00:00First, the best records overall, because this has gotten a lot closer.
00:05Tigers had the best record for a while, but look at this.
00:07You know, they're 60-40.
00:09The Cubs and the Brewers are 59-40, so they're just a half game back of them.
00:13The Dodgers are 58-41.
00:15Toronto's 58-41.
00:17Then Houston and then Philly.
00:19So no Yankees, no Mets, and the best record is not in baseball right now.
00:23They're not there.
00:24Not there.
00:26They didn't make the cut.
00:27That's because they're not going anywhere.
00:30That's it.
00:31Like, the teams right there that you just saw, take a good look again, because that's October.
00:39There you go.
00:40There's your October.
00:41It's not going to be all these, you know, middle-of-the-pack teams like the Yankees.
00:46And you know what I mean?
00:47Like, they just don't matter.
00:49Like, they keep telling you how great they are, and then you realize they're not in a pack of wolves.
00:56That's right there.
00:57The list right there is who the best teams in baseball are.
01:00There's not going to be any, you know, bottom feeders winning the World Series, okay?
01:05No.
01:05No that.
01:06No.
01:07That's it.
01:08Now, who's making the money?
01:09The best and the worst, Moneyline teams.
01:13The Brewers, with this 10-game winning streak, are now plus 12.9 units on the season.
01:18Best Moneyline team in baseball.
01:20Look at the bottom, Joe.
01:2112.2, Angels and Marlins have made people money, despite their under 500 records.
01:28Lots of plus money when they win.
01:30The worst teams, now the Rockies are 32.9, but the Braves are trying really hard.
01:36They're minus 26.1 units.
01:39The Pirates and the White Sox are also on the bad list for this.
01:43You want to know how bad the Pirates are?
01:45Put the White Sox ahead of them there, because they just put 27 right in their oven.
01:50I mean, they just did it right in their keister.
01:52They just went right in there and set up shop.
01:55They got candles going and everything and incense, and they're just living right in the, right there, right in their tuchus.
02:01That's it.
02:02That's it.
02:03They are the absolute butt feeders, honestly.
02:08Just set them up.
02:10Set them up in there.
02:11Put them in a cave.
02:12Put a torch in there.
02:13Get them a flare gun.
02:15I hope no one finds them either.
02:17I've had it with them.
02:18I can't even watch them anymore.
02:19They're so awful.
02:22You know what my son said to me?
02:23Listen, here's another joke for you.
02:25He said to me, he goes, he says, you know, I said, look at the guy.
02:31Why is the guy?
02:32I'm watching the Blue Jay game.
02:33I go, why does the guy have a pirate hat on?
02:35And then Gunnar said, people like that.
02:38They love that gold P.
02:40They love that.
02:41I go, what are they, Chuck D?
02:43The only guy I know that wears a pirate hat is Chuck D from Public Enemy, right?
02:48Who else wears a pirate hat?
02:50Wiz Khalifa.
02:51He threw out the first pitch again.
02:52They do that every summer.
02:54The same thing every summer.
02:56You know what?
02:56Wiz just keeps getting older, and he has less hits.
02:58I mean, I love Wiz Khalifa, but they just roll him out every year to throw out that first pitch.
03:03I mean, they got the same, you know, bobbleheads.
03:07They got the same yinzer loser fest, and then they bring out Wiz Khalifa, and then some fat guy sitting behind the home plate at the Blue Jay game has a pirate hat on.
03:17I was watching the game, and the Jays have won, like, 50 in a row, and I'm like, what's there some pirate thing sitting on the home plate?
03:24What's going to be worse?
03:25What's going to be more embarrassing?
03:26I'm a pirate fan.
03:27The only pirate thing I will wear out of my house at all is a Clementi shirt.
03:33That's the only thing you can wear without getting abuse.
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