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00:00Tails tells Sonic he's okay.
00:03It also has a joke because he says at first he implies that he's strange.
00:07A movement at the end of the maze at the point where the silver pathways meet the red sky gets his attention,
00:14and he sees a huge buzz bomber heading for him not sticking to the pathways.
00:19He gets called a rogue program and puts his arms up.
00:23He's told he has no business in the video card, but then he's told to return to his designated task area or he'll be held in a memory cache.
00:33Why would he think he has a designated task area if he has no business here?
00:39What a simplistic minded robot.
00:42Tails is smart enough to try to come up with a lie.
00:45He says he's a freelance systems analysis program who checks to see that the computer is running efficiently.
00:52It's already been established that the robot is stupid, so when I'm saying um and hesitating before the lie might not give it away either.
01:00It's only suspicious because he's not very efficient at carrying out his program.
01:05He considers taking Tails to the reprogramming units, but somehow takes his word for it anyways despite being human enough to chuckle and say you're on.
01:13He runs away not in the direction the robot hornet anticipated, and instead under it.
01:19There's padding as nothing new happens for a huge paragraph's worth of time.
01:24His idea was that running in as straight a line as possible was somehow more likely to get him out of the maze and finding any way of cover or protection than taking a turn.
01:34He's got no reason to think there is cover and a way to protect himself here.
01:39He's just desperate.
01:41A buzz bomb crashes into the ground beside him sending a spurt of melted metal into the air, and he dodges the droplets.
01:49I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be firing fireballs, not actual bombs, but I'm glad that it does something new.
01:58Makes it look more competent.
02:00But he's still being chased by the buzz bomber.
02:03The pathway gets wider and it goes under an overhead signpost.
02:08He hears a shriek and crash.
02:11While still running, he looks back at the buzz bomber that flew into an invisible wall and ends up shrinking away.
02:17He runs into a large signpost saying he's entering expanded memory.
02:22It tells him to check his parody first.
02:25So there's a joke where he checks himself in confusion before walking ahead on the great floor with no trenches cutting in his sections.
02:32In his middle is a large rectangle set into the floor that buzzes with static.
02:38He turns to black with yellow letters, mistaken for the witch because he's carrying her black box.
02:44He's told to use a handset to transmit or receive data.
02:47You mean the witch didn't already know that?
02:50The screen on the floor clears and fills with a huge list of computer jargon that sadly means nothing to Tails.
02:57He sees a sign saying that he's entering the video card.
03:01And he can't communicate with Sonic so he gets upset at first.
03:05He walks back onto the video card pathway and sits to look at the grey screen in the sky.
03:11He chouts in response and wonders if it's Sonic's fault by accident that he couldn't see the monitor screen.
03:17And somehow he gives Sonic the credit for getting rid of the buzz bomber.
03:21Tails figures out that it couldn't keep going after him because it's part of the video part of the computer.
03:26And when he ran under the sign he left the video card which is why he couldn't see the screen anymore.
03:32Somehow Sonic can't understand what he's saying.
03:36Sure there was no proof that he wasn't like this in the games in 1993 but he's also supposed to be cool.
03:41So he shouldn't look dumber than the average person.
03:44I don't like that the narration says unbelievably something occurred to him.
03:49Tails runs back towards the other screen in the middle of the open space with a long list.
03:54He looks at it looking for something he vaguely remembered and pulls out the black box.
04:00Uses the identify button and gets given exposition about the output device complete with a visual from the screen.
04:06He is told that it was made to create real versions of images.
04:10Wouldn't this be something that the AI in here are expected to already know?
04:14The writer knew this and proves it because a video of Eggman shows up on the screen asking which of his programmed creations was trying to access his restricted data.
04:24He laughs at Tails and I get to read about Tails name calling him.
04:30He refuses to tell him whether he's captured Sonic as well out of spite and tells them they're gonna find their friends.
04:36He also lampshades his egg obsession finally.
04:40I wish he ate a lot of eggs in the games because it makes sense because he's called Eggman.
04:46But it's also bad that he's only shown eating eggs.
04:50I like that even a Tails like this is still not showing he's afraid in front of Eggman.
04:55With all of the time he's had to deal with him and the fact that he wanted to be cool like Sonic, that makes more sense.
05:02Eggman calls Tails the villain which is delusional but realistic.
05:07He says he's notified his virus search and destroy program on him.
05:11Tails tells Sonic about this and uses the black box keys to type in the name of the output device.
05:18He presses the go to button but gets told that it's not operational yet.
05:23The floor gets shook around him and he tells Sonic to get the output device working to free him.
05:29But there's no answer from Sonic.
05:32Never mind how that worried Tails.
05:34Because as soon as he read his words he started running away looking for any clues that might lead him to that output device.
05:41The narration's aware that he had no idea where to go.
05:44And justifies that he was just happy and an excuse to do something else.
05:48He has to reassure himself that Tails knows what he's doing.
05:52And that if he had jumped in there after him Eggman would have won.
05:56It makes him sympathetic that he had enough anxiety about such a horrifying situation that he had to reassure himself out loud.
06:03That's what's tricky. Sympathetic moments aren't cool.
06:07But writers have to give him some to keep him likable.
06:11He hears a noise and sees a shaking bush.
06:14He rambles for a while before saying he's Sonic.
06:17A small white animal leaves the bush with a long snout and pink ears and eyes.
06:22And a long thin tail.
06:24He sarcastically says he's not Sonic and just looks like him.
06:28And she's dumb enough to not get the sarcasm.
06:31I hate how long this has taken.
06:34She asks for help but doesn't tell him what she needs help with.
06:38And somehow he says she'd better introduce herself first and breaks the fourth wall again.
06:43She calls herself Iggy like the SEC Online character.
06:47And she's a mouse.
06:49She tells him something bad happened in Mystic Cave.
06:52And he correctly predicts that she's upset about people getting sucked into monitor screens into another universe.
06:57This really is boring.
07:00Sonic says all this begging stuff is just wasting time.
07:04If the writer knows this, why is he writing it?
07:08Her endless, meaningless talking has revealed that she heard the robot say something scary.
07:13Again, it takes way too long for her to give him the information he needs.
07:18She describes burlbots.
07:20And the story wastes my time describing what they're like.
07:23She says one of them was carrying something heavy in a cage and they were heading for Winged Fortress.
07:28More padding to read instead of Sonic instantly heading for that place.
07:33Right now, I hate this Iggy character.
07:36No wonder it's so many pages long.
07:39The writer makes Sonic too talkative.
07:42Which is boring for any character.
07:44Sonic somehow considers offering someone a ride on his back.
07:48He runs away and it turns out she can keep up with him through the power of Creator's Pet and gives the credit to Tails.
07:55As she's a member of his fan club.
07:58Well, it makes as much sense as Sonic being fast.
08:01So it only comes off as Creator's Pet because of how annoying she's been so far.
08:06Because she hasn't really done anything to earn the preferential treatment right now.
08:11The pacing would be so much better if he wasn't wasting his time talking to this wimp who's scared of going into a dark place when she's from a cave.
08:20And if Sonic lampshaded this, then why was it written anyways?
08:24The book's really boring at this point.
08:27She runs towards the overgrown entranceway.
08:30Sonic thinks that's a bad idea.
08:33And there's an unconvincing reason as to why and she screams and he doesn't hear anything more.
08:38So he runs into Winged Fortress and it's dark with strings of moss hanging from above.
08:43He hears a clanging sound so he knows to head in that direction.
08:47It takes forever describing some burlbots wearing baseball caps and Sonic eventually listens for the direction of a voice calling for help.
08:55Which is why he doesn't fight them.
08:57As I expected, it turns out she was put in one of the advancing burlbots.
09:02I have to wonder why she's still able to call for help then instead of being brainwashed.
09:07I hate that it takes a giant paragraph to describe Sonic spinjumps the burlbots really quickly.
09:14Why doesn't Sonic instantly destroy the final one then?
09:18It pads it out for paragraphs with them talking to each other.
09:21She thanks Sonic for saving her, calls him a superhero, and when he honestly says he knows, she nitpicks,
09:27That's not very modest.
09:29Like she's not used to his cocky personality somehow.
09:32He says,
09:33When you're as cool as I am, who needs modesty?
09:36You know I'm good, I know I'm good, the re- everyone knows I'm good, so why should I pretend I'm not?
09:41That's true, he's honest, and not too delusional to know she was right.
09:46I'm still calling him out on almost breaking the fourth wall.
09:50Anyone actually emotionally invested in the universe of a franchise doesn't appreciate that.
09:55Sonic's responsible enough to tell her to be careful as she reads the contents of the crate.
10:00One of them has the output device.
10:03The writing on the output device goes from useful information on how to use it to a bunch of redundant warnings for the sake of forced comedy that end up having nothing to do with this.
10:15Sonic tells her he's heard enough of that a little too late for me, but at least he tries.
10:21He's clever enough to use a burl butt arm to pry open the biggest crate which has another output device and an instruction manual.
10:29Even though only Eggman planned on using devices.
10:32There's more padding as a result.
10:34Somehow Sonic ends up talking as if Eggman bought this kit that if constructed can create real people out of images on a computer.
10:42Well, it's a good thing Eggman isn't the source of all technology anymore, but I would rather Eggman make it because he's supposed to be an awesome main villain.
10:52Also, this means Sonic Boom wasn't that original when it had Tails make an invention like that.
10:58Iggy finds a small screwdriver in a packing case.
11:02Sonic would have found it anyways, but at least he tried.
11:05The two of them have to put together the output device based on a diagram that was taped to the bottom of the biggest crate's lid.
11:13But it was easy for them to do it.
11:15Which is inspiring.
11:17Somehow, all of the diagram's instructions were in another language when the manual isn't.
11:23It's too bad the story doesn't have them be finished putting it together right after this.
11:28Instead, it has a whole bunch of boring, worthless words, like recapping Tails' situation.
11:35They put together something three times as tall as Sonic.
11:39It says that one of Eggman's computer monitors is showing a video of Eggman playing tic-tac-toe with a motobug.
11:45So that's new.
11:47Sonic sarcastically quotes it for stating the obvious when it doesn't turn on.
11:51They have to look at the manual again to remind themselves that it didn't come with batteries.
11:56I knew that'd be a problem, and somehow they forgot.
12:00But I love how relatable they were being by having to put together a do-it-yourself thing.
12:05Before Sonic boom, they find out they could also use a high-voltage electricity cable to power it.
12:13Sonic says quiet and listens for a while.
12:16And eventually he tunes into the low thrumming sound from below and figures out that the Winged Fortress has a power plant below them.
12:23There's some more padding, and he points to the holes in the floor that the Borobots made as a way to get down there.
12:30Obviously, we didn't see a power plant in the games, but it would make no sense if it didn't.
12:36How would it be able to fly if it didn't have an energy source?
12:41So this is really awesome.
12:43He gets the idea to ask a computer how to get the power out by using a Borobot's arm on his keyboard.
12:49Iggy says she's a computer expert and was called a hacker.
12:53So now she's actually endearing herself to me.
12:56Between this and her being a mouse named Iggy, who even has the same real first name as the SCC Online character,
13:03I'm starting to wonder if the Iggy from SCC Online was based on her.
13:08So he goes into the holes without her, and it's dark with a large glowing object ahead of him and a computer on top.
13:15Something wraps around his leg, and he panics only to realize it's an electric flex.
13:21Eventually, he finds a plug and plugs it in, and gets told to type in the password.
13:27Eggman should be using retina scans instead. Somehow he needs to ask if excruciatingly as an X or not.
13:36The password he types in is accepted. His spelling was terrible earlier.
13:41He spelled SYSTEM with I instead of Y, but here he spells everything right.
13:47He picks up a coil of cable and it's boring again for a while, though he does reveal that his idea of good food is pizza to go.
13:55It's a shame that he's never shown liking any chili dogs, but it's nice to see some variety.
14:02Eventually, she tells him to throw the cable up to her.
14:05Then something large and heavy hits him in the back, knocking him to the floor, and it gets sat on.
14:10So I don't think that's ever happened before.
14:13Eventually a door opens, and out of it steps Eggman.
14:16Sonic mocks him, saying that by holding a torch under his chin to look sinister, all he's doing is giving him a good look up his nostrils.
14:26Somehow, Iggy doesn't know what to do, when she was already told to use the machine to save people.
14:31It turns out there's a grounder on Sonic's back.
14:35The story just wastes my time and cuts away from Sonic's point of view as the drill tips begin eating away at Sonic's spines.
14:42So I think that's new.
14:44It finally goes back to Tails, but with the worst of timing.
14:48The silver path Tails is standing on starts moving and twisting.
14:52A section in the distance breaks in two, and the end of the part he was on starts to act like it's being eaten away.
14:59Eventually, that happens to him again.
15:02This is very uneventful.
15:04He sees a giant tube collection stood on end, floating.
15:08And it talks way too much as it's threatening him.
15:11At times like this, it would be better if it didn't talk, like the badniks in the games.
15:17It's confusing that he keeps using capitalists as an insult.
15:22The robot says the silicone mines are full of decadent capitalist spreadsheets and account programs, like that's possible.
15:30They're just glitchy AIs that somehow have free will by mistake.
15:35I hate that it's explained that Tails had barely been understanding what he's saying to him.
15:40A big hatch below the robot slides open, and a big L-block tumbles out and shakes the ground.
15:46A tape lock falls too, and he has to dodge it.
15:51Sometimes it's wasted as the story repeats itself.
15:54He says he can only get out of here by building a bridge, and this rain of bricks looks like a place to start.
16:00So he wants to get that robot to drop them on each other so he can get off this metal island.
16:05Can it just fly?
16:07Earlier in the scene it was explained that a giant robot like this can only fly because it was programmed to be able to do so.
16:15So the laws of gravity don't have to apply to it.
16:18In Tails' adventure there are some places where he couldn't fly, because of the wind.
16:23So I just have to assume that there's wind that keeps him from flying some places.
16:28He also taunts the robot as he's carrying out his plan.
16:32The story repeats itself until he has a bridge made.
16:35Finally.
16:36When a block hits a section he's standing on it shakes, and he slips off the edge and has to grab it.
16:43He eventually flings himself up onto another block just before it'd be too late, and jumps to safety.
16:50There's more padding, and he sees a large black ball that for some reason didn't instantly start rolling towards him.
16:57The story tries to have some humor by saying that Tails' reflection looks weird on it like he's a balloon fox,
17:02and says he had no time to laugh at how stupid it looked.
17:06He runs for a needlessly long time until he starts using the black box again,
17:10constantly pressing the wrong button because he's distracted and running.
17:14He ends up spelling out memory cache, and presses the go to button again.
17:19It's like a big invisible chair had appeared under him.
17:23It flies him along the shining pathway at high speed.
17:26Earlier he wasn't allowed to go anywhere using the black box.
17:30He was told he wasn't allowed to go to the exact location he's heading for now.
17:34Why is the box working?
17:36But at least this is something that never happened before.
17:39He gets sent towards an insect-shaped building.
17:43So I think that's new.
17:45I don't know why he's scared of a big silicone chip and doesn't want to go in the building.
17:50The invisible chair reaches the base of the building's big leg,
17:54and shifts upwards towards a dark block and reaches the top of the leg,
17:58and turns to head for the side of the building.
18:01A tiny hole appears in it just ahead of him and expands very quickly to make a box-sized opening in it.
18:09And it gets sent flying through the hole and rolls into a ball as he lands in a tight tunnel shaped like a roller coaster.
18:16It doesn't need to describe it that much.
18:19It's a good attention to detail that it calls his nose wet and cold as it gets pressed against the wall.
18:24He rolls over and opens his eyes in a dark room and hears the voice of Joe Sushi and recognizes a lot of other people.
18:32Joe tells him that the people in here have jumped to the conclusion that almost everyone in the world is here.
18:38Idiot.
18:40He tries to use the black box's delete button.
18:43And the box's screen says that a rogue program must be using the box because the witch was reported deactivated by the big robot he ran from earlier.
18:52And how did the big robot know that?
18:55He didn't see the witch dying.
18:57I guess he tried to call the witch.
19:00Because it's an AI.
19:02So the box is programmed to self-destruct instead of just be made entirely non-functional.
19:07Even though his self-destruct could be used by him as a way to get himself out of a prison he's trapped in.
19:12Tails kicks it over to a wall and it disintegrates in a smoke cloud.
19:16And the crowd applauds and looks at him in hero worship mode for some reason.
19:21He feels the floor tremble and there's more padding until he tells everyone to move away.
19:26And eventually the whole wall gets destroyed and rubble pours into the room followed by the big black ball.
19:32That conveniently stops for no reason.
19:35Tails gets to look like a hero again by telling it to leave the others alone when it's him at once.
19:41He jumps with a plan to bounce off and run down the tunnel it had dug.
19:45He makes it explode with a burst of black powder.
19:48He says it must have busted itself up by beating its way here.
19:52He's given some hero worship and finds another black box bigger than the last one.
19:58This is so interesting.
20:00He types in the words output device prefaced by a big acronym I never felt like mentioning and prefaces go to.
20:07Even though only Tails used the box.
20:11Everyone's lifted and zipped down the tunnel by an unseen force onto a wide path.
20:16I guess it read his mind.
20:18The sky changes to a green color and the wide path ahead of them briefly narrows only to become a huge motorway.
20:26Tails is of course caring enough to check behind him often and never notices anyone fall off.
20:32They see a big eyeball that's multi-sided and constantly changing color.
20:37There's a bunch of time wasted on me even after they end up standing in front of it.
20:42Joe tells them to look at the far side of the robot eyeball where the floor behind it is broken.
20:48And a huge power cable connected to it has been sliced in two.
20:52And there's big sparks of electricity arcing between the two house.
20:57And giving off a nasty smell.
20:59Relatively, Tails doesn't want to risk getting shocked.
21:03Eventually, he says he knows someone who can get fried and runs over to a large empty space.
21:09He shouts for a while and finally says he's Tails and eventually sees some tiny black dots in the distance heading towards him.
21:16And something big and yellow starts heading for them down the shining silver path.
21:21He tells everyone to get in front of the eyeball.
21:24Rolling towards him is a big yellow ball that splits.
21:27Which turns the ball into a huge mobile mouth.
21:31Two black eyes open above the mouth and it smirks as it heads for Tails.
21:36He runs into a dive bombing wing of five giant Buzz bombers and turns right so they miss the missiles they're aiming for him.
21:44While it's confident of them to have missiles.
21:47There's more padding and then he turns some more towards the electricity.
21:51He jumps over it and the yellow blob gets shocked completing the electrical circuit through its own body.
21:58There's so many new things happening in this book.
22:01A bolt of white light shoots from the top of the output device soaring high into the sky.
22:07He gets surrounded because the Buzz bombers weren't actually stupid enough to not think to fly higher in the air
22:12to avoid crashing into the yellow thing.
22:15Which always reminded me of Pac-Man.
22:17The big eyeball turns and his iris turns black and it makes a sucking sound.
22:22And Tails who's been dodging bombs sees his friends getting sucked into the eyeball
22:27while somehow astonished at this happening.
22:29The white beam pulses with colors and two Buzz bombers get whisked away as well.
22:35The other three look distracted.
22:37I guess out of fear of the suction thing.
22:40So Tails types the words Buzz Bomber and hits the delete button.
22:44I sure hope we're supposed to believe that that deletes the ones that were sucked in too.
22:50The last of the Buzz Bombs drift slowly to the ground and blow a small crater in the metal.
22:56The handset gets sucked towards the eyeball and somehow he says oh no when it gets the same fate.
23:02When he should know that this is the way out of here.
23:04Something inside the eyeball grabs him and points him head first upwards.
23:09And then he finds himself bathed in white light.
23:12And he shoots up out of the top of the eyeball and up the beam towards a rectangular hole.
23:17It goes back to Sonic and unnecessarily adds a condescending line where it tells us to try to keep up.
23:23There's a bunch of noise and Iggy screams.
23:27Sonic is told he'll be more full of holes than something.
23:30And Eggman trails off so Sonic gets to say one of your plans.
23:34Your head.
23:36Eventually something blocks out the light that was coming down the hole from the floor above.
23:41And he sees the silhouette of Porker who raised a trotter to his lips to silence him.
23:46And points down at the top of Eggman's head which is below him.
23:49Porker jumps into the hole onto Eggman.
23:52And he puts his hands over his eyes and ears.
23:55Eggman somehow sets his aliens from above for the sake of forced comedy.
23:59One of his feet catches in a loop in the power cable that led from the control desk to the upper floor.
24:05And he's sent flying.
24:07Porker somehow wastes time instead of immediately smacking the badnik on the side of the head uneffectively.
24:13His hands bruise from it.
24:15And Porker gets told to try a spin attack.
24:17The back of his head bounces off the robot's back and he falls dazed.
24:22Because realistically, not everyone can do what Sonic does just because they try.
24:27They hear someone say this is a job for a hero.
24:30And a small orange ball lands on top of Grounder making it explode.
24:34Making Tails look all the more awesome because he needed to do this.
24:39Of course, I don't get to see an animal get freed.
24:43Just like with most of the robots.
24:46There's nothing inherently bad about batteries powering a robot.
24:51Tails annoyingly taunts Sonic that he's lying down on the job and getting too old for this.
24:57And should let him take over.
24:59Finally, he gets concerned, wondering what happened to his back even though he could see the grounder on it.
25:04Sonic stands up stiffly and brushes off pieces of smashed robot and drill.
25:09Tails says there's four little holes and tries unsuccessfully to make him feel better by saying he could hang something out of them.
25:15Sonic doesn't like the idea and says he'll grow back his hair in a few weeks and hopes he'll be lighter and aerodynamic.
25:22Eggman's revealed to have gotten away and Sonic's thankfully written to say there must have been a trap door or concealed entrance here.
25:29Porker compliments Tails who says it was nothing much while blushing and that any old superhero could have done it.
25:35And realistically, he gets hungry and they decide to get stuff to eat.
25:39He explains that they eat hamburgers and chocolate bars and sodas.
25:42And it somehow expects me to believe Sonic and Tails ate a ridiculous amount of all of them.
25:47They lie on the grass outside Wing Fortress as the friends play and frolic.
25:52It's annoying that Sonic accuses Tails of lying about what he'd been through and says he's been playing too many video games.
25:59There's more padding and Sonic wonders if he discovered any of Eggman's plants in there as Tails eats a Robotnik chocolate bar.
26:06Which was named after him because it's fat and nutty.
26:09Iggy offers to try to find out what Eggman's been up to with that computer.
26:13And Sonic calls it a good idea.
26:15I like her at this point.
26:17They hear shouting and scuffling and see Flicky lashing out with his wings talking like he had gone crazy and thought he was Mario.
26:24Then Johnny joins in and starts talking like that as well until he collapses clutching his stomach.
26:29He starts losing definition with his outline becoming fuzzy and his grey coat changes to a single color.
26:35It should have told me that he had a grey coat from the start.
26:39I was just picturing him as looking like Johnny Whitefoot the whole time.
26:43A second voice disagrees with him.
26:46And eventually Iggy wonders if some of them were infected by a computer virus.
26:50I hate that it breaks the fourth wall account.
26:53If the writer didn't take this job seriously because it was Sonic he should have turned it down.
26:58Eventually Iggy thinks they should go back into cyberspace before they run out of power and disappear.
27:03Tails talks like he's been infected too and trips on a tree root and starts shapeshifting.
27:09So eventually the heroes end up in Wing Fortress' computer room with the other people in a locked room.
27:15It's too bad we didn't get to see the point where Sonic was competent enough to get them in the locked room.
27:21Iggy calls up the program that'll set up the computer to capture anyone who touches it.
27:26And somehow she doesn't think to get away from the computer right afterwards.
27:30So she gets sucked in in lampshades that she should have known that happened.
27:35Well it is force of habit because she's a computer hacker.
27:40She also talks as if she's not guaranteed to get infected and could find a way of curing the virus.
27:46She says there's bound to be a programming language in the computer that she could find and use.
27:51Song doesn't like having to stay in front of it for when they're ready to leave.
27:55He unlocks the door and tells the people who were locked up that he's going to lead them to the next level.
28:00And the story gets boring by having silly dialogue and wasting my time.
28:05Sonic tells everyone to put a hand on the person in front of them.
28:08And he says when he gives a signal the lead person has to press the enter button.
28:13So a flash of light covers them and they instantly vanish.
28:16Sonic looks sympathetic hoping they'll be safe.
28:19And it starts some more padding.
28:21Tails tells Sonic everyone's back to normal now along with a lot of pointless dialogue.
28:27And there's more padding.
28:29Minutes later Sonic returns to the computer with a torch and coil of rope.
28:33And there's more padding after it explains that Sonic already searched the upper dex.
28:38So he knows it's the lower dex he should explore.
28:41Why'd he even consider disconnecting the power cable?
28:45Good thing he didn't.
28:46He plans on leaving for a half hour to explore.
28:49It shouldn't take him a half hour when he's Sonic.
28:52He slides down the power cable onto the grounder remains below and flicks on his torch.
28:58And he sees three doors and wonders how Eggman was supposed to get to the room above from here.
29:04He plays eeny meeny miny moe to pick a door and opens a broom closet covered in grounders that were inexplicably guarding it.
29:11He destroys one of them and starts heading for the other one.
29:14He throws out his arms and legs to land on top of his head.
29:19And his arms can't reach him.
29:21He holds a torch against the side of his head and says that's an unprogrammer for friendliness.
29:27And he threatens to use it to make him a good guy if he doesn't do what he says.
29:31That's brilliant.
29:33The robot was programmed with the ability to speak English and yet he still doesn't know that's just a torch.
29:39To be fair, he also lives on a magical planet with chaos emeralds where Sonic can run super fast.
29:44It's not crazy that he would believe that Sonic found a magical torch that could reprogram him at that point.
29:50So the robot asks him what he wants him to do.
29:54This is new.
29:55And Sonic insults his coarse rough voice and then tells him to take him to Eggman.
30:00And at first he doesn't understand him because he kept using a bunch of slang.
30:05Sonic's acting no better than Eggman to him.
30:08He doesn't need to point out that he's stupid to his face.
30:11Let alone make fun of his voice.
30:13The bandit gets reminded not to try any funny business or get made the nicest robot ever.
30:19And he rolls towards the second door that automatically opens for him.
30:24Then there's some more padding.
30:26And it goes to Tails' point of view.
30:28He's running down a silver path followed by the others.
30:31It explains that his black box had gotten lost in the confusion of them getting out of cyberspace.
30:37So why didn't the buzzbombers that were sucked up cause any trouble?
30:41I guess he smacked into the wall and exploded.
30:44It's also explained why Tails doesn't go far ahead of the others.
30:48Heroes have responsibilities, so he has to protect them.
30:52The story goes back to boring, needlessly descriptive narration for a while.
30:57He heads for stacks of bricks and columns and a bunch of other man-made stuff.
31:02Whatever.
31:03Iggy shouts to get some attention and Tails walks over to pick up a slim wheel that Iggy calls a go-to.
31:10Then there's padding again.
31:12She tells his skeptical Tails that he could try having fun building stuff by fitting bits together until he gets something that works.
31:19And the idea is, it works if he wants it to work.
31:23By reading his mind.
31:25She says everything he's seen here was programmed out of these building blocks, so he can make whatever he wants.
31:33It goes back to more padding.
31:35It's a nice touch that the grounder's eyes glow with just enough light to show Sonic three meters ahead in the dark.
31:42Because it makes sense that they would see in the dark.
31:46The narration justifies that the badniks would happily destroy themselves to get rid of Sonic.
31:51Which justifies why Sonic had to threaten the robot into not turning towards a door to the reactor chamber.
31:57He gets brought into a cubicle elevator and there's more worthless padding.
32:02The badnik's too dumb to know what he means by, are we there?
32:06Sonic starts asking questions and eventually finds out that while the lift can go down segments level,
32:12only badniks with the correct access code can do that.
32:16And badniks like that are on this level.
32:19The badnik construction factory.
32:22He hears someone shout charge behind him and light floods the hallway revealing a ton of badniks.
32:28So he wastes the time describing all of them to explain which ones are there.
32:32For a bunch of huge paragraphs.
32:35I seriously don't care.
32:37They all die in one hit just as easily.
32:40It's written that Sonic's trying to put on a brave face when really he shouldn't be scared of badniks.
32:47He wastes time taunting a few times and then there's five paragraphs, most of which are huge, describing Sonic fighting these badniks with no creativity and tension involved.
32:57It sure was phoned in for padding.
33:01He runs through a door and goes upstairs in a room with stairs in both directions.
33:06The rollers hit the door and the rest of it explodes inwards.
33:10They head for the stairs leading down and end up falling down them.
33:15There's more padding and he sees the stairs form a square around a shaft where there's a pipe.
33:20It didn't need to describe the pipe.
33:22He jumps into the open space grabbing the pipe and his legs wrap around it.
33:27Realistically he feels his gloves getting hot.
33:30He keeps holding the pipe for a surprising amount of time.
33:33He eventually hauls himself over the banister and runs for the doorway.
33:38This is exciting.
33:39He calls Eggman an evil bully.
33:41And Eggman turns slowly with a smile and his desk has a computer and output device.
33:47So...
33:50So...
33:52to his abs,
33:56he turns his head forward to hisassing sommes ring.
34:02He talks about the Mull-an努 at his Haf Ой habe trying to survive on the
34:13concrete side of it requires a paper when it comes to the gastric side of his Vale.
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