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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest
00:00:15it's irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know
00:00:24my husband made me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall
00:00:40i'm literally the size of a dry martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip
00:00:49even at our ugliest i still believe our love's worth fighting for
00:00:57but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better to us to us
00:01:12to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination and to dr carmichael
00:01:19couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy yeah i had a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate
00:01:33rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic tendencies and i am working on my accountability
00:01:39issues and here we are we made it got to the next stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon
00:01:49a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our
00:02:06anniversary so we can renew our vows new year new us i'm speechless we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and mack gonna be there they're giving up cabo lulu our daughter has not
00:02:26returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text okay okay my turn
00:02:31okay
00:02:33this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i have listed our house
00:02:40with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i am going to land this big
00:02:45fish and tomorrow i'm gonna get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my life's work so that in
00:02:50one
00:02:51year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years ago a clean slate
00:02:59and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask is that for one
00:03:06more year you
00:03:06support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:21a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular transformation
00:04:38process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is can you restore the
00:04:45corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we will do it together
00:04:51help him smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on a
00:05:18farm
00:05:19richard
00:05:47richard
00:05:49richard
00:05:49richard
00:05:50richard
00:06:03richard
00:06:04richard
00:06:32richard
00:06:33It was the first and the best GMO tomato on the market.
00:06:37But it was a failure.
00:06:38Well, no, it wasn't.
00:06:41It was a breakthrough, but it tasted like old Band-Aids.
00:06:44Admit it.
00:06:45No, I don't think I will.
00:06:47Admit it or walk.
00:06:50No.
00:06:55Fuck yeah!
00:06:56You should never admit failure.
00:06:58I got you.
00:06:59Yes, you did, Hilton.
00:07:01But this agrotech is going to change the world.
00:07:05Jinx?
00:07:05And just think, this is only the beginning.
00:07:08Sorry, who are you?
00:07:09Vivian, Hilton's chief scientist.
00:07:11I'm the guts.
00:07:12I just write the checks.
00:07:13The brains.
00:07:14And my guts never make mistakes.
00:07:17I mean, I would write you a check right now.
00:07:20But for some reason, I'm just not feeling yummy in my tummy.
00:07:29You.
00:07:30Me?
00:07:31Who are you?
00:07:32Is this a true question?
00:07:34I don't know.
00:07:35Is it?
00:07:36Well, who are you?
00:07:38I'm awesome.
00:07:39I'm Hilton.
00:07:40Well, I'm awesome.
00:07:41I'm less.
00:07:44Yeah, I'm going to need more.
00:07:52You liked it?
00:07:54Yeah, I'm going to lose my house.
00:08:12Hey.
00:08:14Hey.
00:08:16Hey.
00:08:17Hey.
00:08:18revealed itself to me oh what's that Maria's staff pick my rainbow starts
00:08:24with black the Pulitzer Prize winning novel I don't want the only Lindy
00:08:30McMichael Little John that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen
00:08:38Richie we need to talk oh no yeah no we've just begun Richie this is just the
00:08:49first act not turns into a tragedy tragedy is a better story oh I wish they
00:08:55had a section on how to repair an emotional affair you really saw me when
00:09:02I needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that
00:09:07emotional intimacy that I craved you know mm-hmm you were a great shoulder an
00:09:13ear mm-hmm you're so handsome young smart and maybe in another life but but I
00:09:21fell in love and you I fell in less oh yes why less knows the real me the worst of
00:09:32me and he he still loves me no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a
00:09:40few months six and a half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh
00:09:48start and I believe him hi no no no actually we don't say love should remain a mystery my mom
00:10:31Christmas my love in anticipation of the new year new you and new us I thought this would be a
00:10:38great start
00:10:51I hate this rag I know you hate this rag but I knew you'd never send it in yourself give
00:10:58it a quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02Oh Richie no no no no what have you done
00:11:06I pretend it to be your book agent your story is gonna be in the New Yorker
00:11:12no I didn't write this I'm fucked I know it's overwhelming and I'm sure you don't
00:11:19holy fuck Richie no no no oh my fuck oh shit shit shit shit oh bitch pick up pick up
00:11:28hi this is Terry leave a message Terry oh fuck okay there is a story there's a story in the
00:11:35Yorker with my name on it and I need you to call me back this is an emergency for
00:11:39serious this time call me back fuck fuck fuck
00:11:53shut the door why because I want to raise my voice Jesus jumping crackers why would you invite
00:12:01Hilton to your charity event at your home tonight because he wants to know who I am but Lindy will
00:12:07be there and I'm sorry am I the only one that remembers last year the the the the silent auction
00:12:13the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right count me out I'm sorry I cannot watch
00:12:21I don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:26but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with Hilton's kind
00:12:35of cash you know what Lindy and I are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our house new
00:12:41year
00:12:41new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed yes
00:12:47just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're on the
00:12:54road to big I promise you um okay Lindy it's me it's me calling you um I'm not panicking but
00:13:01just
00:13:02call me back before the party okay it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry sir um
00:13:08my uh my polyp is gone yeah but there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for
00:13:13the bard's
00:13:13guard so I'll be unable to attend your party this evening our loss good luck Richard
00:13:41you're not Jackie I'm hell don't make me raise it who are you I'm Professor Littlejohn Jackie's
00:13:47professor did she leave for break already have I missed her I hope not because I'm her fucking
00:13:51ride Jackie Professor Littlejohn yeah Lindy you should call me Lindy oh uh hell uh Professor Littlejohn
00:13:59is the reason that I'm here oh you wrote that book she loves I didn't read it no offense none
00:14:06taken
00:14:06Jackie I'm so glad I caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me I
00:14:13do
00:14:14oh is it okay oh yeah is it rude no offense but sure okay okay um have I done something
00:14:24wrong
00:14:24Professor Littlejohn oh no no gosh no no I have I have I um I need to tell you something
00:14:33uh
00:14:37I loved your short story untitled on purpose yeah that's the one yeah I loved it it was brilliant
00:14:44and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare one that deserves the
00:14:52attention of the New York literati I mean that that means the world to me Professor Littlejohn it's almost
00:15:01Christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work I oh my gosh I couldn't ask for a better
00:15:05okay listen to me listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really
00:15:13really now
00:15:14mm-hmm um I guess I could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off
00:15:20and just write the whole semester the whole semester you just want to isolate and write
00:15:27while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on purpose is coursing through you right yes I feel
00:15:33it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no distractions no internet no novels no magazines
00:15:39no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long a very a room of one's own wolf it right
00:15:46wolf it could you do that yes well oh well how's dad my uncle flip he has a cabin back
00:15:51in Montana
00:15:52that's super isolated oh Walden pond isolated that's perfect right yes Jackie yeah this has
00:15:59the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no Professor Littlejohn it it couldn't Jackie
00:16:07I should know my goal in life is to just write one one great novel like you
00:16:16that's okay so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester you're
00:16:22going to Montana yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh-uh just turn off the
00:16:28internet okay I will unplug completely yes okay hey Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you too
00:16:59oh Terry thank Christ okay listen I could be our 10 minutes blindsiding me with one shot
00:17:04oh Terry thank Christ okay listen I could be our 10 minutes blindsiding me with one shot
00:17:06short story published in the New Yorker over the last two decades gets you one the fact that we've
00:17:10been friends for more than 20 years gets you another and the other eight belong to Gillian Flynn
00:17:14he continues to publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park
00:17:18I didn't write the story it's my students work
00:17:24my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine and I
00:17:30why would I correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf because he
00:17:38long story adored me and thought I was capable of writing something great again I'm taking a
00:17:43sabbatical from Wash U I'm headed to the gray house Les and I are gonna renew our vows long story
00:17:48you're invited I know you hate him I did too but he has a good dad and I'm committed to
00:17:56committing
00:17:56to my marriage so I cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish
00:18:04your reputation as well so if you want to keep that classic six then can you please please fix this
00:18:11fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised I hate you I know
00:18:17I hate
00:18:18me too thank you no you're not allowed to thank me
00:18:27Oliver
00:18:47Les has been calling I've been texting and I have been busy Les needs you on best behavior
00:18:52tonight Hilton Smith is attending condescending as always Starla and who necessary and he is a big
00:19:00investor you know I thought the cover was on the pool last year right you know that great you already
00:19:05picked up the first frame to me to do yep it's locked I know is this another party protest no
00:19:11Hilton
00:19:12is here in five Starla your dress is upstairs I need you inside now what dress Les had me assess
00:19:17your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade insulting
00:19:24then what if I hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no new year
00:19:29new us without
00:19:30new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye Starla I will have the valet
00:19:41physically remove you I need a minute one minute you need a Hulk out front stat
00:20:19come on tell me what Les is working on this is the cover of Scientific American he tells me
00:20:25nothing and you never ask bullshit I have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years
00:20:32all I'll say is first rule of Fight Club when and outdated just like Scientific American
00:20:49vodka dry
00:20:58oh thank you
00:21:07big red has landed
00:21:09where's Lindy
00:21:11I need eyes on lady tomato
00:21:12give me a 20 on deep pockets
00:21:15double negative
00:21:16big red is not happy
00:21:18I know amazing style when I see it
00:21:20oh this is a facade
00:21:23oh well the facade is working
00:21:27I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud
00:21:31which I probably deserve
00:21:33I'm supposed to be
00:21:35the supportive wife
00:21:37but uh
00:21:39my career going up in flames is banging around my brain
00:21:41that's all I can hear
00:21:43what does your husband think about that
00:21:45oh he has no clue
00:21:46he's a fraud too
00:21:48is that so
00:21:52welcome everyone
00:21:55uh every year
00:21:56um I say I'm gonna keep it short
00:21:58and that this night is not about me
00:22:00it's about the children
00:22:01and tonight I'm actually gonna keep that promise
00:22:04but you know let's be honest
00:22:06um it has to be about me first
00:22:08because you're all here to bid on my stuff
00:22:11well he's just
00:22:12playing the role of a charitable philanthropist
00:22:17but all he really cares about is his life's work
00:22:20first
00:22:20himself second
00:22:22our daughter third
00:22:23me last
00:22:23which I probably deserve
00:22:25well just curious
00:22:27what do you think about his life's work
00:22:29and a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane
00:22:33my John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet
00:22:37with my high school ID
00:22:38still inside
00:22:40huh
00:22:40where else are you gonna get one of those
00:22:42I can't tell you that
00:22:46it's so top secret
00:22:47I actually have no idea what it is
00:22:49hold on a second
00:22:50my top elf is really trying to tell me something
00:22:53maybe tomato on the brando at Deepak
00:22:55his two drinks in third on deck
00:22:56you're fucking joking
00:22:57aren't you fucking fired
00:22:59I'll turn on the headset
00:23:02but I can tell you
00:23:06he's brilliant
00:23:08don't tell him I said that
00:23:10yeah
00:23:11I mean I'm already last
00:23:12you know what's after last
00:23:15not much
00:23:16so yeah
00:23:18Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
00:23:20and hopefully that covers it all
00:23:23okay
00:23:26last five minutes
00:23:27no two
00:23:28one
00:23:28later
00:23:28maybe
00:23:29done
00:23:29oh everybody was out
00:23:31stop
00:23:31no no
00:23:32I'm just explaining to this gentleman
00:23:33why there's no outdoor access this holiday season
00:23:36so as a joke last year
00:23:38I put into the silent auction
00:23:39as a joke
00:23:40watch almighty Les
00:23:42walk on water
00:23:44I thought the cover was on the pool
00:23:45oh
00:23:46it was not
00:23:47I'm so sorry
00:23:48you get it
00:23:48Kelton I'm so sorry
00:23:49I just want to say I'm so sorry
00:23:51well I pay right now to see that
00:23:53awesome Les
00:23:54if you can walk on water
00:23:56you got my money
00:23:58are you being serious
00:23:59no
00:24:00no
00:24:00oh great
00:24:01so I can still get the money
00:24:03after the conversation
00:24:05with your wife
00:24:08I don't know
00:24:09hi Hilton
00:24:10I didn't know
00:24:10okay lady
00:24:11why don't you just not say anything
00:24:12and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks
00:24:15okay so Hilton
00:24:17I don't know what she said
00:24:18well she said that
00:24:19you put work first
00:24:20family third
00:24:21and her dead last
00:24:22that's out of context
00:24:24what kind of man are you
00:24:25I know I just I can't explain
00:24:27I can't
00:24:30you never explain anything
00:24:33I got you
00:24:34again
00:24:35again
00:24:36you suck at this
00:24:37I do I do I do
00:24:38so just to be clear
00:24:39Lindy didn't tank the deal
00:24:40she closed it
00:24:41now she's awesome
00:24:44workaholics
00:24:44they changed the world
00:24:46I'm a workaholic
00:24:47I should know
00:24:48thank you
00:24:49thank you so much
00:24:50thank you so much
00:24:51I want to go to work right away
00:24:52like fuck the holidays
00:24:53yeah
00:24:53put it on my Christmas card
00:24:55every year
00:24:55yeah you really see me
00:24:56we both do
00:24:57oh it's you again
00:24:58Hilton's chief scientist
00:25:00oh the brains
00:25:01and the boots
00:25:02the boots
00:25:03the boots on the ground
00:25:04what do the boots do
00:25:05the boots ensure
00:25:06that my guts are never wrong
00:25:09the boots are part of the deal
00:25:11I'm all in
00:25:12are you
00:25:13awesome
00:25:14less
00:25:21fine just
00:25:21just tell me
00:25:22I'm melting down
00:25:23I'm melting down
00:25:24because I fucked the deal
00:25:25no I closed the deal
00:25:27I closed the deal
00:25:28fantastic
00:25:29no
00:25:29what do you mean
00:25:30no that's so great
00:25:31oh my god
00:25:32I was so worried
00:25:33no
00:25:34now
00:25:34I am saddled
00:25:35with one of Hilton's
00:25:36network of bio spies
00:25:37his chief scientist
00:25:39is gonna come in
00:25:40and she's gonna take credit
00:25:41for my work
00:25:41and all of this
00:25:42will have been for nothing
00:25:43I will be nothing
00:25:45my legacy will be nothing
00:25:46I shall go to the grave
00:25:48without a nobel
00:25:48you know
00:25:49this was
00:25:50my last chance
00:25:51at greatness
00:25:52god
00:25:54hey hey hey
00:25:55hey hey
00:25:56hey
00:25:57hey
00:25:59come on
00:26:00you remember
00:26:00Joan Ryan
00:26:03huh
00:26:04yeah
00:26:05my nemesis at MIT
00:26:06that's right
00:26:07you were convinced
00:26:08that the PhD board
00:26:10was gonna
00:26:11pick her over you
00:26:12and you were gonna be
00:26:13relegated
00:26:14to just a footnote
00:26:15in the science community
00:26:16or some other science bad thing
00:26:17right
00:26:17but what
00:26:19actually happened
00:26:20to Les
00:26:21they chose me
00:26:23they chose you
00:26:25and where's Joan Ryan
00:26:26teaching at Berkeley
00:26:30and where are you
00:26:31in St. Louis
00:26:33but why
00:26:34oh
00:26:36to give the finger
00:26:37to those ungrateful pricks
00:26:39at Monsanto
00:26:39and to build
00:26:40the Menlo Park
00:26:41of the Midwest
00:26:41and how
00:26:42how
00:26:43because I am
00:26:44I am a partner
00:26:45in my own company
00:26:45creating the bio-agrotech
00:26:47that will change the world
00:26:47that's right
00:26:48yeah
00:26:48you're gonna change the world
00:26:52and you are
00:26:54I've always believed that
00:26:55even when you hated me
00:26:57oh
00:27:00especially when I hated you
00:27:02so what do I do
00:27:04you do what you always do
00:27:06you get back in the workshop
00:27:08and you figure it out
00:27:11and you figure it out
00:27:11that's what Les
00:27:12Little John does
00:27:13yeah
00:27:14right
00:27:14yeah
00:27:15right
00:27:16okay
00:27:17okay
00:27:19okay
00:27:20that's it
00:27:21that's it
00:27:22thank you
00:27:23thank you for being so
00:27:24understanding
00:27:26oh god
00:27:29so now I gotta get back
00:27:30in the workshop
00:27:31and let's move our
00:27:32renewing our vows
00:27:33to next year
00:27:34that's a fantastic idea
00:27:35Les no I didn't
00:27:36what
00:27:36huh
00:27:37that's what you said
00:27:37right
00:27:39huh
00:27:40did I
00:27:41yeah
00:27:42Gary and Meg
00:27:43oh Gary and Meg
00:27:43would much prefer
00:27:44to go to Cabo
00:27:45let's send them something
00:27:45sign my name
00:27:46no no no
00:27:47that will be so humiliating
00:27:48don't worry
00:27:48don't worry
00:27:49I'll tell Lulu
00:27:49that she can just go skiing
00:27:50with her friends
00:27:51like she wanted
00:27:51so I'll see you
00:27:52when I see you
00:27:52I'll be back
00:27:53when I'm back
00:27:53and I love you
00:27:55and I can't wait
00:27:56for new year
00:27:56new us
00:27:57next year
00:27:58muah
00:28:08is he
00:28:09fucking kidding me
00:28:28Lindy
00:28:29Richie
00:28:30um
00:28:32I made a mistake
00:28:34and I'm leaving Les
00:28:36tonight
00:28:36I hear the emotion
00:28:38in your voice
00:28:39and it's beautiful
00:28:39I've been hoping
00:28:40for a Christmas miracle
00:28:41yeah I'm gonna go
00:28:42to Vermont
00:28:43I'm gonna go
00:28:44to the Grey House
00:28:44and I um
00:28:46could you
00:28:46could you come with me
00:28:47where you finished
00:28:49your masterpiece
00:28:50I'd be honored
00:28:51to be invited
00:28:51a gift beyond measure
00:28:53I have ten vacation days
00:28:55and one personal day bag
00:28:56and
00:28:56heart emoji
00:28:59let's meet at
00:29:00Mandy's diner
00:29:01at midnight
00:29:01heart emoji bag
00:29:03I'll arrive
00:29:03with joy in my step
00:29:05and a light in my heart
00:29:06did you love my present
00:29:08fuck
00:29:08pardon
00:29:09yeah I
00:29:12didn't have the
00:29:13heart to open it
00:29:15so um
00:29:15I'll just
00:29:16bring it with me
00:29:17okay
00:29:17new year
00:29:18new you
00:29:19new us
00:29:20oh
00:29:20is Vermont cold
00:29:21I get
00:29:43everybody out in 30 minutes
00:29:44or Hulk
00:29:45is gonna see me
00:29:45slash
00:29:49iceberg ahead
00:29:5030 clicks
00:29:50abandoned ship
00:29:51lady tomato
00:29:52about to burst
00:29:53hey hey hey
00:29:55Les promised me a minute
00:29:58I'll give you 20
00:30:17excuse me
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass
00:30:21might start after the holidays
00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP
00:30:25and Hilton turned on the money hose
00:30:26in good faith
00:30:27I didn't sign
00:30:28I'm a partner
00:30:29apparently not the important one
00:30:32oh
00:30:32well
00:30:33now I'm inspired
00:30:35and I would like you
00:30:36to leave
00:30:37a genius needs his space
00:30:39exactly
00:30:40and I plan on being inspired
00:30:42throughout the holidays
00:30:43I know this is a difficult transition period
00:30:46I'll give you tonight
00:30:47but I will be back tomorrow
00:30:51boots on the ground
00:30:53Dr. Littlejohn
00:30:57fuck me
00:31:18and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:19and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:19and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:19and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:19and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:19and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:20and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:20and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:21and I will be back tomorrow
00:31:35Nils, I don't have time.
00:31:39She what?
00:32:02You're old. Text me.
00:32:09Fuck you, too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say I need to regroup.
00:32:29Where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:32If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?
00:32:38Think I don't know?
00:32:38You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:43I'm a hoax.
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
00:32:55And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:58Why would you do this?
00:32:59Why?
00:33:00You don't know.
00:33:01Why?
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you.
00:33:06And our marriage.
00:33:08And breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture.
00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.
00:33:13Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.
00:33:21This is what you did.
00:33:22You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.
00:33:26You changed the names.
00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.
00:33:29And then you called it fiction.
00:33:30And you got lucky.
00:33:31Lucky.
00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:34My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly
00:33:43sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try
00:33:50to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh my.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:01This is my last chance.
00:34:03You already got your prize.
00:34:06And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing.
00:34:13Every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:15I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt.
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.
00:34:29You had flavor saver.
00:34:32And it was insufferable.
00:34:36Still is.
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
00:34:40I didn't get my prize.
00:34:42Swing and a miss.
00:34:43How is it my fault?
00:34:46How?
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly gonna find in your beloved grey house?
00:35:12Huh?
00:35:12With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm,
00:35:17because, quote, I promised we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:28And there it is everyone!
00:35:30That's our show!
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:40This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that. Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not gonna change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52Jesus, this is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:58It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:06Jesus!
00:36:07What a gentleman!
00:36:08Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh no, Lindy!
00:36:12What?
00:36:14What'd you do?
00:36:15I have no idea.
00:36:29Jenny!
00:36:31Oh God, is she dead?
00:36:38Lindy?
00:36:40Say something?
00:36:42Are you alive?
00:36:43oh you're alive
00:36:48fuck no
00:36:49fuck no
00:37:05and every christmas
00:37:08i don't want to fight tonight
00:37:26last
00:37:29oh fuck
00:37:32oh
00:37:35it's time
00:37:45oh
00:37:46oh
00:37:59how much did i drink last night
00:38:01plus
00:38:06why would you put the plaid back up
00:38:09god it's my eyes
00:38:13and my head
00:38:18oh i'll try january starts today
00:38:26oh wow that really cleaned up
00:38:32last
00:38:38who's at the door
00:38:51what is this nonsense
00:39:01no no no no no no
00:39:02lindy
00:39:03everything is fine
00:39:06don't freak out
00:39:16lindy
00:39:19ok i'm opening up the dollhouse
00:39:23stop screaming at me
00:39:46There you are!
00:39:49You're okay!
00:39:52I am not!
00:39:56Okay!
00:39:57Can you hear me?
00:39:58I am not okay!
00:40:05I am not okay!
00:40:08It works!
00:40:08I can hear you!
00:40:10You're too loud!
00:40:12Sorry.
00:40:13Well, now I can't hear you.
00:40:15How about now?
00:40:16No, too loud.
00:40:17No.
00:40:19Softer.
00:40:20No.
00:40:21Better.
00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!
00:40:27Can you hear me now?
00:40:29Say again.
00:40:30Can you hear me now?
00:40:31Yes!
00:40:32Sorry.
00:40:33Sorry.
00:40:33I'm so sorry.
00:40:35Are you okay?
00:40:36I'm fine.
00:40:37I heard that.
00:40:38I think we got it.
00:40:41Hi.
00:40:42What the fuck, Les?
00:40:44I heard that too.
00:40:45Loud and clear.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:47Mindy, I'm so sorry.
00:40:48It was an accident.
00:40:50And I can't believe it even happened.
00:40:52I know.
00:40:53I know.
00:40:53But you're incredible.
00:40:55I mean...
00:40:56You're beautiful!
00:41:01Are you smiling right now?
00:41:04No.
00:41:04No, no.
00:41:05No, of course not.
00:41:06I just...
00:41:07I...
00:41:08Just like, wow.
00:41:11Wow.
00:41:12Wow?
00:41:14Wow?!
00:41:14No, I apologize.
00:41:15You're my wife.
00:41:16You're not an experimenter.
00:41:18I should hope so!
00:41:20Jesus.
00:41:21Oh my god.
00:41:22This is your job?!
00:41:23This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
00:41:28So they don't what?
00:41:29Eat more?
00:41:30I don't...
00:41:30Do you want me to answer that or...?
00:41:34Explain it to me!
00:41:35Well, um...
00:41:37It's called cellular reduction.
00:41:40And, um...
00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
00:41:52Jesus!
00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!
00:41:55Oh, right.
00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.
00:41:56That's the restoration part.
00:41:59Great!
00:42:01Restore me!
00:42:03No, please!
00:42:04I can do that.
00:42:06Um...
00:42:06Uh...
00:42:06But first, uh...
00:42:07A surprise!
00:42:08Meet me in the dining room.
00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?!
00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
00:42:22I'm not!
00:42:23Make me big again, now!
00:42:25Heard that?
00:42:26Loud and clear?
00:42:27Um...
00:42:28The thing is...
00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
00:42:31I can.
00:42:32And I will.
00:42:33Um...
00:42:33The thing is...
00:42:34That it's just...
00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
00:42:38Or two.
00:42:38Tops.
00:42:39But...
00:42:39You'll be fine.
00:42:40Everything's gonna be okay.
00:42:41You're healthy.
00:42:42I checked your vitals.
00:42:43Wait!
00:42:44I could die?!
00:42:45Tiny?!
00:42:46No!
00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny!
00:42:49You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
00:42:56Um...
00:42:56The stove works.
00:42:58The refrigerator works.
00:42:59There's food.
00:43:00The water runs.
00:43:01And...
00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
00:43:06Your clothes.
00:43:08From your closet.
00:43:11Um...
00:43:11And, uh...
00:43:12This curling thing.
00:43:17And...
00:43:17Your hairbrush.
00:43:19Uh...
00:43:19Cold cream.
00:43:21Looked important.
00:43:22Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
00:43:24And the coffee maker.
00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?
00:43:26Oh!
00:43:27One crucial thing.
00:43:28Um...
00:43:28The toilet.
00:43:29Uh...
00:43:29It works.
00:43:30I figured it out.
00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
00:43:33Downstairs.
00:43:34Ever.
00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.
00:43:37Uh...
00:43:37I promise it.
00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.
00:43:39I am so close.
00:43:41Truly.
00:43:42Now it's so close?!
00:43:44Not a day?
00:43:46Or two?
00:43:47Tops?!
00:43:48LESS?!
00:43:49YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
00:43:52Hey.
00:43:54Calm.
00:43:54Calm down.
00:43:56Calm.
00:43:58Calm F***ins down.
00:44:17Hey Lindy.
00:44:20I NEED A MINUTE!
00:44:25I don't want to be a little.
00:44:30It's been a way.
00:44:43You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
00:44:47She's on her way, boy.
00:44:48She's gone back to her husband.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51They always do.
00:44:52Not this time.
00:44:52No, no, no.
00:44:53Because we've got plans.
00:44:55Yep.
00:44:56We've got concrete plans.
00:45:01How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
00:45:07Uber romantic.
00:45:14There are multiple reasons she could be late.
00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.
00:45:19Why, you may ask?
00:45:20Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
00:45:26Destined to be written.
00:45:28Immortalized for generations to come.
00:45:32Quiet, everybody, please.
00:45:34Quiet, please!
00:45:36Sorry.
00:45:37Oh.
00:45:38It's work.
00:45:39It's work.
00:45:41Hey, Martin.
00:45:43Hey, Martin.
00:45:44Well, you know, I was going to head out of town, so...
00:45:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:49Of course, of course.
00:45:50I'll just head into the lab.
00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.
00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
00:46:01Yeah, okay, bye.
00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
00:46:07Martin, can I be honest?
00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
00:46:14He's suffering?
00:46:21Take those off, I feel like a specimen.
00:46:24And come closer, I don't want to keep yelling.
00:46:30Jesus, the 96?
00:46:32If there was ever a time.
00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
00:46:37Well, I couldn't.
00:46:38It was top secret.
00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.
00:46:41That's bullshit.
00:46:43You didn't trust me.
00:46:45Which makes me so...
00:46:47sad.
00:46:48Makes me so sad.
00:46:51Fuck you.
00:46:53But...
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
00:47:02What?
00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:07They are so cute!
00:47:11Wait, and legible?
00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:16They're so cute.
00:47:18Oh, and functional.
00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:24How cute.
00:47:26And accurate.
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
00:47:33Never put it together.
00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.
00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
00:47:43No, no, no!
00:47:43No, Les!
00:47:45Take me with you.
00:47:46I'm portable.
00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse.
00:47:48I feel very not safe.
00:47:49I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
00:47:53I won't let something happen.
00:47:55Something did.
00:47:56Something else.
00:47:57Beyond the accident.
00:47:58But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
00:48:01Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
00:48:03Please, I'm scared.
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
00:48:09Oh, God.
00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
00:48:13Not me.
00:48:15I can show you.
00:48:16No, I... I don't.
00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.
00:48:23I promise.
00:48:25Trust me.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:31This is crazy.
00:48:33Oh my...
00:49:06I'll see you later.
00:49:09Ugh.
00:49:11I mean...
00:49:11Everything is really big.
00:49:14Really...
00:49:28Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:33You see this dust ball?
00:49:36Do you think I could choke on this?
00:49:39Oh, yeah, put that down.
00:49:44Hello, Dolores.
00:49:45Look who it is.
00:49:47See?
00:49:48She's not that scary.
00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?
00:49:51Oh, oh, it's puffing.
00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?
00:49:55No, no, no.
00:49:56It's trying to eat me.
00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.
00:49:59Can you put me down, please?
00:50:00Put me down.
00:50:14Fun, right?
00:50:16We all love a train ride.
00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:19Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:28Merry Christmas.
00:50:30Merry Christmas.
00:50:32Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:38Merry Christmas to me.
00:50:46Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:49Maybe too many times around?
00:50:51I want to get off.
00:50:53I don't like it.
00:50:55Oh, it's going to be sick.
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:07It's going to be okay.
00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.
00:51:12I'm so incredibly sorry.
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
00:51:27What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:29I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
00:51:33I don't know.
00:51:34Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.
00:51:40Who are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean...
00:51:44I know what you mean.
00:51:47Better.
00:51:50I did always love this couch.
00:52:05When you're ready.
00:52:07Uh, pour away.
00:52:13Don't be shy.
00:52:15So, this is my, uh...
00:52:20Tiny little life now?
00:52:21Temporary tiny life.
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day.
00:52:25Two at the most.
00:52:26I'm so close.
00:52:27So close.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean.
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.
00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of.
00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.
00:52:57With a twist.
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.
00:53:05I still don't know who that is.
00:53:07Walt?
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
00:53:11That's a stretch.
00:53:12What?
00:53:12I am blonde.
00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood?
00:53:20I mean...
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.
00:53:24Because it sold a million copies?
00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer.
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
00:53:30You're not excited?
00:53:32Laura Dern is playing the mother.
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern.
00:53:36But I question her judgment.
00:53:37The book wasn't well received.
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.
00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
00:53:43That does not a Pulitzer make.
00:53:45Their words.
00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
00:53:55I were the devil incarnate.
00:53:56Walt?
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
00:53:59That's not a stretch.
00:54:01Mom.
00:54:01It's fiction.
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.
00:54:05Carol saw me.
00:54:07And the me in your book is a monster.
00:54:09It's a comedy.
00:54:10It's a dark comedy.
00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
00:54:27Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me.
00:54:30No, he stopped being married to you.
00:54:33He abandoned me.
00:54:36Me too.
00:54:37And he's still the hero.
00:54:39I tried my best.
00:54:41Walt?
00:54:42If I may, Walt, Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:45I call them potatoes a la Diane with a twist.
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.
00:54:53Try it.
00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
00:55:03Just like you.
00:55:09Walt.
00:55:10I'm sorry.
00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.
00:55:15Yes.
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.
00:55:19It's like an arch for what?
00:55:20It's the gateway to the west.
00:55:24I think it's great.
00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.
00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting, I have to say.
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:41Oh, yes.
00:55:43Yes, we're here.
00:55:45We'll be quiet.
00:55:46We'll be fine.
00:55:46Oh, all right.
00:55:47You're set to high volume.
00:55:50Watch.
00:55:51Watch, watch, watch.
00:55:51Watch, watch, watch.
00:55:53Watch.
00:55:57Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:02Wait, wait.
00:56:08Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:10You're defending me.
00:56:11Always.
00:56:12Always.
00:56:13Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:16Shh, shh.
00:56:18Quit away.
00:56:19Oh, stay on your hand.
00:56:21No, no, no, no.
00:56:23Oh, fuck!
00:56:25Oh, fuck!
00:56:25Oh, fuck!
00:56:26Oh, fuck!
00:56:26Jesus, waltz!
00:56:27Can I help you?
00:56:28Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:30It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:32The one with the toilet!
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:36I lost the toilet.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:52Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her though, right?
00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me waltz?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:17Because she's-
00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20And not in a good way.
00:57:24It's gonna be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:30Only a few days.
00:57:37It's only a few days.
00:57:39It's only a few days.
00:57:40Let's go.
00:57:42You need to stop.
00:57:43I can't wait.
00:57:43I have to, I'm sorry.
00:57:57I can't wait.
00:58:00I can't wait.
00:58:02It's only a few days.
00:58:05I can't wait.
00:58:05I can't wait.
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:14It can't be right.
00:58:17Okay, I'm coming in.
00:58:19Now.
00:58:20Now-ish.
00:58:45Magoo.
00:58:49Stay.
00:58:50Stay.
00:58:54No, no, no, no.
00:58:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:00Magoo.
00:59:02Get out.
00:59:05Ow.
00:59:06Fuck.
00:59:07Fuzzy.
00:59:07Fuck her.
00:59:20Stop.
00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.
00:59:24You're bad enough already.
00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:44Hey!
00:59:47Yes, Richard? What is it?
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:50You seem upset.
00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry too when I need a release, so...
00:59:58I get where you're at.
00:59:59Okay, right? Is that all?
01:00:01Now you've got me worried.
01:00:02Is everything all right at home?
01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy.
01:00:05Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:06Yes, Richard, she's fine.
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:10She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
01:00:15She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing, writing.
01:00:18That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard!
01:00:20Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry to use profanity.
01:00:24I'm upset.
01:00:28I'll see you later.
01:00:35Please.
01:00:39Lass…
01:00:41Lass…
01:00:45Lass?!
01:00:46That is a toy.
01:00:53You left me?
01:00:55Right.
01:00:59I have to trust him I cannot spiral
01:01:06oh yeah why not okay that's it that's good space colon colon colonel colonel
01:01:20space colonel next up Uranus fuck I'm already spiraling you made me believe you were so close
01:01:30so I believed you yes and you should believe me that's our deal there is mathematical truth in
01:01:35stating I am so close so what does so close mean to you in this context today my god I
01:01:42can't put an
01:01:43actual number on it I don't know what what have you done what have I done Martin I didn't want
01:01:51to
01:01:51say you have one job contract is for 30 days that's insane well you said that you were close
01:01:5830 days well it will work I mean the math says it will and math is never wrong so now
01:02:07you have 30
01:02:08days no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does it say exactly what is it
01:02:12was a small
01:02:13print say exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works or the
01:02:20patent on our tech on my tech thank you reverts to Hilton and Hilton sues you sues us for fraud
01:02:29and you go to jail to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days it goes
01:02:36the the tech the lab
01:02:37the Bob's gone but okay so how do I make uh how do I how do I make things big
01:02:49again because I I have to make
01:02:50things big again well after 30 days you can't
01:02:58can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here less how bad is this
01:03:16okay I'm not even gonna ask about the cat
01:03:36hey I got you something for Christmas oh I didn't get you anything oh it's okay I didn't want you
01:03:48like what Shakespeare used to write with you know like Shakespeare well everybody knows you like
01:03:53Shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down no I'm just
01:04:04tired
01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
01:04:13oh Merry Merry Christmas Richard yeah thank you Janet this is a very thoughtful gift
01:04:19so thank you thy returneth to thine grind
01:04:28ah okay buddy hang your room over here
01:04:49oh right okay oh that's good okay
01:05:01oh come on
01:05:18oh
01:05:19oh
01:05:19oh
01:05:19oh
01:05:19oh
01:05:23a classic
01:05:24gum
01:05:29Volume.
01:05:30Volume.
01:05:32We're never turning this off.
01:05:35Okay, Saks.
01:05:37So, we've got popcorn, but no candy.
01:05:46Oh, less.
01:05:49That's just for me.
01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
01:06:01It's a big day.
01:06:02Could be the day.
01:06:03Needs to be the day.
01:06:04Or two.
01:06:05At the most.
01:06:11Here are my thoughts.
01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to b sub j.
01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
01:06:27Thoughts complete.
01:06:28Bob, implement his thoughts.
01:06:46Carl, implement his thoughts.
01:06:48He's not going to be the best.
01:06:48No.
01:06:51No.
01:07:04No.
01:07:07No.
01:07:08No.
01:07:09No.
01:07:09No.
01:07:10No.
01:07:11No.
01:07:11No.
01:07:12No.
01:07:12No.
01:07:12No.
01:07:14No.
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:14Let's make history.
01:08:16A great attempt in the name of science.
01:08:19Richard?
01:08:20Bob the Explainer?
01:08:23Nominal success.
01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:30Molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:33Razor Bob, see medic.
01:08:34Bring in Fred.
01:08:35Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:38Richard?
01:08:39We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:43Well, go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No.
01:08:59No, no, no, no.
01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:04We are making history, okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size.
01:09:10It's incredible.
01:09:10As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged
01:09:18up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
01:09:21Can I explain my fiber deficiency?
01:09:23Okay, everybody, everybody.
01:09:25This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't.
01:09:42You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:49Well, it had to be perfect.
01:09:51What?
01:09:51Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:53Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable!
01:10:03And it's ridiculous!
01:10:05And do, do something!
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.
01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now!
01:10:12Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam?
01:10:21Guam?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23Shut it down.
01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow, together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!
01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus!
01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
01:10:4029 days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not the point!
01:10:50What have I done?
01:10:59Midnight for the stars and you.
01:11:06Midnight and a rendezvous.
01:11:21No.
01:11:22It's my phone.
01:11:25My phone!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:30Oh!
01:11:30Coming!
01:11:32What?
01:11:43No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:46No!
01:11:48No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:55No!
01:11:57No!
01:12:01No!
01:12:03No!
01:12:04Did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:19I can see me in you.
01:12:27What?
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29What is that?
01:12:30Help!
01:12:31Help!
01:12:32Oh, fuck.
01:12:37I gotta get out of here!
01:12:43What the fuck?
01:12:45Ow!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:52Jesus!
01:12:54Fuck!
01:12:55God damn it!
01:12:56For fuck's sake!
01:13:03God dang it!
01:13:13Ow!
01:13:25Oh!
01:13:28Oh!
01:13:31Ah!
01:13:35Oh!
01:13:39Uh!
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:43Soft chip.
01:13:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:59Oh.
01:14:05Oh!
01:14:06Oh!
01:14:08Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:13Oh!
01:14:15Oh!
01:14:17Oh!
01:14:18What the?
01:14:19Oh!
01:14:20Oh!
01:14:21Oh god!
01:14:24Oh!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:35I'll save you!
01:14:36We'll be right back!
01:14:41We'll be right back!
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