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Have I Got News for You (US) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:30welcome to have i got news for you i'm roy wood jr in the news this week
00:41trump's justice department continues to target his enemies
00:45with prices soaring people turn to american-made products
00:55rudy giuliani gets a job as a door dasher
01:01joining michael tonight she's the u.s representative from texas's 30th district
01:10and she's a little shy about it but she told me backstage before the show
01:13she's running for president in 2028 it's jasmine crockett
01:17on amber's team you know i'm from kids in the hall of bug's life in fargo and to me
01:27he'll always be the jasmine crockett of canada it's dave foley
01:31yes
01:35now it's been a long time off let's get to the biggest stories of the week
01:41amber and dave watch the clip and tell me what is the story
01:45this story is about yogi the bear
01:48and he got he got baby bear and there's a prominent baby bear eater
01:52right that's inside his brain and that's also his brain activity
01:57so the story is something to do with rfk jr and bears and worms oh my
02:03the story is the many ways in which the secretary of health and human services
02:09robert f kennedy jr is going to kill us all
02:12here's what steven miller said about rfk jr
02:16secretary kennedy has been a crown jewel of this administration
02:20the crown jewel testified in front of a senate panel earlier this week and uh
02:26let's just say it was a doozy
02:27well i'm asking the questions here you're evading that question i'm asking the questions
02:32you're the secretary of health and human services
02:34you don't have any idea how many americans died from covid
02:38i don't think anybody knows
02:40someone does know that you're supposed to be the someone that knows that
02:45i think satan looks at rfk jr and thinks i'm kind of overdoing it on this guy
02:50the hearing comes amidst a major turmoil uh for the department of health and human services
02:56in august the trump administration fired someone
02:59kind of important
03:02does anyone have any idea who they got rid of and why
03:07we're just looking for one person
03:08i believe it's the uh the head of the uh the cdc whatever the hell they do
03:14i'm sure it's nothing important
03:16yes correct uh rfk jr and the trump administration fired their own cdc director
03:22susan minares now you know i'm not afraid to say she was a solid cdc director
03:26and she killed it on who's the boss
03:28of course the firing came up during the secretary's senate testimony
03:34what reason do you think rfk jr gave for firing susan minares
03:41well here i gotta jump to rfk jr's defense
03:43because uh he had sound reason to fire her
03:46because he says he asked her point blank
03:48are you a trustworthy person
03:50and she said no i am not
03:53right you would think if you were an untrustworthy person
03:55you might lie
03:56yeah you would you would answer the negative of that
03:58ask me if i'm an untrustworthy
03:59are you an untrustworthy person michael
04:00i'm very trustworthy
04:02wow you're good
04:03welcome the new cdc director
04:05let's find out the answer
04:08i told her that she had to resign
04:10because i asked her
04:12are you a trustworthy person
04:14and she said no
04:16time to play a little game i like to call
04:20how is the government going to kill me
04:23i thought we'd have a jingle but okay
04:26i'm gonna give you all a situation
04:29and you guess how a recent trump administration decision might make you die
04:36great
04:36all right this game
04:37jasmine you up first
04:39it's a long list honey
04:40okay
04:40it's a lovely thanksgiving dinner
04:43you're there with your family
04:44your uncle just came in
04:46asked you to borrow twenty dollars
04:48you got the turkey
04:49how will you die
04:51it's the turkey
04:52the bird flew or something
04:54because they're not even testing for stuff no more
04:56it's the food
04:58it's the food
04:58points
04:59yes
05:00the answer is salmonella poisoning
05:05the department of agriculture is withdrawing a rule proposed to prevent food poisoning
05:10from poultry contaminated with salmonella
05:14dave your turn
05:15oh okay
05:16you out on a hot date
05:17yeah
05:19she's sexy
05:20all right
05:20oh and you're vibing
05:22i may have already died at this point
05:24and you and that girl go home
05:27and then she goes
05:29you got any condoms
05:29and you go i'm dave foley
05:31i don't use condoms
05:32how will you die
05:33i will die of a of a of a
05:35one of your classics
05:36or maybe a brand new venereal disease
05:38there we go
05:40we in mid-season form already
05:44dave the answer is super gonorrhea
05:46oh my god
05:47i love those comic books
05:49yes
05:50the trump administration has eliminated the centers for disease control and prevention's laboratories
05:57for stds and hepatitis
05:59and more specifically
06:00they've shuttered the only lab in america with the ability to test for emergent strains of quote
06:08super gonorrhea
06:10final question on how the government will kill you
06:14right
06:15you want to breathe air
06:17and every day you wake up and go
06:21air
06:23how will you die
06:26is it from the air
06:28what's in the air
06:30we don't know because they stopped testing for everything
06:33point
06:33bitch
06:34yes
06:35the government is closing the offices that analyze dangers posed by
06:42toxic chemicals climate change smog wildfires indoor air contaminants
06:46and drinking water pollutants
06:49does it feel great again
06:50if you're one of the duponts it feels great again
06:52now unfortunately much like the diseases they refute to vaccinate for the trump administration's
06:58terrible ideas are spreading like wildfire
07:01in fact this week one state has already decided to move and ban all vaccine mandates
07:08can anyone guess which state it is
07:10can anyone guess which state it is and amber why is it florida
07:12florida
07:14i never have the answer
07:19the one time i know you have to cock block me
07:25here's florida surgeon general joseph lodapo
07:28the florida department of health in partnership with the governor
07:33is going to be working to end all vaccine mandates in florida
07:39all of them all of them
07:42when it showed the guy and he was black that hurt my feelings
07:46would you like for me to play a little bit more of him
07:50so he could hurt your feelings even more
07:53yes
07:54what did he compare giving your kid a life-saving measles shot to
08:02what did he compare vaccinations to
08:06if the answer is slavery i'll kill us all
08:09every last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain and and slavery
08:18i think maybe they aren't teaching what slavery was clearly
08:33but y'all vaccines and slavery honestly wouldn't you agree jasmine christ you don't remember that
08:40you don't remember that scene in roots when they got vaccinated
08:42you don't remember that scene
08:50no you make it fun when you turned it into an old negro spirit
08:54who else are people skeptical about giving vaccines to
08:59it's not just human beings
09:01doggies the answer is dogs dogs
09:04a study published in the journal vaccine
09:07actual name found that about 37 percent of dog owners
09:13believe that canine vaccination could cause their dogs to develop autism
09:19this explains a lot i had my late german shepherd who i love dearly
09:23was totally non-verbal
09:25michael and jasmine watch the clip tell me what's the story all right that's where you work
09:34when we go to work uh-huh that the fbi oh oh there's files oh redacted i definitely know what
09:39this is is it the epstein files is that the story yes the story is the epstein files and
09:44that's the craze that's sweeping the nation and has everybody saying yeah i'd be inclined to do the epstein i'd have no problem with it
09:52this week uh the house oversight committee released over 33 000 files related to the epstein case that sounds like a lot but why were so many people disappointed in the latest epstein drop
10:11they redacted you saw them over there they scratching out the names you didn't hear about
10:16them saying all the conservatives gotta go get him out get him out
10:19so and of course you know trump they're working overtime make sure trump trump trump
10:24but you probably hear whispers like in the halls of congress about who's on that list
10:27who who who you hear
10:28uh we didn't hear whispers
10:30oh you heard shouts and murders
10:33we had survivors that gave us names and i am applauding every single survivor right now because they have decided
10:39they decided they gonna make their own list
10:44many were disappointed by the epstein drop because most of it had already come out before
10:5097 of those documents were already part of the public domain it's nothing new
10:55this is all a charade
10:56they haven't given us anything they've given us the sleeves off their vest
11:00that was kentucky state rep and always they always looked sort of wet thomas massey
11:05just always just looked down what was in the new three percent that was released
11:12oh you would know can i just say the way your eyes are moving on this topic
11:18you know some shit
11:19because she's like
11:21video and the survivors
11:29the only new info released was flight records and a video of epstein's cell block from before his death
11:42that includes a minute missing from earlier videos
11:46we can't find none of the epstein but y'all got all the young thug phone call recorded
11:52dave young thug is an american rapper who's been a resource of charge
11:56and uh it's tearing the american hip-hop community apart
11:59oh
12:00okay
12:01congratulations
12:02no
12:04this week massey teamed up with democratic representative rocana to host a bipartisan rally
12:13outside the capitol for those same survivors you're talking about the survivors of epstein
12:18sex trafficking massey and connor are leading the charge for something called a discharge petition
12:23that makes the doj turn over all their epstein files
12:28is it okay to start the rumor that anyone who opposes releasing the epstein files is in them
12:36you know what we gotta do to find out who's on the list is just call out names and see if your eye twitch
12:42i'ma say a name you just look forward i'ma just say a name
12:46is this the first time you've been on the same side as marjorie taylor green in something
12:51yes it is breaking news honey
12:52we don't get along we don't agree
12:56but we are on the same side on this
12:59and um i will tell you that she seemed authentic for once in her life
13:05it's honestly so disgusting that we have a speaker of the house
13:11that basically has decided he is going to do whatever his orange master tells him to do
13:17even if that means covering up for the pedophiles
13:21because these people are pedophiles
13:23i have to say nothing in the world is cooler than all the victims getting together and being like
13:28fuck all y'all we know the list we'll give you our own fucking list
13:32now massey and connor continue to fight to get this petition passed
13:40they have every house democrat supporting the petition
13:43does anyone know how many republican signatures they need
13:47to get this petition passed how many republicans you think they need
13:51we need two more
13:52run for office
13:53oh okay
13:54the problem is i'm on the list
13:59let's hear the number
14:05212 democrats
14:07and uh thomas massey has done an extraordinary job
14:10we have four republicans already on the first day so we only need uh two more
14:16that's how i be talking when i'm trying to plan a threesome i need two more
14:19oh let's hope the odds are better
14:26uh republican rep nancy mace is on board so is rumored kit rockett lauren bobert so is georgia rep and
14:38unofficial son and spokeswoman marjorie taylor green is that her mug shot
14:42you can't resist yourself
14:46i was i was confused
14:50y'all on the same side on this
14:52if you want a rag gardener just give me a signal and i'll do it
14:56her eyes so close together it looks like they're looking at one another
14:59you know i can say shit like that marjorie taylor green uh vowed to name quote every damn name
15:08of epstein's clients let's hear it i look forward to talking with president trump uh about about
15:14these women that i've met um i also encouraged him already this morning that he should have these
15:20women in the oval office they deserve to be there he's already had them that's the problem
15:24don't do it girl
15:30so marjorie taylor green has told us her plans to get president trump in the same room with the
15:34survivors let's hear how those plans are coming along what was his reaction about i haven't got
15:40an answer back on that while trump survivors were at the rally trump was meeting with the polish
15:46president carol nawrowski who you can tell is just thrilled to be sitting next to him for this press
15:53conference so this is a democrat hoax that never ends you know it reminds me a little of the uh
16:00kennedy situation we gave him everything over and over again more and more and more and nobody's ever
16:06satisfied from what i understand i could check but from what i understand thousands of pages of
16:12documents have been given but it's really a democrat hoax you ever be at your friend's house and
16:18and their parents get to fighting question for the panel uh what do we think do you think the
16:23discharge petition will get enough support to get all of the evidence out there there's no way that
16:30this discharge petition ever gets released uh if it's ever going to embarrass anybody who happens to be
16:39president of the united states but then will it be released later after do you think you think so
16:54i'll just wait i'll wait we'll be right back
16:57welcome back it's time now for the offender meter we will fire up the offender meter and teams have to
17:11tell us who's the offender what they did and who they offended first up who is this offender y'all oh
17:17oh no gavin newsom oh yes well it certainly can't be that he's on the epstein list
17:25because if if you sound pissed it's because you're on the list
17:32i think that's it if you pissed you're on the list it's because you're on the list that's it
17:37yes that is california governor uh gavin newsom did he offend england by having those teeth
17:42i'm english i think i think gavin newsom offended black people for asking to be allowed in a juke
17:50joint
17:53well you should have seen sinners and you would have got that yeah
17:59hey the black people got it they know
18:01i watched you know the juke joint yeah it was a good movie uh who did gavin newsom offend uh
18:07uh well all republicans as far as i'm concerned um but no obviously my bootleg governor feeling
18:15away as well as you know the bootleg president yes they're upset because he said you're not gonna
18:20roll all over me i'm gonna fight back yes he did uh newsom offended maga supporters because he's been
18:29going hard posting ai videos like this one in which he drinks maga tears
18:39and this one where he's shaking hands with a tiny trump
18:47troll on my brother that video is worth the 10 000 acres of rainforest that we're destroying
18:53newsom's also been trolling trump all summer by emulating his style tweeting things like
19:00donald is finished he's no longer hot first the hands so tiny and now me
19:07gavin c newsom have taken away his step many are saying he can't even do the big stairs on air
19:14force one anymore unless he uses the little baby stairs that's a quality kind of sort of
19:20okay donald trump impersonation that's right up there with alec baldwin that's neck and neck uh i
19:27hate this i know i'm i'm in the minority on this i hate that he's doing this because i hate that we're
19:32we're reducing our politicians to cartoon characters i don't give a how well you control online
19:39do your job that's what i care but
19:42do you feel i know she's gonna disagree with me listen and this is my partner this is my partner
19:50we on the same team but at the same time your answer was that maga is losing their
19:56shit right now correct and they're like this is immature yes that's what we've been saying
20:01that is what we're trying to get you to see it is immature it is ignorant and it does not prove that
20:07you should be having the nuclear codes like we want you to do better next time so yes i think it
20:13is necessary because we are putting a good old mirror up in your face to make you understand that
20:19y'all been supporting a real ignorant fool this whole time i don't like what you said because that's like
20:23how people do us when people are like they're over here making jokes but there's serious going on
20:29man por qué no los dos but we're like we're literally comedians he's literally the governor
20:37trump is literally the trump and he's doing the same thing yeah and he's getting a lot of
20:42done yes it's not good but it's frequent and it is happening i think michael's antique desire
20:50for integrity is adorable now it's hard to decide but maybe the dumbest thing newsom has posted
21:02is this ai image of himself being prayed over by kid rock and a hulk hogan angel
21:11and you can tell us ai because the fingers are weird and also hulk hogan is in heaven
21:20that's what we think but how has the right responded to gavin newsom's spot-on trump impression
21:28i i would guess that they feel the same way michael feels that don't you think it's bad you got
21:33something in common with them uh they responded by not getting the joke at all why is
21:41he spending all this time you know trying to be fresh with president trump why doesn't he do his
21:46job i don't know what he's trying to do but but it comes across as childish and what are you're the
21:52governor of the biggest state in the union what are you doing stop it with the twitter thing i don't
21:59know where his wife is if i were his wife i would say what you are making a fool of yourself stop it
22:05that's what you sound like
22:13i agree with them
22:17stuff it stuff it right now but wait a minute like pritzker the governor of illinois is out there
22:22doing making the same exact points but doing it in a way that is mature intelligent rational
22:29reasonable and doesn't come across like he's just a needy little baby sucking at the teat of public
22:33attention which i think is what gavin newsom is doing those people already vote democrat we
22:39don't need their votes we need the idiot votes let's get stupid let's do stupid memes let's have
22:48you said we need to get the idiots to vote democratic dave is already voting democratic if i could vote
22:56now it does seem to be working the strategy seems to be working for newsom in 2025 he's gained over
23:01three million followers across tick tock instagram x and substack uh does anyone know how newsom is
23:09going on the offensive now and taking the fight to trump so newsom is saying fine texas if you're
23:14going to do it we're going to do it and they're they're trying to add congressional seats to california
23:19to offset the losses that may happen in texas and november 4th everybody needs to go vote in california
23:25go vote newsom has been mounting a huge fight against trump's gerrymandering according to the
23:32new york times quote a redistricting arms race is quickly spreading across the country and uh
23:39as our boy gavin put it california will now draw new more beautiful maps they will be historic as they
23:46will end the trump presidency thank you for your attention to this matter so he's fighting fire with
23:53fire essentially so here's the thing if the goal is to put out fire why are you adding fire because
24:01you're not going to put out the fire with more fire that's not true that's what they do for forest fires
24:05all the time shut up dave something called a backfire yeah
24:13we district and hok hogan ai let's see if we can make it to midterms
24:18um who is this offender that's president xi yes who did he offend is it because
24:28he doesn't want the epstein files to be released
24:33that means he's on the list is that true that is chinese president xi jinping um he offended president
24:41donald j trump when he didn't invite trump to the big dictator sleepover earlier this week
24:47well when you say big dick like that he's not going to get invited
24:55in beijing on wednesday uh xi presided over a massive military parade with guest vladimir putin kim jong-un
25:03was also on hand to watch the big show but trump wasn't invited so he did what he always does when he
25:10sees his friends hanging out without him uh he posted about it may president xi and the wonderful
25:16people of china have a great and lasting day of celebration please give my warmest regards to
25:21vladimir putin and kim jong-un as you conspire against the united states of america president donald
25:28j trump that's a great arnold schwarzenegger though trump didn't get invited which i feel like
25:37to be fair to putin he probably was like my bad dude i thought you was dead
25:42trump was obviously annoyed by this uh so who did he call instead after this snub you've been snubbed
25:50by these people you got to call somebody have a friend he should call one of their friends
25:55did he do they have other friends trump said he was calling ukrainian president zelinski this week
26:03yes we about to petty our way to a peace deal you see they over there meeting without us
26:14i don't know why i added that to trump that was the offender we'll be right back
26:18welcome back it's time for lie curious i give you three biographical details about a public figure
26:33but only one is true you have to guess which is the truth and which are filthy funky lies let's get
26:39started time now for three facts about new york city mayoral candidate zoran mondani
26:49mondani seen here watching eric adams bribe a reporter with a briefcase full of funyuns
26:56our facts about mondani are his favorite sex in the city character is miranda
27:02he's taken every bus route in new york city he's appeared in an episode of nailed it oh which is the
27:08truth panel i think it has to be bus routes i think it's bus routes yeah i want it to be miranda
27:15i'm gonna agree we're going with miranda all right she ran for governor of new york she did
27:21cynthia nixon all right it's miranda all day long here he is answering the question
27:27who's his favorite sex in the city character miranda miranda miranda miranda okay all-time miranda
27:32his favorite character is miranda andrew cuomo was asked the same question he said the one with the
27:45knockers
27:49we know that mom donnie loves his pop culture but his skill set doesn't stop there in the early 2000s he
27:55also had another talent no no surprise no surprise no i can smell it and i swear to god if you show
28:06this guy rapping i will kill in the previous 20 episodes of this show we've shown a lot of clips
28:12of people rapping who shouldn't be rapping doesn't mean that we have another clip of somebody he was a
28:20rapper his stage name was mr cardamom and yes we have a clip
28:37uh-oh i like it a little bit he's fun it's fun that's too much mayoral nipple for me
28:43i don't ever want to see my mayor's nipples not ever now speaking of that eric adams made a big
28:50announcement on friday does anyone know what eric adams big announcement was that he got another eric
28:59he calls his homie he called trump he told him trump i will come and work for you and get out this race
29:08so that hopefully mandami can lose okay now that is a lot of the rumored speculation friday evening eric
29:14adams held a press conference to say he was staying in the new york mayoral race here he is making the
29:21announcement friday evening i committed myself and dedicated myself to a city that i love and i'm going
29:29to continue to do that this polo shirt that i'm wearing that says eric adams mayor of the city of new
29:35new york i'm going to wear that for another four years he should change yeah you gotta wash that
29:44you have to wash your clothes if i just get a polo shirt i can be mayor
29:50it seems like eric adams held a press conference to say trump wouldn't give him a job
29:56now because it's eric adams he also said this
30:00andrew cuomo is a snake and a liar i am in this race and i'm the only one that can beat mandami
30:11is oran gonna win i'll live here
30:19time for three facts about janine
30:22hero oh she was named one of people magazine's most beautiful people in 1997 oh she lost 1.4
30:30million investing in a glamping company she qualified for the 92 olympics in race walking
30:39which one is the truth each one of these is a winner this is great well i i guess just because i'm petty i
30:47want to go for the most negative one which is that she lost 1.4 million dollars because i don't want
30:52to think of anything happy ever happening for her i'm a hater too so i'm down for number two i like the
30:58idea of number two but i want to say it's number one no i don't want her to be pretty
31:06janine bureau was named one of people magazine's 50 most beautiful people in 1997. show us the evidence
31:14this is of course at a time in the world when there was only 51 people here she is in 1997 in all her
31:21glory oh my god she's beautiful i would ignore her politics that was like curious more after the break
31:30welcome back it's time for missing words
31:47here's your headline man builds blank for his cats a sense of yearning
31:54a castle
31:59man builds fully functional mini subway station for oh my god
32:05nothing cats love more than commuting
32:09uh youtuber zinesworld spent four months building something called
32:14cat town station which he unveiled earlier this summer please take a look at this
32:24what what the is that is he rich is that in his home is this a functional subway where are they going
32:37why are there more cats in the subway they're not going to recoup this money subway station isn't the
32:43only thing he's built for his cats on his youtube channel he's also documented the construction of a cat
32:49movie theater and a cat supermarket oh does anyone know what cat city feature he most recently unveiled
33:00is it a hair salon i want it to be a hair salon tattoo parlor
33:04it's a brand new cat mcdonald's oh my yeah buddy even got an asshole cat manager there telling you
33:17we don't serve breakfast after 10 30. it's 10 33 you got a biscuit back there
33:24here's your headline connecticut man collects blank i mean it sounds like it wants to rhyme
33:31connecticut man collects confederate jam
33:37good job is it confederate is it confederate jam right connecticut man collects more than 3 800 pairs
33:43of crocs no life is about having fun living simple as that dub the croc king doogie has more than 3500
33:52pairs of them doogie sand tiger excellent excellent excellent name great name a connecticut man known as
33:59the croc king set a guinness world record for the biggest single collection with 3569 pairs of crocs
34:07but according to his instagram at the time of this taping he's already passed that number with 3814
34:14pairs of crocs yeah i like that this is how rich people should be acting instead of like influencing an
34:21entire administration no absolutely not they should be like i built a playground for snakes that's right
34:27they're right they're right all right here's your headline eric trump gets blank in bizarre stunt eric
34:34trump gets the love of his father
34:39eric trump gets swung around by a sumo wrestler in bizarre stunt while visiting japan eric posted
34:47a clip to his instagram please take a look at this
34:55i'm sorry i think there was something wrong with the audio on that can we yeah play it again with the audio
35:01who can tell me why eric trump was in japan in the first damn place i don't know the answer but i know it
35:14involves corruption was he like buying tigers or like corruption
35:19eric was in town for a shareholder meeting of the bitcoin exchange that his dad co-founded which began
35:29publicly trading crypto this week would anybody like to guess how much money the trump family made in the
35:38first day of trading this week uh the answer is five billion dollars yes which is why i'm announcing
35:48roy bucks would you like money get on the exchange today and purchase you some roy bucks
36:01let's listen words more after the break
36:11welcome back to have i got news for you it's time for meet in the middle where we find common
36:16ground between two people who would never be caught hanging out first up on one side we have
36:21jill stein benny blanco andrew cuomo and billy bob thornton on the other side there's brad pitt
36:28bernie sanders sylvester stallone and sophia patrillo from the golden girls we've got mommy
36:36cirrus which two of these people have psychic moms i think it's sylvester stallone i think his mother is
36:43a psychic i don't know why this came to me maybe because i'm psychic yeah i think it's sylvester
36:49stallone and billy bob thornton final answer the answer billy bob thornton and sylvester stallone
36:57they both had moms who claimed to be psychic billy bob's mom predicted that he would one day
37:03win an oscar while sylvester stallone's mom jackie even had her own psychic hotline that's right i
37:10remember that does anybody know what body part jackie claims she can read to predict your future
37:18is it the nips you can tell us if it's nipples she specialized in rumpology the art of reading the lines
37:29crevices dimples and folds of the ass i was a rumpologist in college studied a lot of crevices
37:41next up it's folk around and find out which two of these people released folk albums i want to kind
37:48of want to say benny and bernie just because it sounds good together i like your reasoning and i would
37:54like to double down on it the answer is bernie sanders and jill stein both released folk albums
38:01back in 1987 bernie sanders dropped this hit i saw below me that golden valley
38:11this land was made for you and me where's mandami when you need them
38:17and jill stein was part of a 90s folk rock outfit in boston called somebody's sister
38:36i liked it
38:39it was so bad that it made me happy
38:41let's do holden showers which two of these people say they do not shower every day well i
38:50think uh brad pitt i i do believe donates his pheromones to charity so he is not allowed to shower
38:58every day brad pitt and benny blanco have said they do not shower every day uh brad pitt uh told eli
39:07the shower off that he uses baby wipes instead of showering saying quote i got six kids man i'm
39:12getting peed on all day i don't i don't have time to take a shower you see the pee is the shower yes
39:20and uh benny blanco told interview magazine that he doesn't shower often but when he does it's intense
39:28okay i might not get to shower every day do you cry in the shower sometimes you just have to have a
39:33good cry i always get death realizations when i'm in the shower we didn't get to andrew cuomo and sophia
39:40petrillo but they're both famously italian and neither will ever be mayor of new york more after the break
39:50welcome back it's time for which is higher i'll give you two unrelated numbers from the news you tell me
39:56which is higher the price of naomi osaka's limited edition labubu or a personalized video from john
40:05mackenroe's brother patrick on cameo i think it's the expensive naomi osaka labubu okay i think it's
40:13got to be patrick mackenroe because some rando on cameo has to be more expensive than this stupid thing
40:20naomi osaka's labubu is named billy jean bling yes so good that's good and it costs 495 dollars
40:31while the cost of a cameo with tennis commentator patrick mackenroe is 115 dollars billy jean bling
40:39is higher in fact have i got news for you ordered a cameo from patrick mackenroe ourselves he's a huge
40:47fan of the show hey there's patrick mackenroe coming to you live from the us open have i got
40:53news for you here to wish you all a happy fall premiere what's that yeah no i've never heard of
41:01it i don't think it's some child's youtube channel or something i just made a hundred bucks that was
41:07which is higher i want to thank our guests tonight dave foley and representative jasmine crockett
41:11and of course thank you to our team captains amber ruffin and michael leon black before we sign off
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