protest too much, methinks
29:44Yeah, I think she, er, she doth the fame
29:48Shall we go and check her alibi?
29:51You know, just to be on the, erm, faith side
29:55I'll go and talk to Freddie Duke
29:57How well did you know Oliver?
30:04Oh, hardly at all
30:05Put some business his way when buyers needed a solicitor
30:08Still a shock, though
30:10And you can't think of anyone who might have wanted him dead?
30:14No
30:14No, I can't
30:16In case you were wondering
30:18My girlfriend and I were home together last night
30:19From six to eight this morning
30:21We both gave statements to the police
30:24The real police
30:26Oh
30:26Well, listen, thank you
30:29You've been very helpful
30:30Oh
30:31Oh, hey
30:36Oh, new coat
30:38No, it was mine
30:40That woman bought it second-hand
30:42So would you believe, right now
30:43My entire wardrobe is being sold in charity shops all round Stratford
30:47It's cost me a flipping fortune to buy back what I could find
30:49Any luck with the old mystery woman?
30:52Nah, those photos from last night are useless
30:54Not a single shot where you can see her face
30:56Typical
30:57I've got Spada doing some background checks on Silvius
31:00Now, we need to concentrate on the basics
31:02Figure out who benefits most from his death
31:04I've just spoken to my contact at Arden Hospital
31:08And apparently there was a shift change on Bill's ward at midnight
31:12And Audrey was not by his bedside then
31:15Nor was she when his obs were done a couple of hours later
31:18Sebastian, how do you do it?
31:22Let's just say I have friends in hygienic places
31:25Oh, you've got a friend who's a cleaner
31:28A cleaner on coronary care
31:30Oh
31:30Come on, let's see where this leaves us
31:33I can't believe you checked up on her
31:39Well, she lied to us
31:40So did Freddie Duke
31:42Him being at home with his girlfriend after 6pm
31:44Doesn't match with what you overheard about her being out with the girls after work
31:48Any news on her emails?
31:52I'm still working on it
31:53This guy, he knows a lot about cyber security, I can tell you
31:57I'm just wondering if there's something specific that links Audrey and Lou
32:01You mean what made them the perfect targets?
32:04Yeah, exactly
32:04None of the victims had mortgages
32:07All of the properties were temporarily empty
32:10Is there anything else?
32:12Lou?
32:14I don't know
32:15I've only just met her
32:16It's the files I requested for Oliver Sylvius
32:21And?
32:22There's a marriage certificate
32:24Oh, interesting
32:27Oliver had an ex-wife
32:29You'll never guess who it is
32:31I've already told the police I was asleep, alone, when Oliver was murdered
32:50I still can't believe he's dead
32:53Well, obviously, we're very sorry for your loss
32:56Thank you
32:58Oliver had dinner last night with a young woman
33:03Do you know anything about that?
33:05No
33:05No, which is unusual
33:08Oliver liked to boast about his conquest
33:11So, you were married for three years
33:15Divorced for 12
33:17And you moved back to Stratford because?
33:21Well, I was born here
33:22Oliver and I stayed friends
33:24And then I moved to London when I married Charles
33:27And then when he died, I just wanted a fresh start
33:29Somewhere familiar
33:31And Oliver told you about this place?
33:34Yeah
33:34Said he found it on an estate agent website
33:37Thought it was perfect
33:38I can't believe he lied to me
33:41Sounds like a bit of a one-way friendship
33:44I mean, he steals the house for you
33:46Then runs away with the money you paid for it
33:48Yeah, yeah, you mixed up in all of that
33:50We wouldn't blame you if you did want to kill him
33:51I mean, I was angry
33:53Who wouldn't be?
33:54But I, um
33:55No, the last time I saw Oliver was, uh
33:59About a week ago, I think
34:01When I was signing the papers
34:02Sure about that?
34:04Sorry
34:05Which is, you were in Oliver's office
34:08When we first met him, I think
34:09I recognise that jacket there
34:12It was on the coat stand
34:14It's a lovely jacket
34:14Wouldn't forget that jacket
34:15Okay, okay, yes
34:20Yes, I was
34:21There
34:23I was
34:23Furious
34:25When I found out about the scam
34:27And he was ignoring my calls
34:28So, what did he say
34:30When you were in the office?
34:31Well, just more lies
34:32I mean, denied knowing anything
34:34Said the property company
34:36Had
34:37Scammed him as well
34:38Anything else?
34:40No
34:41Come on, Celia
34:43You can't possibly have any loyalty to him now
34:45I don't
34:46I promise you, there's nothing
34:49We argued, I left
34:50I certainly didn't kill him
34:51Ordering?
35:16I was just getting up the curries to come see you
35:18Oh, don't be silly
35:19You're welcome any time
35:20I just wanted to explain
35:22Why I got so angry before
35:23I was with Bill
35:26I just
35:26I couldn't sleep
35:28On the cot bed
35:29So I kept nipping out
35:31For sneaky cigarettes
35:32I promise that I didn't leave the hospital grounds
35:36I never really thought it was you, you know
35:38I only started smoking because of the stress
35:40If Bill finds out, he'll go mad
35:42Well, I'm glad you came back
35:43Could I ask a favour?
35:46What?
35:46Can I sit in your reception and give our Wendy a video call?
35:49Yes
35:50Thank you
35:51Thank you
35:51It's just that the, um, Wi-Fi at the hospital is shocking
35:55It's so difficult to keep them touched
35:58But with the distance
36:00Distance?
36:00Where does she live?
36:01Did I not say?
36:03Boston
36:04Oh?
36:04What, Lincolnshire?
36:05Massachusetts
36:06Hang on, so you and Lou were both abroad when your houses were stolen?
36:13That's right
36:14And did you book the trip yourself?
36:15Well, no, I'm no good at that kind of thing
36:18And anyway, we were going out a few days before Wendy's due date
36:21So I just asked the travel agent to arrange the flights and some day trips
36:27And which travel agent did you use?
36:29T-Bot Travel
36:30T-Bot Travel
36:31That girl at T-Bot was lovely, what was her name?
36:37Phoebe Amiels
36:38Me and my sister Leah, we booked our whole Outback tour through
36:43I only ever spoke to her on the phone, but she knew everything
36:45She knew my home address, my passport details, how long I was going to be away
36:49Everything she would need to steal my identity
36:52Hang on
36:54Same colouring
36:59Might be her, but we need a better angle
37:02That's my handbag
37:05Have to think of it, she looks just like the woman who was wearing my hat
37:13Come on, let's pay her a visit
37:14Oh, just a thought
37:15When I heard Freddie talking to his girlfriend on the phone
37:19I assumed her name was Fiona because he called her Fee
37:22But what if it was Phoebe?
37:25Come on
37:26Wait a minute
37:27You finally got into Freddie's emails?
37:30Oh, I've been in there ages
37:31I just wanted to make a few more checks before I said anything
37:34There's something you really want to see
37:37You going on holiday, Freddie?
37:53Last time I did that, when I came back, someone else was living in my house
37:56That was Oliver Silphius
37:59That's what you wanted us to think when you hacked into his computer
38:02To remove any trace of your involvement with mega fast moves
38:05You broke it to his office, he caught you, and you killed him
38:09Who are these people, Freddie?
38:11Oh, don't bother, Phoebe
38:12We know that you've been using your clients' travel information
38:16To steal their identities and sell their houses
38:19I told you
38:20That last job was one too many
38:23Shut up
38:24I mean, you must have made a pretty penny from selling those stolen houses
38:28What was it?
38:30You didn't like the three-way split?
38:32Is that why you killed Silvius?
38:34So then you two could take the lot and run off to Thailand?
38:37No, no, I didn't
38:39Or was it because you found out that he was seeing Phoebe behind your back?
38:42Poor, that must have stung
38:43A man twice your age
38:45She was just stringing him along
38:47Freddie, don't
38:48Now, what's the point, Phoebe? They know everything
38:50Trying to steal my money, Freddie?
39:06I'll call it quits for you trying to steal Phoebe
39:08She can't wait to get rid of you
39:11Please
39:13I know all about your cosy little dinner, Oliver
39:17She's not really interested
39:18That's not the impression I got last Saturday night
39:22She wouldn't
39:26Oh, Freddie
39:27Do I have to tell you all about that adorable little butterfly tattoo on the inside of her left thigh?
39:33Oh, Freddie
39:34Well, if it was right, you were so stupid
39:54She's been playing you two off against each other for the whole time
39:58What?
39:59No
40:00No, she told me everything
40:02She chose me
40:04No, she's booked on another flight this evening
40:07To Brazil
40:08Alone
40:10Are you going to ditch him at the airport, Phoebe?
40:13But you said that
40:14I did it because I love you
40:18No, you did it because your macho pride got injured
40:22It's pathetic
40:23Both of you begging me to ditch the other
40:26That's why I was going to Brazil, because I didn't want either of you
40:29The house scam was all her idea
40:34Hey, hey
40:40Oh
40:40Oh, Oliver
40:43What do you, why would you
40:45No
40:46Ow
40:47No
40:47No
40:48No
40:49No
40:49No
40:50No
40:51No
40:52No
40:53No
40:54No
40:55No
40:56No
40:57No
40:58No
40:59No
41:00No
41:02No
41:03No
41:04No
41:05No
41:06No
41:06No
41:08I'm going to show you
41:09Toilet
41:10If you let your line in court, anything you do say may be given as evidence.
41:14Coming through you! Coming through you!
41:19I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
41:20I'm so sorry.
41:50I'd like my handbag back, too.
41:55It's okay, Lulu. I've got you.
42:01Fair.
42:02I know. I didn't know I had it in me, myself.
42:04As Sally Gunnell calls, she wants her trainers back.
42:07I suggest we all drink to Audrey and Lou getting their homes back.
42:12Yes, to going home.
42:13To going home.
42:14To Lou going home.
42:15And I will get that reward to you as soon as me and Bill can.
42:21Oh, fantastic.
42:22I know.
42:24How about a celebratory takeaway from Boston Bolte?
42:28Am I invited this time?
42:30No.
42:30Yeah.
42:32It's on Frank.
42:34Thanks, Frank.
42:35Come one, come all.
42:37But I insist we eat here.
42:39I refuse to set foot in rodent towers.
42:42What?
42:43It's not as bad as you think.
42:44It's got a big rat.
42:53Thank you so much for letting me move back in.
42:56Oh, it's only a matter of time before the cord's sorted out anyway,
43:00and I don't want to stay in Stratford after everything that's happened.
43:03It's understandable.
43:04Well, good luck.
43:05Yes.
43:07And besides, that toilet of yours never really flushed properly.
43:11Oh.
43:12Right.
43:13Lou!
43:13Oh, hey.
43:16Hello.
43:16What's all this about?
43:19It's your furniture.
43:22Sebastian tracked it all down.
43:24Oh, Sebastian.
43:30Oh, my things.
43:34And thank you for putting up with me.
43:37At least I'll be able to find my own stuff now.
43:39And you won't nick all the hot water.
43:41I'm going to miss you too.
43:43But I won't miss Jimmy Cagby.
43:46Oh, we've got a little surprise for you.
43:48Oh.
43:50Don't look.
43:51OK.
43:53Just a little housewarming present.
43:56Guys, you shouldn't have.
43:58You're going to be a horror Halid.
43:59I don't want to be a witch.
43:59You dirty brat.
44:02You dirty brat.
44:07You dirty brat.
44:10You dirty brat.
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