- 3 months ago
insatiable tv show, insatiable season 2 tv trailer, insatiable season 1 tv clip, tv series, insatiable, insatiable review, insatiable roxy, insatiable season 2, insatiable trailer, insatiable season 4, insatiable season 1, insatiable rant, insatiable trailer 1, insatiable spoilers, insatiable scene, insatiable recap, insatiable true story, netlix insatiable, insatiable lyrics, insatiable cringe, insatiable s02 trailer, insatiable netflix, insatiable s01 clip, insatiable season 2 trailer, insatiable season 2 netflix
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Please, please let me go.
00:19I can't. Not until we take care of the problem at hand.
00:23What do you mean, the problem? What have I ever done?
00:25You ruined my happily ever after with the bobs.
00:27With the bobs? What are you talking about?
00:32They're my destiny.
00:34It was love at first sight.
00:37Bob, you're beautiful.
00:43I knew we were meant to be.
00:46From the first time I saw them kiss.
00:51After that, I followed them everywhere.
00:57I kept trying to introduce myself.
01:06...as a gay couple that don't involve go-go boys and strobe guys.
01:15What if one of those big, beefy bear men followed us home to try and force us to double-team him?
01:22Boy, I can dream.
01:23What?
01:26Roxy, what are you doing here?
01:28But I kept getting cock-blocked.
01:31And then you were the biggest cock-blocker of all.
01:39I couldn't figure it out.
01:41What did you have that they both wanted so badly?
01:44Except it turns out, you didn't.
01:50Bob, it's not going to work.
01:54It's time to choose.
01:56But if I choose, either way I lose.
02:02Well, if you don't choose, you're going to lose us both.
02:05You had actually done me a favor.
02:11They were both so heartbroken.
02:13I could finally make my move.
02:22First one bump.
02:24Then the other.
02:26I was getting so close.
02:29But then you got pregnant and ruined my plan.
02:32If they find out about the baby, you might all end up back together.
02:36No, no.
02:37I don't want to get back together with them.
02:39You don't have to do this.
02:40You do not have to kill me.
02:42Oh.
02:43I'm not a murderer.
02:45I'm making you get an abortion.
02:47What?
02:48Now, this is not your decision to make.
02:51Sorry about that.
02:52This has been a little last minute.
02:54I had to separate my medical tools from my taxidermy stuff.
02:59Okay, this is a bad plan.
03:00When I get out of here and the Bobs find out what you've done, they're going to hate you forever.
03:07Not if I get them to fall in love with me before they find out.
03:10That's crazy.
03:11They're going to come looking for me.
03:12Then I guess it's a good thing I'm texting them from your phone.
03:18Need a break from all the drama?
03:22Good luck at the debate.
03:24I'm taking a much-needed vacay.
03:30Text me when it's done.
03:31At least with Koralee gone, I finally had a quiet place to think.
03:50I was running out of time.
03:52Thank God you are here.
04:11The debate is today, and I need my campaign manager.
04:14Listen, you absolutely, positively have to beat Bob Barnard.
04:18I know.
04:18No, if you lose, he's going to drain Gator Bog.
04:21Yeah, I wish I had thought of that.
04:23That law and order, that is a real platform.
04:25There are bodies in that swamp, Bob.
04:27Bodies of men.
04:28What the hell are you talking about?
04:31I had to protect Patty, which meant fudging the truth.
04:33When I was in Brazil, I accidentally got two kilos of coke in my tits,
04:36and some drug lords came to get back their product,
04:38and long story short, I killed them.
04:40What the hell?
04:41Was it genetic?
04:42Okay, I did not understand a word of what you just said.
04:45You killed people.
04:46How?
04:47If I told him I used his gun, he might crack under the pressure,
04:50and I needed him to win with their machete.
04:53Patty wasn't there, was she?
04:55No!
04:55No, Patty was not there.
04:57She had nothing to do with this.
04:58She didn't know anything about it.
04:59And as long as you win like you're supposed to,
05:01she's never going to know.
05:03Come on, Bob.
05:04I'm finally in a good place with her.
05:05I cannot let her watch me go to jail.
05:08You have to win.
05:09Please.
05:10How?
05:10I don't have a platform.
05:12What are you talking about?
05:14The debate is in two hours.
05:15No shit.
05:17Ugh.
05:18Okay.
05:20Okay.
05:21Come on.
05:22Uh, okay.
05:24We can do this.
05:25Um, what are you good at?
05:29Ugh, I don't know.
05:31Applying concealer, matching pocket squares to ties.
05:34I mean, how the hell is Mr. Makeover going to compete
05:36with Mr. Law and Order?
05:37I think I have an idea.
05:45I had gotten out of prison
05:47and had come home to the Crown.
05:50I couldn't think about death
05:52or destruction
05:53or prison.
05:54I had to focus on my future.
05:57I was facing the biggest pageant
05:59of my life
06:00and I didn't have a coach.
06:01so
06:02I called in reinforcements.
06:09Thank God you're here.
06:10My mom left me $10,000
06:12of her titty money
06:13and we have to go shopping
06:14for Miss American Lady?
06:15Oh my God, what's wrong?
06:18Nani, are you okay?
06:20I didn't get into John Jay College.
06:23I got the letter this morning.
06:26Nani, I'm so sorry.
06:28My life is over.
06:31I'm single.
06:32I have no future.
06:33Hey, that's not true.
06:35You can apply somewhere else.
06:36I can't.
06:37They somehow found out
06:38I bribed your attacker
06:39into telling me
06:40who paid him off.
06:41So,
06:43now my ethics are in question.
06:45Oh my God,
06:47this is all my fault.
06:48No, it's not.
06:49It was my decision.
06:51I messed up my own future.
06:55But,
06:56yours is still bright.
06:58So, let's go shopping.
07:00Miss American Lady.
07:01No.
07:02You sacrificed your dream
07:04to protect me.
07:05Which means for once,
07:06my dream can wait.
07:08Today is about you.
07:10Whatever you want
07:11to make you feel better.
07:15A ghost tour of Atlanta.
07:17So much for leaving
07:18death and destruction behind.
07:20But,
07:21Nani loved horror movies
07:22like I loved Drew Barrymore.
07:23And this was Nani's day.
07:25Welcome, boys and ghouls,
07:26to the ghost tour of Atlanta.
07:28My name is Jade.
07:29I'm Patty.
07:30This is Nani.
07:31Is it just the two of you?
07:33Uh, yeah.
07:34Great.
07:35I love an intimate group.
07:37Don't worry.
07:41If you get too scared,
07:42I'm here to protect you.
07:44Ladies first.
07:47Woo!
07:53Dude, she's totally hitting me.
07:55Dude, she's totally
07:55just doing her job.
07:58No, dude.
07:59She's flirting.
08:01See?
08:02Your life isn't over.
08:04I don't know.
08:04Look,
08:06I can't get you into college.
08:08And I can't fix
08:09your broken heart.
08:10But I can teach you
08:11all about using
08:12outside validation
08:13to numb your feelings.
08:16Come on.
08:17I'm gonna be
08:18your wingwoman today.
08:19Let's get your groove back.
08:20The first stop
08:21is the ghost
08:22of Marietta.
08:24Woo!
08:24Woo!
08:26There's a former prosecutor
08:27y'all know
08:28the stance of law and order.
08:30It is the crux.
08:31Ready to crush
08:32Bob Armstrong
08:33at the debate?
08:34Honestly,
08:35I'm nervous.
08:36I never thought
08:37Bob could win,
08:38but he's been rising
08:39in the polls
08:40ever since his dad
08:41decided to back him.
08:42Remember what you used
08:43to always say to me
08:44before every pageant?
08:47Barnards never lose.
08:50I'll miss those days.
08:52Me too.
08:54Especially being
08:55in front of an audience.
08:57You could be.
08:59Today,
09:00I'd be a lot less nervous
09:01if you were up
09:02on stage with me.
09:04Okay.
09:05And what if
09:06Brick and I
09:06did some magic tricks
09:07at the debate?
09:08Like a halftime show.
09:09It'd be great promotion
09:10for our YouTube channel.
09:11Yeah.
09:13Unless it's weird
09:14for you that Brick's
09:15my assistant.
09:16Oh, it's fine.
09:17It's not Brick's fault.
09:18His dad's a tool.
09:19Let me make some calls.
09:20Yay!
09:21Thanks, Dad.
09:22Oh, you're the best.
09:24Oh, hey.
09:24I haven't seen
09:25any of your videos.
09:26What are you calling
09:26your channel?
09:27Literally?
09:28Black girl magic.
09:30I like it.
09:32Literally.
09:33Black girl.
09:35Magic.
09:40That's my girl.
09:54Ready to order yet,
09:55Ostrich?
09:59I'm an emu,
10:00you dumb bitch.
10:02The deadliest bird
10:03on earth.
10:03The piss off.
10:08Oh, oh, hey.
10:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:11Hey, you.
10:12Go, go.
10:12I love you.
10:13Yoo-hoo.
10:14Yoo-hoo.
10:15Leave me alone,
10:15Ostrich.
10:16I'm looking for my friend.
10:17It's me.
10:18It's me.
10:20And I'm an emu.
10:22What's with the costume?
10:23I'm still on the lam.
10:25I've been hiding out at a furry convention
10:27the past couple of weeks.
10:29What?
10:29You'd think, but there's a reason
10:31they hide in cute costumes.
10:34I can't believe you broke out of prison, girl.
10:37I'm so proud of you.
10:38You always told me,
10:40winners win at any cost.
10:42So let's go win back our tampozzle money
10:45from that seabird Coralie.
10:46I wish there was money.
10:48I needed to find Dixie
10:50and buy back her love.
10:51There's no cash to get.
10:53Coralie's barely moved any product.
10:56Then let's go steal back the product.
10:59Oh, girl.
11:00My cousin's sister wife
11:02owns a whole mess of those
11:03rest-type vending machines.
11:04She'll buy our inventory cash up front
11:08and sell them up and down the Georgia coast.
11:11Oh, that's a good idea.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:17The Atlantis is the oldest cemetery in the state.
11:20Fun fact, Margaret Mitchell,
11:22the woman who wrote Gone with the Wind,
11:24was almost buried here twice.
11:27She's definitely out of my league.
11:29Stop that.
11:30You're just as much of a catch as she is.
11:32Cozy up to her.
11:33Compliment her.
11:34Show her you're interested.
11:35I can't.
11:36I have zero game.
11:37Game can be learned.
11:38Up ahead is where, in 1937,
11:41nine-year-old twins Roy and Sarah Kagan
11:44walked in,
11:45and they never came out.
11:48Their bodies were never found,
11:51but their spirits still haunt this place.
11:53Angry their parents never looked for them.
11:56People say
11:57sometimes the twins' favorite red ball
12:00shows up in the graveyard.
12:03Should we take a look?
12:05Mm-hmm.
12:06Go, go.
12:06Now's your chance.
12:08I'll stay here.
12:08I'm too scared.
12:16Christian's phone.
12:17While Nani was off chasing ghosts,
12:19mine were threatening to catch up with me.
12:21Earth to Christian,
12:22please let us know if you're alive.
12:24But I'm not alive.
12:26Am I?
12:28Bet you wish no one was looking for me,
12:30like those twins.
12:31You're not real.
12:32You're not real.
12:35Hey,
12:36sorry for ghosting.
12:40Money is tight.
12:42Had to shut off my phone
12:44and go off the grid.
12:46L.A. is dope.
12:47I think I'm gonna stay out here for good.
12:49I can't keep texting my parents forever.
12:53I just got out of prison.
12:55I'm not going back because of you.
12:57Ah!
12:58Daddy!
13:00Look what we found.
13:01The twins' red ball.
13:02Great.
13:03Is it time for lunch?
13:04It's time to debate.
13:06Hello, Masonville.
13:10I'm Bella Danvers,
13:12the proud host of Masonville's
13:13longest-running morning show.
13:15Good morning, Masonville,
13:16and it is a good morning
13:17because you're in Masonville.
13:19But today,
13:24I'll be moderating our mayoral debate
13:25in anticipation of tomorrow's election.
13:28I'm happy to say
13:29that two white men are running,
13:30which I find refreshing.
13:34Do you really think
13:35we came up with a good platform?
13:37I hope so.
13:38Otherwise, I can end up behind bars.
13:40No pressure.
13:41Thanks, Ange.
13:42Real encouraging.
13:44Oh, you want a bad talk?
13:45Patience, intellect,
13:47integrity, and leadership skills
13:49You have done more for my daughter
13:52in the six months you've known her
13:54than I did in 18 years.
13:57In a lot of ways,
13:58you're a better parent than I am.
14:00You're strong.
14:02You're loyal.
14:03You're resilient.
14:04If those voters see
14:05half the man that I see,
14:07you're going to win by a landslide.
14:13Angie.
14:17Also, if you need, like,
14:18a little extra help...
14:20Are you crazy?
14:22You could get us arrested.
14:24Brick is coming.
14:24Put it away.
14:25Are you sure it's a good idea
14:28to put it next to your stitches?
14:30I bought two-for-one coke tits
14:31and killed a bunch of drug dealers.
14:32I think the good idea ship
14:33sailed a long time ago, Bob.
14:35I'm sorry I'm late.
14:36I was looking for Mom.
14:37Oh, Mom has taken some time away.
14:40Didn't she tell you?
14:41No?
14:41Rudy should be here by now.
14:43I hope nothing's wrong.
14:45And without further ado,
14:47please welcome candidate Bob Armstrong,
14:49joined by his son of Art.
14:50And candidate Bob Barnard,
14:57joined by his daughter Magnolia.
15:03I'm happy to report
15:05that the candidate's children
15:06will also be performing
15:06their magic show
15:07during today's halftime break
15:09because what goes better
15:10with small-town political debates
15:11than magic?
15:12Wow.
15:16As is...
15:20as custom here in Masonville,
15:22we will be using Swiss rules
15:24for the debate.
15:25Just a reminder,
15:26this means each candidate
15:27gets an opening statement
15:28that can't exceed
15:28but must be at least one minute.
15:29If at any point
15:30either candidate shouts out
15:31around the horn,
15:32the other candidate
15:32will stop speaking
15:33so the first candidate
15:34can respond with a rebuttal.
15:35This then opens the floor
15:36to a spirited rounder
15:37rebut the platform.
15:38If at any point
15:38you hear this sound,
15:40that means it's the bonus rounder.
15:41Answers must be under ten words
15:42with no more than four of those
15:43words being adjectives.
15:44If either candidate speaks
15:45over the other,
15:46you will hear this sound.
15:48That means the offending candidate
15:50must go in the penalty box
15:51for 60 seconds.
15:52And that's just for
15:53the first half of the debate.
15:54In the second half,
15:56as is tradition here
15:57in Masonville,
15:58we have a few more things
15:59to keep in mind.
16:01Okay, sweetheart.
16:03Almost ready to get started.
16:05Whatever he's paying you,
16:07I will double it.
16:08Just please let me go.
16:10God damn it.
16:11There's the other one.
16:13The other one?
16:14Who else was he holding?
16:17How the hell
16:18was I going to get out?
16:19All I had
16:20were my high heels,
16:22the tampoosal in my pocket,
16:24and my press-on French timbs.
16:34Oh, God, come on.
16:36Damn it.
16:37Come on.
16:39And absolutely no high fives,
16:40wedgies,
16:41or yodeling.
16:42And those are our rules.
16:43If at any point
16:44you need a reminder,
16:45don't hesitate to use
16:46your handy guides
16:47available at your podiums.
16:58Okay.
16:59The candidates
16:59will rock, paper, scissors
17:01to decide who gets to present
17:02their opening statements first.
17:03And begin.
17:04Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:12Ty, try again.
17:15Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:17Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:19Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:21Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:25Jesus Christ.
17:28I knew the Bobs
17:29still loved each other.
17:31I just needed a way
17:32to remind them.
17:33I'd lure them here,
17:35broker a peace,
17:36and then they'd love me
17:37for getting them back together.
17:39But first,
17:40I needed to practice.
17:42Guys,
17:43I think we might all be
17:44a little heated
17:45from that debate,
17:46but I think it's important
17:47to remember the history
17:48between you,
17:50between all of us.
17:52I imagine we all
17:53have a lot to say,
17:54so, uh,
17:55who wants to go first?
17:58With me?
17:58No, you...
18:00What?
18:00Oh,
18:00I'm sorry.
18:03No, you go.
18:11Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
18:12Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
18:13Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
18:13Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
18:14That's it.
18:14No more scissors.
18:15Just rock, paper.
18:16Go.
18:17Rock, paper, shoot.
18:19I'm thinking of a number
18:20between one and ten,
18:21whoever's closest goes first.
18:22Pick a number.
18:23Five.
18:25Okay, that's it.
18:25We're going alphabetical.
18:26Mr. Armstrong,
18:27please give your opening statement.
18:31Please.
18:33Now, I know
18:34a lot of you
18:35must be asking,
18:37what does an attractive,
18:39suave, intelligent,
18:41stylish bon vivant
18:42have to offer me
18:43as mayor?
18:45Who cares?
18:45He ain't running.
18:46What do you have?
18:48All right.
18:50Well,
18:50as a lawyer slash pageant coach,
18:54it is my professional opinion
18:56that Masonville
18:57needs a makeover.
18:59And who better
19:00to do that
19:01than yours truly?
19:03I took an average girl
19:05from Masonville
19:06and turned her
19:07into Miss Georgia
19:08American Lady
19:09and future
19:10national champion.
19:12Patty Bledale
19:13go to prison.
19:14That's right.
19:15Yes.
19:20But she was falsely accused,
19:23exonerated completely,
19:25and now she's out
19:26and I believed in her
19:29through all of her trials
19:32and travails,
19:33proving my loyalty
19:35and dedication.
19:37Which means
19:38when you vote for me,
19:40I will do the same
19:42for you.
19:43Okay!
19:43Okay!
19:55Okay!
19:56Okay!
19:56Gator Bob?
19:58Where we dumped
19:59those drug dealers?
20:00This was turning
20:01into a tour
20:01of the ghosts
20:02of my past.
20:03Why are we here?
20:04Oh, oh, I know.
20:06The swamp's haunted.
20:08Legend has it
20:09a cult of gator worshippers
20:10sacrificed themselves here.
20:12Sometimes you can
20:13still hear their screams.
20:20Oh, shit.
20:22Why so edgy?
20:23I...
20:24I'm just scared
20:27of alligators.
20:28Oh, don't be.
20:29The gators are gone
20:29because global warming.
20:31I've been for years.
20:32No gators?
20:33That meant nothing
20:34to eat the bodies.
20:35This could actually be
20:36the last time
20:36I take anyone
20:37by this spot.
20:38If Bob Barnard
20:39wins the Masonville
20:39mayoral election,
20:41he's promised to drain it
20:42and build a prison.
20:43What?
20:44Haven't you been
20:44following the election?
20:46No.
20:47I've been in prison,
20:47remember?
20:49Excuse me.
20:52Drain the swamp?
20:53I had to talk
20:53to my mom right away.
20:55Shit.
20:56No cell service.
21:00So,
21:01yeah,
21:02global warming.
21:03Everything's gonna be
21:04smoking hot.
21:05I feel like it already is.
21:12Hey!
21:13Stop!
21:13Where are you going?
21:15What?
21:17Did she just steal my car?
21:19She's been through a lot.
21:22Your girlfriend's
21:25a piece of work.
21:26She's not my girlfriend.
21:27I'm not my girlfriend.
21:28Okay.
21:31Come on.
21:32Here's a gas station
21:33up the road.
21:33We can get cell service there.
21:35And that is why
21:37you should vote
21:38Bob Armstrong for mayor!
21:40And now for Mr. Barnard's
21:54opening remarks.
21:55As a former prosecutor,
21:57y'all know my stance
21:59on law and order.
22:00It is the crux
22:02of a civil society.
22:03And as such,
22:05I'd like to go
22:05on record
22:06that I maintain
22:07a certain standard
22:09of behavior.
22:10Something
22:10Mr. Makeover
22:12chooses not to do.
22:14Excuse me.
22:26Excuse me.
22:27What do we say?
22:28Around the horn?
22:29Not during
22:30opening statements.
22:32No, it's all right.
22:33Please let my opponent
22:34speak.
22:35Last time I checked,
22:37this is America
22:38where we are free
22:39to throw dollar bills
22:40at anyone we like.
22:42Well-hung runaways
22:43with daddy issues
22:44included.
22:46Unless my esteemed
22:48opponent is protesting
22:49same-sex relations,
22:51which I can assure you
22:53from first-hand
22:54and mouth experience
22:55is pure hypocrisy.
22:58I'm an out-game man,
22:59Bob.
23:00There's no one
23:00less homophobic than me.
23:02Now, if we could
23:03please continue
23:04watching the video
23:05in question.
23:08All right,
23:09pause right there.
23:10Therein lies the problem.
23:16It's called capitalism.
23:18Big deal.
23:19It's actually called
23:20employing an undocumented worker.
23:23That stripper is here
23:24illegally from Canada.
23:26I'm an American stripper
23:28and Armstrong helped
23:29that filthy Canadian
23:30take my job.
23:31Boo!
23:32Boo!
23:32Boo!
23:33Boo!
23:33Boo!
23:33Boo!
23:34Boo!
23:34Boo!
23:34Boo!
23:35Boo!
23:35Boo!
23:36Boo!
23:36Boo!
23:37Boo!
23:37Boo!
23:38Boo!
23:38Boo!
23:39Boo!
23:39Boo!
23:40Boo!
23:40Boo!
23:41Boo!
23:41Boo!
23:42Boo!
23:42Boo!
23:43Boo!
23:43Boo!
23:44Okay, this seems like
23:45a good time for intermission.
23:47Rick Armstrong and Magnolia Barnard,
23:49would you like to take the stage?
23:50I am so sorry.
23:56I had no idea
23:57he was gonna do that.
23:58Are you sure
23:59you're still up for this?
24:00Are you kidding?
24:00I'd rather be on stage
24:01than dealing with the drama
24:02back here.
24:02Ladies and gentlemen,
24:03welcome to literally
24:05Black Girl Magic.
24:19Motherfucker.
24:24No way.
24:28Sorry about that.
24:29I was just trying out the anesthesia.
24:30New plan.
24:32You let me go and I don't blow you up.
24:35How in the hell are you gonna blow me up?
24:37I pull the tassel pin, count to ten, and you go boom.
24:42That's a tampon.
24:43What kind of tampon has a tassel?
24:46This is a lady balm.
24:48A pocket size and discreet explosive device that I've been developing to protect women from
24:55assholes like you.
24:56Five times more effective than mace and pepper spray.
24:59Patent pending.
25:00You're bluffing.
25:01Only one way to find out.
25:03Only one way to find out.
25:05five.
25:0510, 5, 8, help, 7, 6, it's gonna blow, 5,
25:353, 2, 1.
25:58Shit, it was a goddamn tampon.
26:05Ugh.
26:31Stella Rose?
26:32Carly.
26:33What the hell are you doing here?
26:35Just help me.
26:36Okay, where's the key?
26:41Okay, okay, I'm coming.
26:43How did you end up down here?
26:45That sick bastard found me in the woods and kept me tied up like this for months.
26:50Calling me mama, putting on makeup, giving me sponge baths.
26:54It was like Kathy Bates in misery.
26:56Only not as hot.
26:58He would have killed me.
27:00What is it?
27:01Okay, you just sit there.
27:02I'm gonna find something for you to crutch, maybe like this.
27:07Okay.
27:08What are you doing here?
27:10He tried to force me to get an abortion, which I still might get, but I'm not gonna let a demented asshole make that decision for me.
27:17Here we go.
27:18Okay.
27:19Careful, careful, careful.
27:20Okay.
27:21Easy.
27:22I got you.
27:23We're gonna get out of here.
27:28He's coming.
27:29It was a tampon, you bitch.
27:32I'm gonna kill you.
27:33Mama, where are you, Mama?
28:03Time!
28:07Gotcha!
28:21Don't!
28:23You're not a killer.
28:25There's better ways to handle this.
28:29You fuck-
28:30I'm stuck with this maniac for months and you outsmart him with a tampon Bob chose right woman
28:44thank you Stella Rose and thank you for saving me from myself back there you're right I'm not a killer
29:01if you really want to thank me leave and please don't tell anyone you saw me I need a fresh start
29:10shouldn't we get you to the hospital or or or find a way to call the police no no you go I've got
29:18business to attend to here I said you weren't a killer not me
29:27hey where have you been I was getting worried about you I could do that to Bob throwing him
29:44under the bus like that you're ruining everything what are you talking about he's my opponent you
29:49care about him you need to apologize Bob jazz whose side are you on I didn't want to be on
29:57a side I wanted to be in the middle let's talk about this after the debate I booked a room at the
30:03halfway in see you there I'm rooting for you
30:19where the hell was Angie I hated that I was letting her down knock knock how's my favorite
30:35candidate holding up Rudy what are you doing here I wanted to check in with you after what
30:40just happened out there why because it was a low blow I can't believe Bob would do that to you
30:47why do you care ever since that day in the steam room I haven't stopped thinking about you
30:53really really I booked a room for me and Bob at the halfway in for after the debate but after the
31:01stunt he just pulled I don't think we're gonna work out it'd be a shame to let the room go to waste
31:07why don't you meet me up there
31:11I'm rooting for you okay
31:20here take this or I will now what the hell was detective Cruz doing here does he know something
31:33about the swamp no he was hitting on me bullshit Barnard sent him in here to mess with your head
31:40you think yeah he's playing dirty and now you got to play dirty too you have to or I'm going to jail
31:48haven't you and Barnard known each other since you were kids you must have something on that
31:52man groomed douche nozzle I don't know he's got peck implants nothing wrong with implants Bob
31:58well he cries every time he comes didn't need to know that he calls Kevin James the funniest man
32:05oh my god he eats potato chips so loud it is like it's flames Bob come on I need something juicy
32:14you know like watergate or wienergate or pizzagate he can't be as perfect as he seems
32:21he's not oh my god you have something no it's nothing we can use
32:29Bob please no I can't I made him a promise that I would never tell
32:35mom how could you not tell me that Barnard was draining the swamp
32:39Patty what are you
32:41Patty knows I thought you said she didn't
32:43of course I know you know
32:44oh uh I had to tell him
32:46what would Bob think of me now that he knew I killed again
32:49did you tell him about the gun
32:50what gun your gun that I used to kill those men
32:56my gun oh my god I did not give you my gun to kill drug dealers
33:01I know I should have told you but I was trying to protect you
33:04what in the hell is going on here
33:06I am sorry that I lied but now you know
33:09right if if you don't win we could both go to jail
33:14we could all go to jail
33:15so I'm gonna ask you again what kind of dirt do you have on Bob Barnard
33:20he paid Stella Rose hush money to keep his paternity to Roxy a secret for the past 20 years
33:35are you kidding me or why would Coralie ruin her own product
33:40she didn't look at this place split down the middle
33:44they were at war
33:45Bob did it
33:47Regina are you okay
33:49no god damn it
33:52oh I'm so sick of that fucker ruining everything
33:56you mean Dixie losing and you going to prison and losing your house
34:04Bob Armstrong ruined my entire life since I was eight
34:09we were friends
34:11best friends
34:12he was the only person who knew I still wet the bed
34:16and then one day we got into a fight and he told everyone
34:19and after the day my whole life went to shit
34:24I became a pariah at school we had to move
34:27my parents got divorced and mama started whoring around and got syphilis
34:32and lost her mind
34:33I was all alone
34:35until I stole Dixie and then she lost that pageant and he started to ruin her whole life too and I tried taking him down but he just keeps on keeping on
34:48well fuck him then
34:51where's the bathroom
34:52wait what are you doing
34:55I'm gonna teach him a lesson prison style
34:57I'm gonna give him an upper decker
34:59don't
35:00trust me
35:01well I got something better in mind for Bob
35:04I've been planning it for quite some time
35:07on second thought
35:10do whatever you want
35:11I'm gonna go get the car
35:13halftime was almost over
35:25could I really do what I was about to do
35:28ruin Bob Barnard forever
35:30but maybe this is what he deserved
35:33it was true after all
35:35just a ghost from his past
35:42come back to haunt him
35:43thank you so much
35:53literally black girl magic
35:55and now for the final portion of our debate
35:57would Mr. Armstrong and Mr. Barnard
35:59please return to the stage
36:01we all just saw the candidates
36:04children performing together
36:05which leads me to ask Bob Armstrong
36:07how important is family to you
36:10Bella couldn't allow me a better pitch
36:14all I had to do was swing
36:16you know Barnard and I
36:18we both we both have families
36:19and
36:21I think
36:23that family values
36:25are subjective
36:28just say it
36:32it's a great responsibility
36:35to have a child
36:37and
36:37everyone handles that differently
36:41grab some sec
36:45and go for it
36:46you chicken shit
36:47what the hell is wrong with you
36:48and you could go to jail
36:50you could go to jail
36:51everybody makes mistakes
36:52as parents
36:56as people
36:57as parents
36:59of people
37:00for fuck's sake
37:02Bob Barnard
37:04has been paying
37:04hash money
37:05let her speak
37:08stop muzzling that woman
37:10it had all backfired
37:17Armstrong would lose
37:19Barnard would drain the swamp
37:20and how long before they found out
37:22I killed those guys
37:23we were all going down
37:24where is Rudy Cruz
37:26what the hell
37:27Coralie
37:28he kidnapped me
37:30and then tried to force me
37:31to have an abortion
37:32abortion
37:33she's pregnant
37:34who's the father
37:35detective Cruz
37:38you're under arrest
37:39come here
37:41okay
37:43I did it for you Bob
37:46I did it for you both
37:48I was waiting until later
37:50for my grand romantic gesture
37:51but
37:52I guess this is it
37:54I love you
37:56both
37:57and I want us all
37:59to be together
38:00baby
38:02put down the gun
38:05I love you too
38:07I do
38:08and I'm sure
38:10that we can make this work
38:12isn't that right Bob
38:13uh okay
38:14you see
38:16oh god
38:21oh I'm gonna fight
38:23no
38:24don't you faint
38:25here I go
38:26damn it
38:27either one of you
38:29god damn it
38:30snort this
38:31now
38:32snort it
38:33I wasn't sure
38:36what I was gonna do
38:38but after hours
38:41of watching
38:41Patty's capoeira
38:42rehearsal
38:44guess I picked up
38:45a thing or two
38:46oh
38:48oh
38:50oh
38:52oh
38:54oh
38:56oh
38:58oh
39:00oh
39:02oh
39:04oh
39:06oh
39:08oh
39:10oh
39:12thank god it's here
39:34well at least on the bright side
39:35Patty texted you so we'd know where it was
39:37and do you get to keep your job
39:39yeah I have friends a real sight
39:42look I'm so sorry
39:45about all of this
39:47no no it's okay
39:48I
39:48I actually had a really fun time with you today
39:52me too
39:54so
40:08so can I like
40:09take you to dinner or something
40:10I'm starving
40:12yeah
40:12is that an ostrich
40:26is that yours?
40:26this is Patty's purse
40:27but this isn't Patty's phone
40:28but this isn't Patty's phone
40:41who's that?
40:43your stalker ex-boyfriend Christian
40:46why the hell would Patty have Christian's phone?
40:49it seemed like Bob was a lock to win
40:54and locking lips with my mom
40:56weird but also kind of sweet
40:59maybe my mom and I could both leave the ghosts of our past behind
41:02what if she's gross
41:04chi
41:07close
41:10oh
41:10at her
41:12Don't see where the dij guiding things
41:15you
41:16cassie
41:16are
41:16say
41:17say
41:17Christ
41:18who?
41:18and
41:18God
41:18y
41:19is
41:20hell
41:21God
41:21still
41:21that
41:21buddy
41:23will Bell
41:24prove so
41:25and
41:25a
41:26Bill
41:26and
41:27by
41:27from
41:28who
41:28and
41:29tell
41:29for
41:29glove
41:29to
Recommended
11:23
|
Up next
45:58
45:59
10:22
40:00
43:01
15:54
46:36
44:11
44:40
1:53
47:22
41:50
45:33
42:18
1:53
2:32
1:51
Be the first to comment