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00:03that was crazy it was a lot of children develop an obsession with trains and dinosaurs yeah at
00:11your current age which would you rather be more obsessed with well so if you're an adult obsessed
00:15with dinosaurs you're a nerd if you're an adult obsessed with trains you're an autist i think
00:19well i just think you do yeah i don't know if there's many dino autists train is your
00:24bread and butter autism i went to this isn't even a joke i went to elementary school with an autistic
00:30kid and he was literally the best artist i've ever seen and all he would draw is trains just
00:35trains just trains trains are tough to draw too a lot of perspective he oh he would have the depth
00:40the width the like per he was unbelievable crazy parts of drawing yeah it was like a 3d object now
00:48i mean i think i think train tables in a basement's sick i would rather have i'd rather go to
00:53a guy's
00:53house that has a train table in the basement than dinosaur figurines yeah probably but there's two
00:57types of dinosaur it's like are you going to be the guy that's like jurassic park obsessed just like
01:03poster obsessed no no no no or like bones or history what they ate like little brushes and
01:09shit and you're like chiseling but archaeology see like it seems like a job that every kid wants and
01:13you see what it is it's boring as yeah you're in the desert roasting and trying to find a hip
01:17you're
01:18begging for money from the government yeah that's it every person that's got it is epstein yeah then
01:22you got to go fly out do all that just so you can dig up some bones yeah you might
01:26not even find any
01:27no yeah nightmare pretty jam-packed studio we have too much uh i love opening day because i like
01:41seeing what people send us i also kind of hate opening day if i'm being completely honest because
01:46we have by far the messiest studio and in the entire company which is saying something because
01:52this might be the messiest company in north america we have too much shit there's no real plan to get
01:57rid of it there's just everybody says we need to get rid of it nobody has an actual idea on
02:01how to go
02:02about getting rid of it so then we just accumulate even more shit but otherwise i'm really excited for
02:06opening day just like you cannot stress enough i can't wait to open these packages but look at this look
02:11at this we just got like a fishing knife right here what's efficient why why is a fishing knife here
02:15why we got we got funko pops i don't know who this is supposed to be this isn't even the
02:21game this is
02:22just a box this is just a box of a nintendo 64 game laying on a refrigerator that is that
02:28is completely
02:28empty it's a completely empty refrigerator with a nintendo 64 it doesn't none of this makes any
02:33fucking sense we have a john cena action figure over here and that's just right here it's crazy it's crazy
02:40get it out of here you have any thoughts i stand with mark like some organization will go a long
02:46way in here there's a lid to an m m cookie jar there's a tennis ball just right there there's
02:52trash
02:52there's there's that's literal trash that's literally trash there's a jug of whatever the
02:56fuck that is yeah there's sauces from flavor town let's play a game i'm gonna spin i'm just gonna zoom
03:02in on something yeah i mean pick any spot yeah okay all right now we have we have a stained
03:10here there's a cap there's a cap that goes to god knows what there's a bottle without a cap now
03:15you're saying yourself that's probably where the cap goes wrong it doesn't actually go there because
03:19that cap's supposed to be red uh because here's what the cap that goes to this bottle it's over
03:25here um there's a golf ball down there there's a thing for the deodorant you know when you oh you
03:29get a new thing of deodorant and they put the little stopper on top of it that's what that is
03:33where's the deodorant nobody knows but the the thing that goes on top of it's right there
03:37there's a fucking lid to a fast food soda that's on top of a shoe and you think i'm joking
03:43get it
03:44get it on the camera there's hospital bracelets fucking oh there's another cap so we have three
03:49caps there's there's a gum wrapper that's been chewed up there's a pen that was tossed over here
03:54i don't know what the fuck that is i bring whenever i have like family or friends coming to town
03:59they're
03:59like oh i want to see like your studio and everything they walk in here and they're just so
04:03unimpressed they're like oh this this place it looks like shit yeah oh no oh i'm gonna cut
04:09cut the camera cut the camera you know it's a way to connect with our fans and you guys are
04:17just being
04:17negative yeah which fans sit in the three bottle caps and the deodorant what the is this
04:25ludex lounge access gold vip what is this why is why are there two it's my free my free wrist
04:32straps for my free entry into the card show for more stuff
04:40come on that was this past weekend right brandon
04:46is it me or you that keeps bringing these in here that's leah blotman is it me or you
04:50that keeps bringing these in here do i bring stuffed otters in here tomorrow when you get here
04:55nothing there's gonna be nothing on my walls nothing it's gonna be empty it's gonna be
05:00empty this side of the room empty emt come here come here bring the camera look at this look at
05:08the dustiest collection of dale earnhardt you'll ever see look at this look at this watch this
05:12watch this watch this watch it you telling me you telling me i'm alone here huh look up look at
05:18that
05:19probably what killed dale earnhardt you you being you're just having all the
05:23shit yeah fine i'll get rid of it i don't want you to get rid of it see and that's
05:27the problem
05:27every time i say i want to get rid of it he says don't get rid of it so how
05:30am i what am i supposed
05:31to do what are you your side your side is just as nasty as myself i'm trying to get rid
05:36of it and
05:37you won't let me i literally said i'll get rid of it and you go don't get rid of it
05:39get rid of it
05:40i want to get rid of it all get it out of here i want to go back to the
05:43old days man
05:44that's a fucking mr ed that was from the christmas episode which one's this what's this one also from
05:51the christmas episode remember when we had the boys yeah i do but why why why do we need two
05:55of
05:56them why do we need them both no no no why do we have a cracker barrel hat because cracker
06:03barrel hats
06:03are awesome thrown back here there's a hanger right here for no reason seems like you guys are holding
06:10onto the pack shut the up you shut the up what is this mark will you agree this that's my
06:17no mercy
06:17game give me that oh w oh so you're saying oh remember earlier when we found the box w the
06:22the
06:22nintendo 64 box and i said there was no game in it we found the game right wrong this is
06:26wwf no mercy
06:27this one is wcw slash nwo revenge two completely different games so that brings the grand total of
06:34wrestling of nintendo 64 wrestling games that are resting on the fridge that's completely empty
06:39to two that has to be a record the most wrestling in the fridge nintendo 64 games on top of
06:46an empty
06:46fridge in america all right can we be fair because i feel like the big point look at tj's corner
06:51it's
06:52as bad as anything about tj's corner look at that as anything else you got to pick a lane you
06:58got to be
06:59you got to be either bobbleheads or funko pops or legos and we're all of them i'll take them
07:05i'll take them well that was disrespectful and we're stuffed animals we got stuffed animals
07:10all right you have to you have to pick a let we're bobbleheads we're stuffed animals
07:14we're also like ceramics we have ceramic characters no that that's me that's me i'll take
07:21i really think we need like a consistent like we have to decide if we want to be a bobblehead
07:26show let's be a bobblehead show but we can't be a funko pop show and a bobblehead show and a
07:31stuffed animal show in a ceramic show there is the san diego chicken is just right here and you're
07:36saying yourself well there's only there's the two wrestling funko pops there's surely there's surely
07:41not one more that you can find wrong because i got andre the giant just laying on the ground right
07:46here and you're saying yourself three holy that's the most wrestling funko pops i've seen just thrown
07:50about no it's not because there actually are four of them there's a hulk hogan as well austin and hogan
07:56and andre you can't put andre in the rock that wouldn't make any fucking sense anybody looking
08:02for some crumbs there's a someone had a cracker right here there's this thing there's a utah jazz
08:08jacket do the show for a week in another studio and find a guest host and i'll just i'll i'll
08:16take
08:16care of this i got this i'll take care of this when you get here tomorrow i will burn this
08:20motherfucker you're not going to touch this i will burn this motherfucker i've already made
08:24arrangements and you know it you know i've already made arrangements to get the cages out
08:28and to change the entire look of this this thing i've been talking to bailo you've been talking to
08:32bailo you don't even know who bailo is what those aren't mine what are we doing in basketball the great
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08:46them it's kind of like insurance because let's face it you're probably not great all alone
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09:20you guys have a big meeting today yeah we have a uh a weekly meeting of our uh for our
09:26show our new
09:27show shrinkage shrinkage is a show of live callers calling in and they're going to get advice from me
09:33danny conrad uh the third chair whoever that might be it could be a psychologist psychiatrist therapist
09:41counselor or other barstool personality um and we'll be taking questions anything from uh hey i hate traffic
09:50hey my wife i think she's cheating on me hey um my dog died i don't know anything it's going
09:57to be
09:57questions of anything that is a serious conversation also could be lightheaded or light-hearted at the
10:02same time please do not take any of this advice seriously like if if you say like my wife's cheating
10:08on me
10:09and i say like cheat back probably don't do that i think this is going to be a show that's
10:15going to
10:15show a serious side of our stool more of a unique call in let's talk about something real but at
10:20the
10:20same time if we do have funny conversations then we have funny conversations i think it's going to be
10:24good i'm really excited me too me too i mean like uh any questions uh post show you guys have
10:34we'll try
10:34to answer them as well so then we can just read like uh like the tweets it's kind of like
10:40frank has
10:40this thing called like ask the tank and like people will just do it some southern guy left me this
10:45just
10:45yesterday it's a little bit long but like so true story this was like a couple years after i moved
10:56down to dfw i met this girl and to make a long story short she had told me she's a
11:07and i had never been with one before didn't really know what to expect but definitely didn't expect what
11:15happened um cut to the sex i'm on top of her and she starts quote unquote
11:27quote unquote literally splashing off my stomach
11:32and of course i'm like holy i'm really giving it to her like i'm i'm so good at sex
11:41and then who is this guy years later years finding out on the internet that is actually peed
11:51like when she was back then it was a huge puddle she had to change her sheets it was a
11:59whole ordeal
12:06i just wanted to keep saying applause i like he he just i i i have three questions i why
12:18did he send
12:18you that just randomly or for the show it was just kind of right no it's just kind of sometimes
12:22i get
12:23voice and i just get weird but that could be a good because we could go back and forth is
12:28it piss
12:29is it not is it some sort of ejaculate yeah we don't even know about no because you could be
12:33like no you could someone could be stay like stern on no it's not it's female ejaculate no you just
12:41you're just saying it's pissed because it's not you've never made a girl come yeah it could be a
12:45good back and forth on that because that's always an argument between guys i've never got
12:53like sorry you have to be oh no it's just piss it's gotta be just piss and then we could
12:59have
12:59another take like no that's female ejaculate you've never made a girl i don't think that i i kind of
13:05want to save this for the show but there's no way that girls are there's a way no way bro
13:10that's coming
13:11from a guy who's probably never made a girl we gotta save this for the show we gotta save this
13:15for the
13:15show this is great why are people calling you that was just a voice that's a random dude yeah
13:22a random voice nice dude i i only have debt collectors as my voicemails i've never got a
13:28random caller well i have those too yeah but once in a while i'll get uh i'll get a nice
13:34nugget like
13:34that everything's better with a like a southern accent yeah the last maybe we should get southern
13:39accents last voice mail i got let's see if it's just that entertaining hi mike billy this is daphne
13:45with or i think it's michelle as well uh this is daphne with so far yeah this guy was watching
13:53a kung fu panda tiktok at 9am falling my eyes out oh if i watch sometimes i just get drunk
13:58and put on
13:59field of dreams and just cry yeah no i'll look up kung fu panda where like shifu is talking to
14:05poe
14:06i just get the fox and the hound the fox and the hound is tough when he steps in front
14:10of the
14:10wild robot i love robot it's a newer one it'll make you cry though ratatouille right a ratatouille
14:18make you cry you gotta have you watch ratatouille yeah i've watched i think i watched it like a year
14:22ago and he's like get out of here dumb rat yeah you gotta watch i challenge you not to cry
14:27watching
14:27right all right you know what that takes me to the next thing so we have the regular script show
14:31when there's shows of the beef like if there's beef in the office and we have a couple
14:36therapists i think we do the same thing intro disclaimer but instead of the grind my gears we
14:42go straight into the drama of the office so yeah so it'll be office drama going right into introducing
14:49our guests and i think we bring in the guests like the maury show like instead of them being
14:53there already it's like all right here's our guest and then we have him walk in he sits down gives
14:58his
14:59side of the story walks out the other person gives their side of the story to the therapist and they
15:04both walk in do the therapist so this would be like a 40 like this would take up most of
15:08the show
15:09so it would be someone's gonna the therapist and the therapist quits the therapist just quits i love
15:15everybody's just trying to manipulate the therapist to make him seem like the other person's the most
15:19book does yeah that's great um all right so then that yeah that would bring out like personalities of
15:26other people too so that'd be funny
15:39really help with the element of surprise there lukey
15:45it's coachable i like coachable guys
15:51he's dying you've taken the most beautiful bird here and you've clipped his wings i'm just bumping
15:57around in the cage and you won't let me fly doesn't it feel good i'm a beautiful bird doesn't it
16:03feel
16:03like really good though i'm a beautiful bird singing a song nobody's listening what'd you do with
16:09everything what did you do with it i know i know there's a pile somewhere i know somewhere in this
16:17office there's just like a a wheelbarrow full of no there's not however if you did want to ride
16:25somewhere in my car i would need some advance notice i'm proud of yours is a pit a fucking pig
16:33style
16:34does this make you happy it does actually just seeing all this gray over there it does
16:38no i can get rid of some stuff do you want do you want something here there's a dentist rodman
16:44i don't want your dentist rodman you want my dentist rod don't put it on my side the intervention
16:49worked how long did this take shockingly not as long as you'd think probably about an hour yeah
17:01how did it feel
17:04i hate did you pause at any point in time yes there were a couple things i took down that
17:08i was like i
17:08i can't take this down welcome to mostly sports i'm mark titus he is brandon walker it is wednesday
17:15march 25th we are live from chicago and uh north carolina basketball doesn't have a head coach
17:24i guess maybe we'll talk about that brandon what do you want to talk about
17:36are you happy yeah are you happy
17:43hey ohio state what's going on another week another challenge getting wet tonight
17:51listen i'm excited it's been a long weekend a lot of hoops conference attorneys into march madness
17:56i'm excited for the challenge here's the thing those two drinkers are world-class drinkers i'm not
18:0318 beers eight shots of malort three bottles of wine 18 straight free throws eight straight three
18:10pointers three straight half court shots can't go home till we finish i you know what i'm excited for
18:16the beers maybe some taco bell and get some wings end it with the wine i think the half court
18:21shots will
18:21be fun that middle eight malort shots and eight straight threes i don't know eight straight three
18:27sounds like a lot i think i think probably should have tested it eight shots of malort sounds terrible
18:32unless they're sponsored then i love it as much as we said this was built for dana last year this
18:37was
18:37actually built for ronnie basketball beers ryan george how you feeling george good i'm ready to roll it's
18:47like this job just keeps getting better and better with these competitions
18:53i mean this is something that i would have done just with my buddies for fun over the last 20
18:58years
18:59so the fact that it's here and it's on a live stream is pretty incredible and i get paid
19:07it and you're fresh off of the first installation of the beer bracket yep how many did you take down
19:14thursday friday saturday sunday i think it is yeah 48 32 in the first round lost and then 16 over
19:23the
19:23next yeah so we're three quarters of the way through the brewskis because i mean this is probably the
19:28least of drank since i'm moving here that's crazy because i've been going out probably thursday friday
19:34saturday you're like the welcome committee sunday yeah it's just been so excited i got to tone it
19:39down but it's just been so excited like a little kid in the candies yeah i got i'll come out
19:44of the
19:44woods after this weekend i'm going to calm it down before before whether the weather gets warm give me
19:51one i can't can't buy one this could be problematic so we got greg tonight yeah greg's on last year
19:59we had
19:59mooc do shotguns for mulligans and we figured my boy greg he better be green too i'll tell you that
20:08it's an opportunity for greg the first time he pops up on that zoom he better be green
20:12so um just a heads up we'll bring you on
20:27um black of green not good not good shocking i just can't even believe i think he's duping us
20:33i think he has a whole outfit already like ready to go and his face will be paid i think
20:38this is just
20:39like he hasn't quite gotten ready yet if i know him like i think like i think i do all
20:43righty welcome in
20:45wet ones two on bars after dark
20:51were you not ready greg there he is all right take a knee greg take a knee
20:57i love great knees taken all right jesus christ he goes vertical okay greg
21:20we got a bunch of great stuff this is something unlike i've ever seen before i have not seen
21:26anything like this this is a dripped out darth vader that was 3d printed it's just darth vader with a
21:32with a foundational piece on a little puffy i'm gonna say it's like a supreme jacket with the with
21:37the high tops the all-white high tops luke you're gonna gonna want to get back here actually so
21:43you know how there was nothing back here yeah we just cleaned everything yeah why don't you just go
21:47ahead and show uh show the people what's going on back there that's uh
21:53that'll be there forever yeah yeah tennessee titan sent some stuff i think there's yeah there's a
22:00ton of stuff on the ground back here um so yeah people like that's the main thing the main takeaway
22:05from this one and pretty much all the opening days we've done people are really talented and we
22:10have very creative uh friends i don't even want to call them fans they're they're they're friends of
22:15ours they're family and they put a lot of time into making us cool stuff for opening day and they
22:20really balled out this year no pun intended on ball should i have to do the found uh brandon's dad's
22:27high school was it is a high school football program yeah the program in the late 60s unbelievable
22:33is that if you'd like i hate bubble wrap but thanks oh uh uh and then this is for me
22:41he says
22:42what is it brandon uh oh this is so um this this okay this is a west uh oxford high
22:55school
22:56versus west point high school program from the late 60s and the quarterback is mike walker
23:03my dad oh my god yeah oh my god that is a program from oxford west point high school program
23:11mike walker quarterback 15 brandon holy shit that i don't even know how you have that or find that
23:17in that good of shape i think that's the that was the highlight of that was uh the most emotion
23:23i've
23:23ever seen out of brandon that was not about someone taking his chip flight it was a smashing success
23:29thought of us the perfect amount of boxes i mean we still gotta now clean up a ton we we
23:33spent no
23:34we don't no i mean we can just leave it there we could leave it we can just leave we
23:38can just leave
23:39it we made such a big fuss about yeah making the studio cleaner and now we just brought in a
23:44bunch
23:44of new so we're gonna have to sort it out i don't know who sent these in but they're they
23:48sent me those
23:49for i'm doing them i'm celibate at the moment yeah i'm good you've had those for a while those have
23:54been no no they got sent in the mail they got sent with a new Orleans noel trading card i
23:58saw those
23:58under your seat on the couch like two years ago they actually were under my seat so that was from
24:03a
24:03previous opening day where somebody's sending condoms there again people just send me condoms which
24:07i'm fine with practice safe sex what don't crumple those in your wallet like connor does i only know i
24:13only
24:13hit one
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