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BRITCOM I
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00:01Mom?
00:04Open up!
00:07Honey, what are you doing here?
00:10Can you let me in?
00:11It's not a good time.
00:13Why not?
00:14I have a guest.
00:19Knoblet?
00:21Wait.
00:23You two know each other?
00:25What the hell is going on right now?
00:28I'm so sorry, Eddie.
00:30Eddie?
00:31Knoblet is your daughter.
00:32She just barged in.
00:34How do you know each other?
00:35Hello?
00:36Somebody better tell me what is going on.
00:42Eddie is the man I've been seeing.
00:44You can't date my boss.
00:46Oh, you work at Eddie's restaurant.
00:49How have you not talked about me before?
00:50Your mother did mention that she had a daughter, but...
00:52There's plenty of people I talk about besides you.
00:54Like what?
00:55Why don't you come in and relax for a little bit?
00:57Why don't you leave?
00:59I am talking to my mother.
01:00Hey, he is still your boss.
01:05You guys gotta break up.
01:07Why?
01:08This is very uncomfortable for me.
01:10Well, that's unfortunate, but that doesn't mean I have to end my relationship.
01:14You need to learn how to deal with your discomfort.
01:16What if you two actually do break up?
01:18I promise you, you will not lose your employment at Spice Island.
01:22Gee.
01:23Thanks.
01:25I cannot believe how selfish you're being right now.
01:27Novlet, I'm happy for the first time in a while.
01:31Eddie satisfies me in ways no other man has.
01:35Gross!
01:36I do not need to hear this part.
01:38Grow up.
01:39I'm allowed to have fun.
01:40I'm allowed to be sexual.
01:41Maybe we could continue this conversation some other time.
01:44This is so ridiculous.
01:46Why did you come over?
01:48I came to see my mother.
01:50You've been so busy with dance classes and shopping sprees with your new boo, it seemed like you'd forgotten all about me.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:58Do you want to stay and have lunch with us?
02:01Aww.
02:03I would hate that.
02:11I, uh, think that went well.
02:14Yes, I pass.
02:16That's not a bad first impression.
02:19I mean, she didn't hit me.
02:21She ain't really passing me, you know?
02:23Don't worry, sweetheart.
02:24I ain't gonna pass you at all.
02:26Really?
02:47What the hell was that?
02:51Audrey, are you home?
02:54Audrey?
02:58Audrey?
03:16Hey, what's going on?
03:26Want to see a drink with me?
03:36Aww.
03:37Why so glum?
03:39I just found out that my mother is dating my boss.
03:43That must have been awkward.
03:44Yeah, tell me about it.
03:46She started saying shit like, he satisfies her?
03:50Ugh.
03:52I have to get the hell out of there.
03:57Good for her.
03:58Good for her?
04:00My mother is dating my boss.
04:03No, my boss has had sexual intercourse with my mother!
04:07Yeah, I got it.
04:09She could have picked anyone else.
04:10I would have been fine with anyone else, literally.
04:14Fuck, date Big Bird for all I care.
04:16You can't really blame her.
04:17She didn't know you were working for the guy.
04:20But now that she knows, she still refused to break up with him.
04:23Why should she?
04:25Because I'm her daughter.
04:27I come first.
04:29The needs of your child should always come before the needs of your partner.
04:32You're acting like a kid.
04:34I'm not, I...
04:37What's this?
04:39Can you respect my personal shit?
04:42You're leaving your job?
04:44Did you get another one?
04:46Nope.
04:48So what are you gonna do?
04:50Live off savings while I look for something else.
04:52I figure I have about six months.
04:53Wait a minute, you have six months worth of living expenses saved up?
04:57How?
04:59I'm a single woman with no kids.
05:01Plus, I live cheap as hell.
05:03Huh.
05:05So this is what adulting looks like.
05:07You are my life goals right now.
05:10So, still seeing whatever her name is?
05:16Jackie?
05:18I told you, I wasn't seeing her. She's just a friend.
05:23A friend that you sleep with?
05:25Occasionally.
05:27Then why don't you just date her?
05:30She's the kind of woman that likes drama.
05:33She likes when women fight over her or fight for her.
05:36She wants to feel like you've earned her love.
05:38I can't be with someone like that.
05:40Maybe fighting's her love language.
05:42Maybe.
05:44Besides, she was just a distraction.
05:47She's not who I really want.
05:51Now, Vlad, do you want some more wine?
05:54No, I'm good.
05:56Well, I need another glass.
05:58Matter of fact, why don't we put some music on it?
06:00It's so quiet in here.
06:02What's wrong?
06:03Nothing's wrong.
06:06Well, I'm trying to talk to you and you're acting weird all of a sudden.
06:09I'm not acting weird. Talk if you want to talk.
06:13Okay.
06:14Well, I was saying I have feelings for you and I want to date you.
06:23You do?
06:25Yes.
06:27Would you...
06:29Oh, my God.
06:31Why are you crying?
06:32I don't know.
06:34We don't have to.
06:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:36I want to.
06:38God, I really want to.
06:40No.
06:42I just wanted you to say that for a while.
06:56Maybe I need counseling.
07:00Oh, a little meditation.
07:03Maybe I need closure.
07:05But it's too late, I know it's over.
07:07I know you probably moved on to somebody else by now.
07:10And I gotta shake this feeling somehow.
07:13But I'm probably gonna see you again soon.
07:15And that's why I keep getting there.
07:19Deja vu.
07:20I'm confused.
07:21I'm deja vu.
07:22I'm deja vu.
07:23I couldn't see you.
07:26I couldn't see you.
07:27I couldn't see you.
07:29Oh...
07:31I think I did.
07:33Deja vu.
07:35I couldn't see you.
07:37Oh...
07:39Hi y'all.
07:40Hi, y'all.
07:46What up?
07:54So, how are you this lovely morning?
08:00Liu?
08:01You had sex.
08:03Excuse me?
08:04You got laid, didn't you?
08:05I'm not going to talk about this right now.
08:08We are not discussing this.
08:10I talk about who I'm fucking all the time.
08:12I know, and I have asked you repeatedly to stop.
08:15Come on.
08:16Tell me.
08:18Look, I'm going to protect this person's privacy and just keep it to myself.
08:22Protect their privacy?
08:24Why?
08:24Do I know that?
08:26Was it Vicky?
08:29It was Dom.
08:31You fucked Dom?
08:32We, we had an adult, physical, prelude.
08:38Bitch, what?
08:40Look, you're not getting any more details out of me.
08:42Hey, well, did you have a good time?
08:44Can you at least tell me that?
08:45I did.
08:46It was, it was nice.
08:49I'm glad.
08:51It's about time you cleared out those cobwebs.
08:53There were never any cobwebs.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Okay.
08:56So, is she your girlfriend now?
09:01I don't know.
09:02It's too early for all that.
09:03Well, I think you guys make a very cute couple.
09:07What?
09:11Nothing.
09:12I'm just happy.
09:14And I feel like I played a role in this.
09:17Like you're my little queer mentee.
09:19Mentee?
09:20You know I was queer before you moved in, right?
09:22Not that queer.
09:23You never even fingered a woman.
09:25Well, how was that a barometer for queerness?
09:27What, is that in some lesbian manifesto somewhere?
09:29Yeah, actually, us lesbians have an annual meeting
09:32where we meet and discuss the requirements
09:34for being a full member.
09:35Take those kissing.
09:37Then, fingering, oral, scissoring, strap-on.
09:42Please, dog.
09:44You call strap-on or eat.
09:46Wow.
09:48Marriage.
09:48Okay.
09:50Is that it?
09:51Really?
09:52Those are tense.
09:53Okay.
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