00:00yeah
00:02oh
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00:10oh
00:12oh
00:14oh
00:16oh
00:18oh
00:48oh
01:05what the fuck
01:06what the fuck
01:18oh
01:28hey everyone
01:30i don't know what is going on with fat on fire but i just want to let you know that i'm listening
01:35hey i've been reading the comments i take everything you're all saying very seriously
01:40i would never knowingly put my name behind a brand that causes somebody else harm because your help is of the utmost importance to me
01:47i'm going to investigate this further with my sponsors of peace and love everyone
01:59everything alright
02:01nothing
02:02it's my whole career blowing up
02:04uh
02:05wanna
02:06talk about it
02:08you don't have to do that
02:10do what
02:11pretend like you give a damn
02:13that's not fair your career's important
02:15i need you to be able to pay rent
02:19i'm just kidding
02:21seriously though what's wrong
02:23everyone on social media is going off about fat on fire
02:27i mean
02:29hashtag fat on fire kills is trending
02:30oh
02:31shit
02:32does it kill people
02:33i don't fucking know
02:34i hope not
02:35well you should stop promoting it until you figure that out
02:38even if it hasn't
02:40i mean these rumors have already damaged my brand
02:43if i
02:44if i don't
02:45if i don't
02:46get a handle on this my career's over
02:48before it even started
02:49i wish i could help you but my career just started five minutes ago
03:06found something of yours in the bathroom
03:08give it here
03:11hey
03:12looks like i'm not the only one who got off last night
03:14huh
03:15look
03:16even single long enough
03:17you gotta let me set you up with somebody
03:19i'm not interested in any of the women you have in your stable
03:22i know a lot of smart classy funny women that you'd like
03:26you don't know what i like
03:27who was the last woman you went on a date with
03:29that is none of your business
03:31you have been out with a woman though right
03:41oh that explains it
03:43your whole
03:46vibe
03:47my vibe
03:48yeah
03:49your whole silent orgasms no overnight guests without a heads up vibe
03:53that is basic rules of communal living
03:56we gotta fix this
03:57we don't have to fix anything
03:58you've never experienced the glory
04:00and power that comes from burying your face between a woman's legs
04:04i mean the minute lover boy walked out
04:06i would have been on a prowl
04:07uh
04:08tongue out too
04:09uh
04:10oh god i am not you excuse me
04:16this is your sexual prime
04:18okay you gotta let me set you up with somebody i got a perfect girl
04:21if you must know
04:22i've got my eye on someone
04:24okay
04:25now we're getting somewhere who
04:27we've already established that i'm not the type to mind my business so tell me
04:33do i know her
04:34i don't know who you know
04:35okay then let's double date
04:36me and chantelle
04:38you and your girl
04:39chantelle
04:40is that the girl from last night
04:42don't try to distract me
04:44come on what do you say
04:45double date
04:46i don't think i'm ready for all that
04:48i just need to be single for a while
04:51then be single
04:52and get your freak on
05:01hey
05:02hey
05:03can you help me with something?
05:05sure
05:06so what are we doing?
05:20we're headed to the university to post flyers about my classes
05:23wait a minute
05:24you say on here that your class is an enlightening and fun experience that will blow your mind
05:30yeah and?
05:31but what?
05:32i mean if they like doing a lot of readings
05:34huh
05:35so now
05:36what was i supposed to say?
05:37you're gonna learn all about canada's history of suppressing its legacy of racism and its consistent erasure of black people
05:43see? now that's a course i would sign up for
05:45let's just go
05:47maybe i should go back to school
05:51you want to?
05:52yeah i mean there's a part of me that kind of wishes i would have finished
05:56i mean you probably would have if your dad hadn't gone sick
05:59forget it
06:00i'd probably be the oldest one in the class now anyway
06:02hmm
06:03you seen timothy lately?
06:05oh please i'm not even thinking about him anymore
06:07he probably did me a favor
06:09of course he did
06:10you've changed so much since you guys broke up
06:11you're working a new job now
06:13i had a job that my mother got me
06:14and you're talking about going back to school
06:16i see a huge difference
06:17a good difference?
06:19yes good
06:21it's called growth
06:22i told you this would happen
06:24hmm
06:51knock knock
06:52hi
06:53so listen i don't want to be one of those sticklers and i know you're new getting the hang of how things work
06:56around here
06:57but i want to remind you that this is a sustainability consulting project
06:59i know you're new getting the hang of how things work around here
07:03but i want to remind you that this is a sustainability consulting firm
07:04it doesn't look good when our employees aren't practicing sustainability
07:05what are you talking about?
07:06what are you talking about?
07:07the saran wrap?
07:08the saran wrap?
07:09you tossed it in the garbage
07:10isn't that where it goes?
07:11no
07:12it goes in the recycling
07:13what are you talking about?
07:14the saran wrap?
07:15you tossed it in the garbage
07:16isn't that where it goes?
07:17no it goes in the recycling
07:18i'll remember that for next time
07:19do you want me to give you an orientation?
07:20no that's fine
07:21no that's fine
07:22are you sure?
07:23no it goes in the recycling
07:24i'll remember that for next time
07:25do you want me to give you an orientation?
07:26no that's fine
07:27are you sure?
07:28because if you forget again
07:29i got it
07:30remember the planet can't heal unless we all do our part
07:58great
07:59good
08:00i'm glad we had this chat
08:08what a freak
08:20hey!
08:21you're home!
08:22come on in
08:23i want you to meet my friends
08:25this is chantelle
08:26and your friend vicky
08:27hi
08:28nice to meet you
08:29Audrey's told me a little bit about you
08:31we bought chinese food
08:32join us
08:33i've had a long day
08:34perfect
08:35we bought wine
08:57so what do you do?
09:02i'm a general manager at a restaurant
09:04which one?
09:05this italian place
09:06saucy meat
09:07i hate that place
09:08food is way overpriced for the quality
09:15what do you do?
09:16i work in a sustainability consulting firm
09:19that's interesting
09:20not really
09:21i do data entry
09:22it is the most mind numbingly tedious bullshit job i have ever had
09:28well at least it pays the bills while you find something you do like right?
09:32whatever
09:41is there any more wine?
09:42okay
09:43i'll grab it
09:44i'll grab it
09:45i'll grab it
09:51you
09:52want a piece of breath
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