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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a man in Florida who was arrested for watering his lawn while exposing himself. Then, Dave makes a comment about a disease that makes your urine smell like maple syrup. Did we learn something new about what Dave might be into?
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00:00oh i'm exhausted dude you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five hour energy shots
00:05try their red licorice it's sweet and craveable thanks and you didn't even call me an idiot
00:12you're sweet and craveable yeah you're an idiot
00:24uh doesn't matter how old you get in some cases okay you still keep pervin oh yeah they do a
00:3479
00:35year old man in florida has been arrested for uh being outside holding his water hose
00:42in his right hand and his personal hose in his left just out here watering the lawn
00:51this old guy oh my come on don't mind me fellas are you kidding me right now 79 he was
00:59caught
00:59holding his genitals while watering his lawn at least he's the out there perv and he's not like
01:05the secret perv you just know it you're like oh okay we live next to him yes oh so you'd
01:11rather
01:11that he'd be like be you get the heads up instead of he's in the basement doing weird stuff yeah
01:15and
01:15he acts like normal out in the oh yeah oh yeah just a nice old man yeah but meanwhile he's
01:24fondling
01:24himself there he is uh our good buddy oh no sheriff grady judd wants to tell you i want to
01:32point out
01:34that this event that this event happened at the suspect's house on sunny wood circle you got that
01:43oh boy this is gary golter boner joke it was sunny one yep real bad one and he was watering
01:52his grass
01:52oh my god with a hose in his right hand oh no and he had his crank in his left
02:00hand
02:02calling it your crank is a wild that's what i had to play it for you he gets he keeps
02:07getting wilder
02:08and wilder this guy wow grady judd keeps getting wilder and wilder i don't even know how to say this
02:16but he was doing this in front of 16 and 13 year old girls oh boy and we don't like
02:22it no of course
02:23so we arrested him look at the video of him though yeah it's almost like he doesn't know what he's
02:30where he even is i mean i'm sure he does say yeah like he that's a weird move though hose
02:36in one hand
02:37like man you are you can multitask can you water and jerk
02:43i'm gonna try it today jay either go home and either see if you can i don't know
02:49i can water and jerk ambidextrous the old water and jerk
02:58i love setting it up like some kind of uh obstacle course quick water and jerk you know
03:04the water water what do you think makes his plants grow so yeah yeah he's got that special
03:13formula no no no i mean it would be wild if he was peeing on stuff well i know you
03:21just we just
03:22talked about this right that gardening show that you were the board op for for years that was his
03:27biggest advice you're in it right but he wanted you to mix it with coke and a whole bunch of
03:32other
03:32stuff and human hair and everything and into a bucket this guy might just be like a there's a
03:38mark on his lawn he pees a little bit on it he's trying to make his lawn look lovely he
03:48doesn't seem
03:48like he knows anyone's around i mean you should you're right outside on your front lawn you're
03:55right he doesn't seem to be looking no no he's literally looking down at where he's spraying and
04:01possibly peeing on it
04:06i'm trying to see the double stream
04:09why would you think he is a doubles oh he actually does have a double stream because
04:12one's hose one's yes yeah i get you okay he legitimately it has two streams
04:17because he definitely is watering what a weird it's a weird thing yeah i don't know if that
04:25time to go to a home yeah he might not oh yeah might not be fully i don't know with
04:30this you never
04:31know well they busted him they must think he's with it yeah well yeah his glasses so he can see
04:37good
04:40yeah i need mine you can see this old florida burb and if you want to see the video of
04:44him click on
04:45the video of grady judd in the middle of it it's up at daveandchuckthefreak.com you know speaking
04:49of piss yeah i didn't read the details on this but i this is weird to say okay this could
04:57be the
04:57only way i'd ever be into like golden showers okay this is buckle up here we go buckle up it's
05:09finally
05:09admitting it he's curious yeah he's piss curious i am piss curious this is troubling there's some
05:18sort of maple syrup urine disease it makes your may it makes your urines be like maple syrup well
05:25that's not good so you want to be p-dye just like maple syrup no why don't you just have
05:32maple syrup
05:35i'm a canadian of course i've done that already lease you've already poured syrup on my lover yes
05:40what if i filled myself up with maple syrup and then you allowed me to pee it all over you
05:46no not
05:46you you idiot someone i'm actually attracted to you're into piss i'm not into piss i'm just saying
05:54it intrigued me well at least write it down yeah what's the date yeah i'm not into piss six eight
06:04clarification don't pee on me don't try to pee on me oh wow we got people trying to teabag jason
06:10and
06:10pee on dave i'm just saying i was like someone peed on you no at an event chuck they were
06:17like i had
06:18pancakes this morning um yes maple syrup urine disease is a thing it could be fatal um there are
06:28many culprits that can change the smell of urine like asparagus or brussel sprouts which can cause
06:32a rotten egg smell or a fishy odor due to an sti oftentimes health conditions are the cause of
06:38unusual smelling pee breaks including maple syrup urine disease but this one's a possibly life-threatening
06:47condition oh no yeah she hates it's a rare genetic order it's a metabolic disorder that disrupts
06:54where'd i go here how the food breaks down and results in in death if left untreated my god dave
07:00it causes amino acids to build up along with their toxic byproducts so you're resulting in urine
07:07earwax or sweat that smells like maple syrup or burnt sugar so you almost have to pee in a cup
07:14and
07:14make amber smell it because you might be nose blind to it oh no all the yep all the piss
07:21lovers love
07:33listen dave loves it i do not love it um it sounds like you do i'm not i just you're
07:39very excited
07:40about it syrup coming out but it's piss you just said i'm piss curious i'm not piss curious maple syrup
07:52curious i don't know man you're into feet you're into pee to either i'm gonna have to make a little
07:59event okay all right now piss fast not another one you nailed it he started foot fast and only one
08:10creepy guy yeah oh that's right friday we got yeah yep that's amazing that's like a thousand percent
08:17legit they do not follow us because of the show they do not they just heard about foot person that
08:24is a legit is that because you made that thing and put it off yes and i put it out
08:28and they were
08:29like can you let me know what the deal is with foot fast we should set him up just tell
08:35him it's
08:35somewhere that one guy yeah let's sell him some tickets yeah you could make some money off him i
08:41guess but then he's gonna come after you oh yeah that's all right it's unbelievable like that that
08:46made my whole weekend i was like yes this guy literally excited about it it's real and i just know
08:54he was staring at your foot come on because i used your actual foot oh he touched himself oh yeah
09:00for sure one thousand percent he's like where's this dave guy gonna be uh this lady said when i was
09:06breastfeeding i would take fenugreek and it made my pee and sweat smell like maple syrup i mean i don't
09:12know you want to write that down and buy it yeah amber amber drink the shake hold your horses over
09:20there lisa relax on this yeah amber amber's drinking oh like fenugreek shakes all day and
09:28all night come on it was slightly intriguing for a moment now i know why dave's in the pool all
09:34the
09:34time look at that see you don't even want to be pissed on you want diseased pissed on no not
09:40disease piss yeah oh my god how's death this disease someone on the verge of death to pee all over
09:46you that's what i hear it's not well you heard wrong ale oh my god death piss on me please
09:56no death piss you guys have to ruin everything you told us you want to be peed on no i
10:02want hot
10:02maple syrup piss right that's not any better it's awful all right i'm digging a hole like
10:10hey you can't you're drowning in the pee now someone said just like i was dave's mom i just
10:15said out loud damn it that's enough you don't like pee yeah he does he's imagining that pouring
10:25all over his face right now i'm really just having a time with maple syrup that's what's going
10:29oh i can understand i'm really having a time with it i can it's good i love it i found
10:33a really good
10:33one and i just don't it's not good for you though it's not to be honest the good stuff is
10:38runny like
10:39pee you know like to me the good stuff is a little bit more runny than so he was lotioning
10:48his legs in
10:48here uh-huh yeah shows over if we show up and he's pouring the oh yeah shows over yeah yeah
10:54we'll write
10:54it down okay wait till i bring you some of mine dave okay that's enough what do you have what
10:59do
10:59you have syrup what do you got my brother and i make it oh you make it what get out
11:06of town you make
11:06your own maple syrup yeah i mean my brother does 85 90 percent of it but i'm there for it
11:12well like
11:13you tap a tree and make your own syrup yeah he's got a bunch of trees tapped in his yard
11:18shut the hell up man come on he's big into it is it good yeah it's really good yeah i
11:23like it
11:24wow i got a scale of one uh aunt jemima what are we talking i don't know maybe i i
11:32like a
11:33seven oh damn i'm gonna taste your syrup man oh i bet he says that to all the guys now
11:41i gotta piss it on you that's okay that's why ryan was hired
11:46yeah now we know maple syrup no we're gonna need to drug test you can you pee in this cup
11:53he kept calling me back just one more time drink this come back in 10 minutes
12:01yeah all makes sense it's all coming together oh my goodness let's get this thing out here
12:07would you stop making stupid posters for stupid things i can't wait to see this one but ryan you
12:14better bring in some of that syrup dude we got to try your homemade syrup yeah i will okay you
12:19guys
12:19know your syrup so you'll be able to judge it yes all big time i'd hate to i mean i
12:25don't like if it
12:25sucks my brother made it okay oh yeah right because if i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna sell you i
12:31mean
12:31but you don't care whatever you're not selling it or anything it's just your own home syrup
12:38i never thought of making my own maybe i'll get out there and tap a tree
12:43who knows if it's good tap a tree yeah
12:46oh you just got it
12:48oh did he put together a poster he ai'd a poster already for a celebration of summer and functional
12:55that is ridiculous who's that supposed to be in the middle well it doesn't it's not about you
12:59i mean it's dave fietti oh wow it's funny
13:02piss fest 2026 chuck yeah piss wiser dave hunters piss fest okay oh my god
13:09get out of town is that man doing a slip slide of piss
13:13yeah yes of course no work no worries just piss
13:21that's ridiculous and then people have water guns full of it yep piss wiser
13:29you're a child it's on there but it says it's the king of rehydration what's in your cooler dave
13:37oh look at the right back there's people in the pool beer goes in piss comes out
13:43it's unbelievable stuff yeah look for piss fest 2026 coming soon coming soon
13:48dave hunters dave hunters piss fest 2026 wait do you see how many guys reach out then
13:54yeah i heard about this piss fest how about dave hunters maple syrup fest now that's something i can
13:58get by i don't know if you would have started it that way yeah but instead you said you know
14:02i
14:02started thinking about being getting golden showers i didn't i really whatever let's get to this
14:09let's get to this
14:10You
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