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00:11what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kim back at it again hi di hi ladies and gentlemen go
00:16get
00:16your snacks because snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own fancy cup and go make
00:21a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully you have a laugh alongside me
00:25have been enjoying my journey i hope that you are as well just kicking back relax you know hanging out
00:31with me all i really appreciate just always want to say thank you to those who you know accompany me
00:36on my journey it makes it that much special i'm always in need of a good laugh so you know
00:41just
00:41thank you again for accompanying me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:47well if you're feeling lonely
00:52just bend your ear come over here and man here's what you do
00:57if you've got the blues i got some news join in the fun in your blues
01:01on the holiday rock
01:31Mmm. How much have we taken in the raffle this week?
01:35£18, ten and sixpence.
01:38That's £6 down on last week.
01:41Well, perhaps this week's campers haven't got so much money.
01:44Well, perhaps Ted has his own private book of raffle tickets.
01:49You've really got your knife into him, haven't you?
01:51Yeah, well, he was very rude to me this afternoon.
01:55He called me an incompetent twit.
01:59Never.
02:02We shouldn't have said that.
02:04Whatever the provocation.
02:06What happened?
02:07Well, it was when I was judging the sandcastle competition.
02:10I'd just given a balloon to this little boy who'd won it
02:13and his father wanted to take a picture.
02:14Now, just as he was about to click the shutter,
02:16the little boy let go of his balloon.
02:18I leapt forward to try and grab it
02:19and put my foot straight into the middle of his sandcastle.
02:23The boy started to bawl his head off.
02:25The father was furious.
02:26Absolute chaos.
02:28Lovely castle, too.
02:29Medieval turrets, little castellations, little flags.
02:32I offered to rebuild it, but what can one do?
02:35And that's when Ted called you what he called you?
02:39Hmm.
02:40Did anyone hear him?
02:42I think the father did.
02:43He muttered something under his breath.
02:45What's he saying?
02:47Sounded rather like, hear, hear.
02:51Ted's going to watch his tongue.
02:53I'll have a word with him.
02:54No, no, no, don't, Gladys.
02:55I'll deal with it my own way.
02:57You're not easy to help, you know.
03:00Keep on crawling back into your shell like a tortoise.
03:05If you give it a little more,
03:07you'd be surprised what you'd get back in return.
03:10Oh, you.
03:11Yes, all right, Gladys.
03:12I don't want to make a big issue out of this.
03:14It's just that at the moment, Ted isn't my favourite person.
03:17Oh, you're certainly a favourite with a calm face.
03:20Just listen to them.
03:22So I said, right, Mrs. Woman,
03:24I know your old man's got a bicycle,
03:26but what's that up there hanging out the window?
03:34Oh, you're a mucky lot.
03:37You've got to laugh, haven't you?
03:38But remember this, it's Sunday,
03:40and there's someone up there we should all be thinking of.
03:44Not just tonight, but every night.
03:46Because he makes sure that we can laugh.
03:51Thank you, Professor.
04:00I believe for every drop of rain
04:05that falls, a flower grows.
04:11I believe that somewhere...
04:14That is tough to say.
04:21I believe for everyone who goes...
04:26What excruciating bad taste that man has.
04:31I know what he believes in.
04:32A bottle of scotch and a quick grope in the chalet.
04:35Oh, yes!
04:39Isn't he wonderful?
04:40What a performer.
04:42I'd give anything to be like him.
04:44Without the moustache of color.
04:47Why isn't he at the Palladium?
04:49Because they charge for the seats.
04:52Are you really jealous?
04:53Jealous of him?
04:55He's a third-rate comic playing to a third-rate audience.
04:58He wouldn't last five minutes in a decent theatre,
05:00I know, because I've played them all.
05:01He's a wonderful performer and a very generous man.
05:04He's teaching me all he knows.
05:06Well, in that case, you'd better take up plumbing.
05:08He's a as-beam before he starts.
05:09I'd take you outside if you were a younger man.
05:11Holy shit!
05:13I'd take a younger man outside once.
05:16He half killed me.
05:20Danger.
05:25If I get his back, though...
05:39Heidi, Heidi!
05:41I can't hear you!
05:43Heidi, Heidi!
05:44Heidi, Heidi!
05:45On with the cabaret,
05:47and Matlin's own Ginger Odds and Fred Astaire,
05:50the winged feet of our resident ballroom champions,
05:53Jivonne and Barry Stewart-Hardrie!
06:07Well done, went like a bomb, Ted.
06:09You had them eating out of the palm of your head.
06:12I wish I had your talent.
06:14Yeah, what are you having?
06:16Pint of the best.
06:19You must drink, mustn't you?
06:22Damn, man.
06:23Kiss us now.
06:29The audience loved your act last night, Ted.
06:31The woman next to me was raving about you.
06:33What does she look like?
06:35Ooh, glasses, fat, matronly, going a bit grey about your age.
06:39Charming.
06:40Who's your friend?
06:40Oh, take no noses, Ted.
06:42I think you're very cuddly, just like a teddy bear.
06:45Yes, and if you come down to the woods today, I'll show you a big surprise.
06:51Oh, yeah.
06:52Oh, yeah.
06:52Oh, yeah.
06:52Oh, yeah.
06:55I wouldn't mind if it was Jeff.
06:56She was all over him last night in the last waltz.
06:58I only did it to annoy Gladys.
07:01I don't know what you're seizing him.
07:03You should have clocked his face when I called him an incompetent twit.
07:06Yeah, it was a bit strong, Ted.
07:07Well, he asked for it.
07:08He put his great foot right in the middle of his kid's sandcastle.
07:11Took the poor little fowl all morning to make it.
07:14His father would have filled him in if I hadn't have been there.
07:16Well, I know he's a bit wet, but he's the sort of person you could go to if you're in
07:20trouble.
07:20Well, you're not in trouble, are you?
07:24You want it on the phone, Ted?
07:26It's not my wife's solicitor, is it?
07:28No.
07:29Are you sure he's sometimes disguised at his voice?
07:31It's your agent.
07:33I said to you in a very important executive meeting where I was your personal secretary
07:37and I'd see what I could do.
07:39If he thinks that, he'll never give me a job.
07:42If anyone touches as much as a crumb of my club wafer, I'll have the guts for Gartis.
07:47I'm going to sit here if he's a kid in there.
07:49Don't sit next to him or you'll be smelling of horses for the rest of the day.
07:53That smell is a badge of my trade.
07:56It's like people who serve in fish and chip shops.
07:58I once were out with a girl who was a petrol pump attendant.
08:01I was afraid to strike a match.
08:04I quite like the smell of horses.
08:06Good, well, you can share a shelly with him because I've had enough.
08:08No, they wouldn't let me.
08:10I'm a girl.
08:12I have to share with a cleaner.
08:13She smells of Ronald.
08:16And he smells of booze.
08:18It's like sleeping in a distillery.
08:20Right.
08:20Now, that's something.
08:22I'm going to get this thing sorted out here and out.
08:24I'm going to see Geoffrey Fairbrother and I'm going to ask for a shelly transfer.
08:27Right, and I'll come with you.
08:29We're going to have this out here and now.
08:30Right, then.
08:31Right.
08:31Well, there's only one spare bed in the camp and that's with the guard dogs.
08:35That'll be an improvement.
08:37Hi, di-di-di-di.
08:39And actors like...
08:40You sound happy, Ted.
08:41Was it good news?
08:42I'll say it's good news.
08:43Charlie Benson's had an heart attack.
08:45Who's Charlie Benson?
08:46He's a comic.
08:47They were booked to do a turn at this big golf club affair at Clapton next Sunday.
08:51Now he just put me in his place.
08:53That's fabulous, Ted.
08:54Not only that, if I do well, he's going to book me for the next ten Sundays.
08:57Go on.
08:58Not only that, Ewy Green's talent scout's going to be there.
09:01I could be on Opportunity Knocks.
09:03You're going on the telly.
09:05And not before time.
09:06Do you think Geoff will give you the time off, Ted?
09:08Of course he will.
09:09It's all star cabaret on Sunday. You do 20 minutes.
09:12Well, you can take me place.
09:14Geoff won't wear that, not after what you called him.
09:16I'll have to crawl, won't I?
09:18I'll have to eat tumble pie.
09:20If you're an artist, you've got to have humility.
09:23I've got a lot of humility.
09:25You get plenty of practice if you're a shalimaid.
09:29Well, I'm sorry.
09:31I appreciate your problem, but the allocation of chalets has nothing to do with me.
09:34Besides, I know that they are absolutely chock-a-block.
09:38Mr Fairbrother's far too busy to waste his time sorting out you, a little squabbles.
09:42Listen, he told me to bring my problems to him.
09:44Well, here I am, and here's my problem.
09:46He stinks of horses.
09:49You didn't mind when I shared a chalet with you, did you, Mr Fairbrother?
09:53I was all wet then.
09:54It's much worse when I'm wet.
09:56The eat makes it all steam.
09:59Yes, yes, I remember the steaming.
10:02Vividly.
10:03Surely there must be a compromise.
10:06How would it be if you had two sets of clothes?
10:08You could use one of them when you're dealing with the horses and change into the other before you got
10:11back to the chalet.
10:12That's a good idea.
10:14I could keep them in the taproom with the saddles.
10:16You'd get a bit of a whiff of saddle soap now and again, but nobody minds saddle soap.
10:21What do you say to that, Mr Partridge?
10:22Well, I think I should smell some saddle soap before I commit myself.
10:29You've got a moment, Jeff?
10:31Yes, yes, we've just finished.
10:32Well, thank you, Mr Fairbrother.
10:34You know, you remind me of Solomon.
10:37He was an Israelite, you know.
10:42Clever bloke for all that.
10:45It's like dealing with the loss of children.
10:48Yes, Ted, what can I do for you?
10:50I've come to apologise.
10:52I was rude to you yesterday and I shouldn't have said it.
10:56Whatever the provocation.
11:01Well, thank you, Ted.
11:03Mr Fairbrother was very upset.
11:05Well, I'm too hasty.
11:07I'm like a bull in a Chinese shop.
11:11You didn't put your foot on that kid's sandcastle deliberate.
11:14He shouldn't have made all that fuss.
11:16I mean, what's four hours to a kid?
11:17He's got all week to make another one.
11:20And as for that father,
11:22if he'd laid a finger on you,
11:23he'd have bashed his face in.
11:25That's me, whole heart.
11:28Well, thank you, Ted.
11:29Well, I just wanted you to know how I feel.
11:31It's been bothering me.
11:33Is that all, Ted?
11:35Yeah, that's all.
11:38Well, there is one more little thing.
11:41I've had some very bad news.
11:43A known bosom pal of mine, Charlie Benson,
11:45the comic, has had an heart attack.
11:46It's been a terrible shock.
11:48Oh, I'm sorry, Ted.
11:49And you want to go and see him, of course.
11:50No.
11:51I was going to say,
11:52what can I do with this little concert for him?
11:54He hates letting people down.
11:55I know it's bothering him.
11:57It would be nice if I could set his mind at rest.
11:59Well, yes, certainly.
12:00When is it?
12:01Sunday.
12:02Spike can take me place in the show here.
12:04What?
12:05Yes, yes, yes.
12:06I'm sure that'll be all right.
12:07Thanks, Jeff.
12:10Oh, one more thing.
12:12There might be another ten Sunday concerts after that.
12:14It is.
12:16It is, sir.
12:16It is, sir.
12:18It is.
12:18Tell me, Mr. Fairbrother,
12:19can't possibly give you permission to be off all those Sundays.
12:22This means a lot to me, Jeff.
12:24If I make a success of this, I'll be made.
12:26I thought you were doing it for your friend, Charlie Benson.
12:29Yeah, yeah, that as well.
12:31Listen, Ted, I can turn a blind eye to one Sunday.
12:34I can't possibly turn a blind eye to ten.
12:35I feel, I know how you feel, but put yourself in my position.
12:39I'm a comedian, you're an archaeologist.
12:41If there was a phone call from Egypt saying they dug up another mummy
12:44and they wanted you to unwrap it, would I stand in your way?
12:48No.
12:49I say go to Egypt at once.
12:51This is your big chance.
12:53Well, this is my big chance.
12:56All right, Ted, I'll see what I can do.
12:58I'll have to put it ahead of his, though.
13:00Thanks.
13:00You're a pal.
13:03From now on, you can trip over every sandcastle in England.
13:07Now I won't say a word.
13:11I've never, never heard so much rubbish in all my life.
13:15He can twist you on his little finger.
13:17No, he didn't fool me for a second, Gladys.
13:19But if he has an opportunity to better himself,
13:21how can I possibly stand in his way?
13:23You're very understanding.
13:25Yes, yes, I like to think that I am.
13:28It's my experience of life that just occasionally fate gives you the chance
13:32to obtain exactly what you desire.
13:34When that happens, Gladys, you must grab hold of it with both hands.
13:37Hold on, never let it go.
13:42Her face, man.
13:43Gladys.
13:45She's got to hold on to something.
13:47Ted's getting in a rifle, this was.
13:50Has Mr. Fairbrother found out about another of his petty fiddles?
13:53No, is this golf club dinner tonight?
13:56Fancy booking a low comedian like that.
13:59I mean, he'll be playing to some of the best people in Clackton.
14:03What's he going to do?
14:05As far as I can gather, he's finishing up with his toilet seat routine.
14:10Not with a lavatory brush.
14:12No, I talked him out of that.
14:15However, he is going to do famous people on the Kasi.
14:25Are you taking all those band parts, Ted?
14:27You never know.
14:28First golf club, they might have a big orchestra.
14:31First violin, second violin, first trumpet.
14:37Look at the state of that trombone par.
14:40That's Jack Maxwell.
14:41Used to fall over the stand every night, regular as clockwork.
14:44You could set your watch by him, drunken idiot.
14:48What's he written on the bottom?
14:49They're all us writing things.
14:51Play loud, he goes flat here.
14:56Looming cheek.
14:58Would go flat from the semi-detached.
15:01Well, that's the best I can do with your jacket.
15:03Should be all right.
15:03Where's your shirt?
15:08I mean, these cuffs have grown a beard.
15:10They'll give them a short back and sides.
15:12Can't you wear the one you had on last night?
15:14No, it's got brown ale stains down the front, lipstick on the collar.
15:18How do you get lipstick on the collar?
15:19I dodged.
15:22Is it that fat blonde girl?
15:23That's right, the putsy octopus.
15:26Hello?
15:27Hello, Ted.
15:28Have I drank a chew for your top pocket?
15:30I've done it so the cigarette burn don't show.
15:33Oh, look.
15:35Real music.
15:37Do all the big stars have band parts like this?
15:40They do if they go to the places I go to.
15:43Spike, mind what you're doing.
15:45Just trim the frayed bits.
15:47Don't cut the material.
15:48Well, I'm trying to straighten it out.
15:50You'll finish up halfway up me arm.
15:53Oh, so, so glamorous.
15:56Can I come with you, Ted?
15:58No.
15:59Yeah, but if you were Green's talent scouts there,
16:01I might be able to get myself an audition.
16:03No.
16:05I pay off the taxi.
16:06You're on.
16:08Hey, easy peasy.
16:09You're not coming like that, are you?
16:10Well, of course not.
16:11Well, hurry up and get changed.
16:12He'll be here in a minute.
16:13Oh, thanks, Ted.
16:17He's always blonde.
16:18Oh, so girls, I'm going to be on
16:19Huey Green's Opportunity Knocks.
16:21Don't tell Miss Cathcart.
16:26We've come to wish you luck, Ted.
16:28Thanks.
16:29It's only a golf club, do you?
16:30Still, it's a big chance for you, isn't it?
16:33Well, it could be.
16:34I've brought you a cigar.
16:36And here's a flower for your buttonhole.
16:38And we've made this for you
16:40to stick on your dressing room door.
16:41Hey, it's like the song, Ted.
16:43Next day on your dressing room,
16:44they hang a star.
16:45Hey.
16:46Right.
16:46A strange man has just knocked on my door.
16:50Blimey, your looks changing.
16:53He says he's a taxi.
16:56It's for you.
16:57Will you ask him to be more careful
16:59about the address in future?
17:01Yvonne and I were in the middle
17:02of working out a new routine.
17:03Oh.
17:05So it was you who pinched my copy
17:06of the karma suit, Ray.
17:09Let's get it.
17:10Come on, Barry.
17:13Have you got everything, Ted?
17:14Just about.
17:15Yeah, well, I'll carry your case.
17:19Jeff, Ted's just leaving.
17:21Oh, yes, Ted, thank you.
17:22I wanted a quick word with him.
17:25Don't forget, Ted,
17:26as soon as you get back,
17:27come in our chalet
17:28and tell us how it went.
17:29Right, keep the champagne on ice.
17:30Spike, don't put the suit in the boot.
17:32It'll get all creased up.
17:34Put it on the front seat.
17:35Sorry, Ted.
17:38Ted, I've been on to head office.
17:40They say if Spike does well tonight,
17:41he can take over for the next ten Sundays.
17:43They'll have to adjust the money, of course.
17:46Good luck.
17:49Here's a bottle of champagne
17:50to drink your hands.
17:51Thank you, Gladys.
17:53It was Mr. Fairbrothers' idea.
17:55Champagne, cigars, flowers.
17:57I feel like a bridegroom
17:58going on his honeymoon.
18:00Wait for me!
18:01Hey!
18:03Here comes the bride.
18:04I went right.
18:06It went almost.
18:27Good night, Ted.
18:31Good night, Ted.
18:42What are you, Ted?
18:43Go to sleep.
18:45How does all go?
18:46I'll tell you in the morning.
18:48Uh-oh.
18:50What happened?
18:52What happened?
18:53It was a bloody disaster.
18:56What are you talking about?
18:57It can't a bit.
18:58You see these two feet?
19:00I died on them tonight.
19:02What went wrong?
19:04Well, when I got there,
19:06it was a lovely room.
19:08Chandeliers, white tablecloths,
19:09silver, the lot.
19:10They were all in evening dress
19:12and talking in polite voices.
19:14They were eating them little lamb chops
19:15about this big, you know,
19:16with them little white frules on the end.
19:18I thought, if I do well here,
19:19I can make it anywhere.
19:21Then came the speeches,
19:22one after the other.
19:24It was midnight before I went on.
19:26They were all half asleep by that time.
19:28I thought to myself,
19:29this lot needs waking up.
19:31Anyway, they announced me and I were on.
19:34I thought,
19:34it's them with the big one, Ted.
19:36So I give them the one about
19:37the two tarts and the sailor.
19:40Let's go!
19:41So I did the vicar in the chemist shop.
19:44The one where he thinks they're balloons?
19:46That's the one.
19:47Yep.
19:48And I followed it up
19:49with the puff and the bishop
19:50bending down to pick up the prayer book.
19:53Well, that should have got
19:54some sort of reaction from them,
19:55one way or the other.
19:57Nothing.
19:57Dead silence.
19:58I thought the mic had broke.
20:00So I did my sputnik routine,
20:01you know.
20:03It hadn't broke.
20:05So I went straight into
20:06the toilet seat routine.
20:07What, with the brush?
20:08Not only the brush,
20:09the toilet roll, the chain,
20:10the heart, the heart.
20:12I did five minutes.
20:14It was a dead loss.
20:15I thought, hey, up, Ted,
20:16you've misjudged them.
20:18Trying me something
20:19a bit sophisticated.
20:20So I did the one about
20:21the Englishman, the Irishman,
20:23the Scotsman and the Jew.
20:24Well, that should have been all right.
20:26Spike, I was halfway through it
20:27and this fellow stood up.
20:29He said, as a member
20:30of the Jewish faith,
20:30I resent that remark.
20:32I've been anti-Semitic.
20:34Me, anti-Semitic?
20:35I don't even know what it means.
20:38I thought it was that stuff
20:39you put down the drain.
20:42I thought, I'm not having this.
20:44So I went straight in
20:45with the eccler stoppers.
20:46I said, excuse me, sir,
20:47is that dandruff on your collar
20:49or is it sawdust
20:50coming out of your ears?
20:52He wouldn't sit down,
20:53so I gave him the second barrel.
20:54I said, you'd look more at home
20:55in a butcher shop window
20:56with an apple in your mouth.
20:58I quickly followed it up
20:59with, who's that bird you're with?
21:00Is it your new girlfriend
21:02or is it the wife
21:03with the retread?
21:04I bet that stopped him.
21:06It did.
21:07He burst into tears.
21:09Oh, he made him cry.
21:11I said, I love you know,
21:12my wife died six weeks ago.
21:14Well, by now,
21:15I could feel the atmosphere
21:17wasn't quite right.
21:19By now?
21:20You know how you get
21:21a sort of sixth sense?
21:23Yeah.
21:24So I finished with a song
21:25and got off quick.
21:27Spike, make him laugh
21:28was not a good choice.
21:32Well, here I am,
21:33back where I belong.
21:34Back among the deadbeats
21:36and has-beens.
21:37That's a bit hard, Ted.
21:39Well, it's true.
21:40Look at us.
21:41Yvonne and Barry Stewart-Argreaves,
21:42so-called ballroom champions.
21:44Well, they were.
21:45They've got cups.
21:46Have you seen the dates on them?
21:481943, that's 16 years ago.
21:50Jesus, Brad.
21:51There were no opposition.
21:53Every able-bodied man
21:54who could stand up
21:54was away at the war.
21:56He even had me.
21:58Well, I wasn't Barry
21:59in the army.
22:00We won't go into that.
22:03Well, they're not all ass-beams.
22:05Course they are.
22:06Fred Quilly,
22:06a bent jockey
22:07who can't make the weight.
22:08Old Partridge,
22:09Punch and Judy,
22:10man who hates kids.
22:11And all the rest of them.
22:13The pathetic.
22:15Pack it in, Spike,
22:16while you've still got the chance
22:17before you finish up
22:18like the rest of us.
22:19Well, I love the life.
22:21I want to be a comedian
22:22like you.
22:23Spike,
22:24it's not worth
22:25the mental pain and agony.
22:26You see that pillar?
22:28I shall be tossing
22:29and turning on that all night.
22:30I shall be reliving
22:31every word of my act
22:32until the dawn comes
22:33through that chalet window.
22:35Oh, I don't know, Ted.
22:36I think you've got
22:37the wrong attitude.
22:38It's horses for courses.
22:40I mean,
22:40you may not go down
22:41too well
22:42with a toffee-nosed golf club set,
22:43but with our audiences,
22:44you're a giant.
22:47I've got a drop of scotch.
22:48That should help you sleep.
22:55Do you want some water with it?
23:04Spike was quite good last night,
23:06but he hasn't...
23:06Spike, Spike, yes.
23:07But he hasn't had
23:08a lot of experience,
23:09and I'm not too happy
23:10about him as a replacement,
23:11much as I want to help Ted.
23:13So I'm going to ask Ted
23:14if he can think of anyone else.
23:15Yeah.
23:16You don't have to
23:17kick the door down, Peggy.
23:18I've got two cups in me hands.
23:20I can't knock.
23:21Well, good morning, Peggy.
23:23How did you go last night?
23:24I saw Huey Green's talents,
23:26a scout.
23:27He was ever so nice.
23:28He said his list was full
23:29at the moment,
23:30but if I wrote in,
23:31he'd keep me in mind.
23:32That'll be all, Peggy.
23:34No, just a minute.
23:35Just a minute.
23:36How did Ted get on?
23:37Oh, all right.
23:40Not bad.
23:43It wasn't all right at all,
23:44Mr. Fairbrother.
23:46They were awful to him.
23:48They didn't give him a chance.
23:49It was ever so funny,
23:50but they didn't laugh.
23:52He even had to buy his own drinks.
23:55I didn't hear many of them.
23:56Well, they kept him waiting so long,
23:58he was nervous.
23:59And when at last it got on,
24:01it was terrible.
24:03Oh, I was so embarrassed,
24:04I had goose pimples.
24:07Did the talent scout like him?
24:08I don't know.
24:10He left just as Ted
24:11threw the toilet roll across the floor
24:12and shouted,
24:13I owe silver.
24:15I wanted the ground to open
24:17and swallow me up.
24:18The secretary
24:19weren't going to give him his money,
24:20but Ted got him by the throat
24:22up against the sweet trolley
24:23and asked him if he wanted
24:24a local sandwich.
24:25That'll be all thank you, Peggy.
24:30Don't tell Ted I told you.
24:32It wasn't his fault.
24:34No, no, no,
24:35of course not, Peggy.
24:41Poor Ted.
24:43How humiliating for him.
24:46Humiliating my foot?
24:47He's getting ideas above his station.
24:50He's just going to have to swallow his pride
24:52and come and tell you
24:52he can't do those Sundays after all.
24:55Oh.
24:56Morning.
24:57Morning, Ted.
24:59I forgot to tell you
25:00about that raffle
25:00the day before yesterday, Jeff.
25:02I sold some tickets off another roll,
25:04so here's the extra fiver.
25:05Well, thank you, Ted.
25:10About those Sundays, Ted.
25:13Yeah, uh,
25:15I was going to talk to you about them.
25:20It's not good news, I'm afraid.
25:22We can't release you.
25:23You'll have to do them.
25:27You'll never believe this.
25:28I never slept a wink last night.
25:30I was tossing on me pillow.
25:33I was fighting me conscience.
25:36And when the dawn broke through the shalley window,
25:38I came to a decision.
25:41My first loyalty lies with you and the campers.
25:44I can't let you down.
25:46I'll do those concerts for you
25:48and dwell with opportunity knocks.
25:54Well played.
25:59I don't understand you.
26:02If you can be as nice as that
26:04to someone who means nothing to you,
26:06why can't you show some affection
26:08for someone who really cares?
26:18It's like, shut up, lady.
26:19I said, what do you mean I'm round the bend?
26:21I'm flush with success.
26:29And now, folks, last but not least,
26:32Queen Victoria.
26:38I think I'm getting a headache.
26:43You usually get those
26:44just as you're climbing into bed.
26:49Thank you, campers.
26:51You've been a wonderful audience.
26:52And I mean that most sincerely.
26:54And without sincerity,
26:55where would we be?
26:57So just remember this, folks.
27:05Be sincere
27:08In everything you do
27:15Be sincere
27:17Is all I ask
27:21I'll try
27:28Just try to see it through
27:32For if you break a promise
27:37Heart is broken too
27:43What are you crying for, you silly cow?
27:47So moving
27:51The only way is moving
27:53Me is to the toilet
28:01He's wonderful, Mr. Fairbrother
28:03When he sings that song
28:04He really means it
28:07Yes
28:08Just at this moment
28:09He probably does
28:13He
28:14To others
28:16Till you have
28:19And dear
28:20And the Вот
28:23You
28:23And the
28:24Be
28:24You
28:28Come on
28:37Reese's
28:38Come on
28:39Come on
28:40Jake
28:40led
28:52Mr. Partridge is the man.
29:10HADY-HO HO HOW OF CO qué?
29:13HADY-HO TO THE HOLIDAY ROCK
29:16HADY-HADY-HO
29:18GO, GO, GO TO THE HOLIDAY ROCK
29:21HADY-FI
29:23HADY-HO
29:23HADY-HADY-HO
29:25HADY-HI
29:27HO HOW OF CO, G Energy
29:47ladies sorry guys this is a bunch of just freaking amazing don't think you're making me move it's in
29:53the toilet man yo that is the code word toilet in the comments down below man hold up i hope
30:00you enjoyed it at least had a good laugh hold up Ted a strange man has just knocked on my
30:07door
30:10blimey your luck's changing
30:14oh god man i love my man's Ted one thing i love about characters it's just people in general who
30:20just kindly you just say shitting on each other man i absolutely adore this i love that i love
30:27that about people and that's the beauty about different types of friendships and um you know
30:33everybody just constantly shitting on each other there you know mr partridge is that dude here i
30:39think though although um you know jeffrey you know screwed up unintentionally to knock down the um
30:48you know the sandcastle that you know tended to make him feel any better in it like kick it up
30:53while he's down more which again i love that type of stuff but i think probably his biggest fan in
31:00that moment had to be mr partridge he was probably it's probably so happy that he messed up that kid
31:06shit that's what i was thinking during the moment when that shit was happening uh ladies and gentlemen
31:13i was thinking that man this guy must have been his biggest fan in that moment there but
31:18yo mr partridge man how you gonna have people man for a guy that talks a lot of shit he
31:23was talking
31:23so much shit i love and that's how you can learn sometimes who's your real friends you know because
31:30there might be times somebody's talking behind your back to maybe a friend of yours and stuff and how
31:36your friend responds in those moments man lets you know and freaking spike had his back man he was
31:42like yo what both of them was like yo let's take this shit outside man there was beef in there
31:47and i was like yo i'm all for it so for him to do all that shit talking and then
31:53all of a sudden
31:54he's kissing his ass well you gotta do something for a drink man so that's why that is just another
32:00fine example of why mr partridge is such a cool character yvonne and barry what's not to love about
32:06them you know they they definitely freshen it up just in the same way jeffrey does you know everybody's
32:12got their own different style and their you know their own personality and the way they move and
32:17their swag and stuff but you know um it was beautiful moments there you know you should
32:23never fault a man you know a man or woman that you know is trying to you know essentially could
32:30be
32:31potentially bettering themselves maybe seeing you know um you know if this gig is gonna you know
32:37make you know make wonders for his life change his life give him some good luck here so i never
32:43would
32:43fault anyone for trying something new you know it may not work out but there's really only in life
32:50there's only one way to to to know a lot of people are afraid of failing i fail daily ladies
32:56and gentlemen
32:56i just keep on going so you know what to see him try i know it didn't work out best
33:02for him and you
33:03know um jeff was cool he could have you know forced his hand a little bit he could have told
33:09him
33:09yo i already know that you are not um you know your performance didn't go well you know so he
33:16could have easily you know especially even though he apologized and stuff you know he he would have
33:21been a bad person he could have held that over him like you know what this was ammunition for him
33:26and he didn't use it so that speaks how cool he is um you know jeff you know jeff is
33:33such a cool guy
33:34obviously he's more chill laid back you know and you know he was a little upset you know um
33:39you know rightfully so man you didn't mean to do it and shit but you know sometimes you're in the
33:43heat of the moment in life and you might say something you really didn't mean even if he
33:47probably did mean a little bit you know sometimes you just wish you can maybe take something back
33:53you know that's why it's always good just wait a minute you know before you say something maybe that
33:57you regret hold up breathe a little bit you know do a countdown or something like that but man
34:02this is really a great uh a batch um i love how everyone essentially was like so cool in the
34:10moments where like you know just wishing them well nobody was hating on them like that and
34:16making them a star giving them a rose giving them a cigar you know uh champagne left and right looking
34:23like they just got married here and um you know our our girl god man really peggy is something special
34:31you know she it's like a beacon of light is shining on her you know like a a just a
34:36glow to her she
34:37just has a magical uh presence about her that you know it's not easily replicated and stuff so when
34:43she's on the screen i don't know about you all she just brings a smile to my face there you
34:48know so it
34:48was really cool of jeff giving him a chance you know i mean one you know he even though he
34:53had a
34:54kind of bullshit the story you're like oh you want to see your friend and shit no i want to
34:56do this
34:57comedy good shit so that's you know that that you know this guy's a smooth talker and you know what
35:04you may be the man in one place you know where people are appreciating appreciating you and then
35:10in another place you know whatever your act you know it's not a big hit you know because again you
35:15know humor you know there's going to be a million people that laugh at your joke and a million people
35:20that can't stand your joke you know what i mean so he just got the wrong crowd that wasn't for
35:24him
35:25there but you know all the toilet business it was having me dying and stuff because man
35:31sometimes you know there's tough crowd out there ladies and gentlemen so for him to do what he did
35:36obviously he already has experience doing it and shit you know i i can just give a major prop so
35:42hopefully you guys enjoyed it i don't believe this is my favorite favorite episode but i think
35:47definitely felt there was funny moments you know i do like fred with uh mr partridge and stuff like
35:53that you know i don't fault them man guys smell like horse shit probably you know what i mean
35:56you know that's not a great roommate kind of smell uh you know um to be had in there so
36:02you're gonna
36:02have to open up those windows there but at least there was a moment where you know you can find
36:07a
36:08solution there is always a solution to a problem a compromise that can be had you just gotta you know
36:13hash it out talk it out uh but yeah i do like their relationship as well fred there's some
36:18really great characters on the show love my girl sylvia as well uh and the other ladies here too but
36:24yo thank you so much for hanging out glad is there is not much i can say about her although
36:29you know
36:29i just love the way she's looking at at my mans um the way she's talking to him she always
36:35has his
36:35back too that's another wonderful thing about her obviously she's madly in love with my boy and like
36:41most guys we just can't see it we're dumb and shit you know but hey it is what it is
36:45hopefully
36:45you guys enjoyed it i still had a blast watching uh leave your thoughts down below don't forget to
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36:54so much for your support see you soon peace