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Welcome everyone, in this film from 1947 called simply Killer Dill, we have an average guy named Johnny Dill. Now Dill works as a lingerie salesman, has a girlfriend named Judy, a close friend and well known lawyer named William. Nothing ever special happens to Johnny, until one day everything changes. What exactly, well let's just say more then poop hits the fan. There's breakups, gangsters, murder, let's play hide the body and more. Staring in this comedy film noir we have, Stuart Erwin as Johnny, Anne Gwynne as Judy, Frank Albertson as William, the wonderful character actor/former wrestler Mike Mazurki, Milburn Stone (Gunsmoke tv series) as Maboose, Anthony Warde as Louie, Dewey Robinson as McGowan and many more. So let's sit back, make some Dill and Cucumber Gin Fizzes and enjoy. Also thanks so much for watching.
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00:00:00The End
00:02:00It was an era when some wealthy society matrons lied with each other for the company of these Napoleons of organized crime.
00:02:07In between drinks, traffic became congenital.
00:02:10Some shady lawyers made fortunes defending their, well, their distinguished clients.
00:02:26The verdict?
00:02:27Not guilty, of course.
00:02:30But some lawyers were not so successful.
00:02:33Oh, hello, Johnny.
00:02:48Hello, Will.
00:02:48Hey, where's your furniture going?
00:02:51Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
00:02:52It's going back to the finance company.
00:02:54Finance company?
00:02:55Well, I loaned you the money for the payment last week.
00:02:58Well, I had to entertain some prospects.
00:03:00Oh, sit down.
00:03:03Hello.
00:03:03Yes, this is attorney Will Allen speaking.
00:03:07Oh, now, look, lady.
00:03:08Your boyfriend got off easy thanks to me.
00:03:12Well, he only got a year.
00:03:13Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:03:17I did all I could for him.
00:03:18Goodbye.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:28You lost again, huh?
00:03:31Oh, it was a hopeless case.
00:03:33Yesterday, you said it was such a cinch.
00:03:35Didn't even have to prepare the case.
00:03:37Johnny, the law is a bottomless pit.
00:03:39Well, the guys you defend, it is.
00:03:41Twelve cases and twelve guys go to jail.
00:03:45What are you trying to do, make me lose confidence in myself?
00:03:47You've got too much confidence in yourself.
00:03:49Maybe if you prepared a case once in a while, you might win it.
00:03:52Stop worrying, will you?
00:03:53I want to move to larger quarters anyway.
00:03:55Money brings money.
00:03:57Why, all I need is one outstanding criminal for a client,
00:04:00not these small-time petty chiselers.
00:04:03Here, get the back.
00:04:05In the meantime, you can take me out to dinner.
00:04:07No, I can't.
00:04:08I've got a date.
00:04:09A date?
00:04:10You?
00:04:11Who was the frustrated little woman?
00:04:13She's not frustrated.
00:04:14This Judy Parker, you remember her.
00:04:17She lived on our block for years.
00:04:19I don't know her.
00:04:19She must have been one of the goons.
00:04:21She's very nice.
00:04:24Oh, this is going to be great,
00:04:25listening to her dull chatter all evening.
00:04:26You aren't going to listen to her.
00:04:28You aren't even coming with us.
00:04:30And I used to tell myself,
00:04:33Judy Parker is the most beautiful girl in the block.
00:04:37Why, Will Allen, you never even looked at me.
00:04:39I didn't.
00:04:40Ask Johnny.
00:04:41I'm always talking about you.
00:04:42He, uh...
00:04:43Sure.
00:04:43I was telling him in the office.
00:04:45You sure were.
00:04:46Oh.
00:04:46Take care of that, will you, Johnny?
00:04:52My hands are full.
00:04:54Now, this is for you to remember me by
00:04:56while I leave for just a few minutes
00:04:57to make a very important phone call.
00:05:00Thank you, Will.
00:05:01Uh, take care of her for me, will you, Johnny?
00:05:03I've got to tie up a few loose ends on a case I just finished.
00:05:06Finished is right.
00:05:07The guy went to jail for a year.
00:05:09Hey.
00:05:10Criminal law must be terribly exciting.
00:05:14I'm glad you brought Will along tonight.
00:05:16I didn't bring him.
00:05:17I couldn't get rid of him.
00:05:20I wanted to be alone with you tonight, too, Judy.
00:05:24Say, by the way, I'm having a little fashion show tomorrow.
00:05:28Would you like to come?
00:05:29Oh, I'd love to.
00:05:30Of course, I know selling lingerie isn't very romantic.
00:05:33Not like criminal law, but...
00:05:35There's nothing wrong with selling lingerie.
00:05:37I'm glad to hear you say that, because...
00:05:40Well, you remember that promotion I told you about?
00:05:43Mm-hmm.
00:05:44I got it.
00:05:45No.
00:05:46Oh, that's wonderful.
00:05:47Sure.
00:05:48Uh, you know, with a promotion like that,
00:05:50a fella could, uh, do a lot of things.
00:05:53He could...
00:05:53He could build a home and raise a...
00:05:56That is, if...
00:05:59How do you feel about marriage?
00:06:02Well, I think it's wonderful.
00:06:03For anyone who wants to get married.
00:06:05Well, you know, I've only been out with you a few times,
00:06:08but each time, I've wanted to ask you...
00:06:10Uh, I've wanted to ask you...
00:06:14Yes?
00:06:17Would...
00:06:17Would...
00:06:18Would you like to go to a movie tonight?
00:06:21Well, I'd rather not, if you don't mind.
00:06:23I'm a little tired.
00:06:24Yeah, I'm a little tired, too, I guess.
00:06:27You're tired, Johnny?
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:28Why, look at the boy, he's all in.
00:06:30Look, Johnny wants to get some sleep,
00:06:33so why don't we go somewhere and dance?
00:06:35No, thanks.
00:06:36Perhaps some other night.
00:06:37You don't know what you're missing.
00:06:38You're passing up Nijinsky's shadow.
00:06:40She'll live.
00:06:41Well, tomorrow's another day.
00:06:44Yeah, I've got a busy day, too, tomorrow.
00:06:46Do you like it?
00:07:01Oh, it's lovely.
00:07:02What's it called?
00:07:03Uh, Dawn.
00:07:08What's the number on that?
00:07:11621.
00:07:13How many, please?
00:07:14A half a dozen assorted sizes.
00:07:25She's a lovely model.
00:07:27She's not half as lovely as you are.
00:07:40What's the number?
00:07:41Name 4385.
00:07:43419.
00:07:44Say, Judy, I wanted to ask you if...
00:07:48Johnny, can we go now?
00:07:49We've showed them practically everything.
00:07:52You have?
00:07:53Oh!
00:07:54Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:07:55It's okay.
00:07:56Go.
00:07:57I'll see if he has any.
00:08:00Uh, what I was going to ask you is...
00:08:02Johnny, do you have any of these with lace inserts?
00:08:05Oh, yeah.
00:08:06Yeah, sure.
00:08:07Here.
00:08:07Now, look.
00:08:10I never could get anywhere rubbing two sticks together.
00:08:13Huh?
00:08:14What were you going to say, Johnny?
00:08:15Oh, I was going to ask you...
00:08:17Come on, Johnny.
00:08:18Goodbye, girls.
00:08:19Look, John.
00:08:20There's Louie Maroney, big Maroney's brother.
00:08:23Say, Johnny, I like your neighbors.
00:08:25Hmm?
00:08:26You ain't doing nothing, kid.
00:08:28Let's do it together.
00:08:30Come on, John.
00:08:31Who are they?
00:08:35Oh, some hoodlums who visit an out-of-town big shot in there.
00:08:39One of them's rather good-looking.
00:08:42Hiya, Judy.
00:08:43I'm sorry I'm late.
00:08:44What are you late for?
00:08:45Well, I was tied up in court.
00:08:46Honey, would you excuse us for just a minute?
00:08:48Sure.
00:08:48Huh?
00:08:49I want to talk to you.
00:08:49Oh, excuse us.
00:08:50Here.
00:08:51What?
00:08:52What is it?
00:08:52I got great news for you.
00:08:53You have?
00:08:53I'm going to pay you back all the money I owe you.
00:08:55Oh, you're fooling.
00:08:56No, how much is it?
00:08:58Well, now, let's see.
00:08:59Um...
00:09:00Here.
00:09:02Uh, beginning with the $2 I loaned you in high school,
00:09:05it's exactly $849.07.
00:09:08I'll have it for you tomorrow,
00:09:10just as soon as I swing a big deal I'm working on,
00:09:12which I need $20.
00:09:13Oh, no, no, no, wait.
00:09:15Wait.
00:09:15Why, aren't you going to lend it to me?
00:09:17Well, I can't afford not to.
00:09:20Let's see.
00:09:21Five, ten, twenty.
00:09:25Thanks a lot.
00:09:26Well, Judy, are you ready?
00:09:28Your display was beautiful, Johnny.
00:09:30Thanks for inviting me.
00:09:31Oh, you're not leaving.
00:09:32I thought you were going to have dinner with me.
00:09:35No, you didn't mention it.
00:09:36So when Will called me this morning,
00:09:38I told him I was free.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Shall we go?
00:09:42Call me soon, will you?
00:09:44All right.
00:09:44Bye.
00:09:46Bye.
00:09:46What's the matter, baby?
00:09:52You look as if you just lost your last lace applique.
00:09:55Uh, here's two bucks.
00:09:56That covers the high school debt.
00:10:00Oh.
00:10:01Would you like to have dinner with me tonight, Millie?
00:10:04Your enthusiasm is irresistible, Johnny.
00:10:07And I know just the movie I want to see, too.
00:10:09Yeah.
00:10:09Why, you two-time-and-right.
00:10:35I take a trip to the border, and you...
00:10:37Wait a minute, dead van.
00:10:39This is fantastic.
00:10:41It is not.
00:10:42It's true.
00:10:43It's based on the life of Big Maroney.
00:10:45Public enemy number 21.
00:10:47Yes.
00:10:48Now, there's a guy.
00:10:50Now, that's for nothing.
00:10:52The next time, I'll put an extra eye on your head.
00:10:55Another thing.
00:10:56Stay away from those cops.
00:10:59I understand you're getting friendly.
00:11:01I didn't rat on your boss, I understand that.
00:11:03Shut up.
00:11:03You got him wrong, dead van.
00:11:05I tell you, you got him wrong.
00:11:07You talk too much.
00:11:10Oh, no.
00:11:13Now, just because I like you, I sent you them little presents.
00:11:17Three cases of uncut scotch.
00:11:19But I don't like any of my dollars running low, see?
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22That's good, Millie, on that, dead van.
00:11:23Let's go, Millie.
00:11:25Oh, and leave this.
00:11:26Are you crazy?
00:11:27This guy's my type.
00:11:28That guy?
00:11:29Lots of women go for men like him.
00:11:31Well, Judy doesn't.
00:11:33Oh, Judy's no different.
00:11:34She likes men who assert themselves.
00:11:36But he's a roughneck.
00:11:38And he gets a lot of roughnecking, too.
00:11:40Way to make sure.
00:11:41You ought to be more like him.
00:11:44Please, Millie, let's get out of here.
00:11:47Look, little boy, you go on home.
00:11:49I want to see the rest of this picture.
00:11:50Oh, but I can't leave you here alone.
00:11:52I'll be okay.
00:11:53I'll take a candle.
00:11:55Well, you sure you'll be all right?
00:11:57Sure, sure.
00:11:58Thanks for everything, Johnny.
00:12:00See you in lingerie.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:01See you in lingerie.
00:12:19Ain't he the cat's whiskers?
00:12:21Oh, boy.
00:12:22He sure knows what he wants.
00:12:24And gets it.
00:12:26Oh, boy.
00:12:28Wish I could find a guy like that.
00:12:30So, women go for mugs like you.
00:12:46They like them tough.
00:12:49Well, I can be tough.
00:12:51Okay, Mushnose, start them hens climbing.
00:13:06Fire.
00:13:07One more move out of you and your middle name is lead.
00:13:10See?
00:13:12Okay, Mushnose.
00:13:13You asked for it.
00:13:15Bowie!
00:13:15Ah, you talk too much.
00:13:25You said it.
00:14:15Give me, sir. Have you a table reserved?
00:14:39Main 97840.
00:14:45Now, look, Alan. I don't like my dolls running around loose, see?
00:14:56Next time, I'll put an extra eye on your head.
00:15:00Just a minute, bud.
00:15:02Oh, that's all right. I got all the time in the world.
00:15:05Now, look, I don't want to have to rub you out, horseface.
00:15:07Put one more slip out of you and...
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:18Most fellas always win.
00:15:38Even in telephones.
00:15:39Double bourbon. Uncut.
00:15:55Biddy's a big-time operator.
00:15:58Gloria, I'm scared.
00:15:59Perhaps we shouldn't have left the party.
00:16:01They'll be wondering where we went.
00:16:02I thought you wanted to meet some of these characters.
00:16:04Oh, I do, but...
00:16:05All right, then.
00:16:07Oh, that was terribly clumsy of me.
00:16:11Watch your step, sister.
00:16:13I'm terribly sorry.
00:16:15We both are.
00:16:16My name's Gloria.
00:16:27What's yours?
00:16:31Look, sister.
00:16:33Why don't you stick to the nice boys?
00:16:36Nice boys bore me.
00:16:46But you look awfully important.
00:16:48I do?
00:16:49Mm-hmm.
00:16:53Look, sister, I'll tell you what.
00:16:55I'll buy you a drink.
00:16:58Bartender.
00:17:00Champagne cartel.
00:17:03Her, too.
00:17:05Ah, good evening, Mr. Moroni.
00:17:07Uh, Pierre?
00:17:09Mr. Moroni, stay.
00:17:11Good evening, Mr. Moroni.
00:17:12Good evening, sir.
00:17:16Good evening, sir.
00:17:25It's out.
00:17:28A bottle of the good stuff.
00:17:30Very well.
00:17:33We ought to consider the Mabouche proposition.
00:17:35It's out.
00:17:36But they can't do any harm.
00:17:37They're small time.
00:17:38Mabouche has worked itself up
00:17:40in the public enemy number 24.
00:17:42So what, boss?
00:17:43So we let him work the northwest side.
00:17:45And from that, we get a commission.
00:17:47It's a good deal.
00:17:48Tell me, who am I?
00:17:50You're Big Moroni,
00:17:52public enemy number 21.
00:17:54Public enemy number 21
00:17:55don't make deals
00:17:56with public enemy number 24.
00:17:59Tomorrow morning,
00:18:00you take care of Mabouche.
00:18:01That's your job for tomorrow morning,
00:18:03little Joe.
00:18:05Remember that.
00:18:06Okay, boss.
00:18:08Now check the lick in the joint.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:09So, here you are, Mr. Moroni.
00:18:22That ain't none of my stuff, is it?
00:18:23Oh, no, Mr. Moroni.
00:18:25Good.
00:18:26Can't make no chances with my stomach.
00:18:28So like that.
00:18:28Hey, that dame over there by the bar,
00:18:33who is she?
00:18:36Oh, one of the young society ladies
00:18:38looking for trouble.
00:18:40Yeah?
00:18:41That dame's got class.
00:18:45Check those hats, will you?
00:18:47God save me.
00:18:48Something wrong?
00:19:01That man over there
00:19:02is flirting with me.
00:19:04Point him out.
00:19:06Right there.
00:19:10Be right back.
00:19:18That's for nothing, see?
00:19:36Did you see that little squirt?
00:19:38Oh, you were wonderful.
00:19:40I just wish he was a bit bigger.
00:19:43Tell me.
00:19:45Who am I, anyway?
00:19:46Troy, you're Big Moroni.
00:19:49Public enemy number 21.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:53Let's get out of here.
00:19:55When there might be a fight over me,
00:19:57I feel like Helen of Troy.
00:19:59Okay, Helen.
00:20:00Stay and launch your ships,
00:20:02but I'm going.
00:20:03I'm afraid we'll have to go.
00:20:04Okay, babe.
00:20:06Keep your nose clean.
00:20:07Okay.
00:20:09Lock the doors, boys.
00:20:16Hey, you.
00:20:23The big fellow wants a word with you.
00:20:25What big fellow?
00:20:27Him.
00:20:28Moroni.
00:20:29Moroni?
00:20:32Moroni?
00:20:34He...
00:20:34He's Moroni?
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:40No.
00:20:41Oh, gosh.
00:20:51Oh, gee, I...
00:20:55He's still alive.
00:20:57Wise guy, huh?
00:20:58Oh, Mr. Moroni,
00:20:59I didn't know it was you.
00:21:00Honest, I didn't.
00:21:01What you did was slow suicide.
00:21:04Oh, Mr. Moroni, you wouldn't.
00:21:05You know,
00:21:06I saw a picture about you tonight.
00:21:08There was something about it
00:21:09I really liked, Mr. Moroni.
00:21:11One thing.
00:21:12It showed you
00:21:13for the good sport you really are.
00:21:15That scene where you forgave that guy,
00:21:17it got me.
00:21:18It really did.
00:21:20Right here.
00:21:22Yeah, that was a good scene.
00:21:24Just like me.
00:21:26I'm going to give you a break, son.
00:21:28Oh, gee, thanks.
00:21:29Sit down.
00:21:31I ain't going to kill you.
00:21:33Outright.
00:21:34Okay, boys.
00:21:36Make with the William Tell.
00:21:37William Tell?
00:21:38Oh, no, please.
00:21:44Look, fellas, I...
00:21:45Oh, shut up.
00:22:06Oh, nobody can't say
00:22:12I never gave him a chance.
00:22:14You're too good-natured, boss.
00:22:16That's the trouble with you.
00:22:17Well, there's one guy
00:22:18I don't feel good-natured about.
00:22:20Mabuse.
00:22:21Remember that tomorrow morning,
00:22:23little Joe.
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:23You're looking good, kid.
00:22:33We want you to die clean, Mabuse.
00:22:35Look, little Joe,
00:22:36why do you want to do
00:22:37a thing like this to me?
00:22:38Nothing personal, Mabuse.
00:22:40Nothing personal.
00:22:40Well, that's what I mean.
00:22:41You keep saying nothing personal.
00:22:43Where's your profit?
00:22:44What you was trying to say?
00:22:45Well, I'm just trying to say
00:22:47you ought to make a profit.
00:22:47You got me interested.
00:22:50Highly interested.
00:22:52Well, it's very simple.
00:22:53Look, I'm ambitious.
00:22:56Right now, I'm public enemy number 24,
00:22:58and I'd like to become
00:23:00public enemy number 23,
00:23:02which means that maybe
00:23:03public enemy number 21
00:23:05should step down.
00:23:07Are you suggesting that my boss
00:23:09ought to be deceased?
00:23:11Big Moroni and a bit cherry?
00:23:13It pays good.
00:23:15It pays very good.
00:23:16It could be a grand down
00:23:19and a grand BD.
00:23:22BD?
00:23:23Body delivered.
00:23:25Make it 15 yards down
00:23:26and 15 COD.
00:23:28You made yourself a deal.
00:23:31How soon?
00:23:32Soon as I make
00:23:33one little stop on the way.
00:23:36This one's on me.
00:23:39And little Joe,
00:23:40don't cross me.
00:23:42Now would I cross anybody?
00:23:46I didn't understand you, Chuck.
00:24:10I can't find it in myself
00:24:12to understand you.
00:24:14I didn't think you realized
00:24:15what you had done.
00:24:17I realize it perfectly, Angus.
00:24:20I agreed to pay
00:24:20Mr. Little Joe
00:24:21a commission of $500
00:24:22for locating the ingredients
00:24:24of a funeral.
00:24:26We ain't had a good funeral
00:24:28in three months.
00:24:29It's too much
00:24:30for the funeral
00:24:30of Mr. Mebooth.
00:24:32He's nae
00:24:33but public enemy
00:24:34number 24.
00:24:35And besides which,
00:24:37his following
00:24:38is in the northwest side.
00:24:40And as you well know,
00:24:41John,
00:24:41the northwest side
00:24:42is nae
00:24:43a good funeral town.
00:24:45For dice
00:24:46and stud poker.
00:24:47Aye.
00:24:47But it's nae
00:24:49good for funerals.
00:24:51You're mighty hasty
00:24:53with your fault finding.
00:24:56But might I ask you
00:24:57whose idea it was
00:24:58to salvage
00:24:59and use the same casket
00:25:00over and over again?
00:25:01It was yours, Chuck.
00:25:02And a good one.
00:25:04But Mr. Mebooth
00:25:05is nae what...
00:25:06Are we making a profit
00:25:07on Mr. Mebooth's funeral?
00:25:09Aye.
00:25:10We're making a profit.
00:25:11Are we profit?
00:25:13Well, do we always
00:25:13have to make a big profit?
00:25:14Chalk.
00:25:17To think that we have
00:25:19radical in the family.
00:25:26Aye.
00:25:27Mr. Little Joe
00:25:28would like to see you,
00:25:29Mr. Angus.
00:25:30Maybe he's arranged
00:25:31the ingredients already.
00:25:32He works fast.
00:25:35Send them on in.
00:25:41Hi, boys.
00:25:42Good morning,
00:25:43Mr. Little Joe.
00:25:44I got to thinking
00:25:47about our proposition.
00:25:49I got a change to make.
00:25:51I come for more dough.
00:25:53More money?
00:25:54You've already
00:25:55taken advantage
00:25:55of us through Jock,
00:25:57charging $500 commission
00:25:58for Mr. Mebooth.
00:26:00This ain't for Mebooth.
00:26:01It's for Big Maroney.
00:26:03Maroney?
00:26:05Public enemy number 21?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09How close is he
00:26:10to needing a funeral?
00:26:12Close enough.
00:26:13He's got some people
00:26:14mad at him.
00:26:15Oh, well.
00:26:19Didn't I tell you
00:26:20he was a good man?
00:26:21Well, were there
00:26:22ever an argument, Jock?
00:26:24Well, boys,
00:26:25it's worth a grand more.
00:26:27And I'm letting you
00:26:27off cheap.
00:26:28What, man?
00:26:29To hear you talk
00:26:30you think Mr. Maroney
00:26:31is one of the
00:26:32croneheads of Europe?
00:26:33Hey,
00:26:34are you making
00:26:35any cracks about my boss?
00:26:37Oh, easy, lad.
00:26:38Now, easy.
00:26:38He's right, Angus.
00:26:40This will be
00:26:41the biggest thing
00:26:41since the Chicago fire.
00:26:43We can root the funeral
00:26:45right through
00:26:45the business district.
00:26:46It's a bug.
00:26:58Where is this game?
00:27:00Right down the hall, boss.
00:27:02Where do you see
00:27:02these suckers?
00:27:03Strictly from
00:27:04off a banana boat.
00:27:05Yeah?
00:27:05I got it all set for you
00:27:07just to walk in
00:27:07and take over.
00:27:08Gee, that's mighty nice
00:27:09of you, little Joe.
00:27:10It ain't nothing, boss.
00:27:11Tell you what,
00:27:12if anything should
00:27:13ever happen to you
00:27:14while users and my employee,
00:27:15don't worry about a thing.
00:27:17I'll give you
00:27:18the swellest funeral
00:27:19you was ever at.
00:27:20Gee, you're an angel, boss.
00:27:22Think nothing of it.
00:27:28Hey, where is this guy?
00:27:44Judy, Judy, please.
00:27:47Johnny, Dill,
00:27:47I won't listen
00:27:48to another word.
00:27:49You have to listen.
00:27:50You were out
00:27:50with Alan last night
00:27:51and you're going out
00:27:51with him again tonight.
00:27:53And what's wrong with that?
00:27:54I think he's nice.
00:27:56He just makes you
00:27:57think he's nice.
00:27:58That's a lawyer for you.
00:27:59Not even a good lawyer, either.
00:28:01He is a good lawyer.
00:28:02He isn't.
00:28:03Ask 12 hopeless cases.
00:28:04Yes.
00:28:14Oh, Judy.
00:28:37Oh, hello, Mr. Dill.
00:28:38You got that nightgown
00:28:39for my wife,
00:28:40you promised me?
00:28:40It's in my sample trunk,
00:28:42Mr. McGough.
00:28:42I'll be right up.
00:28:43Now, look, Judy, please.
00:28:44I...
00:29:13Now, look here.
00:29:28You've got to get out
00:29:29of there, Mr. Maroni.
00:29:31He's dead.
00:29:34Oh, just a minute.
00:29:36Look, Mr. Maroni,
00:29:37please, get back in.
00:29:38Look, look, you've got to get out of there.
00:29:40Maroni, please.
00:29:42Just a minute.
00:29:43I'm coming.
00:29:46Look.
00:29:49Mr. Maroni.
00:29:52Just a minute.
00:29:53I'm coming.
00:29:54I'm coming.
00:29:58Just a minute.
00:30:01I'll be there.
00:30:02Come in.
00:30:14Just dropped in
00:30:14to pick up that nightgown,
00:30:15Mr. Dill.
00:30:16Oh, well, I...
00:30:17I can't seem to find it,
00:30:18Mr. McGough.
00:30:19Well, I'll help you locate it.
00:30:21I haven't been a house detective
00:30:22for 22 years,
00:30:23you know, for nothing.
00:30:24Oh, I remember now.
00:30:25I saw it at the stock room.
00:30:27Uh-huh.
00:30:27Well, uh...
00:30:29Well, what's that?
00:30:30This is like the sample
00:30:31you showed me.
00:30:32Oh, it's too small.
00:30:33Well, this is it.
00:30:35So it is.
00:30:36Now, look,
00:30:37you take that right home
00:30:38to Mrs. McGough.
00:30:40You couldn't see it
00:30:41for looking, didn't you?
00:30:41No, I couldn't see it.
00:30:43Say, you know,
00:30:43how much applies to you,
00:30:45Mr. Dill.
00:30:45You know, my wife,
00:30:46she's certainly going to enjoy
00:30:47this little nap.
00:30:48Will you have a drink?
00:30:49No, no, no, no, thanks.
00:30:50I couldn't.
00:30:55It's just...
00:30:56Look.
00:31:03Come on, Mel.
00:31:04Mel, no, please, don't you.
00:31:06Look, look.
00:31:06Mr. McGough.
00:31:07Mr. McGough.
00:31:08Mr. McGough.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:26Look, please, Mr. McGough.
00:31:47Now, please, look.
00:31:49Look, please, here.
00:31:50Hi.
00:31:55Look, look, please,
00:31:57Mr. McGough.
00:31:57Please.
00:31:59Come on, come on.
00:32:02All right?
00:32:05You killer, you.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07What are you talking about?
00:32:08The corpus delicti in the trunk.
00:32:10Why, there's nothing in that trunk
00:32:12except for a few samples
00:32:14and this wax model,
00:32:15they kind of fell out.
00:32:17Hmm.
00:32:18Hmm.
00:32:19Hmm.
00:32:27I better call that fellow
00:32:29and treat her team
00:32:30and tell him about his last batch.
00:32:32I'm sorry, Mr. Dill.
00:32:33It's all right.
00:32:34I'm very sorry, Mr. Dill.
00:32:35Believe me, I'm sorry, Mr. Dill.
00:32:37And please, please,
00:32:39don't tell anybody.
00:32:41I won't.
00:32:42Please.
00:32:44Well, huh?
00:32:46I'd better call the police.
00:32:49No.
00:32:50No, they'd never believe me.
00:32:52They'd think I did it
00:32:53just to revenge last night.
00:32:55Oh, I got to get Maloney out of here.
00:33:02Hello.
00:33:04Hello, this is Mr. Dill.
00:33:06Now, look,
00:33:06would you ask the Herky Drive Yourself Company
00:33:08to send me a truck right away?
00:33:10Yes, and then ask a porter
00:33:11to come up to my room for a trunk.
00:33:14Hmm?
00:33:15How do I feel?
00:33:16Oh, I feel fine, thank you.
00:33:34Well, look who's here.
00:33:58If it ain't William Tell.
00:34:00Hello.
00:34:02What are you, moving or something?
00:34:03Just a few samples.
00:34:05Samples of what?
00:34:06Brew?
00:34:08Lingerie.
00:34:09Oh, lingerie.
00:34:11Say, maybe you got something
00:34:12that'll fit my doll.
00:34:13Let's open it up and see.
00:34:14I haven't the key with me.
00:34:17Well, then we'll bust it open.
00:34:19We got to find the boys, Louie.
00:34:21We ain't got time to fool with this.
00:34:23Yeah, that's right.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:24Yes.
00:34:24Oh, come on.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:36Careful now.
00:34:37Careful.
00:34:37Don't drop it.
00:34:39Oh, there.
00:34:40Come on.
00:34:41Here.
00:34:42Here, thanks.
00:34:43Gee, five bucks.
00:34:45Yeah, it's all right.
00:34:46Hey, you.
00:34:47Who?
00:34:48Me?
00:34:49Yeah, you.
00:34:50You don't think you're gonna get away with this, do you?
00:34:52We got laws, you know.
00:34:53I didn't do it, officer.
00:34:54I can explain.
00:34:55Explain nothing.
00:34:56You're blocking the sidewalk.
00:34:57Now, get out of here before I give you a ticket.
00:35:00Yes, sir.
00:35:01Sir.
00:35:01Bye.
00:35:02Bye.
00:35:02Bye.
00:35:03Bye.
00:35:03Bye.
00:35:03Bye.
00:35:03Bye.
00:35:04Bye.
00:35:04Bye.
00:35:05Bye.
00:35:05Bye.
00:35:05Bye.
00:35:05Bye.
00:35:06Bye.
00:35:06Bye.
00:35:07Bye.
00:35:07Bye.
00:35:08Bye.
00:35:08Bye.
00:35:08Bye.
00:35:08Bye.
00:35:08Bye.
00:35:09Bye.
00:35:09Bye.
00:35:10Bye.
00:35:10Bye.
00:35:10Bye.
00:35:11Bye.
00:35:11Bye.
00:35:11Bye.
00:35:11Bye.
00:35:12Bye.
00:35:12Bye.
00:35:12Bye.
00:35:12Bye.
00:35:13Bye.
00:35:13Bye.
00:35:13Bye.
00:35:14Bye.
00:35:15Bye.
00:35:15Bye.
00:35:16Bye.
00:35:16Bye.
00:35:17Bye.
00:35:17Bye.
00:35:18Bye.
00:35:19Bye.
00:35:19Bye.
00:35:19Bye.
00:35:20Bye.
00:35:21Bye.
00:35:21Bye.
00:35:21Bye.
00:35:22Bye.
00:35:23Bye.
00:35:23Bye.
00:35:23Oh, my God.
00:35:53Oh, my God.
00:36:23Oh, my God.
00:36:53Can you come right away, Judy?
00:37:04You know where it is.
00:37:06The Algonquin Plaza.
00:37:08Yeah, right above Murphy's Laundry.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:11And hurry, will you please?
00:37:13I'm hungry.
00:37:13I'm hungry.
00:37:30Oh, my God.
00:38:00Who's there?
00:38:21It's me, Julie.
00:38:23Oh, just a minute.
00:38:28Come in.
00:38:30Gee, it's good to see you, Judy.
00:38:35Did you bring the food?
00:38:36Yes, here.
00:38:37Oh, boy.
00:38:38You know, I haven't eaten for six days.
00:38:40That's the only reason I called you.
00:38:42I didn't want to get you mixed up in this.
00:38:43Why did you do it?
00:38:44Hmm?
00:38:46Well, you don't think I'm the gangster, do you?
00:38:48I don't know what to think.
00:38:49You didn't kill Big Maroney because he wouldn't buy your lingerie.
00:38:52I didn't kill Maroney.
00:38:54Well, then why are you hiding out?
00:38:55Well, it's...
00:38:56Will Allen says you have nothing to worry about.
00:38:58Will Allen?
00:38:59Uh-huh.
00:39:00What's he got to do with this?
00:39:01He's going to defend you.
00:39:03Oh, he's going to defend me.
00:39:06Oh, no.
00:39:07No, I'm not going to be hopeless case number 13.
00:39:10You won't be a hopeless case if you're innocent.
00:39:12Oh, Johnny, listen to me.
00:39:14I don't want you living like this, a fugitive, always running from place to place.
00:39:18I am innocent.
00:39:19Well, then come back and prove it.
00:39:21Let me call Will.
00:39:23Please, for my sake.
00:39:26Oh, okay.
00:39:27Call him.
00:39:31Main 41011.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34Tell him to bring another hamburger.
00:39:40Oh, hurry up with that sandwich, will you, Johnny?
00:39:41Johnny, I told the reporters we'd be right down.
00:39:44We'd be right down where?
00:39:46Why?
00:39:47You're going to give yourself up on the steps of the city hall.
00:39:50The city hall?
00:39:51Oh, why can't I go down to a policeman on a corner?
00:39:54Oh, no.
00:39:55We've got to do this right, Johnny.
00:39:57Why?
00:39:57I planned a sensational surrender.
00:39:59Well, maybe it'd be better to do it more quietly.
00:40:01Well, no, they're waiting.
00:40:02Well, there'll be reporters, photographers, at least 100,000 people, and the mayor's going
00:40:07to be there.
00:40:08The mayor?
00:40:08Yes.
00:40:09Why, this is going to be the biggest surrender since Cornwallis.
00:40:11Will he have to go to jail?
00:40:13Only as a formality.
00:40:15I'll have him out of jail by morning.
00:40:19Public enemy number 21 surrenders.
00:40:24Crowds watch killers surrender to justice at city hall steps.
00:40:29Isn't that great?
00:40:31Oh, what publicity.
00:40:33Well, I thought you were going to get me out on bail this morning.
00:40:36Red tape, Johnny.
00:40:37I'll have you out of this cell by tomorrow.
00:40:39It's been four weeks, and every day you've been telling me you're going to get me out
00:40:45tomorrow.
00:40:46Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:40:48Your trial starts tomorrow.
00:40:50Are you sure you can get me out for my trial?
00:40:53Look at that audience.
00:41:02Didn't I tell you?
00:41:03You're a celebrity.
00:41:04Yes, but for how long?
00:41:07Hello, Johnny.
00:41:08Doesn't he look menacing?
00:41:11Doesn't Johnny look terrible?
00:41:13I just can't believe it.
00:41:15Look at those women.
00:41:17And every one of them in love with you.
00:41:18The whole world loves you, Johnny.
00:41:21I can see 12 people who don't.
00:41:25Look at them.
00:41:27They've got bars in their eyes.
00:41:30So that's the guy that knocked off Nick Moroney.
00:41:33He must be tougher than he looks.
00:41:35You know, he still looks like a poke to me.
00:41:38He don't look trustworthy.
00:41:39His eyes are too close together.
00:41:44Everybody rise.
00:41:45Hear ye, hear ye.
00:41:56The circuit court is now in session.
00:41:58Honorable Richard R. Watson, judge presiding.
00:42:01Be seated.
00:42:08Spade versus Johnny Dill, alias Killer Dill.
00:42:11And you say you heard the defendant threaten the deceased?
00:42:16It was the night before the murder.
00:42:18He was talking on the phone.
00:42:21I don't want to have to bump you off, he says.
00:42:23But any more slip-ups and...
00:42:26I knew he meant...
00:42:27Your witness.
00:42:33Now, you say that my client said any more slip-ups and...
00:42:46Now, does that sound like the sort of thing that public enemy number 21 would do?
00:42:52Public enemy number 21?
00:42:54I object.
00:42:55It is not your place to object, Mr. Dill.
00:42:58It is for your lawyer to object.
00:43:00Well, I object to my lawyer.
00:43:02Well, we are sitting there in a blue cockatoo, minding our own business,
00:43:08when this vicious character come over and provoke injury on a boss by mashing his nose into his puss.
00:43:14And this called by the killer.
00:43:18He knew the corpus delicti was reclining in his trunk.
00:43:21And then...
00:43:22And then when my plant was turned, he whisked the evidence away from under my nose.
00:43:28I was the porter.
00:43:30Five bucks he gives me to help him load the trunk.
00:43:33Five bucks.
00:43:34I was robbed.
00:43:36That's in the bag, Louie.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39That'll learn him to go around knocking off my brother.
00:43:44I will now call Miss Millie Gardner.
00:43:51Miss Millie Gardner, take the stand.
00:43:58You swear to tell the truth, all truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:44:00I do.
00:44:07Now, Miss Gardner, you have known the defendant for some time, I believe.
00:44:11Oh, yes, for years.
00:44:12He was only selling junior misses when I first knew him.
00:44:15And during this time, you've always found him to be a model citizen?
00:44:19Always.
00:44:20His disguise was perfect.
00:44:23It wasn't a disguise.
00:44:27Order in the court.
00:44:28Yeah, the trial's practically over.
00:44:37I still can't figure out the defense that Dill's lawyer's putting up.
00:44:40The wise money's betting 10 to 1 on Dill's conviction.
00:44:43He was wonderful.
00:44:44So calm and cold and...
00:44:47and brutal.
00:44:48So glamorous.
00:44:50I knew the minute I saw him, he was an important gangster.
00:44:53I haven't got a chance.
00:44:59What are you talking about?
00:45:00I'm talking about my chances.
00:45:02The whole country is calling me public enemy number 21.
00:45:05Shh, quiet.
00:45:07I'll call Miss Judy Parker.
00:45:11Miss Parker, you have known the defendant for quite some time.
00:45:14Yes.
00:45:15Now, would you say that the defendant had the capabilities of a killer?
00:45:19Certainly not.
00:45:20And have you ever had any reason to suspect the defendant of leading a double life?
00:45:25Never.
00:45:26He was always kind and gentle.
00:45:29And even a bit timid.
00:45:31Timid?
00:45:32He talked mostly about settling down.
00:45:34Hmm?
00:45:34Said he wanted a home in the country and chickens and dogs.
00:45:39He was very sweet.
00:45:40And most considerate.
00:45:42Thank you, Miss Parker.
00:45:43Do it, Miss.
00:45:54That's a very pretty picture you paint of the defendant, Miss Parker.
00:45:58But, uh, of course, we understand why you'd like to see this killer go free.
00:46:03I understand you've announced your intention to marry the defense attorney, William Allen.
00:46:08It'd be quite a feather in his cap if he won this case, wouldn't it?
00:46:10Oh, so that's what you were doing while I was in jail.
00:46:15Sit down, you fool, and shut up.
00:46:16What are you trying to do, ruin me?
00:46:18Ruin you?
00:46:18I'll kill you.
00:46:19If I must die for murder, it's gonna be yours.
00:46:22Order in the court!
00:46:23I'll be separating these men!
00:46:25Order in the court!
00:46:26Any more outbursts, and I shall hold you for contempt.
00:46:46Let us proceed with the case.
00:46:48May I ask the court a question, Your Honor?
00:46:51Request granted.
00:46:53The evidence shows that Moroney wore an 18 and a half collar.
00:46:57Yes, that's right.
00:46:59Would the court ask Mr. Allen what the size of his collar is?
00:47:03Well, 15 and a half.
00:47:05Then how could a man who couldn't choke a 15 and a half neck be able to break an 18 and a half neck?
00:47:35Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?
00:47:43We have, Your Honor.
00:47:45Defendant will rise and face the jury.
00:47:56How does the jury find?
00:47:59Not guilty.
00:48:00Oh, I'm guilty.
00:48:08Oh, I'm guilty.
00:48:10Oh, no.
00:48:16Oh, he's gone.
00:48:19I want to talk to that mouthpiece.
00:48:21You wait for me.
00:48:24Innocent, huh?
00:48:25How do you like that?
00:48:27Not guilty.
00:48:28Well, he ain't gonna get away with it.
00:48:30Leave it to me, boss.
00:48:32I'll get him.
00:48:35Allen?
00:48:35Yes?
00:48:37That's a pretty cute little trick you pulled off there.
00:48:39Part of the business.
00:48:40Just part of the business.
00:48:42You know, I could use a smart mouthpiece like you.
00:48:44Why don't you call me sometime?
00:48:47Mabuse?
00:48:49You know, that client of yours, that killer Dill, must be a pretty rough boy.
00:48:54Well, you have to be to put Big Moroney out of business.
00:48:56That's what I mean.
00:48:57Maybe you could arrange a meeting.
00:49:02Yeah, I'll call you.
00:49:15Thanks.
00:49:15Thanks a million.
00:49:16You don't remember me, do you, Mr. Allen?
00:49:19Oh, should I?
00:49:21Well, I started you on your career.
00:49:23Oh?
00:49:24I was your first client.
00:49:25Oh, really?
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:27I got a parking ticket, and you wouldn't let me pay the $5 fine.
00:49:31Oh, yes.
00:49:32But I appealed the case.
00:49:34And I got 10 days in jail.
00:49:36I knew when you had things beginning to look so bad for that guy, he just had to be innocent.
00:49:42Sure, he's guilty.
00:49:43Nobody believes otherwise.
00:49:45It was a trick defense.
00:49:46They must have rehearsed it for weeks.
00:49:47Yeah, that Allen's a smart lawyer.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52All right, Mabuse.
00:49:53I'll handle the whole deal.
00:49:54Right.
00:49:59That looks fine.
00:50:05Yes?
00:50:06Mr. Dill is here, Mr. Allen.
00:50:08Oh, send him right in.
00:50:11Hiya, killer.
00:50:13Oh, you folks run along, will you?
00:50:14I've got some business to talk over with the big boy.
00:50:17Sit down, old man.
00:50:20Well, how does it feel to be a free man?
00:50:22Free?
00:50:23The whole world still thinks I'm guilty.
00:50:26Well, you're not behind bars, anyway, thanks to my brilliant defense.
00:50:30Your brilliant defense convinced everyone that I'm public enemy number 21.
00:50:34That's why I sent you to come up here.
00:50:36I've fixed it for you to join Mabuse and his mob.
00:50:38Well, that's...
00:50:40Mabuse and his mob?
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:43They want you to be their leader.
00:50:44I don't want to be their leader.
00:50:47Oh, now, look, Will, you know that I'm not a gangster.
00:50:50Ah, but they don't.
00:50:51They think you're a pretty tough hombre.
00:50:53Well, I...
00:50:54I'm not.
00:50:56Well, unfortunately, you're going to have to be.
00:50:58For your own protection.
00:51:00What do you mean, for my own protection?
00:51:02Louis Moroni is after you.
00:51:04Louis Moroni is after me.
00:51:06He's trying to square things for the murder of his brother.
00:51:08Oh.
00:51:08And he still thinks you did it.
00:51:10Now, joining up with Mabuse will give you not only protection, but prestige.
00:51:15No, no, no.
00:51:15I'd only get into more trouble.
00:51:17Now, look, look, please.
00:51:18I tried being a gangster for just one night, and look what I got into.
00:51:22No, no, Will.
00:51:24I am going back to selling lingerie.
00:51:27If you live.
00:51:30Louis Moroni can do what he wants.
00:51:32Tell Mabuse I'll be right over as soon as I pack.
00:51:49Well, you don't have to pack, Johnny.
00:51:50You can go right on staying at the same hotel.
00:51:52Oh, no.
00:51:53That Moroni bunch is always hanging around there.
00:51:56I'm moving in with Mabuse.
00:51:57Mabuse has already moved in with you.
00:51:59You see, your hotel is now in Mabuse territory.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:03Why?
00:52:04They'll take care of you like a baby.
00:52:06But what good will that do me?
00:52:08I'll be safe, but they'll still think I'm a killer.
00:52:10Oh, my kind of a life isn't worth saving.
00:52:13Well, now, wait a minute.
00:52:14Have you thought of this?
00:52:15This might be your chance to find the killer.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19Yeah, that's an idea.
00:52:21But how am I going to get back to my hotel?
00:52:23They've got field artillery outside the door.
00:52:26Wait a minute.
00:52:27Come on.
00:52:32Wait a minute.
00:52:33The coast is clear.
00:52:37Now make a run for it.
00:53:01Let's get after them.
00:53:03Can't this thing go any faster?
00:53:27Pretty hot in this town.
00:53:28What do you want me to do?
00:53:29Get pinched?
00:53:30What did you stop for just when we had them?
00:53:49But this is the borderline, little Joe.
00:53:52Ain't you seen the new map?
00:53:54Look.
00:53:56This is Mabuse territory now.
00:53:58Ah.
00:54:00You know, these changing frontiers confuse me.
00:54:04Hey, boss.
00:54:06Get a load of this.
00:54:07The killer sure goes for the games.
00:54:10He must have a harem.
00:54:18And all sizes.
00:54:21All right, now look, you guys.
00:54:23Killer Dill isn't going to be a permanent fixture around here like you may think.
00:54:27He doesn't know it yet, but we're just going to make use of him until the right time comes.
00:54:31Then he goes for a ride.
00:54:32And you jump from public enemy number 24 to 21.
00:54:37That's right.
00:54:37I skipped two grades that way.
00:54:40Pretty sharp, boss.
00:54:41And stop calling me boss.
00:54:43Call him the boss.
00:54:45That way you don't get wise.
00:54:47Put that stuff away.
00:54:48Call him the boss.
00:55:18I'm leaving.
00:55:26There ain't nobody big enough to hold me back.
00:55:45Oh.
00:55:48Take it easy, killer, will you?
00:55:55Oh.
00:55:58Welcome home, boss.
00:55:59Come on in.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Any of your friends got any friends, boss?
00:56:04Cut it.
00:56:05Yeah, cut it.
00:56:07Let's get down to business, killer.
00:56:10Hmm.
00:56:11I just been thinking.
00:56:12Why don't we show the world we got a legal contract, you and us?
00:56:16Let's knock off the blue cockatoo tonight.
00:56:19Shove the Moroni gang right out.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22Why not?
00:56:23Hey, there's Jonesy.
00:56:42Ah.
00:56:43Here comes Mr. Dill, the elite lingerie salesman.
00:56:46Get rid of him.
00:56:47I don't want any of his lingerie.
00:56:50Killer Dill.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:56Hello, Mr. Dill.
00:56:57Hi.
00:56:58Why haven't you been in to see us lately?
00:56:59We miss you.
00:57:01Missed me?
00:57:02I couldn't get past your secretary here.
00:57:04She said you never wanted to see me.
00:57:06What?
00:57:07There's a grave error somewhere, Miss Crawford.
00:57:08I wonder if I could impose on you at this moment, killer.
00:57:12Hmm?
00:57:13I wonder if I could persuade you to take an order for, say, a dozen of each of your samples.
00:57:18A dozen?
00:57:19Well, make it two dozen.
00:57:22Two?
00:57:24Well, five is the best I can really do.
00:57:27Five?
00:57:27Oh, that's wonderful.
00:57:29That's fine.
00:57:30All right.
00:57:31I'm glad he didn't bump the old boy off.
00:57:35Not here.
00:57:37Gee.
00:57:38Gee, thanks.
00:57:40I'll see you.
00:57:45I just knocked off an order from one of the toughest guys in underwear.
00:57:49In what?
00:57:50In the underworld.
00:57:56I'm glad you dropped in, killer.
00:57:58I got some business to talk over with you.
00:58:00Yeah?
00:58:00I would appreciate very much if that Maroney gang would take their crummy beer to someplace else.
00:58:06As a matter of fact, that's exactly what we came to talk to you about, ain't it, killer?
00:58:10Yeah.
00:58:11Show us to our table and we'll talk this thing over.
00:58:14Yes, sir.
00:58:14This way, please.
00:58:23You heard what happened at the Blue Cockatoo last night?
00:58:25We got dispossessed.
00:58:27Yeah, I heard.
00:58:28Yeah, I heard.
00:58:30And Killer Dill is muscling in on our territory.
00:58:32I thought you were going to take care of him.
00:58:34Don't worry.
00:58:35I'll get him.
00:58:35How?
00:58:36That Mabuse mob will keep him tighter than Alcatraz on a Saturday night.
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:42Wait a minute.
00:58:43I just got an idea.
00:58:45Okay, my scientific friend.
00:58:49Spill it.
00:58:51I moves in with the Mabuse mob.
00:58:53You ain't figuring on giving us the cross, little Joe.
00:58:57Listen, will you?
00:58:59Listen, will you?
00:58:59We pretend we has a fight.
00:59:01Then you publicly exonerate me.
00:59:04Exonerate you?
00:59:05Throw you out?
00:59:06That's right.
00:59:07Then I'm unemployed.
00:59:09I need a job.
00:59:10So what do I do?
00:59:12I goes to the Mabuse mob for employment.
00:59:16I'm beginning to catch you.
00:59:18Now I am his bodyguard, see?
00:59:21And there ain't nothing at all to fix it so I can be alone with him.
00:59:24And then...
00:59:27And that's all there was to it.
00:59:32I had mush nose on the end of my gun.
00:59:34A rod.
00:59:36If I had my rod with me, I could show you better.
00:59:40Use this, boss.
00:59:40I picked this up for my kid's valentine this morning.
00:59:43Oh, yeah.
00:59:45So I said to mush nose,
00:59:47Okay, start them hands climbing.
00:59:50Higher!
00:59:51One more move out of you and your middle name is lead, see?
00:59:55And what did mush nose do?
00:59:56Mush nose turns and springs like a panther.
00:59:59Okay, mush nose, I said.
01:00:01You asked for it.
01:00:02Now take it!
01:00:06Why, you...
01:00:07I'm sorry, Mabuse.
01:00:09I didn't know it was a water gun.
01:00:11It's okay.
01:00:13Forget it.
01:00:16Get your kicks while you can, boss.
01:00:18That's what I always say.
01:00:19Yeah.
01:00:22What you just did was slow suicide.
01:00:25I told you I put up with my kid, boss.
01:00:27I didn't know it was loaded.
01:00:29Ah, forget it.
01:00:31Forget it.
01:00:32Say, Mabuse, did you check on that rumor?
01:00:34Yeah, but it's not a rumor.
01:00:36Did little Joe really have a beef with the Maroney Bunch?
01:00:38That's right, and he's joining our mob.
01:00:40He's on his way over here right now.
01:00:42Of course, if that's all right with you, boss.
01:00:46Oh, sure, sure.
01:00:49Sure.
01:00:49Hiya, fellas.
01:00:58Good afternoon.
01:00:59Good afternoon, Mr. Little Joe.
01:01:01Say, boys, I could use little do.
01:01:04I got news for you.
01:01:06Hiya.
01:01:08Public enemy number 21.
01:01:11Public enemy number 21?
01:01:16Killer deal.
01:01:18In fact, I was on my way over now to see about his health.
01:01:21Well, sit, you don't.
01:01:23Sit, you don't.
01:01:24Sit, you don't.
01:01:25Sit, you don't.
01:01:27Uh-oh.
01:01:36Boss, you let the blue cockatoo off pretty easy.
01:01:39Only 200 cases.
01:01:41That's all he could handle.
01:01:42He said if we put in 400 cases, there wouldn't be room for people to dance.
01:01:46Oh, he did.
01:01:47Well, maybe a beer bottle across his skull would have changed his mind.
01:01:51Who's giving the orders around here?
01:01:54Oh, well, you are a killer.
01:01:55Oh, sorry.
01:01:57No offense.
01:02:04Here, my boots.
01:02:05We collected 80 bucks so far.
01:02:06Oh, that's good.
01:02:07That's fine.
01:02:08Hey, boss, would you like to go in on these flowers with us?
01:02:11Who died?
01:02:12How do you like that?
01:02:13Always thinking of business.
01:02:15No, no.
01:02:16This is for a wedding.
01:02:17A mouthpiece is getting married.
01:02:20What?
01:02:21Yeah, Will Allen, you know.
01:02:22He's marrying that cute little chick, Judy Parker.
01:02:24By the way, my boots, little Joe is waiting outside.
01:02:27Oh, he is.
01:02:27We'll send him in.
01:02:28Is that all right with you, boys?
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:31Yeah, sure.
01:02:35Hey, killer.
01:02:38What's the matter with you?
01:02:39Nothing.
01:02:41Nothing's the matter.
01:02:46Well, hi, you little Joe.
01:02:48Hi.
01:02:49Hey, boss.
01:02:52You know little Joe, don't you?
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54Who you met?
01:02:56Never thought I'd be working for you, boss.
01:02:59Okay, little Joe.
01:03:00Come on.
01:03:00What's with?
01:03:03I got a steer for you, my boots.
01:03:05The 51 Club.
01:03:06Now, what's the deal?
01:03:08They're tired of the Moroni Hooch.
01:03:10They're ready for somebody with a proposition.
01:03:13You wouldn't be playing games with us, would you, little Joe?
01:03:16Now, don't it look screwed up?
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:19Hey, boss.
01:03:20Maybe we better take a run over there right now.
01:03:23Hey, boss.
01:03:24Huh?
01:03:25Oh, oh, you, you go on.
01:03:27I don't feel like going out today.
01:03:30Maybe I better not go, too.
01:03:31I'm hot in that territory.
01:03:33That's right.
01:03:33Maybe you better not.
01:03:35Hey, killer.
01:03:36Keep an eye on little Joe.
01:03:38Don't let him get frisky.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40I'll watch him.
01:03:42Where do we pick up the boys?
01:03:43They're down in the lobby with the pinball machine.
01:03:45Hey, we pick them up on the way out.
01:03:48Oh, and here's a tip on your spiel.
01:04:01Judy, you can't marry him.
01:04:03Alan's no good for you.
01:04:05He'll only make your life miserable.
01:04:09Why don't you go and fight for the girl you love?
01:04:12You and your big talk about mush-nose.
01:04:15Why don't you act the way you talk?
01:04:23I'm gonna stop you, Alan.
01:04:27I'm gonna kill you, you double-crosser.
01:04:31Hang easy, killer.
01:04:32Don't shoot.
01:04:33I'll sing.
01:04:36You will?
01:04:37Well, yeah.
01:04:40It was me.
01:04:41I killed Maroney.
01:04:43Oh, well, you caused me an awful lot of trouble, you know.
01:04:46I didn't mean to kill her.
01:04:47Honest, I didn't.
01:04:48Put that gun down, will you?
01:04:49It might go off.
01:04:50Yes, it might, and it will.
01:04:52I was gonna tell you about it before, killer.
01:04:54Honest, I was.
01:04:54But something got coming up.
01:04:56I couldn't get to you.
01:04:57You were?
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00It was under my conscience.
01:05:01Something excruciating.
01:05:02Now, will you put that gun down?
01:05:04Wait a minute.
01:05:06You're gonna write that confession.
01:05:08Here.
01:05:10Here's some paper.
01:05:11Now, you put it down on there or else.
01:05:14Now, look.
01:05:15Hell, I've got more careful.
01:05:16It might go off.
01:05:17I'll give the orders here.
01:05:19You write.
01:05:21With your hands up.
01:05:22How am I gonna write with my hands up?
01:05:26Against the wall.
01:05:27I am a...
01:05:34How do you spell rat?
01:05:35R-A.
01:05:36Look, just put down that you killed Maroney,
01:05:38how you did it, and then sign it.
01:05:41Oh, okay.
01:05:41Here you are, killer.
01:05:58All in black and white.
01:05:59Oh, gee.
01:06:00Thanks, little Joe.
01:06:01Hi.
01:06:03Now, you didn't think you was gonna get it, did you?
01:06:05No, wait.
01:06:05Please.
01:06:06I was just...
01:06:06I'm gonna blow your brains out.
01:06:08Please, don't.
01:06:09Why, you dirty little...
01:06:12Look, I'll get to the same way I got Maroney.
01:06:15You ain't gonna do nothing, little Joe.
01:06:18No more, you ain't.
01:06:20It's a lucky thing I came up to check on you.
01:06:39Oh, Bigger!
01:07:04Oh!
01:07:34Gosh!
01:07:36Ten floors.
01:07:38Should have been forty.
01:07:44Oh. Oh, boy.
01:07:46Little Joe killed?
01:07:48When?
01:07:50Oh, I see.
01:07:52Okay, thanks, Maboos.
01:07:54Maboos.
01:07:56That awful gangster.
01:07:58I don't like him.
01:08:00Oh, now, Judy, it's clients like that that pay for honeymoons.
01:08:02Well, since our honeymoon can only be for two weeks,
01:08:04I don't see why it shouldn't be paid for by nicer clients.
01:08:06Oh, now, honey.
01:08:10You might have told me you were getting married today.
01:08:12Well, I tried to, but you were too busy.
01:08:14Well, I've never been that busy.
01:08:16What is that?
01:08:18It's a confession.
01:08:20Little Joe confessed to the murder of Moroni.
01:08:22No! Yes.
01:08:24Do you realize what that means?
01:08:26It'll prove that I'm not a public enemy.
01:08:28I can quit the Maboos gang and I don't have to be afraid of Moroni anymore.
01:08:30Oh, Johnny, I'm so happy for you.
01:08:33Now you really are free.
01:08:34Well, you always was free.
01:08:36I proved that in court.
01:08:37Yes, but you didn't prove that I wasn't a gangster.
01:08:40This does.
01:08:41All right, it does.
01:08:42It also proves a lot of other things.
01:08:45You can hurt a lot of people with this little piece of paper, Johnny.
01:08:48What do you mean, hurt a lot of people?
01:08:50Well, suddenly, you're not public enemy number 21.
01:08:53It would make Maboos the laughing stock of the country.
01:08:56Well, if it's only Maboos that's gonna hurt, let them laugh.
01:09:00I don't care.
01:09:01Well, I wouldn't care either if it didn't affect Judy.
01:09:06Judy?
01:09:07The effect is indirect, I know.
01:09:11And I don't care about losing my law practice.
01:09:13I'm not thinking of myself.
01:09:15But you wouldn't want to throw anything in the way of Judy's happiness, would you, Johnny?
01:09:18No, but...
01:09:20Well, then, let's destroy this before it does any damage.
01:09:26There.
01:09:27Now you have nothing to worry about.
01:09:29No, I guess not.
01:09:33Well, good luck to both of you.
01:09:36Thanks.
01:09:38Do you mind if I kiss the bride?
01:09:41No, go right ahead.
01:09:50I hope you'll both be very happy.
01:09:59Well, that straightens him out.
01:10:05I'm glad you did that.
01:10:07Are you, Judy?
01:10:08Well, I was afraid you might misunderstand.
01:10:11I understand perfectly.
01:10:13Oh, that's swell.
01:10:14Now, we have a date with the minister.
01:10:16No, Will.
01:10:17I've got a date with public enemy number 21.
01:10:20You see, I like my hoodlum smile.
01:10:29Johnny!
01:10:31Johnny!
01:10:32Aren't you going to come to my wedding?
01:10:35No.
01:10:36I couldn't stand to watch you getting married to somebody else.
01:10:39Well, if I beg you, will you come?
01:10:41No.
01:10:42Oh, but you've got to.
01:10:44Why?
01:10:45How can I marry you if you're not there?
01:10:50What did you say?
01:10:51I said, how can I marry you if you're not there?
01:10:54Oh.
01:10:55Oh, Judy.
01:10:59Did I say mild?
01:11:08Telephone, Mr. Allen.
01:11:09It's Mr. Mabuse.
01:11:15Hello, Mabuse.
01:11:18I got you and Louie in jail.
01:11:21And the McPheeders brothers, too.
01:11:24Well, I'll be right down with Bale.
01:11:27What's that?
01:11:29Oh, are you kidding?
01:11:30Why, they can't put me in jail.
01:11:35Hey, buddy.
01:11:36Do you know where I can get a good lawyer?
01:11:38I know a good guy.
01:11:39You do?
01:11:40He defended Taylor Dell.
01:11:42A lawyer named Will Allen.
01:11:45No.
01:11:47No.
01:11:48Oh, my God.
01:12:01I know.
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