00:00Hi Dana.
00:01I usually don't get a handshake at the beginning, that's nice.
00:03I'm happy to see you.
00:04I smell.
00:05Hey look at that, you've got a beautiful watch on.
00:08I'm a watch guy now.
00:09For context, I gave this as a gift to Dana.
00:11You did.
00:12I thought, why not bring him into the finer things?
00:15I've gotten so many compliments.
00:16Speaking of finer things, I'd like to tell you about a gentleman and a scholar, our very
00:23own 42nd President of the United States, Slick Willie Bill Clinton.
00:28Slick Billy.
00:29Yes.
00:30Billy C.
00:31Now Bill Clinton is especially interesting to us today because he is from the great state
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01:04So Bill Clinton, one of the more infamous presidents?
01:08Enigmatic.
01:10Well, I don't know why you threw that in there.
01:13Could be.
01:15Do you know what that means?
01:16Yeah, it means like he could be doing this, he could be doing that.
01:19You're finding a definition that won't be wrong under any circumstances.
01:25You're just saying words.
01:26So I'm right, yeah.
01:27The lowest stakes words you could come up with.
01:32Enigmatic means mysterious.
01:33Oh, he's not mysterious.
01:35No, no, no.
01:35I think you're thinking charismatic.
01:37No, he's, um, enigma.
01:40He's an enigma.
01:41Well, that's the same thing.
01:43Enigmatic is the adjectival form of enigma.
01:48I don't think he's an enigma.
01:50Where are you getting that from?
01:51He's capable of anything at any moment.
01:54Oh, uh, I don't know.
01:57Yeah.
01:57Alright.
01:58Enigma.
02:00Jerome McGinley.
02:01Yeah.
02:04Okay.
02:05Okay.
02:06Bill Clinton was the 42nd President of the United States.
02:09Okay.
02:09Came into office in the early 90s.
02:12Really smart guy.
02:13Republican?
02:14No, Democrat.
02:15In Arkansas?
02:16I guess back then maybe their politics were a little different or maybe it's a more purple
02:19state.
02:19I don't actually really know.
02:21What the fuck is purple?
02:22Purple is like both blue and red.
02:24Kind of a swing state, right?
02:25You made that up.
02:26No, I didn't.
02:28Never heard it.
02:29Mm-hmm.
02:30Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.
02:32Do you know what that is?
02:33I think that's spelled R-O-O-D-E.
02:35What was that letter you threw in there?
02:37E.
02:38R-O-CH?
02:41It's not...
02:43You'll see that.
02:44Did I say R-O-CH?
02:45You'll say that on the end.
02:46I said O-CH?
02:47Yeah, you said O-CH.
02:47No, I didn't.
02:48Did I really?
02:49It's cool to hear you try to do something smart and then just fumble the back.
02:54Is it spelled that way though?
02:55It is.
02:55Yeah, okay.
02:56R-O-CH.
02:56R-O-CH.
02:58O...
02:58Now I'm doing it.
02:59Holy shit.
03:01It's a full scholarship to do graduate program at Oxford.
03:05Oh.
03:05It is a very cool scholarship because it values people who are well-rounded.
03:10Bill Clinton, right?
03:11Went to Yale Law School.
03:12Where did he go to university?
03:15Oh, he went to Georgetown.
03:16Did you say where did he go to university?
03:19I meant to say college.
03:20You were going to say where are you fucking from fucking Ireland?
03:23There you go.
03:24What are you, from Barcelona?
03:25You're wearing camo.
03:27What are you doing?
03:30Cool.
03:31What are you, from fucking Uzbekistan?
03:33Nice.
03:34Alright, sorry.
03:35He becomes president.
03:36He met Hillary, by the way, at Yale Law School.
03:40We'll keep it 100 with you.
03:40I thought they were siblings.
03:43I swear to God.
03:44I remember the Clinton Lewinsky scandal happening.
03:49We'll get to that.
03:50I remember being in a warm-up line with my soccer team, and this kid, Chris Wade, was
03:57like, yeah, he got a blow job.
04:00I was like, I don't know what that is.
04:02When did you get your first beach?
04:04I'm not gonna, I don't think I'm gonna get into that.
04:07Alright.
04:08Me neither.
04:09You know, it's just weird.
04:10I'll tell you mine.
04:11Sure.
04:12Actually, no, I won't.
04:13You're right.
04:14Pretty weird.
04:19He presided over the longest period of economic expansion in peacetime in American history,
04:29I think.
04:30In fact, he took the country from a budget deficit debt to a surplus.
04:36The first time that that had happened since 1969.
04:39Our ROI was exemplary.
04:42He took us from the red to the black.
04:44Damn.
04:45Things that people don't like about him are that his involvement in the Bosnia and Kosovo
04:53wars.
04:53He didn't get involved sooner, or a lot of people say that he should have.
04:56Okay.
04:56A little bit on Milosevic.
04:58Sounds like a center in the NBA.
05:00Yeah, there you go.
05:01Vlade Divas.
05:02Famously, he and his brother, right, were like on different sides of that fight or something?
05:06I don't know what we're talking about.
05:11I could be totally guessing here, but I think his brother like went home to fight, or did
05:15fight, and he's mad that his brother didn't.
05:18I don't know how we got here.
05:19Dishing dimes down in the center for the kings.
05:23What are you talking about, Francis?
05:25Doug, um...
05:26Christie.
05:27Christie and Mike Bibby.
05:28Who is this Mama Slavovic guy?
05:30Oh, no.
05:31Not Slobodan Milosevic.
05:32I'm talking about Vlade Divac.
05:33Who the fuck is Slopovic?
05:35Slobodan Milosevic was the Serbian leader.
05:38You didn't explain what he did.
05:39You just said Vlade Divac was throwing fucking no look dimes to Slobodan Milosevic.
05:44I'm trying to come to your side.
05:46But why?
05:47What does it have to do with Clinton?
05:49There was a major war happening in what, I guess what's now former Yugoslavia.
05:55Okay.
05:55They were killing, you know, hundreds of thousands of people.
05:59You don't like that.
05:59We should have interfered.
06:00Okay, alright.
06:01The other thing that people obviously don't like, of course, famously, was his incredibly
06:08publicized affair with Monica Lewinsky.
06:10She was an aide.
06:12I think she was an intern or something.
06:13An aide?
06:14She was, you know, like 20, 22, something like that.
06:17She was just fucking healing people?
06:18No.
06:19Willie Sue was just slinging cock?
06:21Yeah.
06:21It was a time when people still believed that, like, infidelity was the biggest sin you could commit.
06:30I gotta get a glimpse of this warlock.
06:35The story broke because Monica Lewinsky's friend, Linda Tripp, secretly recorded her talking about her relationship with Bill Clinton.
06:45And then that information was passed over to Kenneth Starr, the prosecutor.
06:50Tripp was snitching?
06:52Yeah, she was dry snitching.
06:54Then he got prosecuted and was found to have committed perjury.
06:58Oh.
06:59Because they said, did you have sex with this woman?
07:02And he said, no.
07:03But I think the whole, like, gray area there was that I don't know if he actually ended up having
07:08intercourse with her.
07:09And he didn't qualify oral sex as sex.
07:13He had mouth course.
07:14Because he was found to have committed perjury before Congress, he was impeached.
07:21For getting mouth jobs?
07:22He was impeached for committing perjury.
07:24I get it now.
07:25So, technically he didn't have intercourse with her, but he had mouth course with her.
07:30He received mouth course.
07:31Yes, he did.
07:32He was the first president since Andrew Jackson to be impeached.
07:35And he was acquitted by the Senate, so he's not fully impeached.
07:38He left office with one of the highest approval ratings of all time of any president.
07:44But his legacy...
07:45Is the blowies.
07:46...is marred by his scandal with Monica Lewinsky.
07:50Okay, so he was crushing it, crushing it, crushing it, got horny, got fucking blowies, and then that's what people
07:56remember from him.
07:57Yeah, exactly.
07:58Anyway, that is Bill Clinton.
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