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00:00Oh bullshit, you never changed a nappy.
00:02I did.
00:02Mick, you did not.
00:04Well...
00:04You certainly did not.
00:06I recall changing nappies.
00:07I don't know, it certainly wasn't our children.
00:10For over a decade in Australia...
00:13Yay! Look at this!
00:14Yes, my favourite!
00:16Oh my God, not these side guys again.
00:18You've loved watching people watch TV.
00:20Oh, I don't know why I'm embarrassed.
00:22It's just so cringe-worthy.
00:24So we wondered, what have been some of your highlights?
00:26Oh, this would be interesting.
00:28Who would actually watch this?
00:29Come with us, as we check out some fan favourites
00:32from the past 23 seasons.
00:34This is the best of the best.
00:36I'll make a series out of anything.
00:38Looks pretty cheap to me.
00:39There's Jutman's Shark with this episode.
00:42Tonight, we say hello again
00:44to one of the most infamous TV finales.
00:46What?
00:47What?
00:48What?
00:48What the...
00:52Get a little dirty in one of your favourite gardens.
00:55He's a peony grower.
00:56What did I just say?
00:58Peonies!
00:58Peonies!
00:59I love big ones.
01:01I love small ones.
01:02I love red ones.
01:03How can she not laugh?
01:04Because she hasn't got a mind like you.
01:07And tear up with everyone's favourite Queensland cartoon
01:10that's become the most watched show in the world.
01:13Bluey!
01:14This will hit you in all your feels.
01:16This is beautiful.
01:17You're crying.
01:18Yes, I'm crying.
01:19Ah, Bluey.
01:20What are you doing to me?
01:28Where's Malik?
01:29Where's Malik?
01:30I can't see my...
01:30There he is!
01:32Where is he?
01:33Where is he?
01:34I can't see...
01:34Where's Malik?
01:36There he is!
01:37Can you do where's Jad now?
01:38Where's Jad?
01:39Where's Jad?
01:40Where's Jad?
01:40Where's Jad?
01:41No one cares!
01:42To kick off our Gogglebox fan favourites, we simply couldn't go past...
01:46The worst piece of absolute, unadulterated, psychological shit.
01:52I'm excited for this one.
01:53Thank you so much.
01:55Fill it up, go, keep going.
01:56Just take it easy.
01:57Keep going, Woody, keep going.
01:59Shut up.
01:59Cannot wait for this.
02:00I've thought about it pretty much every morning.
02:02You need to get a job.
02:03And back in 2019, the biggest reality show in the country brought some of the most memorable
02:08faces to our screens.
02:10And all of our participants are preparing to gather for one final dinner party.
02:16Oh, this is a reunion.
02:17We're getting the bed back together.
02:19That's right.
02:20This episode sees the return of all your favourite...
02:23I can't wait.
02:24Like, I'm just so excited.
02:26Uh, let's rephrase that.
02:28All the participants.
02:29There's weather event Sirel.
02:31Well wind Sirel.
02:32Cyclone.
02:33The tornado.
02:34Cyclone.
02:35Earthquake.
02:35Okay, moving on.
02:36Because also at the final dinner party is...
02:39Oh, there's bitch face.
02:40She looks like a Turkish wrestler, covered in oil.
02:44The dinner is served.
02:46Here comes the phone.
02:47To fully appreciate this dinner party, it helps to understand the 40 plus episodes of
02:52conflict that have led to this moment.
02:54I want to go down there.
02:55No, don't.
02:57Because this is going to be absolute UFC.
02:58In summary, Innes can't stand Sam.
03:01Sam can't stand Liz and Innes.
03:03Liz can't stand Sam and Innes.
03:05Martha can't stand Sirel.
03:07Nick and Tamara can't stand Dan.
03:09No one can stand Jess, which Jess can't understand.
03:12Sirel can't stand anyone.
03:14And after a few more of these, she won't be able to stand.
03:16She's going to give that champagne a good nudge.
03:19We've got liftoff.
03:21In five.
03:22Getting fuelled up.
03:23Four.
03:24Let's have another drink.
03:25Three.
03:26What's she drinking now?
03:28Two.
03:28Have another drink.
03:30One.
03:30My hooah is bored.
03:32Elmer job up to your husband.
03:35Ha ha, Cyril!
03:36Hey!
03:37Oh my God.
03:39I'm going to pour my drink on her.
03:41Yes?
03:41That's a good idea.
03:42Please do get up and do it.
03:44I want you to do it.
03:45Go!
03:47Shit, she's going to do it.
03:48Do it!
03:49Woo!
03:50Woo!
03:50Go!
03:51Ask me nicely.
03:53Oh my God!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh my God!
03:58Are you shitting?
03:59Oh my God!
04:01Oh my God!
04:02Oh my God!
04:03He's got me!
04:04He's got me!
04:05Oh my God, no!
04:06Oh my God!
04:06Oh my God!
04:08No!
04:09There's a puncher!
04:10Please relax!
04:11Coach, Coach, relax, please!
04:13Oh my God!
04:14Oh my God!
04:14Shit!
04:15Shit!
04:18I love this shit!
04:23Really base and rudimentary behaviour.
04:25What it feels like to me is being the year nine coordinator
04:28and having these two 15-year-old girls in your office
04:31and you're trying to sort out this stupid shit.
04:34Well, there was plenty more of that to sort out
04:37as the whining continued for...
04:39The final day of the experiment.
04:42Oh, yes!
04:43Hooray!
04:43Nishkar Allah!
04:45Thank you!
04:47In this episode, they all get together to reflect and exchange ideas
04:51in what can only be described as a kind of maths debate.
04:55I think groups of women under pressure don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure.
05:00Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:03Oh my God!
05:05Oh my God!
05:06There's differences between men and women.
05:08Oh, come on!
05:08It's not your mouth!
05:09Mike's got the worst case of fooling mouth than I've ever seen.
05:12A matriarchy and a patriarchy are two different things entirely.
05:15Everyone's sinking into their seats like this.
05:17Don't mistake that.
05:19These girls have fallen apart and the men have it.
05:21Look at her faces!
05:22She looks like an emu!
05:24Maybe this just doesn't speak to their biology.
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28I feel sick.
05:30I feel stained.
05:32It's time for me to go to sleep.
05:34In the race to become the least popular person on television, Mike passes the baton to Jess,
05:39who sprints to the finish.
05:40Let's get up Dan and Jess.
05:42Dan and Jess!
05:43Oh my God!
05:44She looks like little Bo Peep.
05:47Jessica dumped her first husband, Mick, to try things on with Dan.
05:51I'm really happy.
05:52But as Dan's about to learn, he wasn't even her first choice second husband.
05:56That was another guy called Nick.
05:57Let's take a look at how it all unfolded.
06:01I'm excited!
06:03Yes, I do find Nick very attractive.
06:07I am sexually attracted to Nick.
06:11So Dan was third run off the ladder.
06:13Oh my God!
06:14She freaking just leapfrogged.
06:17Your legs are like 7-Eleven.
06:18They're open for business 24-7.
06:22I love it!
06:24Tyrell, if I wanted your opinion on Kiki Kennel.
06:26Kiki Kennel.
06:29Does it get any better than this?
06:31Probably not.
06:32So that's a good note to end on.
06:34Oh my God.
06:35It is done.
06:37We've been released.
06:38We can now start going out and leading normal lives.
06:41That was the best show ever.
06:43Like best show.
06:46Hello.
06:47Don't wake her up.
06:58Where's the baby?
06:59Come on.
07:00Trixie.
07:01Oh, you look terrible.
07:03Oh, don't be mean to her.
07:05I can't look at her.
07:06Why?
07:07It's so unattractive.
07:08The cone of shame.
07:10If I got a big olive, she'd be like a martini glass.
07:14Look.
07:15Fan favourites come in all shapes and sizes.
07:18And back in 2018, one of the biggest fan favourites came from a Friday night lifestyle program on the ABC.
07:24Oh, Gardening Australia.
07:26Yeah.
07:27This looks boring.
07:28In the nursing home, they'd love it.
07:30Oh.
07:30Good morning.
07:31Now, Gardening Australia might have the best host on Australian TV.
07:35G'day Gardening.
07:36Oh, sick Costa.
07:38What a beard.
07:39This guy's the real life agro cartoon connection.
07:41Each week, Costa...
07:43Wait, that's not...
07:44Oh, there he is.
07:46And his merry band of sidekicks talk us through all things garden.
07:50It's called one bed veg.
07:51Who is this guy?
07:53That is a fashion set up.
07:55He looks like he's drawn from the era of the burnt witches.
07:57Garden people are weird, hey?
07:59Yes, I love them.
08:01Why do some variegated plants lose their variegation?
08:04Sometimes that variegation...
08:05Sorry, but these people...
08:07This is quite an interesting question.
08:09I ask that question all the time.
08:11Why do they?
08:12Some plants lose their variegation.
08:14Can you imagine a dinner party at his place?
08:16You never know, he might surprise you.
08:19One of the most useful products I find in the garden is pantyhose.
08:23What?
08:24At the moment, I'm using pantyhose to protect jackfruit from...
08:27I hope he's just pulled out a stocking from his wife's drawer and cut it in half,
08:31and he's like, look, you can hide your bananas in here.
08:34They burst, release their seed into the pantyhose,
08:37What, so the pantyhose catch his seed?
08:39Mate, he's doing IVF for plants.
08:41This man's totally insane.
08:43Sorry, Jane, took your stockings again.
08:45A weird word of the week from the garden.
08:47Here's Leo Sayer.
08:48Fecund.
08:49What?
08:49Beg your pardon?
08:50What did he just say to us?
08:52Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:54I think someone called me that in the car the other day.
08:57It's funny, Fecund wouldn't turn right.
08:58And the meaning is highly fertile.
09:01Like Millie.
09:05What?
09:08For context, our West Australian annual wildflowers are highly fecund.
09:14Hi, I'm Isabelle.
09:15I'm highly fecund.
09:15That should be my new Tinder profile.
09:17What a ripper.
09:18Fecund off.
09:21I never thought Gardening Australia could be so funny.
09:24You are both disgusting.
09:27Next, we meet a bloke totally, unquestionably besotted with peonies.
09:34What?
09:35With what?
09:36Fecund to say.
09:37With peonies.
09:38Peonies?
09:39Peonies.
09:39I've been growing peonies for about 20 years now.
09:43He's a peony grower.
09:45Peonies are so special to me because...
09:49Yes, we know.
09:52Oh my gosh.
09:53There are three main types of peonies.
09:55I love big ones.
09:56I love small ones.
09:57I love red ones.
09:58I love touching peonies.
09:59I love smelling peonies.
10:01You will never be disappointed.
10:03I've never been disappointed by any peony I've seen.
10:06I have a peony in my garden and it refuses to flower.
10:10Don't you hate it when your peony won't flower?
10:14Listen, now, stop now.
10:15This is an unbelievable, exceptional peony.
10:19Oh, the bottle.
10:20The bottle, the bottle.
10:22The bottle.
10:22Peonies can be brought inside and you can enjoy the pleasure inside.
10:25You can enjoy it in your bedroom.
10:27You'll look over the fence and enjoy your neighbour's peony.
10:29The more I learn, the more I'm still attracted to these beautiful peonies.
10:38What the hell?
10:39I'm seeing something out of The Exorcist.
10:41I'd love to come over to your place sometime and check out all your peonies.
10:51Look, this is a serious gardening show, so it's time to get our minds off peonies.
10:56Here's Sophie and she's holding a great big...
10:59Here we go.
11:00Oh, for God's sake.
11:01How can she not laugh?
11:03Holding a great big phallus.
11:04Because she hasn't got a mind like you.
11:07Look, I can barely fit my hand around it.
11:10OK, moving on.
11:12Pumpkins.
11:13Surely there's nothing about a pumpkin that could possibly...
11:15Oh, come on now.
11:18You can't have something that size and shape in a shed out the back.
11:22Down near my pumpkin patch.
11:24You wouldn't go near her pumpkin patch, I'm telling you.
11:26Forget it.
11:28I thought that was going to be the most boring show of all time,
11:31but in some ways it was delightfully awkward.
11:33Come on, there's a lot of people that love watching The Garden Show.
11:37I can see why.
11:39Why?
11:40Because they can't bring themselves to watch porn, so this is the next best thing.
11:54It's actually so funny, whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant
11:56and then we see a table that aren't Asian ordering food,
12:00we always say fried rice.
12:03What do we normally get?
12:04Special fried rice.
12:05Yes.
12:06Spring rolls.
12:06You like the spring rolls.
12:07Lemon chicken.
12:09Lemon chicken?
12:10Yes.
12:10Steak and black bean.
12:11The black bean sauce thing.
12:13That's what we get really, isn't it?
12:14Yep.
12:14And it's beautiful.
12:16Aww.
12:17Cooking shows have always been a fan favourite on Gogglebox,
12:21and in 2022 there was one in particular that really hit the spot.
12:25The best dishes in the world aren't made by Michelin star chefs in fancy kitchens.
12:30Yeah, it's made by me at home.
12:32Ah, no.
12:33According to host Dan Hong, it can be found in the streets.
12:36In this series we're going to hit the streets.
12:38Street food.
12:39Yes.
12:40On the street, baby.
12:41Yum.
12:42How good is street food?
12:43Nah.
12:43None of this fine food stuff.
12:45Get in your thongs, get in the streets.
12:51The streets with dong.
12:53Dan Hong.
12:55One of my favourite chefs.
12:56He looks like Jeff Hugel.
12:57He does, hey.
12:58Do you know Dan Hong?
13:00Contrary to most belief, I don't know every Asian out there.
13:03Nearly every culture has their own version of the meatball.
13:06We've got kofta.
13:07I'm talking about the iconic kofta.
13:09Kofta!
13:10I told you!
13:11I told you kofta!
13:12I'm eating kofta!
13:13You're eating kofta!
13:14I'm eating kofta!
13:15Hey, don't touch my kofta!
13:17Kofta!
13:17Kofta!
13:18Kofta!
13:19Isn't it the kofta?
13:20Or kofta.
13:21It's kofta!
13:22Not kofta!
13:23It's kofta!
13:24Also known as kofta.
13:25Or kofta.
13:26I think I've been calling kofta once in a while.
13:28So we're starting with some lamb mince.
13:31Don't piss up Dan!
13:33Dan, I swear to God, don't!
13:34I'm going to add a big pinch of salt.
13:36Oh my God!
13:38That is like snow on and out!
13:40That's normal, Mum.
13:41That's taste cake.
13:42That's the missing ingredient.
13:44So what we're going to do is make some little sausage shapes.
13:47Don't throw me balls!
13:48Put them on a skewer, Dan!
13:49So I'm just going to make five or six.
13:51You're doing the chunky small ones!
13:52Put them on a skewer!
13:53And then we can start frying these bad boys.
13:55Put them in a skewer, Dan!
13:58Oh, baby!
13:59Mmm!
14:00Oh yeah!
14:00I like that!
14:01No!
14:02So we might be able to do this later.
14:04Yeah, it's like a risal.
14:05It's simple!
14:06Dad, you always say that everything is easy.
14:08The only thing you can make is a pasta.
14:10Just keep quiet, Ethan!
14:13Why are you building it like the Egyptian pyramids?
14:16Lebanese, they love lemon.
14:17We're not Turkish!
14:18You don't put the lemon on it!
14:19You better have some hummus, Dan.
14:22Where's the hummus?
14:23I can't watch this.
14:24We'd better move on.
14:24My dad saw this.
14:25He'd be losing it!
14:27Next is a Thai classic.
14:30Patrapow!
14:31Yum!
14:31Bang!
14:32Whack!
14:32Crapow!
14:33Pork or chicken with a sweet and spicy sauce?
14:36Nah.
14:36Oh, come on.
14:37Find out what's in there before you dismiss it.
14:39Garlic?
14:39Nah.
14:40And the chillies?
14:41Nah.
14:41Pork mince?
14:42Yeah.
14:42Snake beans?
14:43Nah.
14:44We've got some fish sauce?
14:45Fish sauce?
14:47Nah.
14:47Light soy sauce?
14:49Nah.
14:51Oyster sauce?
14:52Jesus Christ.
14:52See, I'd eat that.
14:54I'm going to make that another way.
14:55What, so that's how I can eat it?
14:56Yes.
14:56Without the garlic and chilli and those beans looking things.
15:00So, just pork mince?
15:01Yeah.
15:01I reckon that'd be really nice.
15:03It comes with rice.
15:04Nah, I don't want rice.
15:05How about an egg?
15:06The egg looks dead.
15:07It should be dead.
15:09Now I want to make that tomorrow.
15:10No, I want to make the other one first.
15:14Kapata, kufa, what his name is.
15:15It's kapata!
15:16Let's move on again.
15:17When you hear delicious street food, do you think?
15:20Asian.
15:21Italy.
15:21Indonesia.
15:22Germany.
15:22What?
15:23Germany loves their sausages.
15:25Currywurst.
15:26We love our sausages.
15:27We love our currywurst.
15:29Oh, we love our currywurst.
15:31I've got these two snags here.
15:32Why is that sausage so white?
15:35It's German.
15:36That's why it's thick and it's a mouthful.
15:39Chimamamam.
15:40They've got some hot chips.
15:41Those sausages look gross.
15:43Oh.
15:44Curry powder.
15:45We've seen three meals and this is the whitest meal you've ever seen.
15:48I know.
15:49You know what's even better than this?
15:51The same thing on a stick.
15:53Oh.
15:53Oh.
15:54Just going to insert.
15:55Oh.
15:55Oh.
15:56Chopsticks from the bottom.
15:58Oh.
15:58I actually sold a few catheters today.
16:00Oh.
16:01Into the batter.
16:02You know, I look at that and all I think is like, oh my God.
16:06You can see it's nicely coated.
16:12It's going to coat.
16:13Oh.
16:14Oh.
16:15There you go big boy.
16:17Oh.
16:18Look how big it's gotten though.
16:20You always say that.
16:21But this actually smells.
16:24No, this is too easy.
16:25This is too easy to regain yourself.
16:27This is a stitch off.
16:34Is this like a tutorial?
16:37Wow.
16:38Did you?
16:39Look at it.
16:40The size of your mouth.
16:43Mate.
16:43It's really good.
16:44It's really good.
16:45His jaw is going to lock.
16:47Okay.
16:47I probably won't be making that for the missus.
16:51Because she's going to look at that.
16:52You'd love it.
16:53And she's going to look at this and she's going to go.
16:54I'm moving to Germany.
16:56Yeah.
17:21It's really good.
17:24It's really good.
17:24Look this morning.
17:25But the good thing is that mum's so deaf she wouldn't hear anything anyway.
17:29Well that's a blessing.
17:30What was that?
17:31I missed it.
17:32There you go.
17:34During the second year of Gogglebox we caught up with the return of Australia's favourite
17:38Renault show.
17:39The block is back.
17:41Yeah, the block.
17:42You're on the block.
17:43The block is back.
17:45Oh!
17:45You are on the block.
17:47The block.
17:47The block.
17:48I didn't even know it ended.
17:49The final of this won't be until Boxing Day and they'll call it Bloxing Day.
17:53Bloxing Day auctions.
17:55And one episode became an instant fan favourite.
18:00Everyone's renovating a bathroom and much of the drama centred on older contestant Dan.
18:05We've got a problem here, buddy.
18:07There's graffiti all over your wall.
18:08As with all contestants, Dan must have his room approved by Keith, the foreman.
18:13This is a sand pit.
18:16After pointing out the floors in contestant Dan's screed floor, foreman Keith goes to see
18:21his assistant foreman, also called Dan, to check for floors in another contestant's screed floor.
18:26We had to get Dan and Keith to okay the screed before they could waterproof.
18:31Why is Dan there?
18:32I'm confused.
18:32Is there another Dan?
18:33I don't know.
18:34Dan the contestant.
18:35Dan the, what is he called?
18:36Foreman.
18:37And Dan's just measured the finished floor level of where the screed is.
18:40He.
18:41Yes.
18:42Dan.
18:43Is the contestant.
18:44No!
18:45Gotta get the all clear from Keith and Dan.
18:47Oh, that's Dan.
18:49Which one's Keith?
18:50So today's D-Day for Dan.
18:53Keith and Dan confront Dan about the time Dan is taking to fix the floor Keith found
18:57in his floor.
18:59Now the three men, two of whom are four men, argue whether the floor men can fix the flawed
19:04floor before the lower floor needs to fix their ceiling, which both foremen, including
19:09Dan, point out is Dan's floor.
19:11Who are you?
19:12Dan better, is his name Dan?
19:14I don't know, yeah.
19:15Yeah, the old bloke.
19:15He better get his ass into gear.
19:17Loved up couple Julia and Sasha, meanwhile, are having troubles of their own.
19:22They discover an issue with their puddle flange.
19:24Puddle flange.
19:25Their flange.
19:26You gotta watch the flange.
19:29That's an awful word.
19:30It's a great word.
19:32The flange.
19:32The flange.
19:33That's the flange.
19:34If the puddle flange isn't waterproof properly.
19:37Just watch your flange.
19:38Look out.
19:39It's a bit uneven there.
19:40You can get your hand in the flange.
19:42Yeah, it doesn't fit properly.
19:44It was just problem after problem.
19:46And the girls are worried about their flange.
19:48Can't you put some filler in it?
19:50In the flange?
19:51Yeah.
20:11Good with the fingers.
20:13Some of our sourciest fan favourites...
20:15Oh, my God!
20:16..have come from reality dating shows.
20:18Oh, my God!
20:19Like the time we tuned in for...
20:22Oh, my God!
20:23..the highbrow Aussie version of Love Island.
20:26Oh, my God!
20:28Imagine Holly on Love Island.
20:30Oh, my God!
20:31With a wedgie!
20:33And the thing is, I reckon I'll be picking it the whole time.
20:36Holly!
20:37You know how last week we thought we'd hit the rock bottom of Australian TV?
20:41We were just halfway there, my friend.
20:43OK, well, how about the time we tuned in to another fan fave
20:46that was all about a classic tale of romance?
20:48What is this?
20:50It's the age-old story of Americans who find a partner online,
20:53then travel overseas to meet them in person for the first time,
20:57and whilst there, decide whether or not to perform the grand romantic gesture
21:01of applying for a K-1 non-immigrant visa for a fiancé
21:05under the International Marriage Broker Regulation Act of 2005.
21:10Beautiful.
21:12That's right.
21:13It's...
21:1390-day fiancé.
21:15Wow, I'm excited.
21:17To meet our first pair of star-crossed lovers,
21:20we're off to the traditional city of love.
21:23Manila.
21:24This is crazy!
21:25Oh, no.
21:26Today's my first day in Manila with Rose.
21:28Oh, my God!
21:30Oh, my God!
21:31Oh, my God!
21:32I want to lose your card.
21:37Oh, Jesus.
21:39Rosemary and Ed.
21:40What do you think Rose sees in Ed?
21:43How much is that all?
21:44House and land package in San Diego.
21:46I don't know if that's an assumption you should make.
21:49Keep the change.
21:50Mick, excuse me, she's about 19 and he's 54.
21:53Come on.
21:54My family's from the Philippines and I'm telling you now,
21:57I know what this is about.
21:58This is the way to get to the US.
22:00I wonder what the exchange is.
22:02I can tell you what it is.
22:03Oh!
22:04This is just a racist cultural cliché.
22:07No, it's definitely a love story.
22:09Just like our next couple.
22:12Oh, my God!
22:13Look at this pair.
22:14Oh, role reversal.
22:16I've been in Nigeria for a few days with my fiancé Usman.
22:19Oh, my God!
22:20She looks like she's adopted him on, like, a trip.
22:23Now he's growing up.
22:24We are staying in a hotel so we can have some privacy.
22:26Do they have sex?
22:27I bet they do.
22:29Oh, gross.
22:29I know, man.
22:30I'm trying to wait as well.
22:31Okay, well, if that's too much, let's just head back to Manila.
22:34My God, I forgot about this pair.
22:36He is a happy couple.
22:38He looks like Violet when she ate a blueberry in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
22:42Well, get ready for this blueberry to put a cherry on top of tonight's date.
22:46So there's a test that you can take.
22:47A test?
22:48Yeah, a test.
22:48It's a test.
22:50Fidelity test.
22:51Elijah, take the test.
22:53STD.
22:54Oh!
22:55It's a great way to start off, T.
22:58Look at the face on her.
22:59You can tell when an Asian gets angry.
23:01Like, I always know when Mum's about to whack me and feather duster.
23:04Her eyes go like...
23:04Oh, yeah, it's the eyes.
23:05I bet him.
23:06Bet him.
23:07Bet him.
23:08Hurt.
23:09Leave him.
23:10Get out while you can, girl.
23:11For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
23:14Look, at the end of the day, he's not going to put his neck out on the line.
23:17All right, moving on.
23:18Because in 2018, we fell in love with one of our favourite finales.
23:22The conclusion to the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins' love story in...
23:26The Badjula.
23:27The Badjula.
23:28Get it?
23:29The Badjula.
23:30Get it?
23:31Yes.
23:31Honey Badjula.
23:33Badjula.
23:33Badjula.
23:34Get it?
23:34Holy Struth.
23:35Talk about rollercoaster rides.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:37He looks like once a jolly swagman.
23:40This has been challenging.
23:41It's been insane.
23:42Hello.
23:43I've got absolutely no shoulders.
23:46How are you doing today?
23:48Is one of these amazing girls going to be the...
23:51Future Mrs Honey Badger.
23:52Actually, Mrs Honey Badger sounds like a porn name, doesn't it?
23:55Yeah, best not to go with Mrs Honey Badger.
23:57How about...
23:58The Badgers found the beaver.
24:00Let's just go with Nick's choosing his girlfriend.
24:02So, who's left?
24:03Brittany and Sophie.
24:04Which ones are they?
24:05Describe them because I don't know.
24:06Sophie Blonde.
24:07Brittany Brunette.
24:08Ah.
24:09Let's start with the blonde.
24:11Harry High Pants.
24:13What is going on?
24:15High waisted shorts.
24:16They're trendy.
24:17They're random Nick.
24:18Don't worry, they won't be there for long.
24:21Hello, hello.
24:23Oh, we've gone in.
24:25Shut up, Mum.
24:26After a quick blow dry, it's off to a rug,
24:28in time for Sophie to open up.
24:30I literally evaluate myself.
24:32Shit, Sophie's putting it out there.
24:33I'm obviously falling, like, in love with you.
24:36Now he's going to have to kiss her to shut her up.
24:40Talking's not my specialty, kissing is.
24:42The next night and the rug is now a couch.
24:45And we pick up the I love you's with Brittany.
24:48I'm falling in love with you.
24:49Everyone throws around the love word like it's a freaking lollipop or something.
24:53What?
24:55He's not into her.
24:57What's he doing?
24:57Oh, no, he's doing closed mouth kiss.
25:00Cows bum.
25:01Cows bum.
25:02Cows bum.
25:02Like cat's bum, I mean.
25:03Cows bum.
25:04Cows bum.
25:05Cows bum.
25:07Decision time.
25:09You reckon he's going to go blonde or brunette?
25:11I reckon he's going to go blonde.
25:13Oh, look at that bum.
25:15Holy shit on toast.
25:17Yeah, he's choosing Sophie.
25:18Sophie.
25:19100%.
25:20I think she's the best choice.
25:23Here we go.
25:24So whoever gets out first is the loser.
25:27There's going to be dark head girl.
25:28Brittany.
25:29Brittany's gone.
25:31Here we go.
25:32The tie is flat at the back.
25:37Oh!
25:39No, dammit!
25:41I'm not able to wholeheartedly commit to you.
25:44Do you want a root though?
25:45Well, it wouldn't be The Bachelor without a happy ending.
25:48We've just hit the agony.
25:49It's almost time for the ecstasy, Simon.
25:51This is like the good bit.
25:52This is what makes Bachelor worth watching.
25:54The declaration of love.
25:56I've developed strong feelings for you, Brittany.
25:57Say love her.
25:58You have to.
25:59It's part of your contract to say I love you.
26:00You're an amazing woman.
26:01And I love you.
26:03When I say those three words.
26:06Say it.
26:07I want to really mean it.
26:10Listen to this music.
26:11It's just, it's just lifting.
26:23I love you.
26:24I can't give 100% of me to you.
26:30You're on the side.
26:31What?!
26:33What?
26:35What?
26:36What?
26:37What?
26:38What the...
26:40Sh.
26:41What?
26:42This time has come to an end and let you go.
26:44what the only thing more tragic than a broken heart is two broken hearts he's
27:05gotta be very lost I feel sorry for him five minutes ago these women said he's
27:10the best thing that ever walks the face now they're flipped the size I was emotionally unstable I don't
27:15know what he's looking for well obviously it's not you trudging that's a trudge mate how long
27:21until this becomes a meme I like him take your clothes off and go in the water
27:39and I was in the bathroom with me that's one of the other secretaries someone went to the loo
27:46and I'm just talking to your ass I know over the years we've learned heaps from TV from docos about
27:57the life of humans I don't think there's a greater joy than your firstborn baby making Holly feel
28:02pretty good to docos about the life of yes can I get a big cuddle like that no it was
28:10one of our
28:10youngest goggle boxes kangaroo not kangaroo what's that yeah that was always a fan fave look at that
28:17when it came to learning about animals dolphins the whale how does it feel to be corrected by a
28:23four-year-old not nice and the learnings continued in 2023 with a fan favorite moment involving her
28:30how does that move we've got a cow here that is obviously gonna carve I don't tell me gonna put
28:37your hand up we're just gonna help maybe take your bracelets off first right she's doing it
28:44with 5,000 bangles on her arm she used to have 5,001 bangles on her arm cow walk around
28:49here at
28:49jangling he's been on the way a little while oh my goodness it's having a baby block your eyes
29:04how shocked he is he's in shock
29:09is that the cow's vagina or no they see do you really know where babies come from
29:28yeah hello can you bring a nice cube over here please don't throw it
29:34oh holly holly holly mama
29:40oh my god that's my good glass too i've just raised a family of dickheads
29:53from breaking glass to breaking records in 2024 holly dalton gave us a memorable fan fave moment
30:00during the quiz show the one percent club i love this show we've got a hundred players
30:05all right here we go this is the 90 percent question all right we should all get this right
30:12mia doesn't want to lose this game of noughts and crosses where should she place her next cross
30:18you gotta like your brain really has to think what do you mean it's not the crosses b let's have
30:23a
30:24look at the answer b easy shit honestly oh my god
30:30the title of which popular song is indicated here
30:34eye of the tiger
30:36eye of the tiger can anyone tell me the band who played it who cares what number would be next
30:46huh i reckon it'll be 398
30:50398 398 look at holly go that is so good i'm so proud of you holly why are you being
30:56so
30:57condescending as if i don't know anything which of these couples gets completely consumed by
31:02valentine's day what is this question this is hurting my brain okay so i think that valentine's
31:11day if you spell it steven laney spells valentine's day steven laney you're on it holly steven laney
31:19it is an anagram of valentine's day an anagram holly we're actually learning how you think holly
31:26this is the five percent question what three letter word is missing from this unusual list
31:37i don't know so these are planets so neptune is the last one what do you get it mum no
31:45uranus
31:46mercury neptune oh where's earth a r t a r t time is up what's the answer the answer is
31:56art
31:59i've got an absolute one in a billion oh oh my god how does that mind work you are the
32:06last two
32:07players standing which means you both have a shot at the one percent question okay you're the one
32:12percent holly no pressure let's not talk bonnie is planning a heist in a coded message she instructs
32:18her accomplice about which type of escape vehicle to bring what
32:24i can literally see their brains calculating
32:32um a sports car helicopter well it says boat there gazebo a top oh i think she could be on
32:39it
32:41time is up no no no now i'm freaking out the answer is boat
32:46boat you absolute weirder
32:53that's amazing that you can see that that is amazing people think like when they see things
32:59they go oh that's it it must be something like that whereas my brain's like let's really think
33:04about it let's really work you think before you speak half the time yeah no i don't we've been
33:10looking for 20 something years and now we've found it
33:26what's that our wedding invite oh wow is this for me or do i get to bring a partner
33:31no this is for you no plus one no plus one who's your plus one to put your mystery plus
33:38one on it
33:39means someone's not getting invited that we actually know in 2017 we witnessed one of our
33:45favorite gogglebox moments go sit down and watch the news it's happy gay day australia votes yes to
33:51marriage equality yes yes yes yes yes yeah amazing day today good evening welcome to the project
33:57it's all rainbows god it's such a beautiful day here is how it all played out for the national
34:03result yes responses seven million eight hundred and seventeen thousand and two hundred and forty
34:09seven representing sixty one point six percent of clear responses i just can't believe it
34:14i actually felt proud today me too i'm proud to be australian today just brought happiness to a lot of
34:21people now my brother can get married if he wants to my cousins all some of our favoritest people in
34:27the world can get married i think it was interesting because it felt like a really terrible process had
34:31delivered a really tremendous moment this is just 50 years of pent-up shame and shit and finally today
34:39you know that whole fear that everyone hates you and doesn't accept you is not true magda
34:45balski joins us now from sydney she's been a great spokesperson when i think of the yes campaign
34:52i think of her she must be over the moon i feel like i've been run over by a big
34:55gay rainbow truck
34:56but very happy thank you just love her we are your brothers your sisters your friends and i love the
35:02fact that it's actually been such a unifying thing oh my god that's you i think that's you i thought
35:07you
35:07said you were by yourself so instead you're getting on with the hot copper i was crying standing there
35:14crying and this policeman walked up to me and goes we're all here for you and gave me a cuddle
35:19that
35:20was very nice
35:23it's a very joyful moment thank you all of you and the party continued in 2023 for a small
35:29underrepresented and often vilified group of australians soccer fans when over four million
35:36of us got behind the matildas in their world cup quarterfinal clash with france i'm nervous amazing
35:44scenes at the brisbane stadium all the aussies a chance for australia to venture where they have
35:50never been before let's go early on the french looked strong opens the angle oh my god but the
36:00matildas kept asking questions go girls and it's not cleared yet oh what a safe but try as they might
36:11they couldn't break the french defense with scores locked at nil all it was time to bring out the
36:18big gun sam kerr's in the crowd's gonna go berserk now yes sam kerr please score straight away into the
36:25action sam kerr oh oh you chillies oh but after 120 minutes let's go into penalties penalty shootout i
36:38think is the most savage thing in world sports so much pressure and the first penalty of the shootout
36:44oh yes come on it was a strong start for the tillies yeah listen to the crap but lebler fought
36:54back
36:54straight is number seven it was a superb save the two teams went goal for goal in the longest shootout
37:01in world cup history and she sends it right in your face but then it all came down to this
37:09they are on the brink come on come on come on come on the weight of the nation is on
37:14your
37:14shoulders baby i don't want to watch this we're gonna have a freaking anxiety attack from the spot
37:43the matildas have been able to do something that no other sporting team has ever been
37:47able to do get me interested in the sport
38:02at nick and milo's the isolation is taking its toll all right you ready mm-hmm let's go and straighten
38:09the
38:09in the bin in 2020 something big happened which meant we were all home in the arvo times are
38:17desperate keith and we fell in love with our favorite daytime drama the bold and the beautiful
38:22you know that this year has been a scooter to the ankle when you're watching bold and the beautiful
38:31say face i've been watching bold and the beautiful since i was born if you haven't seen the show before
38:39it used to be like brook and ridge get married one girl is sleeping with another man's husband
38:44brook and ridge get divorced the worst acting of all time brook and ridge get married they go through
38:48affair plots like toilet paper brook and ridge get divorced speaking of brook what the hell is this
38:53brook it's the same actress they've been there for 32 years please let me explain the last time i saw
39:00it she was married to ridge no she's married to him now who's he that is ridge but he used
39:05to
39:05be played by a different actor how could they have changed ridge it's a ridge too far you kiss spencer
39:11oh so she slept with someone she's under fear you know i feel about this guy because why is there
39:15so many people in the same room why is everyone standing and watching exactly i'm sorry no one's
39:20walking around i don't know what to say to you anymore what's colonel sanders doing in the background
39:24i was going to tell you when wonder what they said are the ones that aren't talking just try and
39:28keep
39:28making faces bell was just trying to be a friend the troubled look you have to pretend you smell
39:34something really bad you're going to explain it and everything's going to be how it was it's not
39:44going to be how it was do you have any strepsules everything's changed now oh dear flat forward i just
39:51need something real quick we've overcome so many things my forehead still doesn't move she's like
39:58one of those puppets where the bottom lip just moves you know how much i love you i was in
40:05a very
40:05vulnerable state shield behind hasn't said a word yet put your head down quick put your head down
40:09and it hurts me see see see that's what she does she does does that you are who he wants
40:14he doesn't want
40:15me and q brock was upset so i listened to her yes trade your wife you betrayed your sister we
40:29traded the nine people in this room everyone's down here don't ask me why there's nine people in this
40:33room i don't know any of them i haven't watched this show in 20 years and i feel like i
40:40i haven't
40:41missed a thing we're gonna have to watch it dude this is it mate this is our new life now
40:45i think
40:46i'll be busy tomorrow afternoon
40:56when you think of greece what's the first thing that comes to your mind
41:00zeus olives the economy is absolutely crumbling greek wrestling yogurt the coliseum mine's tony muck
41:07the greeks love to tell you about the greeks oh my god didn't the greeks invent everything we
41:12we gave the world everything everything that the world has today the greek us greeks it's going to
41:17be an hour of greeks claiming we invented everything that they made things that the lebs actually beat
41:22them to we've given the world democracy sex uh language uh i'm just trying to think what uh um
41:33and pep smears and another thing we have the greeks to thank for is the word podiatric
41:38podiatric are we talking feet you got it so time to check out everyone's favorite gross out medical
41:44program my feet are killing me in this foxtel medical series surgeons take on extreme examples
41:50of problem feet oh this is gonna be so grim my name is chris and i'm here with my dad
41:55because he has
41:56the worst feet i've ever seen in my life please don't show us no uh if you're squeamish you might
42:03want to look away now can't be that bad oh please don't switch off bluey's up very soon holly taps
42:16out
42:16why are we watching this this is the stuff they make you do in the interrogation room look she's looking
42:21how do you how can you be okay she loves it it fascinates me i remember when i was younger
42:27and made me bite one off what he made his son bite one off this is going to require a
42:34surgery
42:35how could you make a show like this good question here's our next patient why why my name is jeffrey
42:42cox and my toes look horrible been there big fella can't be as bad as cheese feet give me a
42:49look
42:51oh what are those he's got a lot of fungus on his nails well look at that put yourself back
42:58on put
42:59yourself back on what can they do oh if they were my toes i'll just consider amputation all right here
43:03we go all right oh no underneath the nail you have a lot of stuff the fungus there oh my
43:10god and it's
43:11moist don't say moist i'm gonna go ahead and dremel up these ones okay get the chainsaw you gotta grind
43:18down those nails see who watches this for relaxing tv now that i've grounded down his toenails it looks
43:26like a peak of normalcy oh now it's back to basil and his crusty feet oh no let's have a
43:34drink god you
43:35need something to watch this today's basal surgery i'm pretty concerned but i think i have a pretty good
43:40solution nurse grab me the angle grinder the time has come i don't want to look at these bloody food
43:46again oh they're turning it into cheddar now the antiseptic that we're putting on the foot right now is
43:54like cheetos stuff you lick off your fingers when you finish the cheetos please stop talking about my
43:59favorite foods all right i'm going after this all right get ready i mean literally cutting through this
44:04oh my god how are you watching it all right in this area yeah they can't see now look look
44:10look
44:11kate that wasn't there before we'll tell you when to come up you can really see that pinpoint bleeding
44:16there that looks like a wart don't you dare drop it on the camera oh my god this floor is
44:21going to
44:22be destroyed you can melt that and make a good toasty stop okay you can look now it's over oh
44:29that was
44:30disgusting i can't wait now to see the finish no yep great looks so much better yeah i still can't
44:37believe you made me put my mouth on that i'm glad that's over that was fantastic i'll have a nightmare
44:45over this tonight
45:01hello yes yes
45:07yeah and who are you who is it and i'm just going to give you some information over the phone
45:13you normally what oh mate shove it up your ass i'm not telling you nothing tonight i love trouble
45:20guides of all the shows that use ordinary australians to give their opinion about stuff
45:25trouble guides is definitely a fan favorite that if you want to be on tv you want to be on
45:30this one
45:30i wonder if they've got the same people on this year those people include the posh hard to please
45:36older couple this is the sophisticated pair it was boring okay in small doses yeah very small doses
45:42then you have a boisterous family of four with a loud outspoken daughter they're my favorite family
45:48throw in these guys from the indian subcontinent oh my gosh and the new guys who have grown up
45:53in australia but have family ties to china what those are not words well if you didn't like those
46:02words you might not like these ones it's a little poo restaurant oh my god we're sitting on the toilet
46:08does that mean you can just go to the toilet when you're sitting there i hope so are there any
46:12specials specials oh food meatballs food meatballs you're shitting me are you no they're not or are
46:20they then in 2018 the travel guides also took us to yes bali so we're in bali are we yeah
46:36yes full of
46:37bogans i just got back and it was fan favorites the friend family who once again made
46:42us i hope he's got some suntan cream on that boy he's going to be bright pink by tonight i
46:58reckon
46:58you kids would really like it just a week in bali it's really good i'm going there in june july
47:03who said
47:13if his name starts with j better stay the hell away don't need no jays in your life unless his
47:18name is jesus christ if he takes you on your phone tell him leave your ass alone if his name
47:22starts with j
47:40july go
47:42bingo back in 2024 over two million of us watched the fan favorite
47:48Bluey!
47:49I love Bluey!
47:51This is one of my favourite shows.
47:53Gab and I don't have kids, but we will watch Bluey.
47:55This episode of Bluey is called The Sign.
47:58Is this the 28 minute episode that everyone's just gone crazy about?
48:01I don't really know anything about Bluey.
48:03We've got the Healer family living in Brisbane.
48:06It's funny, it's charming, it's Australian.
48:09This will hit you in all your feels.
48:11Oh, sorry.
48:12And this episode is a poignant one for Bluey fans,
48:15as the Healer family is looking to sell its beloved home.
48:19What? What?
48:20They're moving out of their family home.
48:23High cost of living is even hitting Bluey.
48:26Dad's got a new job in another city.
48:28Did you feel sad when we sold our last house?
48:30I was absolutely distraught.
48:32We moved three suburbs.
48:33But Bluey is determined to keep the family home.
48:36Well, then you need to get rid of that sign.
48:39Then the house won't be for selling anymore.
48:42Makes sense to me.
48:43You think I want to move?
48:45You took your first steps in that house.
48:47Aww.
48:48Made me think of like,
48:50we'll have to move out of our home
48:52that Celia took our first steps in.
48:54You're like,
48:56Ah, Bluey, what are you doing to me?
48:58Banditas, the big B.
49:00Bandito.
49:01Bloody realtors, shut up.
49:02I actually don't know if I can handle if they move.
49:04Okay, so is there something I need to sign?
49:07Aww.
49:08Oh, it's so...
49:09Bluey's moving.
49:10I feel it in the morning.
49:13I feel how low it lies.
49:16What's he doing?
49:17Oh, he's taking a phone call.
49:18Sail falls through.
49:19He took the sticker off.
49:21Didn't go through.
49:22Yes!
49:22You were always there.
49:25Oh, they're not going to sell it.
49:26I don't think they're moving.
49:28He's taking out the sign.
49:29Come on, bandit healer, you beautiful bastard.
49:32Into...
49:33They're staying.
49:34We're staying.
49:35Yes!
49:35I shot her in...
49:38Aww.
49:39This is beautiful.
49:40You're crying.
49:41Of course I'm crying.
49:43Everywhere at once.
49:46They're back in their home.
49:48You can move out of a house, Bill, but you can't move out of a home.
49:51Forever.
49:57It's alright, mate.
50:04Oh, my gosh.
50:05Bloody hell.
50:06So Bluey's here to stay.
50:08Bluey's not going anywhere.
50:11Good night.
50:12Good night.
50:12Let's go.
50:14Bedtime.
50:15I'm exhausted.
50:16Next time you see me, I'll be your dad.
50:17No way.
50:18That's right, buddy.
50:19That's crazy.
50:20Hold that fort.
50:22Let's get another bit.
50:27Ow!
50:28The wall's been there for years, Keith.