00:00well uh this is wild a 44 year old guy in tanzania was surprised to discover he'd been
00:16living with something in him oh no for eight years tanzania what's in him you may know
00:26what is tanzania known for lisa no i don't either i'm gonna guess some kind of rocky mineral yeah
00:35that's a good guess yeah rock uranium oh yeah all right not you hit it not no it's fine no not
00:44uranium how long i don't know eight years
00:48okay
00:56no yes stones i mean tanzania um can i ask a question yes is it living or dead
01:06or like not because it's a live thing part is not alive okay i was gonna say a spider maybe
01:13okay um i'm gonna go with a bag of coins not a bag of coins it is a large knife what he had
01:25been living with a large knife in his chest for eight years how did he not know that he'd been
01:31stabbed violently through what looks like his lungs the 44 year old went to the hospital
01:37complaining of pus discharge below his right nipple and it left medics baffled as they had no
01:46other symptoms the patient reported no chest pain no difficulty breathing no cough no fever
01:52doctors were stumped until he went wait a minute i'm thinking of something that happened like
01:59a decade ago during a violent altercation he said he sustained multiple cuts to his
02:05face back chest and abdomen okay and doctors treated the wounds at the time you're fine
02:13life had been uneventful since until he noticed pus coming from his nipple this is how bad doctors are
02:20and then incredibly a chest x-ray found the cause of his current ailment a large knife blade lodged in
02:29the mid thorax yeah i mean that i don't know how you're alive honestly doctors could see the knife
02:36had entered through the right scapula and had somehow managed to avoid any major organs
02:41the knife was carefully extracted during surgery and the pus
02:47caused by the dead tissue was drained from his nipple at the same time thank you if you could
02:53please drain my nipple pus yeah he stayed in the icu for 24 hours before being transferred to the
02:59general ward he remained there for several days while they monitored him so someone stabbed him
03:05cut him up and broke the handle off their knife and he didn't know for eight years that he had a knife
03:13inside of him look at that dude come on how what if i bend over what if i lie on my side honestly it
03:20looks like it traveled inward right yeah like it was traveling through him and probably started poking
03:26out of his nipple and he was like wow man why do i have this pus here but it was the edge of the knife
03:33oh i don't need to see no nipple pus nipple pus what have you found jason saw something that's
03:41what i saw okay all right but there don't there there's more keep going yes like the surgery go
03:47down jesus this morning down it's too much you can see they took it out oh my god down it's huge
03:55down i need to know that nipple pus is disgusting you know it's not i don't ever want it is not great
04:01i love a non-pussy nipple me too don't we all i could handle the blood and stuff so much more than
04:07the nipple pus yeah yeah it's so much grosser to me oh god oh that's the knife yeah look at that
04:13come on how does that not cut everything up inside of you i don't know honestly i don't know
04:18incredibly dull maybe it's got a point on it i know the point is the dangerous bit that would
04:26pierce everything i think it was piercing his nipple jason haha take that son of a bitch
04:30look at that bus the stuff you made me look at today and now oh you can't handle the nipple
04:37pus i'll look right into the nipple problem with this i'm gonna watch him squeeze it out
04:43that's my problem i know you got lots of problems you can't get me i'm numb oh god
04:48here he goes ready i'm numb imagine that coming out imagine i'll lick it oh you're gonna lick
04:53a man i'll put it in my coffee yeah oh yeah okay i love when you try and butch it looks like a great
04:59topping dude don't make me pull a video up you want to see some oh my god put your tongue in your
05:06mouth you dirty bastard got your back you son of a bitch oh my god you want to see this it's up
05:13oh thank you so much oh my god if you want to see male nipple pus we're selling it that's what
05:20we're doing here uh court how what's your take on nipple pus oh he's bro uh nipple pus uh anti nipple
05:30puss did he pretend he was asleep what was that about bored i don't know i don't want to look
05:38you posted it up uh i put links up ah you didn't look at it look at it no he won't that's okay no
05:46honestly like i'm looking at it right now and i can't tell what it is so i'm not that bothered by it
05:51to me it almost looks like you were eating a sandwich and mayo fell on you oh oh yeah it's
05:59hard to tell there it's hard to tell what it is it really is or semen it's disgusting like if i saw
06:04the video of it all spraying out i think it'd be tougher to watch but i mean i still would watch
06:10i mean because it's not coming from his nipple right i believe it's below his nipple i think it's
06:17just there's a cavity on the inside of his body that that knife is making what else we got here
06:24is there anything else we got that coming off for eight years right oh you think no i think that's
06:30what made him go to the hospital the nipple pus just started happening recently all right i think
06:35that was the dead giveaway right please go to the hospital immediately on your first notification of
06:39nipple pus everyone listening to you i will anyone i'm checking mine right now to make sure i think
06:45during ain't no pus i think during like post-pregnancy there can be some nipple pus yeah
06:52now pussy nipples that's a stripper right
06:57what is that what just popped out of his brain out of his mouth
07:09what i don't know i don't know i don't know i'm not sure i don't know i almost peed myself
07:17i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know he's gonna be real bad and he can't have that
07:23no one was no what the hell no one was no one was no one was this is a blast from dave's
07:33that was way too specific to not be an actual person right it was oh don't pee yourself
07:42oh my god don't say that again i'm gonna need to go to the bathroom
07:47wow it's been a weird one huh yeah yeah it has
07:53all right well yeah it's made me cry man i have tears coming out of my eyes yep
07:59pussy nipples
08:00please welcome to the stage
08:04you never you never i mean that's honestly to be honest the one of the worst stripper names of all
08:09time i mean like you cut to the chase lady you know what i mean like wow she had a little fold in
08:15them oh
08:16so they were inverted like inverted yeah oh yeah this is way too i mean it's very
08:27detailed
08:29yeah too much she said too much anyways hope the family's gone
08:36hope they're not enjoying their drive back to wherever they're coming from checking out a little
08:44sweet day there
08:45did he say pussy nipples
08:48is that what he said
08:52don't he's gonna piss himself
08:56careful
08:57he said it
09:00don't be yourself
09:01i won't
09:02don't say pussy nipples
09:03out of nowhere
09:04out of nowhere
09:05he just blurted it out
09:07he did
09:08he did
09:10it really struck him
09:11sometimes you just
09:15yeah i know it's like verbal diarrhea
09:18stream of consciousness
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