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00:00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well ladies and
00:00:15gentlemen continuing my awesome journey of one foot in the grave with the homies victor and
00:00:19margaret what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find
00:00:23out but ladies and gentlemen whether you're new or recurrent snacks is not included damn it you
00:00:27gotta bring your own don't forget to like come subscribe it's free to do helps out the channel
00:00:31tremendously thank you to those who do those things and shout out to the patreons as well
00:00:34thanks so much thank you everyone who supports the channel appreciate y'all let's get it
00:00:38snacks not included let's freaking go
00:00:57so
00:01:04dear iris i hope you're all well
00:01:34and that life is treating everyone kindly in your part of the world as usual we've had our
00:01:41share of misfortunes this end not least the sudden death of your auntie ursula which i hardly need to
00:01:49say came as a terrible blow to us all in fact i don't imagine any of us could possibly have foreseen
00:01:58the utter nightmare that was about to take hold of our lives that night three weeks ago as we prepared
00:02:04to celebrate our 37th wedding anniversary
00:02:08to begin with the day had been unusually calm victor had got himself some part-time work doing odd jobs on a farm
00:02:18just outside town and i'd been out shopping with some friends but by six o'clock that evening
00:02:25trouble was already brewing
00:02:28Mike sorry i'm late
00:02:35you have a good time at the farm
00:02:39if you go plodding about a cloud field all day looking for a wedding ring a good time
00:02:45yes my spine feels like one of uri geller's teaspoons
00:02:50four days of the trotties had me out there now looking for that thing
00:02:57since he reckons it came off when he was planting his barley
00:03:02i'll be seeing earthworms in my egg fried rice tonight
00:03:12i know i do
00:03:15but first i'm going to have a nice hot redox bath
00:03:21don't go upstairs
00:03:23i've been slopping up and down a wet cornfield for eight hours knee deep in muck and manure
00:03:30i've probably got bindweed growing out of my bottom
00:03:34if i don't have a bath now
00:03:37what's wrong
00:03:39market
00:03:40what's happened up there
00:03:42you remember those teenagers you had an argument with the other morning outside the pet shop
00:03:47the ones playing ten pin bowling with some garden gnomes and a tortoise
00:03:51little yubs
00:03:53and no one else had the nerve to say a dicky bird
00:03:56well they certainly got a piece of my mind
00:03:58they haven't been here have they in this house
00:04:03i went out the front this afternoon and i must have forgotten to lock the back door
00:04:07because when i came back
00:04:08there were
00:04:09uh-oh
00:04:10uh-oh
00:04:11not good
00:04:14oh god
00:04:20what's going on brother
00:04:28no no no no i can't possibly agree
00:04:31of course a high level of toxicity would make the pathology conclusive obviously
00:04:36the hepatic culture would be essentially redundant
00:04:39if you're looking at a liver the size of an orthopedic mattress
00:04:42that's not subjectivity
00:04:44it's empirically suggestive
00:04:46come on victor
00:04:46you say it might rain tomorrow
00:04:49make it mucky on the farm for you again
00:04:53yeah
00:04:53i suppose that wedding ring must be important to him to have you out there every day hunting for it like that
00:05:00i'm lucky he doesn't think he'd come up inside a cow and i'd be up to my own
00:05:04absolutely not
00:05:06so the histology supports the hypothesis of course
00:05:09but that's not to say conclusions can't be reached intuitively as well as intellectually
00:05:15i mean do you hear what i'm saying
00:05:17i was your outing with mrs war boys
00:05:22you bang up marks and spencers between you
00:05:25yes it was a bit of an afternoon i meant to say
00:05:28we went for a coffee afterwards and met a witch
00:05:31he did get on with his things
00:05:34a witch?
00:05:35yes you probably know him mr dimkins who serves in the sweet shop
00:05:39the man who's serving my barley sugars
00:05:43who told you he was a witch?
00:05:44he did
00:05:45and he had the head of a dead cockerel in his briefcase he showed it to us
00:05:49he got chatting and he went through the tarot cards for us
00:05:52he said i was going to have a long and peaceful life
00:05:54and you were going to be visited by a plague of devils
00:06:00a plague of devils?
00:06:03what did he mean by that?
00:06:05something horrible and nasty was how i took it
00:06:08like the wrath of lucifer
00:06:09wrath of lucifer?
00:06:11it's just a bit of fun
00:06:13how would he know you're going to come to a sudden untimely end?
00:06:17eat your seaweed
00:06:17did you see that?
00:06:21a sudden and untimely end
00:06:25the things that people come out with
00:06:27i don't know how you're expected
00:06:29well i can well recall when i was an intern in tallahassee
00:06:32that there was a woman i think she worked in real estate
00:06:35who while blowing up a balloon
00:06:37drew too large a breath and inhaled the balloon
00:06:40so it became flogged in her windpipe
00:06:43and every time she tried to speak
00:06:45that the balloon would go in and out
00:06:47like that
00:06:47yes
00:06:48a frog which in turn made her hyperventilate
00:06:51and causing it to be misdiagnosed as a goiter
00:06:55conversely i want autopsy to hyperthyroid
00:06:59but what i didn't know
00:07:01oh that's funny i thought for a minute this paper pot had been bunked
00:07:05and wired up to a hundred watt pa system
00:07:07i came here tonight for a quiet meal with my wife
00:07:10so will you please do our eardrums a favor and everyone else's
00:07:13and keep your bloody voice down
00:07:17tell him bro
00:07:20oh no he got his ass kicked
00:07:31i think i can still see a bit of chopstick up your nose
00:07:40i don't wonder people turn violent the way you can
00:07:43hang on
00:07:43look at this
00:07:45you've got half a set meal for two danny streuser
00:07:49can't we go anything
00:07:53without it's turning into world war three
00:07:56wow
00:07:59oh my goodness
00:08:02anyone hungry
00:08:09i don't look for it margaret
00:08:13i don't look for it
00:08:21it's everywhere you go
00:08:22like it's a lompage
00:08:23not exactly hard to see where it comes from
00:08:32when you've got a government with all the compassion of a hemorrhoid
00:08:37prime minister looks as if someone's forgotten to plug them in
00:08:40yes
00:08:43well thanks for letting us know
00:08:46oh we will
00:08:47yes
00:08:48bye
00:08:49bye
00:08:58i'll see you to it in the morning
00:09:07who was that more bad news
00:09:10cousin ursula's died
00:09:13our solicitor tried to ring up while we were out apparently
00:09:16poor old soul
00:09:18should go peacefully
00:09:19struck by lightning at the end of telly addicts
00:09:21last night in that big storm she'd just gone to the fridge to get an egg out for a tea and that's when it hit her
00:09:30straight through the fan light
00:09:31oh shit
00:09:32niva came in and found her flat on her back with the egg frying on her forehead
00:09:36well everything in that big house of hers out in the country to sort out now
00:09:46i suppose it'll be down to us she didn't have any other close relatives
00:09:49i suppose
00:09:50oh what about you know who he can't stay there on his own now
00:09:55what do you mean
00:09:59oh my god
00:10:02edwin
00:10:06well there's something you don't see every day
00:10:08someone's gone and nailed claude monet's painting the water lilies to a large post in our front garden
00:10:14you know that's not a lie
00:10:16something even more beautiful it's an estate agent's board with the word soul along the bottom
00:10:22wonder if we should take it with us to our new home
00:10:25have it framed and placed above the mantelpiece as a reminder that you should never give up hope
00:10:30how did this come from
00:10:36small stress-relieving device
00:10:38silly i know but he's been a good friend to me over the years
00:10:40amazing to think that in four days time i may never need it again
00:10:44and the words victor meldrew will be forever consigned to the pages of history
00:10:48like the black death
00:10:50jeez lord is that the time i better move
00:10:52still can't get used to actually going in every day after all these years to a real office with
00:10:57your own secretary with an expense account and a pension scheme and your own secretary
00:11:03big fan of ronald coleman is she
00:11:05who
00:11:09whatever her name is christine
00:11:12where are we taking out for lunch today somewhere nice i expect we'll have a quick bite in the pub as usual
00:11:22really i didn't think she was old enough to go in pubs
00:11:27there's no rush with all this packing you know we've got till friday
00:11:29well then i'll see you tonight then it's possible
00:11:36well then it's possible
00:11:49please
00:11:49please
00:11:50like
00:11:50please
00:11:51please
00:11:52please
00:11:55I
00:12:04Haven't you found it yet
00:12:08The farmers wedding ring
00:12:11No, not yet. No, and you won't either. He's not married
00:12:16What do you mean he's not married what are you talking about
00:12:26You're the first one he's had this month all the others twigged it after three days
00:12:31We didn't wait what for goodness sakes you work it out
00:12:40Don't just watch off like that. Come back here. Do you hear me and tell me what it is. I suppose don't wait
00:12:46I open the larder door. He's only sitting in there like in Rodan's thinker on a bag of potatoes
00:12:54Nightmare, I can't tell you how much I'm looking for to Saturday my first taste of freedom
00:13:01Mr. Trench, can we talk somewhere?
00:13:09This is gonna sound so naff and girly
00:13:12It's just that when I feel strongly about a person. I'm not gonna let them go whatever happens
00:13:16Right
00:13:18I mean, I know you're a married man, and I'm living with this bloke. I think I told you about him Melvin works at the ball bearing
00:13:26Well, he's been seeing other women
00:13:28And I mean, I've got needs and emotions as well and I
00:13:33Can't say it you're gonna think I'm being so stupid
00:13:36No, no don't be silly
00:13:38I told him that you and I were sleeping together in the stationery cupboard
00:13:46Whoa
00:13:47Well, not sleeping, you know, having it off
00:13:52Having it off
00:13:54Having it off
00:13:55Having it off
00:13:56Having it off
00:13:57And the stationery cupboard
00:13:58How could you do that?
00:14:00Well, spread some jiffy bags on the floor and leave it in time
00:14:03No, I mean, how could you lie to him like that?
00:14:07Lie to him like that
00:14:09Oh, no
00:14:10Oh, it's insane
00:14:11I mean, someone your age
00:14:12Sick
00:14:13I know
00:14:14I just want to make him jealous
00:14:16To show him I couldn't be taken for granted
00:14:18Oh, never thought he'd take it that seriously
00:14:21I mean, to say he was gonna kill you
00:14:23Like it?
00:14:24Whoa!
00:14:25What?
00:14:26He's all mouth in, don't worry
00:14:27He's never killed anybody in his life
00:14:29Huh
00:14:31Good
00:14:32Not killed them, exactly
00:14:34I mean, he was never really that violent before they put him away
00:14:38You see, that's the trouble with prisons
00:14:39You learn bad habits
00:14:40Obviously, I've told him it was all just a wind-up
00:14:43But he won't believe me
00:14:44He's got it all locked inside there now
00:14:46As far as he's concerned, you're dead
00:14:49She's dangerous
00:14:51I've made a bit of a mess of things, haven't I?
00:14:53Anyway
00:14:55Look
00:14:56Thanks for the drink
00:14:58And, um
00:14:59Well, I'll see you around me
00:15:02I'm in danger
00:15:04She's trouble
00:15:09Okay
00:15:13Well, thanks very much indeed
00:15:15Bye
00:15:18Afternoon
00:15:19I wondered if you could do anything with this
00:15:22There's no way it's gonna survive the move
00:15:24So I thought perhaps your magic touch
00:15:26You might be able to coax some life back into it
00:15:29Well, I'll give it a go
00:15:31Thanks very much
00:15:35Are you all set now then?
00:15:37Getting there, slowly but surely
00:15:39It's unpacking it all the other end I'm dreading
00:15:41Well
00:15:42No, I said I'd come over and give you a hand
00:15:44Are you sure?
00:15:45Because Patrick will be as much use as a glass buttock
00:15:49That'll be a godsend
00:15:52Are you alright?
00:15:53You're looking a bit fretty
00:15:55Well, I've just been talking to a witch
00:15:59But not that bloke at the sweet shop
00:16:01Who put sticks of licorice out in the sign of the pentagram
00:16:05He told me yesterday
00:16:07That I was going to live a long and peaceful life
00:16:10And Victor was going to come to a sudden untimely end
00:16:12Well, I mean, I know it's all twaddle but
00:16:17Well, I just rang him up and said could he be more specific?
00:16:22And he said under no circumstances should Victor go on any long journeys this weekend
00:16:27Because that's when it would happen
00:16:32Oh, he's so flabby
00:16:34He's not going on any long journeys is he?
00:16:39Why
00:16:41Well, he did talk about driving up to my cousin Ursula's in the country on Saturday
00:16:46You remember the one who just died?
00:16:48I've got a whole house full of junk up there to dispose of now somehow or other
00:16:52All her documents and her paperwork to sort through
00:16:55Not to mention the dreaded Edwin
00:16:59Who's Edwin?
00:17:01Can you credit it?
00:17:03I mean, can you begin to credit it?
00:17:09You're back, Andy, did he give you the afternoon off?
00:17:12Toffee knows Farmer, I'll give him the afternoon off
00:17:15I mean, you're employed as an odd job man
00:17:17And you expect the jobs to be a bit odd, but not that
00:17:21Five days out there, tripsing up and down that field
00:17:24Thinking I was looking for a wedding ring
00:17:27Do you know what it was all about?
00:17:29He was only using me as a scarecrow
00:17:35I don't want the tractor drivers to tell me in the end
00:17:39Apparently the wooden ones are no good anymore
00:17:43The birds just perch in the arm
00:17:48That's why he put me in this big white coat if you please
00:17:52To make sure that I be seen by the rooks
00:17:54I mean, that has to be my best career move yet, doesn't it?
00:18:08Doesn't it?
00:18:11I always knew that degree course I took at Wurzel Gummidge College Cambridge
00:18:14It's here in Chile
00:18:17Yes?
00:18:21Stay quiet
00:18:25Let's go
00:18:30Let's go
00:18:31Let's go
00:18:32Let's go
00:18:34Let's go
00:18:38Cold word, scarecrow
00:18:39Cold word, scarecrow
00:19:014291
00:19:03Yes?
00:19:04Oh, well you nearly didn't
00:19:06Gone outside and found the zip in these trousers are gone
00:19:09So I've come back
00:19:11Yes, I've got the keys
00:19:12Thought I'd pop into time for a bit of food first
00:19:14Tie me over in case there's nothing in the fridge when I get there
00:19:17So, where did you say you were going after you've made your hair done?
00:19:21Ah yes, you said
00:19:23Well, their removal van's just arriving actually
00:19:25So, I expect that there'll be a
00:19:28Oh, for crying out loud
00:19:33What?
00:19:35I'll tell you what's the matter now
00:19:36Those yops who were in here the other night
00:19:38They've only been at my trousers
00:19:41You know what this'll be?
00:19:43Because I made that remark about the tears in their jeans
00:19:47Bastards
00:19:50Oh, there's someone at the door now
00:19:53Coming!
00:19:55You say, come in
00:19:57Oh, shit
00:20:05This can't be right, can it?
00:20:0819 Riverbank
00:20:09No, I'm happy at my own
00:20:10I just wondered if you'd change your mind about Monday
00:20:11No, I'm happy at my own
00:20:12I just wondered if you'd change your mind about Monday
00:20:15What?
00:20:16What?
00:20:17What?
00:20:18What?
00:20:19What?
00:20:20What?
00:20:29What?
00:20:30No I'm happy at my own. I just wondered if you'd change your mind about Monday.
00:20:39I'm off now then. I'll see you when I get back.
00:20:58Okie doke, and one day you're going to run for the beginning to wash up out there. I will!
00:21:23What's in the name of hell do you think you're going to?
00:21:27Who am I, wearing a bloody transport cafe in the bedroom?
00:21:31I'm going to come in and put some daddy's sauce in the dressing table.
00:21:34Go on, get out the pair of you for crying out loud.
00:21:38Get your bed outside, constantly grittly.
00:21:41Well you've got the wrong address, haven't you?
00:21:43It's next door you want, number 17.
00:21:46Are you quite finished using my house as a multi-storey ashtray?
00:21:49Why do I get the thing is going to be one of those days?
00:21:58I suppose it might just be bluster, but you never know with some people.
00:22:03I wonder if these brussels will be alright when they get there.
00:22:07I mean you'll be sent to prison for violent crime.
00:22:10I don't know what the man's capable of.
00:22:12Or should I just throw them away now and be done with it?
00:22:15Are you listening to me?
00:22:17I've just been issued with a fatwa by my secretary's psychopathic boyfriend
00:22:21and all you're worried about is a bag of sprouts.
00:22:23Well, perhaps that will teach you to be more careful where you dip your wick in future.
00:22:32Well, are you going into town today for my shopping or not?
00:22:38Dip my wick, what are you talking about?
00:22:42Morning, we're all packed up for you, ready to go.
00:22:44The curtains are staying and so's the cooker.
00:22:47Part of the night's all yours.
00:22:49What about your husband?
00:22:50Are you taking him as well?
00:22:51Only if you've got room.
00:22:53You're going to teach us for the frying crammies.
00:22:57Look, we have you drinks together.
00:22:59Now, you've got the new address.
00:23:01And I think we said £475, didn't we?
00:23:05Did you hear me? Nothing happened.
00:23:07Why can't you get that into your skull?
00:23:09Patrick, I could smell her perfume on your breath.
00:23:14Smell her per...
00:23:20Utley has shot away to buggery.
00:23:23I can't talk to her anymore.
00:23:27I like people like this.
00:23:28You thought that bloke next door was an head case?
00:23:32Like a water supply.
00:23:36Looks like batshit crazy.
00:23:37Wow.
00:23:38Doodoo.
00:23:39Doodoo.
00:23:40Doodoo.
00:23:41Doodoo.
00:23:42Doodoo.
00:23:43Doodoo.
00:23:44Doodoo.
00:23:45Doodoo.
00:24:02Doodoo.
00:24:03Hey, you're best friend.
00:24:27The big day for you today, then.
00:24:29Well, I expect we'll be bumping into each other again from time to time.
00:24:36Who can tell, Mr. Mildred?
00:24:38Oh, my God! Isn't that bloody typical!
00:24:50I left my bottle of whiskey at the checkout.
00:24:54Anyway, good luck with it all.
00:24:57Yes. Yes, thank you very much.
00:25:00I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:03I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:06I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:09I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:12I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:15I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:18I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:20I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:23I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:25I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:27I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:29I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:30I got the giggles today. Loving it.
00:25:31I'm going crazy.
00:25:53Oh, shit!
00:25:54About screaming.
00:25:59You must be Melvin.
00:26:01And you must be Patrick.
00:26:05I never touched her, I swear to God. Look, she just made all that up.
00:26:08Are you calling my girlfriend a liar?
00:26:11Not in a substantive sense, necessarily, but it's just we didn't do anything.
00:26:15I mean, nothing happened.
00:26:16You'd love me to believe that, wouldn't you?
00:26:18Look...
00:26:19In the boat.
00:26:20What?
00:26:21A bit less public.
00:26:25Now, do it.
00:26:26What's...
00:26:27Get in.
00:26:28No, but...
00:26:29You don't understand.
00:26:30One more word, and you fill it in.
00:26:32You don't understand, this isn't...
00:26:34It's good, guys.
00:26:35Come here.
00:26:36I'm not just rinsing, I guess.
00:26:38You don't understand...
00:26:40You're giving me a bullet.
00:26:42A nice thing of my двух двух coveringers,
00:26:44are parents of the line...
00:26:45Everybody.
00:26:46You're burning behind thisência.
00:26:48Those aren't really caring for them.
00:26:49But here's a break and rot.
00:26:50Do different things.
00:26:51You don't serve y pronels?
00:26:53To all 위vian here and discover them to me.
00:26:54Please Smile!
00:26:55I'm going to try and win this au.
00:26:56We need to try and win this together.
00:26:57At the West Coast, after the win,
00:26:58For ful, tourists Hurry,
00:27:00He's a good guy.
00:27:19That was shit.
00:27:30I'm telling you, make one noise, it will be your last.
00:27:48I'm telling you, make one noise, it will be your last.
00:28:03I'm telling you, make one noise, it will be your last.
00:28:10I'm telling you, make one noise, it will be your last.
00:28:17Yes!
00:28:31Well, that's the limit, isn't it?
00:28:50Taking the lavatory seat with you.
00:28:53I wonder they've left a light bulb.
00:28:56Some people.
00:28:58And did you read this?
00:29:00Welcome to your new home.
00:29:02Don't worry about the holes in the back garden.
00:29:05That's where we dug up the daffodil bulbs.
00:29:07Also, have taken the brass number 16 off the front door,
00:29:12as our new address is 91 and we can use it again.
00:29:16P.S.
00:29:19The gas fire in the lounge will light at the 23rd attempt.
00:29:23Well, I think we'd better give it a try, don't you?
00:29:28It's got very nippy all of a sudden.
00:29:30Yes.
00:29:32It's trying to snow already, look.
00:29:35They said it'd turn now, steer around lunchtime.
00:29:38Especially up north.
00:29:40Isn't that where Victor's gone?
00:29:44Oh, come on.
00:29:49Come on.
00:29:50You're here somewhere, I know you are.
00:29:53Where the bloody hell's that town gone to?
00:29:58You bastard!
00:30:13You killed me in the bloody road!
00:30:17The bloody road!
00:30:24Only half a mile to go as well.
00:30:26I mean, I just do not...
00:30:47This is great.
00:30:53This is great.
00:31:02What the hell are you doing?
00:31:05Oh, God.
00:31:08What the hell are you doing in there?
00:31:10Don't ask.
00:31:12Don't ask?
00:31:14I'm 75 miles from home in the middle of nowhere,
00:31:18and you'll leave under the foot
00:31:19and start squirting at me with toilet freshener.
00:31:22I think I'll go into some explanation.
00:31:25Someone thinks I'm having an affair with his girlfriend.
00:31:29He thought this was my car, so he made me get in.
00:31:32Naturally, I thought he brought me up here to...
00:31:35God, I can't even breathe.
00:31:37Well, can you walk?
00:31:40To where?
00:31:41That place up there.
00:31:43It belongs to Margaret's cousin who's just died.
00:31:46I come up to sort through all the stuff to...
00:31:48Look.
00:31:49The sooner we get inside and out of all this, the better.
00:31:52You go on.
00:31:53I'll catch you up.
00:31:56Here.
00:32:13Oh!
00:32:14By the way!
00:32:15What?
00:32:16Watch out in this field!
00:32:19I seem to remember that there's a...
00:32:22Oh!
00:32:27Whoops!
00:32:28Whoops!
00:32:29You were a long time.
00:32:33Did you get through?
00:32:34Apparently the van broke down on the ring road.
00:32:38Flat battery or something.
00:32:40Said somebody's working on it and hopefully they'll be here within the hour.
00:32:44Oh!
00:32:47So...
00:32:48Still no sign of Patrick then?
00:32:51He only went into town for a few odds and ends.
00:32:55What's happening to everyone this afternoon?
00:32:58There's only heating in this place.
00:32:59I think I was warmer in the...
00:33:00Oh, God!
00:33:01What is it?
00:33:02Behind you.
00:33:03Sorry?
00:33:04On the wall behind you, Mr Meldrew.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06You mean this painting of a...
00:33:07Don't even say the word.
00:33:08What?
00:33:09Please.
00:33:10What?
00:33:11Spider!
00:33:14Thank you very much indeed.
00:33:15It's one of Ursula's wildlife studies.
00:33:16She was always into her natural history and of course he was a great outdoors man.
00:33:33Fishing, rock climbing, mountaineering.
00:33:36Are you alright?
00:33:37I can't look at them.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:39I can't even think about them.
00:33:42It's been the same all my life.
00:33:44Oh dear.
00:33:46But...
00:33:47Do you mean like in that film, Arachnophobia?
00:33:52Did you ever see that?
00:33:57Yes.
00:33:58I'm hardly...
00:33:59I'm hardly likely suffering from a pathological fear of spiders to have gone to see a film called
00:34:04Arachnophobia.
00:34:05I might, Mr Meldrew.
00:34:06Any more than a man with hay fever would stuff a dandelion up his nose.
00:34:11I suppose not.
00:34:13But I'll just put it down here, out of the way.
00:34:16Good fun too.
00:34:17The kids have been throwing stones at the windows.
00:34:29I'll see if I can find a shovel or something.
00:34:31Good boy.
00:34:32Oh my God.
00:34:44Where have you got to?
00:34:46Adrian.
00:34:47Adrian.
00:34:48Adrian.
00:34:49Adrian.
00:34:50Oh, poor.
00:34:51Oof.
00:34:52Oof.
00:34:53Oh my God.
00:34:54Where have you got to?
00:34:55Adrian.
00:34:56Adrian.
00:34:57Adrian.
00:34:58Oh, poor.
00:34:59Oof.
00:35:00It's, um...
00:35:01What's her name?
00:35:02Ursula.
00:35:03You say she lived here on her own?
00:35:04Hmm?
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:06Oh.
00:35:07Since her husband died, Walter, about two years ago.
00:35:08Oh, poor.
00:35:09Oh, poor.
00:35:10Oof.
00:35:11It's, um...
00:35:12What's her name?
00:35:13Ursula.
00:35:14You say she lived here on her own?
00:35:15Hmm?
00:35:16Oh.
00:35:17Since her husband died, Walter, about two years ago.
00:35:20Oh.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24Oh.
00:35:25Oh.
00:35:26Oh.
00:35:27Oh.
00:35:28Oh.
00:35:29Oh.
00:35:30Oh.
00:35:31Oh.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:37Oh.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:40Oh.
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:42Oh.
00:35:43Oh.
00:35:44Oh.
00:35:45Oh.
00:35:46Oh.
00:35:47Oh.
00:35:48Oh.
00:35:49Oh.
00:35:50Oh.
00:35:51Oh.
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:53Oh.
00:35:54Oh.
00:35:55Oh.
00:35:56Oh.
00:35:57Oh.
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59Oh.
00:36:00Oh.
00:36:01Oh.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03Oh.
00:36:04Oh.
00:36:05God almighty.
00:36:22Oh, my God.
00:36:24God.
00:36:54Can I come in?
00:36:57Do you have to go there second?
00:36:59Mr Meldew, there's already enough permafrost in my underpants to keep a leg of lamb fresh for a month.
00:37:05And standing by a laboratory passing icicles does not come high on my list of favourite sensations, sir.
00:37:10It's out of order.
00:37:11What?
00:37:12The pipe must have frozen or something. It won't flush.
00:37:16Why don't you use the one downstairs and I'll get a bath running.
00:37:24That's so good.
00:37:26I can't spend time o'clock and I'm out, but I will touch it.
00:37:29Can I get a bath on your bed?
00:37:31Yeah, the size of the bed will be packed.
00:37:34I'm going to bias a half hours of getting on the bed.
00:37:37I'm going to bias a little bit and cut off like a really good day.
00:37:39If you don't work, I can easily fix it.
00:37:41I'm going to bias a little bit and I will be glad to break it down my head.
00:37:45I can't wait to do something.
00:37:49That's a little bit.
00:37:51I'm going to bias the blusciousness.
00:37:53Oh, my God.
00:38:23Oh, well, it's curiosity.
00:38:32The address is 16 Gallipoli Gardens, yes.
00:38:37Yes, if you could tell her that I spent the morning in the boot of a car inhaling a rancid
00:38:42Wellington, and the afternoon up to my ears in a frozen duck pond, that I'm now in a deserted
00:38:48old house with a madman who, actually just say madman, she'll know who it is, and that
00:38:53it's currently snowing in the sitting room.
00:38:56That reminds everything's fine, and I'll talk to her soon.
00:39:00I'd appreciate that.
00:39:01Goodbye.
00:39:23Well, it must have been more tired than I thought.
00:39:34I got out of that bath and fell fast asleep on the bed.
00:39:37So I noticed.
00:39:39I take it was you that made that towel in there all soaking wet.
00:39:43Did you ever use a flannel at home?
00:39:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:46Well, you get the worst of the water off first with your flannel and wring it all out.
00:39:50Then you use the towel to dab off the final drops.
00:39:54It's a well-known fact.
00:39:56Is it?
00:39:57And there was me with this cockeyed notion that the towel was for drying yourself with.
00:40:02There you buy this mince, do you?
00:40:03What's wrong with it?
00:40:04It's extra lean.
00:40:06You can get super lean now at Tesco's.
00:40:08This is 10% fat.
00:40:10Super lean's only 5%.
00:40:11It's a perfectly good mince.
00:40:14It's the one I always use.
00:40:15Well.
00:40:16If you want a job, you can start with those onions.
00:40:20How many?
00:40:21Two should be enough.
00:40:23And use a rubber gloves.
00:40:25Don't chop up onions with your bare hands, surely to goodness.
00:40:29Why not?
00:40:30Why not?
00:40:32Because in three weeks' time when you pick your nose, you'll still be able to smell them on your fingers.
00:40:36Don't you know anything about cooking?
00:40:39I know.
00:40:39Just chop an onion.
00:40:40Thank you very much.
00:40:41Go easy in those crisps.
00:40:45On the look of it out there, I could be stuck here for weeks.
00:40:48Well, thanks ever so much for letting us know.
00:40:51Bye.
00:40:53Well, that's a relief anyway.
00:40:55At least you know he's safe and sound.
00:40:57And he found your car.
00:40:59We can go and pick that up once the others have got here.
00:41:01For goodness sake.
00:41:03How long does it take to change a battery?
00:41:05What's that?
00:41:06I just came through the door.
00:41:07Oh, it's to you.
00:41:15Dear Mrs. Mildrew, enclosed, please find £475 as agreed in cash settlement, with compliments Tunstall and Gridley.
00:41:24When the van came this morning, you did...
00:41:40Oh, no.
00:41:44I'm going to move these two here, and these two here.
00:41:59Hmm.
00:42:00Hmm.
00:42:01All right.
00:42:05Five and one.
00:42:08Hmm.
00:42:10Tricky.
00:42:11It is tricky.
00:42:11You know, it's a bit nice that we've had this little bit of time together, don't you think?
00:42:19In the end, I was just saying to Margaret yesterday, I'm going to miss Patrick and Papa.
00:42:26Patrick and...
00:42:27What is it?
00:42:28Patrick and Papa.
00:42:29That's right.
00:42:30Patrick and Peter.
00:42:31Sounds like a Hungarian sandwich, if you ask me.
00:42:44Shit face, let's go.
00:42:48It is the wrong.
00:42:52I get it.
00:42:55Bond and baby.
00:42:56Hello.
00:43:01Yes, yes, he's right here beside me at this very minute.
00:43:05How's the weather at your end?
00:43:06Never mind the bloody weather.
00:43:08Do I gather that two removal men called round our house this morning,
00:43:13and you sent them next door because they've got the wrong address?
00:43:16Don't remind me.
00:43:18There was another cock-up Narraloo averted.
00:43:21If ever there was one.
00:43:23It wasn't a cock-up.
00:43:24What?
00:43:26They'd got the right address.
00:43:29They weren't removal men.
00:43:32They were the people I rang up about Ursula's house.
00:43:36Don't you remember?
00:43:38I got them out of Yellow Pages the other morning.
00:43:40Tungstall and Gridley.
00:43:42They were a house clearance firm.
00:43:47A house?
00:43:51Whoops.
00:43:52I didn't go into details at the time.
00:43:55They were a bit busy.
00:43:56They said they would call round one day this week
00:43:58to see exactly what needed to be...
00:44:01Whoa!
00:44:04The removal van has been stuck on the ring road all morning.
00:44:09What else were Patrick and Pippa supposed to think
00:44:11when those two bloody cowboys turned up?
00:44:13All we've got is a mobile number which isn't working.
00:44:18So now we can't get hold of them for love and our money.
00:44:20They could be anywhere.
00:44:22Right.
00:44:26Well, I'll...
00:44:27Will you?
00:44:28Yes.
00:44:28OK.
00:44:29Well, thanks for ringing then.
00:44:31Bye.
00:44:34Everything fine back at base camp?
00:44:36Hmm?
00:44:37Well, there's been a slight hiccup, evidently,
00:44:41on your removal operation.
00:44:44It appears that due to an error on my part,
00:44:48the men who came to your house this morning
00:44:51weren't, in fact, removal men after all.
00:44:55They were for one of those house clearance places,
00:44:59of all things.
00:45:04And they've taken your furniture away
00:45:06to be sold in a junk shop.
00:45:09Nobody seems to know quite where, unfortunately.
00:45:24So, um, whose go is it?
00:45:27Is it yours or mine?
00:45:28Ooh!
00:45:39You're sure you shouldn't stay over?
00:45:48Just till the morning.
00:45:49The way those roads were, coming up.
00:45:52Thank you, no.
00:45:53If necessary, we'll find a hotel.
00:45:55You're very welcome to the big bedroom up there.
00:45:58Mr. Meldry, on balance,
00:45:59I'd rather stick my head up an elephant.
00:46:06It's going so well.
00:46:09Ah, furniture.
00:46:29I remember that.
00:46:31How are you feeling now, anyway?
00:46:33I'm feeling a damn sight better
00:46:34once we've got in touch with the people in the vault.
00:46:36Hi!
00:46:37Can I help you at all?
00:46:38This is a hotel, is it?
00:46:42It most certainly is.
00:46:43My name's Lorna.
00:46:44What can I do with you?
00:46:45So, just let me close this.
00:46:49I can hear ourselves think.
00:46:52We've got a private function on tonight.
00:46:54People come here for a good time,
00:46:56and we make sure they get one.
00:46:58Now you want to...
00:46:59Um, well, all I want to say to have free
00:47:02is the honeymoon suite.
00:47:04Oh.
00:47:06That would be nice, wouldn't it?
00:47:08Yes?
00:47:09It is a bit special.
00:47:11And you, like a couple who'd make the most of it.
00:47:15I'm sorry.
00:47:16I'm being a bit naughty.
00:47:18Not necessarily.
00:47:20How much is it?
00:47:22Well, let me see if I can work you out
00:47:23at a special rate.
00:47:24This is a bit good.
00:47:31For 50 quid?
00:47:33It's romantic, really.
00:47:37I wonder if we ought to make it two nights.
00:47:39I might not have any option.
00:47:40Oh, you know what the police said?
00:47:44They're hardly going to do anything
00:47:45with our stuff on a Sunday.
00:47:48I'm sure they'll track it all down
00:47:49in a couple of...
00:47:51Ooh.
00:47:54Ooh.
00:47:56Look at this.
00:48:00To enhance your enjoyment,
00:48:03anything else you need is under the pillow.
00:48:07Hello.
00:48:08God, they have thought of everything.
00:48:10Ricky, tonight...
00:48:13Patrick, I know I've been a pain
00:48:15these last few weeks.
00:48:18It'd be nice if tonight we could, um,
00:48:20make up for all that.
00:48:22As far as I'm concerned,
00:48:23you could even keep that ridiculous-looking...
00:48:25Yes?
00:48:30Come here.
00:48:32Jaxi music.
00:48:33Jaxi music.
00:48:40I think we're going to need some eyes.
00:48:51It'd be two things.
00:48:52Jaxi music.
00:49:11Oh, I'm so dear.
00:49:22Don't worry about it.
00:49:24Everyone's cool tonight.
00:49:26Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
00:49:28You're going to miss all the action.
00:49:30Looks like being a good one, Lorna said.
00:49:32I don't know where they're from.
00:49:33Last-minute arrivals or something.
00:49:39Holy shit!
00:49:41Oh, my God.
00:49:45Wow.
00:49:48Is this real life?
00:49:53They got a show.
00:49:57Wow.
00:50:04Wow.
00:50:05I'm speechless.
00:50:18What the fuck?
00:50:21We were wondering if the bed was still going.
00:50:33I'm going to take a couple of Valium tonight and to hell with it.
00:50:36Toiletary back in the back seat.
00:50:42I'll have the rest of the bottle.
00:50:48Are they okay?
00:50:50I think so.
00:50:50Well, the things that go on in some of these hotels.
00:50:54I don't know the part of it.
00:50:56Well, if you're talking about a plague of devils, that man certainly had his share this weekend.
00:51:00God knows what he'd have done if he'd known there was a live bird-eating spider on the premises.
00:51:05I just hope you blocked up that tank properly when you put him back in.
00:51:10What if he manages to squeeze his way out again somehow?
00:51:13I'll stop worrying and go to sleep.
00:51:18Oh.
00:51:25Oh, no.
00:51:34Oh, shit.
00:51:35Look, I told you nothing happened with me and Christine.
00:51:52You are dead, mate.
00:51:53Why won't you believe me?
00:51:54We never did anything.
00:51:56God.
00:51:57What's up in there now?
00:51:59I promise you.
00:52:00This business is his secretary.
00:52:01I thought they'd got it all sorted out.
00:52:03Listen to me.
00:52:04I've never laid a finger on her.
00:52:06Please, just try and understand.
00:52:08For the sake of me, leave it and just let them sort it out themselves.
00:52:13Prepare!
00:52:27They're dead.
00:52:28Just as well they have moved and they're going to carry on like this every bloody night.
00:52:34I've got no reason to lie to you.
00:52:36She doesn't even fancy me in the first place.
00:52:38She won't fancy you any place after tonight.
00:52:41Just let them be.
00:52:42It's got nothing to do with us.
00:52:44But it's ridiculous.
00:52:45I mean, what's she doing to them in there?
00:52:47Oh, shit.
00:52:48Shit.
00:52:56Oh, God.
00:52:57No!
00:53:00It's all gone quiet now.
00:53:05Oh, my God.
00:53:08Oh, my God.
00:53:09Oh, my God.
00:53:17Oh, God.
00:53:18It's a door.
00:53:19I think all the keys are the same in this place.
00:53:23I'm being strict.
00:53:33What?
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:53:34Oh, my God.
00:53:35Oh, my God.
00:53:36Oh, my God.
00:53:36I hate you.
00:53:37Oh, my God.
00:53:39Holy shit.
00:53:42What the fuck?
00:53:47What a G.
00:53:54Attack with the shit out of here.
00:53:56Hey, son.
00:53:57Are you coming?
00:53:58Oh, please.
00:54:00Oh, no.
00:54:01Oh, don't let it be.
00:54:03Oh, no.
00:54:03Oh, no.
00:54:10Oh, my God.
00:54:11Come on, for an ambulance.
00:54:18Anyway, Iris, the light will be going soon.
00:54:22And it's starting to get a bit chilly.
00:54:26So I expect I'll finish this later, when I get home.
00:54:31Oh, my God.
00:54:42Oh, my God.
00:54:43Oh, my God.
00:54:50I don't need to...
00:55:20I've been hiding anyone
00:55:25My heart stopped
00:55:29Oh
00:55:34Here's that weird angle again
00:55:37When you think the ball's gonna shoot out of the screen
00:55:39And whack you in the eye
00:55:41There's miniature cameras everywhere in sport now
00:55:46Goal posts, cricket stomps
00:55:48Suppose I've been sticking one up Willie Carson's bottom before long
00:55:52And all the other horses coming up behind him
00:55:55You were a long time in the end
00:55:58Popped down the cemetery to put some flowers on your dad's grave
00:56:02Then I got writing that letter to Iris
00:56:04And time just seemed to slip away
00:56:06Can you tell her about all that business at Ursula's and the witch?
00:56:09Yes
00:56:10Character who said I'd be dead within five days
00:56:12Shot his theory down in flames
00:56:14Because I can't get everything right
00:56:16I've been a long and peaceful life
00:56:21Peaceful enough tonight
00:56:23Yes
00:56:26Oh for the love of Mike, listen to that
00:56:31That bloody snapping noise has started up again now
00:56:34The one that sounds like Indiana Jones inside
00:56:37They said cracking his whip every five seconds
00:56:39Two days after they fixed it
00:56:42I've just about had it
00:56:44Come round here
00:56:46Rest in their soldering irons in your glasses
00:56:49If you ask me, I don't think
00:56:51Hello
00:56:51Is that the service department?
00:56:55I heard that in the background
00:56:57Yes, you can tell it is the bald old beggar with the attitude problem
00:57:00I don't think you have to be in your service department
00:57:04I love that smile
00:57:06Never mind go back to being a scarecrow
00:57:09If you take that to the hospital
00:57:13And all kinds of dating people's equipment
00:57:14We might start to get some
00:57:16Oh shit, I did not want that to end
00:57:19We gotta talk about it
00:57:21This was absolutely fabulous
00:57:25Fantastic
00:57:26Highest of praise that we could get
00:57:28No place like home
00:57:30In the Meldrew's home
00:57:31We're gonna talk about it
00:57:32Thank you so much for hanging out
00:57:34Hopefully you enjoyed it
00:57:35I absolutely loved it
00:57:36Unbelievable
00:57:38Ladies and gentlemen
00:57:40This was stupendous
00:57:43Fab, fabulous, fantastic
00:57:47I gotta say
00:57:49Right now
00:57:50Obviously I haven't watched every episode yet
00:57:53We will at some point
00:57:54But this is in my top 5 right now
00:57:57Ladies and gentlemen
00:57:58Top 5 easily
00:57:59It had a little bit of everything
00:58:02And I know we say it sometimes
00:58:06With longer episodes
00:58:07How they're better than movies
00:58:08This is no exception
00:58:10Ladies and gentlemen
00:58:11You know, glued to my seat
00:58:13I'm thinking the worst possible
00:58:16You know, scenarios early on
00:58:19The ending portion as well
00:58:21You know, cause you know
00:58:22You got Margaret in the grave
00:58:25You know, the close-ups of the
00:58:28How do you say it?
00:58:30You know, the
00:58:31What do you call it?
00:58:32The cemetery
00:58:32Damn, how do you say it?
00:58:36The headstone or whatever
00:58:37So I'm like
00:58:38Damn, this shit is looking kind of grim
00:58:40Because it, you know
00:58:40Zoomed out across
00:58:42Gravestone
00:58:43And
00:58:44You know, you see her
00:58:46Writing
00:58:46We're listening to her
00:58:47You know, thoughts
00:58:48She's narrating it
00:58:49And I'm like
00:58:50What the hell is going on?
00:58:54You know, I jumped the gun
00:58:55Ladies and gentlemen
00:58:56Not only there
00:58:57At the end as well
00:58:58And you know
00:58:59Obviously I think that's all intentional
00:59:01It slipped my mind
00:59:02A lot of things on this episode
00:59:04But I think it
00:59:05Just really
00:59:07Blended in
00:59:08Everything
00:59:09Every sort of emotion
00:59:10That one person could have
00:59:12I think it was
00:59:13Fulfilled in this episode
00:59:15From sadness
00:59:16Laughter
00:59:17You know
00:59:18You know
00:59:19Heart stopping
00:59:19You know
00:59:20Moments here
00:59:21Laugh at
00:59:23You know
00:59:24Like every single emotion
00:59:25That one can have
00:59:26Was fulfilled here
00:59:27Like I literally
00:59:28This shit was a banger
00:59:30Ladies and gentlemen
00:59:31Absolutely certified
00:59:33Banger episode
00:59:35You know
00:59:35Victor
00:59:36And Margaret
00:59:37And Pippa
00:59:38Or Pepper
00:59:38Yeah
00:59:39When my man's just drunk
00:59:41I gotta say
00:59:42There's a couple things
00:59:43That we've been kind of wanting
00:59:45And I think it did well
00:59:47In having it
00:59:49So it's kind of cool
00:59:50That these things
00:59:51That I kind of wanted
00:59:52To happen
00:59:52Happened
00:59:54And I'll say one
00:59:55One of the things
00:59:56That I've wanted to happen
00:59:57For quite some time
00:59:58Was Patrick
01:00:00And
01:00:01You know
01:00:02Victor
01:00:03Kind of having some sort
01:00:05Of a bonding
01:00:05Moment
01:00:06You know
01:00:07Obviously it didn't end well
01:00:09And it got even more
01:00:10Crazier and stuff
01:00:11But
01:00:12Wasn't it such a beautiful
01:00:13Moment in that moment
01:00:14You know
01:00:15Victor was
01:00:16You know
01:00:16Drug
01:00:17You know
01:00:18These guys having a good time
01:00:19I was loving that
01:00:20So that was something
01:00:21Because again
01:00:21You got two guys
01:00:23At odds
01:00:25All the time
01:00:27You know
01:00:27Bickering
01:00:27You know
01:00:28Playing stupid games
01:00:29Against each other
01:00:30You know
01:00:31In the same way
01:00:32You know
01:00:33School kids would do
01:00:34You know
01:00:35So
01:00:35You got two grown ass
01:00:37Adults
01:00:37You know
01:00:38Acting like kids
01:00:39You got the
01:00:40Wudu dolls
01:00:41You know
01:00:41Early on
01:00:42With Victor's
01:00:43And then
01:00:44You know
01:00:44You know
01:00:46Pippa had
01:00:46Freaking Patrick's
01:00:48One there too
01:00:48So that
01:00:49That was crazy
01:00:50This whole
01:00:51Tarot business
01:00:52You know
01:00:53That's a scary
01:00:55Ass
01:00:56Moment there
01:00:57Where you think
01:00:57Some shit
01:00:58Is gonna happen
01:00:59Because that
01:00:59That would put
01:01:00Paranoia in me
01:01:01I'll be looking
01:01:02Over my shoulder
01:01:03I would be
01:01:04You know
01:01:04Nervous or scared
01:01:05So I thought
01:01:07Story wise
01:01:09Again
01:01:09This is a top
01:01:10Five story
01:01:10It just
01:01:12It just had
01:01:13A little bit
01:01:13Of everything
01:01:14Man
01:01:14It was so good
01:01:15You got the
01:01:17Secretary business
01:01:18I gotta say
01:01:19Real quick
01:01:20Might not give
01:01:21Enough praise
01:01:21To Pippa
01:01:22But I think
01:01:23Her performance
01:01:24On this one
01:01:25Was extra special
01:01:26You know
01:01:28She had a little
01:01:29Fight to her
01:01:30Cause
01:01:30You know
01:01:31I
01:01:31Realized that
01:01:32Margaret has
01:01:33Fight to her
01:01:34She has her
01:01:34Little savage side
01:01:35But we've not
01:01:36Really seen
01:01:36That much
01:01:37With Pippa
01:01:38Or that I can
01:01:39Recall off the top
01:01:40Of my head
01:01:40Right now
01:01:41Not to this
01:01:41Extent
01:01:42And seeing her
01:01:43Kind of clap
01:01:44Back
01:01:44At her
01:01:45You know
01:01:46At Patrick
01:01:47Not at her
01:01:48But at Patrick
01:01:49Was good to see
01:01:51It was very humorous
01:01:52It was very funny
01:01:54And in those moments
01:01:55There was gold too
01:01:57You know
01:01:57Even when she was
01:01:58Talking to the guys
01:01:59That you know
01:02:00You think is gonna
01:02:00Be moving
01:02:01In those moments
01:02:02The stuff
01:02:03And they're like
01:02:04Should we bring
01:02:04Your guy too
01:02:05She's like
01:02:05Yeah yeah
01:02:05If you got room
01:02:06And shit
01:02:06Like she was
01:02:07Clapping back
01:02:08In the same way
01:02:09Kind of Margaret
01:02:09And so it was
01:02:11Really cool to see
01:02:12Again like
01:02:13The way we know her
01:02:14Is our
01:02:15As our girl
01:02:16Oh yes
01:02:17You know
01:02:18Donald and Jack Lee
01:02:19Like you know
01:02:20She's forever
01:02:20Gonna be Benny Dorm
01:02:21To me
01:02:22She was one of the
01:02:23Great highlights
01:02:24On here
01:02:25But I think here
01:02:25On this episode
01:02:26Just showed
01:02:27How great she is
01:02:29I still
01:02:30You know
01:02:30I love her to pieces
01:02:31In Benny Dorm
01:02:32That's not gonna change
01:02:33That is by far
01:02:34My favorite
01:02:35You know
01:02:35Seeing her
01:02:37In that show
01:02:38That's my number one
01:02:39From her
01:02:40But I think
01:02:40Man this performance
01:02:41Right here
01:02:42Man it just put
01:02:43Even more respect
01:02:44And more joy
01:02:46And just like
01:02:48To her performance
01:02:48Like I just
01:02:49Absolutely loved it
01:02:50So I just gotta
01:02:51Gotta give credit
01:02:52Where credit is due
01:02:53Fabulous actress here
01:02:55I think she shows
01:02:56Range here
01:02:56I like
01:02:57I loved it
01:02:58I loved it
01:02:58I like when people
01:02:59Have a little flavor
01:03:00To them as far as
01:03:01You know
01:03:01You have a little
01:03:02Spice to yourself
01:03:03You know
01:03:04When you're too
01:03:06Nice 24-7
01:03:08And you see
01:03:08A different side
01:03:09That's what
01:03:10That's what I love
01:03:11To see
01:03:11Because I believe
01:03:12That's in everyone
01:03:13You know
01:03:13You get to
01:03:15Some sort of
01:03:16A breaking point
01:03:17You see a different side
01:03:19Everybody's got
01:03:19A couple different sides
01:03:20It ain't no
01:03:21You know
01:03:21Fifty shades of grey
01:03:22Type shit
01:03:23But you know
01:03:23Everybody's got
01:03:24Different sides
01:03:24To them
01:03:25You know
01:03:26And you know
01:03:27Some are better
01:03:27At you know
01:03:29Keeping more chill
01:03:30Than others
01:03:30And stuff
01:03:31You know
01:03:31I'm Hispanic
01:03:32So you know
01:03:33She can get
01:03:33You know
01:03:34She can get crazy
01:03:35Real quick
01:03:36But you know
01:03:37I do my best
01:03:37To keep it
01:03:39You know
01:03:39Keep it
01:03:39You know
01:03:40More mellow
01:03:41More mellow
01:03:42More chill
01:03:42You know
01:03:43I might rage
01:03:44In games
01:03:44I'm not gonna lie
01:03:45You know
01:03:45I'm playing video games
01:03:47I'm dying a lot
01:03:48I'm like
01:03:48Oh fuck
01:03:49You know
01:03:49I start raging
01:03:50Like a
01:03:50You know
01:03:50Like Victor
01:03:51You know
01:03:51Having his meltdowns
01:03:52Half the time
01:03:53You know
01:03:53That Victor side
01:03:55Comes out
01:03:55On games
01:03:56That you know
01:03:57Might shock people
01:03:58But I think we all
01:03:59Have a little
01:04:00Victor melder in us
01:04:01But
01:04:02Margaret was fabulous
01:04:04Yeah
01:04:06But let's
01:04:06Let me get back
01:04:07Real quick
01:04:07Because we were
01:04:08Going to chime in
01:04:09A little bit
01:04:09On the secretary
01:04:10Business and stuff
01:04:11With people
01:04:11You know
01:04:12Getting a little bit
01:04:13You know
01:04:13Worried
01:04:14Upset
01:04:15You know
01:04:15You could say
01:04:16Jealous
01:04:17Maybe
01:04:17Ladies
01:04:18What would you
01:04:18Describe
01:04:19You know
01:04:19People in the
01:04:20Moment with
01:04:20The secretary
01:04:21Business
01:04:22More on the
01:04:23Jealousy side
01:04:24Or more worried
01:04:25That he could
01:04:26Potentially be
01:04:27Cheating
01:04:27Let me know
01:04:28Ladies
01:04:29What you think
01:04:29In that scenario
01:04:30There
01:04:30But anyway
01:04:31It was great
01:04:32To see that
01:04:32Portion of it
01:04:33But when that
01:04:33Lady
01:04:34The secretary
01:04:34Lady
01:04:35You know
01:04:35Pulled
01:04:35Patrick to the
01:04:36Side
01:04:36And she's like
01:04:39You know
01:04:39Talking about
01:04:40This dude
01:04:41I'm like
01:04:41Oh no
01:04:42You know
01:04:43This spells
01:04:44Trouble
01:04:44Ladies and
01:04:45Gentlemen
01:04:45If I'm
01:04:46Patrick
01:04:47In that
01:04:47Moment
01:04:48I'm in
01:04:49Danger
01:04:49Like
01:04:50Completely
01:04:50Ladies and
01:04:51Gentlemen
01:04:51She's bad
01:04:52News bears
01:04:53Man
01:04:53I will watch
01:04:54That man
01:04:54She is
01:04:55Trouble
01:04:55And she
01:04:57Got
01:04:58You know
01:04:58Almost this
01:04:59Guy killed
01:04:59This was
01:04:59Some crazy
01:05:00Moments
01:05:01Again
01:05:01Between
01:05:01All these
01:05:02Joyous
01:05:03Moments
01:05:04On this
01:05:04Show
01:05:05And even
01:05:06On the
01:05:07Episode
01:05:07There's
01:05:08Like
01:05:08You know
01:05:10Oh my
01:05:11God
01:05:11Like
01:05:12You know
01:05:12There
01:05:13Is a
01:05:14Sensitive
01:05:14Spot to
01:05:15Every guy
01:05:15As far as
01:05:16Your balls
01:05:17Area
01:05:18Your
01:05:18You know
01:05:19Your
01:05:19Your goods
01:05:20Area
01:05:21And
01:05:21I don't
01:05:22Know what
01:05:23It is
01:05:23It's almost
01:05:24Instantaneous
01:05:25When the
01:05:27Pickaxe
01:05:29Is in
01:05:29That
01:05:29Oh my
01:05:30God
01:05:30Like I
01:05:31Literally
01:05:31Held
01:05:32Myself
01:05:32I don't
01:05:33Know
01:05:33Fellas
01:05:33You
01:05:34Chime
01:05:34Into
01:05:34If you
01:05:35In
01:05:35That
01:05:35Moment
01:05:36But
01:05:36Holy
01:05:37Shit
01:05:37Oh my
01:05:38God
01:05:38Even
01:05:39Victor
01:05:39Said
01:05:39The
01:05:39Same
01:05:40Shit
01:05:40I
01:05:40Said
01:05:40Out
01:05:41Loud
01:05:41Because
01:05:41That's
01:05:41What
01:05:42I
01:05:42Would
01:05:42Be
01:05:43Saying
01:05:43If
01:05:43I
01:05:43Was
01:05:44In
01:05:44A
01:05:44Moment
01:05:44Like
01:05:44That
01:05:44Because
01:05:45That
01:05:45Is
01:05:45Way
01:05:46Too
01:05:46Close
01:05:46For
01:05:47Comfort
01:05:47I
01:05:48Think
01:05:48The
01:05:48Lines
01:05:49Were
01:05:49Great
01:05:49You
01:05:55This
01:05:55Is
01:05:55High
01:05:56High
01:05:57Quality
01:05:57Comedy
01:05:58Comedy
01:05:59Gold
01:05:59And
01:06:00You
01:06:00Know
01:06:00It's
01:06:01The
01:06:01Characters
01:06:02That
01:06:02Make
01:06:03It
01:06:03Special
01:06:03You
01:06:04Know
01:06:04Mention
01:06:05Of
01:06:05Mrs.
01:06:05War
01:06:06Boys
01:06:06In
01:06:06Here
01:06:06So
01:06:06That's
01:06:07Cool
01:06:07You
01:06:08Know
01:06:08I
01:06:08Still
01:06:08Want
01:06:09To
01:06:09See
01:06:09My
01:06:09Lady
01:06:09Man
01:06:10Like
01:06:10You
01:06:10Know
01:06:10That's
01:06:10How
01:06:11I
01:06:11Always
01:06:11Would
01:06:11Feel
01:06:12But
01:06:13You
01:06:13Know
01:06:13What
01:06:13It
01:06:13Is
01:06:14What
01:06:14It
01:06:14Is
01:06:15You
01:06:15Know
01:06:15The
01:06:16Way
01:06:16You
01:06:16Know
01:06:17Things
01:06:17Pan
01:06:17Out
01:06:17On
01:06:17Shows
01:06:18But
01:06:18I
01:06:20Just
01:06:20You
01:06:20Know
01:06:20I'm
01:06:21Always
01:06:21Going
01:06:21To
01:06:21Miss
01:06:21Her
01:06:21You
01:06:21Know
01:06:22What
01:06:22I
01:06:22Mean
01:06:22She's
01:06:22Such
01:06:22A
01:06:22Great
01:06:23Character
01:06:23But
01:06:24You
01:06:25Know
01:06:25With
01:06:25This
01:06:26Crew
01:06:26Here
01:06:27It's
01:06:27It's
01:06:27Been
01:06:27Delivered
01:06:28You
01:06:28Know
01:06:28It's
01:06:29Been
01:06:29Delivering
01:06:29Some
01:06:29Crazy
01:06:30As
01:06:30Scenarios
01:06:31Man
01:06:31And
01:06:31The
01:06:32Car
01:06:32Scene
01:06:33The
01:06:33Knocking
01:06:33You
01:06:34Know
01:06:34Oh
01:06:35The
01:06:35The ring
01:06:37Scene
01:06:37You
01:06:38Know
01:06:38Where
01:06:38This
01:06:38Guy
01:06:38Becomes
01:06:39The
01:06:39Scarecrow
01:06:40All
01:06:40That
01:06:40Stuff
01:06:41Was
01:06:41Crazy
01:06:41My
01:06:42Man
01:06:42Victor
01:06:42Has
01:06:42Been
01:06:42Doing
01:06:43A
01:06:43Lot
01:06:43Of
01:06:43Crazy
01:06:43Jobs
01:06:44And
01:06:44Little
01:06:45Does
01:06:45He
01:06:45Know
01:06:46That
01:06:46He's
01:06:46The
01:06:46Scarecrow
01:06:47Ladies
01:06:47And
01:06:48Gentlemen
01:06:48And
01:06:48He
01:06:49Has
01:06:49To
01:06:49Be
01:06:49Doing
01:06:49A
01:06:50Great
01:06:51Job
01:06:51When
01:06:52That
01:06:52Dude
01:06:53I
01:06:53Think
01:06:53It
01:06:53Was
01:06:53The
01:06:53Mailman
01:06:54Or
01:06:54Some
01:06:54Shit
01:06:54On
01:06:55The
01:06:55Bike
01:06:55Told
01:06:56Him
01:06:56I'm
01:06:56Like
01:06:56Wow
01:06:57Man
01:06:57Yeah
01:06:57This
01:06:58Guy
01:06:58Got
01:06:58Played
01:06:59But
01:06:59Hey
01:06:59Hopefully
01:07:00He's
01:07:01Getting
01:07:01Paid
01:07:01But
01:07:01Yeah
01:07:02This
01:07:03Was
01:07:03Spectacular
01:07:04I
01:07:04Can't
01:07:05Praise
01:07:05It
01:07:05Enough
01:07:06I
01:07:06Had
01:07:06An
01:07:06Absolute
01:07:07Blast
01:07:07Watching
01:07:08It
01:07:08I
01:07:08Did
01:07:09Not
01:07:09And
01:07:10I
01:07:10Repeat
01:07:10I
01:07:10Did
01:07:11Not
01:07:11Want
01:07:11It
01:07:11To
01:07:11End
01:07:12You
01:07:12Know
01:07:12When
01:07:12She's
01:07:12Going
01:07:13Up
01:07:13The
01:07:13Stairs
01:07:14And
01:07:14She
01:07:15Has
01:07:15That
01:07:15Beautiful
01:07:15Smile
01:07:16Early
01:07:16You
01:07:17Know
01:07:18A
01:07:18Few
01:07:18Scenes
01:07:18Earlier
01:07:18When
01:07:20He
01:07:20Starts
01:07:20Having
01:07:20Another
01:07:21Meltdown
01:07:21And
01:07:21Shit
01:07:22You
01:07:22Know
01:07:22You
01:07:22Got
01:07:22The
01:07:23Indiana
01:07:23Jones
01:07:24Whip
01:07:24You
01:07:24Know
01:07:24Damn
01:07:29That
01:07:29Shit
01:07:30Was
01:07:30Cool
01:07:30But
01:07:31Man
01:07:31This
01:07:31Is
01:07:31Such
01:07:32A
01:07:32Great
01:07:32Show
01:07:32Ladies
01:07:33And
01:07:33Gentlemen
01:07:33Absolutely
01:07:34Loved
01:07:35It
01:07:35You
01:07:35Know
01:07:36I
01:07:36Definitely
01:07:37Will
01:07:37See
01:07:37Myself
01:07:38Wanting
01:07:38To
01:07:38Watch
01:07:39This
01:07:39Episode
01:07:39Again
01:07:40This
01:07:41Is
01:07:41This
01:07:42Is
01:07:42Must
01:07:42See
01:07:42For
01:07:43Me
01:07:43Like
01:07:43Must
01:07:43See
01:07:43TV
01:07:44Like
01:07:44Damn
01:07:44Man
01:07:45Obviously
01:07:45I
01:07:45Didn't
01:07:45Get
01:07:45A
01:07:46Chance
01:07:46To
01:07:46Watch
01:07:46This
01:07:46Growing
01:07:47Up
01:07:47But
01:07:47Man
01:07:47Had
01:07:48I
01:07:48Watched
01:07:48It
01:07:49Growing
01:07:49Up
01:07:49This
01:07:49Would
01:07:50Have
01:07:50Been
01:07:50Must
01:07:50See
01:07:50Like
01:07:51I
01:07:51Definitely
01:07:52Want
01:07:52To
01:07:52Watch
01:07:52It
01:07:52A
01:07:52Couple
01:07:52More
01:07:53Times
01:07:54A
01:07:54Couple
01:07:54Dozens
01:07:54More
01:07:55Times
01:07:55Than
01:07:56In
01:07:56The
01:07:56Future
01:07:56When
01:07:56I
01:07:57Finish
01:07:57Up
01:07:57The
01:07:57Show
01:07:57I'll
01:07:58Have
01:07:58It
01:07:58Be
01:07:59A lot
01:07:59More
01:07:59Easier
01:08:00To
01:08:00Go
01:08:00Back
01:08:00Watch
01:08:01Some
01:08:01Of
01:08:01My
01:08:01Favorite
01:08:01Episodes
01:08:02And
01:08:02Yeah
01:08:03Just
01:08:03Explore
01:08:04Him
01:08:04Again
01:08:04And
01:08:04Have
01:08:05A
01:08:05Good
01:08:05Laugh
01:08:05I
01:08:05Think
01:08:05Victor
01:08:06Meldrew
01:08:06Margaret
01:08:07You
01:08:08Know
01:08:09Pippa
01:08:09Patrick
01:08:10You
01:08:11Know
01:08:11Even
01:08:12The
01:08:12Crazy
01:08:13Lunatic
01:08:13Guy
01:08:14They
01:08:14All
01:08:14Did
01:08:14Good
01:08:15Man
01:08:15And
01:08:15Oh
01:08:16My
01:08:16God
01:08:16That
01:08:17Hotel
01:08:17Shit
01:08:18I
01:08:18Ain't
01:08:18Ever
01:08:18Seen
01:08:18Something
01:08:19Like
01:08:19That
01:08:19Before
01:08:20I
01:08:20Don't
01:08:21Even
01:08:21Know
01:08:21What
01:08:22The
01:08:22That
01:08:22That's
01:08:23Some
01:08:23Crazy
01:08:23As
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