Miami Dolphins Put Forth A Disaster Start To Season

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We start our Monday with the blues; disappointed, angry and offended. The Miami Dolphins start the season off steamrolled by the Indianapolis Colts 33 to 8. We go over the ridiculous game that was Dolphins vs Colts then go over the NFL, Leroy loses his mind over the Brown kicker.

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00:00i i don't even know dude i really don't even know look like at least you got to watch a

00:04competitive game like that's all i can say because i sat down on my couch and i watched

00:08the season go up in flames in in mere minutes now it was so bad leroy it was so depressing

00:16can i tell you why it was depressing to me yeah let me just do the headlines thingy uh headlines

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00:40aldwin how am i supposed to he would call his son owensito how am i supposed to take cam cam

00:45newton seriously on mondays look at him um yeah man i i mean look i know i i get it i know you're

00:53gonna probably want to play poly perspective on this one because you told me it's just week one

00:56but leroy i mean no it is it is as depressing and as horrible as any season start any game it they

01:05they gave us nothing they literally gave us nothing here's the problem okay and and i've alluded to this

01:14before the season even started and i walked you through the various positions and what i said was

01:22in order to get ready for football you have to play football and there was a lot of situations out

01:30there where it just looked like the third preseason game but okay now respectfully i will say this

01:39of all the things that could go wrong offensive line um two throwing picks

01:50um which a lot of it was the timing of it just looked way off you know and they're gonna put

01:58that robber in the middle of the field and lure you into throwing that in cut and then a safety

02:05or a linebacker is gonna just jump up in the middle and catch the ball that they've been dealing with

02:09that all yeah the last two years yeah he feels figured out right he feels figured out but the thing

02:15that was the most disappointing was that defense the way we talked about what that defense was going

02:24to be able to do and how they were going to be able to play and some of the things they were going

02:27to be able to do um now part of that and and to be somewhat fair but still pissed off about it

02:37part of that is when you're the only unit on the field right eventually it catches up that's

02:45and that's the thing is like i yes the the fact that they couldn't get a finger close to daniel jones

02:52outside a couple times right was i think a little bit jarring to all of us sure and maybe the colts

02:58have a behemoth offensive line i know they got some guys but they got decent they got a decent

03:03offensive line because they're built they're here their whole mindset was we're built to not have

03:11to use daniel jones right but the point is anytime they give the ball back to the offense like it was

03:17there for two seconds like that like that is the depressing thing and then there were even times

03:21where like look the defense came up with that stop and then there was a special team thing it was

03:24like top to bottom roster one of the most

03:30just terribly played games on all phases they they they sucked everywhere but that offense dude

03:39leroy i mean the turnovers the protection the the the quarterback the receivers where they're

03:47supposed to be leroy they had to call time out on a two-point conversion right the coaching

03:53they just seem like we sat here and we tried to paint as much of an optimistic picture as we could

04:01for the season all of the the the national pundits said this was going to be a terrible team and we're

04:08like how bad could it be and it was worse than we could have ever thought it was worse than they

04:12could have ever thought wait did did indy ever punt no they scored on every drive they tried to punt

04:21once we ran into them can i listen

04:25i've played on some of the best football teams in the nfl and in college

04:37i played on the team that averaged at the time more points or than any team in the history

04:46football and as i think with what i can actually remember i can't remember playing a game they

04:57didn't punt yeah you want to know what i'm talking about i'm talking about even when you play the

05:02warm-up teams so miami versus bethune if miami had gone to bethune and never punted you'd be like

05:09it's bethune right right they punted like bethune stopped them a couple of times right do you know

05:17that with a payroll of what 200 million 150 million so wherever it is around 200 million a lot

05:26with a payroll of 200 million plus

05:30you played a game where the other team never had to punt i'm talking high school college nfl i have

05:43never played a game

05:45when i played on some pretty good teams and played against some pretty bad teams

05:52i have never played a game where i played a whole game without having a punt well that's

05:57because it's never happened right like i i can't i

06:02it's never happened this is this is from espn this is from steven holder comes to colts

06:08a ridiculous stat from our friends at espn the colts scored on all seven of their possessions

06:13today becoming the first team since 19 1977 to accomplish that feat were you born i was not you i was

06:20not i was not born i was not going to be born for another nine years yep i was nine years old

06:27that's insane dude did like and if you want to know how the game went

06:33if you're a dolphins fan out there and your friend calls you from wherever and goes

06:43woof what happened all you need to say is this they didn't punt yeah

06:50they never had to punt do you like even with penalties you back yourself up sure and you're

06:58you're in a position where you go let's just not turn the ball over we'll just punt it well and again

07:03we should mention they did try to punt on fourth and three they ran into the kicker first down colts

07:09which is just and oh my god leroy leroy we got to do something about this chris greer i really like

07:18we got to do something about him dude because wouldn't you know it wouldn't you wouldn't you know

07:23it the guy recovering off a torn achilles is gone in three plays with a peck injury and then we finish

07:33off and austin jackson toe injury and so you're telling me we're going into next week potentially

07:39with a backup side of the of the right offensive sideline already are you kidding me and leroy

07:47cool name love you storm but poor storm duck this isn't his fault it's not your fault storm

07:56they made this dude cb1 he got roasty toasty he got turned into pecking duck is it peking peking he's

08:05got turned into peking duck by michael pitman and then he's hurt too can i just like leroy it was a

08:15nightmare can i just it was a nightmare not only just the bad play but the injuries and you just i wanted

08:23to crawl into a corner suck my thumb and wake up in february when it's all over right that's what a

08:31nightmare it was it was a bleeping it was a night terror it wasn't even a nightmare waking up in a cold

08:38sweat and your significant other looks like no no i'm not okay you want to know why i'm not okay

08:44because daniel jones looked like peyton manning and tua look like daniel jones

08:55so you know my biggest pet peeve in all of sports is i would never invest

09:06or draft

09:09very high a player

09:13who comes in it with injury problems and i said that when tua was getting drafted

09:19you did i accepted it i told you i didn't care you said he didn't care he'd sit out a year and

09:25get healthy

09:26we have done this

09:30now with this team

09:33on a number of occasions

09:35that they sign guys returning from this returning from that good player returning from this returning

09:43from that and i'll be damn i'll be damn

09:46if who'd have thunk it

09:48you're dealing with that player being hurt and what i would say to this what did you expect

09:56if you're gonna throw that 30 number at me as to why you won't pay people

10:01right 30 years old is why you won't pay people

10:04then why would you then pay somebody that's hurt

10:07isn't it the same logic

10:10i i don't understand so we we have a

10:13you have five or six guys on your roster

10:18that you've paid money to

10:20that we've heard for the last month

10:25banged up he'll be ready banged up he'll be ready banged up he'll be ready

10:30oh we're we're being cautious we're being optimistically cautious

10:33right

10:34and i'll be damn

10:36after the first game of the season

10:40after no training camp

10:42so-and-so's banged up

10:44yep both receivers already banged up

10:46you can't

10:47dude

10:48and and i've emphasized this all through camp

10:51and i've said to you you cannot do certain things in football

10:56unless you do certain things in football

10:59you can't like as far as putting stress on your hammies

11:03you not gonna be out there hitting giggling during camp

11:07and then think you're gonna play at an nfl level first week of the season

11:12right

11:13so guess what

11:14waddle

11:16shoulder

11:16i get it he got tackled bad

11:18that's a fluke thing

11:19yeah but they get thrown

11:20but those guys get thrown around like ragdolls

11:22because they're tiny

11:23right

11:23tyreek too

11:24right

11:25tyreek got checked for a concussion

11:26yeah

11:27like

11:27and and you look at

11:29and what do they have

11:30it's not even a good team

11:31but they have a behemoth

11:33running down the field

11:34and they got

11:35mickle pitman moss in the ball

11:37and jonathan taylor running down our throats

11:39and and even a

11:40and

11:41dude

11:42you know what i'm trying to think

11:43like

11:43daniel jones just did that to the dolphins

11:46what is the boogeyman gonna do in two weeks

11:49he just came back from 16

11:51with four minutes left

11:53the boogeyman

11:55what's he

11:56what's

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