00:00If you look back to when test tube babies was a very controversial, you know, idea, and there was all kinds of uproar against that type of thing, and now, fertility stuff is commonplace. I mean, it's exactly what you do.
00:17You can get powdered mix to make babies.
00:20Okay, can they extract semen out of a fully vasectomized nut sack? Can they do that?
00:29Did you just whisper nut sack?
00:32The question in front of the panel today is, can semen be fully extracted from a nut sack?
00:45Excuse me, sir, we couldn't hear you.
00:48I said nut sack.
00:49What?
00:50Sir?
00:51Nut sack.
00:52I said nut sack.
00:53Could you speak up, please?
00:55Can semen be extracted from a fully nut sack?
01:02But can it, though?
01:04Or?
01:05I don't know.
01:06Okay.
01:06All right, so I have my prostate is out, and my seminal vesicles, I guess I referred to, are removed.
01:13They ain't there.
01:13Mine are still there, right?
01:15So I've been vasectomized.
01:16I believe you can still produce a little, if you get the attachment.
01:21So here's the deal.
01:22Like, they say that you can reverse a vasectomy.
01:24It's not 100%, it's not 100%, but they do, you know, all they do is just, you know, reattach or whatever.
01:30Except it comes out your butt.
01:31So what that tells me, if you reverse it, you're silly.
01:38I guess.
01:39My wife would be way less inclined to make a baby that way.
01:42Wow.
01:43Uh-huh.
01:44Science.
01:44All right.
01:45All right, back up to my vagina.
01:48Oh, God.
01:48Oh, boy.
01:49The case, it looks like.
01:51Oh, sorry, I snorted.
01:52It says you can withdraw sperm from the testicle, but I don't know if that's after the vasectomy.
02:00It has to be, because if I can still, if it can be reversed, it means I'm still making it.
02:04Yes.
02:04So you're still making it, but your body absorbs it.
02:07Right, because you've closed the pathway, you've closed the egress, as they say.
02:14Right.
02:14Right?
02:14So if you had to bet on the male members of the Preston and Steve show conceiving a baby at this point,
02:19where would you put your money?
02:21Because Preston and Casey and I have all had vasectomies.
02:24I'd put my money on Steve.
02:24There's no way, Steve.
02:26Steve had prostate cancer and had his prostate removed.
02:30I don't understand your question.
02:32If one of us were forced to have a baby, if we had to keep the population,
02:37the earth going, I would do it.
02:39I would love to have another baby.
02:41Who would have the best chance?
02:43Stato is wondering, could you help him in my nutsack?
02:46Scientists come to us.
02:47Even though we've had a vasectomy.
02:49Right, yeah.
02:50Where's the money on the male members of the Preston and Steve show producing another human being?
02:55Without having a reversal done?
02:57Yeah.
02:58It has happened.
02:59None of us, I guess.
03:00That's what I'm asking about with Casey's question.
03:02If we took the sperm out of a nutsack.
03:04He's saying who has...
03:05Who's the best chance?
03:06Oh, who would be...
03:07It wouldn't be Steve, right?
03:08You guys are the same age.
03:11He doesn't have any more.
03:12I've got confetti in mine.
03:14You guys can still produce it.
03:16Your body's just absorbing it.
03:18Okay.
03:18I don't know.
03:19That's why I know.
03:19So you're full of sperm.
03:20You've had three kids?
03:21Yeah.
03:22So I'd put our money on us over you.
03:24But I don't know about that.
03:25Yeah.
03:25I can answer that.
03:27Wow.
03:29Has Bill held himself yet, by the way, with this conversation?
03:32I don't know.
03:33I don't know.
03:35I don't know.
03:37I don't know.
03:38I don't know.
03:39I don't know.
03:40I don't know.
03:41I can answer that.
03:42Oh my god.
03:42Oh my god.
03:43Oh my god.
03:44Yeah.
03:44I work.
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