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00:00We got big units today, honey. We're close to home. I'm excited, but I'm not happy about the
00:12weather. We're going to have some really cold, windy weather. Look, it's already raining. Let's
00:16just keep them moving, and they won't even realize they're cold. Well, I got the hot cocoa. I have
00:21enough for everyone. Thank you. I need to keep the virus as warm as possible. That way, they can bid
00:26and pay this lady. A cold bidder won't lift his hands out of his pockets. A cold bidder
00:32is not a bold bidder. Gosh, I love it, Dan. I just come up with them like that. You're ready
00:36for this cold weather. When storage units are abandoned, the treasures within are put up
00:51for auction. I got scored on this. I'm in the green. Look at this. Money, baby.
01:09I'm headed out to Banning. It is not close to my house. It is raining, and it is cold, and it is a
01:15long drive. I'm starting to question why I woke up at 4.30 a.m. to drive over four hours into the
01:20freezing cold and rain. I really need Banning to make this trek worth it. But it is close
01:25to Palm Springs, and they have a lot of beautiful, beautiful things in Palm Springs. A lot of rich,
01:32old people, a lot of gays, and they always have good decorating sense, and that is what I'm
01:38looking for. I've got a lot of business right now. I'm running low. I need to find something
01:43good. I'm wishing myself luck. Crossing my fingers. Make it a good day, Banning.
01:52I'm here at last. Banning, California. This weather looks like it's saying go home. No. I can't
02:01hear you, weather. I can't hear you. Shoot. Weather don't scare me none. Matter of fact,
02:06it should be scared of me. That's right. I own you, weather. I went through snow. I went
02:13through hail. I went through wind. I went through rain. I went through flooding waters. I went
02:18on freeways where I never saw the white line for 50 miles. If I'm going to get cold and
02:22wet, I might as well get rich at the same time. Bad weather, good units, equal cha-ching.
02:28Let's go. Buckle up, buttercup. I can't believe how freaking cold it got. It looks like it's
02:38a thunderstorm, a monsoon. A monsoon? What kind of word is that? Monsoon? It's a French
02:45word for nobody else is going to be at the auction. You hope so. With weather like this
02:50keeping the riffraff away, I can grab two or three lockers for cheap. I think you're going
02:54the wrong way. The auction's the other way, mister. Well, look, there's a couch stand right
02:58there. How much did you bid for that couch? Five bucks, five bucks.
03:06You look happy to be here. It's raining. It's cold. It's okay. And you're here. You're happy
03:12I'm here. Great. Now I have this clown to deal with, really regretting my decision to come
03:18here. Buck, you've got to be my chauffeur. What is happening? I've got umbrellas. I've
03:23got hot cocoa. Hot chocolate. You're looking for chocolate? I've been known to eat a chocolate
03:28or two. I've got umbrellas for you guys. Would you like one? Thank you, actually. I would
03:33like to let you have an umbrella also. Thank you. And Miss Casey. I'll give her one. Thank
03:38you. Thank you. You see, my plan for Happy Buyers is already working. Hot cocoa for them and
03:42money for me. We've got cocoa. Oh. Have some. It'll warm your soul. Thanks. It's good
03:48for the auction's soul. That is great. Oh, yum. Hot cocoa. But the umbrella is really appreciated.
03:58Hey, Ivy. Best day ever. Happy to have you here. Oh, thank you. A little hot cocoa. I've got
04:04some marshmallows. I've got some marshmallows. Cocoa for the men and whiskey for the horses.
04:07Hey there, America. I got lucky today. I had to fail all the way to Palm Springs. Then
04:15I got an alert on my phone that Dan and Lori was doing an auction over here in Bend. I'm
04:21going to stop by because it's raining. And you know, the rain's put everybody in a certain
04:26mood. So that means a lot of people might not show up. I like to rain when I'm home watching
04:32my story, but not when I'm going auction hunting. You know, I can't swim. It's hailing out here
04:38too. Should've wore a helmet. But I'm going to take my chances. I'm going to go get me a
04:44nice unit and try to find some things that can fit in the trunk.
04:47What's up with your boy? Ah, there's somebody I'd rather talk to. Welcome to the auction, baby. Oh, you're
04:57perfect. You did a long drive. I don't hug the competition. I don't want to hug you either, Ivy.
05:04Well, Brandy looks like she need a hug. Mother's nature is working her magic.
05:09Yeah. Knowing I can't swim. What? I told you I'd teach you. Are you not going to mess up your weave?
05:18We're going to start in a kiddie pool. All right. All right. All right. I'll blow it up. I'll blow it up.
05:26I'll give you some of those floaties. It's going to be great. It's going to be great.
05:29Are you really going to let Brandy teach you how to swim? Hell no, man. Last time I tried this,
05:35you almost drowned me in ocean.
05:40That's a whole new America. Kenny don't do what.
05:44Welcome to the auction. Before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules. You're
05:48going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door. Give you five minutes to take a look
05:51around. You can't go inside. You can't open any boxes. And who's ever got the most money in
05:56their pocket can own it today. Are you ready?
06:00All right. Let's go, folks.
06:03Hey, here we go. Little corner. Hey, Dad. Get a look. Bye-bye, Ted, folks.
06:17Well, I could fit a lot of this stuff in the trunk right now, but not the trash.
06:22What's these boxes? Well, a screw cap, arms. It might be some garden tools. You know what
06:29they say? Sometimes another man's treasure is another man's treasure. I'm going to be the only
06:34ride here, boy. All right. Now, this is a small unit. It's an easy, clean unit.
06:39Is that what you tell all the girls? That's true. I do say that. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm talking
06:45about this. It's going to give them a warning ahead of time. Right. A warning. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
06:50I always thought it was the opposite of that. Like, oh, this is going to be really disappointing.
06:54Easy to bait this up. But, you know. No. All right. I'm going to go take a look. Oh,
07:01sake. There's a big-ass shovel in here so you can shovel the out of it. I love a stolen street sign.
07:08That's always a good sign that there's good stuff in here. There's a lot more units,
07:13so I'm going to let somebody else have this one. Ah. The only places that you can decorate
07:18with that locker are frat houses and man caves. All right. What do we got here? Well,
07:26they loaded their trash, but only one bag of trash. Hand tools down there. Shovel rakes.
07:31Snow shovel. Cooler. Well, depending on what's in those boxes, could be a good buy there.
07:38Ooh. Love the little yard art. I might be in a little bit. It's dry in here. It's warm in here.
07:45And those boxes just might make my day. Oh, yeah. No, it looks like to clean up the backyard,
07:53to be honest. Yeah. This is a no-no. All right. And if you're ready to go, I'm ready to go. And here
07:59we go. Number 20. What's your place? What are you going to pay? And how about so much money? There's nobody
08:02dumb enough to buy this unit. I got 25 there. I would've been 50 with the sare was 75 back there.
08:07But what's about one day? 150. 152. I tell you. What a super important.
08:11I got 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2, 50.
08:14I got 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3.
08:17I got 3, 3.
08:18I got 3, 3.
08:19I got 3, 3.
08:21Oh, my God.
08:22400.
08:234, 2, 2, 1, 4, 50.
08:25400 bucks, 4, 1, 2, 2, 4, 50.
08:27Kenny, you're out.
08:28450 going one.
08:29I got four there.
08:304, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1.
08:32So that's your way.
08:34I got it for $400.
08:36Come on, miss.
08:37You got it, Ivy.
08:38All right.
08:39Next case, let's go this way.
08:40Oh, yeah.
08:41I'm going to take some time to dry off and check out those boxes.
08:45Let's see how far my $400 gets me.
08:50Definitely not going to get me far with that first bag.
08:52Let's get that trash out of the way.
08:58I'd be lying to everybody in the world if I said I like books.
09:02How's that poem go?
09:03Books, books, not for me.
09:05Books, books, I actually can't read.
09:07All these books, $20.
09:09Long ways from my $400, but I'm going to get there.
09:12I can feel it.
09:14Nice little flathead shovel with a fiberglass handle.
09:18$10.
09:20Here we go.
09:21Now we're talking.
09:22Money, money, money.
09:24Ooh, everything in here works.
09:26But this whole entire chest of tools.
09:29$50.
09:31Ooh, nice big fat snow shovel.
09:33$10.
09:34Wow, feels like paperwork.
09:36Okay.
09:38Ooh.
09:39Looking better already.
09:42Jewelry.
09:45Jewelry's worth a little.
09:47Jewelry's worth a lot.
09:49Ooh.
09:50Now we're cooking with grease.
09:53Big foreign money.
09:55A little bit of silver there.
09:56Does not...
09:57Oh, it does say...
09:58It says silver.
09:58Sweet.
09:59Ooh, more jewelry.
10:01Jewelry everywhere down in here.
10:02Look at this.
10:03This whole entire box, once I get the jewelry and everything out, $200.
10:06And it's heavy.
10:09I thought it was going to be trash, but hey, sometimes you buy a locker gambling and you win.
10:14Only one box in and I'm halfway to payday.
10:17It says photo albums, but I hope that's not true.
10:21Pictures, photo albums, photo albums.
10:24$10 on this box.
10:25Oh, come on, boxes.
10:27Got to be better.
10:28Now this is cool.
10:30It's like butterflies.
10:31It's big, it's iron, and it's worth at least $40.
10:37Frame, this is a nice one.
10:38$20.
10:39Frame, $10.
10:40Ooh.
10:41I love the tea.
10:43Pour it in a glass.
10:44Ah.
10:45Susha.
10:46The rest of this, woo, $30.
10:50Maybe a little...
10:51No, that's not sold.
10:53Uh-oh.
10:55Nice bat.
10:58Score!
11:01Woo!
11:04You're a little dizzy when you do that.
11:07Definitely working.
11:07$10.
11:08All this stuff in here.
11:11Pidger frames, pictures, and the wagon.
11:14$60.
11:15Beautiful mirror.
11:17Mirror, mirror on the wall.
11:18Who's going to make the most money of all?
11:20King of Palmdale always does.
11:23You're smart.
11:25$25 on that mirror.
11:26It's in excellent condition.
11:30Rah.
11:31All right.
11:33It looks like knives or silverware.
11:35Open's open.
11:37Open, open.
11:38Oh.
11:39Here we go.
11:40Ooh!
11:43All right.
11:43It looks like knives or silverware.
11:46Ooh.
11:47Pretty silver.
11:49Let's see.
11:49What does that say?
11:51You get blind, you can't see no more, but...
11:53Oh, it might be silver.
11:54It's soft.
11:55Just because I can't read with my eyes don't mean I can't read with my hands.
11:58And that reads silver.
12:00Now, that is a dandy-looking spoon.
12:02Now, the cool thing about sterling, I know, is if you have a whole set, you make more for the set than you do for the weight.
12:09But either way, money in the bank.
12:12There we go.
12:13Ooh, kung fu knife.
12:17No cavities.
12:18We got to find somebody who knows more about silver than I do.
12:23You stay close.
12:26Ooh!
12:27Definitely not as good as the first two boxes.
12:29Whole lot of pots and pan and kitchen stuff.
12:32Still $25.
12:34Ooh, here we go.
12:35A little bit of silver, right on, and a stick.
12:38Because you know silver is soft and it's bendable, and it says that right there.
12:42I found a big pile of silver, but only a small pile of profit.
12:44So I got to get back to the auction and find more.
12:49Okay.
12:50This should be a 5x10.
12:52Yes, it just kind of turns a little bit.
12:59Ain't no light.
13:00Can't see too much, but there's a bite.
13:03I'm going to ride.
13:04And they got a flying carpet in here.
13:06I'm going to take a chance on this one.
13:10There's a wardrobe box back there.
13:13Oh, I just see a wall.
13:16Okay, two bikes, set 40.
13:19Did you not miss that there's a mattress and a huge, heavy filing cabinet?
13:25Like, uh...
13:26No, that's garbage, baby.
13:28Yeah, I don't have to worry.
13:29Yeah!
13:30Good-looking 6-foot-5-inch rug over there.
13:34King-size box spring with no mattress.
13:37Mountain bike.
13:38A suitcase in the middle and a jacket.
13:41Eh, came too far and too bad of weather to buy this room.
13:44I'm looking for more better, more bigger, more awesomer.
13:46I don't need a mattress.
13:51I don't need a bicycle.
13:53I don't know, man.
13:54There's not anything really I could use in here.
13:56Okay.
13:57But...
13:57You notice the file cabinet's locked, which means, you know, it's probably full of comic books or...
14:02Is that what it is?
14:04Probably not.
14:05No.
14:06Man, you are reaching.
14:07Yes.
14:08You are reaching.
14:09Yeah.
14:11All right!
14:12Here we're going number 20.
14:13Where do you see it, man?
14:13Come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:14Come on, come on.
14:15I got 25 there.
14:16Gets it everywhere.
14:17$15,000 there.
14:18We're going to be 75 now.
14:19$100 there.
14:20One in a corner.
14:2025.
14:20One there.
14:21One in a corner.
14:21One 25.
14:22A hundred and a half.
14:23One.
14:23There could be two there.
14:23Two in a corner.
14:24Twenty five.
14:24I got two there.
14:25One in a corner.
14:26Two in a corner.
14:26One in a corner.
14:27Two in a corner.
14:28Two in a half.
14:28Devin a seven.
14:29Two in a five.
14:29Two in a five.
14:29Three there.
14:31Just because I don't want it, don't mean Kenny get it for cheap.
14:35Mm-mm-mm.
14:36375.
14:37375.
14:38425.
14:39425.
14:40425.
14:41425.
14:42I got 425.
14:43450.
14:44Where?
14:45450 there.
14:4675 now.
14:47525.
14:48I got 525.
14:49I got 525.
14:50550 going to what?
14:51550 going twice.
14:52525.
14:53525.
14:54All right, Kenny.
14:55Kenny, do it.
14:56All right, Kenny.
14:57OK, the only reason why I got this unit, because of the mystery file cabinet here.
15:05The last time I bought a file cabinet, it was $1,700 in that bad batch.
15:10So maybe I strike again.
15:13Kumbaya.
15:17Back to the auctions.
15:18I'm like, we need to go to more auctions in San Diego, it's nice and warm in San Diego.
15:30And of course, my husband wears shorts, right?
15:33I'm like, it could have been snowy and he still wears shorts.
15:36Nobody had the misconception that he was smart.
15:38I'm like, that's one thing you and I have to agree on.
15:43Here we go!
15:45Last chance to dance.
15:49Hmm.
15:50Clean, at least.
15:51Yeah.
15:52A lot of bends.
15:53It's a nice shelf back there.
15:54What is it, a dresser?
15:55Keep moving.
15:56There's no way I can leave cold, wet, and empty-handed.
15:58Please be good.
15:59All right.
16:00All right.
16:01All right.
16:02All right.
16:03All right.
16:04All right.
16:07Kenny.
16:08Last unit.
16:09Yeah.
16:10The low-key safari unit.
16:11We got plants, crock pots.
16:13We got all kind of plastic plants.
16:16I could use that blanket rub out right now.
16:20TV monitor, computer screen.
16:23Man.
16:24This whole unit's plastic.
16:26Oh!
16:27Deeper than it looks.
16:28A couple of screens.
16:30Crock pot.
16:31Like a single mom unit.
16:32Oh, got a purse right there.
16:35Fake Gucci.
16:36Fake Gucci.
16:37Nice, big, fat Mexican blankets.
16:39Definitely keep you warm on a day like today.
16:41See?
16:42This room turns out to be a little bit better than I thought it was back there.
16:45I might be in one or two times.
16:50There's a couple of TV monitors.
16:52I mean, there's bags back there.
16:53It looks like a singles person, but it's a nice igloo.
16:55You said you wanted a cooler earlier, so there's another igloo.
16:58Do you mean igloo?
17:01Igloo.
17:02Did you say igloo?
17:03I like all this girly stuff, so I'm bidding.
17:06I'm bidding.
17:07This looks like it's a bad unit, but I do have that itch.
17:11It's called hemorrheds.
17:12I know.
17:13I need some cream.
17:14Can you apply?
17:15God.
17:16All right.
17:17We've got a big old nice unit here.
17:18Here we go.
17:19How much money?
17:20What's your pleasure?
17:21What are you going to pay?
17:22I got 20.
17:23Now 25.
17:24Now 30 bucks.
17:2535.
17:2635.
17:2745.
17:28151.
17:2975.
17:30200 there.
17:312.25.
17:322.5.
17:33250.
17:3475.
17:35300.
17:36Oh, great.
17:37Now frickin' fracker bidding.
17:383.
17:393.
17:403.
17:412.25.
17:423.5.
17:433.5.
17:443.5.
17:454.5.
17:464.5.
17:474.5.
17:485.5.
17:495.5.
17:505.5.
17:515.5.
17:525.5.
17:535.5.
17:545.5.
17:555.5.
17:565.5.
17:575.5 there.
17:585.5.
17:595.5.
18:005.5.
18:015.5.
18:02575.
18:03Woo!
18:0426.
18:056.
18:07There.
18:086 6 are.
18:096 on the corner.
18:10625 now.
18:11680.
18:126.25.
18:13Go and once twice.
18:146.5.
18:151.650 now.
18:161.650 going once.
18:171.650 going twice.
18:181.650 going twice.
18:191.650 now.
18:201.650 going twice.
18:211.650 winning.
18:221.650.
18:233.α więc!
18:24Woo!
18:25What the heck just happened?
18:27Folks, that's the end of the auction and don't forget to pay the lady.
18:30I'll see you in the office.
18:32Well, that was a lovely waste of time.
18:36This day sucked.
18:37Turns out Banning is no Palm Springs.
18:40It's your unit.
18:42That's about $500 too much.
18:44No, it's not.
18:45Here, I bought it.
18:46You pull it down.
18:49It's called teamwork, baby.
18:51I don't know what you guys saw in there.
18:53I hope you're a lucky locker, boy.
18:57I'm back.
18:59You better be worth it for all the cabinets.
19:02You got a mattress.
19:03Ain't nobody buying no used mattresses no more.
19:06So you lost money on that one.
19:08We got a hygiene rug.
19:10Might be worth some money.
19:11I'd say about $20 for this shit rug.
19:14Dead motorcycle right here.
19:16And they got a little rust-olean on here.
19:18Ties are flat.
19:19It'd be a slow ride to Vegas.
19:22I'd say about a good $25 right here.
19:25What is this here?
19:26Let's go to BlackBuy.
19:28What we got here, boy?
19:30We got nothing.
19:33A suitcase and a suitcase.
19:35No money.
19:37All right, what we got here?
19:39Looks like it's never been opened.
19:41What the hell?
19:43Let me see.
19:45It's a computer monitor.
19:49It's kind of fancy.
19:51What is this?
19:52A silicone graphics.
19:54Hmm.
19:55You mean like boobies?
19:58Yeah, boobies are pricey these days.
20:03So I'm going to say about a hundred big ones on this one.
20:06Y'all know what I'm talking about, America.
20:09A lot of high-tech stuff right here.
20:12We got a dolly in here.
20:13The dolly is about $10.
20:16You got this here fire cabinet.
20:18Empty.
20:19Let me see.
20:20Empty.
20:21Empty.
20:22Empty.
20:23Empty.
20:25Empty.
20:29Rubble wrap, baby.
20:30What the hell?
20:32I thought there was going to be a hidden treasure in here.
20:35Not locked.
20:36Not good.
20:37$37.
20:38You let me down, five cabinets.
20:41Is that Ivy out here banging around out there?
20:46Ivy!
20:47I need some help over here, boy.
20:50Can you help me get this out of here?
20:52Let me get this out of here so I can get to the back.
20:54Oh, it's empty.
20:55I know what that means.
20:56Empty fog cabinets?
20:57Bad thing.
21:00Damn.
21:03What kind of Cheerios you eating?
21:04Damn, you just drag that thing like that, bro.
21:07The kind with oats in them.
21:08Oh, , I got to get some of them things.
21:10Empty boxes.
21:11Empty boxes.
21:12Empty box.
21:14Damn, I got full America.
21:16All these boxes are empty.
21:18They're terrible.
21:19How much you pay again?
21:20525.
21:21Hey, look.
21:22That's how much you pay right there.
21:23525.
21:25That's God talking to you.
21:27Come on, God.
21:28Please be a sign of good things to come.
21:30Ain't in here, man, but empty boxes, empty containers.
21:34I've got nothing.
21:35Don't cry in front of me.
21:36Cry when you get in your car so I don't see it.
21:38Kenny need to stop all this crying and start digging.
21:41Let me see.
21:42You don't know how to dig.
21:43You got to dig.
21:44You got to dig.
21:45Well, oh, my goodness.
21:49That's what's in these?
21:51You know what?
21:52I'm leaving because this could be contagious.
21:53It's like a virus.
21:54It's spread.
21:55I'm out of here.
21:57Works on cooties, too.
21:59I want to thank you for helping me carry out the damn file cabinet.
22:04Oh, you need more help than that.
22:05Way more help than that.
22:10Ain't nothing, bro.
22:15The hell is this?
22:19What we got here, boy?
22:23The hell is this?
22:25Some kind of torture device.
22:27I don't know what the hell.
22:28I don't see no name on it.
22:30We got this big-ass piece of dental floss right here.
22:34Broken wash parts.
22:38Somebody was trying to be a washman.
22:39I don't know nothing about this ticky-tock bits and bobs, but I will find somebody who does.
22:44Believe that, America.
22:45We got two containers.
22:47Probably get $5 a piece on them.
22:52We got something in here.
22:56It's kind of heavy, too.
22:57Subwoofer.
22:58Speaker.
22:59So TS-10.
23:01This here Subwoofer, you're not going to get the quality sound.
23:04You'll probably get something like something like that, but you'll probably get about a
23:11hundred bucks for it.
23:13Kenny, this was not good.
23:16This was not good.
23:17I'm leaving with no money, wet feet, and an empty trunk.
23:21Not a good day, America.
23:23Well, I made half of my money back and hope I can wind up some profits with this clock
23:30collection right here, but it's time to go.
23:42Why did we buy this again?
23:44It looks good.
23:45It's a girl unit.
23:46I see a handbag right there.
23:48It tells all kinds of stories of maybe designer good stuff.
23:51Okay.
23:52Let's see what we got.
23:54Shoes.
23:55Ooh.
23:5610 bucks.
23:57See the bag.
23:59Ooh.
24:00And see, look.
24:01There's a bag inside of a bag.
24:02Will there be a bag inside the other bag?
24:04I feel like...
24:05Ooh.
24:06See, look.
24:07Here's another 10 bucks.
24:08You told me it was full of handbags.
24:10That's probably like...
24:1150 bucks?
24:12Oh, that's a little bit more interesting.
24:13Stuff from Mexico.
24:15Doll.
24:1620 bucks.
24:18Clothes, clothes, clothes.
24:21Junk.
24:22It's a nice coat.
24:24That's right here is 30 bucks.
24:26I know.
24:27You just want to be right, but not fill in this locker.
24:29The only good thing I see right now is the sun.
24:32Oh, actually, this is nice.
24:33Oh, Lakers.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:35That's so cute.
24:3620 bucks.
24:37Look, more bags.
24:38See, I told you.
24:39I sell all kinds of bags.
24:40$10 each.
24:41Great.
24:42Well, they only need about 60 fake bags to break even.
24:46Cooler, 10 bucks.
24:47Television, 20 bucks.
24:49Vizio, Sonya.
24:50Little bit bigger.
24:5140 bucks.
24:52I'm sorry, baby.
24:53I feel like you shouldn't have bought this unit.
24:56You know you're not making any money when your best item of the day is a neon green igloo.
25:0210 bucks.
25:04Hey.
25:05Nay.
25:06Now I win the money.
25:07Oh, that looks like it'll fit you.
25:08It's just your size.
25:09Okay.
25:10Alright.
25:11I think for the safety of the company, I should make the unit purchasing decisions
25:18again.
25:19Close.
25:20Close.
25:21Close.
25:2210 bucks.
25:23Careful with the stuff that's good.
25:26What was good?
25:28Stop it.
25:29Where's the other shoe?
25:31This is an expensive designer.
25:34Tory Burch?
25:35Tory Burch.
25:36Okay.
25:37What's it worth?
25:3810, 20 bucks?
25:39No, it's worth more than that.
25:40But where's the other shoe?
25:41That's the question.
25:42Where did you get this?
25:43It like bounced out of something.
25:45Oh, look at that close.
25:4710 bucks if you're lucky.
25:48You bought a garbage unit.
25:49Should've just dropped this on brandy.
25:5320 bucks maybe.
25:56Here's a tree.
25:58Here, do the hula hoops.
25:59Don't you know how to do that?
26:00I suck.
26:01Okay, your turn.
26:05Show me how it's done.
26:08Uh-huh.
26:09There you go.
26:10Well, that's one way to get you to shake your hips.
26:15Oh, my God.
26:16This is actually something that might be worth money, a guest jacket.
26:20Yeah.
26:21See?
26:22Oh, and it's camo.
26:23That's the first valuable item.
26:24That's 40 bucks.
26:2550 bucks.
26:26Here's another bag.
26:27Full of bags.
26:28Here we go.
26:29More bags.
26:3060 bucks.
26:31This is like one of the worst units we've ever bought.
26:34You're not allowed to bid anymore.
26:35Sorry.
26:36Oh, see?
26:37There's the other designer shoe.
26:39There you go.
26:40Tory Burch is super expensive.
26:42On the secondary market, it's definitely 50 bucks.
26:45Scooter, 10 bucks.
26:48Stuffed animals, 10 bucks.
26:50What about this box?
26:51We already looked at that box.
26:53No, we didn't.
26:54I pulled this one out.
26:56Two DVD players, 10 bucks each.
26:58What is that?
26:59It's all that?
27:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:02I feel like I might have picked a good unit.
27:05The hell is that?
27:07The hell is that?
27:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:12I feel like I might have picked a good unit.
27:15Oh, you be quiet.
27:16I bought the unit.
27:18That looks like camera equipment.
27:21What is that?
27:22It looks like a lens.
27:24Compensating sight, gyroscope.
27:28When I think of gyro, I think of food.
27:30It looks military.
27:31The way it's built, it looks old.
27:32Look how heavy that is.
27:34Like, that's how they used to build stuff in the 40s.
27:36Wow.
27:37Yeah, this thing is made to last.
27:38It's solid.
27:39It does have an altitude setting.
27:42It also has miles per hour.
27:44Strafe.
27:45I mean, strafe means, like, straffing.
27:47When you fly compensating sight.
27:50That is most likely from a fighter plane.
27:52So just imagine, you're chasing me, and you see me, and you go.
27:55And then you go...
27:58Oh, sorry.
27:59How do you know this?
28:00You, like, know a little bit about everything.
28:02It's crazy.
28:03Yeah, I think it's something maybe we should get checked out.
28:06Yeah, I'm...
28:07We should...
28:08Yeah, let's find out what it's worth, but I'm keeping it
28:10because you making me buy a crappy unit, this is my reward.
28:14That might be one of my coolest finds in a while.
28:16Oh, he's going to be really sad when I sell that thing.
28:19Lord of the Rings Blu-rays, probably $50 in here.
28:23Why are you always stacking mountains?
28:26In the warehouse, you have mountains.
28:27Now you're doing it in here.
28:30Dishes, $10.
28:32That's Claiborne.
28:34Told you, tons of designer handbags.
28:36This is brand new.
28:38$20.
28:39Nice.
28:40It's full of sunglasses.
28:42Sunglasses?
28:49Are you okay?
28:53Oh, my God.
28:56Oh, my God.
28:59Well, one thing is for sure.
29:00What?
29:01This is solid wood.
29:03And next time, that's just brandy by the stupid-ass locker.
29:05I'm lugging my fancy flatware over to Sally and Lawrence at Studio Antiques.
29:14Let's see if they can turn this silver into money.
29:17You thought I was going to say gold, didn't you?
29:19Hey, Ivy, how you doing, mate?
29:21Hey, guys, how you doing?
29:22Good to see you.
29:22Good to see you, good.
29:23Good to see you.
29:24And you.
29:25Well, let's get down to business.
29:27Uh-oh.
29:28You almost got slapped in flames right there, didn't you?
29:29Yeah, buy me.
29:30Yeah, let's, you know.
29:31All righty, well, I brought some silver, and we all know, well, we all know about silver.
29:36We kind of do, yeah.
29:37I have my few little things that tell me about silver.
29:39So look, you know, softness tells me, thickness tells me, weight tells me that I like silver.
29:45All right, all right.
29:46But there's always those few things that I just don't know.
29:49That's where you come in.
29:50Well, we're going to help you out with that one, matey.
29:51Ooh, look at that.
29:56Ooh, look at this.
29:58This is beautiful.
29:59This is good.
30:00Oh, I know this pattern, actually.
30:02This is really cool.
30:04Isn't that gorgeous?
30:04It's a hard-to-find pattern.
30:05Did you know that?
30:06No.
30:06Yeah.
30:07That's what I'm hearing.
30:07It's made by, uh, Stife, is it?
30:10Stife, right?
30:10Yeah, Stife.
30:11So this company is famous for this kind of design.
30:15Yeah, if this is reposé, or if it's rose reposé, reposé refers to the fact that
30:21the pattern was hammered from the bottom, as opposed to an emboss, which would be from
30:26the top.
30:27Oh.
30:28This is heavy stuff, matey.
30:29I love that thickness.
30:31It kind of reminds me of myself.
30:32So if you look at the serving thing, there's a dinner fork, salad fork, a dinner knife, and
30:43a teaspoon.
30:44Usually they're in five with a tablespoon with it.
30:49So this one is missing that fifth spoon.
30:52Mother forker, where's my spoon?
30:55Somebody ain't getting sued.
30:56But look at how clean and shiny they are.
31:00That's unreal, isn't it?
31:01It must have been somebody's really good silverware.
31:04So I want to point out is that not every set of flatware is sterling.
31:09And in this case, this one we know, because it says sterling.
31:13But if you had picked this up and it didn't have anything that said sterling, then likely
31:20it would not be sterling.
31:21That's when I get worried.
31:23Do you want to look at this piece?
31:24Okay.
31:25The reason I want to show you is it's not sterling, okay?
31:28So the Hotel Modesto, when it was built in 1914, it was like the fancy place.
31:35So clearly they customized this for their location.
31:39It burned down in, I think, 1944.
31:42So a lot of people collect this hotel where they call it, right?
31:46But this is a harder piece to get.
31:48Oh, you mean, how are you doing, man?
31:49You're all right.
31:49Yeah.
31:50I like the voice of that thing right there.
31:52Hey!
31:52All righty.
31:54Well, you know the magical question was coming.
31:56Yeah.
31:57And the question is, how much money can you serve me up?
32:00I can serve you up for this.
32:05Well, you know the magical question was coming.
32:07Yeah.
32:08And the question is, how much money can you serve me up?
32:11I can serve you up for this.
32:13This eight ounces, I can serve you up around about 150, man.
32:18All righty, all righty.
32:19That's pretty cool, eh?
32:20I mean, a lot good tonight on that.
32:23On this one here, hmm.
32:30There ain't no poison ivy here, man.
32:32This is all good ivy.
32:33Good ivy.
32:3725, 100!
32:40Woo!
32:4025 big smackaroos, man.
32:42All right, that's a spoonful of money there.
32:45Congratulations.
32:46Oh.
32:47Jubilations.
32:48It is.
32:48I'm happy inside.
32:49I'm not showing it, though.
32:50Oh, okay, okay.
32:51I'm going to just go, sell it, and celebrate.
32:54Oh, celebrate.
32:55I'm an old kind of celebration guy.
32:57And what do you do?
32:58Drink beer and say yay.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I'm a big history nerd, so I'm excited to meet with Jeff Fulahan at the March Airfield
33:11Museum to find out more about the site.
33:14Hi, Jeff.
33:15Hi.
33:15Renee.
33:16Nice to meet you.
33:17Welcome to the Marchfield Air Museum.
33:18My wife, Casey.
33:19Hi, Casey.
33:19Nice to meet you, too.
33:20This place is absolutely amazing.
33:22Well, thank you.
33:23We're one of the largest air museums on the west coast of the United States.
33:26It's got a great collection.
33:27I can't wait to look around.
33:28But first, I brought you something.
33:30My laser beam sight collector attack sight destroyer ground something, maybe.
33:35Ah, that's a beauty.
33:37You know, these things are not normally in that beautiful condition.
33:40This is practically mint.
33:41But this is a K-11 gun sight that was built for a B-24 Liberator turret.
33:45Oh, for a bomber?
33:46For a bomber.
33:47I thought it was a fighter.
33:48No, they're a little bit different.
33:50Sperry made gun sights for fighters, too.
33:52They were made around 1943, 1944, a little late in the war.
33:56But this K-11 was specifically for the nose gun of a B-24.
34:00Why would a B-24 have a nose gun?
34:02They don't maneuver where they crown strap.
34:05During the Second World War, one of the biggest difficulties the bombers had is enemy fighters attacking them from the nose.
34:11They'd come straight on at them.
34:13And as they came at them, they had no way to defend themselves.
34:15So they actually built gun turrets into the nose of these bombers so that they would be able to fire at them.
34:21One of the real difficult things about aviation and gun sights in general is that what happens is you've got a target coming in at you like this, and then you're moving like this.
34:30So everything's in constant motion.
34:32So when you fire, you can't fire directly at whoever the target is.
34:35You've got to go ahead, yeah.
34:36You have to go out and it arcs, the bullets arc around like this, and that'll catch them as they come in.
34:41I played every simulator in the 90s that was a plane simulator.
34:45Well, then you know.
34:46That's exactly how it works.
34:47This, what it did is it would put a little sight called a PIP, a P-I-P, position indicator, right, right in the glass here.
34:55It would show you where that you should aim in order to be able to hit that fighter.
34:59It's got a couple of things on it that are really unique, too.
35:02Right here, you can set the altitude, and you can set your own speed, and then you lock this into the turret so it's lined up with the guns, and whenever it moves, it'll put that reflection right up there on the sight so you know exactly where you should be shooting in order to be able to hit that enemy fighter as it comes in.
35:17And is that an actual time period piece, or is that...
35:19This is absolutely, it's probably the most pristine example of a K-11 gun sight I've ever seen.
35:26Really?
35:26This is something that is absolutely priceless.
35:29It is unique.
35:30It is a piece of American history from the Second World War.
35:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:34Unique?
35:35History?
35:36Best you've ever seen?
35:37So how much would you invest in something like this to have the best one on display?
35:41I cannot legally say, according to the American Alliance of Museums, I can never put a price on an artifact.
35:46All I can never say is it's priceless.
35:50I'm priceless, but I'll do certain things for price.
35:53I'm just kidding.
35:53There's always an amount, right?
35:54You heard that here first.
35:55Well, can we check out some of those gun sights you were talking about?
35:59Absolutely.
36:00I want to see what it's like.
36:00Could you imagine back in the day, like, how little you had to be?
36:07Like, they would actually have to sit in here, and then they would have to lean over like this.
36:11And the entire time, they would just have to have their arms rested like this.
36:14And they always got to be ready to fight, right?
36:15Because you never know when a fighter comes out.
36:17And now you see him on your side.
36:19He's coming.
36:20It's a 190.
36:21He's coming to take you out.
36:22You know he's going to aim for the turret first.
36:24So you just be like, all right, come on, you German.
36:26Come over here!
36:30Joey!
36:31German's coming to your six!
36:34Captain, they're coming!
36:35There's more M109s coming!
36:37We don't know what to do!
36:39190s at your six!
36:40Ah!
36:41Uh, did you get him?
36:42I don't know, I was just going by instinct.
36:45I'm an instinct fighter.
36:46I don't think, I just go.
36:47Isn't that what they teach you, like, in just go?
36:50No, they never teach you instinct.
36:52Instinct will always get you in trouble.
36:53That's how I got married!
36:59I'm taking my mini-clock kit to see Dimitri Kosoi at Rush Hour, Georgia.
37:04Kumbaya!
37:06Sound like prison geeks.
37:09They said time is money, so here's hoping he'll give me a lot of it.
37:12Dimitri!
37:13Yes?
37:14Ken!
37:14Kenny!
37:15I called you earlier.
37:16Yes.
37:16I got this here, um, special find.
37:19Uh-huh.
37:19And that's why I called you to check it out for me.
37:22Okay, let's see.
37:24Ah, okay.
37:24I thought it was, like, somebody just collecting parts.
37:29No, it's not.
37:29And then it's a big old piece of floss.
37:33And it's an old watchmaker lid.
37:36Old watchmaker lid?
37:38Probably from 40s, 50s.
37:40Oh, really?
37:41Uh-huh.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Most likely made it Switzerland or Germany.
37:46They used to be the manufacturing for tools like that.
37:50Uh-huh.
37:51The watchmakers used to fix the broken pillars.
37:56The broken what now?
37:57See, in the end, there is a small pillar.
37:59All right.
38:00Oh, a pivot.
38:02Usually, if something like that breaks, so you put it in that machine.
38:06You cut it into the shape you need for the watch, you know?
38:10That's what that does, cut it?
38:12Yeah, that cuts.
38:13And you do it by hand.
38:14So if you need to fix something quick, you do that.
38:18Uh-huh.
38:18So a watch lathe fixes those teeny tiny mechanical pieces that lives inside of the watch.
38:24What kind of condition do you think it's in right now?
38:26It's in pretty good shape.
38:28Yeah?
38:28Yeah.
38:29Is this the, you think this is the original case, too?
38:31Yeah, it is the original case.
38:33The case worked my to tune in.
38:35No, it's just a nice addition.
38:37Yeah?
38:38So is this a professional watch fixer-upper or amateur one?
38:43No, it is a professional.
38:44There's a professional?
38:45That's for somebody who knows what he's doing.
38:47What they're doing?
38:47Yeah.
38:48Does this work on all kind of watches, old watches, new watches?
38:52Pretty much any watch which has a mechanical part which needs fixing, it's possible, yeah.
38:59We know time is money, but how much money is this time worth?
39:03Can you give me a price on this?
39:04Uh, nowadays, I would say something like that costs, um, like $850.
39:17That's what I'm talking about.
39:19Dang it.
39:20Tick-tocking, it don't stop.
39:23About time I saw some profit.
39:26What?
39:26You start seeing something?
39:27Oh, yeah, you got to put it way up to you.
39:28Ooh, this, I can see clearly now that time is gone.
39:34Kasey planned a little layover at Vintage Productions to see Bob Chat.
39:41She is desperate to see profit in our sight.
39:45Bob!
39:45Hey, how are you?
39:46Good to see you.
39:47Nice to see you.
39:47How are you?
39:48You know, Kasey?
39:48Hello.
39:49I found something cool I need your expertise on.
39:52Oh, that's really cool.
39:53It's the K-11 Spearie gun sight.
39:55This was, like, revolutionary.
39:57It was used in the front nose of the B-24.
39:59As the plane, no matter how high it went or how fast it was going, this piece would adjust
40:03the gun sights for the .50 caliber machine guns.
40:05This advanced the U.S. air power like it had never been done before.
40:08No more Germans coming on the front, huh?
40:11Germans, Japanese, everything.
40:12I mean, this set made the B-24s just untouchable.
40:16Wow.
40:17Do you see these a lot?
40:18In the military business, you will see them.
40:20Old pilots want to have them.
40:22You know, airplane enthusiasts want to have them.
40:25And they sell frequently.
40:27You'll see them hit the market.
40:28Okay.
40:28Have you ever seen one in this good of a conditional?
40:30No.
40:30I will say that's the best conditional I've ever seen.
40:32You're the second person telling me that today.
40:34You know, one thing that's always missing when you look at these is the lamp, and you've got
40:38the lamp in there.
40:39That's always missing.
40:41So that's a plus.
40:41It's usually they're all beat up.
40:43They're scratched.
40:44Pieces are broken on it.
40:45Well, I got a really good, reliable source.
40:48It's priceless.
40:49I don't think it's priceless.
40:51We can go from there.
40:53So, you know, my main concern.
40:54How strong is the market with this, and how much can I get out of it?
40:58You know, you'll see these all over the spectrum.
41:01You'll see them really super high, people hoping to catch somebody.
41:04But, you know, I think because of the condition, the bulb's there, all the lenses there, the
41:09condition is fantastic.
41:10This one should sell for $4.50.
41:17Actually, that's pretty good money.
41:18I mean, it's all profit at this point.
41:20But you know what?
41:21I think I'm going to have to keep it.
41:22Take it home, put it in the bathroom, and you're going to work on your aim, right?
41:25It's...
41:27It's that...
41:28Casey!
41:31Oh, that's okay.
41:33Ivy Calvin turned silver into money, serving up 2,800 smackaroos.
41:42Kenny Crossley watched his bank account grow to over 600 bucks.
41:49Renee and Casey took aim and...
41:51Sorry, Flyboy.
41:52I'm selling this.
41:54Renee and Casey took aim and bagged a $365 profit, while Brandy Passante returned home cold and wet.
42:06All right, Kenny, time to learn how to swim.
42:09I'm right here.
42:10I won't let you drown.
42:11That was a lifeguard in high school.
42:12Sure, pal.
42:13Yeah.
42:15Bruh.
42:15Come on.
42:16Come on.
42:17There you go.
42:19Come on.
42:19Ooh!
42:20Damn!
42:21It almost took my nuts, bro.
42:23Oh!
42:24Come on, Kenny.
42:25Come on.
42:25One more step.
42:26No, no, no, no.
42:27This...
42:27This...
42:27This enough on lesson one.
42:29Come on.
42:29I'm sorry.
42:30I'm sorry.
42:31We're still friends.
42:31Adios, amiga.
42:33I got a better idea, homie.
42:37Stop.
42:38I'm swimming.
42:39Look at me swimming, girl.
42:43Woo!
42:43This is cold.
42:44Hold your breath.
42:45Great first lesson.
42:47You're doing great.
42:48Proud of you.
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