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"Could be Something, Could be Nothing!" Takes an exaggerated turn with yet another player who is now "swole."
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00:00You know what they say about Kalil Ware?
00:02He's a lot like the capybars of centers.
00:04Way bigger than everybody, dude, except Wemby.
00:07But he did cook Wemby's ass this year.
00:09And interestingly, Roy, this could be something.
00:13Could be nothing.
00:15Can I ask you a question?
00:16I don't know.
00:16Of the 7,000 times you've said could be something, could be nothing.
00:22How many times has it been something?
00:25Twice?
00:25Well, you and I can have a difference of opinion on that, you know, sometimes.
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00:43Do you know why you're perfect for that?
00:45What?
00:45Because you lose your damn mind, too.
00:48Hmm.
00:49Fair point.
00:51Can I have my open?
00:54Why would they do that?
00:56What's going on in Utah?
00:57It could be something.
00:58It could be nothing.
00:59What is the meaning of it, Watson?
01:01What is the object of this?
01:02Could be something, could be nothing.
01:03Why would they do that?
01:07You familiar with Kal-El Ware, Leroy?
01:12We'll see him next Monday.
01:13We will.
01:14We will.
01:15I'm excited about it.
01:19Kryptonian.
01:20From North Little Rock, Arkansas.
01:23Former Indiana Hoosier.
01:25Second team all-rookie.
01:28Kind of garbage.
01:28He should have been first team.
01:29Ridiculous.
01:31I think if at any point you are the betting favorite to win rookie of the year, that makes
01:35you first team all-rookie.
01:36They're going to do the reshashay.
01:38Kidding me?
01:39Didn't he win rookie of the year?
01:41Huh?
01:41No, Stephon Castle did.
01:43Okay.
01:43Stephon Castle won rookie of the year.
01:44Also garbage.
01:45Um, but like, is this guy, is this guy first team all-rookie material?
01:50Really?
01:51And Rosh, um, Rosh Hashanah, however you say his name, excuse me, I'm sorry.
01:55Uh, Roshashi, Zachary Roshashi, you have all these pieces.
02:00That's either here nor there.
02:02You haven't even gotten to your point.
02:05Dude, I saw these photos of Kal-El Ware.
02:07Right?
02:08So here's, here's, let me tell you how this is going to go.
02:11What do you think?
02:12Swole, uh, ready?
02:17Let's just say, wait, let's just say.
02:20Every year.
02:21Leroy?
02:21Every year we have this conversation.
02:24Every year we have this conversation.
02:26Tyler Hero was swole one year.
02:28He did get swole.
02:28Right?
02:29He did get swole.
02:29No, he didn't.
02:30No, he got swole.
02:31He did.
02:31Dude, he went from having chicken legs to having frog legs.
02:35Dude, I'm telling you, Kal-El Ware.
02:37Go.
02:38Go.
02:38The warehouse is expanding.
02:40Go.
02:40Okay?
02:41Go.
02:41Show me the big jerk.
02:43If we could just take a little looky-loo.
02:45Dude, that's not swole.
02:46Stop it.
02:47Oh my goodness.
02:48And I mean.
02:49That's not swole.
02:49Wow.
02:50Dude.
02:51That's not swole.
02:52Well, he's seven foot one.
02:53I mean, biceps are different.
02:54Biceps are different.
02:55Compared to last year, he is.
02:57Dude.
02:58Do we have a comparison photo?
02:59You see those little chicken arms?
03:00Take my word for it.
03:01No.
03:03Take my word for it.
03:04Dude.
03:04What?
03:05They're not chicken arms.
03:06Don't say that.
03:06If he walked by a chicken place, they would say, do you want to draw more weight?
03:11You're ridiculous.
03:12Dude.
03:12The warehouse is expanding.
03:13I don't know what you're talking about.
03:14This is like, come on.
03:16I'm telling you right now.
03:17What you're seeing there is that jawline.
03:19Sneetha said Taylor Swift is swollen.
03:21No, dude.
03:21I'm telling you something.
03:22Dude.
03:23I'm telling you.
03:23There's something about him.
03:24No, it's not.
03:24You know what?
03:25The only difference between him and what you've seen before is last time you saw him, his
03:30arm was naked.
03:31Now he's got some tats on his arm.
03:32No, he's had the tats.
03:34The tats aren't new.
03:37They're not new.
03:37You know what?
03:38We'll get to the conclusion next week.
03:41No, I already knew.
03:42No, I'm telling you right now, though.
03:43I already knew what this was about.
03:45I'm like, who got swole?
03:47Oh, Kalil Ware.
03:48I'm telling you, right?
03:49Mark the calendar.
03:51What's the date?
03:51September 23rd, 2025.
03:56September 23rd, 2026.
03:59It's going to be somebody else.
04:01No, that's not true.
04:02I do this every year.
04:03Yes, you do.
04:04No, I haven't done this in a while.
04:06Does he not do it every year?
04:08Hold on.
04:08Who was the swole guy last year?
04:10Jovich.
04:11Jovich.
04:11You see?
04:13You don't help yourself.
04:18You would agree he's bigger than last year, though.
04:20No.
04:21No, he's not.
04:21No, he is.
04:22No, he's not.
04:23No, he's not.
04:23Don't be silly.
04:24No, he's not.
04:24Don't be silly.
04:25I'm not going to let you just ignore things.
04:31I don't see it.
04:33I need to see a comparison for them.
04:35Tyler.
04:35Maybe it's a picture of the lighting.
04:37You know him that he's blessing.
04:39Is this your way of projecting on who you want to be good?
04:42No.
04:42I'm just observing.
04:46Observe less.
04:47Because all your observations usually end up in just lies.
04:52They're not lies, though.
04:53They are lies.
04:53Okay.
04:54You just see what you want to do, and this is what you always do.
04:56You want to wrangle me in here because you want me to calm down, and I'm not going to
04:59calm down when I see you.
05:00He's like Kal-El.
05:00You want Kal-El to be good, so you figure you're going to get.
05:03No, he's been clanging and banging in the iron paradise, dude.
05:06Give him some respect.
05:09He's been clanging and banging in the iron paradise.
05:11You know?
05:14Some people say that's jail.
05:16Just out of curiosity.
05:17I don't think people call that jail.
05:19I don't think they do.
05:19Do you know what they call jail?
05:21Jail.
05:21No.
05:22The big house?
05:22They call it all that kind of stuff.
05:24The clink?
05:24I just found out that my dad calls the hospital to shop.
05:27He does.
05:28That did happen.
05:30It could be a job.
05:31Silly sauce says that Leroy is just dismissing as he always does.
05:34He is.
05:34No, if he was a superhero, he'd be the dismisser.
05:38Look at me, everybody.
05:39I'm the dismisser.
05:40You'd be the over-exaggerating.
05:42I'm not over-exaggerating, though, dude.
05:43And you want to know even the bigger thing, though?
05:45All right, so he was in the lab, right?
05:48Because we know.
05:49What did Eric Spilch do this year?
05:51Called him out.
05:52Called him out, dude.
05:53Called him out.
05:55What?
05:56Now the two of them?
05:57Hobnobbing at the Heat's house.
06:00You want to know why?
06:01Why?
06:02Because he put that work in.
06:03That's why.
06:04Proud of him.
06:04Look at that look.
06:05Him and Kalil got the same size arm.
06:06That's not true.
06:07That's not true.
06:07Please stop saying things for our radio audience.
06:10Please stop saying things that are inaccurate.
06:12Really?
06:13If I can Photoshop this picture, it'll look like he's sitting on his lap.
06:16I'm telling you right now, Jennifer, that looks like a proud papa, what Spoh's doing.
06:21He knows that this guy has responded.
06:27He put in the work.
06:28He put in the work.
06:30We're expanding the warehouse.
06:31Why are you egging him on?
06:32Because she sees it, too.
06:33That's fine.
06:34She does not.
06:34She sees it, too.
06:35No, she does not.
06:36What are you talking about, dude?
06:38See, you can't give him an inch.
06:40Because look at where he's going with it.
06:42So you agree with me.
06:43No, I'm not.
06:44I'm not saying.
06:45First of all, there's nothing to disagree with.
06:46I have eyes.
06:47Look at him.
06:48All right.
06:48And second of all.
06:49That's not Swole, though.
06:51Jennifer?
06:52Jennifer?
06:53Swole for a seven-footer.
06:56I mean, there's not a lot of seven-footers that are going to be walking around.
06:58Well, here.
06:59You see what?
06:59The other thing we can look at it and say is that, oh, he's getting in shape.
07:04He's getting his man body.
07:05Right.
07:06That's it.
07:06That's not.
07:06We're saying the same things.
07:07No, we're not.
07:08We're being a semantic samurai.
07:09We're absolutely not.
07:09You're being a semantic samurai.
07:10Right now, we just did the same thing.
07:12You just did a flat-out shing, shing.
07:14That's what you're doing right now.
07:17You know, you making the noise doesn't make you more accurate.
07:21Okay, dude.
07:24I knew something was up.
07:25Somebody is just like 9-23-2026.
07:31We're going to talk about, okay, who was the swole guy last year?
07:34Kalel.
07:35Who was the swole guy this year?
07:37It's coming.
07:37So, I'm looking at a picture.
07:39I think Coben is kind of trying to compare it to this picture.
07:47One second.
07:48Coming up.
07:51Right here.
07:56See?
07:56Okay.
07:57Right?
07:59He's got more meat on those.
08:01But he's not flexing in this photo.
08:03He is flexing in that photo.
08:04So, I'm looking for another one.
08:07You guys are silly.
08:08You guys are silly.
08:09So, now compare that to what we got now, which is the warehouse beefing up.
08:14And you can see we have a way different attitude here.
08:19Like, this guy compared to this guy.
08:21Dude, them arms are not that.
08:23Way different, dude.
08:24But see, there's a picture here of him in Indiana.
08:27Way different, dude.
08:28I'm telling you right now.
08:30Same thing.
08:30You just want to see.
08:31If you're ignoring this, you're just ignoring facts.
08:33I'm not.
08:34If you're ignoring this, you're just ignoring facts.
08:36I'm not ignoring facts.
08:38I'm ignoring you.
08:39No.
08:39Because you're talking silliness right now.
08:41No.
08:41You know what that is?
08:42Okay.
08:42You know what he got tattooed on himself?
08:44What?
08:44Message received, Spoh.
08:47Message received.
08:49That's what he says.
08:50You want to know why?
08:51Because he's thick to the fittest.
08:52He's got spray tan muscles.
08:54Spray tan muscles.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Who says that?
08:57It's me.
08:58I don't know what that means.
08:59Okay.
08:59D. Sizzle said it right.
09:01He gained maybe three pounds of muscle.
09:03For a seven-footer, that's a lot.
09:04So, we're going to put this picture back up.
09:06Ready?
09:06Yep.
09:07Here.
09:07Yep.
09:09Different guy.
09:11No, it's not.
09:12That was also like when he was in college.
09:14Different guy.
09:15Exactly.
09:15That's my point, though.
09:17He's not Benjamin Button.
09:18He's not going to age backwards.
09:19He looks the same.
09:21He doesn't look the same.
09:22He really does, though.
09:23Who?
09:24Odom.
09:24Yeah, okay.
09:25That's Greg Oden.
09:26Greg Oden.
09:26Oden.
09:27Yeah.
09:27Yeah.
09:29Try and keep up.
09:29I'm trying not to get all worked up about you.
09:36Trust me.
09:37You're doing the opposite of being worked up, okay?
09:39Okay.
09:40Mark the tape.
09:40We'll have this conversation about somebody else next year.
09:44That ain't swole, dude.
09:45Okay.
09:45Do it.
09:46Whatever.
09:47He's basically Alonzo Mourning.
09:48Why don't you go?
09:49Stop it.
09:50He's basically Alonzo Mourning.
09:51Here, you know what?
09:52You don't even have to go in.
09:53Just walk by a window with a chair.
09:55What do you mean?
09:56You see some...
09:57You don't even have to go in.
10:02So proud of yourself.
10:03I didn't mean it.
10:08Let me ask you a question.
10:09You ever get tired of being a rat bastard?
10:12I mean, you bring the best...
10:13Minus one.
10:14You bring it out of me.
10:16No.
10:18No.
10:18So, listen.
10:20He's basically Alonzo Mourning.
10:22He is.
10:23No.
10:23He's not swole.
10:24Basically.
10:27If you looked at Hornets, Alonzo Mourning, and Young Kalawar,
10:30samesies, dude.
10:31So, just give him some more time.
10:32But I'm telling you right now...
10:33Yeah, he ain't there yet.
10:34You were saying that he's swole.
10:36He's getting there.
10:37No, he's getting there, though, dude.
10:38Dude, he did this.
10:39He slipped to the side and did the thing.
10:41No, he didn't do that.
10:42He didn't do that.
10:42Yes, he did.
10:43That's all he did.
10:44Dude, come on.
10:46He's had his spinach.
10:46He pushed the...
10:47He did the thing.
10:48The bicycle.
10:48He's had his spinach, dude.
10:49Come on.
10:49Spinach?
10:50Yeah.
10:50Spinach ain't gonna help him.
10:51No.
10:52Dude, like Popeye.
10:53He's stick to the fittest because he eats his spinach.
10:56He's Popeye the Sailor, man.
10:59You notice he puts everything in a cartoon.
11:01Can I just say this?
11:03You can't even sing songs about vegetables.
11:07Look at this one.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Way different.
11:12No, it's not.
11:13Way different, dude.
11:14Dude, look at how little those arms are.
11:16Yeah, that's last year.
11:18No, that's looking straightforward.
11:21That was last year.
11:21The side.
11:22Like, that's the same.
11:23Way different.
11:24It's literally the same.
11:25Way different.
11:26You are the worst.
11:27You're silly.
11:29Dude.
11:29You're silly.
11:30And ignore facts is what you are.
11:32That's true.
11:32No, I'm a person that's been around bodies and been around guys working out and know the difference
11:37between swole and not swole.
11:38Yeah, but you literally say this about everybody.
11:40Like, and especially, I think you have a basketball bias.
11:43Like, you're very against basketball players.
11:45A guy who's 6'5 is not going to look swole.
11:48He might get more cut, but he's not going to be swole.
11:51You've literally done this with every player.
11:53Yes!
11:53It's like, it's hard when you have a, when you have a pattern of behavior, it's tough
11:57to, it's tough to take your opinion seriously.
11:58When we went and saw Tyler.
12:00Yeah.
12:00How swole did he look?
12:02Big time.
12:03Oh my God.
12:03No, he didn't.
12:04Big time.
12:05You're.
12:05Big time.
12:07It's okay.
12:08I get it.
12:08You know, there's, there's a basketball, football thing here.
12:11I know you, you guys were around the biggest behemoths, but you got a blind spot here and
12:16and I'm just trying to respect you here.
12:18Blind spot.
12:18You have a blind spot.
12:19I have a blind spot.
12:20You have a blind spot, dude.
12:21I blind.
12:22Somebody does a bench press and you're like, whoa.
12:24No, you're, you're just, you're just blind.
12:26I don't know what to tell you.
12:27No, you're easy to persuade.
12:28I'm not easy to persuade.
12:29Somebody got to just do a selfie on Instagram or, or, uh, X.
12:34If you want.
12:34All they got to do is say, dude, dude.
12:38Kal-El putting in that work.
12:40Putting in that work.
12:41He is putting in that work.
12:42I'm going to go to the gym.
12:43He is putting in that work.
12:44I will say this.
12:45I'm not questioning whether he's putting in the work, but he's not swole.
12:49You're blissfully ignorant.
12:52Like that, you know, that's just one step above and call me a dumb ass.
12:57Right.
12:58I don't know.
12:59I don't know.
12:59I'd rather be called a dumb ass than actually be called.
13:03You enjoy your ignorance.
13:05That is way more, way more.
13:07Now we use a big words.
13:10Guy who couldn't even spell enjoy or cobble away.
13:13Oh yeah.
13:14You're the guy who's a big word.
13:16Translate.
13:17Yeah.
13:17You got a black belt in the English language.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Mr. Miyagi over here.
13:21Stop using new words.
13:23That's a big word for me, dog.
13:25Ergo.
13:26Ergo.
13:27Yeah.
13:27That's it.
13:28Hey, keep it short.
13:29That's it.
13:30It's two syllables.
13:31Yeah.
13:31Ergo.
13:32You can manage that one.
13:36Kal-El.
13:37That's all.
13:38Wait.
13:41Poetry and love.
13:42It's cool when you do it, Leroy.
13:43But let Tobin talk about football.
13:45You go in.
13:46Go to crying.
13:48No.
13:49Dude.
13:49I'm telling you.
13:50I'll give you.
13:50Me saying Kal-El's not swole has nothing to do with whether he's putting in the work.
13:56But Tobin, every time you see somebody glistening, a glistening muscle, he thinks the guy's swole.
14:02Credit where credit's due.
14:03Yeah.
14:03No.
14:03He's not swole.
14:04Credit where credit's due.
14:06Not the glistening muscle.
14:08Yes.
14:09They're all.
14:09You notice whenever he shows it, they all just finished working out.
14:13Because he's there for the theatrics.
14:13Right.
14:14I'm going to ask Bam next week if he thinks he's swole.
14:16Okay.
14:17I want Bam to give you the definition of swole.
14:20I will.
14:20I will get that from him.
14:22I'm going to be there.
14:23But.
14:23I'm going to watch it.
14:24You can.
14:25That's fine.
14:25But I mean, like, if you want to ignore Baby Alonzo Mourning, that's fine.
14:30I cannot wait till he gets you in the face.
14:31Baby Alonzo Mourning.
14:32Baby Zoe.
14:33He's not Baby Zoe.
14:34He's Baby Zoe, dude.
14:35He's a different player than Zoe.
14:36He's going to look at you like this.
14:37Baby Zoe.
14:38He can play outside the paint.
14:39Hmm?
14:40So.
14:42How many threes did he shoot last year?
14:44Too many.
14:45Okay.
14:46But still.
14:47How many.
14:47How many do you think Zoe shot in his career?
14:49I don't know.
14:50Different time.
14:51Different time.
14:53Different players.
14:54It's like.
14:54It's like talking about the.
14:55Different players.
14:55It's like talking about the.
14:56Why are you calling it different time?
14:58It can't be Baby Zoe.
14:59It's like Jameer Gibbs and Larry Zonka.
15:01Like a different time.
15:03No.
15:04I would go with.
15:05If I compare Larry Zonka to All-Star.
15:08Same body build.
15:09You can't take a little scat back and say.
15:11He'll.
15:12Larry Zonka.
15:15You're.
15:16You know what?
15:17You're searching right now.
15:19You're an ostrich, dude.
15:20Ostrich?
15:21You're an ostrich.
15:21You bury your head in the sand on this stuff.
15:22I call you an ostrich, but you got no neck.
15:24Okay.
15:24You're really proud of that one.
15:28Like that's such a minus one.
15:29It's like.
15:30You had nothing there.
15:32Minus one.
15:33You got no neck.
15:35Oh, yeah.
15:36told me there's Jameer ribs.
15:48There's a great.
15:48There's a great concession stand item for them.
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