00:00i i don't even know dude i really don't even know look like at least you got to watch a
00:04competitive game like that's all i can say because i sat down on my couch and i watched
00:08the season go up in flames in in mere minutes now it was so bad leroy it was so depressing
00:16can i tell you why it was depressing to me yeah let me just do the headlines thingy uh headlines
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00:45newton seriously on mondays look at him um yeah man i i mean look i know i i get it i know you're
00:53gonna probably want to play poly perspective on this one because you told me it's just week one
00:56but leroy i mean no it is it is as depressing and as horrible as any season start any game it they
01:05they gave us nothing they literally gave us nothing here's the problem okay and and i've alluded to this
01:14before the season even started and i walked you through the various positions and what i said was
01:22in order to get ready for football you have to play football and there was a lot of situations out
01:30there where it just looked like the third preseason game but okay now respectfully i will say this
01:39of all the things that could go wrong offensive line um two throwing picks
01:50um which a lot of it was the timing of it just looked way off you know and they're gonna put
01:58that robber in the middle of the field and lure you into throwing that in cut and then a safety
02:05or a linebacker is gonna just jump up in the middle and catch the ball that they've been dealing with
02:09that all yeah the last two years yeah he feels figured out right he feels figured out but the thing
02:15that was the most disappointing was that defense the way we talked about what that defense was going
02:24to be able to do and how they were going to be able to play and some of the things they were going
02:27to be able to do um now part of that and and to be somewhat fair but still pissed off about it
02:37part of that is when you're the only unit on the field right eventually it catches up that's
02:45and that's the thing is like i yes the the fact that they couldn't get a finger close to daniel jones
02:52outside a couple times right was i think a little bit jarring to all of us sure and maybe the colts
02:58have a behemoth offensive line i know they got some guys but they got decent they got a decent
03:03offensive line because they're built they're here their whole mindset was we're built to not have
03:11to use daniel jones right but the point is anytime they give the ball back to the offense like it was
03:17there for two seconds like that like that is the depressing thing and then there were even times
03:21where like look the defense came up with that stop and then there was a special team thing it was
03:24like top to bottom roster one of the most
03:30just terribly played games on all phases they they they sucked everywhere but that offense dude
03:39leroy i mean the turnovers the protection the the the quarterback the receivers where they're
03:47supposed to be leroy they had to call time out on a two-point conversion right the coaching
03:53they just seem like we sat here and we tried to paint as much of an optimistic picture as we could
04:01for the season all of the the the national pundits said this was going to be a terrible team and we're
04:08like how bad could it be and it was worse than we could have ever thought it was worse than they
04:12could have ever thought wait did did indy ever punt no they scored on every drive they tried to punt
04:21once we ran into them can i listen
04:25i've played on some of the best football teams in the nfl and in college
04:37i played on the team that averaged at the time more points or than any team in the history
04:46football and as i think with what i can actually remember i can't remember playing a game they
04:57didn't punt yeah you want to know what i'm talking about i'm talking about even when you play the
05:02warm-up teams so miami versus bethune if miami had gone to bethune and never punted you'd be like
05:09it's bethune right right they punted like bethune stopped them a couple of times right do you know
05:17that with a payroll of what 200 million 150 million so wherever it is around 200 million a lot
05:26with a payroll of 200 million plus
05:30you played a game where the other team never had to punt i'm talking high school college nfl i have
05:43never played a game
05:45when i played on some pretty good teams and played against some pretty bad teams
05:52i have never played a game where i played a whole game without having a punt well that's
05:57because it's never happened right like i i can't i
06:02it's never happened this is this is from espn this is from steven holder comes to colts
06:08a ridiculous stat from our friends at espn the colts scored on all seven of their possessions
06:13today becoming the first team since 19 1977 to accomplish that feat were you born i was not you i was
06:20not i was not born i was not going to be born for another nine years yep i was nine years old
06:27that's insane dude did like and if you want to know how the game went
06:33if you're a dolphins fan out there and your friend calls you from wherever and goes
06:43woof what happened all you need to say is this they didn't punt yeah
06:50they never had to punt do you like even with penalties you back yourself up sure and you're
06:58you're in a position where you go let's just not turn the ball over we'll just punt it well and again
07:03we should mention they did try to punt on fourth and three they ran into the kicker first down colts
07:09which is just and oh my god leroy leroy we got to do something about this chris greer i really like
07:18we got to do something about him dude because wouldn't you know it wouldn't you wouldn't you know
07:23it the guy recovering off a torn achilles is gone in three plays with a peck injury and then we finish
07:33off and austin jackson toe injury and so you're telling me we're going into next week potentially
07:39with a backup side of the of the right offensive sideline already are you kidding me and leroy
07:47cool name love you storm but poor storm duck this isn't his fault it's not your fault storm
07:56they made this dude cb1 he got roasty toasty he got turned into pecking duck is it peking peking he's
08:05got turned into peking duck by michael pitman and then he's hurt too can i just like leroy it was a
08:15nightmare can i just it was a nightmare not only just the bad play but the injuries and you just i wanted
08:23to crawl into a corner suck my thumb and wake up in february when it's all over right that's what a
08:31nightmare it was it was a bleeping it was a night terror it wasn't even a nightmare waking up in a cold
08:38sweat and your significant other looks like no no i'm not okay you want to know why i'm not okay
08:44because daniel jones looked like peyton manning and tua look like daniel jones
08:55so you know my biggest pet peeve in all of sports is i would never invest
09:06or draft
09:09very high a player
09:13who comes in it with injury problems and i said that when tua was getting drafted
09:19you did i accepted it i told you i didn't care you said he didn't care he'd sit out a year and
09:25get healthy
09:26we have done this
09:30now with this team
09:33on a number of occasions
09:35that they sign guys returning from this returning from that good player returning from this returning
09:43from that and i'll be damn i'll be damn
09:46if who'd have thunk it
09:48you're dealing with that player being hurt and what i would say to this what did you expect
09:56if you're gonna throw that 30 number at me as to why you won't pay people
10:01right 30 years old is why you won't pay people
10:04then why would you then pay somebody that's hurt
10:07isn't it the same logic
10:10i i don't understand so we we have a
10:13you have five or six guys on your roster
10:18that you've paid money to
10:20that we've heard for the last month
10:25banged up he'll be ready banged up he'll be ready banged up he'll be ready
10:30oh we're we're being cautious we're being optimistically cautious
10:33right
10:34and i'll be damn
10:36after the first game of the season
10:40after no training camp
10:42so-and-so's banged up
10:44yep both receivers already banged up
10:46you can't
10:47dude
10:48and and i've emphasized this all through camp
10:51and i've said to you you cannot do certain things in football
10:56unless you do certain things in football
10:59you can't like as far as putting stress on your hammies
11:03you not gonna be out there hitting giggling during camp
11:07and then think you're gonna play at an nfl level first week of the season
11:12right
11:13so guess what
11:14waddle
11:16shoulder
11:16i get it he got tackled bad
11:18that's a fluke thing
11:19yeah but they get thrown
11:20but those guys get thrown around like ragdolls
11:22because they're tiny
11:23right
11:23tyreek too
11:24right
11:25tyreek got checked for a concussion
11:26yeah
11:27like
11:27and and you look at
11:29and what do they have
11:30it's not even a good team
11:31but they have a behemoth
11:33running down the field
11:34and they got
11:35mickle pitman moss in the ball
11:37and jonathan taylor running down our throats
11:39and and even a
11:40and
11:41dude
11:42you know what i'm trying to think
11:43like
11:43daniel jones just did that to the dolphins
11:46what is the boogeyman gonna do in two weeks
11:49he just came back from 16
11:51with four minutes left
11:53the boogeyman
11:55what's he
11:56what's
11:56what's papa gonna do
11:57what's he gonna do
11:59what's the boogeyman gonna do
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