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BRITCOM I
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00:00that was fucking brutal man whose fault is that you weren't even trying i told you i didn't want
00:14to be set up what the fuck is your problem i'm just trying to help well thanks but no thanks
00:19you put me in a really awkward position it wouldn't have been awkward if you weren't
00:23shitting on vicky's employer i'm not talking about that i'm talking about dominique seeing us
00:28who cares if she saw us i do
00:44she's the one you've got your eye on you could have just told me i don't need to tell you anything
00:50i don't owe you an explanation of my life i just figured since we're friends we're not friends
00:58right okay okay audrey i'm sorry fine we're not friends i got it
01:15brought some goodies thanks come in
01:24how's your day very awkward i didn't know you were dating you can blame audrey for that
01:33i told you she could be a bit much what did you come by for yesterday oh um i checked my enrollment
01:41list and there have been five new registrations since we put up those posters that's great yeah i'm glad
01:47though i still think you should find something that's going to pay you what you're worth
01:52i've actually been looking into other universities anywhere in particular toronto mainly
02:00you'd leave vancouver i mean it's not ideal but yeah if i have to
02:05do
02:17hey you would not believe what dominique just told me i gotta go
02:28what the
02:43What the fuck?
03:02Mom, where the fuck did all my money go?
03:07Honey, this is a workspace.
03:09You cannot barge into my office and address me like that.
03:12Fine.
03:13Mother, where did all of my money go?
03:16There's like $1,000 worth of deductions.
03:18Since when does the government take this much?
03:20It's not just your taxes, it's your pension.
03:23We also take a small amount for insurance.
03:25Fuck! Insurance! Fuck pension!
03:27I don't need any of that right now.
03:29Trust me, you definitely want insurance.
03:32And when you're 60 and too tired to work anymore,
03:35you'll be so glad you paid into a pension.
03:38When I'm 60?
03:40Do you really think I'm going to be here when I am 60?
03:43Of course.
03:44Emily tells me you're doing such a good job.
03:46Please, a monkey could do my job!
03:49Mom, this is not going to work.
03:52Novlet, I have been a working woman for the majority of my life.
03:58I took a year off when I had you.
04:01But other than that, I have always had a job.
04:04Employment teaches you discipline and adds structure to your day.
04:09Frankly, I think you've had it so easy living with Timothy these past few years.
04:13You can't see what a blessing this is.
04:16Some blessing.
04:17This is hardly more than my disability check.
04:19It's basically exploitation.
04:21I can't do something that I hate for no money.
04:25Millions of people do it all over the world.
04:28Now get back to work.
04:38Let's go.
05:08Hey, Navouette, got any big plans for the weekend?
05:38It's so sad.
05:39You know, I don't think I've ever seen her smile.
05:42Poor thing.
05:43Mm-hmm.
05:47Bus stop door open.
05:49Come on, girl.
05:50Why don't you come on in?
05:53Hey.
05:53For some goddamn amazing...
05:56Good job.
05:57You're supposed to defend...
05:59My pair...
06:02My plan...
06:04And my kid...
06:07My pair...
06:10My plan...
06:12And my kid...
06:14There's no fucking way.
06:26Lay it down slowly...
06:29And let it there stay...
06:32When she's good and ready...
06:37She can come outside and play...
06:41Keep the fire burning...
06:44And let it burn all day...
06:47Want to be this baby...
06:52And let the sun shine in...
06:57But I won't let it...
07:00I got my boundaries...
07:02Hey.
07:04I made us some dinner.
07:0538.
07:06Okay.
07:07Well, you can save it for later.
07:12So, how was your day?
07:14What do you care?
07:16I care.
07:17I care about you.
07:20So, I found your paper on the couch.
07:22The one with the apartments on it.
07:24Are you looking for a new place?
07:25That's why you're being so nice all of a sudden.
07:27There's no need to pretend.
07:29I don't want you to go.
07:30I know.
07:31You need me to pay rent.
07:32It's not that.
07:33Look, I'm just exploring my options.
07:35You'll get plenty of notice to find someone else if I leave.
07:38It's not what I meant.
07:39I just...
07:42I'm sorry I said we're not friends.
07:47It's hard for me to let people in.
07:49I...
07:50I lash out sometimes.
07:51It's a defense mechanism, I guess.
07:53Defense against what?
07:55Against people seeing the real me.
08:02I'm on disability because I was depressed
08:04for a long time.
08:07And at one point I was even suicidal.
08:10Oh my God.
08:11I don't tell people because I...
08:13I don't want people to think that I'm crazy or...
08:16worse.
08:17Pity me.
08:18I had no idea.
08:19You seem so put together.
08:21Well, I'm not.
08:24Everybody's a mess in one way or another.
08:25I really don't want you to go.
08:28Because you love me?
08:32I...
08:34have grown very fond of you.
08:37All right.
08:38Keep it in your pants, will ya?
08:39Jesus.
08:40Oh, come on.
08:41Come here.
08:47So?
08:48You gonna go for it with Dom?
08:50That's what I was gonna tell you.
08:51She told me she's looking at job offers in Toronto.
08:54For real?
08:55No, you gotta jump on that.
08:56I mean, maybe if you two were dating.
08:57She wouldn't stay for me.
08:59And I wouldn't want her to.
09:00If she gets a better job offer, I would want her to go.
09:03Being able to let someone go, that's true love right there.
09:07I still say she'd go for it.
09:09Whatever.
09:12Hey, did you ever figure out that fat on fire situation?
09:14Huh.
09:15It's not looking good.
09:16Apparently.
09:17There's rumors of a class action lawsuit.
09:19Damn.
09:20What's that gonna do for your business?
09:22I don't know.
09:23I've taken a break from social media.
09:24I mean, people love you, it's great.
09:25But when they hate you, that shit is fierce.
09:28I wouldn't know.
09:29I've got like ten followers.
09:32I'm glad we're cool again.
09:33Were you really thinking about moving out?
09:36I always hurt, so yeah.
09:39But I've gotten used to you, moving nun-ish ways.
09:42I am hardly a nun.
09:45Unless there are nuns out there fantasizing about Rihanna, then...
09:48Oh, so you're like a bad gal.
09:50Girl, I still remember the first time I saw the Pored Up video.
09:53Ooh, who you telling? Rihanna on a stripper pole?
09:55Who?
09:56Hell yeah.
09:59So true.
10:03Ooh, lovelet.
10:04Who?
10:25Genau, hihanna.
10:27I did a weekly plot of the guy, too.
10:29Yeah.
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