00:00Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:02Dude, you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five-hour energy shots.
00:06Try their red licorice. It's sweet and craveable.
00:08Thanks. And you didn't even call me an idiot.
00:12You're sweet and craveable.
00:14Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:22There are empty threats and there are ones less empty.
00:25There's a video going viral that was filmed at a Taco Bell in Florida the other day.
00:30A shirtless older man in a kilt is upset.
00:34Of course, as we are.
00:36He flips out when someone calls him a meth head.
00:40Oh, yeah.
00:41He says, meth head? I'm an effing electrician.
00:47I'll go out there and shut this whole place down.
00:50Oh, no.
00:52Several people said, yeah, go ahead, do it.
00:55Don't challenge an electrician.
00:56Within seconds, there's a click.
00:58Oh, my God.
01:00And the restaurant's power goes out.
01:03Suck on that.
01:04Total blackout.
01:06Yes.
01:06The videos of this are up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:10We did to edit them a bit.
01:11There is some swearing.
01:12So, here's how it played out in the Florida Taco Bell.
01:17Meth head.
01:20This place is wild.
01:25Yeah, I know.
01:32There he goes, takes his shirtless, kilt-wearing self outside.
01:37Slams the door.
01:38I got it, I got it, I got it.
01:42And time for the lights to go out there.
01:45He did it so fast.
01:47He did it so fast.
01:50This is the guy reacting to it.
01:53Hey, bro, really?
01:54We done did that.
01:56He tried to tell y'all.
01:59A dude is like the god of lightning right now.
02:02The god of lightning.
02:04Look, if somebody in the establishment with their shirt off, and they got a long beard, and they tell you
02:10something like that, like you're wearing like a kilt, I think you should be inclined and obliged to believe that
02:18person.
02:19At least I've learned my lesson.
02:21My lesson.
02:23I shut this whole thing down right now.
02:26Shut the down.
02:27Shut the down, yeah, yeah.
02:28It did.
02:30You're right, though, Lisa, this is, first of all, I've never seen a Taco Bell that busy in my life.
02:35Never.
02:35Every table is full, there's tons of people there.
02:37It's unreal.
02:38They're all dressed wild.
02:41Is this place, where is this?
02:42Did some music festival just let out or something?
02:44I don't know, it's raining outside, is that why?
02:47Where is it, foggy?
02:49It's like a version of hell I've seen.
02:52I would love to force Dave to eat a whole meal in there.
02:56Look at this, Lisa.
02:56It's a mess.
02:58Everywhere you look.
02:59It's a mess.
03:00Look at her.
03:00I mean, that's fine.
03:01I'll take that.
03:02She's not bad.
03:03These people?
03:04Oh, yeah, look at that.
03:06I got it, I'm sure.
03:07Keep the tacos going.
03:11That's not going to stop him from eating.
03:13Yeah, that guy.
03:14No.
03:15But what city was this in?
03:16They don't say the city, just says Florida.
03:19Oh.
03:20But it's a wild scene there, wherever it is.
03:23It really is.
03:24Have you ever seen a Taco Bell that busy in the restaurant in your life?
03:27I've never.
03:29No, not since I was a kid.
03:30Right.
03:30Right.
03:31Right.
03:31When I was a kid, it was packed.
03:33That is true.
03:34But.
03:34I haven't, like, I've actually gone in to eat.
03:37Me and Rowan went into one, and it was like, they didn't know what to do with us.
03:41Right, because everyone does the drive-thru.
03:43Everybody does.
03:44They didn't know what to do.
03:46They were like, wow.
03:48For here?
03:49I'm like, yeah, we're just going to eat here real quick.
03:52They were like, okay, hold on.
03:54What do we do?
03:55That's a bad place.
03:56I don't want to go there.
03:58No, I don't either.
03:58Oh, just Dave and Lisa.
04:00You know when you guys went out to dinner?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Yep.
04:04This is where I want you guys to go to dinner next, and I want to be able to record
04:08it.
04:08And we would record both days.
04:09It would be hilarious.
04:09I went to a nice Greek place with flaming cheese.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:13No, I want this.
04:14We're going to cream for flaming cheese.
04:15This is it.
04:16That's why we went.
04:16We left an event to go get some flaming cheese.
04:19We'll be back.
04:19They really did.
04:19I'll see you later.
04:20They really did.
04:21They're like, you don't have to do anything for another two hours.
04:23Like, we're going for flaming cheese.
04:24Where did they go?
04:25Greek town.
04:26Greek town.
04:26They just went to Greek town.
04:28They went to Greek town to get flaming cheese.
04:30That's what we're doing.
04:31In what I would say is sketchy taxi.
04:34No, sketchy taxi.
04:36There was a hole in the seat.
04:37The worst taxi I've ever been in my life.
04:38No, there was a hole in the seat between us.
04:39Oh, my God.
04:41But great flaming cheese.
04:42No regrets.
04:43Hashtag no regrets.
04:44No regrets.
04:44I think I've had flaming cheese.
04:45Was that the one?
04:47Yeah.
04:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:48There's a few.
04:48There's a few, yeah.
04:49Was that the same one that was at the same time when they wanted me to do the stand-up
04:55comedy?
04:56Was that the same show or was it a different show?
04:58I can't remember.
04:59They all blend in.
05:00I can't remember.
05:00My memories are bad.
05:02I can't remember why I was hiding.
05:04I think I was hiding.
05:04I think that was where they asked you to do stand-up.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Someone was late and that's why we had so much time on our band.
05:09That's what it was.
05:10That's what it was.
05:11There was a reason.
05:11Wait to cover for a band that was running late.
05:13And I said, I'm like, listen, I've got to run because they want me to do stand-up.
05:17And we're like, I have to hide.
05:18They asked us to do something stupid.
05:20You guys have always been wild, huh?
05:21Yeah.
05:21Some people kick off, go have a few drinks or whatever.
05:25Flaming cheese.
05:26Flaming cheese.
05:26Flaming cheese.
05:27They came back smelling.
05:28Oh, yeah.
05:28A couple of drinks, too.
05:29Oh, there's been a party.
05:30Greek food.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I was around for the fun days.
05:37Leaving to get cheese.
05:38Yeah.
05:38But I think one week after we got here, they made us go to a big event at a bar.
05:43And I got, because other people were there that we didn't want to be with.
05:46Oh, God.
05:46And I got wasted to deal with it.
05:48Yes.
05:49That's how I dealt with it.
05:50I'm like, I'm just going to drink.
05:51That was tough.
05:52That was real tough.
05:53Yep.
05:53Oh, hey, people.
05:54And there was a beautiful Hawaiian girl behind the counter.
05:57Was she Hawaiian?
05:58She was from somewhere.
05:59She was from Hawaii.
06:00It wasn't Hawaiian.
06:00In my memory.
06:01In my mind, she was Hawaiian and was wearing coconuts.
06:03Yeah, exactly.
06:05No, but he basically treated her.
06:06I drink enough, you'll be wearing coconuts.
06:09So you're basically beautiful.
06:12You're basically beautiful.
06:13I'm a married man.
06:15I'm a married man.
06:16There's nothing about it.
06:17But it is just amazingly beautiful.
06:20Just want to let you know, I'm a little inebriated because of other people that are here today
06:25with us.
06:26We get all the Detroit Tigers there.
06:28All the Tigers.
06:29Eddie Dirk.
06:30Eddie Dirk.
06:31Oh, yeah, that's my son.
06:34Miguel.
06:35Yeah, Miguel.
06:36Miguel was there.
06:37Eddie Dirk was there.
06:39Rod Allen was there.
06:40I got a picture with Rod.
06:43And other people.
06:45And other people.
06:46Commenting ladies on their looks.
06:47If you guys don't do this, the show will never work.
06:51You guys will be done in this city.
06:54Fast forward.
06:55Here we are.
06:5613 years.
06:57Yeah.
06:5825 total.
06:59Yeah.
07:01It'll be over for them.
07:02He's not.
07:03What?
07:03He's not going to endorse Cadillac?
07:06God damn it.
07:07He's not going to endorse that?
07:09Oh, God.
07:09He won't do it?
07:10Too much.
07:11Now getting real.
07:14Hey, hoodle.
07:15Yep.
07:15I'm not going to.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I would now.
07:18Back then.
07:19Back then.
07:20I'm like, how are we being hired to be young and cool?
07:23Yeah.
07:24Anywho.
07:25Flashback.
07:26Flashbacks with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
07:29Let's do those.
07:30We should.
07:31We should do that.
07:32It's not a bad idea.
07:34It's not a bad idea.
07:35There's so many great.
07:35There really is.
07:36What do you mean he has a sword?
07:39Yeah, dude.
07:40It's a sword.
07:40What do you mean he brought a sword to work?
07:42I can't explain it, but he has one.
07:45What?
07:46Yeah.
07:48Now there's nothing our listeners love more than flashbacks on this show.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, sword.
07:54It's true.
07:54All true.
07:54Does she smell like fish?
07:57Yes.
07:58Did she piss herself?
07:59I think so.
08:00This is her walking.
08:05Flashbacks with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
08:11Flashbacks.
08:13Oh, all the spray.
08:18Oh, Lisa was fast on that spray, man.
08:21She had to be.
08:22It smelled so bad.
08:24It was so bad.
08:25She pooped herself in the hallway.
08:28She pooped herself right down the hallway.
08:30Yeah.
08:31It's time to play.
08:32Where in the world is Chuck the Freak?
08:34Sitting in for Chuck is a man reading the newspaper.
08:37Who hates us?
08:40Who's now very successful.
08:42Oh, well.
08:45Or when you guys were off and I was there with someone and he said, is this the best of?
08:51This is really, this is the best you got, huh?
08:55Was that the same guy?
08:56No.
08:56No, no, no.
08:58Nope.
08:59Nope.
09:00It's the best you got, huh?
09:01We had some times.
09:02We've had some times.
09:03You call this best of?
09:04Flashbacks with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
09:07Flashback.
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