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00:00:00Okay, hello Jeff Jeff can do is here you Jeff can do it

00:00:04How's it going? Don't don't that's the first thing you don't touch me. Don't settle down. Just settle it now. Why don't we do this?

00:00:09Relax. You're a big tough guy. Let's go in the room. No cameras. We'll see who comes out. Relax. Do you want to do it?

00:00:13You don't want to do it. No, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico sit over here

00:00:21Rico sit over here

00:00:23Let's see who comes out. We've been talking for years at his sister's cash ball f***ing wedding. Okay

00:00:30What are we doing tomorrow right?

00:00:34Whoa

00:00:36You're going to die

00:00:38No one loves you, what are we doing you're going to die

00:00:54I

00:00:57Want to jump right in your

00:01:00When you say gut it, that means I don't gut it at all.

00:01:03I want to pick with anybody, anytime, anywhere.

00:01:10Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

00:01:14I'll do it all day.

00:01:15Pick up, pick up.

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00:01:58Okay, boys, week two, we are all together live from Foxwoods Casino.

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00:02:08We're here.

00:02:09How's everyone feeling?

00:02:10So, Pat Hill standings so far.

00:02:13We've got – I went 26-19.

00:02:16Dave, you went 7-9.

00:02:17Rico, you went 3-9.

00:02:19Bloodbath.

00:02:19I thought I saw you at one point 22-22.

00:02:22Was that a misprint?

00:02:22That was Darren from the chat.

00:02:23I don't know where he got those numbers from.

00:02:25This could be skewed.

00:02:26Yeah, okay.

00:02:27I do like Derek from the chat.

00:02:28Ryder.

00:02:29This could be skewed.

00:02:30First of all, how was the Fox show?

00:02:33Rico is on it for now.

00:02:34How did it go?

00:02:35Yeah, I thought it went decent.

00:02:38I mean, it's the first time doing it,

00:02:39and none of us have been together, so getting the flow of it.

00:02:42But overall, I thought it went decent and it'll improve.

00:02:46You know, it's our brand of – it felt Barstool-y to me.

00:02:49Yeah.

00:02:50Rico, you did a good job, I thought.

00:02:52I would have liked to see you in a suit.

00:02:54I thought he should have gone full suit.

00:02:56Rico?

00:02:56Yeah, week one.

00:02:57I don't want to get back into, like, the Arch Manning calling that a drop.

00:03:02That's just crazy.

00:03:02He did call it a drop.

00:03:03Were you watching the game?

00:03:04He's staying with it.

00:03:06He's staying with it's a drop.

00:03:07You're doing the – if you can touch it, you can catch it,

00:03:09even though that ball was so far behind him?

00:03:11It was a bad throw.

00:03:12I'm saying in the moment when you tweet it –

00:03:14No, but –

00:03:15What about the moment, though, today on the show?

00:03:18Right.

00:03:20Yeah.

00:03:20When it hits a guy's hands and hits the floor, that –

00:03:22I'm saying – you could still say that's a drop.

00:03:24Is this the quarterback's fault?

00:03:25Yes.

00:03:26What was the TV setup when this was happening?

00:03:27Five.

00:03:28Where were your eyes?

00:03:30Eyes were in the middle.

00:03:31They were on the game.

00:03:32I do feel like he's –

00:03:33because for this show, the Fox show,

00:03:38I – and he's right.

00:03:39I was like, Rico, I'm thinking of having you on it,

00:03:41and I thought about the finances of getting him back and forth.

00:03:44Obviously, people know me.

00:03:45I like doing stuff with people I have extreme chemistry

00:03:48I've worked with for years.

00:03:49It makes things easier.

00:03:50So I thought Rico would be good, but then it's like,

00:03:52well, flying out every week is definitely an expense,

00:03:55and I don't think he watches a ton of football,

00:03:57to be totally honest.

00:03:58He's a basketball guy.

00:03:59So I didn't say it rudely.

00:04:01I was like, I think we'll have you on during basketball.

00:04:04I saw a crocodile tear come down his cheek,

00:04:06so I called him back the next day.

00:04:08You're talking like the Native American

00:04:09when they see the trash on the highway?

00:04:11Yeah.

00:04:12That old ad?

00:04:13So I was like –

00:04:14That's just not –

00:04:15I didn't know where we were going with that Native American.

00:04:17Did you not see that?

00:04:17In Foxwoods, I was like –

00:04:18Yeah, no, it was an ad.

00:04:20It was a commercial like 40 years ago.

00:04:22That's how the narrative runs.

00:04:23I said, no problem.

00:04:25No, but you were sad.

00:04:26You were broken.

00:04:27No, I wasn't.

00:04:28So I called you, and I said, Rico, we'll bring you in.

00:04:31So it's a good crew.

00:04:33Jay Williams definitely, I mean, throwing him into the fire.

00:04:35He didn't talk much.

00:04:36His best lines were all like a commercial break.

00:04:39That's almost like when he felt like he could talk.

00:04:42So I thought it was a good first episode.

00:04:43We'll see how it goes.

00:04:45And every day will be probably a pretty radically different show.

00:04:47Do you think you'll kick off Bosco at some point?

00:04:50I almost kicked him off today right off with the drop thing.

00:04:53Remember what I said to you, Bosco?

00:04:54Because I'm going for Rider of the Year.

00:04:55We had a little talk, and I was like, he'll kick you off eventually.

00:04:59Then you just got to work your way back on,

00:05:00and that will be part of the fun of the show is like,

00:05:03Bosco on, Bosco off.

00:05:05And he replied, he's like, you really think he'll kick me off?

00:05:07Yeah, I mean, listen, the show is fast.

00:05:10It went by to me very quick because the commercial breaks eat up like half an hour.

00:05:16Back in serious days, we had them as well.

00:05:18But a lot of the things we do now, what I've done is like a two-hour live show,

00:05:22or whatever, two hours nonstop is night and day versus these breaks.

00:05:26The breaks let you regroup.

00:05:27Yeah, we do two hours every day on the Yak.

00:05:29It's with no breaks.

00:05:30Yeah, it's a lot.

00:05:30Yeah.

00:05:31But yeah, so good show.

00:05:33Yeah, good-ish.

00:05:34We got a good pick-em because we're going to get into games.

00:05:37We also have a pick-off that we're going to maybe debut at the end of the show.

00:05:41Before we do that, Dave, do you want to air your grievances?

00:05:45Well, yeah, and this has been an increasing thing for you, I think, over the years.

00:05:51But your card on this show does not remotely resemble what your card ends up being.

00:05:57Yeah, yeah.

00:05:58And I think, if I'm being honest, it's because, and I get you're super busy,

00:06:03I don't think you're looking at the card before we sit down that closely.

00:06:06I am looking at the card.

00:06:07I mean, I usually give out about 10 to 15 plays when we're doing it.

00:06:11And then you have a 40 card.

00:06:12Dave, I love gambling.

00:06:13If that's a crime, throw me in jail.

00:06:16On Saturday morning when I look at the board, yes, I have a lot of ads.

00:06:20And if you want to stop me, if you want to say no more ads, that's fine.

00:06:23I think you're caging a songbird.

00:06:26No, no.

00:06:26And I'll say it.

00:06:27I said it before.

00:06:29I don't want to get into the-

00:06:31You can bet games that you don't give out.

00:06:33No, no.

00:06:35No.

00:06:35Yes, you can.

00:06:36No.

00:06:36If I bet a game, I'm going to give it out.

00:06:39Fine, but then-

00:06:41For the people.

00:06:41Fine.

00:06:42You can do whatever you want.

00:06:43Not separately, but for the purpose of this show and the card-

00:06:46So you're saying no more ads?

00:06:48No, I think there has to be a limit.

00:06:49How many ads do you have this week?

00:06:50Probably like 30.

00:06:51Yeah, so what's the point of doing-

00:06:54Because I don't even know what your card looks like.

00:06:56No, yes, they are.

00:06:57They're all public.

00:06:58They're all tweeting from the bar.

00:06:59Even I don't know, it's like, you've got to be on that like 24-7.

00:07:02No, you put on alerts on Twitter.

00:07:04And how late do people-

00:07:07Because I use this example.

00:07:09If I bet 100 grand a game, you give out your picks, I bet them, you switch, I switch.

00:07:13That's 10 grand.

00:07:14Gone.

00:07:14No, no.

00:07:15I flipped three times this week.

00:07:17So that's 30 grand.

00:07:18Listen, I bet every single one of my games.

00:07:22You guys don't.

00:07:23I don't say you-

00:07:23You guys don't.

00:07:24I'm resenting that too.

00:07:25Yeah, well, you should resent it, but it's the truth.

00:07:27I resent that.

00:07:27Only the big ones.

00:07:28But I bet-

00:07:29Time out.

00:07:30So when we do the five picks of the games that we have to pick a game, I might not have

00:07:34a strong opinion.

00:07:35If I say a pick, I bet the pick.

00:07:37But I bet every single game that I give out.

00:07:39I'm betting between $50,000, $100,000, $200,000 a game.

00:07:43If I have 20 things, I can't put that much in my account.

00:07:46That's fine, but I'm telling you what I do.

00:07:48Every single pick that is on my card, I am betting my money on, and I am not going to

00:07:53bet against-

00:07:54So South Carolina-

00:07:56What's the point of listening to the show if you're not giving a real card?

00:07:58Sunday morning, South Carolina, I wake up.

00:08:00I had Virginia Tech on the show.

00:08:02I thought all week, lightning bolt.

00:08:04You're the king of the lightning bolt play.

00:08:06I had Virginia Tech in my head all week.

00:08:09Wake up Sunday morning, and I say, why am I doing this?

00:08:12Lenore Sellers is better than Virginia Tech.

00:08:14I'm taking South Carolina.

00:08:16I gave about a six-hour warning.

00:08:19What I wasn't going to do was bet South Carolina privately and have my pick be Virginia Tech.

00:08:24I'm not going to do that to the people.

00:08:25I think you're limited to one flip and five ads.

00:08:29You're trying-

00:08:30Five ads?

00:08:31Yeah.

00:08:31You're trying to kill me.

00:08:32You're trying to kill Gambling Dan.

00:08:34I don't think you're doing-

00:08:34You're trying to kill Gambling Dan.

00:08:35No, I don't think you're doing-

00:08:36Yeah, you are.

00:08:36You're trying to kill me.

00:08:37You're suffocating me.

00:08:39I'm going to-

00:08:39Can we just do a Saturday morning live show?

00:08:41Great.

00:08:42You're trying to drown me.

00:08:43That's what you're trying to do.

00:08:44I have no time to do that.

00:08:45No.

00:08:46What?

00:08:47I would love to.

00:08:48That's what I bet.

00:08:49Why do we do this so early in the week?

00:08:51I don't even know.

00:08:52I've lost track.

00:08:52There's nothing-

00:08:52Why do we do it so early in the week?

00:08:54To put in the ads and edit it?

00:08:55There's nothing more-

00:08:56Let's do a live show then.

00:08:57There's nothing more that I love than on Saturday morning-

00:09:01You got nothing going on Saturday?

00:09:02We'll do it at 4 a.m.

00:09:04I'm fine with that.

00:09:05There's nothing I love more on Saturday morning than waking up, getting the donuts for my kids

00:09:14and my family, drinking my coffee, looking at the board, and adding 25 games.

00:09:20But it just devalues your show.

00:09:20I fucking love it.

00:09:22But no, it doesn't because it's all public.

00:09:24Also, what would you say to people who give out one thing on this show and then give out

00:09:28a different pick, the opposite pick on a different show?

00:09:32That's egregious in my mind.

00:09:33Would you say that that's egregious?

00:09:35If I said, I want Virginia Tech and then I did a college football show later on in the

00:09:40week-

00:09:40You're saying the Ohio State pick?

00:09:41Yes.

00:09:41You gave out Texas on this show and you gave out Ohio State on Big Noon Kickoff.

00:09:45But you've got to listen-

00:09:45That's a crime against humanity.

00:09:47I didn't even know I did that.

00:09:48I switched.

00:09:49But there's games that we just cover and you give a pick.

00:09:53But I've said on this show, I don't bet those games a lot of times.

00:09:57I had no opinion on that game.

00:09:58I bet them all.

00:09:58I did not bet that game in real life.

00:10:00I bet them all.

00:10:00If I give a pick, I bet it.

00:10:02Yeah, you're different than us.

00:10:03We've said that in the big ones.

00:10:04They're like, hey, I got no real opinion.

00:10:05We cover the big games and we give our opinions.

00:10:08Listen, so what are you saying?

00:10:10You're saying I can't flip and I can't add.

00:10:11Let's do a live show.

00:10:11Let's do it later.

00:10:12Fine.

00:10:13Somebody figure out when we can do that.

00:10:15Saturday right before kickoff.

00:10:17I'm down.

00:10:19I can't do that, Zach.

00:10:21Okay.

00:10:22Well, then I-

00:10:23So what do you-

00:10:25Listen, I'll live under-

00:10:26I'll live under Port-Petit sanctions.

00:10:29Go ahead.

00:10:30I will live under your sanctions.

00:10:31I know what you're saying.

00:10:32I-

00:10:33When you actually come up with your card is when we should do the show.

00:10:38That's literally like five minutes before kickoff.

00:10:40My card is pretty accurate.

00:10:42When I get my card, it's my card for the most part.

00:10:44So then we're going to have to do a live show at 10 a.m. on Saturday.

00:10:50We're going to have to do a live show at 1.45 on Saturday.

00:10:55We're going to have to do a live show at 6 p.m. on Saturday.

00:10:58And then we're going to also have to do a live show at around 9 p.m. on Saturday.

00:11:01Because that's-

00:11:02Those are my ad windows.

00:11:03I play window to window.

00:11:05If I win in the morning, I think this is the most common man gambling there is.

00:11:11If I win in the morning, I add in the afternoon.

00:11:13I understand.

00:11:13That's how you go.

00:11:15And a lot of people do it.

00:11:16But for the sake of this show, then those shouldn't be-

00:11:18There has to be your first five are your ads, your best.

00:11:21And then everything else, no.

00:11:23So five ads.

00:11:24Five ads.

00:11:25You're killing me.

00:11:26I just want you to know that you're killing me.

00:11:28I think if you put more time-

00:11:29What you're doing.

00:11:30I think if you put more time-

00:11:31I put time into it.

00:11:32I am very busy.

00:11:33We do do this on Wednesday.

00:11:35I actually would argue Wednesday is my least favorite day to put in bets.

00:11:39If I put in a bet, it's usually Monday morning-

00:11:41Get it early.

00:11:41Or Saturday right before kickoff.

00:11:43We do it literally in the middle.

00:11:45And I hate that.

00:11:46I understand we have to do it.

00:11:47It's the same with advisors.

00:11:48It's the same with the pro football show.

00:11:50It sucks.

00:11:50I have to give all these opinions before-

00:11:53You admit that your opinions change as the week goes on.

00:11:58As things start to-

00:11:59You start to read more into it.

00:12:01Then we gotta-

00:12:01You can do more research, too.

00:12:02You can do more research.

00:12:03So how many games-

00:12:04How deep have you looked at this card?

00:12:06It's only Tuesday.

00:12:07I looked at the card of all the games that they had live.

00:12:10What about Friday morning?

00:12:12A live show.

00:12:141, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

00:12:19Well, you got those meetings.

00:12:2013.

00:12:20No, it's at noon, right?

00:12:22I have 18 plays this week.

00:12:24So far.

00:12:26But we scheduled that.

00:12:28But you can't tell me I don't do-

00:12:29What do I have 9 and 10 a.m. this week?

00:12:32Yeah, I think that's in your Friday.

00:12:33But you can't tell me I don't do any research because I have 18 plays right now.

00:12:38It's Tuesday.

00:12:40And I'm gonna end up with 45.

00:12:42What happens to the Thursday games then?

00:12:44I have 18 plays.

00:12:45You've known this guy forever.

00:12:46I have 18 plays right now.

00:12:48Not ready to really give picks.

00:12:50I give my first crack and then I sharpen it and I sharpen it.

00:12:54Listen, you don't get to 500 picks by just doing Tuesday picks.

00:12:58You give those picks knowing they're not really your picks.

00:13:02Everything I give, I put in.

00:13:04Hank just agreed totally.

00:13:05What are you talking about?

00:13:05Everything I put in, I give in.

00:13:07No, I flipped three games.

00:13:09I flipped three games.

00:13:10I gave a well, and also you flipped two, by the way.

00:13:14Let's just put that on the record.

00:13:15I don't flip games though that I like.

00:13:16You literally flipped a game on last night.

00:13:19The UNC game.

00:13:20Yes.

00:13:20We talked about the UNC.

00:13:21I didn't like the UNC game.

00:13:22You gave out UNC, then you flipped to TCU.

00:13:24I didn't like the UNC game.

00:13:24You did the same thing that you accused me of doing.

00:13:27And I said you could have two flips.

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00:14:39I want seven...

00:14:40I want...

00:14:41I want ten ads.

00:14:43Ten?

00:14:44It is early in the week.

00:14:45His defense early in week...

00:14:47In week...

00:14:48Like the BYU thing the other night...

00:14:49This is not the...

00:14:50I feel like I'm in front of the Supreme Court for liking gambling too much.

00:14:57But I love it too.

00:14:59There should be then a percentage of your card.

00:15:03Like if you give a 10-game card, you can't then have 20 ads.

00:15:05When have I ever given a 10-game card?

00:15:07Off the jump?

00:15:08When?

00:15:09I always give like 15 picks on Tuesday and then another 20 on Tuesday.

00:15:12Then let's do it later.

00:15:13What's Friday mornings?

00:15:14Listen, I'll do...

00:15:15If you want to limit my ads, it's probably better for my mental health too.

00:15:19And Jack would probably be happy.

00:15:21No, because you're going to get mad at me then in every game that you're...

00:15:25No, I just won't put the games.

00:15:26I'll just...

00:15:27You know what?

00:15:27I'll just take my...

00:15:28I'll fucking start...

00:15:29If the card doesn't...

00:15:30I'll start collecting stamps.

00:15:31Like I don't even know who I'm...

00:15:32I don't know what I'm going to do.

00:15:33I don't even know who I'm competing on this show.

00:15:35You're trying to kill me.

00:15:35You're suffocating me.

00:15:36You're suffocating me.

00:15:37I don't even know who I'm competing.

00:15:38I just...

00:15:38The feed is just ad, ad, ad, ad.

00:15:41It's like you lose track though.

00:15:43It's like not even a thing.

00:15:45I think I added...

00:15:46I fucking crushed 28 ads.

00:15:49That's crazy.

00:15:50Saturday night I added like eight games.

00:15:52I went like seven and one.

00:15:53It was so thrilling.

00:15:55Oh, it was the best.

00:15:56It was the best.

00:15:57I had every single late night game.

00:15:59Oh, there's nothing better.

00:16:02There's nothing better, Dave, than adding a game late at night and winning it.

00:16:06Listen, I bet games...

00:16:07You should just have it counted as a fourth person.

00:16:10All my ads.

00:16:11We could do the ads.

00:16:13All the ads could be an extra person.

00:16:16It's just this.

00:16:17It could be an ads card.

00:16:19No, fine.

00:16:20All right.

00:16:22Seven ads, but I can do them at any time.

00:16:27I think if you look in the history though, his ads...

00:16:29He's probably down on his head.

00:16:30Oh, definitely.

00:16:31Because all my ads...

00:16:33It's not just that.

00:16:34All my ads are...

00:16:35Listen, I got what I got.

00:16:36Later in the week, you are diving into this stuff.

00:16:38So then let's do it later in the week.

00:16:40No, all my ads are based on if I'm doing well, I'm like, I'm going to add.

00:16:46If I'm doing bad, I'm like, got to add.

00:16:48Actually, every situation...

00:16:50It's like the meme where all the doors lead to me adding plays.

00:16:55Every single door you open is me adding plays.

00:16:55Yeah, I get what you're doing, but it's just...

00:16:57All right, how about seven ads?

00:17:00But I can do the ads at any time.

00:17:02So I can do them right before kickoff.

00:17:04Seven.

00:17:06How many did you have this week?

00:17:0828.

00:17:09Fine, I can do seven.

00:17:10And one flip a week.

00:17:12Fine, deal.

00:17:13Two, actually.

00:17:13No, you said two.

00:17:14Two flips, seven ads.

00:17:15I don't use that many flips.

00:17:16Two flips with six hours.

00:17:19Because it is unfair.

00:17:20Six hours, yeah, yeah.

00:17:21It's unfair to people.

00:17:22I gave a lot of time for the South Carolina flip.

00:17:25Yeah, but if people are putting in picks like...

00:17:27Yeah, yeah, no, that's fair.

00:17:27You're juicing them.

00:17:28That's fair.

00:17:29That's fair.

00:17:30All right, so two ads.

00:17:32You know what?

00:17:32Sorry, I'll do eight ads, one flip.

00:17:36Fine.

00:17:37Okay.

00:17:39Eight ads, one.

00:17:40Eight ads.

00:17:40Somebody said it was a groundbreaking moment in the history of the show.

00:17:42It's the first time that it seems like you two have had a fight.

00:17:46Usually it's the other way.

00:17:46Well, this isn't a fight where it's a disagreement.

00:17:48I'm just saying.

00:17:49There's a controversy.

00:17:49It's like I couldn't follow it.

00:17:51I have a feeling.

00:17:52I was putting myself in the shoes of the viewers.

00:17:55I don't know what he's doing.

00:17:56Why even this show?

00:17:57Because his card does not look anything like what is happening on the show.

00:18:01I have a feeling if I had gotten killed on my ads and my flips, we wouldn't be happy.

00:18:05No, because when I saw it, to be honest, you were 500 when I saw it.

00:18:09It was Derek from the chat.

00:18:10I was like...

00:18:10With the Big Ten.

00:18:12What's that?

00:18:13But some of the reasons Rico just said, you got a new quarterback, a team that is...

00:18:19I don't know who we're talking about.

00:18:21National championship favorite.

00:18:23Almost beat them last year.

00:18:25I'm going to go with Texas.

00:18:26Yeah, we talk about the games.

00:18:29Midwestern football.

00:18:30Yes, I flipped on it, but it's not a real flip.

00:18:34It's not a real flip.

00:18:35It's not a real flip.

00:18:36That's a real flip.

00:18:37No, because there's games...

00:18:38If you're a pick-em person who bet Texas with you, and then you watch Big Noon because

00:18:44you love Dave Portnoy, imagine that guy sitting at home.

00:18:48Correct.

00:18:48Now, imagine that guy who watches me tweet that I'm switching to South Carolina six hours

00:18:52before.

00:18:52I wouldn't be happy, but where it gets different for me, and I'll be better with it, is on

00:18:58the games we cover that are like, hey, we're talking Ohio State-Texas.

00:19:02I don't really have a lean.

00:19:03I'm almost talking to myself.

00:19:05That would not be on my card if I was just writing it.

00:19:07It goes on the card because we pick it.

00:19:09Okay.

00:19:10I love gambling.

00:19:11Eight ads, one flip.

00:19:12I don't like you trying to shame you like gambling more than you.

00:19:15You're trying to shame me.

00:19:16You're trying to shame me because I like to fire away.

00:19:1828 ads.

00:19:19I like to...

00:19:19Step in my shoes.

00:19:21Go 28 ads.

00:19:22What was your record this week?

00:19:2426 and 19.

00:19:25Somebody do 26 plus 19, 36, 47.

00:19:28You can go window to window.

00:19:284.7 million dollars.

00:19:30Window to window.

00:19:31Window to window.

00:19:32Yes, but the games cross over, Dan.

00:19:34You know that.

00:19:35Slick to slate.

00:19:35Not always.

00:19:35Yes, they do.

00:19:36You got to wait until it hits.

00:19:36But no, no.

00:19:37If you bet overs, they cash the minute they go over.

00:19:40Let's take a quick break.

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00:20:24All right, let's talk about week one.

00:20:27Any big takeaways?

00:20:28Wake Forest, what happened there, Rico?

00:20:29Fuck.

00:20:30Disaster.

00:20:30Absolutely.

00:20:31What are they saying?

00:20:32What are they saying to the barbershop?

00:20:33What are the alumni saying?

00:20:34They are not thrilled.

00:20:35What are the alumni saying?

00:20:36UCLA lost by 100.

00:20:37I got in the hole with you.

00:20:39You can't lay 17.

00:20:40It's a mistake by my own.

00:20:41Listen, I thought Kennesaw State was as bad as they were.

00:20:44First drive, Wake Forest goes up and down the field.

00:20:46Or right down the field, I should say.

00:20:477-0.

00:20:48It looks like it's great.

00:20:48They never went up and down the field.

00:20:50No.

00:20:51They went down the field once.

00:20:53Down the field.

00:20:53Yeah.

00:20:54Down the field.

00:20:54What was the final score?

00:20:55It was like 9-7.

00:20:5610-9, yes.

00:20:57They never went up and down the field.

00:21:00They went down the field.

00:21:01They never even sniffed a 17-point cover.

00:21:0410-9?

00:21:04The running back gets hurt.

00:21:06You can't lay 17 with a team who can't score 17.

00:21:09That's on me.

00:21:10That's a really good point.

00:21:12I thought Kennesaw State was going to be that bad.

00:21:14They weren't.

00:21:16You just said they were.

00:21:17I know.

00:21:17I thought they were going to be that bad.

00:21:19No, you said they were on here, I thought.

00:21:22And then you blamed on Wake Forest.

00:21:24Didn't he say they were that bad?

00:21:26Am I making that up?

00:21:28I thought Kennesaw State was going to be that bad.

00:21:31They weren't that bad.

00:21:32Okay, I misunderstood that.

00:21:33Giving Kennesaw State credit.

00:21:34And Wake Forest, again, like, yeah, they're a bad, bad power shop.

00:21:37Are they calling for the coach in the power shops?

00:21:40Yeah.

00:21:40No, they should be.

00:21:41You're going in and you're asking for a fade, and you're immediately like,

00:21:44what the fuck was that?

00:21:45It's bad.

00:21:469-7?

00:21:47Yeah, you know, again, they're a bad FBS team, power conference team.

00:21:51You can't be laying the points with teams like that.

00:21:54I did think Kennesaw State was that bad.

00:21:55They're not.

00:21:56It's a mistake.

00:21:57Do we have list games?

00:21:58I'm not going to get on here because my Diaco pick.

00:22:03UCLA was so bad.

00:22:04I didn't watch a play of it.

00:22:05So bad.

00:22:06I'm getting so old, I fall asleep.

00:22:07That was actually, I think I saw a stat.

00:22:08He's getting dragged, by the way, Diaco, because he coaches for UNC.

00:22:12Oh.

00:22:13I forgot he was there.

00:22:14I forgot he was there.

00:22:16Yeah, they're dragging him.

00:22:17Oh, shit.

00:22:18I saw a stat, Dave.

00:22:19It was like, I think that they were, it's like, you know, percentage points on, like, success

00:22:25rate on defense.

00:22:26And, like, UCLA was 10% worse than every other team in college.

00:22:32Like, the second to worst team.

00:22:33Yeah.

00:22:33They just got carved.

00:22:34Yeah.

00:22:34I didn't watch a play, they lost by 100.

00:22:37There's a couple of list games.

00:22:40Matt Leinert was talking a lot about, what's it, Dampier, the quarterback of Utah.

00:22:44Should have flipped.

00:22:46I want to, but I have integrity in the game when I know it, so I won't intentionally flip

00:22:50on people.

00:22:51But it would have been better because then people would have had a chance to maybe win.

00:22:55Yeah.

00:22:55If anybody had that as their mortal, that sucks.

00:22:58I, I, listen, I, I, my units this week were 50 for college.

00:23:02I've been doing more in baseball.

00:23:03I just put in while we're sitting here, $100,000 parlay, Red Sox-Dodgers tonight.

00:23:08Okay.

00:23:09For anybody in the room, since this won't air by then.

00:23:12The Red Sox, though, have been a savior for me.

00:23:15They've been playing great baseball.

00:23:16I cannot take crochet day minus 265, though.

00:23:20That's too much.

00:23:21That's why I need to find another one.

00:23:22This game's live, right?

00:23:24No.

00:23:25Oh.

00:23:25All right.

00:23:26So what, what other, I mean, Ohio State looked awesome.

00:23:28Arch looked terrible.

00:23:30I thought their defense looked awesome.

00:23:31Yeah.

00:23:32Quarterback, quarterback, I thought looked good.

00:23:33Yeah.

00:23:34I thought he looked poised.

00:23:37Yeah.

00:23:37I mean, Arch really, that's his first real game, tough spot to play.

00:23:42And, and with this NFL's, and I give them their flowers, the number one team in the nation.

00:23:46I'm not sold that it's like Patricia is some magician all of a sudden.

00:23:50That I thought was overblown.

00:23:52Well, you, you can't do the Patricia thing and then watch UNC.

00:23:55Yeah.

00:23:56And there's been coaches, NFL, like coaches go back and forth.

00:23:59Michigan has Wink Markindale as their defensive coordinator.

00:24:01He was, he was in the NFL for a long time.

00:24:04But no, they look good.

00:24:05Now the thing that's definitely different, a lot of these great games, none of them, well,

00:24:11I guess if you say Ohio State, that basically guarantees they're in the playoff, right?

00:24:16These teams that would have to lose, like LSU, there's still a tough schedule, but they have

00:24:22a lot of rope.

00:24:22Yeah.

00:24:23These teams that lose, it's like you just regroup and go because of the playoff.

00:24:26One team that lost that I, because we've mentioned Wake Forest, I got so, so wrong.

00:24:32That Bama game, I couldn't have been more wrong.

00:24:34I thought Bama with Ryan Grubb back, I thought they were going to, like their offense was going

00:24:37to look better.

00:24:38Their defense got absolutely gashed.

00:24:40You had that right.

00:24:41You had one national title, right?

00:24:43No.

00:24:43Well, I threw it out there 10 to one.

00:24:45I also was dead on about my quarterback.

00:24:46I said, I was like looking at prices.

00:24:48I haven't bet a national title.

00:24:50I did bet a national title because I looked at the schedule.

00:24:54Oregon's got, and I know people can be Homer, Homer, Homer.

00:24:56Oregon's got a very, very favorable schedule.

00:24:59I could see Florida State making it right.

00:25:01I think Florida State could be real.

00:25:02They're good.

00:25:03Yeah.

00:25:03Like that was a, that was, that was a clue.

00:25:06And I'm telling you, that kid is a college quarterback.

00:25:08Yeah.

00:25:08Like just runs around, like he was good at BC.

00:25:11I researched, I went into it.

00:25:13He got hurt and then didn't get the job because O'Brien plays.

00:25:16He has like a pro system and he doesn't play that way.

00:25:19And Gus Malzahn was cooking it up.

00:25:21Yeah.

00:25:21State Penn, Indiana.

00:25:23Indiana struggled a little bit.

00:25:25Yeah, they did.

00:25:26I had them.

00:25:26That was bad.

00:25:27And Iowa.

00:25:28Those are their three.

00:25:28Iowa struggled.

00:25:29Is that away games?

00:25:31State Penn is definitely away.

00:25:33Okay.

00:25:34I believe Iowa is away and I'm not sure about Indiana.

00:25:37Okay.

00:25:37I have the.

00:25:38Yeah, I don't.

00:25:39My problem with like the future.

00:25:41I did.

00:25:41The only future I put in was Jeremiah Love, Heisman, and that's dead on arrival.

00:25:45They just didn't give him the ball.

00:25:47No.

00:25:47They just did not give him the ball.

00:25:49He was trying.

00:25:50He does his.

00:25:51That second half, he was just hurtling everyone trying to make a Heisman.

00:25:53What do you think of my guy?

00:25:54I thought he looked great.

00:25:55Bryce Underwood?

00:25:56Yeah, I thought he looked good.

00:25:57And I'm hoping because we have the game of the week this week at Oklahoma.

00:26:01The line jumped from like two to five and a half.

00:26:03I am hoping they intentionally didn't let him run once.

00:26:07He didn't run once.

00:26:08Yeah.

00:26:08He can run just as well as he can throw.

00:26:10But man, he's got a laser, accurate, composed, great.

00:26:13The 18-year-old kid looked amazing.

00:26:15It was some trick play from New Mexico.

00:26:16Is Shrum Moore back on the –

00:26:18Yeah.

00:26:18Yeah, Jason Eck.

00:26:19Shout out to Jason Eck.

00:26:20I texted Dave in the middle of the game because that was one of my ads.

00:26:22I took Michigan.

00:26:24Michigan didn't look great.

00:26:25He didn't realize Jason Eck went from Idaho to New Mexico.

00:26:28That's on Blutman.

00:26:29He was the coach of Idaho last year who took Oregon like to the limit.

00:26:34He's just really good in those moments.

00:26:36Like he's that type of coach where he can get the guys believing.

00:26:39Dave, wait, what was I going to say?

00:26:43Sharon, you mentioned?

00:26:44Yeah.

00:26:44Is he back for Oklahoma?

00:26:45I think he is, right?

00:26:46Isn't he?

00:26:46He coached last week.

00:26:48I think –

00:26:49Oh, so it's –

00:26:49It's later, I think.

00:26:50Yeah.

00:26:51It's week three and four maybe?

00:26:53Yeah.

00:26:53He coached –

00:26:54Yeah.

00:26:54Okay.

00:26:54All right.

00:26:55All right.

00:26:55Because I was going to say the –

00:26:57Because that is coming –

00:26:58Oh, yeah.

00:26:58It's Nebraska and whoever you're playing week three.

00:27:01We're just slapping Nebraska's face.

00:27:03I don't know who we're –

00:27:04I don't know.

00:27:05I think it's a directional Michigan school.

00:27:07I think it's like Central or something.

00:27:08Something like that.

00:27:09Okay.

00:27:11Any other big thoughts from the weekend?

00:27:13Great college –

00:27:13Great week one.

00:27:14Great week one.

00:27:15I also –

00:27:16I said this on PMT, but they need to just play every single game on campus.

00:27:21The, like, difference between Virginia Tech and South Carolina

00:27:25or Syracuse and Tennessee versus Clemson and LSU was so night and day.

00:27:30Or Miami and Notre Dame.

00:27:31Like, play these games on campus.

00:27:33Congrats to Danny Boykane.

00:27:34Big win.

00:27:35Huge win.

00:27:35I was happy for him.

00:27:36Dude, Miami looks good.

00:27:38Like, their lines looked good.

00:27:40That play calling from Chris Ball.

00:27:42He's scary.

00:27:43Put it on notification.

00:27:44Notice that will bite him if you play with your dick tucked between your legs down the stretch.

00:27:50He's done it before.

00:27:51Unbelievable catch.

00:27:52I mean, that was going to be an interception.

00:27:54Interception.

00:27:54Yeah.

00:27:54And, obviously, last night we're taping this day after Belichick's – I mean, they look awful.

00:28:01They're in deep.

00:28:02I don't know what he's doing there, to be honest.

00:28:04I mean, his one game could have changed.

00:28:05His strength is scouting, tough to scout week one, but I don't know what he's doing in college.

00:28:10He's not a college coach.

00:28:12It's – the balloons in his press conference were tough.

00:28:15The – not releasing a depth chart and then getting, you know, 40 – what is it, 50-piece, 48, tough.

00:28:22It was bad.

00:28:23The whole thing tough.

00:28:23Yeah.

00:28:24Jordan jokes, tough.

00:28:25And he's got to also, like, how much does he just hate – like, that quarterback, Gio Lopez, I know he got hurt, but he went, what, was it, two hours without getting a completion?

00:28:36Yeah.

00:28:36He's got to drive nuts.

00:28:37He also doesn't know how to – like, the thing is, like, Randy Moss was there and LT and Jordan.

00:28:45They're up in, like, the suites, kind of being she-she.

00:28:48Like, you look at Deion.

00:28:50He's got people on the sideline jumping up.

00:28:52Michael Irvin, yeah, this – it was dull for all – it was dull.

00:28:58The crowd, even when they were hyped up, doing all right, it didn't look like a football crowd.

00:29:02It looked like a North Carolina-like basketball crowd.

00:29:04It just – it was off from the word go.

00:29:07He's not going to be that guy.

00:29:09He's walking out.

00:29:10He doesn't run out.

00:29:11It's just a different – he's not a rah-rah guy.

00:29:13He never has been.

00:29:15I think you have to be in college.

00:29:16Yeah, I agree.

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00:30:07Not to go backwards here, but I just did want to say one thing that I think you can agree on, Dave.

00:30:12Flipping a game from a loser to a winner that you—

00:30:14Yeah, it's the best feeling in the world.

00:30:16I actually think it's better than going 3 or 4-0.

00:30:20It's great.

00:30:20Because it's just the feeling of being like, I thought one thing, and then last second I was like, oh shit.

00:30:25No, it's a great feeling.

00:30:25It's the best feeling.

00:30:27Okay, let's get to the games.

00:30:30We got five main games, not the same card as week one.

00:30:33First one, though, Iowa State.

00:30:35We will be in Ames.

00:30:36We're doing our show live before Big Noon, so come out.

00:30:40We put it all out on socials here.

00:30:42Let me get the actual address.

00:30:44Try to get Tyrese Halliburton to do a pizza review with me.

00:30:46It's going to be at the game, but he said he's not getting there until Saturday morning.

00:30:50Ryman Plaza between lots S2 and S3, right by the stadium.

00:30:56So we'll be there.

00:30:57Our show is going to lead into the Big Noon kickoff.

00:31:00Dave will be on Big Noon kickoff, so come out.

00:31:02It's going to be great.

00:31:03Oh, it will be, too.

00:31:04Oh, okay.

00:31:05I might be on Big Noon kickoff, too.

00:31:068 a.m.

00:31:07Early start, but please come out.

00:31:08It's going to be a lot of fun.

00:31:10So this game, Iowa is three and a half point underdogs.

00:31:15Over-under is 41 and a half.

00:31:18I love this game because it always feels like no matter what, these teams are going to play

00:31:22like a weird game.

00:31:23It's going to be like a 1917 game.

00:31:25There's going to maybe be a safety, maybe a punt blocked.

00:31:28I'm excited to go to Ames.

00:31:29I've never been to Ames.

00:31:31I'm going to take Iowa plus three and a half.

00:31:32It's always early, too, right?

00:31:33Am I mistaking that?

00:31:34Yeah, they always play week two.

00:31:35Yeah.

00:31:36Yeah.

00:31:36So it also seems like there's still a ton of buzz on both of these teams.

00:31:39Yeah, of course.

00:31:39Before.

00:31:39Well, this is a very, very heated rivalry.

00:31:43They don't like each other.

00:31:44They hate each other.

00:31:44It has, to me, Mississippi State, Mississippi vibes a little bit, the haves and the have-nots.

00:31:50Yes.

00:31:51With Iowa being perceived as the haves and Iowa State the have-nots.

00:31:55It's also like the Iowa State colors versus Iowa's colors are such a blowout.

00:32:03Like Iowa's colors are just, I mean, they're the Steelers.

00:32:06So you have Iowa as your dark horse in the Big Ten.

00:32:08Yeah, so I tweeted that out, and I tweeted, I love Iowa as a dark horse, and I think they

00:32:13were losing to Albany like deep into the second quarter.

00:32:16They did not play well the other day.

00:32:19I can't imagine the quarterback.

00:32:20That's what I based a lot of.

00:32:21I thought they have the kid from-

00:32:23Ganowski, yeah.

00:32:23Yeah, from South Dakota that would be able to play.

00:32:26He was horrible.

00:32:27Yeah.

00:32:27So like people saying he's not back from injury, I'm not going to flip on my dark horse.

00:32:34So I will take the Hawkeyes here.

00:32:37I'm not as confident as I was a week ago.

00:32:41Because Iowa State looks good.

00:32:42Yeah, Iowa State will beat Kansas State, who almost lost to-

00:32:45Kansas State's just bad.

00:32:46Yeah.

00:32:46I tweeted that, too.

00:32:48I said, like, my favorite thing for years, Kansas State over Kansas, they got the thing.

00:32:52I might be going Kansas this year.

00:32:53Oh, wow.

00:32:54Kansas State is that bad.

00:32:55Yeah, so we have to look at that Iowa State game, and I know you can't always put the strings

00:33:00and connect everything, but to me, it did devalue that Iowa State victory.

00:33:04Now, maybe it didn't, because they're coming back from Dublin, and maybe you're all off-kilter

00:33:08when you play.

00:33:09I'm taking Iowa.

00:33:11Iowa State had a game last week that you would think would be the come-down.

00:33:14And they've dominated.

00:33:15And they've buried them.

00:33:16And also, the one thing that makes me nervous about taking Iowa here at three and a half

00:33:21is that kicker for Iowa State, what, he hit a 63-yarder?

00:33:25And this game-

00:33:26That's Michigan's secret weapon.

00:33:28And this game is a kicker's game.

00:33:30Yeah, 100%.

00:33:31It's a field goal game.

00:33:32Three and a half is 14 in this spread, but I'm still taking Iowa.

00:33:34I may money line it when push comes to shove.

00:33:37For this show, minus three and a half, I'm taking Iowa.

00:33:40Or plus three and a half.

00:33:41Yeah, yeah.

00:33:41Yeah, plus-

00:33:42Yeah, Iowa's underdog.

00:33:43Yeah, so I actually love that.

00:33:44Rico.

00:33:45I was thinking they're favorites.

00:33:46I just, like, again, maybe it's, again, overvaluing the Kansas State win.

00:33:50I do think Kansas State's bad, but Iowa State delivering last week shows to me they're better.

00:33:57Like, I'm just going to go with Iowa State here.

00:33:59That's one of the-

00:34:00That was vintage, Bosco.

00:34:01Throw us off with your first sentence and then come back.

00:34:03Like, overvaluing the first win.

00:34:05Isn't this one of your personal challenge games in terms of the over?

00:34:08Oh, yeah, I have taken it before.

00:34:10Because I was looking-

00:34:11I kind of like the-

00:34:12You like the over?

00:34:13A little bit.

00:34:13I like it, but I don't love it.

00:34:16Let's take the over, because I-

00:34:17Listen, if you're going to take the over now, I only have eight ads I can use.

00:34:21I don't want to burn it on an over in the moment.

00:34:22Yeah, but there's nothing worse than taking it over and you're watching Iowa just grind clock, dude.

00:34:28I'll lay the three and a half.

00:34:30I'm just going to shift all my ads to right now.

00:34:33Yes.

00:34:34I'll take the over 41 and a half as well.

00:34:36All right, fine.

00:34:37But then-

00:34:37That's good.

00:34:38All right, fine, fine, fine.

00:34:38That's what we want.

00:34:39All right, Baylor at SMU.

00:34:42SMU minus two and a half.

00:34:43Over under 65 and a half.

00:34:46Rico, you start.

00:34:46Over.

00:34:48Yeah?

00:34:49Yeah.

00:34:49Baylor gave up some points, obviously, to Auburn.

00:34:52I'll take the over.

00:34:54Talk to me about SMU.

00:34:56They're ranked.

00:34:57They're coming off.

00:34:57Obviously, they went to the college football playoff.

00:34:59Yeah.

00:34:59That was one of those college football playoff bursts.

00:35:02The quarterback situation.

00:35:04You don't even remember it happened.

00:35:05Yeah.

00:35:05Because they were out of that game.

00:35:07Remember the viral tweet of the SMU boosters who had their plane delayed, and they showed

00:35:13up at Happy Valley halfway through the second quarter, and the game was already off.

00:35:17It was bad.

00:35:18Quarterback situation.

00:35:19I think it's Kevin Jennings again.

00:35:21So, he was their quarterback last year.

00:35:23Yeah.

00:35:23That's what I'm asking.

00:35:23So, I'm taking SMU.

00:35:25At SMU.

00:35:27Baylor, I thought, would put up a little more of a fight versus Auburn.

00:35:29It was close a little bit.

00:35:30I also like the over.

00:35:31But I'm just taking – I'm just taking – what is the total?

00:35:3665 and a half.

00:35:37I'm just taking SMU.

00:35:38Yeah.

00:35:38I'm going to take SMU minus two and a half.

00:35:40So, Rico, you have over?

00:35:42Yeah.

00:35:42I'm taking over.

00:35:43All right.

00:35:43Next up, Ole Miss and Kentucky.

00:35:46Kentucky minus 10.

00:35:47Or, sorry, Ole Miss – or, sorry, Kentucky plus 10 over under is 52 and a half.

00:35:52I'm taking Ole Miss minus 10.

00:35:53Yeah, but is it too easy, Dan?

00:35:54Because I saw this jump out when we were looking through, obviously, before the week, you know,

00:35:58leading into – like, Kentucky's bad, man.

00:36:01You nailed it last week with Toledo.

00:36:02Although, yeah, so that game was interesting because we did need a backdoor cover, but Toledo

00:36:08was also – like, it was one of those games that was going to be a tragic loss if Toledo

00:36:12didn't cover because they were playing – they were right there with Kentucky the entire

00:36:16game.

00:36:17And it was, like, a classic, like, Toledo finally scored, and you're like, finally we're

00:36:22inside the number, and then Kentucky scored right away.

00:36:24You're like, fuck.

00:36:25And then Toledo scored again.

00:36:26I do think Kentucky's that bad.

00:36:28And, yeah, I'm going to take Ole Miss minus 10.

00:36:32And also, this is –

00:36:33I just feel like it's too easy.

00:36:34There's a little revenge last year.

00:36:37What?

00:36:37This is the game that kept Ole Miss out of the playoff.

00:36:39They lost to Kentucky at home, remember?

00:36:41That, like, crazy game that made no sense.

00:36:44Yeah, so I was just listening to what you guys have to say because this is one of those

00:36:47games that I will not be betting on, but we're doing a pick here.

00:36:54Kentucky's been a team that I've been betting on over the course of a couple years.

00:36:58Not with great results necessarily, and these are also – you can, I guess, say this for

00:37:02any team.

00:37:03Home versus road, very different for both teams.

00:37:06Like, at home, Mississippi feels like a 60-burger just waiting to happen on people.

00:37:10At the road, a little different.

00:37:13You know, something Bosco said struck with me.

00:37:15This seems too easy, and it may.

00:37:17I'm going to take Kentucky.

00:37:18Okay.

00:37:18Bosco, are you taking Kentucky plus 10?

00:37:20No.

00:37:20I'm taking Ole Miss.

00:37:21Okay.

00:37:22I don't – I mean, Dave's probably right.

00:37:24Like, obviously, it jumps out.

00:37:25Like, it's too easy.

00:37:26You said that.

00:37:27Yeah.

00:37:28You're right.

00:37:29Dave, you're right.

00:37:30You're right.

00:37:31You're right that I'm right.

00:37:31For saying –

00:37:33Take what makes you uncomfortable.

00:37:34I don't want to be uncomfortable here holding Kentucky.

00:37:37I do think they're that bad.

00:37:39It makes me sick.

00:37:40Motivated Mark Stoops.

00:37:41Yeah, it makes me sick.

00:37:42No.

00:37:42That's the hashtag.

00:37:43All right.

00:37:43Next up, Florida, USF.

00:37:46USF big win against –

00:37:47What a win.

00:37:47Boise.

00:37:49Florida's 17.5 point favorites over under is 54.5.

00:37:52I think that's – we just saw South Florida put a whooping on Boise.

00:38:01Knee jerk probably as well.

00:38:02I'm getting 17 points versus Florida.

00:38:04I have to see what they did.

00:38:06I'm going to take Florida.

00:38:06I'm going to take – I think the Gators are a real dark horse.

00:38:08I really do like the quarterback lag.

00:38:10I can't believe that –

00:38:12They didn't play anybody.

00:38:13I can't believe that Long Island has a football school or a football team.

00:38:16Yeah, LIU.

00:38:17That's the LIU that's – it's in Brooklyn.

00:38:19I used to live like a mile away.

00:38:21I used to take my kids to the basketball games.

00:38:23You could just walk in.

00:38:24And he's sick.

00:38:24And like – honestly, my like four-year-old could have gotten minutes

00:38:27because there was just no one there.

00:38:28I was surprised to see that.

00:38:29They were down in the swamp.

00:38:31I was like, what is going on?

00:38:34All right.

00:38:34I'm going to probably take the trap.

00:38:36I'll take USF plus 17.5.

00:38:38But I – this does feel like a game that either – like it's almost –

00:38:44I don't want to say spreads don't matter because I don't know if USF can win the game.

00:38:49But I do think it's going to be like one of those games either USF has them

00:38:52like in a real fucking fight or Florida just kills them.

00:38:54Yeah.

00:38:55You know what I mean?

00:38:55What are the odds on Lagway to win the Heisman?

00:38:57I could see him being a dark horse.

00:38:59The problem is are they going to win nine games?

00:39:00You have to win nine games to win the Heisman.

00:39:02Yeah.

00:39:03Well, I think they could be pretty good.

00:39:05I think they have a pretty tough schedule.

00:39:06I remember seeing Jack McTweet about Florida having a brutal stretch coming up.

00:39:10Yeah.

00:39:11I know they play –

00:39:12Because last year that's what everybody was saying, like the win total.

00:39:15All right.

00:39:15They got to go to LSU week three.

00:39:18They got to go to Miami.

00:39:20They got to play Texas at home.

00:39:22They got to go to Texas A&M.

00:39:24Then they have Mississippi State at home.

00:39:26Then they got Georgia at home.

00:39:28Kentucky, Ole Miss at Ole Miss, Tennessee at home, and then Florida State at home.

00:39:35That's –

00:39:35He's got to make it through that stretch.

00:39:36Yeah, yeah.

00:39:38Not going to hurt, you mean?

00:39:40Not having a bad game against some really good teams.

00:39:41No, you can have a bad game.

00:39:43I mean, you can look at that two sides of the coin.

00:39:45He's going to have chances to have big games.

00:39:47There's big teams almost every single week.

00:39:51Yeah, a lot of opportunities.

00:39:51Yeah, no, you're right.

00:39:52No, if they win nine games, that's a good bet.

00:39:54Yeah.

00:39:54It's just can they win nine games.

00:39:55I don't know what his odds are.

00:39:56Yeah.

00:39:56No, you're right because they'll be in some big nighttime games, big time Heisman moments.

00:40:01You need that for the narrative.

00:40:02All right, so wait, what did you pick here, Rico?

00:40:06I didn't pick anything.

00:40:08You got Florida, Dave?

00:40:09I think Heisman's illegal here.

00:40:10I think I like the over.

00:40:11Okay.

00:40:12You're going to take the over?

00:40:12It looked like South Florida was trying to play with some pace.

00:40:17I like the over.

00:40:18Okay.

00:40:19Over 54.5.

00:40:21You know what?

00:40:21I'm going to take that as well.

00:40:23Over 54.5.

00:40:24All right, big game, night game.

00:40:26Michigan and Oklahoma.

00:40:28Oklahoma's five-and-a-half point favorites.

00:40:30Over-under is 46-and-a-half.

00:40:31I like Michigan in this game.

00:40:36The line movement is crazy.

00:40:39I mean, John Mateer is an awesome quarterback, Oklahoma's quarterback.

00:40:42He transferred from Washington State.

00:40:43He can do it all.

00:40:44That game was not like – I can't remember who they played, but they were up 21-3 in the

00:40:49fourth quarter.

00:40:50Big favorites.

00:40:51And so the final score – let me get the final score.

00:40:53They played a trash team.

00:40:54They're 32-point favorites, I think.

00:40:55He threw four touchdowns, right?

00:40:57No, I mean, he's an awesome, awesome quarterback.

00:40:59They played an absolute trash team.

00:41:00I know, but they didn't – like, in those games, Oklahoma should be putting up 60s and

00:41:0470s.

00:41:04Yeah, I would agree with that.

00:41:06They played Illinois State.

00:41:07They won 35-3.

00:41:08It was 21-3 going into the fourth quarter.

00:41:11Yeah, I don't really understand it either.

00:41:12I feel like this is – like, I feel like it should have been a two-and-a-half, three line.

00:41:17Yeah, that's what it opened at.

00:41:18Yeah.

00:41:19And then it jumped.

00:41:20I guess it's really Bryce –

00:41:22Michael Linebacker?

00:41:22Well, it's only a half, and he's not your best player.

00:41:25And Bryce Underwood – maybe you're Bryce Underwood's first start on the road.

00:41:29I am –

00:41:30He is still, like, fresh out of high school.

00:41:33I wasn't overly impressed with Michigan outside of Underwood.

00:41:36They didn't look great against New Mexico, but I'm convinced they just didn't open the

00:41:43playbook.

00:41:44Like, he didn't run the ball.

00:41:45They didn't try one, like, run with him, not one, like, QB draw, QB – nothing.

00:41:52So, I think they opened up versus Oklahoma.

00:41:55It's going to be a very good game.

00:41:56It's one of those games, you know, it's great to have on the resume if you're trying to get

00:42:00into that playoff, win this game.

00:42:02I like Michigan.

00:42:04I think they're going to come out.

00:42:05I think it's going to be a good game.

00:42:06I want this said – I like Oklahoma people.

00:42:09People remember, after the Lincoln-Riley thing at Oklahoma, I swore to defend Oklahoma's

00:42:15honor, and Michigan would beat the shit out of USC every time we played them.

00:42:18So, I'm friendly.

00:42:19This is a friendly rivalry.

00:42:21I would have actually loved to go to Norman.

00:42:22I've never been there.

00:42:24I'm going to take Michigan, obviously.

00:42:26I think it's going to be a very good game.

00:42:27I can't wait to watch Underwood.

00:42:29Yeah.

00:42:30No, I mean, this is a big first test for him.

00:42:32This is going to be – I don't want to say it decides your season, but if he comes out

00:42:36and he looks scared, it's like, all right, we're in a different situation than if he

00:42:40comes out and, like, if he lights it up, it's like Michigan's a national type.

00:42:43Yeah, I think I saw enough.

00:42:46This kid's probably the best quarterback in the country.

00:42:49I honestly believe that.

00:42:50John Mateer?

00:42:52No.

00:42:52Oh.

00:42:52Bryce Underwood.

00:42:53Okay, because John Mateer's very good as well.

00:42:55I mean, people – you should have seen the set, not to give away inside baseball, big

00:42:59new kickoff.

00:43:00But, I mean, that's all – they're just – on our Monday recap, all of them, that's

00:43:04all they talk about.

00:43:04Bryce Underwood.

00:43:05Like, we've never seen anything like it.

00:43:08Okay.

00:43:08Rico.

00:43:09Michigan.

00:43:09Plus points.

00:43:10Okay.

00:43:11All right, so we all have that.

00:43:12Let's do our cards and our mortals, and then we will do the contest that we're going

00:43:20to run.

00:43:20Yeah, Jackie's special contest.

00:43:22Okay, Jackie's special contest.

00:43:23I'll start with my card.

00:43:24I thought you would think he would have ran by David Dan in terms of invites and things

00:43:27like that, but it's Jackie's running on his own.

00:43:30Yeah, for –

00:43:30Loose and fair.

00:43:31For people who are listening to this show, Rico had to do, like, seven takes on all the

00:43:36ads because he's on edge.

00:43:38Is that fair?

00:43:39Yeah.

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00:44:33Well, the pick contest is we're trying to get some juice into pick them.

00:44:36And it's a chance for you to win money.

00:44:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:38Yeah.

00:44:39I think it's going to be good for pick them.

00:44:40Nothing.

00:44:41I'm just trying to get some juice into it.

00:44:43You can't just be doing the same show every year and just hope that you've got to evolve.

00:44:46Lagway is 20 to 1.

00:44:48Okay.

00:44:48That's a good bet.

00:44:49Yeah.

00:44:50I might join you on that.

00:44:51All right.

00:44:52Here's my card.

00:44:52We couldn't do the mentally unstable show we did a couple years ago, though.

00:44:56It's got its ebbs and flows.

00:44:57Of course.

00:44:58No, and you can't force it.

00:44:59No, we're not forcing it.

00:45:00All right.

00:45:02UNLV plus 2.5.

00:45:03That's against UCLA.

00:45:04I think UCLA is that bad.

00:45:06Kansas plus 6.5 against Mizzou.

00:45:08Love that.

00:45:08As long as Jalen Daniels is not injured, which he probably will get eventually, I'm going

00:45:13to take Kansas.

00:45:14Georgia State Memphis over 54.5.

00:45:17Syracuse UConn over 58.5 and UConn plus 7.

00:45:22JMU.

00:45:23What's the updated line on JMU?

00:45:25Because I saw it bounce around and we were on the plane.

00:45:28I'm going to take JMU plus the points, whatever it is.

00:45:31That's Friday night against Louisville.

00:45:33Plus 14.

00:45:34Plus 14.

00:45:35JMU plus 14.

00:45:35Thank you, Hank.

00:45:36Navy minus 21 over 60.5.

00:45:38UAB is they don't play any defense.

00:45:40Any defense.

00:45:41Dude, they're really bad.

00:45:43Yeah.

00:45:43They won the game.

00:45:44It's a service academy laying the 21 is what scares me.

00:45:48Yeah, of course.

00:45:49Scary.

00:45:49It's probably 0 for 2 for me there.

00:45:53I just, yeah, I wanted to add Navy too.

00:45:55BYU minus 18.5.

00:45:58That's against Stanford at home.

00:46:01Alabama minus 36.5.

00:46:03This might be a stupid thing.

00:46:04Who's BYU's quarterback?

00:46:06It's actually Hank Bachmeier's brother.

00:46:09Oh.

00:46:09Bear Bachmeier.

00:46:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:11Where's the one I was talking about?

00:46:12Yeah, 47.

00:46:13Bama's a list game.

00:46:14Alabama minus 36.5.

00:46:16Yeah, this is, listen, if not now, when?

00:46:19Like, these guys are getting, they're in crisis.

00:46:23These guys are getting reamed out.

00:46:24The TikToks are showing the rumors of them getting like door dashed at 2 in the morning.

00:46:29They should fucking hammer them.

00:46:30And then Michigan State minus 3.5 and I'll save my mortal for the end.

00:46:34I think you gotta, if you're these coaches on TikTok, all these teams are doing the,

00:46:38what is it, the, I don't even know what they're doing this and then they eat.

00:46:41I don't know what that is.

00:46:41Yeah, yeah.

00:46:42They're all doing it.

00:46:43Yeah.

00:46:43What is that?

00:46:44I don't know.

00:46:44But you gotta, you absolutely, Jack Mack knows.

00:46:48Just TikTok trying, it's like a video that everyone does.

00:46:51And then they eat.

00:46:53If you're a coach, you can't say no TikTok or social media because.

00:46:57Then, yeah.

00:46:58Unless you win national titles.

00:47:00If you win national titles, I think you can.

00:47:02Say no social media?

00:47:03I think you can say, hey, we don't do TikTok.

00:47:05I don't know that you get any players in the States.

00:47:06I think Saban could say no TikTok.

00:47:08I didn't see a lot of TikToks out of Alabama when Saban was coached.

00:47:11Yeah, but there's a different era.

00:47:12I didn't see it like it's doing.

00:47:14Everyone's TikTok.

00:47:14I saw, you name it, teams that lost.

00:47:16I saw UNC, Notre Dame.

00:47:18I saw a million of them.

00:47:20If you win, you get TikTok for a week.

00:47:23If you lose, you gotta delete all your TikToks.

00:47:25That's what I would say.

00:47:26You shut down.

00:47:27Losing week, TikTok deactivated.

00:47:29Winning week, you get to TikTok.

00:47:31Yeah.

00:47:32The one interesting thing about Alabama that I pointed out yesterday.

00:47:36Right.

00:47:36To the back.

00:47:37That's what they do.

00:47:38Basketball.

00:47:38This is.

00:47:39So this is the.

00:47:40Alabama basketball.

00:47:41No, we're not talking about Alabama basketball.

00:47:42We're talking about.

00:47:42This is a football show.

00:47:44This is a football show.

00:47:45Football might be dead.

00:47:46What?

00:47:47The football program might be dead.

00:47:48Oh, okay.

00:47:50Alabama.

00:47:50This is the first time they're under 500 since 2006.

00:47:53Alabama's never been bad at football in the social media era.

00:47:57Like, it's going to get crazy.

00:47:59Think about that.

00:48:00There was no Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram.

00:48:05The last time Alabama was bad, no one had any of these apps.

00:48:09Yeah.

00:48:10It's going to get fucking crazy.

00:48:11When was the Saban season that he was not great?

00:48:14I think he took over in 06.

00:48:16There's still Facebook.

00:48:18Yeah.

00:48:18I mean, that was like.

00:48:20Did you guys hear?

00:48:21I'm going to read this.

00:48:21I'll also say, every Alabama fan's this, that, I mean, the NIL is definitely an equalizer

00:48:28of everything that's going on.

00:48:30This was from the Message Board Genius Twitter account that's awesome.

00:48:35He always just gets the meltdowns.

00:48:37This is from Diego Ricardo, an Alabama fan.

00:48:41Wait, hold on.

00:48:41I read the wrong one.

00:48:43I know this is easy for us Bama fans since we lost, but the other games and game day

00:48:47just doesn't feel the same.

00:48:48I feel like not many people care anymore.

00:48:50It's so sad to me.

00:48:51What do you all think?

00:48:52I saw that.

00:48:53I saw that.

00:48:54All of a sudden, we're not good.

00:48:55Oh, I also, because I'm going through my bookmarks, I got to admit, Dave, when we were going back

00:49:00and forth on Monday night about the flips and everything, because I was getting tagged

00:49:04and everything, no matter what you tweet about, there's just going to be like 100 crypto people

00:49:10being like, mention jailstool.

00:49:12I know.

00:49:12It was so funny.

00:49:13He follows me everywhere.

00:49:15This guy said, how about proposing a rule for celebrity meme coins?

00:49:18If you shill a meme, you have to follow through.

00:49:20A minimum of two posts a week should be required.

00:49:21That's like 20%, 20% is like, fuck the Jews, and then the other is on brand for what we're

00:49:28talking about.

00:49:28It's like, dude, we're talking about fucking flipping picks.

00:49:31Yeah.

00:49:31Get out of the mentions.

00:49:33My mentions are broken.

00:49:36It's just so funny that the idea that Dave is going to be like, Dave, tweeting at me

00:49:42being like, integrity for barstool pick'em, and then he sees a tweet about jail, so he's

00:49:46like, oh, yeah, shit, this guy makes a good point.

00:49:48I got to start talking about jailstool.

00:49:50Every tweet.

00:49:51All right, Dave, do your...

00:49:52I did a list game in honor of Bosco here, Texas, minus 36 and a half against San Jose.

00:49:59That's a list game, right?

00:50:00Yeah, it 100% is.

00:50:02San Jose...

00:50:02Did San Jose State lose to Central Michigan?

00:50:05I believe they lost, yes.

00:50:06Yeah, Central Michigan trickle.

00:50:07He's a fucking good coach, man.

00:50:09No, no, no.

00:50:09It just makes it...

00:50:10Like, San Jose State's that bad.

00:50:12So, Texas, minus 36 and a half.

00:50:14SMU, minus two and a half against Baylor.

00:50:16Already gave that out.

00:50:18Iowa, plus three and a half, Iowa State.

00:50:22Oregon, minus 28 and a half at home against Oak State.

00:50:25Oak State, what's going on there?

00:50:27What a shame.

00:50:27And the quarterback's injured.

00:50:28Yeah.

00:50:28I love Oregon.

00:50:29Who did they play last week?

00:50:30They got smushed.

00:50:33I didn't have it on my card, so I couldn't tell you.

00:50:35They got smushed, right?

00:50:36No, they didn't lose.

00:50:37I thought they got smushed.

00:50:38By the way, Central Michigan coach, Matt Drinkle, Stooley, big Stooley, he came from

00:50:43Army.

00:50:43I think Central Michigan's going to be a good Mac school in the next...

00:50:46Like, he beat San Jose State.

00:50:47No, they won.

00:50:48Oklahoma State beat Tennessee Martin, 27-7.

00:50:51But that's...

00:50:52So, they let them hang around.

00:50:53Yeah.

00:50:53I mean, that's...

00:50:54Clemson, minus 33 and a half against Troy.

00:50:57That's also a list game.

00:50:58Yes, that's also...

00:51:00I was doing the list games for you.

00:51:02Kansas, plus 6 and a half against Missouri, and over 51 and a half.

00:51:06Michigan, plus 5 and a half against Oklahoma.

00:51:09Mississippi State, plus 6 and a half against Arizona State at home.

00:51:13I think Walker's in my head when you said that he...

00:51:15Like, said he thought they'd win that, not the first.

00:51:18BC, plus 3 and a half against Michigan State on the road.

00:51:22And USC, 28 and a half at home against Georgia State.

00:51:2527 and a half.

00:51:2527 and a half, right.

00:51:26Inside a football number.

00:51:27Because it's my mortal.

00:51:28Okay.

00:51:29It is?

00:51:29Yeah.

00:51:30We're doubled up.

00:51:30You have a mortal as that, too?

00:51:32Oh, man.

00:51:35What?

00:51:39Rock, paper, scissors, shoot to decide who has to switch?

00:51:42Well, no.

00:51:42If we're both on it, why don't you just make it Dave, Dan, Rico, and Ebo, and it's three

00:51:47picks?

00:51:48Yeah, we could add Ebo.

00:51:50Add Ebo.

00:51:51Add Ebo.

00:51:51Like, I'd rather have...

00:51:52Like, we're both in on it.

00:51:53Yeah, yeah.

00:51:54So...

00:51:54Yeah, okay.

00:51:55You know, we both love it.

00:51:56It actually makes it...

00:51:57All right, give us your card.

00:51:59Louisville, JMU over, 57 and a half.

00:52:02Okay.

00:52:04Oregon, first half, minus 16 and a half.

00:52:06Oregon, minus 28 and a half.

00:52:08We touched on that.

00:52:09Oklahoma State's quarterback injured.

00:52:12Middle Tennessee, Wisconsin, under 45 and a half.

00:52:15Okay.

00:52:15Yeah, I mean, Billy Edwards got hurt.

00:52:17Right.

00:52:17And Wisconsin's defense looks good again.

00:52:19Yeah, it's still good.

00:52:19I don't think you're going to score.

00:52:21Toledo, Western Kentucky, over 58 and a half.

00:52:25USC, minus 16 and a half.

00:52:29Texas, minus 36 and a half.

00:52:30Clemson, minus 33 and a half.

00:52:32Bama, minus 37 and a half.

00:52:33And Mortal, USC, 27 and a half.

00:52:35Okay.

00:52:36Hello, Jeff.

00:52:37Jeff Ndu is here.

00:52:38How are you?

00:52:39Jeff Ndu has joined the set.

00:52:40Don't...

00:52:41That's the first thing you're going to do?

00:52:42Don't touch me.

00:52:42Don't touch him.

00:52:43Let's just settle it now.

00:52:44Why don't we do this?

00:52:44Relax.

00:52:44Big tough guy.

00:52:45Let's go in the room.

00:52:46Go on the cameras, and we'll see who comes out.

00:52:47Relax.

00:52:47Do you want to do it?

00:52:48You don't want to do it.

00:52:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:52:50Rico, Rico.

00:52:51Let's go.

00:52:51Rico, Rico, Rico.

00:52:52Rico.

00:52:53Rico, sit over here.

00:52:54Wait, wait, wait.

00:52:56Rico, sit over here.

00:52:57Sit over here.

00:52:58Let's see who comes out.

00:52:59He's been talking for years.

00:53:00Shut up.

00:53:01At his sister's cash for a fucking wedding.

00:53:03Okay.

00:53:03You want me to talk about...

00:53:04You can do whatever.

00:53:06You're going to die alone.

00:53:07No, no, no, no.

00:53:07You're going to fucking die a fucking loan.

00:53:10You midget fuck.

00:53:11You're going to die alone.

00:53:13No one loves you.

00:53:14One of them already died.

00:53:15You're going to die alone.

00:53:17You miserable fuck.

00:53:18Bosco, enough.

00:53:19Enough, enough.

00:53:21Hey, Jeff, how you doing?

00:53:22Great, you.

00:53:23I said don't do it.

00:53:24I said don't fucking do it.

00:53:25It's his fucking idea.

00:53:26And your fucking guy couldn't sell anything.

00:53:28It's all their fucking brag, even though what you're talking about.

00:53:30Wait, when we said...

00:53:31When we said the pick...

00:53:33When we said we were going to do this pick contest, you're like, yeah, we can do it.

00:53:36So let's do the picks.

00:53:37Five picks, walk out.

00:53:39I said hello.

00:53:40That was it.

00:53:41He did say hello.

00:53:42That's it.

00:53:43You want to break up my fucking dad, bro?

00:53:45Okay.

00:53:45All right.

00:53:46All right.

00:53:47Here's what we're going to do.

00:53:48Dave, you want to introduce the pick off?

00:53:51I haven't given my mortal.

00:53:52Okay.

00:53:53So why don't we do mortals first?

00:53:55I have USC minus 27 and a half.

00:53:58Rico does as well.

00:54:00Dave.

00:54:01Are you happy, Jackie Tables?

00:54:03He's erotic.

00:54:04Good clip of me.

00:54:05He just...

00:54:06I was in fucking hell right there.

00:54:09Rico was just all over me.

00:54:11Mike.

00:54:11I didn't think he was going to erupt like that.

00:54:13Mike, I got bodied by Rico.

00:54:14What's a point in an avenue here?

00:54:17Man.

00:54:19All I said was alone.

00:54:21That's the number one rider over there.

00:54:22Everyone's laughing.

00:54:26Hey, Jeff.

00:54:27What's up, man?

00:54:27How you doing?

00:54:28You all right?

00:54:28Yeah, I'm good.

00:54:29I am going to take Kansas.

00:54:32I have a confession.

00:54:33I had Oregon as my mortal Oak State.

00:54:37I was confusing with Oregon State.

00:54:40So I had to shift.

00:54:41I'm going to take Kansas.

00:54:42That's actually a fair confusion.

00:54:44Yeah.

00:54:44Same colors.

00:54:46Same name kind of.

00:54:47And Oregon State got smashed.

00:54:49Yeah.

00:54:49So they wouldn't be playing that early.

00:54:51So it was stupid.

00:54:52I'm going to take the points, Kansas.

00:54:53Okay.

00:54:54Hank.

00:54:58Motivated Mark.

00:55:00You're going to go plus 10.

00:55:01I think it's a plus 10 and a half.

00:55:03All right.

00:55:03Jack.

00:55:04Give me Ole Miss.

00:55:05Ole Miss.

00:55:06Minus 10.

00:55:07So they're going head to head.

00:55:08Nothing even happened.

00:55:09He just said hello.

00:55:11Nothing even happened.

00:55:13There was a moment there.

00:55:14We got to work on this thing.

00:55:15He didn't do anything.

00:55:16Dave, there was a moment where I felt like when Bosco bit your belly.

00:55:20Because I was in the middle of this.

00:55:22Trying to hold him back.

00:55:23But also trying to get it all on the mic.

00:55:25So I was holding my mic to Rico's face as he was attacking.

00:55:29Maybe I'm losing my edge.

00:55:31They got to get that medication dose out, bro.

00:55:33Do.

00:55:34You got that.

00:55:35I mean, you got to.

00:55:35Read the room.

00:55:36This guy's a fucking psycho.

00:55:36Okay.

00:55:37All right.

00:55:37Zoopy.

00:55:38Zoopy, what's your pick?

00:55:39You are.

00:55:42Bowling Green plus 21 and a half against Cincinnati.

00:55:46Austin, do you have a pick?

00:55:47No pick for Austin.

00:55:49Are you?

00:55:51I'm watching the door so no one comes in.

00:55:54Sorry, I handled it.

00:55:55We have Batman and the Rittler in here.

00:55:58You got to be awake.

00:56:00All right.

00:56:01So you want to introduce the pick off?

00:56:04Yeah, the pick off.

00:56:05Whose idea was this?

00:56:06I don't even know.

00:56:08I think it was Jack.

00:56:09I just heard him in the same room.

00:56:10I don't even care.

00:56:10Yeah.

00:56:11Pick off.

00:56:11Jack, I said it was okay.

00:56:12I asked Rico before.

00:56:13I was like, are you okay with this pick off?

00:56:15You said you were fine with it.

00:56:16I cleared it with you.

00:56:17You seem so fine.

00:56:19Yeah.

00:56:19We said, I said to you.

00:56:21No, they're out.

00:56:22And they were closed yesterday.

00:56:23The pick off was getting thrown out there.

00:56:25And I said to Rico, are you okay with this?

00:56:27And he was like, yeah, I'll do whatever for the team.

00:56:29And then all hell broke loose.

00:56:32Nice haircut, by the way.

00:56:33Did you just get it cut up?

00:56:34It's fucking late.

00:56:35Yeah, a couple days ago.

00:56:35Nice.

00:56:36This poor lady is watching over here.

00:56:38What did you think?

00:56:40It was something.

00:56:41That we've dealt with this for 20 years.

00:56:43Okay.

00:56:43The greatest rivalry in sports.

00:56:47Shit.

00:56:47So this, the way it's going to work.

00:56:51Would you like to be called a woman or any kind of derogatory name?

00:56:53All right.

00:56:53Okay.

00:56:54All right.

00:56:54Shut up.

00:56:56Shut up.

00:56:57Time out.

00:56:58Time out.

00:56:58Hey, as a rider, time out.

00:57:00Well, you're the one that contacted the fucking employee's wife.

00:57:02And he has every right now.

00:57:04We're trying to be civil.

00:57:06Didn't you contact an employee's wife?

00:57:08Yes, he did.

00:57:09I never did that.

00:57:09Well, it was a burner.

00:57:10You did do that.

00:57:12And you provoked it.

00:57:12You talked about my sister at a wedding.

00:57:14I mean, you did that, not me.

00:57:16It was a cash bar.

00:57:17All right.

00:57:17Here we go.

00:57:18Was it a cash bar?

00:57:20No.

00:57:20Okay.

00:57:21All right.

00:57:21We own the fucking venue.

00:57:22Okay.

00:57:23Here we go.

00:57:24Good.

00:57:25All right.

00:57:25So on the record, it's not a cash bar.

00:57:25We own shit, my family.

00:57:27What do you own?

00:57:28All right.

00:57:29The way this contest is supposed to work.

00:57:31But you got to make it through the season.

00:57:34And if it gets physical, hand on the others.

00:57:37Armact EQ, 20 grand for the other person.

00:57:40Wow.

00:57:41That's a good rule.

00:57:42That's a rule.

00:57:43I think that rule just happens.

00:57:44What if they come out of the room, though?

00:57:45What?

00:57:46What?

00:57:46What if they go in the room and come out?

00:57:48I have to see physical.

00:57:50If it's physical in front of me.

00:57:53If I.

00:57:54It's five.

00:57:55What if it starts to get physical and I close my eyes?

00:57:57No.

00:57:58I'm not closing my eyes.

00:58:00Last time you closed your eyes, Dan, there was a high noon cam throwing 97 miles per hour.

00:58:05So it's five picks each.

00:58:07Now, how do we do this, Dan?

00:58:09You flip a coin.

00:58:10Who goes first?

00:58:11Yeah.

00:58:11So you get five picks each.

00:58:13We'll do something to figure out who goes first.

00:58:16It's like the winner of each week gets $1,000.

00:58:19Yep.

00:58:21It's like a skins match.

00:58:22We're not.

00:58:23So you get one point per.

00:58:24If Nadu wins the week, that's one for you.

00:58:27That's $1,000.

00:58:27And then won nothing carrying over into the next week.

00:58:30Yep.

00:58:31The grand winner at the total at the end of this thing gets $20,000 for winning the season

00:58:37long contest.

00:58:38Do you understand it?

00:58:39Yeah.

00:58:39So this means that, like, if you go 0-5 one week, you're not out of it, and for records

00:58:47online and for who wins the pick challenge, like, if one of you guys is under 500, but

00:58:53you won the most skins, you are the champion.

00:58:55Correct.

00:58:56You win the 20k.

00:58:57And if it's a tie, the skin will carry over 2,000 the next week, but it's still only one.

00:59:04One.

00:59:05No, no, no, no.

00:59:06It's two.

00:59:06Two points.

00:59:07Okay.

00:59:07Yeah.

00:59:07Like skins.

00:59:08Yeah.

00:59:08All right.

00:59:08We could make it.

00:59:11It's two grand, but only one point if you don't do that.

00:59:13That's what I was saying.

00:59:14Yeah.

00:59:15I get the picks to you every week.

00:59:16Would it be closer?

00:59:17Yes.

00:59:17Right.

00:59:17Because it's not really 2-0 if you tied.

00:59:19Yeah.

00:59:20Okay.

00:59:20So it would be, so the money carries over the actual, like, the wins, the points don't.

00:59:26So if you guys tie this week, tie next.

00:59:28Jackie, what's that shit-eating grin on your face?

00:59:30I just can't believe what just went down.

00:59:32Why can't you believe it?

00:59:33What makes you not believe it?

00:59:35Sorry.

00:59:35I just, I laugh a lot.

00:59:37He's a good director.

00:59:39Jackie Spielberg moment.

00:59:39It's the most predictable thing of all time.

00:59:41I apologize.

00:59:42Right back at square one.

00:59:43So just so we're clear.

00:59:44It's a great 47 hat you got on too, Jack.

00:59:46Like, let's, oh no.

00:59:48Cunt.

00:59:49Oh no.

00:59:50It's 47 actually.

00:59:51Oh.

00:59:51Dumb ass.

00:59:53All right.

00:59:53Fair enough.

00:59:54Black on black.

00:59:55You just got.

00:59:55Black on black.

00:59:56Dunked out.

00:59:57Black on black.

00:59:57Okay.

00:59:58So just so we clarify, if you guys tied this week, you tie week three.

01:00:03Week four would be for $3,000, but it would be only for one point in the actual standings.

01:00:08Everyone clear?

01:00:10Okay.

01:00:10That's pretty straightforward.

01:00:12All right.

01:00:12So five picks.

01:00:13I give the picks to you each week.

01:00:14Yeah.

01:00:14Well, no.

01:00:15You can do it right here.

01:00:15Yeah.

01:00:15You can do it right here.

01:00:17Right.

01:00:17But what about the next week?

01:00:19Yeah.

01:00:19You, you'll, we'll, we'll have you zoom in.

01:00:21If you can't zoom in, you can give us the picks.

01:00:23We'll zoom in.

01:00:23Yeah.

01:00:24Zoom in.

01:00:25All right.

01:00:26How would you decide who goes first?

01:00:28How?

01:00:28Yeah.

01:00:28What do you guys want?

01:00:29Let that bitch go first.

01:00:30All right.

01:00:31Oh.

01:00:32I mean, I, I can't protect anybody if they're equally going to provoke each other.

01:00:35All I said was derogatory name.

01:00:37All I said was hello.

01:00:38That was it.

01:00:39Just hello.

01:00:39That was it.

01:00:40He acted like a fucking.

01:00:41Yeah.

01:00:41But the way he touched him was kind of crazy.

01:00:43He touched him?

01:00:44Yeah.

01:00:44Didn't you touch him?

01:00:45Yes.

01:00:45You did touch him?

01:00:46I was trying to be nice.

01:00:47I don't, I'd have to see the touch.

01:00:49I, what, what.

01:00:51I'm also.

01:00:51Touch me the way you touched him.

01:00:52I was just like, what's up?

01:00:53Oh, okay.

01:00:54That's, yeah.

01:00:54Maybe that's a little too much.

01:00:56No, I mean, he was already on edge.

01:00:58I mean, he's a, he's a psychopath.

01:01:00But now you're provoking it.

01:01:02All right.

01:01:03We flip a coin if you want.

01:01:04I don't care.

01:01:05Yeah.

01:01:05Let's see the touch.

01:01:06Let's go to the review.

01:01:07We're going to go to the booth real quick.

01:01:09VAR on the touch.

01:01:10Okay.

01:01:15Okay.

01:01:15We're watching the touch.

01:01:17Here comes Jeff.

01:01:18He says hello.

01:01:18Oh, no, that wasn't bad.

01:01:20That was not bad.

01:01:21That was not bad.

01:01:23That was literally what he said.

01:01:25I mean, I could have slapped him across the head or something.

01:01:26Oh, right.

01:01:27Like you did Nikki Smokes, but then no.

01:01:28All right.

01:01:29All right.

01:01:29I didn't bitch out with you, though, but I didn't bitch out with you.

01:01:32I didn't bitch out with you.

01:01:34Get the mic in his leg.

01:01:35Let's make it two for two.

01:01:38Well, I actually like him.

01:01:39Unlike you.

01:01:41Right.

01:01:41You're a fucking scumbag.

01:01:42Yeah.

01:01:43How much of a fucking scumbag?

01:01:44How much of a fucking scumbag?

01:01:47This might be a bad idea.

01:01:50I won't say nothing else.

01:01:51This is a bad idea.

01:01:52All right.

01:01:52Should we cancel the pick contest?

01:01:54I'm not going to say nothing else.

01:01:55I won't say nothing else.

01:01:55Should we cancel the pick contest, David?

01:01:57I'm not going to say nothing.

01:02:00I'm not going to say anything, you illiterate.

01:02:01I know you're going to go to college.

01:02:02Pick man on campus.

01:02:03Never said a day in fucking college.

01:02:04And I'm still smarter and richer than you.

01:02:07Pay the rent.

01:02:08Let's go.

01:02:08Get the pick.

01:02:09And I still got more money than you do.

01:02:10Get the picks.

01:02:16Should we cancel it or should we go through it?

01:02:22I mean, this is probably the last time they'll be in a room together.

01:02:25So we got to think about that.

01:02:26Well, except for poker tonight.

01:02:27Yeah, poker tonight.

01:02:29But they won't.

01:02:29For the rest of pick them, they will not be in a room.

01:02:31The only time we've needed security in our history is for our own people attacking each other.

01:02:38So are we doing this?

01:02:40I mean, it's a chance for you guys to win money.

01:02:42Do you want to do this?

01:02:43Bosco, if you don't want to do it, just say you don't want to do it.

01:02:46Let's do the picks.

01:02:47Because we will cancel it right now.

01:02:48Let's do the picks.

01:02:49All right.

01:02:49Who do you got?

01:02:50All right.

01:02:50These are Bosco's five picks.

01:02:52No, he gets one.

01:02:53Oh, one.

01:02:54And then you go back and forth.

01:02:55All right.

01:02:55Do you have your five picks?

01:02:57Okay.

01:02:58USC.

01:02:5827 and a half.

01:02:59USC minus 27 and a half.

01:03:01James Madison plus 14.

01:03:0314.

01:03:04James Madison plus 14.

01:03:06USC first half.

01:03:0716 and a half.

01:03:08USC.

01:03:09No.

01:03:10Not going to allow it?

01:03:11No.

01:03:11Can't double up same game like that.

01:03:13No.

01:03:13You could just as easily go 0 and 2.

01:03:15No, that's a big risk.

01:03:18Because if USC just sucks, he's lost.

01:03:21It was 0 and 2 before the start.

01:03:23Well, I mean, under that philosophy, why don't we let him?

01:03:25I mean, you don't like that?

01:03:28I don't like that.

01:03:29Because that would be like, why can't you just put five units if you're doing five picks?

01:03:32It's like basically putting two on one game.

01:03:35All right.

01:03:35So, you can do over and under for a game, but you can't do halves.

01:03:38Correct.

01:03:39Not on the same game.

01:03:40Okay.

01:03:41You could just as easily lose the two.

01:03:43Right.

01:03:43But it's a two-unit play.

01:03:45No, it's not.

01:03:46Because you could.

01:03:47The odds are you're going to go either 2-0 or 0-2, most likely.

01:03:53I don't care.

01:03:54You want to allow it?

01:03:54I don't care if he does.

01:03:55I don't care if he does.

01:03:56You want to allow it?

01:03:56He can do it.

01:03:57All right.

01:03:58What is the halftime?

01:03:5916 and a half.

01:04:01Wait, what is it?

01:04:03USC, 16 and a half is what he said, halftime.

01:04:06That doesn't say.

01:04:06That's what it was on the plane.

01:04:07As long as it moved, you could lock it and pull it up in real time as it goes.

01:04:10I'm surprised they even have a halftime line on that.

01:04:12I don't see one.

01:04:13I don't see a halftime line yet.

01:04:19Where's the halftime line, Prosko?

01:04:20All right.

01:04:21Hang on.

01:04:21Jackie, try not to fucking laugh at him.

01:04:23How about he attacks you?

01:04:25All right.

01:04:25I now.

01:04:26In the middle of this shit.

01:04:28Yeah, I don't have half.

01:04:29Okay.

01:04:30So let's not do that.

01:04:31But I searched it on the plane.

01:04:31All right.

01:04:31So you can wait.

01:04:32That's fine.

01:04:32All right.

01:04:33What's your second pick?

01:04:41Oregon, 28.

01:04:42Oregon what?

01:04:4428 and a half.

01:04:44Okay.

01:04:45Oregon minus 28 and a half.

01:04:47Oklahoma minus 5 and a half.

01:04:49Oklahoma minus 5 and a half.

01:04:50That's the Michigan.

01:04:53Toledo, Western Kentucky over 58 and a half.

01:04:56Okay.

01:04:56Toledo, Western Kentucky over 58 and a half.

01:04:58Navy, team total over 41 and a half.

01:05:02Okay.

01:05:03I think if we allow halftimes, we've got to allow that.

01:05:04Yep.

01:05:05Okay.

01:05:08Louisville, James Madison over 57 and a half.

01:05:11Okay.

01:05:11But we've got to make sure, again, because we're not.

01:05:14Is that an active line right now on DK?

01:05:18Like, can you bet?

01:05:19I am guessing that may not be a bettable thing right now.

01:05:22Okay.

01:05:23Let's see.

01:05:24Because that, you're right.

01:05:25We have to be fair here.

01:05:26Are you tracking all these, Jack?

01:05:30Okay.

01:05:32Navy.

01:05:33What a pick'em.

01:05:35People were saying the show sucked.

01:05:36It's the most unscripted drama that's been going on.

01:05:44Yes.

01:05:44You can bet Navy over 41 and a half right now.

01:05:47Okay.

01:05:48Wait, Rico.

01:05:49I actually, hold on, because I wasn't logged in.

01:05:51Let me see if this USC.

01:05:53I see it move 28 and a half now.

01:05:55Yeah.

01:05:56No, no, no.

01:05:56Oh, no.

01:05:56I still don't see a halftime line.

01:05:58All right.

01:05:58So, all right.

01:05:59Whose pick is it?

01:06:00Yours, Rico?

01:06:01This is your fourth pick?

01:06:03Yeah.

01:06:03Hang on one second.

01:06:11Also, I think we should do.

01:06:13I'm almost 50 dealing with this.

01:06:16For scoring purposes, I think what we should do to make it easy week to week,

01:06:23because pushes might come in play.

01:06:25Do you think, Dave, we go one point for a win, half a point for a push?

01:06:30Just that way it keeps it clear?

01:06:31Yeah.

01:06:32So, that way it's as easy as it could be.

01:06:34So, if you push, it's half a point.

01:06:36No.

01:06:36Push no points, right?

01:06:37No.

01:06:38I think they do it in, like, the contest.

01:06:40They usually do half a point push.

01:06:42You get a half point for a push?

01:06:42Fine.

01:06:43I'm fine with that.

01:06:43I'm pretty sure that is, because that's the way.

01:06:44As long as we establish the rules.

01:06:45Yeah.

01:06:46Fine.

01:06:48Yeah, because it's different than a loss.

01:06:49Right.

01:06:50Loss is fine.

01:06:50Right.

01:06:50It's fine.

01:06:51Right.

01:06:52So, that way it's like if someone goes, you know, three, one, and one, someone goes.

01:06:58Yeah.

01:06:59Oh, brother.

01:07:00Texas.

01:07:01Texas, 36 and a half.

01:07:03Yeah, because if someone goes three, one, and one, they should win against someone who

01:07:06goes three and two.

01:07:07Yeah, yeah.

01:07:07All right.

01:07:07Texas, what?

01:07:0836 and a half.

01:07:0936 and a half.

01:07:10Okay.

01:07:11Texas Tech minus 47 and a half.

01:07:15Wow.

01:07:16I actually like that.

01:07:16Can you add that to my card?

01:07:18But actually, no.

01:07:19Don't, because I'm going for rider of the year.

01:07:21Bad pick, Jeff.

01:07:24How many we got left?

01:07:25There's a last one.

01:07:27I thought that's five.

01:07:28No, that was four.

01:07:28I got Louisville over.

01:07:32Yeah.

01:07:32I got Louisville over.

01:07:33Oklahoma.

01:07:35I'm sorry.

01:07:35Oregon.

01:07:36Toledo, Western Kentucky, USC, and Texas.

01:07:39Oh, okay.

01:07:39So, that's it.

01:07:40No, I got one more.

01:07:41You got one more?

01:07:41Yeah.

01:07:42How'd that?

01:07:42How'd we get out of here?

01:07:43Wait.

01:07:43Read your picks.

01:07:45Louisville, JMU over.

01:07:46Yes.

01:07:47Oregon.

01:07:48Did I not give out Oregon minus 28 and a half?

01:07:49No, you did.

01:07:50You did.

01:07:51Toledo, Western Kentucky over 58 and a half.

01:07:53USC, and then Texas.

01:07:57I don't know if you gave out Toledo.

01:07:58All right.

01:07:58Well, then either.

01:07:59You didn't give out Toledo.

01:08:00All right.

01:08:00So, then those are the five.

01:08:01Okay.

01:08:01Those are the five.

01:08:01That's where I'm at.

01:08:02Central Michigan, Pittsburgh, under 52 and a half.

01:08:06Okay.

01:08:07So, there are the five picks.

01:08:08And we'll have five picks at the end of each show.

01:08:12I think that went well, boys.

01:08:14Yeah.

01:08:14No, that was great.

01:08:15I think you guys might have a little bit of a future.

01:08:19Men of Honor has never been closer.

01:08:22Yes.

01:08:23I'm in.

01:08:24Let's do it.

01:08:25Let's record right now.

01:08:26Jack, I obviously will find out in a minute, but are these two at the same table?

01:08:31Yeah.

01:08:32You four are leading off the main table.

01:08:33Oh, okay.

01:08:34All right, boys.

01:08:36So, let's go play poker together.

01:08:38Let's do it.

01:08:38We'll need Mike there.

01:08:39Jackie Tables.

01:08:40You need Mike, Pat, the whole crew.

01:08:42You're just.

01:08:43Yep.

01:08:44Rico, he's a puppeteer, but he's good for the show.

01:08:49Yeah.

01:08:50Jackie, nobody loves you more than Jackie Tables.

01:08:52Yeah, that's a fact.

01:08:52Good friends is what he said last week.

01:08:54But we're getting vintage boss.

01:08:56Well, this show will do numbers.

01:08:59Dave, it kind of makes our little do-to-do about flipping picks seem like nothing.

01:09:07As Rico said, the first time we've been in a fight.

01:09:10Yeah, that was not a fight at all.

01:09:12It was a very cordial disagreement.

01:09:15I need an inner dialogue of this poor woman who had to watch this.

01:09:20It's like, how's that podcast?

01:09:24Oh, no.

01:09:25There's a full-fledged brawl amongst each other.

01:09:29There's a woman who.

01:09:29Multiple times.

01:09:31Our own security is involved.

01:09:33I mean, it's this place, man.

01:09:35All right.

01:09:36We'll see everyone next week.

01:09:37They scripted it.

01:09:38They scripted it.

01:09:39Oh, my God.

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