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00:01Show us your dick. Show us your dick. No, Ryan. Show us your tits.
00:07No, actually. Oh, that was close. That was the first thing I did when I walked in the room.
00:11Do it again. We'll blur it. I promise. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Penelty.
00:22I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.
00:25Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. I'm your host, Ryan Poundell.
00:29This is Pillow Talk, and today we have an in-person guest. New studio, by the way.
00:36Same chair, better studio. No offense. If you know, you know. Okay.
00:40Today we have the beautiful, I think she's the hottest girl in Toronto.
00:45I've jerked off to her multiple times. She's beautiful. She's gorgeous.
00:48This is Amber Emery. Hi, guys. Welcome to the show.
00:51And also co-hosting today, we brought on Mr. Quickie.
00:54Hi. Y'all know me. Still same OG, but I've been low-key.
00:58Yeah, exactly. Speaking of low-key, here's a low-key vodka that's fucking delicious,
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01:20Alcoholic, call it what you want to call it. Anyways, Green Owl Vodka, delicious. Let's do a shot.
01:24Amber Emery, Mr. Quickie. Well, we're going to do it right now because I didn't want to wait
01:27until halfway through the show to do it. That's a big one. Hey, cheers. Cheers. Thanks for coming.
01:32You're so hot. Look at my face after I do it. And it's real.
01:37Oh, that was fucking good. That was very good. Speaking of going, that was fucking good.
01:44Do you swallow blowjobs? If I love the person, I'll swallow them.
01:48Okay. What a good first question. You can't get pregnant if I'm swallowing.
01:53Oh. Okay. Amber, you put out this whole thing where you're like a sexual girl and you're open
01:59and you're hot and you're like a, you don't give a fuck and you're just, you're out and about. But
02:03when it comes down to actually fucking, are you actually good in bed and you fuck a lot? Are you
02:07a nympho? I would say that the older I get, the pickier I get, because a lot of times when you choose
02:14to have sex with a new partner, they don't know what you like. It takes a couple of times to like
02:18learn somebody's body. Generally, when you're having sex with someone for the first time,
02:22you're a little bit drunk. As a girl, you need to focus. Yeah. You know? Right. And I prefer to
02:28stick with the same partners now. Okay. Yeah. So you have one main fuck right now? Yeah. And he puts
02:33it down proper? I would say so. What's a, what's a like a, what's a normal bedroom sex time?
02:38I would say I like morning sex. I feel like the dick in the morning is just. What about?
02:47It's the best thing. Other than coffee. It's a little, what about the bad breath? That's
02:51comes with morning sex. It's called doggy style, babe. Oh, true. You can't go missionary in the
02:55morning. It's disgusting. I'm so insecure. Yeah, the eye boogers. Yeah. And she tries to kiss you
03:00and I'm like, no, no, no, no. I'm like, it's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. No, I like morning sex too,
03:06but I, I do one position. I do the, I call it the lazy and it's just like the. Oh, the
03:10little spoon. Yeah. The little. I'm the little spoon. Right. Big spoon. And you just go jack
03:14rabbit. And it's usually quick. I don't know why. You could go like nice and slow too.
03:18Yes. I, I do that one too. You could. I know nothing about that. Everything's quick. Okay.
03:24So what, what do you like in the bedroom? Like, so morning sex, but like, let's say it's a romantic
03:28night. Let's say it's Valentine's day and it's like, there's almost pressure on Valentine's
03:32day or anniversaries. You have to have good sex. What would that entail for you?
03:37So I would say I'm a big fan of butt plugs these days and it's not necessarily because
03:42of the way they feel. It's just like, it's butt jewelry. It's like a little, you know,
03:48it's like you bend over and it's like, Ooh, a little sparkle. Yeah. You know? So I actually
03:53have like, I do. You have one with a tail? I was going to get to that. Oh, sorry. I got so excited.
03:58So I have a butt plug for every day of the week, different colors. You know, I actually
04:03probably have one of my purse right now. You won't show us. Is your purse here?
04:06You won't let Mr. Cookie sniff it. You walk around with a butt plug in your purse?
04:10It's clean, but it's just in case I want to put it on. Have you ever been to the airport
04:13and they're like, okay, empty your pockets and you pull out a butt plug and you stick
04:16it on the... Well, they've had to empty out my suitcase. Let me tell you, that was very
04:20mortifying. What was in there? Everything. Like what? I probably had like six different
04:26toys in there, all sorts of butt plugs. And this is on the way home. So I can't guarantee
04:31they were all clean. You must've been on a content trip. Yeah. I was going to the Paradise
04:38Challenge in Jamaica. With Serena and Kayla. No, I wasn't there with them that year. I saw
04:43that content multiple times. Very familiar. Ketanism is definitely interesting to say the
04:51least. So on those content trips, you meet up with the girl. You're like, hey, you're
04:55hot. How many followers? Oh, I have a many followers. Okay. Do you want to fuck each other
04:59on camera? Like, do you take each other on dates first? How does it work? Because what
05:03I feel like before you arrive, you know pretty much who's going to go. Okay. So you kind of
05:07like have a plan. You've DM them before. Then you meet in person. But like, it's kind of already
05:12planned out in your mind who you want to work with. Okay. But you would be surprised
05:16like how many girls you meet in person. And like, they really don't look good. Or like
05:21they have a bad fucking attitude. Well, yeah, I guess you are not. Catfish. Like you're
05:25a reverse catfish because you're the hottest girl. Thank you. Yeah. And I mean that. Like
05:28all the rockets here. But now it's expected that girls are going to be two points less.
05:34Do you find that with guys too now? Almost that guys are getting so good at Instagram.
05:37Can you rate Ryan? I honestly. Yeah. I'm like a six. I'd say you're a seven.
05:42Is that bad? That's a point higher than I would. What about dark?
05:48You're 7.5. Oh, yeah. But it's only because he sent me a dick pic the other day.
05:54I was going to ask you about that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I did. I fucking did. No, it was a video.
06:03There's a difference. I'm classifying. And it was the disappearing one. So I only saw once.
06:08Wait, it's not my first dick pic video. You sent her a dick pic? Okay, Ryan, I was going to tell you.
06:13When? On the shout now. Okay, what happened? It was a surprise for you. Do you guys DM and shit?
06:19No, like. We. So you don't talk at all. You send you a chat. We flirt.
06:24Like as much as we talk. Well, maybe you're flirting with me. I'm reading what you said.
06:30You talk to him as much as like we talk kind of thing. Like same idea.
06:34Yeah. And then a dick. And then he sent his dick. Because I never thought that my dick would.
06:38Well, I thought he was showing me his quads because he was flexing them for a while.
06:42Do you like that little sneaky? And then all of a sudden he pulled up his sword and it came out.
06:46So it was like a sneaky one. You're lucky that she's not charging you with sexual assault, you
06:50fucking creep. Okay. So if you're going to sit here and call the kettle dark and say that you've
06:58never sent an unsolicited dick pic or video, you are a hypocrite. Good point. Yes, exactly.
07:05And for the other men in this room, if you look at me funny, you've done the same thing. You are
07:11just as bad. And listen, you girls have sent a nipple. Okay. Do a lot of guys. I'm guilty of that.
07:16A hundred percent. Do a lot of guys send you dick pics? Yeah. But it mostly goes into the requests.
07:21Right. Okay. Like that one was special for me. Mine got opened. Because I really wasn't expecting that.
07:24Do you run your own DMs? Yeah, I do. Okay. And do you answer requests ever or no? No.
07:30Not really. If somebody wants to talk to me, they have to subscribe. Fair. And then they'll
07:34message you on OnlyFans. And then if what they're saying still is annoying,
07:37I probably still won't open it. And interesting enough, on OnlyFans, we talked about this right
07:42before the show, you answer all your own messages. Yeah, I do. So if you subscribe to Amber Emery
07:46and you message her and you ask her to rank your dick or dick shame you, it'll be you. It will.
07:51Do you dick shame? I do, but I also dick compliment if they deserve it. Okay. So where do I fall into
07:57this shaming and complimenting area? I just said ooh-la-la. It was not enough.
08:03Is that what you said? Ooh-la-la? Or no. What did I say?
08:06I don't remember either. I can actually, I can,
08:10I can check the conversation. Please.
08:12But it was something like semi-awkward like that.
08:16You know what? I didn't even feel like it was awkward.
08:18I said peekaboo. Oh, that's right. Yeah, because there was a theme. There was a theme to my dick.
08:23You know what that means if she got it. There it is. Yeah. Oh my God. I didn't realize it's so little.
08:29It wasn't little. Oh. Show us your dick.
08:34Show us your dick. No, Ryan. Show us your tits.
08:38No, actually. Oh, that was close. That was the first thing I did when I walked in the room.
08:41Do it again. We'll blur it. I promise.
08:44Yes! Yes! Amber Emery. Nice boobs. Those were sculpted by a computer. Wow.
08:50They were sculpted by a very good surgeon. Oh my God. Down, down, down.
08:54And actually, this is my fourth boob job. Yeah, I know. You keep fucking...
08:59I had some complications, but then I kept wanting to do them bigger, change something.
09:03I feel like that's a trend. My girlfriend's like,
09:05you need a stamp card for tit jobs. One more and it's free.
09:09You're like a Pokemon that goes like Charmander to Charizard and you just keep evolving.
09:14So every three years, baby, I need new boobs.
09:17What about your ass? Did you get your ass done too?
09:19I actually got Butt Filler, which is a new product in Toronto or in Canada.
09:26There's not a lot that's FDA approved. Okay.
09:28And this one is like the best alternative to getting a BBL.
09:32Okay. It's called the Liquid Butt Lift. Okay.
09:34So what's that? Basically, it's filler.
09:37So girls do it in their face all the time. Okay.
09:39So this one, I guess, is a little bit more condensed.
09:41So it's actually, it's made for specifically for the body. Okay.
09:45And so do you know what a hip dip is, guys?
09:48Yeah, I do.
09:48Kind of.
09:49It's when you get your hips out.
09:51I thought it was a dance move.
09:52So girls, like a whole bunch of girls obviously hate the dreaded hip dip.
09:57The thing that goes in like that.
09:59So, but a lot of girls aren't candidates to get BBLs.
10:01Okay.
10:02Because you have to gain weight, blah, blah, blah.
10:04It's painful.
10:04You suck the fat out.
10:05You put it somewhere else.
10:06This is literally like an in, like maybe an hour treatment.
10:11Okay.
10:11And you're done.
10:12It hurts for 24 hours.
10:14So it's not like you can get needles in your face.
10:15Okay.
10:16Let's talk about your vagina.
10:17So.
10:18That's real.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Your pussy is all real?
10:20Yeah.
10:21Because now I'm understanding that girls are doing things on their pussies.
10:24Well, that's been going on for many years.
10:25They stitch it up.
10:26They're like, I took too much black dick and now I need to stitch it up.
10:30Completely closed?
10:31Well, they make it seem like they're born again, little fucking beat virgins.
10:35This is so new to me.
10:36Well, I feel like mine is still like that.
10:37I've never heard any.
10:38I'm blown away.
10:39A puss stitch.
10:40They stitch the puss.
10:41What?
10:41No.
10:42Yes.
10:42It happens.
10:43All the time.
10:43Girls do it.
10:44Okay.
10:44Most girls do that after they give birth.
10:46Right.
10:47Not just take a bunch of dicks.
10:48Or after they fuck someone like Tara Lowens.
10:50Because I heard that guy has a fucking hammer on him.
10:52Who's that?
10:52Ooh.
10:56Okay.
10:57So tell us about your worst sex story ever.
11:00Like the guy embarrassing something fucked up.
11:04Give us some juice.
11:05Give us some content.
11:06I know we didn't even prep for this and I didn't even tell you to think of one.
11:10I'm not going to name names.
11:11Actually, I don't remember his name.
11:13I was trying to be polite.
11:14But this was many years ago and I went on maybe like three or four dates with this guy.
11:24He was hilarious.
11:25I actually really vibed with him.
11:27You like funny guys?
11:28I love funny guys.
11:29Oh.
11:29And um.
11:30So funny in seven.
11:31We ended up hooking up eventually.
11:33Seven point five.
11:34He had a fucking micro penis.
11:36Oh.
11:37How micro?
11:38Do you not feel bad for him?
11:39Like.
11:39Like an inch.
11:40Hard?
11:40Like hard?
11:40Yeah.
11:41Wow.
11:42And I did it like three times.
11:44You gave him a third?
11:45I did.
11:46That's how much I liked him.
11:47Oh, because you liked hanging out and vibing with him?
11:49Yeah.
11:50Did he have a 10 pound tongue?
11:52No.
11:52Did he go down though?
11:54Honestly, I prefer getting dicked down.
11:56I don't like guys going down on me as much.
11:58Oh, why not?
11:58To each their own.
12:00I don't know.
12:00I prefer to be penetrated.
12:02What's the best way to make you cum?
12:04Getting penetrated.
12:05With clit play or zero?
12:07I can play with my own clit.
12:08That's a good way to do it.
12:10They call me DJ Diddles.
12:12Spin everything from the 80s, 90s and 2000s.
12:20Yeah, that's a good way to do it.
12:23What position though, doggy?
12:26I could do that or missionary.
12:28Missionary under a pillow.
12:31Have you tried?
12:32Yeah, but only guys with small dicks need to put the girl with a pillow under her.
12:37Yeah.
12:39What pillow?
12:41You said pillow?
12:41Hey, you're a big pillow guy.
12:43Your fucking podcast is named after Pillow Talk with Ryan.
12:46It's now called Talk with Ryan.
12:50That is a good way to do it.
12:54And do you find if you don't cum after sex, it's a complete waste of time?
13:00I wouldn't say so.
13:00Because for a woman, if you're not going to get there, you're not going to get there.
13:04Sometimes it just doesn't happen.
13:07You can enjoy the whole thing.
13:08Right.
13:09And if you don't think it's going to happen and guys really trying for it, do you fake
13:13the orgasm?
13:14No.
13:14Okay.
13:15I would just make sure he had a good time too.
13:16Have you faked it?
13:17Or you're a champion.
13:18When I was younger.
13:20What is that?
13:20Why do girls fake orgasms and they all talk about-
13:23It's for the guy's ego.
13:25It's like literally to stroke the guy's ego.
13:27I know when they do it.
13:29Yeah.
13:29Well, they probably do it all the time.
13:31Yeah.
13:32Every day.
13:34Remember Julia?
13:35Remember Max Sawada?
13:36Oh my God.
13:38So girls were talking about fake orgasms and I was dating her last summer and she goes,
13:42oh my God, I faked them all the time.
13:43And I was like, I'm right here.
13:47Have you ever faked an orgasm, Ryan?
13:51How would you as a guy?
13:52Do you carry like a little packet that looks like this?
13:55No, you just go, you pretend that you're like going to come in a towel or like you pretend
13:59you're going off set to finish.
14:01It's only round three when you've got nothing left in the tank.
14:04Yeah.
14:04And you're like, no, I just go, I just pull the old, it's not going to happen tonight.
14:09Yeah.
14:09I can't believe you got my heart for the third time, baby.
14:12It's not going to happen tonight, baby.
14:13Am I a 7.2 now?
14:18Okay.
14:18So do you like sucking dick?
14:20I would say, yeah, I'd say I'm pretty good at it.
14:22Although, you know, I've been told my deep throat skills are a little bit lacking.
14:26Maybe I'm getting lazy.
14:28I've been seeing the same person for a little bit.
14:30So, okay.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Now you've been seeing the same person for a while.
14:33Are you guys still fucking all the time or?
14:35Yeah.
14:36Really?
14:36Yeah.
14:37Are you still going?
14:38We have a lot of history.
14:39So we're both super attracted to each other.
14:41Okay.
14:42Does your mother know about him?
14:43We've been on and off for a long time.
14:44No, she doesn't.
14:46Mom, I'm sorry.
14:49Just kidding.
14:50It's me.
14:50Because 100%.
14:51Okay.
14:52Let's talk about that.
14:53This is a perfect, perfect topic.
14:55So you are who you are and I'm obsessed with who you are.
14:59I think you're amazing.
15:00I think you're almost a very much female version of me where we just really don't give a fuck.
15:04Yeah.
15:04I give very little fucks.
15:05You know, and you can't hate on anyone who doesn't give a fuck because we don't give a fuck.
15:09I'm obsessed with you.
15:10Do your parents watch and see everything you do?
15:13So I eventually told my mother, I think it was like last year.
15:17I'm like, you know, I pretty much strip online.
15:20She's like, oh, I know, honey.
15:22Yes.
15:23She was so calm about it.
15:24She doesn't care.
15:25My parents just want me to be happy and successful.
15:28I've always been a black sheep, you know, and I've always been running around naked.
15:32Like even before OnlyFans.
15:34How big were your natural titties?
15:36Very small.
15:36But that didn't stop me.
15:38You're still naked.
15:39Oh, yeah.
15:40My first Coachella.
15:42Fucking naked the whole time.
15:43Who's the coolest celebrity you've had sex with?
15:47I don't think I've had sex with like an actual celebrity.
15:50They DM'd you, of course.
15:51Right?
15:52Yeah.
15:52And what do you do?
15:53You don't care.
15:54I don't care.
15:55You really do.
15:55I know.
15:56No, I literally don't.
15:57Like who's one that's fucking annoying always just fucking after you and it's like, come on.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:04I don't really open up all the DMs.
16:06So like, oh, my God, you know what?
16:08What?
16:09So I had this like a really funny like obsession with fucking riffraff.
16:16I really wanted to fuck him.
16:17He looks weird.
16:18He's like, he's very much doesn't give a fuck.
16:20I love his vibe.
16:22Yeah.
16:22So somebody asked me in my questions, they're like, who would you rather fuck Marilyn Manson
16:27or riffraff?
16:28And I picked him and I tagged him.
16:30And then he DM'd me.
16:31I was like, perfect.
16:32And what do you say?
16:33And then he was like, do you want to come to Miami and be in my photo shoot?
16:36And I was like, this is my time.
16:37This is my time.
16:38So then?
16:39But I'm not allowed in the States right now.
16:40Why?
16:41I need a work visa.
16:44Why?
16:46Because I looked through my phone.
16:47So I don't want to talk about that.
16:48Third person today.
16:50Who else said that today?
16:51Bro, hot girls are getting pushed out of the States.
16:53Who said that today?
16:54Someone today.
16:56We'll leave them unnamed.
16:58Yeah.
16:58It's not a really great thing to talk about if you're trying to fix the situation.
17:01Guess who's not banned from the States?
17:02Mr. Quickie.
17:03And that segment's us into my favorite segment.
17:06For sure.
17:07Okay.
17:07We're going to play a little game here.
17:09Oh, shit.
17:10Here we go.
17:11Are you familiar with the segment, Mr. Quickie?
17:13I am.
17:13Oh.
17:14Hi, Amber.
17:15Hi.
17:15Have you heard about me before?
17:17I've watched you.
17:17Have you seen my penis online?
17:19Yes.
17:19Fact.
17:20I don't like that.
17:21Well, actually, I didn't see the whole thing because some of it was covered by your shorts.
17:25Maybe you did.
17:25Maybe you didn't.
17:26We'll leave that to the imagination.
17:27All right.
17:28Hi, Amber.
17:29Hello.
17:29My name is Mr. Quickie.
17:30Hi.
17:30Do you want to know why they call me Mr. Quickie?
17:32No.
17:32Because I do everything, and I mean everything, as quickly as possible.
17:39You now have 60 seconds.
17:41Are you going to start a timer, Ryan?
17:42Yeah.
17:43And this is sponsored by Green Owl Vodka.
17:44Yes.
17:45Mr. Quickie segment sponsored by Green Owl Vodka.
17:48You have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can, as quickly as you can, starting
17:52now.
17:53I'm ready.
17:54Have you ever sold a pair of used underwear for cryptocurrency?
17:58Not for cryptocurrency.
18:01Think of the ugliest guy you'd have sex with.
18:04Am I better looking...
18:05I'm just joking.
18:09Am I better looking than him?
18:10I already have 0.5 of a point.
18:12That's right.
18:12You answered that question.
18:13No problem.
18:14All right.
18:15You've been blonde.
18:17You've been brunette.
18:19But have you ever been in a three-way?
18:21Yes.
18:22Of course.
18:22That was a silly question.
18:24Have you ever thought about your vibrator while having sex with someone?
18:27Yes.
18:29My God.
18:31Is it true that someone in this room has sent you a dick pic?
18:34Yes.
18:34This is when it was supposed to come out for you.
18:38Okay.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Anyways.
18:40Do you count out of town as cheating?
18:44I don't want to, but you have to.
18:48So you go out of town.
18:50You've been out of town.
18:51Yeah, I have.
18:52Perfect.
18:52Amazing.
18:53That's the end of the Mr. Quickie show.
18:54Yes.
18:55There we go.
18:55Did I win?
18:56You did it.
18:56That was good.
18:57You won.
18:58Actually, I think I won, but...
18:59Okay.
19:00So traveling, like you've traveled where?
19:01Where's the last time you traveled to?
19:03So this winter, I didn't travel as much as I usually do, but the last place was Mexico.
19:09Mexico.
19:10You like the Caribbean?
19:11I like anywhere warm during the winter.
19:13That's where the hot is.
19:14And obviously, I can't go to the States right now, so...
19:16So you go to the nude beaches and shit?
19:18Yeah.
19:18I actually worked at the Desire Pearl for the black tape project for a long time.
19:24I don't know what that is, but I pretended I did.
19:26It's like, you know, the one they take...
19:27Oh, yeah.
19:28Oh, yeah.
19:29Our boy does that.
19:30Yeah.
19:30No, I saw those pictures.
19:31Yeah.
19:32That's cool.
19:32Great pics.
19:33Yeah.
19:33Yeah, that was a good time.
19:34Where else have you been?
19:35Jamaica is hot right now.
19:36You've been to Jamaica?
19:37Yeah, I was in Jamaica in September.
19:38And how was that?
19:39It was really, really good.
19:41I had some interesting experiences there.
19:43Oh.
19:43Would you like to elaborate?
19:45I'm going to segue right into this story.
19:46Oh, let's elaborate.
19:48So, I was at this event called the Paradise Challenge.
19:53As you guys probably...
19:54If you've heard about it, you know it gets a little bit wild.
19:56They have lots of influencers there.
19:58And I met this one guy.
20:01His Instagram is Daddy's Juiced.
20:04Maybe you can throw up his tag.
20:05He's hilarious.
20:06Daddy's Juiced?
20:07Do we like him?
20:07We like Daddy's Juiced?
20:08I like him.
20:08Okay, we like him.
20:09He is funny.
20:09What does that mean, Juiced?
20:10He's Jacked?
20:11No, he's actually the opposite of Jacked.
20:13Oh, it's like a play.
20:14It's a joke?
20:14I guess it's a joke.
20:15Okay.
20:15You can look at his page.
20:16That's funny.
20:17But he had this bile with him and he...
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22Actually, at one point during the night, he was like,
20:23it would be so funny if you pee on me.
20:25And I've never peed on somebody.
20:27And I'm like, it's fucking Jamaica.
20:28So, like, he laid down on the ground and I peed on him.
20:31It was hilarious.
20:32Okay.
20:33And I'm not really into that.
20:34It was just funny.
20:36And then he whips out this bile and he's like, this is grandpa.
20:40And he goes on and on saying he brings his grandpa everywhere with him.
20:44Wait.
20:44He dumps a little bit on his finger.
20:45Wait, no, no.
20:46Hold on, hold on, hold on.
20:47Hold on.
20:49What?
20:49He had his grandfather's ashes with him.
20:54And you snorted grandpa?
20:55I did.
20:56You snorted at his dead grandfather's ashes?
20:58I did.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:00No, you didn't.
21:00He did as well.
21:01It was like a really bonding moment.
21:03It was nice.
21:04No shit.
21:06Did you get high?
21:07I didn't get high.
21:08I actually got older.
21:12Was it moldy?
21:14You know what?
21:15Knowing Jamaica, because it's so humid, it probably was not very sanitary.
21:18Did you fuck daddy's juice?
21:20No, I did not.
21:22With grandpa in his pocket?
21:24Could you imagine?
21:26We like snorted his grandmother's ashes and then fucked.
21:28I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night and be terrified of what I just heard.
21:32Wow.
21:34Imagine I got, like, dementia or something right after.
21:37Actually, I've been meaning to tell you.
21:40I'm senile now.
21:41I wonder why.
21:45Might die if I catch COVID.
21:49That was bad.
21:56So what else have you snorted?
21:57I guess as much as you probably have.
22:02Never tried cocaine.
22:03Okay, then more.
22:05There's no answer that's going to top snorting rampant.
22:08I have, but I don't really like it.
22:10It makes you too out of control.
22:14What's your favorite drug?
22:17I actually really like kratom.
22:18I don't know if you guys have heard of this.
22:20No.
22:21So it's a plant from Indonesia.
22:23And they take the leaves, they dry them, they powder them.
22:26And it's considered a euforium and actually has a lot of health benefits.
22:31It's illegal in Canada simply because it gets people off opiates.
22:36It's like a natural, you know, medicinal drug that's not really, I wouldn't consider it a drug drug.
22:44Do they put it in hookah?
22:45I'm not sure.
22:47I only eat it.
22:48I've heard of it.
22:48I've never smoked it.
22:49People smoke it in hookahs.
22:50Oh, do they?
22:51Yeah, they get high.
22:52Yeah, so it's just like relaxing and nice.
22:54You know, it's like something that I would put like a spoonful of my shake or something.
22:58Okay, so it makes sense to do hookah of it then.
23:01Did you actually?
23:02Oh, yeah.
23:02Oh, you do it like daily?
23:04Yeah, I have bags of it at home.
23:05How do you get it?
23:07I have a company I order it from.
23:08I'll hook you up.
23:09Do you want to do it together?
23:11Only if you snort it.
23:13Just as long as grandpa's not involved.
23:15My grandpa Poochie's ashes are just on my mantle over there.
23:18Why is he called Poochie?
23:19My grandpa Poochie.
23:20He's a legend.
23:21Rest in peace.
23:22Would you like to snort him?
23:24I would if you would have me.
23:26Odds you snort someone else's grandpa before you die.
23:29I'll save one nostril for your grandpa.
23:32No one else's grandpa will go in this one.
23:34Oh my God.
23:35That's a nice gesture.
23:36Thanks, babe.
23:37You're welcome.
23:39How are we doing on time?
23:40Is it hot in here, guys?
23:41Yeah, I'm getting hot.
23:42Because I told you these pants were going to make me hot.
23:45You did mention that.
23:46You're like half cat woman right now.
23:48And after you flashed your tits, I feel like the tempo upped a little bit.
23:52Everyone had a rag.
23:54After you did that, by the way, everyone watching did this with their shirts.
24:00So, okay.
24:01When you talk to guys and you go out and promoters, everyone wants to have sex with you, right?
24:06I don't know.
24:07I don't really think about that.
24:08Okay.
24:09So, you have a guy at home waiting for you to come home, right?
24:12But we don't see him.
24:14I've never seen him.
24:15I don't even know who the fuck he is.
24:16I don't think anyone knows.
24:17How do you-
24:18Well, people do know who he is.
24:20But he lives in Mexico most of the time.
24:22Oh, so he's a cartel drug dealer.
24:24No, he's like the opposite of a drug dealer.
24:28Is he in ashes in a little jar and call grandpa?
24:31Is he a police officer?
24:33No, he just like doesn't like that whole vibe, you know?
24:36So, why does he live in Mexico?
24:38He owns places there and he would rather live there than here.
24:41I hear you.
24:42Why wouldn't you?
24:42I hear you.
24:43Especially now, especially these days, right?
24:45True that.
24:46Everyone was in Tulum this winter.
24:47You were in Tulum.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Weird place.
24:50Is it?
24:51I think you make it weird.
24:53I've heard some stories about you in Tulum.
24:54Oh, Ryan's been drunk for nine months.
24:56Well, did you hear the story about when I brought the girl I was dating to Tulum
24:59and three days into the trip, she fucked another guy on the trip?
25:01In front of you?
25:03No.
25:03Well, they made out in front of me.
25:05What did you say?
25:07I said,
25:08Cuck, bitch, whore, cock, balls.
25:09No, I walked up to her and I said, I think we should just be friends.
25:12That's what I said.
25:13That's what I said.
25:13That's very mature.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Did you do a backflip right after?
25:16No, but I had sex with her friend.
25:19Mature.
25:19To get back at her.
25:21Toxicity.
25:22Toxicity in our city, in our city.
25:27System of a down reference.
25:28You wouldn't get it.
25:29Okay.
25:29Have you cheated on more or been cheated on more?
25:31I've been cheated on more.
25:32And what do you think hurts more?
25:33Getting caught cheating or getting cheated on?
25:35Getting cheated on.
25:36Yeah?
25:37Because the time that I did cheat, I admitted it.
25:40I've only cheated on somebody once and the relationship was pretty much over.
25:43You only got caught once.
25:44So I didn't get caught.
25:45I was like, hey, I did this.
25:46Oh, you told him you cheated.
25:47And it was out of town.
25:48And then when I was out of town, I did this.
25:50You came back and you said, hey, listen.
25:51I did this and you have to move out of my house.
25:54So you used you cheating to dump him and kick him out?
26:00Yeah.
26:00Yeah.
26:01Oh, my God.
26:02Yeah.
26:02You must have felt terrible.
26:04Cold hearted.
26:05No, that's genius.
26:06And then she's like, guys, I'm depressed.
26:08Let's all go out.
26:08I'm single.
26:10Yeah.
26:11That's why I do away games.
26:12Okay.
26:12Let me ask you this.
26:13So you've dated how many guys?
26:15Let's say longer than three months.
26:17I dated someone for seven years.
26:19Oh, holy shit.
26:20Okay.
26:20I'm like, I'm more surprisingly, I'm more of a relationship girl.
26:24I believe it.
26:24That's not that surprising.
26:25I prefer that.
26:26I think a lot of people think I'm sluttier than I am.
26:28Right.
26:28I'm more of an exhibitionist than I am slutty.
26:30Got it.
26:32So how do you feel about girls fucking your ex?
26:36I would share him.
26:37Oh, you don't care?
26:38You know what I mean?
26:38No, I'm not really jealous at all.
26:40It's more about respect.
26:41You know what I mean?
26:41You're so cool.
26:42Like, don't DM without me.
26:43I know I'm so cool, right?
26:45Yeah, you are.
26:45You're so cool.
26:47But yeah, it's just like, I feel like there's always that element
26:50where when you open the door to invite another girl to hang out with you,
26:53a lot of times they make it like a competition almost.
26:55And they try to talk to him a little bit behind your back.
26:58They laugh a little louder at his jokes and they reply to his stories more.
27:02Well, it's just like, no, like they go out of their way to be like,
27:05hey, what are you doing?
27:06Oh.
27:07You know what I mean?
27:07And it's like, girl.
27:09I'm your point of contact.
27:10Yeah.
27:10I'm the social glue.
27:11It's always a competition.
27:12I bring you in this world.
27:13I can take you out.
27:15Yeah.
27:15Yes.
27:16Erin, how are we doing on time?
27:18We're at 27?
27:19Okay.
27:19We got three more minutes.
27:20Let's get down to some crazy shit.
27:22All right.
27:23Okay.
27:23Yes.
27:24Weirdest thing you've done sexually?
27:27I had anal sex in a kiddie pool.
27:30Were there kids around?
27:31No, it was at nighttime.
27:32There was no kids.
27:33But then the next day there was children in the pool and I felt bad about it.
27:37Oh, yeah.
27:38And I was caught on camera.
27:39Oh.
27:40They didn't really get me in trouble, but they all looked at me a little different.
27:44So do you like anal?
27:46I don't love it, but it's like a good like tool.
27:49Like, baby, I'm so sorry.
27:52Fuck my hands.
27:55Then they're not mad anymore.
27:56A hundred percent.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:57Yes.
27:58And then that's every problem in my life.
27:59So the butt plug, is that to warm up anal or you still do it?
28:02It's literally just jewelry for me.
28:04So doesn't that hurt when it goes to like-
28:06They're small.
28:07Dude.
28:08They're like literally this big.
28:09You've taken shits the size of your mic.
28:11A little butt plug will not hurt your bum.
28:13It's just-
28:15Honestly, once you get it in, you don't really feel it.
28:18Okay.
28:19Yeah.
28:19Like me and Coral, one of my girlfriends in Jamaica, we wear butt plugs all day.
28:24She was about to go up on stage for a bikini competition.
28:27She runs back to the roof.
28:28She's like, I forgot my lucky butt plug.
28:31Shoves it in and runs back out.
28:35Okay.
28:35Do you like old boys or young boys?
28:37I prefer young guys.
28:38How?
28:38What's the youngest guy you fucked?
28:39Have you ever fucked a minor?
28:41I wish.
28:42I'm just joking.
28:43Luca Schaefer-Charlton.
28:45Luca.
28:45Our guy.
28:46Yes.
28:46That's our guy.
28:46We need to stay young with Luca.
28:47When he's of age, when he's of age.
28:49Yeah.
28:49I don't want to get in any trouble, but I do prefer younger guys.
28:52Like, would you do like a TikTok kid, like a 21 year old?
28:56Depends how cool they are, I guess.
28:57Beautiful flow.
28:58No, if you liked his vibe, would you fuck a 19 year old?
29:00Yeah.
29:00Chiseled jawline.
29:02More than you would fuck a 45 year old?
29:04Yeah.
29:04Really, eh?
29:05Well, I don't know.
29:06Like, I just, I like the vibe of younger guys, more than older guys or guys my age.
29:10But they're broke.
29:12Not a TikTok star.
29:13True.
29:14Fat.
29:14There you go.
29:16Okay.
29:16See, I think ahead.
29:17And not to get into anything racist, but what is your preference?
29:23I don't really have a preference.
29:24Like, I've dated a guy who was mixed or dated white guys.
29:30But it's funny because all of my serious boyfriends have always had blue eyes.
29:34Oh.
29:34It's a weird thing, but it's not necessarily because I picked that.
29:36Wow.
29:37Maybe it's just something you gravitate towards.
29:39Yeah.
29:39I don't know.
29:40Okay.
29:41Titty fuck.
29:42Yes.
29:43So.
29:44I have.
29:45Well, of course.
29:45Let's do this segue.
29:48We got a couple more minutes.
29:49I'm trying to get it all out.
29:50So, uh, titty fuck.
29:53Is that like every guy asks?
29:54Because it's like.
29:55I think it just looks sexy.
29:56It doesn't, obviously it doesn't pleasure me.
29:58It pleasures the guy though.
29:59It pleasures the guy, but like.
30:00It feels good.
30:01Mine's too crooked.
30:02As long as it's not like hitting my chin and like making my teeth like clank together.
30:06Yeah.
30:06Yeah.
30:06When you're titty fucking and a girl's moaning, you're like, okay, you're going to fake it.
30:09Yeah.
30:11You're faking it.
30:12Yeah.
30:13It's like, really?
30:14Guys, I have a really good TikTok idea.
30:17All three of us buy butt plugs.
30:19We walk around downtown Toronto and just.
30:21Flashing.
30:22No, no.
30:23We just tell everyone that we put one in and we walk around the city and do a full day.
30:27We go to the bar.
30:28We film a podcast.
30:30Like we should do a full podcast with butt plugs and all three of us matching.
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