00:00Oh
00:30The government has issued a city-wide alert.
00:59The governor's office is expected to declare a state of emergency within the hour.
01:03As of this report, the entire municipal area has been evacuated.
01:08We are under attack.
01:10Things so monstrous, terror unleashed from the sacred cotton candy plates of our dreams.
01:16If anyone is out there listening, get out of town before it gets to you, and I'm out of here.
01:22It sure was nice of your sister to lend us her car so we could go to Wheatland.
01:32Ah, who would have thought going to a theme park with a grain motif could be so much fun?
01:37What's going on here?
01:38And that fiber diet roller coaster, man riding a bran muffin through a giant digestive tract, truly thrilling.
01:46We haven't seen anyone since we got inside city limits.
01:49You're right, Arthur.
01:51The traffic did seem a little light for this time of day.
01:54Where is everybody?
01:55Don't know.
01:56But it's starting to smell a little like danger in here.
02:00Or heavily fried food.
02:02Hey, guys, uh, say, um, would you mind if I borrowed your car?
02:07You see, I'm sort of in a hurry, and we need to get out of town.
02:10Oh, yeah, bad, very bad.
02:11Uh-oh.
02:20Hey, look, it's the Civic Minded Five.
02:24Are we ever glad to see you guys?
02:26Say, can we, uh, borrow your car?
02:28We've got to get out of town.
02:29What's your hurry, four-legged man?
02:31Yeah, would someone please tell us what's going on around here?
02:35You mean you don't know?
02:36The city's been evacuated.
02:38There's already been untold destruction.
02:40It's coming!
02:42Tick, maybe you can do something to stop it.
02:47What is it?
02:51That's it!
02:52Yeah, bad, very bad.
02:55Oh, for Pete, how bad can it be?
02:57I'll just trot around the corner and make quick work of it.
03:01Be back in a jib.
03:04Whoa.
03:16Clown smash!
03:18It's a clown.
03:28Perhaps I can reason with it.
03:31Hey there, Happy!
03:34You know, you really pack a wallop.
03:37But I don't get it.
03:38Clowns aren't supposed to smash.
03:40They're supposed to make people laugh.
03:43Clowns are amazing.
03:45Watch out, Tick.
03:47He looks like he's going to charge.
03:48Nonsense, Arthur.
03:49Clowns don't charge.
03:50They scamper.
03:52They waddle.
03:53They taper.
03:54They do funny little jigs to amuse.
03:59Evidently, angry clowns do charge.
04:01Okay, Clown, the Tick is closing your little circus down.
04:11That's it.
04:12Keep on trucking.
04:13Ha!
04:19Hello?
04:21Hello, Clown?
04:22Yeah!
04:23Yeah!
04:24Well, once again, we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix.
04:31And even though evil may wear big, funny pants, it...
04:34Clown crush!
04:39Ooh, Clown hug.
04:41Crushing body.
04:42Need to muster strength.
04:45Break.
04:46Friggy!
04:46Okay, people.
04:58Important note.
04:59Do not touch the nose.
05:07Clown smashed all!
05:10No!
05:11That's my sister's car!
05:13Friggy!
05:18All right, laughing boy.
05:22I'm gonna have to put you down before you do some real damage.
05:31Hey, Clown!
05:33Incoming!
05:37Tick!
05:38Forget about the Tick, Arthur.
05:39We've got to worry about ourselves.
05:43Clown smash!
05:57Tick!
05:59Tick!
06:00This is your mind speaking.
06:05Oh, hi.
06:07Sorry I haven't been around much lately.
06:09I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
06:11Yes, shiny objects are good.
06:14Where am I?
06:15We, I, outer space, looks like.
06:18Outer space.
06:19Wow.
06:20I thought there was an awful lot of space.
06:24Why am I here?
06:26Well, that I don't know.
06:27But I guess...
06:28Hey, did you just ask an existentialist question?
06:32I don't know, did I?
06:33You did, you did.
06:35Say something else, all smart and philosophical.
06:37Huh.
06:38Uh, it's pretty cold out here.
06:41Yes.
06:41Yes, it's so true.
06:43We're all born into the cold, unyielding world of nothing.
06:46No blankets, no glove and scarf gift sets.
06:49And why?
06:50Why?
06:51You're pretty goofy.
06:53Oh, yes.
06:54Yes.
06:54Oh, what a goofy work is, man.
06:57Yes!
06:57I never knew we were such a spiritual seeker.
07:00Me neither.
07:00This could be a big chance.
07:02Tick.
07:02Let's go on a psychic journey of self-discovery.
07:06Okay?
07:07Great, great.
07:08So, uh, relax and fall into a deep press.
07:11No problem.
07:12You're falling deeper and deeper into your own consciousness.
07:15We're getting creamed here.
07:31We need to withdraw.
07:32Arthur, I tend to agree.
07:34Something must be done.
07:35Can anyone stop that thing?
07:37Heroes?
07:38He can stop the clown.
07:40This is Dr. Bud Frontier.
07:47He's the man who created that monster.
07:50Bud.
07:51You created that thing?
07:53Did my taxes pay for this?
07:54Bad.
07:55Very bad.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57I haven't got time to explain right now.
07:59I've got to deal with Proto-Clown.
08:04So stop.
08:05Stop this madness.
08:08Proto-Clown, listen to me.
08:09Why are you doing this?
08:11You are not meant to be a force of devastation.
08:13You have everything a clown could want.
08:16Everything necessary to make the world forget its troubles and laugh.
08:20That's right, Proto-Clown.
08:22Don't you see?
08:23You're really funny.
