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00:30welcome to have i got news for you i'm roy wood jr in the news this week
00:41trump's justice department continues to target his enemies
00:46come on stop resisting stop resisting with prices soaring people turn to american-made products
00:55rudy giuliani gets a job as a door dasher
01:02joining michael tonight she's the u.s representative from texas's 30th district
01:10and she's a little shy about it but she told me backstage before the show
01:13she's running for president in 2028 it's jasmine crockett
01:17he's not telling the truth on amber's team you know i'm from kids in the hall of bugs life in
01:26fargo and to me he'll always be the jasmine crockett of canada it's dave foley
01:31yes
01:35now it's been a long time off let's get to the biggest stories of the week amber and dave
01:42watch the clip and tell me what is the story this story is about yogi the bear
01:48and he got he got baby bear and there's a prominent baby bear eater
01:52right and that's inside his brain and that's also his brain activity so the story is something to do
01:59with rfk jr and bears and worms oh my the story is the many ways in which the secretary of health
02:08and human services robert f kennedy jr is going to kill us all here's what stephen miller said about
02:15rfk jr secretary kennedy has been a crown jewel of this administration the crown jewel testified in
02:23front of a senate panel earlier this week and uh let's just say it was a doozy i'm asking the
02:29questions here that question i'm asking the questions you're the secretary of health and human
02:33services you don't have any idea how many americans died from covet i don't think anybody knows
02:40someone does know that you're supposed to be the someone that knows that
02:45i think satan looks at rfk jr and thinks i'm kind of overdoing it on this guy
02:50the hearing comes amidst a major turmoil uh for the department of health and human services
02:56in august the trump administration fired someone kind of important does anyone have any idea who
03:05they got rid of and why we're just looking for one person that part i believe it's the uh the head of
03:11the uh the cdc whatever the hell they do i'm sure it's nothing important yes correct uh rfk jr
03:18and the trump administration fired their own cdc director susan minares now you know i'm not afraid
03:25to say she was a solid cdc director and she killed it on who's the boss
03:28of course the firing came up during the secretary's senate testimony what reason do you think rfk jr gave
03:38for firing susan minares well here i gotta jump to rfk jr's defense because uh he had sound reason to
03:45fire her because he says he asked her point blank are you a trustworthy person and she said no i am not
03:53right you would think if you were an untrustworthy person you might lie yeah you would you would
03:57answer the negative of that ask me if i'm an untrustworthy are you an untrustworthy person
04:00michael i'm very trustworthy wow you're good welcome the new cdc director
04:06let's find out the answer i told her that she had to resign because i asked her
04:12are you a trustworthy person and she said no time to play a little game i like to call
04:20how is the government going to kill me i thought we'd have a jingle but okay i'm going to give you
04:28all a situation and you guess how a recent trump administration decision might make you die
04:36great all right this game jasmine you up first that's a long list honey okay it's a lovely
04:42thanksgiving dinner you're there with your family your uncle just came in asked you to borrow 20
04:47dollars and they got the turkey how will you die it's the turkey the bird flew or something because
04:54they're not even testing for stuff no more it's the food it's the food points yes
05:00the answer is salmonella poisoning the department of agriculture is withdrawing a rule proposed to
05:09prevent food poisoning from poultry contaminated with salmonella dave your turn oh okay you out on a hot
05:17date yeah she's sexy all right oh and you're vibing i may have already died at this point
05:24and you and that girl go home and then she goes you got any condoms and you go i'm dave foley i
05:31don't use condoms how will you die i will die of a of a of a one of your classics or maybe a brand
05:37new venereal disease there we go
05:40we in mid-season form already dave the answer is super gonorrhea oh my god i love those comic books
05:49yes the trump administration has eliminated the centers for disease control and prevention's
05:56laboratories for stds and hepatitis and more specifically they've shuttered the only lab
06:03in america with the ability to test for emergent strains of quote super gonorrhea
06:10final question on how the government will kill you right you want to breathe air
06:17and every day you wake up and go
06:21how will you die
06:26is it from the air what's in the air we don't know because they stopped testing for everything
06:33the government is closing the offices that analyze dangers posed by toxic chemicals climate change
06:44smog wildfires indoor air contaminants and drinking water pollutants does it feel great again if you're
06:51one of the duponts it feels great again now unfortunately much like the diseases they refute
06:56to vaccinate for the trump administration's terrible ideas of spreading light wildfire
07:01in fact this week one state has already decided to move and ban all vaccine mandates can anyone guess
07:09which state it is and amber why is it florida
07:13i never have the answer
07:19the one time i know you have to cock block me
07:25here's florida surgeon general joseph lodepo
07:29the florida department of health in partnership with the governor
07:33is going to be working to end all vaccine mandates in florida life
07:39all of them all of them
07:42when it showed the guy and he was black that hurt my feelings
07:46would you like for me to play a little bit more of him
07:50so he can hurt your feelings even more
07:52what did he compare giving your kid a life-saving measles
08:01what did he compare vaccinations to
08:05roy if the answer is slavery i'll kill us all
08:09every last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain and and slavery
08:18i think maybe they aren't teaching what slavery was clearly
08:33but y'all vaccines and slavery honestly wouldn't you agree jasmine christ you don't remember that
08:40you don't remember that scene in roots when they got vaccinated
08:42you don't remember that scene
08:50who else are people skeptical about giving vaccines to it's not just human beings
09:01doggies the answer is dogs dogs oh a study published in the journal vaccine actual name
09:09found that about 37 percent of dog owners believe that canine vaccination
09:15could cause their dogs to develop autism
09:19this explains a lot i had my late german shepherd who i love dearly
09:23was totally non-verbal
09:25michael and jasmine watch the clip tell me what's the story
09:33all right that's where you work when we go to work
09:35uh-huh that the fbi oh oh oh there's files oh redacted i definitely know what this is
09:40is it the epstein files is that the story yes the story is the epstein files and that's the craze
09:45that's sweeping the nation and has everybody saying yeah i'd be inclined to do the epstein i'd have no
09:51problem with it do the epstein you know
09:53the latest tiktok dance this week uh the house oversight committee released over 33 000 files
10:03related to the epstein case that sounds like a lot but why were so many people disappointed
10:08in the latest epstein drop they redacted you saw them over there they scratching out the names you
10:15didn't hear about them saying all the conservatives gotta go get him out get him out so and of course
10:20you know trump they're working overtime make sure trump trump trump but you probably hear whispers like
10:25in the halls of congress about who's on that list who who you hear uh we didn't hear whispers oh
10:31you heard shots and murders we had survivors that gave us names and i am applauding every single
10:37survivor right now because they have decided
10:39they decided they gonna make their own list many were disappointed by the epstein drop because
10:47most of it had already come out before 97 of those documents were already part of the public domain
10:54it's nothing new this is all a charade they haven't given us anything they've given us the sleeves off
10:59their vest that was kentucky state rep and always they always looked sort of wet thomas massey just
11:06always just looked down what was in the new three percent that was released oh you would know
11:14can i just say the way your eyes are moving on this topic you know some shit
11:21cause she's like
11:25the video and the survivors
11:29the only new info released was flight records and a video of epstein's cell block from before his death
11:41that includes a minute missing from earlier videos we can't find none of the epstein but y'all got all the
11:49young thug phone call recording
11:51dave young thug is an american rapper who will be in charge and uh it's tearing the american
11:58hip-hop community apart oh okay congratulations no no oh
12:08this week massey teamed up with democratic representative roe connor to host a bipartisan
12:12rally outside the capitol for those same survivors you're talking about the survivors of epstein
12:18sex trafficking massey and connor are leading the charge for something called a discharge petition
12:24that makes the doj turn over all their epstein files is it okay to start the rumor that anyone
12:32who opposes releasing the epstein files is in them you know what we got to do to find out who's on the
12:38list is just call out names and see if your eye twitch
12:41i'ma say it name you just look forward i'ma just say it now yeah is this the first time you've
12:48been on the same side as marjorie taylor green and something yes it is breaking news honey
12:54we don't get along we don't agree but we are on the same side on this and um i will tell you
13:02that she seemed authentic for once in her life it's honestly so disgusting that we have a speaker of the
13:10house that basically has decided he is going to do whatever his orange master tells him to do
13:17even if that means covering up for the pedophiles because these people are pedophiles i have to say
13:23nothing in the world is cooler than all the victims getting together and being like
13:28all y'all we know the list we'll give you our own list
13:32yeah
13:35now massey and connor continue to fight to get this petition passed they have every house democrat
13:42supporting the petition does anyone know how many republican signatures they need
13:48to get this petition passed how many republicans you think they need we need two more run for office
13:53oh okay the problem is i'm on the list
14:04let's hear the number 212 democrats and uh thomas massey has done an extraordinary job we have
14:11four republicans already on the first day so we only need uh two more that's how i be talking
14:17when i'm trying to plan a threesome i need two more oh let's hope the odds are better
14:31uh republican rep nancy mace is on board so is rumored kit rockett lauren bobert
14:36so is georgia rep and unofficial son and spokeswoman marjorie taylor green is that her mug shot
14:42you can't resist yourself just give me a signal and i'll do it
14:56my eyes so close together it looks like they're looking at one another
15:01i can say like that marjorie taylor green uh vowed to name quote every damn name of epstein's clients
15:10let's hear it i look forward to talking with president trump uh about about these women that
15:15i've met um i also encouraged him already this morning that he should have these women in the oval
15:20office they deserve to be there he's already had them that's the problem don't do it girl
15:30so marjorie taylor green has told us her plans to get president trump in the same room with the
15:34survivors let's hear how those plans are coming along what was his reaction about
15:39i haven't got an answer back on that while trump survivors were at the rally trump was meeting
15:45with the polish president carol nawrowski who you can tell is just thrilled to be sitting
15:52next to him for this press conference so this is a democrat hoax that never ends you know it reminds
15:59me a little of the uh kennedy situation we gave him everything over and over again more and more and more
16:05and nobody's ever satisfied from what i understand i could check but from what i understand thousands
16:12of pages of documents have been given but it's really a democrat hoax you ever be at your friend's
16:17house and and their parents get to fighting question for the panel uh what do we think do you think the
16:23discharge petition will get enough support to get all of the evidence out there there's no way that this
16:30discharge petition ever gets released uh if it's ever going to embarrass anybody who happens to be
16:39president of the united states but then will it be released later after
16:44i'll just wait i'll wait we'll be right back
17:01welcome back it's time now for the offender meter we will fire up the offender meter and teams have
17:11to tell us who's the offender what they did and who they offended first up who is this offender y'all
17:17oh oh no gavin newsome oh yes well it certainly can't be that he's on the epstein list
17:24because if if you sound pissed it's because you're on the list i think that's it if you pissed you're
17:34on the list it's because you're on the list that's it yes that is california governor uh gavin newsom
17:39did he offend england by having those teeth
17:44i'm english i think i think gavin newsom offended black people for asking to be allowed in a juke joint
17:50uh who did gavin newsom offend uh well all republicans as far as i'm concerned um but no
18:13obviously my bootleg governor feeling away as well as you know the bootleg president yes they're upset
18:19because he said you're not gonna roll all over me i'm gonna fight back yes he did uh
18:26newsom offended mega supporters because he's been going hard posting ai videos like this one
18:33in which he drinks mega tears
18:39and this one where he's shaking hands with a tiny trump
18:43that video is worth the 10 000 acres of rainforest that we're destroying newsom's also been trolling
18:55trump all summer by emulating his style tweeting things like donald is finished he's no longer hot
19:04first the hands so tiny and now me gavin c newsom have taken away his step many are saying he can't
19:12even do the big stairs on air force one anymore unless he uses the little baby stairs that's a quality
19:20kind of sort of okay donald trump impersonation that's right up there with alec baldwin that's neck and neck
19:26uh i hate this i know i'm i'm in the minority on this i hate that he's doing this because i hate that
19:32we're we're reducing our politicians to cartoon characters i don't give a how well you
19:38control online do your job that's what i care but
19:46do you feel i know she's going to disagree with me listen and this is my partner this is my partner we
19:50on the same team but at the same time your answer was that maga is losing their
19:56right now correct and they're like this is immature yes that's what we've been saying
20:02that is what we're trying to get you to see it is immature it is ignorant and it does not prove that you
20:08should be having the nuclear codes like we want you to do better next time so yes i think it is
20:14necessary because we are putting a good old mirror up in your face to make you understand that y'all
20:19been supporting a real ignorant fool this whole time i don't like what you said because that's
20:23like how people do us when people are like they're over here making jokes but there's serious going on
20:29man porqué no los dos like we're literally comedians he's literally the governor trump is literally the
20:38trump and he's doing the same thing yeah and he sucks a lot of done yes it's not good but it's
20:46frequent and it is happening i think michael's antique desire for integrity is adorable
20:56now it's hard to decide but maybe the dumbest thing newsom has posted is this ai image of himself
21:04being prayed over by kid rock thunder carlson and a hulk hogan angel and you can tell us ai because the
21:14fingers are weird and also hulk hogan is in heaven that's what we think but how has the right responded
21:24to gavin newsom's spot on trump impression i i would guess that they feel the same way michael feels
21:31that don't you think it's bad you got something in common with them
21:36uh they responded by not getting the joke at all why is he spending all this time you know trying to
21:43be fresh with president trump why doesn't he do his job i don't know what he's trying to do but but it
21:49comes across as childish and what are you're the governor of the biggest state in the union what are
21:56you doing stop it with the twitter thing i don't know where his wife is if i were his wife i would
22:01say what you are making a fool of yourself stop it that's what you sound like
22:07i agree with them
22:17stuff it stuff it right now but wait a minute like pritzker the governor of illinois is out there
22:22doing making the same exact points but doing it in a way that is mature intelligent rational
22:29reasonable and doesn't come across like he's just a needy little baby sucking at the teat of public
22:34attention which i think is what gavin newsom is doing those people already vote democrat we don't
22:39need their votes we need the idiot votes let's get stupid let's do stupid memes let's have cartoons
22:48you said we need to get the idiots to vote democratic dave is already voting democratic if i could vote
22:57now it does seem to be working the strategy seems to be working for newsom in 2025 he's gained over 3
23:02million followers across tick tock instagram x and substack uh does anyone know how newsom is going
23:09on the offensive now and taking the fight to trump so newsom is saying fine texas if you're gonna do
23:15we're gonna do it and they're they're trying to add congressional seats to california to offset the
23:20losses that may happen in texas and november 4th everybody needs to go vote in california go vote
23:27newsom has been mounting a huge fight against trump's gerrymandering according to the new york
23:32times quote a redistricting arms race is quickly spreading across the country and uh as our boy
23:39gavin put it california will now draw new more beautiful maps they will be historic as they will
23:46end the trump presidency thank you for your attention to this matter so he's fighting fire with fire
23:53essentially so here's the thing if the goal is to put out fire why are you adding fire because
24:01you're not going to put out the fire with more fire that's not true that's what they do for forest
24:05fires all the time shut up dave something called a backfire yeah
24:14re-district and hok hogan ai let's see if we can make it to midterms
24:18um who is this offender that's president xi yes who did he offend is it because he doesn't want the
24:29epstein files to be released and he looks pissed that means he's on the list is that true that is chinese
24:37president xi jinping um he offended president donald j trump when he didn't invite trump to the big
24:45dictator sleepover earlier this week well when you say big dick like that he's not going to get invited
24:55in beijing on wednesday uh xi presided over a massive military parade with guest vladimir
25:01putin kim jong-un was also on hand to watch the big show but trump wasn't invited so he did what he
25:09always does when he sees his friends hanging out without him uh he posted about it may president xi
25:15and the wonderful people of china have a great and lasting day of celebration please give my warmest
25:20regards to vladimir putin and kim jong-un as you conspire against the united states of america
25:27president donald j trump that's a great arnold schwarzenegger though
25:31trump didn't get invited which i i feel like to be fair to putin he probably was like my bad dude i
25:39thought you was dead i had heard uh trump was obviously annoyed by this uh so who did he call
25:47instead after this snub you've been snubbed by these people you got to call somebody and have a friend he
25:53should call one of their friends did he do they have other friends trump said he was calling ukrainian
26:02president zelinski this week yes we about to petty our way to a peace deal you see they're over there
26:09meeting without us i don't know why i added that to trump that was the offender meter we'll be right back
26:23welcome back it's time for lie curious i give you three biographical details about a public figure
26:33but only one is true you have to guess which is the truth and which are filthy funky lies let's get
26:39started time now for three facts about new york city mayoral candidate zoran mamdani
26:46mom donnie seen here watching eric adams bribe a reporter with a briefcase full of funyuns
26:56our facts about mom donnie are his favorite sex in the city character is miranda
27:02he's taken every bus route in new york city he's appeared in an episode of nailed it oh which is
27:08the truth panel i think it has to be bus routes yeah i want it to be miranda
27:13i'm gonna agree we're going with miranda all right she ran for governor of new york she did
27:21cynthia nixon all right it's miranda all day long here he is answering the question
27:27who's his favorite sex in the city character miranda miranda miranda miranda okay all-time miranda
27:32his favorite character is miranda andrew cuomo was asked the same question he said the one with the
27:45knockers
27:49we know that mom donnie loves his pop culture but his skill set doesn't stop there in the early 2000s he
27:55also had another talent no no surprise no surprise no i can smell it and i swear to god if you show
28:06this guy rapping i will kill in the previous 20 episodes of this show we've shown a lot of clips
28:12of people rapping who shouldn't be rapping doesn't mean that we have another clip of somebody he was a
28:20rapper his stage name was mr cardamom and yes we have a clip
28:37uh-oh i like it a little bit he's fun it's fun that's too much mayoral nipple for me
28:43i don't ever want to see my mayor's nipples now speaking of that eric adams made a big
28:50announcement on friday does anyone know what eric adams big announcement was that he got another eric
28:59he calls his homie he called trump he told him trump i will come and work for you and get out this race
29:08so that hopefully mandami can lose okay now that is a lot of the rumored speculation friday evening eric
29:14adams held a press conference to say he was staying in the new york mayoral race here he is making the
29:21announcement friday evening i committed myself and dedicated myself to a city that i love and i'm going
29:29to continue to do that this polo shirt that i'm wearing that says eric adams mayor of the city of new
29:35new york i'm going to wear that for another four years he should change that yeah you got to wash
29:43that you have to wash your clothes that's a terrible idea if i just get a polo shirt i can be mayor
29:50it seems like eric adams held a press conference to say trump wouldn't give him a job
29:56now because it's eric adams he also said this
30:00andrew cuomo is a snake and a liar i am in this race and i'm the only one that can beat mandami
30:10is oran gonna win i'll live here
30:19time for three facts about janine
30:22hero oh she was named one of people magazine's most beautiful people in 1997 oh she lost 1.4
30:30million investing in a glamping company she qualified for the 92 olympics in race walking
30:39which one is the truth each one of these is a winner this is great well i i guess just because i'm
30:46petty i want to go for the most negative one which is that she lost 1.4 million dollars because i don't
30:52want to think of anything happy ever happening for her i'm a hater too so i'm down for number two
30:58i like the idea of number two but i want to say it's number one no i don't want her to be pretty
31:06janine bureau was named one of people magazine's 50 most beautiful people in 1997. show us the evidence
31:14this is of course at a time in the world when there was only 51 people here she is in 1997 in all her
31:21glory oh my god she's beautiful i would ignore her politics that was like curious more after the break
31:30welcome back it's time for missing words
31:43here's your headline man builds blank for his cats a sense of yearning
31:56a castle
31:57man builds fully functional mini subway station for oh my god nothing cats love more than commuting
32:09uh youtuber zinesworld spent four months building something called cat town station which he unveiled
32:16earlier this summer please take a look at this
32:27what what the fuck is that is he rich is that in his home is this a functional subway where are they
32:36going why aren't there more cats in the subway they're not going to recoup this money subway station
32:43isn't the only thing he's built for his cats on his youtube channel he's also documented the
32:48construction of a cat movie theater and a cat supermarket oh does anyone know what cat city feature
32:58he most recently unveiled is it a hair salon i want it to be a hair salon tattoo parlor
33:05cat chew parlor it's a brand new cat mcdonald's oh my yeah buddy you even got an
33:15cat manager there telling you we don't serve breakfast after 10 30. it's 10 33 you got a biscuit back there
33:22okay here's your headline connecticut man collects blank i mean it sounds like it wants
33:30to rhyme connecticut man collects confederate jam ah good job is it confederate is it confederate jam
33:40right connecticut man collects more than 3 800 pairs of crocs no life is about having fun
33:47living simple as that dub the croc king doogie has more than 3500 pairs of them doogie sand tiger
33:55excellent excellent excellent name great name a connecticut man known as the croc king set a guinness
34:01world record for the biggest single collection with 3569 pairs of crocs but according to his instagram
34:08at the time of this taping he's already passed that number with 3814 pairs of crocs yeah i
34:17like that this is how rich people should be acting instead of like influencing an entire
34:22administration no absolutely not they should be like i built a playground for snakes that's right
34:29all right here's your headline eric trump gets blank in bizarre stunt eric trump gets the love of his father
34:39eric trump gets swung around by a sumo wrestler in bizarre stunt
34:44uh while visiting japan eric posted a clip to his instagram please take a look at this
34:54i'm sorry i think there was something wrong with the audio on that can we yeah play it again with the
34:59audio
35:08who can tell me why eric trump was in japan in the first damn place i don't know the answer but i know
35:14it involves corruption was he like buying tigers or like corruption
35:23eric was in town for a shareholder meeting of the bitcoin exchange that his dad co-founded which began
35:29publicly trading crypto this week would anybody like to guess how much money the trump family made in the
35:38first day of trading this week uh the answer is five billion dollars yes which is why i'm announcing roy bucks
35:51would you like money get on the exchange today and purchase you some roy bucks
35:56let's listen words more after the break
36:12welcome back to have i got news for you it's time for meet in the middle where we find common ground
36:16between two people who would never be caught hanging out first up on one side we have jill stein
36:22benny blanco andrew cuomo and billy bob thornton on the other side there's brad pitt bernie sanders
36:29sylvester stallone and sophia patrillo from the golden girls we've got mommy cirrus which two of these
36:39people have psychic moms i think it's sylvester stallone i think his mother is a psychic i don't
36:44know why this came to me maybe because i'm psychic yeah i think it's sylvester stallone and billy bob
36:51thornton final answer the answer billy bob thornton and sylvester stallone they both had moms who
36:59claimed to be psychic billy bob's mom predicted that he would one day win an oscar while sylvester
37:05stallone's mom jackie even had her own psychic hotline that's right i remember that does anybody know what
37:12body part jackie claims she can read to predict your future is it the nips
37:20you can tell us if it's nipples she specialized in rumpology the art of reading the lines crevices
37:30dimples and folds of the ass i was a rumpologist in college
37:38studied a lot of crevices next up it's folk around and find out which two of these people released
37:47folk albums i want to kind of want to say benny and bernie just because it sounds good together
37:52i like your reasoning and i would like to double down on it the answer is bernie sanders and jill
37:58stein both released folk albums back in 1987 bernie sanders dropped this hit i saw below me
38:08that golden valley
38:11this land was made for you and me
38:14this one down me when you need them and jill stein was part of a 90s folk rock outfit in boston called
38:23somebody's sister
38:32i liked it it was so bad that it made me happy
38:43let's do holden showers which two of these people say they do not shower every day well i think uh brad
38:51pitt i i do believe donates his pheromones to charity so he is not allowed to shower every day
38:59brad pitt and benny blanco have said they do not shower every day uh brad pitt uh told eli
39:07roff that he uses baby wipes instead of showering saying quote i got six kids man i'm getting peed
39:13on all day i don't i don't have time to take a shower you see the pee is the shower yes and uh
39:21benny blanco told interview magazine that he doesn't shower often but when he does it's intense
39:27okay i might not get to shower every day do you cry in the shower sometimes you just have to have
39:33a good cry i always get death realizations when i'm in the shower we didn't get to andrew cuomo and
39:39sophia petrillo but they're both famously italian and neither will ever be mayor of new york
39:44more after the break welcome back it's time for which is higher i'll give you two unrelated numbers
39:54from the news you tell me which is higher the price of naomi osaka's limited edition la boo boo
40:02or a personalized video from john mackenroe's brother patrick on cameo i think it's the expensive
40:10naomi osaka la boo boo okay i think it's got to be patrick mackenroe because some rando on cameo
40:18has to be more expensive than this stupid thing naomi osaka's la boo boo is named billy jean bling
40:26yes so good that's good and it costs 495 dollars while the cost of a cameo with tennis commentator
40:33patrick mackenroe is 115 billy jean bling is higher in fact have i got news for you ordered a
40:42cameo from patrick mackenroe ourselves he's a huge fan of the show hey there's patrick mackenroe coming
40:50to you live from the u.s open have i got news for you here to wish you all a happy fall premiere
40:59what's that yeah no i've never heard of it i don't think it's some child's youtube channel or
41:04something i just made 100 bucks that was which is higher i want to thank our guests tonight dave
41:09foley and representative jasmine crockett and of course thank you to our team captains amber ruffin
41:16and michael lee and black before we sign off here are a few more stories we're watching jd vance hugs
41:23all the people that love him politician remembers he's ted cruz
41:34i'm roy wood jr and i'll see you next week for another episode of have i got news for you my book
41:38the man of many fathers is available for pre-order today and drops october 28th and on that same day
41:44i'm headed out on a national book tour check my website roywoodjr.com we're gonna laugh we're gonna
41:48read we're gonna have a good ass time we will see you next week and remember the national guard is
41:53still being deployed for no good damn reason good night
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